FRIDAY, JAM'AKY 21, 101(1. Hill, V u;i:i IIIVIU rM '111 hie PAKE THKE3 MENTIONED AS VICEROY OF INDIA. TO TREAT CI i nn uassmea Aaverasins Tholo by Atnertvan trMa AMoclatlun. Mr. Lewis Hsrcoun. It l Mid. will b appointed by King George V. vie roy of India. Mr, llaivourt la of American birth. PORTLAND MARKETS Portland, Jan. J 1. Market quota tion today wore: Wheat Club, 1.06 J. 10; blue atem, l.lSHttl.H. Oata No. 1 white feed, 27.60 it 87.76. Barley Feed. 28.50 it 80. , Hogs Beat live, 7.25 (J 7.40. Prime steers, 7.50(ff7.75; fancy cowa, 6.25; bent calve. 70 8. Spring lambe, 8.25. nutter City creamery, 34; coun try, 25 4f29. Eggs Selected local extras. 34 85. Ilena. 14015; broiler, 1315; (oeae, 10. CHICHESTER S PILLS VBJI . ll.tlNI IHN.. FV- a fill... . , jCFf Y'X AND smile I For UllMl A. fT vruiM h a I'lIU m 11.4 wl UI4 wihV li,r, w,kl ith l)u h.tJoft. Y 7al m ikr ! ' mll. A tMlllll !! .1" r rapher to turn out MORE letters with LESS effort In the ordinary working day. 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That King Con stantino of Greece has rejected all allied demand for the ousting of the diplomats of the central power waa one of several contradictory German advices anent the Athena Bltuatlon reaching here today. The Berlin TaKeblatt said, Indeed, that the allies hud not delivered their reported ul timatum demanding that Greece give the central allien their passports. The TaKeblatt declared that Its dally Athena reports contained no mention of an ultimatum, while the Vosslcho Zeltung replied that this was due to the censorship. The Zelluiig reiterated that the ultimatum expired Wednesday and had been re jected by King Conatantlne. Since then no word had come. "SPEED UP!". to 60 minutes an hoar by taking the "grind" out of typewriting here at last is the master mfTt $125 in Canada Hrcatlilng ttvnn Killing Air ICn domed by Actunl Kmulla The discovery of Uyomel has wrought a wonderful change in the treatment of catarrh. Prior to three years ago the me dicines ordinarily employed In the cure of this disease were drugs, sprays, lotions, etc In some Instances they .benefited, but the improvement was not lasting. With llyomel you take Into the air passages of your throat and head a balsamic air that goes Into the min utest cells, and should effectually kill all germs and microbes of catarrh. Its purpose Is to enter the blood with the oxygen, killing tne germs In the blood, and restore health to the whole system. Many astonishing tes timonials have been received from those who have been helped by llyo mel. A complete outfit Is Inexpensive and Includes an Inhaler, dropper and sufficient llyomel for several weeka' treatment. Perhaps the strongest evidence that can be given to doubtera la the fact that C. H. Demaray has so much faith In Uyomel that he sells every package under positive guarantee to refund the money If it does not relieve. OF THE BLACKHAND San Francisco, Jan. 21. Driven from New York, and hunted over the entire earth, the dreaded blackhand, a blackmailers' organization. Is now operating with this city as Its head quarters. Federal officials Indicated today that Important revelations may be forthcoming in ihelr Investigation of thia organization. Some of the evi dence, It Is understood, has already been presented to the federal grand Jury. The blackhand struck when Police Lieutenant Petroslnl of New York was slain In Italy In 1909; since that time, according to the evidence of secret service men, the blackhand plotters operating here, in New York, Milwaukee and elsewhere have gar nered $200,000 toll from panic atrlcken Itallare, have murdered six other men, and have left a trial of dynamite and bombs across the con tinent. The present probe Is understood to have originated with the arrest of Joseph Vetrano and Tony dl Franco at San Jose last fall.1 Since then a veritable flood of 'blackhand threats and demands for money have come to prominent Italian merchants here and In nearby cities. FifluraNvly 8ptaking "Top. wlm i n n pi'liuisi ' "A inn ii Alios Ki-iiHick during til en lire voyage nf life !wnn tied uw nn "-I'rliHiMwi Tleer Cause Enough. "Wlnit lniKlc linn iiiiry wiumi be wun elt'plK'Utliu In Mm liiwyer ulxitit father wlliy "He was out (!.'" HiiIcm a nitin irlox to do mine tbnu tie can dn he will imr ilu nil he enn du -S. 8 McCIiin' COUNTESS JAREMA KUZ. Austrian Woman Officer Received Medals For Bravery Twice. I'hnln lv Amai'lcim 1'icm Aimoetutlon. FRISCO RENDEZVOUS f i h 1 FOit BALE BEKKSHJKE sows In pig to Laurel Champion, the sire who outranks all others In the world In the show record of his get. F. It. Steel, Winona Ranch, Route 1, Grants Pass. If 133-ACHH RANCH Over 14000 new Improvements, less than one-half mllo to K. P. Ry, station, store and pest office, near school; about 35 acres of clover, more ground ready for seeding In spring, and nearly all can he cultivated. Spring water piped to buildings, free range for stock. Will exchange for smaller acreage close In Grants Pass. Must toe good land and well Improved. Send complete description of your property. Address owner, F. E. Beers, Stevensvllle, Mont. 658 FOR SALE CHEAP Light team, In good condition, with harness and wagon. Inquire at 215 Seventh street. 652 FOR SALE I have one more high testing Jersey belfer, coming three years old, which gives promise of making an extra fine cow. W. 0. White, Grants Pass, R. F. D. To. 4. Pbone Provolt ' central. '652 TO EXCHANGE EXCHANGE I hare several choice California residence and ranch properties to exchange for Grants Pass modern bungalow or close in acreage. Quick action. A. N. Par sons. , 630tf WANTED WANTED A good heavy horse in trade for 5-year-old cow, coming fresh. Inquire 523 West LSt. 650 VETERINARY SURGEON DR. R. J. BESTUL, Veterinarian, Office In Wlnetrout Implement Building. Phone 113-J. Resi dence phone 305-R. ASSAYERS E. R. CROUCH, Assayer, chemist, metallurgist. Roms 201-203 Pad dock Building. Grants Pass. CONGRESS MEETS Washington, Jan. 21. The prlncl- jpal fault of the administration naval ' J-- 1. 1.11 program was uesigumeu uy reiiumi can ex-Secretary of tie Navy George von L, Meyer today before the Na tional Security congress as an ab sence of train. President Charles Curtis, of the In ternational Curtis Marine Turbine company, Insisted that more ships are needed, and he said it is cheaper to build them in private yards than in government yards, apparent sav ings, due to faulty government book keeping notwithstanding. President P. Ross, of the National I Marine league, pleaded for an ade quate merchant marine as a second line defense. ' "It Is a rare exception," said Meyer, j"for an American warship to have a : full complement. At present we are 35,000 men short. The torpedo boat ! destroyers of the Atlantic service are so short that only 20 of them remain In active service, while the battleship fleet this winter will consist of only 15 vessels Instead of the former num ber of 21. Our submarines are unfit for service. As for a war basis, we are short 2.000 officers, even after employing the retired list. "The fundamental defect Is that there Is no competent military organ ization, charged with preparation of the fleets for war." Warning Him. "My dear, I can gl re you a satisfac tory explanation of my dclny In get ting home this evening." "You may bine an explanation, Henry, but I can tell you In advance lant It wou't be satisfactory." Detroit Free Press. Might Be Worse. Maiden Aunt do little nephew on a vlslti-You're nut getting homesick. Wllllef Little Roy -Ob, no. auntie: it's even duller at home. - London Opinion. 8ound Advice. If you are In the baiill of being an Innocent bystander take treatment for your Imiocence or cense bystandlng Judge We cannot live better Minn In seek. Ing to" become better nor more agree ably tbnn by having a clear con Kienoe.-Porrnte NATIONAL SECURITY - TIME CARD , California and Oregon Coast Railroad Company (The Oregon Caves Route) Effective Monday, Dec. 20, 1915. Train 1 Ir. Grants Pass,., -7:00 a.m. Arrives Water Creek 1 :00 a.m. Train 2 lr. Waters Creek8:16 a.m. Arrives Grant Pass.. ,9:15 tun. Train 3 lv. Grants Past..: 00 p.m. Arrives Waters Creek 8:00 p.m. Train 4 It. Waters Creek5:00 p.m. Arrives Grants Pass 6:00 p.m. All trains leave Grants Pass from the corner of G and Eighth streets. opposite the Southern Pacific depot For all information regarding freight and passenger service call at the office of the company, Public Ser vice building, or phon 138-R for saaie. Train will stop on flag at any point between Grants Pass and Waters Creek. Passenger service every day in the week. REGISTRATION All naturalized citizens must ex hibit "FINAL" citizenship papers when registering. Do not esk to be' registered unless you comply with tbe above. . ' Wives of naturalized citizens, no matter where born, and children bom in a foreign country if naturalized by father must present their fathers' or husbands' "jFTNAL" papers. E. L. COBURN, 675 ' County Clerk. LITERARY FORGERIES. 8tuff With Which Vrain-Lucas Duped An Aged Scientist. Tbe most remarkable literary forgery on record was perpetrated In 1870 on Michael Cbnsles. a French' scientist of European reputation. Chasles. who was in bis dotage, purchased within a few years from one Vraln-Locas no fewer than 27.000 autographs. A. M. Broadley tells the story In his "Chats on Autographs:" 'Beginning with a supposed corre spondence between the youthful New ton and Pascal, vrain-Lucas proceeded to fabricate letters of Rabelais, Montes quieu and La Bruyere. Before he had finished M. Chasles became tbe posses sor of letters In French, and written on paper made in France, of Julius Cae sar. Cleopatra. Mary Magdalene and even of Lazarus after his resurrec tion." Vraln-Lucas was sentenced to two years' Imprisonment, and among other forged manuscripts from bis pen there were produced In court letters from Alexander the Great. Herod. Pompey. Judas Iscarlot. Suppbo. Pontius Pilate and Joan of Arc. Battleery of the Cat The piercing warcry of the cat in the night startles and exasperates os beyond all bearing-nut by its loud ness, but by a certain vicious, weird, half terrifying, half Infuriating note in It that makes us spring to arms with tbe bootjack or other substitute for the boomeruug. as the warwhoop of our tribal enemies did a century or centuries ago. says Dr. Woods Hutcb- Insou. One of Mark Twain's wise old fron tiersmen bud caught tbls note when be explained to the tenderfoot that an imal speech bud rules of composition and grammar. Just like human speech, and that "tbe reason a cat riles ye so ain't on account of the noise she makes, but on account of tbe slckenln' bad grammar she uses." And be was right, for tbe grammar of scalp lifting and the whole alphabet of battle, mur der and sudden death tingles and screams in the rasping cry. The Weather Changeth. Not The oldest weatlier diary known to be In existence was kept by u Lincoln shire parson. William Merle, close on iK years ago From l'"ti to 'M be wrote it up. ofien day by day, In l.ut tu, and bis maiiiisrriin. l'iti m wv luin, was somehow pivscrvcd unil Is uow In tbe Rodlrlati .Merle did not trouble himself wlih I Ho popular lore about "skyey Influences." but stuck to an accurate record of fact. In the spir it nt least of the modern meteorolo gists. And from bis Jottings It seems thut he bail pretty much the same kind of weather to deal with as folks In his parish of Frllby experience now Coutrury to theory, the ehungea of six centuries have not reduced the uumbcr of wet days In the year. - London Chronicle Vanilla Beans. The vanlliu bean la tbe costliest bean In the world It flourishes in Mexico, chiefly In I'npnutln anil Mlsnntla. It grows wild and Is gathered and mar ketcd by the natives. Just as tbey come from tbe forests the beiius sell nt $10 per l.lKXi. After tbe beans lire dried and cured thoy are worth from $10 to $11 a pound, according to qual ity. They are used by druggists aud confectioners mid are an Impurtau' article of commerce. Oregon mining laws, 40c. Courier PHYSICIANS L. O. CLEMENT, M. D. Practice limited to diseases of the eye, ear, nose and throat. Glasses fitted. Office hours 9-12, 2-5, and on ap pointment. Office phone 62; resi dence phone 3 6 9-J. 87'i&'0GHRIDGB, M. D.r Physician and surgeon. City or country calls attended day or night Res. phone 369; . office phone 182 Sixth and H. Tuffs Building. J. P. TRUAX, M. D., Physician and Surgeon. Phones: Office, 325; residence, 324, Calls answered at all hours. Country calls at tended to. Lundeburg BIdg. F. H. INGRAM, D. C, D. O. Men. tal. Spinal, Nervous and Cnronlc Diseases. Office, 215 North Slxtk ' street Hoars: -10 to 12, 2 to S. Other hours by appointment ' Phone 7. Res. phone, 243-J. DR. ED BY WATER Specialist on diseases of eye, ' ear, nose and throat; glasses fitted. Office hours: 9 to 12 a. m.f 2 to & p. m. Phones: Res. 23 4-J; Office, 2 5 7-J. Schmidt Building. Grants Pass, Oregon. DR. F. D. STRICKER Diseases of children and general practice. Tele phone 174-J. Office: Masonic build ing, if. DENTISTS E. C. MACY, D. M. D..- First-class dentistry. 109 South Sixth street. Grants Pass, Oregon. BERT R. ELLIOTT, D. M. D. Mod ern dental -work. , Marguerite H. Elliot, dental assistant Rooms 4 and 5, Golden Rule building, Grants Pass, Ore. Phone 265 M. R. BRITTEN, Dentist Rooms t and 3, Lnndburg building, opposite post office. Hours; 9 a. m. to 12 m.; 1:30 to 5 p. m. Saturdays 9 a. m. to 12 m. ATTORNEYS H. D. NORTON, Attonvy-at-Law. Practice in all State and Federal Courts. First National Bank Big. COLVIG & WILLIAMS Attorneys-at-Law, Grants Pass Banking Co. Building, Grants Pass. Oregon. e! S. VAN DYKE, Attorney. Practice in all courts. First National Bank Building. EDWARD H. RICHARD, Attorney-at-Law. Office Masonic Temple, Grants Pass, Oregon. W. T. MILLER, Attorney-at-Law County attorney for Josephine County. Office: Schallhorn Bldg. O. S. BLANCHARD, Attorney-at-Law, Grants Pass Banking Co. building. Phone 270. Grants Pass, Oregon. DRAYAGE AND TRANSFER COMMERCIAL TRANSFER CO. All kinds of drayage and transfer work carefully and promptly done. Phone 132-R. Stand at frieght depot. A. Shade, Propr. F. G. Isham, drayage and transfer. Safes, pianos and furniture moved packed, shipped , and stored. Phone Clarke & Holman, No. 50. Residence phone 24-R. THE WORLD MOVES; so do we Bunch Bros. Transfer Co. Phone 15-R. MISCELLANEOUS CRYSTAL SPRINGS water .put up in 5-gallon glasB Jars and delivered at your door, fresh, pure, sanitary. Telephone 293-R and water wagon will call. PURE, MOUNTAIN WATER Clear and refreshing. Bacterial test as sure that this water is pure. De livered in five-gallon bottles. '.V. E. Beckwlth. Order 'by phone, 602-F-3. , 459tf LODGES GRANTS PASS Lodge No. 84, A. F. A. M. Stated Communica tions 1st and 3d Tuesdays. Visiting brethern cordially Invited. A. K. Cass, W. M. Ed. G. Harris, secretary. GOLDEN RULE LODGE, NO. 78, 1.O. O. F., meets every Wed- O, "nesday eve In I.O.O.F. hall, cor. 6th and H. Sts. Visiting Odd Fellows cordially invit ed to be present. . I. V. Howell, N. 0., Clyde Martin, Secretary. DECOIUTOR8 AND PAINTERS PAPERIIANGING, graining, paint . ing. For the best work at lowest prices phone 295-J. C. G. Plant, , South Park street, '