Be on your Guard. If some grocers urge another baking powder upon you in place of the "Royal," it is because of the greater profit upon it This of itself is evidence of the supe riority of the " Royal." To give greater profit the other must be a lower cost powder, and to cost less it must be made with cheaper and inferior materials, and thus, though selling for the same, give less value to the consumer. To insure the finest cake, the most wholesome food, be sure that no substi tute for Royal Baking Powder is accepted by you. . Nothing can be substituted for the Royal Baking Powder and give as good results. INCIDENTS OF ARMY LIFE. Unpleasant Social Experience Sometime Experienced In Posts and Garrlaotu. Notwithstanding the fact that the offi- cnrs of the American army are the very piuK or courtesy, they sometimes in post and garrison life have very unpleas ant social experiences. An officer in I garrison is assigned quarters not accord- ing to the necessities of his family, hut in accordance with his rank. It therefore comes out quite frequent ly when a new officer is sent to a post mat there are many changes of quar ters, so as to make room for him. When a new major arrives, for instance, he selects the quarters that suit him best, it matters not who ocenpies them, pro vided the ocenpant is below him in rank. He can turn out a major lower on the list or any captain or lieutenant. r.?'l each of these when dispossessed can choose for himself what quarters suit mm nest if occupied by an inferior in rank. One move, therefore, may make a dozen others. The women of the ar my, it is said, are greater sticklers for their rights than the men. But the men themselves, while preserving all the forms of highest courtesy, sometimes push their authority to the fullest limit For instance, at a two company post in the west some years ago a captain of infantry was in command, as his com mission was of older date than that of the captain of cavalry also there. The two captains were mntnally antipathic In their official intercourse all the forms were observed, but still it was plain to all that they cordially disliked each other. One day the senior captain or dered the junior to take a file of men to the forest and cut the firewood needed for the winter. This duty ordinarily would have been given to a sergeant or corporal. The cavalry captain had no recourse and was obliged to obey. Just as he got outside the post the mail, which came only now and then at in tervals of a week or so, arrived, and the cavalryman stopped for letters. One ' of these brought him his commission as major. He at once issued an order taking commend of the post and then another order assigning the wood chop ping duty to the late commandant Chicago Times. Good When Ton Find It. Judge Caldwell of North Carolina was slow to see the point of a joke. On trying a case on one occasion the solic itor called in vain for a witness named Sarah Mooney. As she did not answer he informed the court that he could not proceed "without ceremony. " The bar laughed, but the judge looked puz zled. Some weeks after that when at homo the point dawned on him, and he broke into a loud laugh. Upon his wife inquiring the cause of his merriment he explained that the solicitor had call ed Sallie Mooney, and when she did not answer he had said he could not procsed without ceremony. The wife said she did not see the point The judge said it had taken him three weeks to find it, but when she did see it it would be very funny. Green Bag. A Bank Failure. AN INVESTIGATION DEHANDED. A general banking business is done by the human system, because the blood de posits in its vaults whatever wealth we may gain from day to day. This wealth is laid up against "a rainy day " as a reserve fund we're in a condition of healthy prosperity If we have laid away sufficient capital to draw upon in the hour of our greatest need. . There is danger in getting thin, because it's a sign of letting down in health. To gain in blood is nearly always to gain in whole some flesh. The odds are in favor of the germs of consumption, grip, or pneumonia, if our liver be inactive and our blood im pure, or if our flesh be reduced below a healthy standard. What is required is an increase in aux germ-fighting strength. Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery enriches the blood and makes it wholesome, stops the waste of tissue and at the same time builds up the strength. A medicine which will rid the blood of its poisons, cleanse and invigorate the great organs of the body, vitalize the system, thrill the whole being with new energy and make permanent work of it, is surely a remedy of great value. But when we make a positive statement that 98 per cent, of all cases of consumption can, if taken in the early stages of the disease, be CURED with the ' Discovery," it seems like a bold assertion. All Dr. Pierce asks is that you make a thorough investigation and satisfy yourself of the truth of his assertion. By sending to the World's Dispensary Med ical Association, Buffalo, N. Y., you can get a free book with the names, addresses and photographs of a large number of those cured of throat, bronchial and lung diseases, as well as of skin and scrofulous affections by the "Golden Medical Discovery." They , also publish a book of 160 pages, being a medical treatise 011 consumption, bronchitis, asthma, catarrh, which will be mailed on receipt of address aud six cents in stamps. I PAINTINGS OF CHRIST. The Face as Depicted by Some of the Mora Modern Artist. Among the more modern paintings representing the Saviour is that by Cor reggio, painted in the sixteenth cen tury. It. represents Christ with short curly beard, with long waving hair, sur mounted by a crown of thorns. There is a look of mute anguish on his face that is heartrending, but nevertheless the face is rather weak. The most terrible likeness is that painted at about the same time as that of Correggio by Albert Durer. It rep resents a powerful face, with a Grecian cast of countenance, with eyes distorted by pain and anguish, and even a trifle of anger is apparent The Christ of Raphael, a contempo rary of both the above, is an essentially Italian work, the face being Italian, although the model for the forehead and upper face was evidently a woman. The Rembrandt Christ of the seventeenth century wears an unpleasant expression about the month and has too long a face to be perfect, yet it is one of the great artist's last efforts. Perhaps the most fantastio picture of Christ is that painted in the fifteenth century by Leonardo da Vinci. It rep resents the Saviour looking over his shoulder, a cynical smile on his face. A hand may be seen in his hair, evi dently drawing the head to one side. It cannot compare in beauty, however, to the same artist's face of Christ in the famous "Lord's Supper." The noblest and the grandest is tha by Titian, painted in the sixteenth cen tury. It is a face of resignation, of firmness strong, yet mild; mild, yet strong. Titian was 90 years old when he painted this, and it is considered as one of his masterpieces. Of the absolutely modern paintings of Christ those of Munkaczy, Ary Shef fer and Gabriol Marx rank highest. Still every one of these is an imaginary pro duction, and the Saviour will still con tinue to be the "Man of Mysterv."- Edgar Mels in Home and Country. The First Fosts. The first posts are said to have originated in tne regular couriers established by Cy rus about 650 a. v., who erected post houses throughout the kingdom of Persia. Augustus was the first to introduce this institution among the Romans. 81 B. C. and he was imitated by Charlemagne about tw a. u. Liouis JU was the first sovereign to establish posthouses in France owing to his eagerness for news, and they were also tne nrst institution 01 this nature in Eu rope. This was in 1470, or about 2,000 years atter tney were started in Persia. In England in the reign of Edward IV (1481) riders on post horses went stages of the distance of 20 miles from each other in order to procure the king the earliest intel ligence of the events that passed in the course of the war that had arisen with the Scots. A proclamation was issued by Charles I in 1031 that "whereas to this time there hath been no certain intercourse be tween the kingdoms of England and Scot land, the king now commands his postmas ter of England for foreign parts to settle a running post or two between Edinburgh and London to go thither and come back again in six days." Chambers' Journal. Breaking Dp the German Army. A story Is told of a certain young New York woman who was recently abroad. While walking out in Dresden one day the stolidity of the soldier sentinels pacing back and forth like automata attracted her notice. A sudden impulse seized her to test this cast iron rigidity, and waiting till one had passed she slipped into his little sentry box. When he reached it on his re turn, marching with measured precision. she suddenly jumped out before him, cry ing "Bool" in his very face. 'ihe soldier was completely unset at thh Unexpected performance and actually dropped his musket and ran away, while tne young woman, having thus routed a portion of the German army, walked on and demurely rejoined her friends. The incident, it is said, came to the ears of the emperor himself, who expressed a wish to meet this extraordinary young woman, but Miss admitted that her desire did not equal his, as she was not sure in quite what ugnt tier jesting impulse would be official ly regarded. --JNew York Times. A DOUBLE BACK-SOMERSAULT, A Baking Powder Company Was Too Hasty In Its Claims. A Chicago baking powder concern, ad vertising far and near that its product received the highest award for strength, purity and excellence at the Chicago World's Fair, has been obliged to take a double somersault backward. Mr. John Boyd Thatcher, chairman of the Agri cultural Awards, has written a letter to the said Chicago concern showing it that its advertising statements, speaking mildly, are incorrect, while the Judge of Awards on Raking Powders sends an other in which he brands the claim ot the pretenders as false, in the most un mistakable language. Since, comes the second exposure to the effect that this baking powder, for which these spurious claims have been made, was actually found by the Exposition chemists who analysed it, to contain ammonia 1 Is this the reason that the comminainnnra declined to give it an award for parity and wholesomeness? WELL-KNOWN PEOPLE PROMINENT PERSONAGES FROM FAR AND NEAR. People Who Have Gained Distinction In Their Particular Sphere In Lire, Both In ThU Country aud Abroad Kt. Mary Baker Kddy. Rev. Mary Baker Eddy is the founder nd head of the Christian Science Church, which denomination has just erected a magnificent structure in Bos ton, costing over 200,000. The Boston church was organized by Mrs. Eddy, and the first meeting held on April 19, 1879. Mrs. Kddy was born in Concord, N. H., in 1825. She married Colonel Grover at an early age, but he lived only one year. In 1806 she met with severe accident and her case was pro nounced hopeless by the physicians. One Sunday morning, when her death was hourly expected, she suddenly be came aware of angelic presence and min istration, requested those with her to withdraw, but soon to their bewilder ment, she walked into the adjoining room. Her friends thought that she had died and that they saw her appari tion, since that time sue has been i believer in the principle of divine heal ing, which she has preached lor nine teen years. In 1887 she married Dr, Asa Gilbert Eddy. A. C. Williston. Archibald Williston, of Cumberland, Md., is a very popular man in cycling circles. He was a leading candidate for president of the League of American Wheelmen, the new officers of which were elecb d by the national assembly held in New York City February 18. Mr. Williston first came into promi nence by a display of his ability in the counsels of the Maryland division. It did not take long for a man of his at tainments to get into the national body, and for five years past he has been one of the most prominent in league work. He was last year chosen first vice-president. King George. With the rumors of a rebellion and insurrection in Greece attention is di rected to the ruler of the country. King George, the present ruler, is the second son of the King of Denmark, and was born December 24. 1855. He in a brother of the Princess of Wales and uncle of the tzar of Kusfia. Otho I., the late King ot Greece, abdicated in 1803, and the throne was then tendered by a ma jority of the Greek people to Prince Al bert of England, but the English people refused to accent the the nnminolinn It was next offered to Duke Earnest, of nax-Lonurif-uotna, and declined. Then it was offered to William Ferdinand Adolphus George, who accepted it, and nas since reigned as King George I. He was married at St. Petersburg to Prin. cess Olga, daughter of the Grand Duke Constantine, on October 27, 1807. His reign has been mild, and he has euc- eetled to some extent in winnino tho favor of the people. Toad Superstitions. Superstitions as to toads having been early inculcated, it has been exceeding ly difficult to got rid of them. One rem nant of this auciont credulity still ex ists. It is iu regard to the absolute im perishable character of the toad. There are well educated Americans who be lieve that a toad hops out alive from a slab of stone, though he has been im prisoned there for several millions of years. We give in briof Dr. Buckland's experiments with toads in 1825. He took 13 toads and had the toads put in 12 cells cut in sandstone, and over these he put plates of glass. They were bur ied in a garden for over a year. When exhumed, they were all dead. Then some were put in porous sandstono, and at the end of a year a few were found "greatly emaciated. " When buried for another year, they all died. Toads were taolosed in wood, and they all died. The conclusion is that, deprived of at mosphere or without food, toads must die. If a toad as a tadpole could have entered a crevice iu a rock, it might have grown, but would have died in time for want of air and food. This toad nonseuse is so irradicable that it is supposable it never can be dissipated,- THK WRONG WAT. There is a way of looking at a thing that is curious and wrong. The old ailuae, "proof of the pudding is in eating it," la sound sense. Ami another "never con demn before tri .1." In the treatment of anything, treat it in good faith, io when infirmities Beset lis, beset them with good will and force. Thousands have in this way overcome the worst tortus of rheuma tism by using St. Jacobs Oil. Never shrink trom what is known to be by thousands a positive cure fur this dread complaint, and that is the t hing to remove the trouble and solve the doubt. What Aluminium Is. There are many misconceptions about aluminium that are widespread and which it seems "difficult to correct in the public mind. Aluminium is not, section for section, a very strong metal. It is only one-half as strong as wrought iron. It litis a very low elastic limit It is not rigid, but beuds under a trans verse strain readily. It is in its alloys that its utility commences to appear. With 8 to 13 per cent of copper or alu minium brome we have one of the most dense, finest grained and strongest met als known. New York Telegram. An Eager and a Nipping Wind, A continuous down pour of rain, inclem ent weather, generally in winter and spring, are unfavorable to all classes ot in valids. But warmth and activity inlused into the circulation counteracts these in fluences and interpose a defense against them. Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, most thorough and effective of stomachics aud tonics, not only enriches the blond, but accelerates its circulation. For a chill, or premonitory symptoms of rheumatism and kidney complaint, particularly preva Imt at the e seasons, It li the best possible remedy. It is also invaluable for dyspep sia, liver complaint, constipation and ner vousness. Never set out on a winter or spring journey without it. Elderly per sons and the delicate and convalescent are greatly aided hy it. She Papa Is saying that you stay too long wnen you call ou me. He All right. 1 will uoi couieto early aftur thin. THK BK8T TKACHKR. The Arabs say that the best Teacher is Time. That is true, especially when year after year enforces the same lesson. For more than thirty years Allcock's Porous Plasters have been in use in every part of the world, and the testimony is universal as to their value as an external remedy for paittB of every kind in the back, chest and side. Home people have learned the lesson so well that tbey try to imitate them, and the result is a host Of counterfeits, all pre tending to be just as g tod as Alixhm-k's Porous Plaktkrk, and unconscious that by this very statement they acknowledge that ALI COCK'S PoROUB PLAHTKRH hull! tiio Hi-yt ptace. ie sure and get the genuine. irnurkth s fitus always act uniformly. She (bitterly)-Befori' yoa married me I w anangei. I'll never bu that anlu, I suppose? HBVwivMiivniiJpntJU, 1 live 1U UOpu8. DISCUSSES THK FKUIT INDUSTItr, Much favorable comment was expressed at the Portland Fruit Convention over a publication devoted to the fruit industry, issued by the new competitor for Eastern traffic., the Great Northern Railway. This document was handsomely printed and illustrated and treated every feature of the Business aim every Iruit locality in Oregon and Washington with perfect laimess and truthfulness. liy addret-sing C C. Dona van, General Agent, Portland, Or., or F. I. vv nitrify, u. r. & T. A., G. N. Hy., St. '""'I iuimi., nii-i usmng tor me ureat Northern Fruit bulletin, it will be sent free. 100 REWARD SIOO. The readers of this paper will be pleased to learn that there is at least one dreaded disease that science has been able to cure in all its stages, and that is Catarrh. Hall's Catarrh Cure is the only positive cure known to the medical fraternity. Catarrh being a constitutional disease, reaulres a constitutional treatment. Hall'B Catarrh Cure is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system, thereby destroying the foundation ot the disease, and giving the patient strength by buildinir un the cmianinHn.. and assisting nature iu doing its work. The proprietors have so much faith in its curative powers, that they offer One Hun dred Dollars for any caie that it fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY & Co.,Toledo, O. ouiu uy irupgists, (oo. PIAXOS Hnrdman-Chlfikerlntt-Fiseher. Low prices; easy terms. For sale by WILEV B. ALLICN CO. (the oldest and Largest music store), 211 First St., Portland. Tby Gkbmba for breakfast. Use Enamellne Stove Polish ; no dust, no smel Sore Throat and Diphtheria have for over 50 years yielded to and they always n. Scalds, Sprains, Bruises, Burns and Cuts are also promptly cured by its use. Popular tor 50 years most pop ular to-day. Made only by Perry Davis & Son, Providence, R. "T J III . .A I my tx borne Wow A SURE CURE FOR PILES Itching' Piles linirwn brraoilti!ralikeoersplration,oatlM iiMuue it uuinir wuen warm, j uis lurra and Blind, Uleed inf or Protruding PUea yield ut Obce to DR. BO-SAN-KO'S PILE REMEDY, which acta directly on parts affected, abwrbs turners, al lay, itching, effecting a permanent cure, Price 5oo. Drogguu or mad. lr. Bvaauko, l'liUadiw. Pa. Con.nmotlvea and neosle who have weak lungs or Asth ma, should as Piao'. Cure for Consumption. It has cored taoasaUMli. It has not Injur ed one. It I. not bad to take. III. the Dettooughayrup, Hold everywhere. Me. foldis I rou(i. Pure Is essential to good health, because ine blood is the vitaf fluid which supplies nil .... ...... .. Ihe organs with life and the power to per ioral their lunctions. Hood's Sarsaparllla act directly upon the blood, making it rich and pure and giving it vitality and life giving tualities. This is why llood'sSar sapai ilia Cures when all other preparations and pre-criptions fail. " 1 have tried Hood'B Harsaparilla and found it to be an excellent medicine fur im pure blood. highly recommend it." Fannii K 1'ricuarii, I'tica, N. Y. Hood's Sarsaparilla Is the Great Blood Purifier. HnnH Pillc easytobuv, easy to take, ' easy iu elt'itt. h'. It it aold on a guarantee, by ail drag, gists. It cures Inoiplent Consumption and ia the beat Couch and Croup Cure, DR. GUNN'S IMFKOVEO LIVER FILLS A MILD PHYSIC. (INK, PILL FOR A DOSF. A movement of tha bowols each day ! nooeawur for noiilth. Tliwte pills atippljr what the ayatom liu'ka to nuke It rwiilar. They our Headache, brighten til. iyea, and clear the Oompleiion bet ter t han ooatnelioa. 1 Iter neither gripe nor token. To convince iou. we will mail N-imple free, or a full ho fnr yfio. Nold everr where. LOSANKO MBit. CO., PutlaJi'lphia, fa. Ely's Cream Balm Cleanses the Nasal Passages, Allays I'aln and liillaniinatioii, Restores the Senses of Taste and Smell. Heals the Sores. Apply Halm Into each noatrlt. Kli linos., 66 Warren St., N. V. AMERICAN TYPE FOUNDERS'GO. PALMER REY BRANCH Cor. Second and Stork St.., Portland, Or. FRAZER .axle BEST IN THE WORLD. Vltnvt. Ttft WAaHnvnliaUttM .a xmnn..... ..H.. outlaUnir two boxes of any other brand. Kree iiuiu Aiuuiai una tn r rtlK UKNUINIi FOR HALE BV ORKOON AND WASHINGTON HICKCHANTSBra and Dealers generally. GIIICKEHRUSKOMYS if you use the Pttalum Incubators a Braodera. Make money while other are wasting tirat by old processes. Cataiog-tells all about it, and describes every it I LI 4" Pare I I y 1JB Illustrated 1 1 efl Catalogue Jg article neeaea lor tm poultry builnee. The "ERIE" mechanically the best iWheel. Prettiest model we are Pacific Coast Aeents. Bicvcle cata- lojrue.mailed free.eive fltftrleaeetnf InM i.ff. amvwvm . mAimri ramienD eii -1.' v . wti rciaiaiDl,baup Branch Horjsa, tji 8 Main St., Los Angeles. i NO DIRT OR SMOKE. four Wife Can Run It. Hercules Gat or QoMoline Engine. Palmer & Bey, 8. F., Cal. and Portland, Or. W. P. N. U. No. 687-8. F. N. U. No. 664 E.tab. isee. CORBITT & 50ota.'andV f mJdfii mfmPi $1.00 Bottle. VIKI I II a J al. I One cent a doe.MjJ-) tgpf iu. uiin.rin, onirriwu una ubiminsiuw MImuIHANTS. ii"iKi!uiBiun oi nnesi, riour, uats. wool and Hons. Hmn a p www exposition SitRiS' txcellent manufacture, H.aVAJLJ.A. AAAAA,rAA.A..ja BEWARE el Imitation trad mark and labels. is the whole story about W AflP HAfVP SOPA 3 111 flariiatrpe teBOm than other package soda-never spoils a IU imVlat3. flourversallyacknowledgedpnmtlBtteworld. Made only by CHURCH k CO., Kew J rrnte ror ara ana uunmet Book 'www vy vvvvwwvwt (MALARIA I RTjheertojesonlTTrylt 9Y nU jb V muwns'I REVEALED HOW TO SAVE MONEY. Buy your GROCERIES and PRO VIHIONH nf n and a.m ... ... (roods and deliver Iree to trains or boat. We buy and sell for srot cash aArl Zn 1le than any other firm In the country. Send ut your name and XresTand we will ?22iV ChPM new price 1st, which will be out soon. We offer to-day" Climax tobkZ anil1 i 0l Beat brand of flour per barrel '. 2 15 Send a. a 11.. of what yo. need, and w. will HlDlf I nnu m, rn ,m urv aranuiatea suorar in muih aanka fn.. u ?r i ... Rich Blood in 1 1. 1:1-.. -...1 ...... r, tha miniv nun iwi i .""7,"'; r , ,,' i,i,i, f vitality ot the Mood de-..ls lb. Iiealili ol the whole system I HE u. - . ' " -- 1 tier is ' Hood's Sarsaparllla This is proved beyond any doubt by Ihe wonderful cures which have Iweu aowiiii tiltshed bv this medicine. Weak, tired. nervous nien and wutran tell of new strength and vigor and steady nerves given t... Il.uul'. HursniiHrilla. ruillerers from sleeplessness, u'riihtla. salt rheum and tha severest forms of blood diseases have found relief in Hood's. This is because Hood's Sarsaparillu purities Ihe blood. Unnl'e Dillc the after dinner pill and ivsisu -J fatally cainariic. ; W.L Douglas 9) dnULriTFOrt A KINO. 3. CORDOVAN, rRCNCH a NANILLUJ CALF. 4.3.MFlNCCALrKAWAR0a 3.4P POLICE, 3 soles. 2.i.tj Boys'ScHoaSHOti 'LADIES' ssawHSia BROCKTWiTUlia. Over On Million People wear the W. L. Douglas $3 & $4 Shoes AH our shoes are equally satisfactory They give the beat valuo for the money. They equal custom Shoes In style and fit. Their wearing qualities are unsurpassed. The price are uniform, stamped on aoh Prom Si to $j saved over other make. If your dealer cannot supply you we can. R. HALL'S PULMONARY BALSAM The Beat CI KE for Cough, Coldj and I'Viiauiasiisn. Hold by all DrttKalnta. Price, 60 cent. J. K.OATKH A '0..i'ronrletora. 4l7Bnomem.,8. r. Leave Doubtful Reeds alone. The best are easy to set, and coat no more. Ask your dealer for FERRY'S SEEDS Always the heat. Known everywhere. Perrw'a Heeri Annual for 1NUS Inlla vnn r wml now. ana wnen to ttiant. ' emu r roe. uoi iu Ann rem , D. M. FERRY A CO., uetroit, mien. Manhood rentored. Night Enmnions, Weak memory, Atrop iy Sexual Weakness, etc., Surely cured by POLLEN ACME NATunr himcov Tha lift farm and vital fore ol plant! end flowarii It givas vigor, power and alia to the vital organ, ol man. HE POLLEN ACME Thi most won derful achievement in Medical Science. Theonly acknowl- dged permanent cure guaranteed. New York address I if-1 17 Fulton St. Eaiy to carry in ve.t pockf t, Prka VI. sulorfs. Sent In plain wrapper, or si all Urugguti. ii.ttu, waaa ao. eoaavaaaaeN NEW WAY Portland, Walla Walla, npuKailtg, via U. K dt N. Railway and Great Northern Railway to Montana points, 8t. Paul. Minneapolis, csgoandltast. Adftlresi EAST! ItieareKt agent. C. 0. uonavan, (Jen. Agt Portland, Or.; R.C.Hte vena.ftpn. Airr UMttiA No dust: rock-ballast ttaclt: Ann acoi,.,rv. nut. joe sleeping and dinlngcara; buffet-library can- fumllv tniipl.l . . H j ,vu..a, Hwyui., uvn WJUipuieui. CS. WIISLOW'S W FOR OHILDRIM TIITHINO vr aii vrmaayuM. atoaataeMNa, I .... .t.t , M MACLEAY CO. Ino. It I York. Sold by tracers everywhere. ot valuable Boelpea-FRMS. EEL BAm U0JfiS YUR BACK L p 8eem a Duraern Yon npH REMEDY. Arbuckle' oiflee mr mVinrf " mak.y'on ipSfi pffoT Afa'-youriM r . . 7ror orders p- nA. m.i h ' rw uuuun. rrwni air Beta, roniind, Or. 1 ml ProBt and fan Pol' UoUMholiUra. The youn married man, after lwluK in,, red (or a long time by the agent of a w,ii known sewing niaiblue company, dVclJ,,! to ntaka a purchase, A machine was as. conllngly sent to tha botiae, and h wut0 pay the bill of 140 by Installments, ilefore the first Installment was mij th atrut who bad sold hi in the ntathlne left the company and became attache,) to , rival concern equally a well known a. that first. II called at tb young benedict's uoine rum utiervti vueuu nun one nth ,, i i i .1. ...... 1 niacuiiic lor .u ioaa iimu ue was payinirn the one he then had. The agent agreed to make all the ur ary arrnngementaabout returning t m (r)lt mat'iiinv to miiipany si. i, aim at last tl( young couple decided to take the other mm. chine. The new machine arrived next day. ami . lease waa made out with company No. 2. TUal very anernoon an agent fnun com. pany Na 1 appeared and demanded to know why their machine bad been rei.w-t ed. Matter were explained to him, and after a consultation with the maimer of ut company ne munieu ana uirertnl to put In the Unit machine at a price (S less than, what the young cunple were iMivtnu fun., chine No, lie aald he would rather iln thl than have company No. 8 crow over him and be able to aay that thry had sold a machine where he couldn't Hi offer waa accepted, and the flm ma chine was returned. A few day later company No. S sent it. agent to the bnuae again and offered to ut the couple have It machine for even .- lens than company No. I' latent offer, ami as a result he once more placed bla machine ir, the house. When this Intelligence reached the n(ll,. of company No. 1, the manager himself drove over to see the young people, and aft er considerable talk offered, rather than have machine No, 9 In the house, to ulr the young couple a machine of their make gratia. Thle offer waa accepted, and the people were made to promise that they would not reveal the price of the nmchln to company No. 8. The promise was readily ulveu.-noaton flerald. Oou'l Encourage Inhuman Tricks, Let the boy fish, boat, canon, hwIid and tramp through the woods on explor ing trips to his heart's content, do with him if possible ami encourage healthful exercise and observation as much as dor. ible, but don't teaoh hlra, nor allow hint to acquire, unlawful and inhuman tricks. Upon nearly every one of furred or feuth- ered things seen during June ami July dependa a family of holpless liven, which may be doomed to the miseries of slow starvation by one thoughtless shot. The boy with the firearm goes a bird nd aays, "Watch me plug him," ami if the aim prove true the boy thinks he has done something clever, and most likely his fond father tells him that he bus so done. Ia reality he has broken a law and probably sounded the doom of half a dozen wretched fledglings hidden in a nest near by. Men will cheerfully give op a handful of dollars for the privilive of drinking in the wondrous molodv from the trained throat of a Putti and go into raptures over the sweetness and the elevating influence of perfect mnaio, yet the same men will blithely murder a poor little feathered Patti and still for ever life and sung such as no Putti ever anpirod to in fine, destroy what the con centrated brains and skill of tlio world cannot rapture. And for what tmrposo? Simply to gratify a tiute for the shambles, or to show off to prove that an eye can glance along a bit of Iron or steel truly enough to insure the planting of a nun get of lead within the limit of a poor, unsuspecting creature's body to kill a beautiful, happy bird. Outing. The Appetite of the Ostrich. It la nevor safe to dron any article when walking near a covey of ostriches. The ostrich will eat anything, seeming apparently to have no sense of tasto. A story is told of a yonng girl who was visiting a coo where a large ostrich matched her kid gloves, which were rolled into a ball, and ate them. The next day the girl returned with the fam ily contribution of a half dozen pairs of gloves, all of which were aa readily wallowed.- Detroit Free Press. GOLUHEIM PRIZE VIHERS, OQNOVER PIANOS CHICAGO COTTAGE ORQANO HlQHEOT AWARDS I quality, uniformity and volume of tone, elasticity of touch, artlatle materials and workman ship of highest grade. .Am..u -A.-U0AT..N --.a. 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