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About The Argus. (Hillsboro, Or.) 1894-1895 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 10, 1895)
I tuc riTV OP NIZAM. mmmmmbmb : 1 rwl I , H n dm OUSEKEEPERS who are wise will not be persuaded in to the purchase of the unre liable baking powders which some dealers wish to sell for the sake of the additional profit derived there from. Crudely mixed from low-grade, impure ingredients, such powders cost but half as much to make as the highly refined, abso lutely pure Royal Baking Powder, although retailed at the same price. They are un wholesome and lacking in leavening strength. Royal Baking Powder gives the greatest value for its cost, and there is no other powder or preparation that will give such satisfaction, or make such pure, wholesome and delicious food, or which in practical use will be found so economical. ELECTRIC VTIKK9. Some writer very aptly likens the nerves to electric wires, and the general working of their system to that of electric cars. A man who " slips his trolley " like Mr. Jere miah Kney, 1S12 W. Lombard St., Balti more. Xld.. will need someluiiig belter than even a italvauio battery to ket him all right. Mr. Kney lound that smuetinng in ine 101 lowing way: "I uttered," he says, ' Iniiir time with neuralinn in the head. 1 gave (St. Jacobs Oil a fair trial, and am en tirely cured." lu this way the great rem edy acts as a motornian to restore broken wires ana sei ine ysieiu 10 jeri;v nttum. WHERE TEAK WOOD GROWS. . NEW-YORK. RQYAL BAMNU KUWUtM VU., 1W -. oi., jg FRANCE WILL SEE FIGHTING. General Duchesne's Task of Conquering Madagascar Not an Easy One. General Duchesne, who has been ap pointed commander of the French expedi tion wnicn wm attempt to con quer and annex Madagascar . in March or April at an initial expense of $13, 000, 000, has been in the mili tary service of France fop 89 years. He was Nborn in eastern France 67 years ago, was graduat ed from the mili tary school of St. Cyr and made a sublieutenant of GENERAL DUCHESNE, the Second infan try in 1867. At the battle of Solforino, in 1859, he was badly wounded and was re warded with the cross of the Legion of Honor. He became a captain in 1864, and bis regiment displayed lieroio conduct in 1870 at the battle of Spickeron, losing its colonel, lieutenant colonel, S3 officers and nearly 400 men. Duchesne escaped the slaughter, but was captured at Metz and sent to a German prison. He has also served France with distinction in Algeria, Tonquln and Formosa. He received the rank of brigadier general in 1888 and was made general of a division in 1893. France has coveted Madagascar since 1643, when she gained a foothold at An osy, but wars with the natives compelled her to abandon the conquest. The big African island, which is twice as long as New York state and larger than France, has great natural riches and is of decided strategic importance. In 1S85 France com pelled Madagascar to give her a coaling station at Diego Suarez and assumed a partial protectorate, taking care of Mada gascar's foreign affairs, much against her will. Flushed with her conquest of Siam, France has concluded that the time has come for the conquest of more territory; hence the expedition soon to be dispatched under General Duchesne's leadership. In reply to France's recent ultimatum Queen Banavalona III refused France's demands for more territory on the island and insists upon Madagascar's right to 1 Import munitions of war. As the climate of the lowlands is hot and deadly, and as the Hovas, the dominant tribe, have an army as large as the standing army of the United States, well trained and equipped with modern weapons, the little Frenoh army of 6,000 or 6,000 men will not find the subjugation of Madagascar an easy task. On several occasions the natives have routed attacking parties of French and English, and with months of warning Queen Ranavalona will doubtless have a warm reception ready for General Du chesne. Syllogistic Forty years since "Porte Crayon" was down on Albermarle sonnd and told a native that there were men with mouths eight inches wide. The native declared that was a fish story. Porte re proved him for his incredulity and pointed ont that deductions from known facts proved this statement. "We know," he said, "that oysters must be eaten whole. We know that there are oysters eight inches across the minor dimension. Therefore there must be months eight inches wide to take them In, or the beautiful chain of harmony in the universe is broken." - " -. Expenses ut the World's Fair. The admission ticket entitles the vis itor to see all of tlio World's fair proper, eoverinsr .TOO acres of Jackson park. This includes access to the 12 principal build' iiisjs. the state and government build ings and the headquarters of 11 coun tries represented. The guidebook may he bouziit in one larire volume or in parts, A few cents will be charged for rolling chairs, gondolas and boats on the lagoon. These will be a great assistance in economizing time and strength. Guides who will pilot a party of five for 50 cents an hour may be hired, but the Columbian guards are prepared to give information, and armed with a catalogue you will have but little use for a guide. For the one admission fee you may also walk in the Midway plaisance and see the curious foreign architecture and modes of life and industry. If you de sire to enter any of the buildings or vil lages, a fee of about 25 cents will have to be paid, as these are private concessions. If you are prepared to economize, you can live comfortably and see all the sishts for a month on $100. One nun dred and fifty dollars should be enough for any reasonable human being, though of course there is practically no limit to the amount you may spend on souvenirs, works of art and personal display. You can even pay as if you were four persons rolled into one if you insist on a private bathroom at a hotel, but $3 to $o a day will pay all reasonable expenses. Chi' cago Letter. The Cowing of the White Man Meant Nation's Fall. In the heart of untrodden jungles, on thick wooded hillsides, leaning over the brinks of precipices, where tropical creepers twist like snakes choking the life out of younger growths, where or chids flaunt aloft and strange vines bloom, there the teak wood grows. Against its corrugated bark tigers and leopards sharpen their claws, and nnder its thick shade strange beasts rest by dav. That atom of animate destruction, the white ant, has passed it by. Other growths havo reared their heads out of the jungle around it, have grown, have lived their day, died and rotted back to the roots which supplied them with life. In comparison man has been a midget, a mote in tho sun, hunting his fellow animals with flint headed arrows and stone axes, flitting, passing, gone, but the great oaks have grown, have spread their arms benignantly over the dust of tiny shapes beneath, mid planted in dignity have stood as emblems of strength and power in meditations last ing one, two, three, five and six nun dred vears. Thrv have secreted the units of time in their hearts as a maiden hides the thoughts of her first love. Days have come as thick as the snows that fall on Kunchinjunga or as the waves crowding one another to the shores of the Bengal sea. And then, as if to give color to the superstition of the hill man long since gone with his tribe to the land where shadows fall deeper than those cast by the teak tree in the jungle, out of these emblems of strength has grown a weakness that has overthrown a uaou. The first oak of Burma to be felled by a white man was symbolio of the nation's fall, and when the visitor to Maudalay is shown the king's palace and reads the inscription on one side of a bungalowlike verauoa, "lung ine- baw sat in this opening with his two queens and the queen mother when he gave himself up to General Preudergast on the 0th day of November, 18&5," if he cares to continue the fancy, he will notice that on each side of this opening the oaken carvings are broken and de faced, as if the events which changed dynasty had leaned upon the teak wood and it had fallen beneath the weight. Century. BEFORE A FITLL HEAD OF STEAM The President at a Reception. Mr. Cleveland has by force of prece dent continued the ancient custom of re ceiving the general public three times a week in the great east parlor, but there is little doubt that he should like, as prob ably any other president would like, to escane this task of handshaking. The hour set for this function is 1:30 p. m iust after the president has eaten lunch eon. A man who is so intimately famil iar with Mr. Cleveland as to know his private personal ways is authority for the statement that upon everyone of these public reception days Mr. Cleve land has gone to his bedroom and there quietly slipped into his pocket a revolver, and then descended the stairs to the east parlor. Moreover, the throng of visitors who flock to these public receptions is kept at some distance from the president as he stands in the doorway which serves as an exit for those who pass him. This is done by a cordon of servants of the house, who, counting merely the door keepers and messengers, entirely outside of the clerical force in executive omces, number at least 20. The visitors string by the president in Indian file, and as they pass him, receiving each one a shake of the hand, they pass also a most pleas ant but determined looking man stand ing exactly opposite Mr. Cleveland. The people do not know it, but this man is also armed. New York Becorder. irathprpd bv thnt tremendously destructive engine, imihirm, put on ihe breaks with Hostet ter's Stonmch Bitters, w hich will check its prog ress mid avert disaster. Thills and fever, bilious remittent, dumb ague una ague cake are prompt ly rclLved and ultimately cured bv this genial specilic. which is also a comprehensive family medicine, siieeuuv ukeiui m uhspnoi uyspepsm, biliousness, constipation, sick headiehe, lur- votiMipHS. rheumatism and neuralgia. Awiinst the iiuriful effects of sudden changes of tem perature, exposure in wet weather, close appli cation to laborious mental pursuits ana otner Influences prejudicial to nealtn it is a most trustworthy safeguard. It fortiflos the system against disease, promotes appetite and sleep, and hastens convalescence aittr debilitating and flesh-wasting diseases. Simerintendent Bvmes is after thellving pict ures in New York, and they'll have all they can do to make a bare living. HAVE NO Kyl'AL. The , World's Tribute to Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder Highest Honors Awarded by theWorW Colum bian Exposition, Chicago, 1893. World's Fair Medal and Diploma awarded to Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder The highest award was given on every claim, comprising superiority in leavening power, keeping properties, purity and excellence. This verdict has been given by the best jury ever assembled for such a purpose, backed by the recommend ation of the Chief Chemist of the United States Department of Agriculture, Washington, D. C, who made an elabor ate examination and test of all the baking powders. This is pre-eminently the highest authority on such matters in America. This verdict conclusively settles the question and proves that Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder is superior in every way to any other brand. Now. The Chief Chemist rejected the Alum baking powders, stating to the World's Fair jury that he considered them unwholesome. UNWEPT, UNHONORED AND UNSUNQ. He was a pure philanthropist This hero cf my rhyme. The blase soul he would assist To have a pleasant time. And to the weeping pessimist Make this world seem sublime. Be took no thought of starving wight Because right well he knew So quick are hours In their flight No single meal would do To keep a starving soul to rights More than a day or two. But when be met a man of wo Who thought of suicide Unto the druggist's be would go. And there enough bromide " To lay the unhappy mortal low He'd gratlsly provide. And if he saw a person fall Upon the Icy street. With laughter in his voice he'd bawl, "You've slippers on yonr feet," Which so the fallen one would gall He would forget the sleet. And If again a person struck A snag In Borne small apeo in short, with worthless stock was stuck. His purse a broken wreck He'd comfort him with "You're in lucks You did not break your neck." In other people's sorrows he Would always And some fun And try to lighten misery As soon as 'twas begun. -'j .... He'd even chat most wittily With his own tailor's dun. TO AID EMPLOYES. R. HALL'S PULMONARY BALSAM . ....1.1- I. u ..t I'l ill- for t oiiunvi " on mi million Bold by Ji t.rM.. I W Zmrs. 4l7rtiune Sl.,H. K. 1 1 X CO- in h'Cr W. L. Douglas S3 SHOE ro" A KINO. FRINCNfcCNAMCliXO CAlf. 4.3.P FlNtCAlliKAHOABOa 3.19 POLICE, 3 SOLES. 2.I7-BB0YS'SCH0(K.SH01 'LADIES' BKOCKTONJAA. OvsrOnt Million People wrar th W. L.Douglas $3 & $4 Shoes All out shoes are equally satisfactory Th.y five th best value lor th Thy Juu.1 custom shoe In ityl and lit. Th.lr wearing quantise r unsurpassed. Th eric r uniform, stamped on sola. Prom l to $J laved over other make. If your dealer cannot supply you we can. 'MM Ferry's Seeds nt your donlersj" WM iw frunh und HirUle as UimiKh ml WM you got them direct from terry U (toft Seeds lla am known 11111I plunled every- m lm where, mill urn always tlx Ml m best. l-Vriy'Sfnl Aiiuual MM WfL for 1NU3 tells nil about MM OrW D.M.Farry 4Co. JWmA 1JWSDtrolt,Mloh.55fQKj Aucock's Porous Plasters have attained a world-wide reputation solely upon their superlative merits. They have mpny would- be rivals, but have never been equaled or even approached in curative properties and rapidity and safety of action. Their value has been attested by the highest medical authorities, as well as by unimpeachable testimonials from those who nave used them, and they are recommended as the best external remedy for weak back, rheu matism, sciatica, colds, coughs, sore throat, chest and stomach affections, kidney ditli culties, weak muscles, strains, stitches, and aches and pains of every description. Do not on aeceivea oy misrepresentation. Ask for and insist upon having Allcock's. 13RANDRETH 8 FILLS 898 Bt nature. "I see she has broken off her engagement with him. What was the trouble?" "He tried to make ihe engagement rlngdoforaChrl.tmas paesent." LEAVES ITS MARK every one of the painful irregularities and weaknesses that prey upon women. They fade the face, waste the figure, ruin the temper, wither you up, make you old before your time. Get well : That's the way to look well. Cure tbfcfli sordere and ailments that beset y3u7"with Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescrip tion. It regulates and promotes all the proper functions, improves digestion, enriches the blood, dispels aches and pains, melancholy and nervousness, brings refreshing sleep, and restores health and strength. It's a powerful general, as well as uterine, tonic and nervine, imparting vigor and strength to the entire system. Mrs. Anna Ulrich, of Elm Creek, Buffalo Co., leo.. writes ; t cmuy good health thanks to Dr. Pierce's Favorite Pre scription and ' Golden Medical Discovery.' I was under doctors' care for two years with womb 1 disease, and gradually wasting in strength all 2 the time. I was so weak Hhat I could sit up in bed only a few moments, for two vears. I commenced takine Dr. Pierce's Fa vorite Prescrintion and his ' Golden Medical Dis covery,' and by the time , I had taken one-half do 1 en bottles I was up and ' going wherever I pleased, ond have had Rood health , MRS. ULRICH and been very strong ever aince-tbat was two years and a nan ago. A book of 168 pages on "Woman and Her Diseases" mailed sealed, an receipt of jo in Ktamna for postage. nuu.cno, World's Dispensary Mmhcai. Associa Hon, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N. Y. Likely to Be Cruel Sport. Colonel Cody could put himself at a very much better enterprise than that of encouraging the cowboy race which is to take riace to the World's fair. It is not in the least likely that a race run by coW' boys of several nationalities, all of them the wildest men of their type, will be signalized by any great amount of hn manitv. Indeed the chances are that the horses will simply be run beyond their strength. Such a race is in great contrast to a race between trained horses, whose speed is a matter of fine calcula tion, and to whom the whip is seldom touched. The race of the cowboys it is very much more than likely will contain every possible feature 01 brutality. It may be characteristic or a portion of the west, but the people at the fair do not want to see everything that is char acteristic of this country, but only that which is best as well as that which is characteristic. It is to be hoped that of- 6cers of the humane society will be on the ground, and that they will see that there is no slaughter of horses. We want to leave that sort of thing to Ger many which does it well. Omaha World-Herald. T-iJ "inHAiEUM Helpless Ten Weeks I was attacked with acute rheumatism and was laid up in the house ten weeks. My right arm was with ered away to skin and bone, and I had almost lost the use of it. A friend ad vised me to try Hood's Harsaparilla, which I did, and by the time the first bottle was usedl was feeling a little belter. I could see and feel a great change. The (Ush was rctuining to my arm, and the soreness r as leaving my body and limbs, Every sprinr; and fall since we have Used three to six bottles in our family. I find to use Hood's Sarsaparilla is cheaper than to HoocTssjCures pay doctors' bills. I am thankful that I have found a medicine which will help a man who has rheaniati'm. It keeps me in good health." Richard J orrestall, uei wein, Iowa. , Cot only Hood's. Mr. B. Forres tall Hood's Pills euro all liver Ills, biliousness. Jaundice, indigestion, sick headache. WHAT DOES IT MEAN? Factor Fiction About Two Great Fair Awards. A newspaper paragraph denounces as " false " the claim ot a naking powder company to an award at the World's Fair. Whom can it mean? Certainly not Dr. Price's. Why? Be cause, as the records show, Dr. Price's exhibited, competed and received the highest award both at Chicago and the California Midwinter Fair. The award in California included Gold Medal. The official examiners pronounced it the Btroneest. the purest, the most whole some and efficient of all the baking pow ders. Its title to confidence is unques tioned. Can it be the manufacturers of a New York nowder. fictitiously labeled "ab solutely pure," who are making " false " claims ; mat wouia tie strange inueea, inasmuch as they were not even consid ered in the awards. Was it Ammonia in the New York powder that prevented its makers from competing f 11 not, what r And yet when this philanthropist With his foredaddles slept, The many that he did assist Unto Mb funeral crept. And each In grinning did persist, And not one mortal wept. Harper's Bazar. Who Made This Neat mule? We should like to know the name of the author of the following puzzle and anagram: A old woman with intent Put on her and to market went, " ," Bald she, "give me, I pray, The wherewithal to this day." Each of the blanks is to be filled with a word of four letters, and the same let ters occur in each of the five different words. Theso words are consecutively 'vile," "evil," "veil," "Levi" and live. " We repeat that we are curious to learn the name of the author of this ingenious anagram puzzle. Chicago Kecord. Milk. It is strange that with all the scien tific test s applied to milk inspection there is no recognized standard of the purity of milk. Science cannot as yet distin guish the difference between watery milk from a poor cow and good milk adulterated with water. The oheap grades of condensed milk are generally skimmilk, and even the best is not as nutritious as fresh milk. Pomona (Cal.) Progress. Clothes and Their Wearer, It is curious how clothes become stamped with the wearer's personality. Just as shoes and gloves adjust them selves to the wearer, hats take on something that instinctively reminds one of the wearer. It is curious, but it is so. In the time of Augustus Rome was entirely surrounded by a high wall which was 80 miles in circumference. . Not a Secret. He placed his hand upon his heart. "You cannot imagine," he protested, 'what a terrible load I carry and yet give no sign to the world." She turned away her head. "Believe me," she faltered, "the World knows." A subtle something in the way she raised her handkerchief to her face im polled him to surreptitiously take an other clove or two. Detroit Tribune. It is sold on a guarantee by ail drue gists. It cures incipient, tjonsumpuuu wan la the best uouaa ana vrouu vun Ely's Cream Balm: Wltil. CURE Catarrh Applr Balm into each nostril, Eli Bros., m Wsrnn St., N. Y, A Now Scheme of tho W. I Douglas Shoe Company-Will Furnish The Help With Medical Attendance. William L. Poviglas, the President of the wcrl w I llmiirlHM Hhne CnmnHliv.hHS Hlws: hurt urust unisonal interest In thearmyof men .., ,,,,..,, who Inhabit the irrrat factory Monieilo during the working hours ol the dny ..,rl utlin noltii lll ret V Si V6rt W'U 3 ShOO. Kvery person lu his employ and Ihcy form small army nun rei:uuy uum hphuw ui,u fac-slmile of whlcn is here given: This ticket entitles HaaldnticM i lull 11111I free medical attendance while em ployed by the W. L. Dmislns Shoo Company. A competent awl skllltul nhyslcihii will 1 e at the private ofllce ot the company at Yi M. dally, ex cept Sundays and holidays. If laid employe should bo detained at home by sickness, the physician will give full and free medical attendance there. W. L Douglass biiok Company. By II'. lunula', 1 re.-iuuiu. Room. COXDITIOXS. The physician will not make vIbIIs outside the city limits. This ticket is not transferable, anil does not apply to the family of the employe, and must be returned 11s soon as the term of em ployment cess. s. 'IMS privilege is iree gin ui the companv, and Is no part of the contract f.ir wanes, and may be made void by the company, at Its own option, without uoiii-e. Mr. lMMgiaa savs uiai ne ucnuves hh-io n.c undieils of woiklngmeii and wnrkmgwomeii rhn find doctor s bill a iireat burden niter a period of enforced Idleness, and that If this In lifted from Hum they must feel that their em plojer is Interested in them In some other way than simply to set all ti e work he can fur Just a Utile money as he can. The lilHii is a wise anil goon one. s,..-nktiiL' of the W. I,. Douglas Sboe Company, It may be said that their factory Is the only one In the city 01 llrncston wnt-ru me iirnn-ino ui arbitration is recosnited and has full sway, Mr Douglas is a firm believer lu tne principle, anu has heeu since the establishment of the Slate Board of Arbitration. He claims that labor troubles would not be as frequent as they are li manufacturers and ht-lli would recognize this great principle and adopt it. t's ies' ter'hle, so it 1," remarked Reginald dc Btimme. " Wot tor'blet ' Inquired Clareu e Fits Hautbeau. " Ter see to many people wuut in' work done." NEW WAY EAST Portland, Walla Walla, Snuknue, via u. K N Railway and Ureal Northern Railway to Montana noiuts. Ht. 1'iiul, Minneapolis, Omaha, Ht. l,ou(, (ill-(-tiKoanil taut. Adilreas nearest agent. I.. JlnmivHU, lieu. Agt., "on snii.ur.: K.;.me- veui.lleii. Agt., Seattle, Wash. 1 C. U. Iiixoti.tien. Aitl , pp.Kanu, vtasn. No dust; rock-ballast tniek; tine scenery; pal-a'-e sleeping and illiilngeani; btiUet-llbrarycars; family tourist sleepers; new equipment. A Probable Source. "Funny idea the ancients had, wasn' it, of giving a dead man money to take to tho next world with him?" "I wonder if that was how the expres sion 'money to burn' originated?'' In dianapolis Journal. ConaaaptlvM and people who have weak lungs or Asth ma, should ate Plso's Cora for Consumption. It has cored Uraaaal. It has not Injur ed one. It Is not bad to take. Ills lbs best cough syrup. Bold everywhere. aSo. SMOKE. Sweet Virginia ..PLUG CUT Use Inamellne Stove Polish ; no dust, no unoll Tbt Gismca for breakfast. Nobody need have Consumption. It is not inherited. The Inher ited tendencies toward it are overcome toy Scott's Emulsion MMUMmMMMmWmWKMUmW the Cream of Cod-llver Oil, which makes children ro bust and healthy, and stim ulates the development of the lungs in old and young alike. Physicians, the world over, endorse it. Don't be deceived by Substitutes! Prepared by Scott a Bowns, N. Y. All Druggists, CHICKEN RAISINQPAYS if you use the Pctalum" liirulatrt A li rootle rt. Make money while other are wnstitiR time byoldprrx-t-sspH. CnlaloRtellsnl. alxnit it, and describes every article needed for the. poultry busiuem. The "ERIE" mechanically the hrst .wheel. Prettiest model. We are Pacific Coast Asrents, Bicycle cats- logue, mallei! Iree, gives full description, prices, etc., aoknt wanted. PETAtUMA IHCUBATOt C0.,Petslom,Csl. okahch nouttB, 1.11 nam St., l.os Angeles. I (jf 4l'K ,1 I VII Illustrated I 1 filL Catalogue Irfi Manhood restored. Night Kmissions, Weak memory, Atrophy, Sexual Weakness, etc., Surely cured by POLLEN ACME KTUS' SSO The IU germ and vital fores of plaats and flowerai It gives vigor, power and stxa to I the vital organ) ol Wliara Turk, Illmloo and Afghan Jostle the Moliauiuirtlan nd UaOJl. Ill tlio ili'iiscly tliriiiiKml treut of Niiim tli Hcmitiiy cum mgro, mtuii a wiirlt't "titrbtKihli" tH'wIunl ou hi woolly loekN, jiiNtlta tho iliKiilnutl Wufimnmu ,1,111, trim Inril of th will, 1" wiowy tur- lim mid IluwinK ,,,,m; 11,0 ,U"K "Ww, tuttilu fi'iilmi'il AfKhim strldtw uloiiKHiilH of tho fiumltcul lliuljl, wIiomu Kfu lioiuli'i'iirHliowH that ho hiw oo)iii)i1ihIi oil tho uttered ltilKriiimKotocllHtuiitMt'o ou, mid nmrtiul Kujimtii Uiwh pnxt florv I'liurwiw. diHiWHing a K"nm1' group of MiliM li'iuiliig like thony Ktiitm uL'iiiiiKt tlio nitirblo l)Hiii of tho grout fomitiiin which facta the Ohnr Miniir. A devout son of the propliot luvtm ltis f ueo in tho hIJvm npruy Morn pnuulhiif out liin prttyor curpot for tho noonday urinous, UH tho turliunod lumd of tho niuozzin KiipotirM on tho glillory of ovcry nitimrot, and tho cry "Lit Allah il Al lull'' rings ftorotut tho city. A Hohllln chiofttiin, w ith a jowolod duggor thrust through (lurk hlo nuftnn, MwingK tlio hcuvy bluiidorlmxl ddMoriixtd in iiativu tmrhinoo uh "tho tiger' ohild" ntwl . . . 1.. i-i 11.. .1 pusheKllsltlo n imronrio iookiiik 1 iiuiiiii, with lent in Hliiem, niipiiri-nny hiiiiri cd ns tho insignia of full dretw, liku a word in it ballroom. Olivo Hkinnod Hindoo Rlido Mteultli- ilv through tlio crown, o tinmnii ulirinktng from contact with tho motley iiHHcmblugn. Holomn lurk Hit crt, legged lienido their oolToo Htulln, mill keen fiwed PurHw. with sloping oilskin liutu, inn engriiHKod with tho nrithiuot- ieulc:ilcumtionBOHuecoHtiiuiiy maHinreu by them htuto deiiconduntH of the an cient PeiNinnH, lu their modern churnc- tt r of "tho .low of India. A few PnrHoo luditw, with silken "nuriH" of cherry color Hlno or apply green, thrown buck from whito head. band inscribed with Hucred text, tlrivo through tho tmzunr, but the aUuuicu of women from tho crowded thoroughfare rtiHult from tho clustered mndusiou of tho "purduh," which imprison th majority of tho fair box. All the Year Hound. Honest? In War. Tho French marshal, Turonne, wm a grout general, d Id character boars examination for nobility. He wa a great man. Many Incident which ar related of him how hi modoHty, geuur osily and hontiHty a well a hi courage and military ability. A little utory of ono of hiOormaiioainpalgnilluHtruto hi raro norupulouKue even lu time of war. Tho authorities of Frankfort believed, from tho movomont of hU army, thnt ho Intended passing through their terri tory. They iit a deputation to him which offered him ft largo um of money if he would alter tho direction of hi march ajid leave Frankfort unuioloHtud, They wero nrprled In more way than one by hi answer. "Gentlemen," ho "aid, "my conscience will not per mit me to accept your money, for I have never Intended to load my army through your town. "Youth' Companion. Chaperons In Itostun. George I hear there 1 a movement in Boston to do away with the chaperon. Jack Do you mean to say that they hnve ever had chaperon In lloston? "Oh, yea, plenty of them." "What do they dof "Well, they keop the fire going, fill the hot water bottles, thaw out frozen eurs. and so on." New York Weekly. A Case For Maternal Slippers. When a boy of 14 elojies with and mtr rie a girl of 10, who run away with whom? Thi is the condition of affairs np in Clyde. And what shall be done to the runners? 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