Pure Is certain if you tike Ilnod Thin great medicine cures those trui.tiona, I-implen and LoiU that aHxar at all reason; cures Bcrofula ru.ren, salt rheum or eczema; adapts itMclf e.iually well to, and also cures, dy8. Iepsui and all stomach troubles; cures rheu matwm and ratarrh; cures nervous troulle; ---r. rz? . , jiiinig. matllha. Vnw th.... . - ,7 7. -un irvirr mm r n in tab- !r . U"l eJ well aa la th u.uai liquid torn.. Sarastabe h.v, Identieall. th. .am euratlr propertiee M th liquid furro. beeWlee . rlry Off doiM piiirnii.nju 1 . ration, breakage, or leak nr.. lru(iriala or b, nU U. L Hood Co.. Lowell. Maae SalMla the Reapoaalbllltr. Tacar Mr. Clubber, jour llttla Clarence frequently coma to school with hi far anwsshed. Mrs. Clubber Why. food frsrlous, alls Lipsicum, what do you keep a school Janitor fori Chkaeo Tribun. Mother will And Mr. Win. low" Soothlrjf yruu tba brat rmnedr to uaa lor liiair cbUtUau luring iba tMtluug iwriod. Th thimble wa at first worn on th thumb asd :vai rall.-d "thumb!!." - A cork carried to a depth of 200 feet below the aurfac of the aea will not riaa gain owing to tb great preaaur of water. 1 tit, Vltnn Paaee and all Nerrona Ilaaaaa t permanently cured by lr. klme'a lr.Mi !erv litauirur. rni1 fur KhKK I'ltrlui b-ittlanj treat!. lr. It. JLklla,., l,d.,l Area ok, 1 'bua.,i'h Th prli ban resolved to quit laying. "It aeem o utterly abanrd." h clocked, "for a $.VX) fowl to apend her time and strength la turning out egg at 10 cent a doten." Perching herself on her icluate rooat, sh eyed th common barnyard ben fcelow her with lofty disdain. CASTOR I A for Infant and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Basra th Signature Maftajaatlaaj aa Iaearaeeaaeal. Customer (at dairy lunch counter) Tou bar to pay out a good deal of money for the ginger you use, do you not? Proprietor Ginger? Why, ao ; gin ger' chesp. Customer Then why don't you feed worn of it to your waiter T There la mote Ca'arrh In thla auction of the ntiiiry than all ou.er diacaare put together, ami until tiie l.l few reara ee atifpoeed to be incurable. For s (real many yarn d. flora pronounced Its loral dl-eaa and prearrlbe.l local remetllra. and ! conatantlr laiiine to ure wltb l'lcal treatu.3iit, pronounced it In curable. Hclenre baa prn,eti catarrh to be a eoiiatltullonal diaeaiie and thereiore requlrea onatl'utlonaltrnatment. llaU'nt'aiarrh t tire, manulaotured bf F. J. "henev dt t o., Toledo, Ohio, la the onlr contlttitltnal euro on t e market. It la taken Internallr In dimea from 10 tropa to a teanpoonfiii. It acta directly on the blood and tnticoiiB urface of the avitem. 1 hey offer one hundred dol lara lor any caae it fall to cure. Bend lor circular! and leall tnonlata, .Add rem: F. J. CHUNKY A CO., Toledo, Ohio, hold by PrueKlata. 7'c. Take Uall'a Kaoiily fill for eonatlpallon. A. Hatt.r.r. "Tea, ma'am,'' th contrlet wii say ing, "I'm hers Jlst fur trytDg to flatter a rich man." "Tbe lilea!" eirlaluieO the prison rla Hot. "Yes, ina'nm. I Jlat tried to Imitate tt signature on a check." Tit Ults. 250 ALL DR'JGGJSTS-60o. A Real Charity. Tews And what do you think? Mr Ooodhnrt hadn't been alot with me for five minutes before be oflVred to kis me. Josa-Yen, that's one thing about Jsok tlixxlhart ; he's )M as aoft-heart-' ed and charltuble as be csn bo. Phil adelphia Press. -j4Stit)jo) eqj Xq pejyjlo ji e,ti-J -fui itui iq jno omjp nrn pu pd -ttljf t ued il qJtt auiaop ill 'SJeild '. Brfpu t q .tAjp ja. mux pu laiii qiia pto ao ud eqi J" lji eqi tiitw ino J sjng eqj ueijo ija pa ui' J.muuoo mqi n iiiul!p e-M jo joui p.n,JtJdi tq p JO. oq.a mum-Md )IV' 'JPI0M 41 ,aoJJ ,u11 pepojjoj JO iianj luuotuej jo) ihii t jujU4Uo aoujo pn ap atau y Th curiou fact I noted by Prof. Ijmdain of Urlsu thst csrefnl mea urement of th Intanaity f grsvitstion In different parts of the globe abow this to b grester on Ulanda than on conti nents. flat Attracted. "Ar yon Mm. Hombssino, th beau ty pclalit?" asked th fair caller. "Tes. mssm," snwrd th lderly, unsr jswed matron. "Whit csn I do for you?" "Nothing !" ssid th caller, making a hasty exit. ffltf CONQUERS . W PAIN Thcro Is Only One "Bromo Quinine" That la Laxativo Bronio Quinine TO Always remember tha ill mumm. lor thia slgnatux) o mmrj ham. Blood Mr. 0 K Trl.r Hurlieetnii. V eaja : " Th raraa of a luru. farm. Umrb to do anil mi litlla h!th Ui do It with. riuHq alniokt a euuipleu break uown; (Him mi iioor auu thin no tr.tie'th llttla klavp Mmk1 Sariarilia eav. Lruuiutle M""J araai.erlli ,",,,p, 'o'-'1 blU, Weald Take m ( kaar. "Not a rant," replied th rich man coldly ; "uouej la uot good for tli poor." "Well," reajionded th applicant, "Just pretend tht you have a grud.'e agulust me." riilladelidila IJ.'er. A (iermao biologist baa calculated that th human brain contain anu.mio.lXdi neree cell. 6,000,1)00 of which die and ar (ticceeded by new one every day. At this rat w get aa entirely new brain every aiity daya. Dnnaealla Anaealtlea. Knlcker I've wailed an hour for yon to et your hat on atraltrht. Mr. Knlcker Well, i'v waited longer than that for you to get your feet 00 traiftit. New Tork Sun. Abaeae of Bftad. Eibanated by the labor of carrying the furniture out of tb building, th man who dwelling wa aulas from cellar to garret mechanically rolled a cigaroot and turned to one of the firemen. "Ha you got a match?" he panted. "A match?" growled th fireman. "If you want to light that thing go and toncb It to your houa !" Wa Tlaae for That, Philanthropic Woman (giving him a coin) Yoa work, I auppoae, whan you can find employment? tiaymold Storey Work? Whan I ain't eatln' and aleepin', ma'am, my entire tim is ockypled in solicitin' work! Bess-las- Beat Work I a a-. It baa been proved that do fewer than 82,000 beggar are at present mak ing a batter living In Vienna than or dinary workmen. On notorious family of professional beggars reofutly gave a grand ball aud a concert at a local hotel. FHMirty "When I begin to aspect that I'm working too bard at my bunness I go and consult my doctor. If he aya I'm all right I go back to work." J i libit "There nothing original In that idea. Whenever I get uneaay about myaclf I apply for another thousand or two of life insurance. If I pas tb i sminstion I know I'm O. K." C'aatloaa. Loralne Is it true that you are en gagLHl to Fred? Clarice No ; I have not given him a dcflu.lt answer yet. I want to wait and seo bow be looks after tba football gains la over. Judge. "A man," laid th philosophical board er, "I Ilk a gold mine. You never know what' in hitn until you bav run drift through Uiui, a it were, and explored him In all bis levels." "That's why I take mighty little vtork In men," rerusrked the pessimistic boarder. nT 1 a fin 51 fa nil rt ....liCI.lBSI.I III! II1B m V . VS. U B 1 PON SnFFNEM, SORENEM, SPRAIN ON BRUI91, HOTMINO IS BETTER THAT VO0 CAN U8E LUMBAOO'S PAIN, RHEUMATIC TWINGE, YOUR BACK FEELS LIKE A RUSTY HINGE SCIATIC ACHES ALL PLEASURES 8POIL, FOR HAPPINESS USE ST. JACOBS OIL. Th one hundredth snniveraary of tht petting of the port of Itio de Janeiro, irazil, to International commerce i to be celehrsted in that city nevt rear by s national exhibition of industrial, pastoral and art products, from June IS to Sept. 7. Maklaaj a Start. "1 am gad to hear, Mis llerths. that you have decided to become s psrt of ths church militant." "Why, I haven't s,ne ao far as that yet, doctor, but I'm to lie er a part of the church social." B a pertf-nce. "Mr. Addeinup, wLM aatem of book keejiing have yon founii to he th most aatiafactory?" aked the tireaom caller. "Keeping a hank hook," amwered tbe buay man at tb deak. He Ueaeroalty. lie I vtlsh that you were poor, so that you wuuM lie willing to marry uie. She Evidently I am fur more gener ous than you. I wish you were rich, ao that I might be willing to marry you. t'aevrtala laveetmeat. Legal Adviaer You r Ilk all th other ucceaaful ptisiliat. You ntak i'd of money and then throw It away. Chuffy de Champ (yawning) O, I reckon o. I'm duoatin' m youngt bruJJer to b a lawyer. OURt A OOLM III ef tmm. I - ook J4o. The wife of Count Tul-stol has kept Journal of ber hMsbuiul'a uffulrs, the uiauuat-rlpt of which she bus prewutetl to the MdNCOW HlHtorlcliI leenj",, -ueieTiTtr uiaiiuwript of most of Tol stoi's novels wus also plaivd. As tlie tViuiitess' Journal la probably tbe most Intimate otvount that will ever be w rit ten of TolHtol'a life the translation will be of great Interest aud value If it ever appears. The comical aongs In "Alice iu Won derland" have been set to music by Muie. Uza Lehmann und have been sung at a London concert. The musical value of tier work Is a thing outsld the scope of these notes; but we may quota as a matter of literary Interest tbe Athenaeuiu's statement tbnt bhe bus dealt entertainingly with "You are old, Puttier William," "which planned as a duet for tenor and baritone, ex hibits pletulli'g strains for tbe youth contrasted with firm und dignified ut terance on the part of the old man. Very humorous, too, is the setting of They told me you hud been to her.' interrupted by recitatives. In the style of tbe old fashioned Italian opera." There were 7,701 hooka piihllxhed in England during the year that recently closed. Among thein "Poetry uud the Iiratna" number 3.1.1, aptlnat 3!5 In 1:xk1., nut according to an Kngllsh au thority there wua a "slump in novels, tales and Juvenile works from 2,108 to 1.H02. The fall In fiction seems re markable, for a larger number of new writers have appeared tliau usual. Few have taken the world by storm, and good writers of the secoud rank do not seem to have scored any remarkable successes. Now that tbe English copyright on "Lewis Carroll's" "Alice Id Wonder land" baa expired, many publisher are Issuing It, and English children can procure copies at a low price. In this connection, saya a writer in tbe Book man, It la Interesting to remember bow tbe book came to be written. A real Alice was the Inspiration, and In Mr. iHxlifHon'a diary he records the very day of Its beginning: "July 4, 1W12. I made an excursion up the river to tiod stow with the three Llddella. We had tea on the bank there, and did not reach Christ Church till half past eight. On which occasion I told them the fairy-tale of 'Alice's Adventures Under ground.' which I undertook to write out for Alice." After Mr. liodRHon's death the "real Alice" wrote us follows alMiut tbnt eventful dny : "I believe tne begin ning of 'Alice' was told one summer af ternoon when tbe sun wua so burning that we had landed In tbe meadows, deserting the bont to take refuse In tbe only bit of shade to be found, which wa under a new-made hayrick. Here from all three came the old petition, 'tell us a story,' and so begun tbe ever delightful tale." On tbe same day, three years after that happy picnic nt Codxtow, the Alice who had helped to plead for a story, the gentle Kvcuudn who hoped there "would be nonsense in it," received the first presentation copy of "Alice's Adventures iu Wonderland," faithfully retold in print. Kleefrlo Una to Albatabra. The city of 0 run 11 da Is now connected with the palace of the Alhambra by means of nu electric tramway, accord ing to tho Temps of Paris. Work on the repairs and restorations of the Interior of the Alhumhrn is be ing rnpltlly and most successfully push ed forward by the new conservator of the palace. A part of the necessary funds has been furnished by the Span ish government. There Is at present n growing move ment In Spain In favor of making seri ous efforts to preserve ninny of the his torical monuments which are In dan ger of falling into ruin. At the same time patriotic lovers of art are becom ing alive to the danger of the loss to the country of mnuy art objects and particularly of the historical treasures which are owned by the churches and convents. A bill for the prevention of the sale of these objects anil, above all. of their exportation, will Ih presented to the Cortex before long. Efforts will tie mmle to embrace within Its opera tion the possessions of private persons which may have a national, artistic and historical vnlue. Turkish r'arrlery-, Turkish horseshoes are simply a fiat plate of Iron with a bole In the middle. In his volume of "Personal Adven tures'' Col. J. P. Kohcrtson describes the extraordinary method of preparing the horse to be shod. The farrier takes a good long rope, tloulilcs It and knots a loop at the end to about the size of a good large horse collar. This Is put over the horse's head after the manner of n hore col lar, the knot resting on the horse's chest. Then the two ends of rojie are brought between ills lei;s. Each rope, then taken by a man. Is hitched on to the fetlocks of his hind leg and brought through the loop In front; then by a bard, teiuly pull the bind legs are drawn up t the fore legs, and the Imrse falls heavily on his side. All four feet nre then tied together by the fetlocks, the horse Is propicd up on his back, and the f.irricr si's quietly down lieslde him. takes ofT ill the old sins' and puts on new. Wim the work Is finished the horse Is untied and allowed to get up. Ill Amlillliia. "To think." said the visitor, "that you will have to go through life an ex convict :" "Well, miss." replied Crowbar Claude, "to tell you the truth. Jtit nt present there ain't nothing I'd like more to be." In one resiie.-t meu nre wiser than women. A girl, however pT she mny be, exjxvts to marry a prince) at least A rsvor man never expecta to marry a princess, There Is one thing that may be said to the credit of a man: lie la not ax acted to bo prett. PORTLAND CEMENT. Ingredients Noeassary fsc'ura of Thia Product. By i. Shlrtey Joe., rheniat. Make bpariaMai b latum. Moscow. From tlm to time the member 0f tho experiment station stafl ukd lor information concerning th proper, tie, composition, and method cl man ufacture of Portland cement. The inquiries are usually answered by th station chemist. Below la given typi. cal letter, of Innnirv.on .t'.'.f. J'.'h'fvV atid following Uis'tho'iepl' k'vn by tho station chemist. Welser, Ms., Fb. !, 1908. I would lik to know th Ingredient and process of making Portland cement. Is tho body of clay or foapston? I think I have th raw materia). Pleaio answer and. oblige. A. W. A great deal of tlm and labor bav been spent by various chemists In in vebtigating th composition and prop, rtiea of Portland tement. Th con clusions drawn from the investiga tions ar not slway concordant, but no on d if sent from th view that th essential ingredient of this kind of ce ment are lime, silica and alumina. Other element are always present, however, among them being magneaia, soda, potash, iron, phosphorus, man ganese, titanium, eio. According to Meade, good cement vary considerably in composition, but the three Import ant Ingredienst will run about a fol low: Lime, 68 to 67 per cent; illica, 19 to 25 per cent; alumina, 5 to 10 per cent; and magnesia is allowable to the extent of 3 to 6 per cent. The raw materials from which Port land eement Is manufactured ar classi fied as argillaceous and calcareous. Bom common forms of the first are clay, shale, and slate, and of the latter limestone, marl and chalk. In these two classes of raw materials are found all th ingredient necessary in ths manufacture of Portland cement In the iron legions of Pennsylvania, how ever, blast furnace ilsg Is made to re place tb olay or shale. From what ever source th raw materials are ob tained, tbe cement manufacturer must ee that they ar so mixed that the product of calcination contains ths im portant compound mentioned sbove in tbe proportions that experience has taught are the ones necessary in a good oement. It become almost imperative then that the chemical composition of (he raw materials should be known. Although th wtlter la not personally acquainted with tb limestone regions cf thia stat, it appeals that there ar at least two localities in Northern Ida ho where limestone is found In abund ance, and since clay is also present, at least in spots, in tb earns dietriot, there seems to be good reason lor be lieving that In the future a great deal of the Portland cement used in this stat will be made at borne. Of Interest to Farmers, The following publications of Interest to farmers and others have been Issued by the Agricultural department of the Federal government and will b furn ished free, so long as they are availa ble, except where otherwise noted, np on application to the Superintendent of Documents, Government Printing Office. Waahington, D. C: Bulletin No. 100. Report 0 Irriga tion Investigations in California, under the direction of El wood Mead, expert In charge. Pp. 411, pis. 29, figs. 16. Price, paper, 90 cents; cloth, $1.26. This report deals with investigation carried on during the summer of 1900 in coaoperstlon with tin California Water and Forest Association. In ad dition to a review of the agricultural situation in the state, it presents a comprehensive dincusion of the water laws and customs under which irriga tion is practiced in California aa typi tied by the conditions in Honey Lake basin and on Yuba river, Cuohe creek, Salinas river, 8a n Joaquin river, Kings river, Los Angeles river, Sweetwster liver and Pan Jacinto river. It de scribes the tnelhmls and means by which water is diverted from these streams and used for irrigation and the indefinite and excessive appropriations of water and the resulting litigation, and d if cusses the evils resulting from absence of state control of streams. Bulletin No. 105. Irrigation in the United State. Testimony of Elwood' Mead, irrigstion expert in charge, be fore the United States Industrial com mifslon, June 11 and 12,1901. Pp. 47, pis. 12, fig. 1. Price 15 cenU. The statement made before the Industrial commission deals chit fly with the legal status of irrigation, touching on state control, national aid ti irrigstion, and the diepossl of the public grating lands. The necessity snd possibility of itorage are also discussed. Bulletin No. 133. Reprt of Irriga tion Investigations for 1902, under the direction of Elwood Mad, chief of Irri gation investigation, otfice of experi ment stations. Pp. 26, pis. 12, figs. 16. Price 25 cents. This bulletin gives the result of the fourth Season's Investigations cf the problems of irri gation, the results obtained in similar investigations In previous year being reported in Bulletins M, 104 and 1 19, of this office noted above. (aaaal rataakla. Peol tho Dompkln. cot Into ploc and cover with boiling water. Stow until ?ry tender, thn rub throoili a colan der. Return to th Are, bring to s hard boll, won to tast and. boll Ing. till th overflowing hot Jars and saal tmxnadlstolv. diiaaaf Two ejrgs, one cup of sugnf. a p'.nch of salt, butter tbe size of walnut (melted), one and s half cups of Hour, two and a half cups of yellow corn n.eal. two teaspoonfuls of baking lew der, a large tablespoouful of molasses, enonzn rh h sweet milk to mus bat ter that will pour. Mix well snd inake In a hot oveu In a loaf tin fr tu;ny IllllllltlW. . A government coaiiiii-sion i 'r,;iling ith the pro'ilem of exterinl"'!"'l 'lis Vun h tttcrlly, which hit become a il.ii u Itolieillia. Spaas lroa takes. Thre egjs. one and one-hsif mp ngar. twx cups flour, one-lwl' np eld water, two teaspoonfuls baking pow,i,.r, on teaspoonful extract ktn"n. IuHt th egg without cvurntlni. M the tigar. water, flour ami bak!n lw,W sifted together, snd flavoring lUk in muffin pans or nip In qui'"" "en- Nw Tork has 67,000,000,000 fs'.lrmt of water stored away la iu witia reservoir. - The Evolution of Household Remedies. Tha modern patent medicine busi ness is th natural outgrowth of tht eld-tim household remedies. In th early history of this conn try, EVESY FAXILY HAD ITS HOME MADE MEDICINES. Herb teat, bitten, laxatives and tonics, were to bt found in almost everr house, compound,- e-j'.-.Vi.-f ..-t.'.'. L'r !'.. i .a su uj uie uuuse who, someumes aasisieo by tha apothecary or th family doctor. Such remedies as picra, which was aloes and quassia, dissolved in apple brandy. Sometimes a hop tonic, mads of whiskey, hops and bitter barks. A scor or mor of popular, home-mad remedies were thus compounded, tht formula for which were passed along from house to house, sometimes written, sometime verbally communicated. Th patent medicine business is a' natural outgrowth from thia whole some, old-time custom. In the begin ning, some enterprising doctor, im pressed by the usefulness of one of these home-made remedies, would take it np, improve it in many ways, manu facture it on a lare scale, advertise it mainly through almanacs for the home, ind thus it would bocome used over a large area. LATTERLY THE HOUSE HOLD REMEDY BUSINESS TOOK & MCEE EXACT AXD SCIENTIFIC F0HM. Feruna was originally one of these old-time remedies. It was used by the Mennonites, of Pennsylvania, before it was offered to the publio for sale. Dr. Dartman, TEE 0BIQINAL COM FOUNDER OF PEHUNA, la of Men lonite origin. First, he prescribed it for his neighbors and his patients, rhe sale of it increased, and at last he tstablithed a manufactory and fur lished it to the general drug trade. Feruna is useful in a great many tlimatio ailments, such as coughs, colds, tore throat, bronchitis, and catarrhal Liseases generally. THOUSANDS OF FAMILIES HAVE LEAENED THE 7SE OF PEBUNA and its value in the xeatment of these ailments. They tave learned to trust and believe in Or. Hartman'a judgment, and to rely m his remedy, Feruna. Glriaa aa lllaelratloa. Voic (ovr the telephone) "Profes sor, I in gat tin up a special article for on of tb illuatrated weekly papers on 'The Vsiu of the Comparatively Unim portant.' Pleaae tell me, for Inatance, on of your method of saving your odd and end of time, by which you ar enabled to do so much work without havttig to hurry." Th Profeiaor "Alway omitting th 'food-by' wben using th telephone." (Hang up receiver.) Nat Tat, bat looa. "Say," wired tb chairman of tho Bk funk campaign committee, "can't you send u speskar of hatter csliber than th chape that talked ber laat night?" "We're merely firing ths opening gun of the campaign," wired back tbe political manager at headquarter. "We'll tend yoa com bigger bore after swhile." Fllllaa; a Nee. "Mister," whined the mall urchin, as he shivered from lad to foot, "It Is so bitter cold. C'-cau't yer spare me , nickel r "Yea, my boy," replied the benevo lent old gentleman as be opened bis purse and fished out tbe coin. "Thsnks, mister." "And now I suppose yon ar going to buy fuel with It?" "Nope! An lc-creain soda." allllloaa (or Pablls Baths. The Italian ministry of public in struction has decided to reconstruct th Baths of Caracalla to conform to de scriptions transmitted by history. It Is slso th intention to have them used by tbe people as In olden times. Tbe reconstruction will cost millions of dol lars ss the msrbls and atatuary which ornamented the baths nearly 2.000 years ago have been removed to deco rate churches snd bouses of tbe aristoc racy In Rome. facta Jerry. "Speak in' of these here 8tat ehsrlts bl ini'tutions," remarked Unci Jerry Peebles, "I reckon they sin't aa black as they're painted nor aa whit a tby'r wblUwiaued." Kearybody I.aabS "Perhap you would feel better," said th hopeful and helpful person, "if yon would do something to lighten th hearts of your fellow men." "That's Just what I hsv been do ing," answered Mr. Slrlus Parker. "My hat blew off and I had to chas It two blocks!" Washington Star. The General Demand of the Well-Informed of the World has always been for a simple, pleasant and efficient liquid laxative remedy of known value; a laxative which physi cians could sanction for family use because Its component parta are known to them to be wholesome and truly beneficial la effect, acceptable to tbe system and gentle, yet prompt. In action. In supplying that demand with Its excellen Combination of Syrup of Figs and Klixlr of Senna, the Cali fornia Fig Syrup Co. proceeds along ethical lines and relies on the merits of the laxative for Us remarkable success. That is one of many reasons why Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna Is given the preference by the Well informed. To get Its beneficial effects always buy the genuine manufac tured by the California Fig Syrup Co.. only, and for sale by all leading druggists. Price fifty cents per bottle. P N U No. 15 -OS IfHtH writtn to adeertleer pleas V wenllna tht Mr". PUTNAM Color mor coods brthtar and faster color snd ta ruaranleed to iv perfect rasuita. bow to dy, bUachiand r"' colr Caaaaat al tba Peapla. Tb "pioneer American Iu)ocraf waa tb Rev. Thomas Hooker of Con necticut, who. In a sermon In Hartford In the year 1&3. said, "The fouuda tlon of all authority 1 firstly laid In tbe free conaeut of the people." There, In embryo, were tbe Revolution and tbe great republic. In the "Funda mental Orders of Connecticut." Inspired by Hooker aud adopted at Hartford in 1(138, we bav the first written const I-v.A'f- Kr.ej w-e.rj crA'SVSii a government Aud that government waa aa near a perfect democracy as the world has ever seen. .New York American. A terrible no I so of thumping snd stamping ram from Bob's room early one morning. "Hobby. Bobby," called bis mother, from downstairs, "what la going ou up there?" t "My shoe," replied Boh. BJa PrlTlla. Tb buain sgeut stuck his head hv ide the (hop door. A eolitary man wss st work. "What ar you doing here?" he de manded. "Don't yoa know thi is a holi day?" "Not for me," answered the solitary man, without looking up from bia work. "I'm tb boa." A rtatleate Taak. "The newspapers," said tb orator solemnly, "do not tell th truth." "Perhaps not," answered the editor regretfully. "V do our best; but, you know, there Is nothing more difficult than to tell th truth In a way that won't put It up to some one to chal lenge your veracity." Washington Star. SJaaalasj tba Tie. On the overthrow of tbe monarchy of Louis Philippe a Sunday crowd vis ited th Jsrdln dee Plantea and was amased to find th fin specimen of th Bengal tiger still bearing th label of "U Tlgr Royal." Nothing would serve the furious crowd but that at once on tbe spot the authorities should change tbe name to "L Tlgr Nation al," and they did. London Academy. Ta Fit tba Crlaae. "I reckon I'm guilty, y'r honor," snaf fled th leathery faced old vagsbound who bad been run in for drunkenness snd gen eral worthleaaneaa, "but It ain't my fault." "Who fsult Is Itr Inquired th polic Juatlc. "It's th fault ' my brother-in-law aa' my aiater-in-law. They won't let m liv with 'em any mor. When a feller's In law g oea back on Mm, y'r honor, b cain't help bein' a outlaw." "Six month in tb workhou!" roared th polic Juitic. Every case of Rheumatism has its origin and its development in the blood. It is not a disease which is contracted like a cold, but it is in tho blood and system before a pain is felt, aud the changes in the weather or any physical irregularities, such aa a spell of indigestion, bowel disturbance, etc., are merely the exciting- causes producing1 the pains and aches, which, are the natural symptoms of the disease. Rheumatism is caused by an excess of uric acid aud other corrosive, irritating poisons in the blood, which are carried through the circulation to every part of the Bystcm. Kverjr muscle, nerve, membrane, tissue and joint becomes saturated with these acrid, irritating impurities, or coated with fine, insoluble caustic matter, and the sharp, piercing pains or the dull, constant aches are felt with every physical movement. When the blood is filled with uric acid poison, perma nent relief cannot be expected from liniments, plasters, or other external treatment. Such measures give temporary relief, but in order to conquer Rheumatism and bring about a complete cure, the uric acid and other inflammatory matter must be expelled, and this cannot be done with external treatment. S. S. S. cures Rheumatism because it is a perfect and entirely vegetable blood purifier. It goes down into the circulation, neutralizes the acids, and dissolves the irritating depos its which are pressing on the sensi tive nerves ami tissues and produc ing pain, enriches the weak, sour blood, and removes every atom of impurity from the circulation. So instead of being a weak, sour stream, distributing uric acid to the different parts of the system, the blood is strong and healthy and therefore able to supnlv everv mus cle, nerve, bone and tissue with nourishment and strength. Then the inflam mation and swelling subside, the pains and aches cease, and not only i Rheumatism permanently cured, but under the fine tonic effects of S. S. S. the entire general health is benefitted and built np. In all forms of Rheuma tism, whether acute or chronic, S. S. S. will be found a safe and reliable treat ment. Special book on Rheumatism and any medical advice you desire will be furnished free. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. tlBesMc r ,roej evrsivlaao ""MCMst) orTurraMiiv. n tutu. BOY, WOMEN, MISSCS ND CHILDREN. man' $2. Ml. t3.IIOmnd .?. afroaa ihmn mny mlhm mmnui aerueee In I hm JCietSr mar Id. hmcmumm lhy hold ae"Xl3 Aaae. IH bmtlmr, araee onN. mud .? aea ereerae riva Ihmn mny othmr r a. W. L Dnutrlat $4 and S5 Gilt Erin Shoes Cannot - I -now. w. t. r, fi. nam and M B.,,,1 h it.- h .!..- riMlm -.r.wlra. MiuM IUA.I. HUM cauto free Uaji? alnaa. : - - - ' ia poauiva prooi ' ........... . r- lifnti ha-e a u. Hpeciahete alway in attendance, eaeunnf arnrnpt and co.rttoui aiienitaa. Ladr attend ant eioift preteat. Reliable Peinleea Dent (at a- Oef repufttia fr eeliabuiiv an4 tf.oruugt.rt m writ rt'armibed. 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Heerei Iwn.r uvv . .r tl.ia. nr Ha aarlara. Merlrl Ileal. Hre. wr elaea aS 1Mb Seal. Viae walka nprnnii" s nt. a to a ! wncuurs u,. ai. st w aa aus er Say. " aaeeial rales y ike week. Baaaai DAS, J. MUOkK, tVaprtatae MADE FOR SERVICE IN THE ROUGHEST WEATHER AND GUARANTEED ABSOLUTELY WATERPR00F njstii i DT.MMF! 1 1 a vi 11 iit 352 This trademark and th word Tower on tb buttons disttn qutih this rtKjh grade slkker Iron 4h just a good brand j Tawra) ta mk W7rfi. yJ.fV 11' CURES RHEUMATISM Somfim mo. I had Rhtumatiim and htvd to quit work. Tb poio in my back and btiwca my shoulder, was to intanaa I could not ml or aleep. I triad aarrthin, but not hint; did ma any rood till I heard of and took S. 8. S. Thia med icine cured me aound and well. It purified my blood and mad ma teal like a new men. CORK AD LOHR, Aodereon. Ind. 123 B. 19tb St I waa eeveraly troubled with Rheumati.ro. I had It in my kneea, lege and anklet, and any on who has aver had Rheumatism knows bow eicru Ciating the pain is and how it interferes with one at fork. I was truly in bad shape havinf been bothered with it for ten years, off and on. A local physician advised me to use S. S. S. t did so. After takinf t.o bottles I noticed the sore ness and pat a were freatly reduced- I continued the medicine and was thoroughly cured; all pain, soreness and inflammation tone. I recommend 8. 8. 8. to all Rheumatic Sufierera. J. L. AGKEW, OS S. Oreenhrier St.. Mt. Vernon. Ohio. Bt Eauilled At Ant Price u nine'1 oe twiitoia. Take SI a ah.tllte. - .1 from ' " ''T to r'T I'l't "t rl'l .u ........ a ah .... w. '-' llntkM, Maaa. IH PORTLAND DOING WORK FOR THE BEST PEOPLE ever, wll thew four vVmmI proper!? and ihornnrMf , Vktlf fosir lonkt arr Ion prcrved hrvernd dra r'piina. 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