v. ..
Yow
Y ...
anrW .UTn? v -rur a0,e "novating in the
P'mple'ls.'Pi.lof appetite fnd C
tired feeling annually provs.
devised'? .hre,lp . U lh? r effective medicine ever
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Usual farm, liquid, or In tablet form, ailed Bar' tabs. 100 Dose. II.
Itormllk Tmui,
For the) beat ywit vr uad, tb
70a ctura take on plat of trmk
buttermilk tad pat la t twpaa to
boil Woeo It boll tUr la nouck
Wbit oom moa.1 to nuti .Ika taw
tii. li it Doll up wall. thw rwnovi
tTora tlr tad let cooL When mllkwarta
tlr Into tbis on eup of good e;
at la a warm pWio to rlan. la tw
toour It ebould b dUo and light The-a
ttifc'lton with corn meal and maka lrrts
. fkl Xr"8V. ftVi"'itM "u.'l Of eait,
aar, flour or hops In thla yeat ; nota
log but buttermilk, niaa and tb yeaal
ra put la to rata It llak broad
cn aom aa with hop jrwaat In making
bw least na a cup of tbla yeaet ta
tart wltb.-TS.ah Smith
rrm. . ... ra.
Th Quantities given will All four
plat Jar. Select fifteen good sited rli
Bartlett para; peel and cut thm In
halves; reaioT cor and drop fruit
Into a bowl of cold water to which
the Julc of a lemon baa beeo added.
Plac a preferring kettl with two
pound of ugar and on pint of water
rer the Are; a tlr to partly melt th
ugar, boll a few minute, removing all
th blark arum ; put In th pear, cover
and cook until a atraw will pentrat
them eaally. Then fill them with th
tyrup Into th jara; lot tb ayrup over
flow, at one, turn upeld down uatU
cold, then eet aalde.
waeataat cut.
Cream a half -pound of augar wlfa a
half-pound of butter, and. when very
light, whip In elx well-beatea egg. Stir
tn a balfteaapnoaful ach of powdered
cinnamon, nutmeg and clove and a
cupful of flour. Hav ready prepared
nd nil xed the following fruit half
pound each of aeedad and chopped rat
na and cleaned currant and quarter-pound
of mlncod citron. T)redg
thla fruit plentifully with flour and fold
It Into tb batter. Laat of all, add a
tableapoonful of vanilla. Turn Into a
well greased tin and bake tn a ateady
ven until well done, tArver for the
Drat half-hour with brown paper. When
cold. Ice all over with white fronting.
atria Beaae.
Break the blosaoni eud and pull It
tack to remove tli atrlng, then par a
atrip from til ether end, cut the beana
Into plecea, dropping them Into a pan
of cold water. When all are cut, drain
and put Into Jara and aet tliem Into
the kettle or waah boiler, Juat aa the
corn was. When heated, fill each Jar
with boiling water aud aet on the cov
er. Cover the kettle and let cook one
bo nr. Then add a teaapoonful of aalt
to each Jar and mora boiling water to
fill to overflow. Put rubber and cov
er In plitr am rook hulf an Hour
longer. Tighten the cover and let
cool In the water. Ureen pea a are can
oed the earn way.
Her Am-.
"How old do you think that woman
ir
"I wouldn't like to say, but I'll bet
he own up to being aeveral years
younger than any other woman you
car to nam." Philadelphia Press.
Cllvla- Slater Iwir.
Little Kitty (rntertsining him) Mln
tis thinks a lot of you, Mr. Wtllon.
Elderly Suitor Does aha, dearie Tllow
do you know?
Little Kitty She ssrs you'll bs the
dsrllngest old meal ticket that ever hap
pened. ennn
acts entlyyct prompt
ly on tiio txAvels, cleanses
lle system cjjcctu ally,
ovists one in ovoi-comuvj
habitual eonstipalion
novmancnlly. To ot its
bcncjiciol ojjects.buy
the tjomiuip.
Manufactured itlie
CALIFORNIA
FiOvSrniip Co.
SOLO BY LEADING WUCWSTS-KX DtTTTU
c
nod
' "BWa
About 100,000 Bets r. ID ollrlnt
to herring MMa bv tke (too Asking
ainacke of th Netherlaad. A a at lasts
' " seseons, but owing to lows
from storms sod other mu h.. 4,1
000 gad S0.0U0 ne a.t. ..i. 'j
, ""7
N Clew.
Reporter I auiipoM you don't know
what tbt Senator tkioka about tkia tariff
reform business?
Senator I'rivat Secretary Ne : no
..-srra This juZ. J ry atiww w'uai
eaj about It.
A are la.
"now do you know Belinda la In
love?" asked father.
"Beoauxe," anawered mother, "every'
time the telephone ring ah think If a
fof her."
Avaaeelar Advice.
Aaxlova Mother O, John, l'i
baby kaa th whooping cough I
ought I te dot
afraid
What
Bachelor Brother Let hint wkeo.
Miranda. Do you want te take away th
ealv amtieeaiant the littl fallow haat
New Terk, with 4.000.000 population
had bean adding t ita total ia th three
yeara prerediog 11HXS at th rata of 100,
.000 a yaar. Philadelphia, with a littl
leaa tbaa 1.500,K)0 population, bad la
eraaaed at the rate ef 30,000 a year,
n Need af Fire.
"Waan't It awful?" eiclaluied tb
apartmeut bouae girl. "Th furnace
waa entirely out laat night"
"I never noticed it," replied her
chum.
"What? Never noticed it? And you
eat In tb cold parlor for two hour
with that young man. Who waa It,
anyway?"
"An old lime."
rraolleal Deaiaaatratlaa.
Teachar Aa to those old etirxiratltlone
wa have bean talking about, they are all
exploded. Nobody believea now, for Un
it ance, that it bringa bad luck to walk
under a Udder.
Shafgy Haired Pupil I do, ma'am. I
walked under a ladder once, and It fell
on ma.
JVol Cattlaat Prleee.
Caller Ia that the beat you ran prom
lae me a wife fifteen yeara older than
I am, with a aharp noae, thin 11 pa, and a !
our diapoaltion?
Fortune Teller What more do yon ex
pect? Iid you think you could get a reaJ
affinity for a dollar? '
raaeahtla Ita.
Make a eruat of on level cupful o
paatrv flour, one-fourth taaavoonful o
alt, rub Into this half a cupful of col 4
lard and when the mixture la of thl
conltncy of corn meal add on,
fourth cupful of lc cold water. MlJ
Into a dough and then roll out Into a
lining or a Dan. bringing It wall upos
th edge and preaalng It Into crlmpt
with th thumb and linger. Thl make
a very large pie. Tuke one pint ol
pumpkin which ha been stewed until
Under and slightly scorched ; add to II
one teaspoonful of ginger, two tea
spoonfuls of cinnamon, one teaspoon
ful of salt, one pint of sugar, four eggs,
and, after beating the Ingredient!
all together, add one quart of milk an4
turn Into th paatry-llned crust Bel
Into a moderate oven to bake until thl
center I Arm and th crust browned,
Set aalde to become cold and wbefl
ready to nd to th tabl preeaed
whipped cream Into a aheaf of wheal
with a piping tub and bag- Thl cai
b omlrttd and Inatead a bunch ol
grape placed on by dropping th era a
from a tesapoon Into the ah a pa.
Teaaler aa Bra-ller.
In th Illustration la shown a toast
r or broiler, which contains a sins'
pie attachment to make the brolllnl
of meat or thl)
toasting of braa
aa easy matter. Il
fact, tb brolllni '
L3
can b readily doui away when I'm not looking, and I'll
on a gaa atov oi'not tell who took It."
on a coal Or. At The hnrirnln wns clowd, and Ceneral
Inched to ach sldi Mile took the dog to his room. A mo
of th fram oljnii-nt Inter the dog'a owner Inquired
thl broiler an for bis et. utid Miirk Twain offered to
supports which pro find the nnl'iinl for f.. The hitin.irlst
vent It from coin J
ivrKntD sauifxa.
Ing In dlract coo
tart with th top of th atov. Wheal
nlarwd over th circular opening In thl
stove the supiwrt keep the frame an
- . i
ita eontaots xtended from the Are
By placing the support on cn sMt
tb broiler ean be reversed as occaaloi
dexnaada. Every housewife knowi
that broiling a teak or other piece ol
meat I th moat difficult branch ol
th cooking art, and succs la eldia
savurwl With th aid of this brollm
th would undoubtedly nad th fei
aaary of accomplishment
OH, MY BACK
IT 13 WONDERFUL HOW OUICKLT THS
"AIM AND STIFPNCSS CO WHEN YOU USS
S1 JACOBS OIL
THIS WILL THIED. OLO-TlMg
REMEDY FILLS THE BILL
25:-au OHvecJsrs.SOo.
CONQUERS
PAIN
5
r.-inv Kirnkil! l;u-. II. tV
'A " . i:ii:iiih J,iirin-v in tlir
tirW
l'li:iipplh.-H," rh,. .r lMh,k Ull
'''-'iintof i H' Jh.,,1 In t!i.. Maud of Slllll.
If v.-na i,f Hi,. ii.-ii, (,.. ttiTii of native
TIh-m- Irarituliun, viblle un
l'r .Molniiiiit.iMl.in lii:iii:ti'liient. are alt
of iu atiinii. The meilioda of tt-ach-
111X and of atudy are the eame It) x."!.'.'.1
and In Arnbln.
I.onj U-fiire reiichliig the Mora echoni
for la we could h-Mr the vohva of the
puplla In a treble uproar, for they all
und Indlvlduiily atu.lled uloud. rocking
back and forth In tbi-lr a.-ata; w thnt
at flrat the aoinul vt.u an utilntelllgibl
Jumble, which flnaly roailve.1 Itat-lf Into
bit of the multiplication table, do
tached lettcra . the alphabet, and
pajta from gctiBrnphy ami hlatory.
Aa we entered the door, the puplla
looked up exie'taiitly from thi-lr work,
Kind of an Interruption, and at a algn
from one of the Muhumuii-dau teacher,
they aprang to their feet with the uni
formity of a machine, fairly yelling
their "Good inoriiltiK!" at ua. Pine lit
tle fellow they were, all being of
Moro, I'hltuiie or Filipino atock, with
iicie aiiii' uiere' a rmii'lnntuiK couiblna
(l')ti of the three iifltlomilltiea in one.
Of courao tho chllilrcn were put
through their puce for ua, and aa each
In turn recited, he would preface hla
rcmurka by a profound Imivv und a little
eech, the w&rda of thcae formal 111'
troductiona belug exactly alike, aa If
ground out by a phonograph, and begin
ning, "Ladle and Gentlemen," until I
wondered If perhap the children aw
ua double.
They were not In the leaat abashed,
tbeae little aavage, and In their quaint
Engllah they recited aelectlona from
Eugene Field and Jamee Whltronib
Ulley. Some of theae effort were In
dialect, which muat have beeu a trifle
puzzling to one not acquainted with the
vagariea of the language.
Finally an arithmetical problem on
the board caught my eye, and it waa
aurreptltloualy tranaferred to my note
book for future reference. It ran anme-
thlng like thla: "A ixr old lady owna
1,000 rent. She loae 18!) of th cents.
How many left baa ahe?"
The manor, observing my Interest In
the financial dlttlcultiea of the aged and
destitute lady, had the little alntej
brought up that I might aee that there
were still 811 pennlea to her credit. I
Inquired of aonie of the boys how much
the 811 pennlea would amount to put
Into dollars and rent, but all were so
visibly embarrassed that I, remember
ing my own mathematically tortured
childhood, desisted before the school
master could hear.
On our leaving, the boys again Jump.
ed up, aud shouted their unanimous
"iood-by !" and long after we were out
of eight we could hear their high young
voice Studying aloud, each for himself.
and ujpurimtly undisturbed by the
cholustlc outburst of his neighbor.
Wldow'a t hleltaae fOIO.
A widow who live near MoLouth,
Ran., hna sold her chickens "arvldent
ally" for tlw stun of fv.HO, and alie only
rwid a email flock of ordinary fowla at
tlint
Hearing an unusual noise in her hen-
house at nlitht. nlie suspected thnt a
rhlcken thief was busy, but was afraid
to Investigate. A daylight Inapeotlon
showed thnt every fowl Imcl been taken.
On the floor of the henhouse, however,
ahe found a roll of greenbneka contain
ing $'.MO. She decidi-d It wna a ant
Isfaetory price, and deposited the
money In a bunk.
loiter In the day a man drove up to
her home and asked If ahe bad any
chickens to sell. She mild no, but he
Inalsted uivou going Into her henhouse.
She followed him there. He aeeiiied
greatly dlsnpKluted when he failed to
find on the floor or In the yard some
thing that he seemed to be searching
for, and went away without further
comment
Got Sometalna; far Kofala.
Mark Twain told how he got soma.
thing for nothing one day In the early
alxtlea when he needed the money. He
walked Into a hotel ami whs petting a
strange dog. (icncnil Nelaon A. Miles,
who chaiu-e.1 to ! present, offered blm
$10 for the tanlne.
o he Trunk, sniil ttie nunionst to
llenernl Miles. "I Inn cu t reHlly got
any right to sell you this nnlinnl, hut If
you'll give me $:i you mny take the ptip
then went to General Miles' room and
explained all, hnd the dog returned to
him, gnve the army oillcer buck h!s
money and returned the cniiliie to ltt
jrlglnal owner, thereby innkltig f'.i.
ReAeclltvna of a Haehelor.
When a mini Is hntidy around the
house he Isn't anywhere else.
A nian calls his wage Income so
maybe you won't ausiect he Is broke.
The reason a wonmn wants to get
iniirried niniln Is that she hud such jr
luck lieft-re.
A girl could leiirn a lot In a bonrd
lug s.'tnl alHut clothes eciit th.it
ahe knows It nlrend.v.
A wotnnii knows her hnslmnd is so
brave she will go to see If It Is n bur
glar herself to keep him frmu geltlu.'
'nto a Iik.-ht.
Toleraare.
Oeorpo Eliot was on-e asked whni
was the chief lejwm she had lenrne
In life's experience, and ln-r prompt
answer waa, "Tolernn-."' It nilrtit
have leen expe'tel from a woman who
once Mid that she regarded life as a
game of cards In which she watched
ach move with the deepest Interest and
turned a far as posaibl to her owo
advantage.
fvni women juat naturally look at
if they made their husband buy mor
than they can well afford.
Industry
tlat,
la a better friend than.
A i:C23 SCHOOL
'FORM BERKSHIRE ASSOCIATION
J..k lutnt atSO In Llwaatorb i
Industry of Northwest,
Br J. L. Ashlock. Wsshio(toa Collaie.
fviujuaa.
Preiideot E. A. Bryan, of the Waah
iogton Stat college, baa ut received
noiic of hi appointment a temporary
t.i.. .v.. H-rkehi.- .
y..uu. -I""
atlon, which ia amllated with th
American oersauiie duu rreai
dent Bryan 'a appointment is th begin
ning ot Ui uiKauisatlon 0 th Berk
hir fsoci atlon in tha i'aiaW ol Waah.
ingtoa. This aiaoclation reacbea
through nearly all th ttate 0' tb
union, and in the opinion ol Prealdent
Bryan, ita coming into th state of
Washingtoa maika an important step
in tb livestock industry of th North
west. Dismissing tb matter President
Bryan aaid:
"I beliav tb Berkihir usociation
la on of th moat active and luoceeaful
livestock aaeociatlona in th United
Utates, and that ita work in th North
west cannot fall to produce good re
sults. Th Berkahir ia favoted by
many of tb most prominent stock-
raiser la America, among whom I
might mention Kick Ci entry, cf Be-
dalia. Missouri, who it the greatest
bieeder of Berkshire hoga in the coun
try; Keuben Gentry, ot Kentucky; Mr.
and George Vanderbllt, of Asheville,
Tennessee. Among tb most promi
nent breeder of Berksbirea in th
Northwest ar the LadJ estate, of Port
land, and Mr. Paul Clagatone, of Spo
kane. I have raised Berkshire hogs
on my Pussy Willow ranch near Pull
man for the past ten years, and am
thoroughly convinced of th desirable
qualities of this breed.
"It is proposed by the Berkshire
association to conduct an activ cam
paign in th stete of Washington, in
favor of this breed ot hogs, prior to the
Alaska-Yukon exposition at Seattle.
Thn by lb time of th exhibit, oar
tat organisation will b abl to get
up a splendid exhibit, and we will
show th farmers of th state what sort
of aa animal th Berkshire is when
proper attention ia given him. Yea,
it is very likely that th state experi
ment station will hav a few Berk
shire at th exhibit. At th present
time w hav some specimens of thla
breed that hav been pronounced by
tba best Eastern expert as equal to
anything in th United States."
President Bryan today announced his
appointment of th officers and direc
tors of th state association who will
work with him In getting the Berkahire
association established in Washington.
They follow:
Vice president, Paul Clapton, Spo
kane; secretary, J, II. Smith, Pullman;
treasurer, W. D. Goodrich, Wauna.
Directors: A. M. Stevens, Ellensburg;
A. A. Somerville, Centralis; Pllnny
Bhepardson, Castle Rock; W. W.
Shielda, Sprague; D. 0. Dilworth, Spo
kane. Of lntrst to Fsrmrs,
Th following nubllcations of Interest
to farmers and others have been issued
by the Agricultural department of the
Federal government and will b furn
ished free, so long as they are availa
ble, except where otherwise noted, up
on application to the Superintendent
of Documents, Government Printing
Office, Washington, D. C:
Bulletin No. 108. Irrigation Prac
tics Among Fruit Growers on the Fa-
olflo Coast. By E. J. Wickson, M. A.,
professor of agriculture practice, Uni
versity of California, and horticulturist
of the California agricultural experi
ment station. Pp. 64, pis. 10, figs. 7.
Price IB cents. This bulletin gives the
results of a special investigation into
the conditions, extent and methods ol
irrigation as practiced among fruit
growers of th Pacific- coast.
Bulletin No. 131. Plans of Struc
tures In Use on Irrigation Canals In
th United Btatea, prepared under the
direction of El wood Mead, chief of irri
gation investigations, office of experi
ment stations. Pp. 61, fls. 22. Price
60 oents. This is an album of plana
(or irrigation structures, designed by
leading irrigation engineers of the
West, mad from diawingt exhibited
at Paris in 1900 and at Buffalo in 1901.
Bulletin No. 168. Annual Report of
Icrrigation and Ltalnage Investigation
under the direction of El wood Mead,
chief of irrigation and drainage Inves
tigations, oflic of experiment stations.
Pp. 766, pis. 12, figs 129. This is
the general report of irrigation and
drainage Investigations in 1904. The
complete report was issued in limited
edition, which is now exhsutted, but
it has been reprinted in form of nine
separate for free distribution.
Bulletin No. 177. Evaporation Loss
es In Irrigation and Wster Kequire
menta of crop. By 8. Fortier. Pp.
64, pis. 2, figs. 19. Price 10 cents.
This contains the results of tank exper
iments to determine th quantities of
water evaporated from soils which re
ceive various cultural treatments and
to which the water waa applied at dif
ferent depths; it contains also a few
experiments on the quantities of wter
consumed by plants.
Bulletin No. 188. Irrigation in the
Yakima Valley, Washington. By H.
O. Jayne. Pp. 89, pis. 2, figs. 4. Price
15 cents. This bulletin describes th
Irrigation works in th Yakima valley,
Washington, and discusses th wster
supply, wster rights, crops, and oppor
tunities for settlement.
weal lotata Pla.
One pint of potato rubbed through
l sieve or colander, rour wni '""a
KCs, one full cup of sugar, a table-
ijnotiful of butter, nutmeg to taste;
jinke Into a very thin batter with rich
nilk; fill three uudercrusts ; bake la
iimlerete oven.
Chop fine cabling and onion. m!t
vie pint of c.-ilibag. one ta!Iel"""f Jl
jf onion, season with aalt pei'T a1"!
:ru-died celery aved; sprinkle over the
MiMmge and onion one cup of nilncid
Ued ham; l'ur over all good Tluegar
i nd serve quickly.
To make an iron run smoothly. rt
sotti leaves from evergreen trees.
Huh
hot Irons on them, and they vil.l iron
without sticking to afsrch.il clothe
leaves may be dried for us.
TPaal PraaS eoeumbrs ad eut la
Ihln slices. Bprinkl Ughti with salt
lad let stand for an hour. Drain,
rprtnkl with lmon Juio and paprika,
krt stand for half an hour or toe".
tho ua for a filling between thin
Cice of buttered, bread.
laiaaaalkle.
To you flad it difficult to dictate
to your atenographerr
"No, I And It Imiioaaibl."
' "Why, has ah left your
No, sh baa married m" Hon.
ton Poat
Mia Sreai Opaerlaalt'.
-It ..L. w. - ,
, . " '' paiianrarop-
i " " well aj a wiiard." said River, mah-
iD( wry face ever hie aedlelae. "why
SrZLZrS: L?1Z:
"
Their staaj Maaiaa.
"Isn't it wonderful te aot th pro
frees the Jihmm have mad ka aojuir-
log ear wester elviliiaUaar
"T uatil ya hear wh; wretched
botch they nh ef It wbaa tfcay try t
ww.
Meaaetr.
Whispering Customer (producing
watch) I came here bacauee I have been
told that you are an honest pawnbroker. '
Avuncular Patriarch (with a depreca
tory smile) Mv friend, somebodv has
oeea trying te have fua with you.
A aoaatltal.
Customer Will you give a a opy
of "Tb Art of Bvilng Happy at Boss?"
Librarian I'm afraid Ita out, bat 1
hav her a little treat la on Jta Jlteu,
which make an excellent aijfeaMfejtf
far 'it. Pete Male.
aipaatlaallr.
"Dees yeur kusbsad held any etvle
Ova, madam f asked the eaavair.
"I ahauld say hs did r aaawaved the
yeung matron. "He's the majestic grand
high killenakew ef th Aadeal aad Iliue
trlaas Order f Bpiaseriaertrabaags V
lare fa Hav TWaas.
aflffhlaa It la said that aggresalv.
nspalalv paapl usually kvav blaok
ys.
BlffUs Tkat's right If thwy
hsvan't got then at lrt tha? (sat tbaa
later.
Daafaeas Can net B Caraw
by Weal applications, as they eaaaot raaa th
eteeaiod aartlon al the ear. 1 bare 1 oalf oue
asrloeara deafaeu, end that U br eoaeMtre
tlonal remedies. lafaau Ueausta by a la
Sam4 ooadlllna of tbe avueoue Ualaf el toe
luuumn 1 una. w ban tble tube It ISSaoiea
you bsve a rum bllnf sound or laparwet Bear
ing, sod when It le entirely rloMd, Oeefntat U
tbe reeail, sad unlee the laSammatlna eaa be
tatan out and tble tube restored la Its Bonsai
eoadltlaa, b
ring will
II) be aestrorea forever:
be daatrored forever
niaeeaeas autof
tea
ar earned or Clrrb
akleb ! notblnf but au luataied eondltlon ol
ta Biuooue arfscee.
We will elveOue Hundred Dollaia for snv
rasa of Heafneee (cetised breetarrh) tket esa
not be eured bjr Uell't Catarrh Cur. Send luf
elrculare, frae.
F. J CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O.
Bold bv Dniejrliia 7."e.
1ae fiaU'e raailly fills for eonatlpetloa.
Slaatalar F.eTeot.
First Coed What makes Prof. Crank
feifh use that curious dlelect?
Second Coed That ian't a dialect. It'a
hi way of trying to convey th Ida that
he use th simplified spelling.
Haa Hope.
Bklttleeoo Tou won't mind thla stock
yarda email whan you get used to It.
Beere Oh, well, the I'll live In hop.
Tou see, I've bean breathing It only aboat
nine or ten veam Chlcato Trfban.
They hav mad bread from peanut
aieal for many yeara in Hpaln. Th bread
I light and poroua, but rather onpalat
sbla, and It Is eatao only by th Uwer
slasaea.
There are, altogether, foreign and Da
tire, 23.7D9 person that ar actively en
gaged in bringing the gospel to ludifl,
while ten yeara ago tbers wer only tl,
I.N'.I a gain of nearly Ik) per cent.
Needless Maeriaee.
Mr. Flippun .Maria, here's that $25
you aay you ned for a new hat. By ths
way, Maria, do I ever talk In my aleep?
Mrs. Flippun Thanks. Ne, Joha, you
never do. ChicsKo Tribune.
Eavlronaaaat. '
"Madame, your husband doe not era
to hav sny organic tro'ibl," aaid lbs
physician.
"Land aakea, no!" exclaimed Mrs.
Pneuritch. "Not In this nslghborhood.
But tb folks that live next door to ua
bav a graphophone that worries him
nearly te desth."
I.aral Calor.
"George, I shall need some money to
day." "What forr
"There's a whits sals at one ef ths
tores, and I want to attend it."
"A whit saleT All right, Laura. A
few ailver dollar will do for that, woa't
therl-
Laeatla Mlaa.
"Where' the man that'e at the bottom
of thia fu"?" demanded th policeman,
forcing hie way into tbe center of tb ex
cited crowd.
"He's there, all ritht !" aaid on ef ths
eager apectators. "Ths ether man's still
oa top!"
A Lealelallv Parade.
"The representative part of tb Brit
ish Parliament la s practical paradox."
"Why?"
"Because It I a bouse of commons
and yet peerless among leglalature,"
Baltimore American.
Th lawa of a wasp ar so powerful
that th insect can cut It way through
shells.
The Taking
Cold Habit
The old cold goes ; a new one
quickly comes. It's the story
of a weak throat, weak lungs,
a tendency to consumption.
Ayer'a Cherry Pectoral
breaks up the taking-cold
habit. It strengthens, soothes,
heals. Askyourdoctorabout It.
" 1 ka4 e Mnttili eota aoa
a. I trt4 ?' I bscry
nmnif br"ke as my a
kaa e terrrMo eolS ana aMMne reliwl
l'ael'-ral tim iv
a-atfS. atid -a-M avtry part of mr t--or. It
at.srtai aork foe sae." Ma. J. f WTa,
Tuaaao.Oah.
ky t. O. a f Co.. Uw;u,
Alee aveaalaetaiare of
StRSAPASILLA.
rill.
bUIS VIOOt.
vers
Keep th bowels regular witrt Aver a
rm. just en pill och right.
PUTNAM
SKIN-DISEASES
HUMORS INT THE BLOOD
When the llooj is pure, fresh and healthy, the skin will be soft, mootb
and Ire frora blemishes, but w hen some acid humor takes root in tho circu
lation its presence ia manilested by a skin eruption or disease. These
humors get into tho blood, generally because of an inactive or slug-gisli
condition cf the members cf the body whose duty it is to collect and carry
nft ttiA a t H,.,..rf tU Ttl. 1 . . I . ,
' ?r W .oon th. circulation become. .haW with the aci4
pore ana ianda of the skin, producing Eczema, Acne, Tetter. Psoriasis,
Salt Kheuru and skin eruptions of various kinda. Eczema appears, usual!
with a slight redness of the akin followed by pustules from which thct
i flows a Sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and th itching is intense,
It is generally on th back, breast, face, arms and legs, though other put4
cf the body may be affected. Ia Tetter the skin dries, cracks and birds;
the acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, which are intended
ta krep it soft and pliant, causing a dry, feverish condition and giving it a
bard, leathery appearance.. Acne makes its appearance oa the face in tha
I tafferel wltk fufv lorm
yeara and aould And nothtn ta ' sonasis come la scaly patches oa diUer.
s-?.rtsr:iiV.!t?te-i "Lj fcIth v ' 1V,
in and burninti puetulea would lormS of Skla trouble is Salt Rheum;
form from whlon thara flowed its favorite Tvoint of attack ia tVia ac.Tr
th- ,lu wh.tt ,0,aioa4 iff BomctimeS causing baldness. Poison Oalc
J Stti? 1 Vu'SalTJ "d '"trec.ble types ot skin
Ton- year I was aBiioUd. but diaease. The humor producing the trouble)
whan I used I fauna a tr. lies
asy return of th rog.a.A1ta
S toe kaftan, Kab. '
o
PURELY
VEGETABE
because they Aa not reach the blood. S. S. S. goes down into the circulation
and forces out every particle of foreig-n matter and restores the blood to ita
normal, pure condition, thereby permanently curing; every form of akin
affection. Book on Skin Diseases and any medical advice desired acut freo
to ail who write, S. 8. S. is for sale at all first claa drug- stores.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA,,
Balaraaatlaml.
"That forward ill Flip openly ad
Vacate klaslag gaoBaa. Hasn't b
rrvr"
"Wall, swooaraglng o ecu 1 atlon la a
thing which doe rqulr cheek.' Dal
tlaior America.
The Bratet
"Papa, what' th uea af aaylng 'good
by' when you're talking over th tele
phone f
"No uss, I suppose. Tommy, except that
It means that tb conversation baa cloaed.
I never ua It sxcspt when I am talking
to your mother."
t. Vivee Ttaaee aa an kerreae IMbmms
flu PrnUHBiir (una V J . ' i . " - - ' -
LiX Hanrf luPkll Sltrlal btittis sod
Ifsauee. bt.BVH.KllM, UL, el Arch SU, VBUa.,i
l'aardoaabke.
Mr. Droppyn It's a wonder yoni
kltcbsa girl doesn't Insist on using the
piano.
Mra. Stayhum Lt th Impudent thing
do it If she dares I I've found out tbst
h can play it better tbaa my girla can 1
Spread af Kaewleds-e.
Teacher (at night school )Vbat la a
acred cow. and why ia it so called?
Shaggy Haired Puail "Sacred cow" Is
a corruption of "sick red cow," Its sick
ness being caused by a large hump en
Ita shoulders. Chicago Tribune.
Mo here will find Mrs. Wlneiowe Soothlna
tyrup tbe b el remedy to uss tut ibelr ebUdrau
auriug ins teaming ponou.
Ilarbe Sa.
Pqulggs Wty do they csll the
Interurban cars "limited?"
Squaggs Because such a amall
number of people who travel on them
get to their destination alive. Toledo
Blade.
A Good rieberoaaa.
A small boy who lives near a lake
was fishing snd his mother bad to call
hltn flv times to make him hear, says
th' Philadelphia Telegraph. Finally,
she landed on him,-and, shaking him
In a terrible manner, wanted to know
why be did not answer. This waa th
reply: "I didn't bear you for the flrat
three time, and th laat time I bad a
bite."
Them la Only Ono
"Bromo Quinine"
That la
Laxative Bromo Quinino
UtVO THt WORLD OfEft TO OUKt A OOLO 10 OM OAT.
Always remember th full
nam.
for this signature on every box.
aaaaaa' "Slict , fOS) tvtaiv iaaBaBw
"MrMBrsi orTMrramiLV.
atrsi, aova, women, mic no cmilorcn.
axaa W. I DauQlmm - snef more
' nfn'B$.60,t3.00nd.1.60Hom
afBa
a TV ovneie atfarrarrweee
Iff, 6aoaaTM f Sav Aeaf
inaawf wtw omrrm, - wmnwww,
8kS-!
i r mrmmtam r tnmn mttjy
satai m thm wrmrlti tm-tim w.
W. L Douilii S4 ind SS Gilt Edd Shoet Cmnot
ar I Till. W. I. ri,', namo and r1a la
n.. hy tl,a fM in.ia eal.ra r.r iwuara, ttlxias aaa.l
bMa fna to ajx al.lraa.
Oyear
Ii poaitlv proof th flifcUHf in- eontttnet w f
tiro it i at 8pcialiartt ilway la tttndnc,
awwiinng protwpt and couneoua ntninj. Lrdr attetad-
nt -HWlTi a,raar.t.
Kl..bl Paialaaa Dentitrta - Ont rtanitiiioa frf
rliatii:tT and m.fr.uhne it wii rttariiabtl. Claaoli
Bcaa, Good Word and Quick ftrv.c.
"AND IT DIDN'T HURT A BIT H
Pain.? Ktraction, 50 ccnta. Ertraction Fraaj
hvn n-aifa r bf -ifa ftfdrrtl. ,t-a and as.
bent Flat Worlt Prlipj "our tmtt bat brmmt
a h tw if (4 If.al 11 i lfPBoM:bi to t'lril? ?! bfldfr.
1 tb ttumpa ff frmord 'lh"l caustrf U7
ft cntctl pain, and iil't i i"rJ. If th ai rf
(tiT it w:.l 1 a'""" "Tlt " n
?ijf fnJ Mtiatartof:. V 'h rn ta Tri 1 1 rxnBcc IB
Uit ora ui yarante aat tla. ia cff cs.
Crown and Brre Wnrt -H htn. r avail
Tour a-frfK-nai pp fomT t' nn irnm
ibt irli teeth to pfrrlr maatifBtt ar rr.-.-i, whfa a
andt caa a wppi'4 that will eaua aa 4momUn wban-
W. A.WISE dent"?
fifuta) fMajfas, Tmas aiaratraa, rosrua. Setssa
FADELESS DYES
of pimples and black heads, while)
dormant ia the blood through
through th
inter to break out and torment tho
sufferer with th return of Spring. The best
treatment lor all akin diseasea is S. S. S.
II tiutiaiuebf ttia acuis arid removes ttie
liumors so that the skin instead of Ix-in;
irritated and diseased, is nourished by a
upply of fresh, healthy blood. F.xtcrnal
applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc.,
while they aoothe the itching; caused by
kin affections, can never cure the trouble)
SAVE THE CARTON TOPS
4 HeBdkll WlsftpfJatM frtM
"20 Mule Team Borax"
Pitafrt Mat MtftMiifjat thia. tor
VALUABLE PREMIUMS FREE
e a Ulaatraue aatalaraa af leee erwalae (ta
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The Beat Fruit Trae and Benr Plant
Catalu ia the Nurtbaaat
J. J. BUTZER
192 Front St., Portland. Oregon
rerry'a aearl
are ilia
beat known and
tha iniMUrollablesaieilH iravn,
Kvary ,aokasebae balilnd II the reputation
of a houaa whnee business ala&darue are Ui
hlboal In tbe trade.
r.rrj-a ISO Baa iaa.al will ha aiallarl Vltraj
to all aivltoiita. It roiiiauia oolurail piaiM. aiMiiy
anaraTinca.aa.1 mil rtaaoripliuna. prxiaaauil HrM UtM
fnr alaalina ovar lau rarira of Viwialila ea4
riearMila. lovaluaUa la all. Sead fof 11.
D. M. faY av OO., Detroit, Mich
THE MEN WHO KNOW
THE SUPERIOR
QUALITIES OF.
vOvvrs
SLICKERS. SWTS
AND HATS
ore th men who hov
put them to the hard'
cot tet$ in th rough
est weather.
Get the original
Towers Fish Brand
made since 1636
frAio rrr ro rite asm
4 TOWfO CO SOirOM u a a
PNU
No. 13-os
WHEN wrltlna; to aolvertlears pleaee
maatloa tble paper.
Look
Sio.
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wwnwr
Bs EaualTed Al hi Price
ampi on hollom. Take Sf anh.tll.it.
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IH PORTLAND
DOING WORK FOR
THE BEST PEOPLE
evrr,w:ll rbw ynt fr-r4 prnpr ar4 thnro'.fhlw.
whit font lonha ar imprtrr4 ttrfon) iff t pt nm.
A B'llr toorfe that fa nt.w utrfifta ran be fi -1 ant)
rrownrd aa that il ia Mfrd fof probahl a lit rr.
Ta aarra tha bfrt rraaulta yea aiaat mtutt tba
Bi(bcat grat ef tk U.
iiminatira ft' ant Invltr. Whtfi Jrrfl ym
caa baa 1 . I. M lm at atf artonai acrr rr.
Our forca la ao orfantwd that wa can do
your antira Crown. UrnJaa and Plata Wora
ia a day af nacaaaary.
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