Thousands Are Sick With tha grip, enhts, fevers, rheumatism, neuralgia. Many mlifbt b well tf itx-jr bad only taken Hood's Saraapsrltla, th great biuud purifier and ncaltb-rtgulatliig medi cine. It is a woiiik-rful preventlv as well aa cure, Keep It In your bouse and tax It. Never Without hood's-"! bare tatrn H-Mi r.aii.a 7--r ttnliir end r.. ..njuii, i it uj utiirra for 1 1 at . uiiipiaint. it I an evrlleM irie.lif-tna ami I keep it o hand." A. h. iiuTM. Adaiua Centra. N V. Kidney Trouble)-"! bad si.lner tnM Ma. A frwn.J r-'ii,iilfr..ied H"l'a aratarltla. I tried um brtr: an.l finicl I l,ruer, UMa llir- nmreaad ree.n-rr. 'I " HhNJ. Lvla.t ilia- mrtwt. UuaUio. Maaa. 4 Jnundfca - "I hrl a -re e- ef Zi'ni iTi?.; iimiCH::-iaarV.. aii't whi-n J ha.1 UKhii tlirr Mttir'a waa up an I un inr ri J.trn Llwia, IV Alf " Mwl, buto. Maaa. Hood'i Saraaparllla li .rld Ttr7bere. In the otual liquid, or In tablet form called Saraatab. lnO Oiae On Dollar. Pre pared only by C. I. Ucxnl Co., Lowell, Maaa, Maarallae Hralalllr. fra. Jnnncr Kn.lito had bn eon (I'lli-d to alanion a eutemilatiN trip up th Nile, in ronao.irnce of the rtnaai'ial vrxnsmry, and waa -inc wdtljr. "t 'roa-oilile li-ara," coiunjented bar un feeling liunt.anJ. The French goiernment haa adopted a Biffliod of treating macadamized road with bot coal lar thinned with about 10 per cent of oil. The coat la aaid to work out at a to'i t elit trutba of a cent a t'luar ard. Korea la prulaMy mora reaponaire to miaaiunary etfort thnn any oriental coun try. A M"th.xli.t miaiionury w rite : '"It ia my hon.nt (onvi.tiiin that had we (lie proier miNNionary f.r. e Kon-a would be a t'Lnatiaa batioa in live or tea jara." Hed aeema to be the moat popular of national colore, if flaea may be ueJ aa criterion. Of the twenty-fie lead- in national Maui nineteen hare red in them. No other color i o much uaed. Ezperlinent made by flernjan acient wt how that butler keep bet when preaerved with from 3 to 5 per cent of aalt. If the proportion of an It la birher lliao that tba reau.'ta art laa aatiafac lory. Ukal It I Kor. Wlfe Mitat you go to the club to night, deur? Iliialmiid It iHti't ahaolutelT neeca aary, but I neeil the reat. Life. ereaaltr 'e Aetloa. Nan I waa aatonifthed to learn that I.il Ililliwink bad son and married that rvritiiiina boy. Why. alie'a a good ten j.iiri older than be la. I'an I know it, but it had narrowed down to a choice between him and bia (aiher, and ahe bad to decide quick. tide l.lajai mm Mylaielncr r.oraaa, tb aon of Aatra-ua and Aurora, kad atarted out to aee the world. "Here'a where I blow myaelf," h aald, taking th air line rout for tb aouth. l idding no trouble In ralaing th wind, he haa been blowing bimaelf ertr aluc. Chicago Tribune. Tb Queen of Italy offered an Interna tional cup to be preaeuted to the firat aeronaut who aucceed in croaaing tb Alp by bnlliMin. HOWARD E. BrRTO. aaaayar ar1 ChrmlM. lMulvlUe, i-'ulnrNUik hpe. ituaa prl.eat t.ol.l, Hllr. Is ao. f I : " -I, H11r,? : l.M, ; 7.1 of iopiMr.Vl. I vsni.lo t'a. Vi.illn nvt..je- an4 lull pru II at wnt ua ai.'ii'tln. tool ro and t'ni n,n.wnrK inik-llwL !.!( wucat 4 arbuaei m Lone. iank. llliwilgianwii 73 BY ii ii 6 mm aT.l.irirJatdnia I Walla. Tw MP. 1 liree Hlep, jJV' ete. Iiaaee eemiiteteiv taarat aai raaraatee to luar leNaon trf al W lllont l altlN- Hnk airff.. I'ort.n.l llrttfio J MULElEAM BORAX In the Laundry, Kl'cheA, ToUet and Nuraerv ta a Clearuer and Punlier. All .Imlera Hiiofclel. Htnil in.l Parlor Card Uam "W HIZ" kto. l-iflu ( oaal Bor.I to. IMk a. C .1. I rrr'i fM hi 1 1 if tt-fi kv rnm unit Ksrrv pMi .HkiH tinai ltiifnt it the reputation ' t hii-.t win- hnttiuena tndra turn Ui littfhi-M In 1Mb irtiitt. ti ail aMl,-ftittr II ra-tiiAtiii it)ime. .: nt.in9 niatf aki..t run .!".. ;' t un. t nni l r it a t .e,l t naf t wr I Aai T1. tf awB., flo-i lnva4.nla U ll. Hand i M4 I -J 0. M. f ia'e. CO., Detroit, Miofi. Stccl-Clad Grubber liaiplea, Siroeia, Cut 4 llaaalrd CiraKber lad. .11 pall MOKB i.J LARtiEK STIMTS mun LESS ErE.S8 JOHN S. BEALL, Ma til llaotkora A.eaae 9 Torllaa.!, t)rewua 1HE MEN hHO KNOW THE SUPERIOR . , . QUALITIES OF WMkr fl ciirwrnc cirrrc Mr AND HATS 0r tS men who Kav put thern to the hard est tests in th rouaS- ,i - Get tb oriqiriol Tower Fish Brand mode since 1636 tATtic rwft ro rut sxi j -o,a ro a.-a v s r. n. u. No. 7-Ct 'H" writln ta trtlar pi Ma II aaaailaa thl pa ear. WOIJT A3 FA.KMEE3. teere.e -r Seaae ' Take, llalea la ta eeaaaeet. In the great rannllan northwest, where the cmtwblle lldernea I sv Ing with golden gnilu nd town n springing up overnight, md few worn er. have gone ' " ""lr f"rtune, alone, says the New Vork Tribune. A homestead grant of sere ! free ami any "bead of family." wan or woman, may Beirut It ui"n application t. the Canadian government. I'sually. . ri,e ain.ll.-ant la a man, but J n..n!l woman eeaava to make I 0,'r "inu"' vu iu" "-hK' "" Oinei-utliie aid. Mine Marie (illroy of Saskatchewan la oue of the nnutt fainou woman et tlera of the Wwt Wie put h lat alii II I nit Into a t.rairle farm and Ient aevrn reara In a hand to-hand tulde with fortune, alttlng on her own bind er, cutting her own grain, handllnj the .ow In the furrow and doing atabie durr. In l'.Ml her holding exciteu in admiration of a young Knflj'hwan and MIh (illroy waa Imlucwl to bund over liN-k, tl.K'k and burn I to him for the round ailin of $lS.ma. lo-diiy Mlea (,ll ry Is touring Kuroi on the inxfl of her original f'.W. Mr. M.-tJIIrray. who mme to tlie Ca nadian Wet twenty jear ago with alx amull children, la another prominent woman fnrtner of Saskatchewan. Ite gliuiliig almost pennilifia, her 1X) acrea of homestead have now grown to an acre estate, and her children are ettlol arouud her in comfort and af fluent. Snl. mie Wertman came with her hus band and little family from HumIs and sMin she, too, was n widow. She st III kept on "trying to earn bread." as ahe auya, and sixteen yen rs after her abso lutely pennlleaa start she at a mis as one of the suivesxful land owners of Sas katchewan. . .Mrs. Kerrls Is known as the "wom an fanner" of the I'ortuge plains. Left with a family of yuirng children, she has managed her farm moat sucoesa fully lilt- the death of herhuband. She conic from Itelfnst, Ireland, and when she arrived In Weatern Canada with her husband thirty-two years Rfo they had no capital at all. She now has an estate of 7i0 acrea and her two sons are settled near at hand, each the in ner of a section and a half of land alx nit ."mi acrea. Mrs. (irunt has a lienutiful farm on the batik of the Canadian Klllarney, In Southern Manitoba. Three years ago she went there from Scotland with her son, a young man juat out of col lege, and her daughter. A year ago, Juat as they were preparing for spring seeding, the aon w-aa stricken down with appendicitis, and In twenty-four hours was dead. Filled wltn hatred for the place, she derided to leave it, but the morning after her daughfer called to her, "Mother, mine here quick !' She looked and saw that men, teams and Dlowa nuletly and without a word of explanation were beginning work on the farm. The neighlairs had decided to put In the season's crop for the two be reaved women. They actuully plowed, burrowed. eeelel and reaped the entire crop. After that Mrs. (.rant talked no more of going 'home." Her farm by the shores of the Cauadlan Klllnniey was home to her. Many women teachers, too, are found on the Canadian prairies, but they never remain long lu the schools, tliouuli they do not leave the prairies. A Mil nf Mraterr. Tln-re Is au uuforgetnlile story of a gallant deed In a recent volume, "Sir Thomas Lawrence's Letter ltag." There wus a supreme moment during the llattle of Waterloo when the iMike of Wellington was left absolutely alone, every aide do-cnnip having gone his way, each with his message. At this moment a stranger rsle up to the duke. "Can I I of any use, sir?" he asked. The duke I.M.ked at hltn an Instant, then unhesitatingly answered: "Yes. take this pencil note to the commanding oIH.it." minting to a regi ment In the thick of the battle. The stranger tisik the note and gal lostl away with It. lie delivered It, but what bnpBfiicd to blui no man know s. The duke always declared thnt to be one of the most gallant il.-e.ls that had ever come under his notice. It was done without pr.iMi-t of acknowledge ment or reward, and neither attended its acisinipHsliinciit, old I lane Mousing. An act of the time of (Jin-en Kliza teth ordained that vagrant were to be Htrlp-d from the middle upward and whipis'd till the body la bloody." Four j.en.'e each was the mugnlzed charge made by the "whipniau" for every male and female vagrant who passed through his bands, tint on s-cjal occasions tli.s sum whs e.t'e.bsl. Says the constable's account of (Ireat Mtaughton. Huntinz doiishire: "May, Paid In charge taking up a d stracted woman, wat. Q Ing her and wlilpping her next day, 8 shillings ii ieiice." After whipping (.v ple a-ord ng to the statute tlie author ities sometimes gave them a letter rec oiniiiend iig I'oiistal'les and others "to lie as char table ns the law wruiit." The Ml ad's Ke. It will prohably be n" to most peo ple to bear that ruduneutary trace of a third eye exist anion; a.l verte brate, including an, n. In the biimau r.i.v the th.rd eye forms part of th 1 neal gland, a ama!! mass alsmt the a ze .f a svi In almost the very i'iir of tlie bra n. I'o-il.ly. therefore, there was Here n tn.it trii'n in t.ie well k.u.wu rx.res,in. "the m.nd'i eye," Cull i;a i-r ginator dreaimsj of. Xakea lllea W all. 'Jimmy got a great scheme to get out o' a. : ! l on til.-e day,' "How doe he work It?" lie goes out an' washes hi fa.e. an' the teacher think he's III an' sends hiia home." rh'.'adelj h a Incjtjirer. a the Parlor. Hi word of lot delight her, Shea anch a lorely I a a. Ha make her life much brighter By turning down tb gas, Miilaaelphia I'r.si. Fathers who think th.r bare tha brlghteat child In the world ihouW keep Lb thought to tbeaueivea. TIIX JAM 0F KAWASAOAK. ri....l fii rroaa Wlk Tareae. To see gorgeous display tvra moiilal rite at their beat uu. muat visit the Orient, where ah-.wlueaa make r tl. ular MI to the eastern teiniier aine.it.. There traditions are held Id an esteem acanvly realized In the west and have great lmirtance attached to th.iu. To deiwrt In any parth-ular from one of them la an augury of evlL Thla circumspect attention to uilnu- teat detalla and traditions waa seen in the roeut Installation of the new Jam. Qf Xam.n9ir9r( Irln- Kanjlt- alnhjl. Tl.e Jam la n.t very power. ful monarch when the reeounva of bl miniature kingdom are considered, but be La rich lu golden throne and the other gauily apandagea of royalty. Trior to th Installation the Jam, ac cording to ancient custom, participated 1 1 ft .3 TtJL "Fk a. aa t $1 -? ; ie 'it'.-.. Till JAM Of HAWA.ilAUAa. In a religious rite. Preaaed In a red rot, which waa burned Immediately afterward, he held a eocoanut In his hand during the reading of the shas traa, or sacred txajk of the Hindoos. What would happen if the red robe were not burned, or If he held an or ange Instead of a eocoanut In tils hands, the weatern luln.l cannot fathom, but very likely the gxla would be offend"! and disasters would come to him and his people. The Jam drove In a silver carriage, surrounded by a bright reti nue, from his pula.v to the pulni'e of Installation, panning under a unlipitt arch, fashioned after two elephants with trunks extendisl upward and Join ed. The throne uihui which he sat should nave ninde him proud or bis hereditary privilege as a ruler. It was of solid gold, with a canopy of gold embroidery and with gold emhroi.leml enrpet covering a generous expanse of floor. Here with his courtiers around him the Jam was officially Invested w ith the right to use or abuse his t. pie at will, after which he returned In state to his palace. The new Jam Is a young man of lili eral education, which he a.-ipilnsl at Trinity College. Kngland. While In Knglnnd he Iws-nme nn exsrt cricketer and for four yivirs was tlie champion batsman of the country. Much of his time Is still devoted to the game which he has Introdn.-ed Into his kingdom. SECRETS OF SAVAGES. Some Thins Thai llalk the lair allr f Milliard Vaa. The bend was no bigger thau an or ange, the black. Iieardo.l head. pcrf'Vt- ly proocpiil. of n man of forty or so, "Tlie Pyaks alone.' 'a.nd the ethnolo gist, "have the necret of taking an adult human head and reducing It. like this, to less than half its si7.e. Their hoiixcs nre ornamented profusely wirh these r.slii.s.d heads of etiemles slain in battle. No one knows how the re duction la n.i-oriiplUhec!. It Is a mar velous secret that the Iiynks ref ; ie to give up, "Savages, degraded Ma they are be side us, iisses a iiunils r of marvelous aim iiniaiiiomal.le sts-reN. ine is the making of lire by the ruKl.ing of dry twigs, only a snvnge can do that. "Another is the eoiitni. tlon of fl,.h skin suits. The native, of the S.lsTl.in .--..ist make suit of ti,i.-kln that are softer, tln. r and far more n ntcrr..f (tan any fabric known to us. What could U' s, wntcrj. r.N.f M fih-k i n ? "A third is the w, r-t of arrested life. Tliere are ala.riginea in India who can die teii.ia.rnrily. can ),e buried a w-ceW or more and on lazing jilir ."ine to life again. "live t.st blanket., tlm ,et basket, the last cati.su and the .t ,v,.s all made ,v savag.-s." . (irl.-nrn Tinn s PetlKHT.1t. Hlual llr. l),igM IT. iMlgi.i. of Keith, h , an hoiH.rary nieniUT of the waa nmdp A1T devil .-xieiy in i, n.ld ii bluntne-s. A talkative reputation f,,r man went to mm one nay nn.i sa d to hltn: "Is-tor what la tlie nnifer with my tongue?" "Just nissim' a r at," r.-iei, short ly. On another day a sitient went to him and complained ; have a deal to suffer with my ry.-. doctor." wh,.re nin he sner.sl : "Hetter suffer w:h them than w ithouf." Small Healer. "Pld you ever sell your vote?" asked the Impertinent friend. "Never." answered Senator Sorgm "A single vote Is of no eonseo,,M,riot' these day. "Yotrve got to contract to deliver them la bunchea." Waahloirton Star. w . . M aeSBjW sa. 7 J .- vW 1 'mmi:mtA 14 S M Jar of ghing Hammer blows, sreadily p plicd, break the hardest rock. Coughing, day after day, Jars and tears the throat and lungs until the healthy tissues give ....... a ... - . ... DMaeal stops the coughing, D(1 hcls the torn membrines- I alwaya kae ,.,., rf"T raeaoral la th houM. II "i ,..1.f wl.au.eer ana ( haaa eo,.il,rof k.ra ' " a.ed u to, ,Miaoknuw an ahoni iir.au Mast oaaaiaaa, hur. ft. I. L4; bj c a. t C . ..M ' tt(5o?4EILLL riLLi. J VMOfc ijers Ulllouaneaa. r nn..,...tion retard re' covery. Cure thh wifi Ayr' Pills. It l.aailaa C'ect. "Rilliwg, did yu "r convert any body to your way of Uioking by your street corner oratory?" "I know of one. anyhow, and it mad a changed nian of him." "What i he doing doJ "He in the insane ylutn. Ituggle in the insane a.iim. A glimpse of the truth wa too much for bis uioderniied intellect." Raekf. Tenderfoot I hear jou hava atarted p a new quarti mill. ll"w ar you do ing with it? Mm Owner Tinriwlr, thank you. "Mr. Spoooaniore. don't you think a kiaa LI'S aecou.la in dura 'ion ia a great deal too long to be um-ulile?" "Well, that dependi entirely on the er desirability of the kiasee." PILES ClIRfO IN f TO 14 DAYS. PAtO OINTMKNT I. .ii inleed to eure any raa ofltehin, Bhn'l. .liM(r Protruding "ilea lu a lo 14 da, i or miutf rt-iunuea. aoa. TraleliC. "tt'hj. Nettle." asld her mother, "whut In the world tre you pounding your doll with your father'a allpper for?- "necause she refuies to obey me. mamma," replied the little miss. Tm not going to have the neighbors saying that I spared the iilpir and iol!ed my child." Tkata II ear Frleada. Nan I could wear i small a iho as you do if I wanted to. Fan Yea, dear if you waatd to taka fhloroform. Probable Osteoma. Chronic Kicker What do yon uproa would happen to your boasted fleet if it aflnuld get into a ml battle? I'hleginatlc Citiin O, I auppoae we'd get licked aanie ai ve'va always been. israina. Any Hidden Vwl oi rwiat which may throw a memtr nt of its normal po sition is likely to fame a sprain, which is really a tudilen and more or less ser ious wrench or twlat of a ligament or of the limn -lea controlling the liga ments. L'ao hot wntr for bathing the nrain; dir the lilt face and apply St. Jacobs Oil as (or tofenew and stiffness. Hate! tout The new ten-dollar Id piice haa arrived. And we got one Id our clutches by a squeeze ; Ilavt you noticed that the breeches on the turkey on th coin Ar considerably baggy at the knees? Houston l'ost. Rrdarttoa. The old nng wu Josglng up the bin with the elora. "Yes," said the old nag, "It ta rather tough pulling then up to the parson age, but it will be aiier coming back." "How so?" queried the friendly goose at the roadside. "Why, can't yon see that after leav ing tb parsonngi two will be luada one?" Chicago Niwt, rWiThn? We offer nn HandH Hollar Reward forany cae .,! i .,rrh tint ruoot be cured by Ha i Laiarrb I un F J CHF.NKY A ro,, Toledo, 0 We, the unter.inel. bav. kn.iwn F J. CI.eney tor ih.' la-t l.r. .rar. and t-eileve him Irt.-. tl. h'neirab.p Iral lulvnea tranactiona anl flnanr.a.iv al.. t. carry uul any obliga tion made br h:- r.-m w ALHI , RINNAN A MARVIV, h..lf.ai Priigglata, loledo.O na'l'i Catarrah i mi h .ken inierna It, act In .Hr" tlT uKn tha biisxl n l murou'a anr-la.-a nt th ,it?n leal monlali aent free. Pr'e M ram. tr Untie Sold t'T all lirugcat. Take lia.i i Faiol.r fill lor Loaatlpatiuu. Hla Pera..aal View at H. Admiring ( on, titnent Senator, you kr your own opinion of this currency queation. haven't jou? Suitor Ijtamun Ve. sir. and I sup pose I bar answered It hundred of time, it', nobody't bume how a man gets hi eurrenry. Austrian m n are provided with re 'ie chaiiiber at coo? anient locations un i ground. ThT r eimpped with food and convenience, fr nimei la itw of accident. ncTs Vru(vv1i p"onp uio system pjjcctu ally, nvsists ono uiovnwtnin Kalitual constipation Pormnncntly.ToMits ocncjicial effects buy the Oonu.nO' flanuUtured1 th California BoSyhupCo. The Cou Syrup fngs I rntst EvrsTs is dixib. The first newspaper In Maryland, tha Gazette, waa Issued In 17'.'7 at Aunapo lis, by William I'arka. The first newspaper In North Caro lina w as atarted at New hern by Jinai Purl in 1711). The first patent for tin roof on hmiaee waa Isnued Kept. 10, SM. to K. 8. Til den, of LyiH-hburg, Va. The first atent for a garment-cutting machine m Issued June Id, lsJl, to Allen Ward, of Hunurllle, Ala. The first patent for an odometer, a device to measure dlMtan.e. waa laued Nor. "O, 1S1H, to James Clark, of fow hatan County, Va. The flrat aucceaafully exploited mow ing machine waa that of l ynt II. Mo I'oruilck, of Kis-k bridge County, Va., Uaued June 21, 1H34. Mtaiilaslppl was the flrat State In the I'ulon to agitate abolishing Imprison ment for debt and led the movement In the great reform. Imprisonment for debt waa abolished In that State Jan. 23. lfC. The Savannah, the first steamship to cross the Atlantic, was owned In and started from Savannah, (in. It was MO feet long and SSO totis burden. Thl waa twenty five days In the month of May, 1S13, In reaching I.lverixd. The first railroad built In Kentucky and the first completed west of the Allegbenies was the Islington & Ohio. It waa begun in October, KM, at the Lexington end, and completed to frank fort In Peeeniber. isa5. It waa laid that distance with flat rails fuatened to atone sleeper. In it! 11 the Jamestown settlement had thirty acre of corn under cultiva tion. Ten years later the Masaachu- elta colony had twenty acres. This waa the beginning of the field cultiva tion of corn In thla country. Now It I our most universal crop, one which In lHlkl reached the enormous figures of 2,700.000,000 bushels, valued at 11,100,- 000,000. CONDENSED KNOWLEDGE. The Thanicn freeiea over on an av erage of three times In a centurv. All the blood In the laxly pas.aea through the heart In thirty-two beats. The traffic of the waterways of thla country Is about oue-lmlf that of the railroads. Foreign exports and Imports equal only 5 er cent of the interstate trude of this country. The dew falling In Kngland In the m course of a year la aald to be eipial to 9 Inches of rain. The I'nlted States exports annually 21,fKX),(io tona of merchandise, valued approximately at tl.Titf.OUO.OtiO. The NiHwiblllty of one person's finger tip tx-ltig Identical with that of another la one chance In 04.(MKi.(SMi,i.ai. r.urope has four active volcanoes, Asia fifteen, America flfty-ali and the Asiatic Islands no fewer than 110. Following the course of the Panuhe from source to mouth, one would en counter uo less than fifty two langu ages. Haulage by teams over roads costs 2." cents ht ton per mile; by railroad. 7 2-10; by canal. 2 1-10. aud by lakes less than a mill. The traffic tonnage of the Iietrolt river la greater thnn that at any other point in the worl.ft All the freight of the great lakes passes through this stream. It Is estimated that with proper ca nal facilities cotinis'titig navigable in land streams this country could save two-thirds of the money now Hjieut for transiiortatlou. The three turbines of the I.usltnpla contain nearly 8.i,(hi blades. These blades are secured by the rotor," and the wwer Is generated by the Jeta of steafn striking tlicm. PROVERBS AND PHRASES. IVad men do not bite. Plutarch. Force can never destroy right. Rer ryer. Kat the present and break the dish. Arabian. It Is wrong to sorrow without cens ing. I loiner. Poor without debt Is better than a Prince. Turkish. The pot boils best on your own hearth. 1 anlsh. 'Tis sweet to play the fool In time and place. Homer. He la the most iiccrfti who bor erns hlmaelf. Seneca. IK not make unjust gains; the; are eijual to a lose. HesiiMl. The wore the parage the more wel come the jiort. Krench. It Is proper to leave modety rather than gold to children. I'lnto. A man's folly Is hla worat foe and his discretion his best friend. I.atln. (.real Men's Iteeeeaf Inai, Very I. envy are the burdens of me of the hi.-h olll.-ca III Croat llrltaln and leaders have been driven to curious methods to prevent breakdown. When Itohert I.owe was ihanTllor of the ex chetjuer he laid down nimty fet of iiMphnlt and got himself a pair of roller ak.ites. That was bis niotlHsl of mas tering a liver and the fatigues of oTW. I'.nrl Spencer, when In Ireland, during the darkest days i,f blaol!h-'. found rid ing f.it and fsr the one thing to re lieve bis aplrits of gha.ni. -,laNtone cut don tbe trees ami translated tb cl.iasin: Ix'td ItandulpU (.'hurcLlil went racing. The Raf (iaeaaed Rlaht. They were getting a kindergarten lcsv.n. The teacher taught them very simple subjects. She touched a table. "What Is this?" "Wood." "What Is this?" aha asked as she touched the fender. "Iron." "What la thlsr Indicating a bottle. "Glass." "What is thlaT" nd she touched her watch rbaln, "Brass," said one small boy. snd sha changed subject Spokesmaa-Ra. v4ar 1 SKIN DISEASES HUMORS IN THE BLOOD When thellooj ia pure, Iresh an J healthy, the tkitl will Ic s.ft, etnootb and free from Llcmishes, but when some act J humor take root ia the circu lation its presence U manifested by a skin eruption cr disear.e. These humors get lata the blood, generally because ci an inactive cr sluggish condition of the mera?ers if the bojy whose duty it ii t collect and carry off the wa.ite and rvfu'.e matter if the system. This unhealthy matter is h it to sour and ferment and soon the circulation becomes charged with the acid poison. The blood begins to throw c3 the humors and acids through tha pores and glands cf the akin, producing Tczema, Acne, Tetter, Tsorlasis, Salt Kheutn and skin eruptions cf various kinds. Eczema appears, usually with a alight redness of the akin Dual at aUiay uid Uiua ui-a aud Ivfuim It crUsi, iuid tlie Kchiuic' ia iiilcus. It is generally on the back, breast, face, arrns and legs, though other parts of the body ciav be aJfected. In Tetter tlie skin dries, cracks and bleeds; the acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, which are intended to keep it soft and pliant, causing a dry, feverish condition and giving it a hard, leathery appearance. Acne makes its appearance on the lace in tha form of pimples and black heads, while- I suffered with F'-esma ftr forty n i . t. i a raara and could flaJ t-otuioa; Tsonasis comes in scaly patches on difler cure ma yntu I triaa 8. s. 8. I ent parts cf the body One cf the worst uflarad iatananly wlt: tl.a itch- . , , . . , i. c i tu in and burning; pustules would "onr.S cf Skin trouble ii Salt Rheum; form from which tii.ra How.i a its favorite point cf attack is the scalp, sticky fliudlcrusls waul 1 coma cn r- tit r i tha akia aud whaa acratchad otf sometimes causing baldness, roison Oalc thaskta was !ft aa raw as a place and Ivy are al ;o disagrecalle type cf skin of beef. J suffered as-ony la the ri i i .i ions- raara I was afeictad, but disease. The humor producing the trouhla wbaaluaad S. 8.8. 1 found a par- lies dormant in the blood through th tect car. Tbar litt ntvtr baaa , , any ratun tti tha trnukli C. H. 1. VAJf S, Stock man, Ifeb. PURELY VEGETABE 11 a.ll because they do not reach the blood. S. S. S. goes down i nto the circulation! and forces out every particle of foreign matter and restores the blood to its normal, pure condition, thereby permanently curing every form cf skin affection. Book on Skin Diseases and any medical advice desired seat fresj to all who write. S. S. S. is for sale at all first class drug stores. THE SWT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm. Aa Overala;af. "I want to pay this bill.- he said at the hotel bar, "but I think you have made a alight error here In my favor. I've been reading over the extras, and I cannot find that you have charged anything for telling me you thought II ttihfLit ruin." lie rtailced. "So Borroughs owes you money. Well. I think he'll pay you bnck some day. but you cau't make him hurry." "Ooirt you believe It. The . mere sight of me walking along the street haa made hltn hurry several times lately." Philadelphia Press. Mast IHreet Hour. "How did your husband get nut of the building after he had located the gas leak?" asked the reporter. "As nearly as ha could remember it afterward," said the woman, "be. went out through the roof." Reeocalsed Ills Fatllac. Woman of the House A big, strong fellow like you ought to be willing to work and earn his own living. Languid Launcelot That's wot alia me, ma'am. Me muscles ia all right, but m will power ia all gone. Nana Had i:aeaped flee. "Profeaaor," said Mrs. ;aaell to th distinguished, musician who bad been en gaged at a high price to entertain net gumta, "what was that lovely selectloo you played Juat now?" j "That, madam." he answered, glaring at her, was so improvisation. "Ah, yes, I remember now. I knew It was an old favorite, but I couldn't think of tb name of it, to save me." Short-Slajaled. "Why don't you fanners dv some thing to improve your roads?" "What for?" asked the old settler. "It would Improve the value of your farms." "Yes; and the more value we get up, the more taxes we might have to pay. Washington Star. A Kara ( oiaplalal. "Isn't It strange,"'asks the first mnn, that so many men, after years of ruth less commercial practices, piracies one might almoat say, after they have climbed to the very pinnacle of suc cess, should have softening of the brain?" "It would be stranger yet. Infinitely stranger," replied the man with the corrugated brow, "If any of them ever bad softening of the heart." Tuck. Snllrltada. Tyrns." hastily etclauned Mrs. Jymes, you ought to be careful .how you let I'ido eat out of your hand "Why, there tan t a bit of danger" aaid Mr. J vines. "He wouldn't barm a fly." "O. I know there"s no danger to you,'.' Impatiently rejoined bis wife. "1 was thinking of Kido." Envelopes were first uaed In 1S."5!). Pe for that titn one simply folded one's letter together and fixed it with scaling wax. 1 1 1 1 I C I B 1 5 S 3 1 1 5 STIFF, YES? WET AND DAMPCAUSC COLD IN THE JOINTS ST JACOBS TAKES OUT THE PAIN AT ONCE, REMOVES THE STIFF NESS. PREVENTS ITS RETURN. TOO. FINE FOR BRUISES, SPRAINS AND SOREN ESS. Price JSC and $oc yill21Kll1illl22yiilllmMll22Zl ' . v ii n v i A h n v ii y i v ii i jT 11 sat ajat a orvM aaiaii a, aajrar nras-aa axta? mmHm ' H.so, mi.od aa ta.sdi thm any Bthmf MaaaialiiMr an mrmrlti, Bmomtmrn Ihmr AWaf fsaffi mmmmm. tit bmttm, awe faaa, aaf f earafwiAaw auajr He- tP ara mt mrm m a ' ' a W. L Doir'tt t4 ind f 5 631 lia Shsei Cmsirt JT" . Tl0"- W-U tVaa'aa aa aa ra followed br pnstules from which thera iiikct i j iiiraK cm unci lunurni sufferer with the return of Spring. The best treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S. It neutralizes the acids and removes tlie humors so that the skin instead cf being irritated and diseased, is nourished by a Supply cf fiesh, licillhy blood. Kxtcrnal applications cf salves, washes, lotions, etc., while they soothe the itching' caused by skin affections, can never cure the trouble) Ills Falllnar. "What an eiasieratiiig old ua Hewll (us ia in th matter of borrowing money '." "Why, I thought he was well fixed, t didn't supnuaa be ever had occaaion to borrow any." "(Jreat Scott ! lie nWan't. What I mean is that it's exasperating to get turn d down every time you try to borrow ftom hiin." Wayside I oiaaiaalaia. . Wareham Long Wot started tb harj times, anyway? Tuffold Knutt We did, ye ole fooL We wus tuflVrin' with 'em long 'for any body else caught 'em. Onlr One "BROMO QUININE." That la I.AX ATiVK HKOMO yflM.NK. I.noa for the alirnatiire of K. W. I.IMVK I ie'1 tj,a World over lolurtt Culd in Oaa Day. 2bc. Kelaaborl? t'aedlallly. Mrs. Gadder (rit-ing to depart) Well, you muat come and call on ni sum day. lt'a your turn now. Mra. t'hillii-on-Kearney Yes; I think It has been my turn for the last five or six times, haan't it? Chicago Tribune. Iterlln authorities have passed a law putting a tax on cats, and now when on of them is found without the metal tag which shows that the tax has been oaid it Is chloroformed. Vo aera will find Mra. Wlnalow'a S.thlm Syrup the a. ai rtn.lr to tiaa lu ineir caUUra) Suriug tae laatalug pefiinl. Allealloa, otlrr Haraelorst "How is your llaclivlor Girls' Club get ting along?" "It expired by limitation Dec. 31, 1!XY7. You didn't evtiect us to keep it up thl year, did yon 7" Kasllr I adrraliMid. "I love a dim, religious light," sha murmured. "I was brought up lu Pittsburg, too," he aald. f'Tf . Vitna riaara aon all fccrrnna Ptaaaa 1 1 1 w jH-rmanantiy curM br Ir. Kima a uraa rv Heainrer. m'1 ftr KliKk ltrlai b"ltU and Inaiiaa. tr. K. IL kit... Ld.. wl rcli bu. e UUa..l'a. The rebuilding of San J-'rancia"o haa been hamiered greatly by the exorbitant wage schedule. The rales exceed by a dollar per day th maximum seal in New York. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears tha Signature CValda't Take laa Jnh. An Inland graduate came to New York to mek employment. Through friend he received an offer of a place lis shipping clerk to a certain firm. Ia reply he wrof as follows: "I regret that I cannot accept your kind offer of a position shipping clerk, but tha fact la that I am always sb k when on the water." Suii-eta Magazine. I B 1 1 C 8 f C E 1 1 S OIL tHm B Enuilltd At Am Pries ta aamiiad as Iwtam. Taee Wa a.tiSlala. 'itv"'J mm 7! jV.i 5? ,yi iy.ff Wta -aTaTaw .'MS .. 'mMmmZJ .83 BntABiM lovSM- ttf f"-