Catarrh Is a eomtltutloiiaJ dlw-sa orllnatlnf fa Impure bluod nJ requiring conatltutlonaj treatment acting through and purifying" th blood for It radical mud permanent cur. Th (reateat conatltutluiial remedy It Hood'j Sarsaparilla la usual lluuld furm cr la chocolated tablet known a S aratbs. 100doee$l. Ntl and ottwr l ml form of ralarrb Br relieved by Catarrlete, which allay In flammation and deodorize diechar.-e, SOo. Heee ta Werla Dalteahelee. Vbo working a buttouuol la a hurt ninth or on that uulla ami fmr lr aavoa mnrh trouble to work tfce bolo by baitliiK thread, then stlub tug- dose ta thla on tbt machine, put ting In two row Just the length th buttonhole to t'ut with a aharp penknife between these line and work tlowlr In the ordinary way over tba machine stitching- Thla buttonbol will keep Ita shape am! remain Intact a lone a the cloth holds together. Mora A baa I It. (Concerning tba (air maid of Nantaa- wke Dut the marked egf Id the be ket, a eorreapondeut tell tba reat of tha atory.) A young man In old Narraifanaett, On finding the fj, aa.d : "I chanro It' Hut decided quick not to, Fer the rjj, whra It ot to Old 'Oaaaett, bad eddied in traaelt. UIBTeraat Melkeda. Sonne men break Into a bank Ily violence and with slaughter And lomi men dad an eaitier way liy wedding a banker'a daughter. Ilia Idea, at II. II ore the locomotive fireman apokt op. "It makea me tired," ba aald, "to bear the bound talk about klllio' off tha amok nuisance by Intelligent firlnV If I waa runnio' thing I'd do a littl Intelligent firin' m.Ticlf. You can bet your lift oa thet. I'd fir torn of tba boaaea." (lOO'OOO'OCIt pOAD lanotn qj JdM 'jjj jo Uiu oog'( Huusq 'iud moj ii uvusf jo uuHwii pvojii qi ao)a j)diluioj o jjoji q) a Rea.oaalile Kaoaah. "I'm told," an lil the rector, sternly, "llmt yog piny golf on the Sabhath," "Yes," replied Mia Pert, "but I only use the lulis tliHt I won at our churca fair." Philadelphia Press. Nat la Stock. Customer (at bookstore) I'd Ilk to get a chenp ed.tion of Shakapeare' play. .New Sulcaman (after an eitended search) Sorry, ir, but w hain't got nothing but hie work. One lCieeptloa. Ton oau't get a money order fot niora than 110O, cao you?" aakad Grlu tier. "Don't you bellev It," rtplled Batch eller Hull. "I got on tha other day for $2M." "Through the poafofriceT" "Sure. It waa from my wife. Sht aid : 'Send in at ooiV " rhlla dvlphla Press. R.icon I ace It la aald that a man la regarded a of greatest value to hla country at the age of 24. Kgliert And yet that Is about tha time of bis .'If that be goea about with hank of some glrl'a hair In hla watch case. Yonkers Statesman. A Hoof liaarillaa. The new Singer building In New Terk In now up to Its thirty-sixth lloor and h i only sixteen more floors to add. Of course It Is a little early yet to select an aerial whltcwlng. but It will have to he done pretty soon. The duty of this Itnportsnt official will he to piiNh the clou Is off the roof. Cleveland I'lsin Itealcr. Mica Axle Urease . .. -vi ucips me wagon up the CiU The load arrms lighter Wagon and team wear lunger You make more money, and have more time 13 make money, when wheels axe greased with Mica Axle Grease This longest wearing ami most atUfartory li.hr. rant in the world. STANDARD OIL CO. - HOW A K11 E. m'RTOH -A . r1 Chm.l, lul Vlll t'olorauit. HtHK-im-n prt: itol.L alia... I alllae f... . ,1f I 11 . I ter, l. i'vcintit Ittiif. Mrtlllnf nvlip n4 ftill pnr lint tMHit ua fi'i'ltrt1or, Cnln4 and l'it lr W.irk t'UciVtMtk VUM MliaV 1 milMnmk aNtr M rvrtrrn rrrc and other real tics pun hosed. LOANS made. M. E. NOBLE Commercial HI.m k POR HAND, OREGON TripstoCalifornia OVER 'The Road of a Thous and Wonders" From Portland to Los Angeles Through San Francisco Aa artutie tvok wll lu Vnnllful ee'ored rtcturei hiu te'n he the eouiliern I'AiMflo Cotnpftnv tllntrU Irg an1 iteaorihiae the eitrai-ttoa of lai wontierftil r1 end the ee intre thmuah which It te. It ran t ib taiief br nenJiiig 1 rents to ch. S. Fee, I'Mieaer 1 raffle Menager, rfvm WT, ri.xxl BuiMlne kaa rraueieeo, Cel., or th anJereicee.l W tiea reu gel ree.te te ee Iat remevi bar that you ean laTe iwivthlMiot aar an1 enov a tkreaak trip dieeet to Chl eego wltheal rhmnt: It rat or eeeoad ctaM, bv jarrka(rg roar ticket over the O M. lir, Short Llae. talon raeite and Otiieafa A JfarUiaeelarn. aadreea or apply le any 0. k A X. aieni to teMuoiptat tafnranetiaa. a. a urt, weaaral rMegr Agaal, rat lead, oregaa. Ti,. era forte tiuhllcatlonf In the world tltvotcd to KTanto. Cunaila is now tnukiu wrlous drafts for iwrr ou Nia.'ara Kail. There are Hf.,iip) letters posted with out sildreMk-s lu England every year. Helen.- has cut down the diphtheria n..rtaiitv in a few tears from W to 10 tier cent. The town of Oinort, Sweden, la with out taxes. The neceaeary revenues ara derived from a forest reservation. The average weight of a pair of ele phant tuka la 1W pounda, but a alngle ,i.b i,m iiM.ii known to weigh -'"J pounds. As near aa can be ascertained the unappropriated and uureserved public lutid of thla country amounta to ivi 2a,"()7 acrea. The Austrian salt mine at Wlellorka baa six hundred miles of gnllerlea ami nine thousand miners. It has been worked for six centuries. General (Jrant and P. A. Colllna are timing those Americans who have en joyed the freedom of the city of Dub liu, H disiiiit'tiuu reeu(l tvuferiaU 4i Hlchard Croker. of Tammany Hall fame. Germany's labor famine has become so acute that It baa been found neces sary to Impress peasant glrla Into the rullway service aa platelayera and te ualrera. A garni of them la now hard at work near Ueyersdorf. The District of Columbia baa the greatest uooulatlou a souare mile of any section of this country. The fig ures are slightly more than 3,830. In Alaska there la only one person to ten sipiare in Ilea. Klioue Inland, is aecono to Washington, with 407 persona a square mile. The following letter waa picked up In the streets of Loiigmout the other day, says the San Francisco Call: "My dar- ng Frank I swallowed I lie postage stamp that was on your last letter, be cause I knew that your lips had touch ed It, ami oh, Frank, I felt so happy afterward. 1'ut two stamps on your next letter." Angling In the Hrandywine, near I.enape, (leorge Thoinon, of West Chester, I'a., replenished hia stock of tackle lu a surprising manner. He hooked a huge carp, which weighed twelve pounds, and after a struggle landed It, only to find It waa attached to another line, carrying eight hooks and four sinkers. l'hlladelphla Hec- ord. The lace trade of Nottingham la so active at the present time that It seems to be Impossible to get girls enough for the work. There Is work, for 6,000 more girls. The demand Is In every department, and the labor Is chiefly unskilled, but the girls make from $2.50 to $7.50 a week, because of thla scarcity of labor one firm has beon cmiielled to ojien a branch factory In a netghliorlng city. At the Washoe smelting-works, Ana conda, Mont., over 13,000 ton are han dled dally by thirteen compressed air locomotives, twelve of which weigh thirteen tons each and one twenty-one tons. Kach locomotive carries two stor age tanks for Ita air supply, the air be ing taken from a pressure system of pipe laid conveniently to the tracks, and having stations at which the loco motives stop to get their supply. Engineer. When the Coast Erosion Commis sioners visited Walton on the Nuzo yesterday they were shown a pot north of the pier, and about a mile from the shore, which was formerly a churchyard. A quarter of a century ago the tombstones could lie seen un der water at ebb tide, but since then the sea has further encroached, and even when the tide Is extraordinarily low and the sea clear the old burying ground Is sen rely discernible from the wa level. Ixindon Pally News. In place of fourteen strong arms, pulling seven onrs, with another pair at the steering oar, now a four-cylin der, four-cycle gasoline engine pushes the craft along at ten mllea an hour. A solid elghleen-ilM'b propeller, with a reversing clutch, pniis the thirty-four-foot lioat Two gasoline tanks, one with a capacity of twenty-five, the other with seventy-five gallons of ;b colorless fluid In which Is locked up so much effort, admit, according to I'opfr- lar Jiecnamcs, a rum us or .( niu-s. At a recent sitting the llusnlitu Council of Ministers resolved that 'a second line of rails shall be laid down along the Siberian rullway. The great need of tlie track referred to being doubled was recognized; but, lu view of the many calls now leliig made on the Imperial exchequer. It was deeld.-d thst the projected work for this year shall be carried out only between Achinsk and Irkutsk. The ministry of ways of communication asked for the stun of 7t.V"i. o that the work can be begun, but the Council of Min isters made a grant cf only 425,000. Engineer. HAS THIRTY ACRES OF DAISIES. Farmer riaated Flowert Ipri "Mraae Sead," aat A field of daisies, millions upon mill ions of them daisies that cannot be exterminated anil which are growing thicker and thicker each year this is the property of Ja.vb Hsacy, wboee farm lies five mllea southeast of Kansas City, says the Star. The daisies dime to his farm by evident and they refuse to leave. He has spent money la an effort to kill them, tmt they ding tena ciously to the soil and now he bas abandoned It to them. lUsey la well fcvdo farmer. Hs owns 100 acrea of land In the rlrtnlry of hla borne, and the Marlborough ear line pasaea through bla holdlnga. Ha baa field and timbered land and moa doera with herds grating ttpon them. Blue grass ankle deep on hla grating land, and wild flower grow In abun dance. About eight year ago the graaa M a HUrt" be owned. U a valley by a little stream, aeemcd thin and sparse. Hare spots showed ou the groiinn. "I niUHt sow some se-l down t.iere, l.a aald. "aud bring up more grass." lie placed an order with a llrni in the Fust for seed. It came and when t'M wnsou was right he sowed It over the thirty acre tract. And then he waiteo. The bare spots began showing spivuts. Thev crent from the ground 'ana ex Landed into curious bs.klng weed. They grew Into stems with leave on one side. None resemblea me aj.ruui of the grass blade. As the summer advanced the stems grew Into blossoms little white blos soms wlih yellow center, ine green of the field was hidden by the white of the blossoms. It was Just one great waring mass of flowers daisies. The firm which bad received the order for rr.u aee.l either sent the Dure aeed of the dalsle or grass seed In which the flower seed predominated. Mr. Hasey m.rwed the daisies down. They grew ud again. He turned the meadow into a corn field. The daisies outgrewr the corn. He set boys to work pulling them up by the roots. On the millions and ii, I ill,, n. of flower which grew the work of the boy made no Impression, A year or two ago the public wa Invited to the farm to help Itself to daisies. Hundreds aud hundreds Jump ed at the chance. "Iull them up by the roota, break them off, cbop llieiu doa do auytu.ug von like. " the Instructions were. And so the rlsltor went home with hands, arm aud basketa full buggy londa. House were decorated, churcbea deco rated daisies were planted on grave In the cemeteries and In the flower beda about the borne In Kansaa City, But atlll the daisies multiplied. Aud now, not only have they covered the whole of th thirty acrea, but they have crept across Into neighboring flelda and threaten to overrun them. Mr. Itasey ha given up the Oght. The land I leased to Jtalph Keck of 1416 Charlotte street. Mr. Keck ba Invited th public to th daisy farm, charging 10 cents for the privilege of going In and pick ing all the daisies that can be carried away, be It a handful or a wagon load. The daisies were ready to pull about Memorial day," Mr. Keck, said a short time ago. "I placed a little adrertlae- ment in the Star and between fifty and hundred ersnns have been coming here week days and from 150 to 2iJ ev ery Sunday. They hnve carried away millions of daisies, but the number seems scarcely diminished. All over Kansaa City I have seen them trans planted. Hut on the sides of these hills, In the hollow and over the hlg'ier ground, we have daisies that will be here for years. The only way to get rid of them I to pull tbem up bodily by the roota and It would take an army to accomplish the task. Mr. Bnsey plow ed thein up time and again, but It had no effect whatever. The land Is simply wamed with a beautiful crop we can not exterminate. The grass grows around them Just the some, but It's not aa luxurloua aa It would be without them." Mr. Keck has made more than enough from his 10-ceut entrance feea to pay the seaaon's rent on bis land. He Is preparing eoou to turn seventy -live or 10 bead of cattle lu ou the Jand to graze. ha Went to hurrh. The great Wellington was alwnya precise about religious observances. One Saturday evening, a lady, one of his guests at Strathtlcldaaye, Welling ton's country-seat, apologized for not forming one of the party to church the following morning. She was a Roman Catholic and there was not a Catholic church within a distance of twenty or thirty miles. "That," said bis grace, "need be no difficulty. My carriage and horses are at your disposal. Itreakfast ahall be ready a little before daybreak, and the thing can be easily done." The Second luke of Wellington, In telling the story to tho autlior of "So ciety In the Country House." adds, "And she had to go." "Imagine," he exclaimed, "the Im possibility of living up to such a fath-t-r!" For the Children Had yiat lleen Introdneed. The late Bishop George F. Seymour of Springfield, 111., who founded St. Stephen's college, at Annnndale on the Hudson, had a reverent fondness for trees. While the blshnp was walking with a young woman one day, says the Mlune niMills Journal, he pointed out to her some of the fine trees In the neighbor hood. She professed great Interest and delight, declaring tlmt the uojU axpect $f beautiful trees stirred up the keen est emotions of the soul. Then, put ting a great trunk, she aald, glowingly: "You superb oak, what would you say to me if you could taik?" The bishop smiled. "I believe I can be hi Interpreter," lie said. "He would probably Bay, 'i beg your pardon, mls, but I 4in a beeli.' " Waated Hat lea Dae. "Hospital nurses have many peculiar requests made of them by their pa tients," said a staff nurse of a West Side boepltal, "and one of the funulrt came to me the other day. Ia my war! was an Irish woman who had, among her other trouble, a badly swollen knee, for which the doctor pre scribed an Ice bag. 1 was preparing to put It on wiieu my patient saw th bag and shlvereil In anticipation. "'Must I have that cold thing on nieT she asked. "I told her It was the very best treatment for ber, but she protested stllL 'It I the cold of It I hate,' ah J1 'If you must put It on, nural uVar please warn It a bit'" ' A Soetal ( ataatropka. Wee no one Injured In th railway collision, count V "No, bat nevertheless It wa a mrmt painful situation. First, second, third and fourth clam pasaengara all mln gled blether! Simply unheard ofP rilegeod Blatter. To succeed these days you must have plenty of grit, cour age, strength. How Is it with the children? Are they thin, pale, delicate? Do not forget Aycr's Sarsaparilla. You know it makes the blood pure and rich, and builds up the general health in every way. Tha ehllrea eannnt feHlkie lite rood reallk tinl. the .,.;. ,,. , ,ii.i. tioo. A aiuasieS ir ii.w . ad breetli. Miailpemr b,,.i, l gnw .i these St fltln mall Uttlive dlMM ef Aver'a 3 HUB) irWlte m .aa afaak .A iwa llPTQ eWBttM. Q mm pectoral SHARK TUTS 017 STTtS. Jaat What He Meaat. Goodley Of court Jleanlfcy led a Tery bad life. Knox Yea, and ht't ralng from bad to worse. Goodley Ton ha vea' t beard, then, that be dying? Knox Yea, I hm Philadelphia Freaa. St. Vitar reare an ia Rrrvena Dtaeaeee Dermaiienuy currd bf Dp. Kl ae'a tirvet rv keeujrer. Hand fur r'HKk is trial bottle and treelike, vr. a u. mm, 14L, hi ua ou, r uua., ra. "I'm almost sure tb count 1 In ,ov with me," excitedly ecltimed the nrt heiress. "What make you think aor Isqulrod the other. "He asked me todav how much I wa worth." Philadelphia Tress. Wnthere arm Snit Vra Wlnalna Bonthlog Syrup the bet ramadr to ua lui their child! lunug tha taalhiug jiariud. Adelee. "So yeu are auxlou to go Into pub lic life," said th Influential man. ' "Yes. How would you advlt m to go about It?" "Weil," If you are personally am- bltloua I should suecest nolltlc. If your wife Is soclully ambition I should uggest diplomacy." Washington Star. om men mat a specialty of n. changing their bras for other people', gold. K Cares While Yoe W- 1 m'I rnnl-KM. la a nrra I rurv weatlug. rallui, and swollen, ai tlm by all DniKglma. Frlre Mti. pon t acrept any euiMtilnte. Trial narkag t'KtK. Addreu Allen a. Uluuted, La Uuy.N. Y. Steaar (.eaoair, "I uppoe," ssld C'ltlnun, "T And th ride bouie to Swampliunt every day pretty long and lonetouje, don t you?" "Well," rep'lea Subbubt, or ours It long, but I can't ear It I lone some. You we. X usually bare a new ervant girl with me." Philadelphia Press. . Nathan Straus, an eaatern philanthro phiat, has established In New York City a aiirina nf milk booths trAnra Dure ster ilized milk ia sold totne poor lor one cent a bottle. Absoluft antiseptic clean liness U required by .im in all branches of tlie enterprise. In leuising the milk bottles he uses two things hot water and BORAX. The Kllittning bottles tes tify to the effectiveneaolthi method. erelle flatter. Alexander tha Urea ki,l mnnnteH hla fiery Buctphalua and tria putting th famous war horse thrra(h his pace. "How do 1 look?" buked. "I.ik a Chicago nouited policeman, aire," aald hia chief of cmnrnleaary. I'leaied with the nmriaon, Aleian der (purred Burephalut Braight at a fir barrtd gat and noddrd tt tb young man ith th camera. $100 Reward, ,100. I.H,n.1"!,ri,0'.tbl,r,l,rflU beplaed U earn that there la at lr..t one dreadl-l dlneaat that olonrehea been alile i, cure in all in ?',??."? ,h'" ' '"? Hall's Catarrh mdi..Zith ' ?nlv1lw,1'ive ri""'W known totht mii! d ?,'?r.e',"lrri. nsiiltatlonal treat c'rrh "'"K.aken Internally, ST" "g d'reetly upon the bldd muronuue nn,S'wi,'t ? "1lvliigt, pat.ent aaaiating nature in doing lu work Tha pr hiT .hh"VJ! "5 "'!',' h ''tbl Itarnratlvepew liL. .hV.hVf ?ff7 Hl""d Pollaralorany A'lilrene K J. CHENEY 4Cn TUdo. O Kohl by al 1 drngglM. 7 " ToU,, ' Tak Uall'a tauil.y-iili'totoonatlpatlon. A Bora Dtskeaat. Canrasser Good naming, madam. I'm Introducing a pollia for cleaning silver. It la u per lor tt anything now on th market and th prlo la onlj 60 cent a box. Mr, Smart (aharpr)Dont want any. CsuiTaaser Sorry to hues trooblsd you, madam. I see th bidr next dooi wj rlffct Mr. Smart Eh! win, did ah ay1 OanTaj.r-Sb aald I needn't wast my ttm calling her, M ym had rro allrer. Mr. Smart Tb taawt thing I QIt me sit boea. Truth and Quality Ppcal to the Well-informed In trtrr walk of life and are tentlal to pe manent success and ereiitable tnd Ing. Accordingly, It j, not claimed that Syrup of Figs tBfj Eu,ir of Senna la the only remedy of known value, but one of many reason why It la the beat of peroni and family laxative Is the fact that It cleanses, weeten and rellev. tne Internal organs on which It art. t.fcr.ut anv debilitating after effect! and without having to Increaae th quantity from time to time. It acta pleasantly an rativ and truly as a laiaUv. as 4 U component Part are known to tod approved by phygldan. at !t 1 tr from all objectionable) nbaUnoe, Ta beneficial ffU alwgy, purCba th B'-uutue manuiaetONd ky th Call fornla Flf Byrao Co. ana lot fcjr a l41ng tfruggigti, " aa Heart Starral-llexta) eeWlaea aad la faulted to Death. Nature fakirs, attention! Her Is the story of a vuln shark that attempted to wear a barrel hoop a a necklac and choked herself to death, aaya the New York World. Of course, It must have been a female shark. She wa found on the beach at Hockaway to-day, having arrived at night with the high tide. Tha shark wa about tea feet lung. Fitting close about her neck wa a bar rel boop and hanging froui a point where ber Adam apple ought to be. If a shark bad an Adam' apple, wa a barrel stave attached to the hoop, Ilk a peudant Early arrivals on the beach assert that the atav wa branded "Oy ster Pay," but thla could not be veri fier, for on of the confiscated it a a souvenir. - Th carcass of th (hark floated ashore at a point near th Park inn. It wa discovered by a man on hi way to tak an early morning dip. II spread the tiding and soon a crowd gathered. In th crowd wa a deep sea Sherlock Holme, who know all about th hablU of dweller In th ocean. "It I all very plain,' 'he explained. "We know that ahark frequeut th ocean out where the garbage scows are duiupd. This was probably a social leader of the school. "Soma tltn yesterday she encoun tered this atav aud hoop floating on th wave. Th Idea of decorating her self occurred to ber. She slipped th boop over ber head and held a recep tion, In the course of which refresh ment were served. "After partaking freely of th re freshments her shark ladyship attempt ed to remov the necklace, but discov ered that It had become attached to her. These mark around the edge of the hoop abow wher ber maid and hus band mad vain attempts to remove th ornament Finally discovering that th resources of ber habitat were Insuffl clent to rid ber of her deocratlon, ah started for Rockaway, in the hope that mil Devery might run acros her aud take It away from her." At the conclusion of the lecture of the deep-sea Sherlock Holme those In the audience fell upon the remain of trie vain hark and desnolled them. Commuters, under the Inspiration of th signs they read every mornlnir on the palnlefs dentistry emporium across from the Atlantic avenue station of the Long Ialand road, removed the teeth. Other hacked off the tall and Ana. Va rious boarding-bouse keeper wer not ed hovering In the distance awaiting in aepartur of th souvenir hunter and varlou gatronotnleal noveltle will undoubtedly appear on the table of some Rockaway feeding place thl evening. An enterprising showman endeavored to corral tb caress for purpose of exhibition, but waa deterred by a re cital of the experience to a couple of amateur P. T. Barnume, who ran a show consisting of a deceased shark at Coney Ialand some eight or ten year ago. Between the board of health and the exhibit they were driven Into bank ruptcy, one losing f i aud a tent, th other straw bat and a megnphooe. TUGBOAT ENGINEER AT 98. Ifatlr of Brooklyn, of Adrentaroaa I.I fa, Hopes to io to Sea Aajala, Dr. Osier' age limitation Is strik ingly falsified In the case of an Ameri can ; Sydney Talbot, aged OS years, who worked all hla life without an ailment until a few weeks ago, when he wa admitted to the Seamen' hospital here suffering from a slight stroke of paral ysis, say a IxMidrm cable to the New York Sun. He was then earning $2!5 weekly a engineer on the ocean going tug Ulln, to which he hopes to return In a few day. He I already able to walk brisk ly with the aid of a stick, and Is other wise quite fit. He 1 a remarkable specimen of hale old age, being upright and active. He waa born In Brooklyn, May 1, 18fH, and came to England when he waa 21. After seven years In an engi neering college he anon got employment ns a marine englnee, which profession be has followed ever since with experi ences enough to All a llbrnry of sea ro mances. He served the White Star Steamship company and numerous oth er employers. He went around the world In Lord Rrssscy's famous yacht Sunbeam. He ba been wrecked four times, and was once cast away for five days In the lied sea, when he and bis companions nearly went mad from thirst He confidently expects to live and work for six or seven years more, bas ing his expectation on his family his tory. HI father died at the age of lOrt, bis mother at 105 and hla sister at ltri Talbot ba alway been temperate In drinking and smoking, but he I not a teetotaler. He say cheerfully : "I hop to rejoin the tUn In a few day. I m almost well, and when I get to sea again and get nicely soaked I will be all right." How We Do ( nance. "Aha:" exclaimed Mr. Jellus. "Been treasuring another man' plctur all these year, eh?" "Not exactly," answered bla better L,e terii.C a T!rt n r. nf rntt rtnae taken when you had hair." Louisville Uourier-jui la Antomohlledora. cionHef T.lsht travels at the rate of abont 187.0CO miles a second. Chauf- fpur (jee, mat a goiu aomei . auio Enthusiast (slightly deaf ) Psrdon me. sir. But what make machine wa It you Just mentioned? Bohemian. Helped Soaae. "Has your automobile helped you In getting Into society?" "Well, If you refer to the society of the compsDy' collector and a lot of country constables, yea." Philadelphia I-edger. at Xot the Ileash. "I Shouter really very strong ta hla conviction?" "Well, no. If ther' a bet up of dollar to don ghn tits, he' th kind that would be betting th doughnut, Detroit fro Press. RHEUIMLATISM CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY It la perfectly natural to mb the upot that hurts, ami when tlie mtisclc. lerres. Joint aaj bones are throbbing ani twitching vrith the pains of Rheumatism tl9 sufferer is apt t J turn to the liniment bottle, or aotue other external application, la aa ellort to get relief from the disease, by producing tounUr-lrnUtism oa the fleh. Sucli treatment will quiet the pam tempo rarily, but can have no direct cnraive effect oa the real disease because it iocs not racb. the blood, where the cause is located. Rheumatism is more than aVIi depit is rooted and grounded in the blood and can only be reached by constitutional treatment IT CANNOT LB RUBBED AWAY. Rheumatism i due to aa excess of uric acid ia the blood, brought about by lit AvuuueuUuusi ia foe system of refuse matter which the natural avenues) of bodilr waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have failed to carry off. This) refuse natter, coming ia contact with the different acids of the body, forma) uric acid which is absorbed into the blood and distribute! to all parts of the body, and Rheumatism rets possession of the system. The aches and pataa are only sysnstotm, and though they may be scattered or relieved for a time by surface treatment, they will reappear at the first exposure to cold or limpness, or after aa attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma ;ism can never b permanently cured while the circulation remains saturated with irritating, pain-producing uric acid poison. The disease will shift :rom muscle to ntwscle 'or Joint to joint, settling on the nerves, causing Inflammation and swelling and such terrible pains that the nervous system S often shatteree, the health undermined, and perhaps the patient becomes Jeformed and cripjiled for life. S. S. S. thoroughly cleanses the blood and renovates th circulation by neutralizing the acids and expelling all foreign natter from the system. It warms and invigorates the blood so that instead ci a weak, sour stream, constantly deposit ing acrid and corrosive matter in the mus cles, nerves, joints and bones, the body is fed and nourished by rich, health-sustaining blood which completely and permanently cures Rheumatism. ' . H. H. ia composed of both purifying and tonic properties just what is needed in every case of Rheu- natism. 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