Image provided by: Hillsboro Public Library; Hillsboro, OR
About Hillsboro independent. (Hillsboro, Washington County, Or.) 189?-1932 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 18, 1907)
SKIN DISEASE HUMORS IN THE BLOOD When the Mood i3 pure, fresh aaj healthy, the etitt will Is soft, nmooU and free frovi tletuk'ica, tut when some acM liuraor takes icx.t i l the circu lation it presence ii riuni'usted ly a skin eruption cr disease. These humors pit i:it the tlool, jrem-rally because cl 01 inactive or sluggish condition cf the members t-f the btxly whose duty it ii t collect and carry off the waste and refuse matter cf the system. This unhealthy matter is kit to sour and ferment and soon the circulation becomes charged with the acid jHjiaon. The tlood Levins io throir off the huoors sad oculs through the pores and glands cf the shin, producing Eczema, Acne, Tetter, 1'soriasis, fcalt Kheuia and skin eruptions cf various kinds. Kczema appears, nsually with a slight red.iess cf the shin followed by pustules from which there Hows a sticky fluid laat fines and forms crust, ana me iicmng is micu.. It is generally on the bach, breast, face, arms and les, though other parts cf the txxly may be affected. In Tetter the stia dries, cracks ana Dieeus j the acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the shin, which are intended to keep it soft and pliant, causing a cry, fevensa condition ana giving u hard, leathery apjicarance. Acne makes its appearance on the face in the form cf pimples and black heads, while yeara ikd could find nolhli, to fsonasis comes in scaly palcnes on u.ucr cur mm unta I triad B. 8. u. I ent parts of the body One of the worst r-u;fb,infnM&.UV.,Si forms of skin trouble is Salt Rheum ; loim rrora wlilcn titers OowM a US J IVorite point CI aiiacic IS UJC acaiy ill2MSlWJr?:'S2?'S sometimes causinr baldness. Toison Oai thiikmwn Wt raw as pieca and Ivy are also disagreeable types of skin f(fTt';aIr.'iflwr:? MftUftt. disease. .The humor producing the trouble wiooUxd . B.U. I lound a rr- lies dormant in the blood through the if thitroub" Winter to break out and torment the KIOBT BjtfV OB BOTH HAITDS. STEAM EH 6TZEHED BY GHOST. fact ear. any ntura Stockman, Neb. ClUi-VANS, sufferer with the return of Sprinjr. The best treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S. It neutralizes the acids and removes the humors so that the ekin instead of being irritated and diseased, is nourished by supply of fresh, healthy blood. External applications of salves, washes, lotions, etc.. while they soothe the itching caused by skin affections, can never cure the trouble because they do not reach the blood. S. S. S. goes down into the circulation and forces out every particle of foreign matter and restores the blood to its normal, pure condition, thereby permanently curing1 every form of skin affection. Book on Skin Diseases and any medical advice desired sent ireO to all who write, S. S. S. is for Bale at all first class drug stores. THE SWIFT SPCCiFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA,, PURELY VEGETABE aaaareaf All. ."Yes," laid Miss Mugley, "I always . try to retire before midnight I don't like to mis my beauty sleep." "Really,' Mid Miss Knox, "you should try harder. You certainly don't cet suoueii of If Philadelphia Tress, "My wlfe'i away, and If I didn't writ her every day she'd some home." "I notice you are careful to write her every day." (yuery: la this commendation or Innuendo?) I'lttsbunr Dispatch. Waat with Her. Mr. Subbubs So you cot rid of the flrl at laat Mrs Subbuba Yea; aba left a few minutes ago. Mr. Subbuba Huh I she certainly took ber own time. Mm. Subbubs Tea, and our time, too. I Too Dall lor la Caaaeoae. "New York la to have a new auto mobile speedway." I "Just for automobllea? And nothing to get In tht way?" I "Nothing." "Say, wouldn't that be the limit of deadly duilneaa?" Cleveland Plain Dealer. ' Over at St. Joe. The elopers were all smiles. The parson had Just tied the knot Sud denly the telephone buzzed furiously and the bride's father shouted: "Wult for me!" lint the bridegroom only amlled some more and sweetly replied : "Not on your life, dad In-law! Time and 'tied' wait foe no man. We are tiod now." . Not to Bo Pat O. "I'm very sorry, but I can't pay that bill to day. You see. the butcher baa Tb parlor clock la gone. Phlla-1 jut been here and- dalpbla Press. SoBiotalaar Practical. Juat In tb outskirts of Scantllnivilla tb man la th automobile stopped. A team of horses, driven by an old farmer, wai dragging a split log over the road. "What's all thia?" asked th man In tb automobile. "Sorry, ir," answered th old farmer, "but you'll bav to turn out. Thia it th good road movement." Yea," said the grocer, "I Juat met him and be said you put him off be cause you had to pay me. Here's my bill." Milwaukee Sentinel. Eva- loiilal Familiar. -fnrhl im as, millions with nia niiuc. When ho went over to Eu rope ho could afford a private cabin for hlmwlf. Kdna flrnclous! How funny 1 Kva What la funny, dear? Edna Why, It muat have been "Un cle Tom's Cabin." Merely Gloatlaa;. "What would twelve tona of amall egg cost me?" said tb caller at th coal offire. Ill young man behind th railing quot ed the prevailing price. "Would It be any cheaper If I took firteen tons?" asked tb other. "Not a cent." "It's too much. You won't catch m paving any such prlc a that." "That'a exactly what you'll pay If you are going to burn any coal this winter." "O, I guess not. 1 bought my winter supply last April. Just dropped in to sr if I made any money by buying it then. I see I did. Good day." Chicago Tribune. if 4UV "OUCH" OH, MY BACK IT 13 WONDERFUL HOW 0U1CKLY THH PAIN AND STIFFNESS CO WHEN YOU USB S? JACOBS OIL THIS WELL-TRIED. Ol-b-TIME REMEDY FILLS THtt BILL 25o. ALL DKUGGtSTS. 60o. CONQUERS PAIN Hn IT MILITARY JilLjJLj ACADEMY A boarding and ilay nrhool for fnunf mon snt bora. Arere1Uel to Kl a til. Tit, (Wkil.v torocll, A miSti.1 ami all rlaie unlvrraitli'S ami agrlrulluial ru.li'nio. 1 !! .rlni'll Iih h I 2 years' eiperlvnne in 1'nrilan.l Make r".'rviuni now. l or lllumraied caiaiogue auJ oilier literature ulilmi J. W. HILL. M. D., Principal and Proprietor, PORTLAND, OREGON Preferred Stock Tomatoes come out whole fan be served at lest cost than freih onrd though equallv at good. They Hunt be hut a re J. firm ripeness for Preferred Stork use th kind you would pick from th vine if you hid your chnlre. (Juality is the ahio lut requirement of every vegetable and fruit tlut foes into Preferred Stock Canned Goods ra4 Vtarmr Um Mt an rm For our tomatoes we go to the famous Santa Clara Vallrr in lamomia. i nete tomatoes are nrmer. with more meat and less water. We pay more for our tomatoes and we ini!t on having first pick. BE SCRE THE TOMATOES ARE PREFERRED STOCK-fhm ,our GROCER iXLKIf St tEWIS, Wholesale Grocers, PORTLAND, OREGOIf, 0. S. A. W. L. DOUGLAS BEST IN TMC world $3.00 & $3.50 SHOES T Ml F4MILY. AT ALL PRICES. toe inn i c fifvt n, i, i96jfUUiV 0vimm doom mo4 m 4 mmit Ptnft-l )mrw Mm m 4 3.AO mhomm tkCWUrU ihmm mnj m4hm mmmrtm4mrm. THK BFA!N W, U li.fljui ahofg rworn bj mort ptpr In all waslkirt ltf Ihftn muy othf mk. Is Iwiiin of thr rtcllnt -rflit, tr (lttlnd, n4 iir1ir wr1ng qtiJitiMs. Thm wl(ctto of th W.th.r an.l othr nntrUU forowb pr of inm him, ni rT n-tn of th mrtktnf la lMKml mltmr ny th m. ?ompltorintatton of auprintn1enu rorn)iiis.nl kttlloit ihnwrnih'ra, mho rv)ri tb M(ha wm pftitl In th th m. eompltorftntatton of uprifittni'nu.forafMin If I isiiilJ Uk rtt Into m? Urn ftvnHa l Rnirhltin.Mauai., iki4 ahnw how Mfu)lf W U IhwiclM ibo atr mavi, yn von tit Ihmm nlrlrti whf hmy hol.f thlr .P, fit btUr, r lonf vbm1 ftr of rsair Tlrt Ihtvn n othr mask. C AlJTlON I 1 famitk ha W U lHtuatiM nam n.l prirm aiAinit on Ootlom. Tali Y Pivhalllat. Ak four 4 frw W. I rVtaglM tho. If mm eaAo4 "pplt MTrjWBsir 9f Bilk Cli4H IWBB, tirwl M (Miatf. Saoassaal voa, seo4 raar-ans. . -' tm Ba Asabld.airua.. Many r-" Jv,u"1 fortJj.w-l- ri.il.thaud..d..,. It ls ba-u. naid to t. the result of nurnlni and Infa.HU treatiuent. to b due to early prs.-U-t I" rtli and drawliuc. to be the outline of warfare. ....1 h-roaitv the reault of euui aiMU lJV mei banl.-al law and other rem.. causes, aovrdlng to th Btraud. Mr Jauu-s Saayer dee'larea that th- prefer ential ue of the right hand is due to the fact that In primitive days wan used the right baud for the purges of offense, so aa to keep the heart Uie vital spot-aa far aa p.ilhle rrotn the assault If an adversary. Recent eijierliueiite and observation however, prove that alngiehandedues Is merely the reault of faulty or restricted educa tion. It la a curiou Instance of human con trartuesa that ahould one eye, one ear or one W of s child show signs of di minished vigor, the parents would In stantly seek the cause of and, if possi ble, the remedy for mai laumuiauio condition; yet for aome Inexplicable reason or Dreludloe the left band or we averuge child la ruthlessly snd dellber stely uegltt-ted, until In mature years It la undeveloped, useless snd almost unnecessary spix-ndage. ... . 1 . kwa inAwn Cl"ciul OiA- 1- that out of every hundred persons born Into this world eighty sre congenltauy ambidextrous that Is to aay, mey win Instinctively reach for an object with either band, snd only require proper In- atructlon and training to develop botn bands and arms to an equal degree of strength and skill. Of the remaining twenty, seventeen 111 be rlitbt-baiided, while the other three will show a natural bias toward the left hand. The cultivation of amDl- dexterlty, therefore, offers no luauper able ditllcultles, aad tbe economical, physiological and psychological advan tages are enormous. . It la said that the Japanese soldiers can use their weapons with equal skill In either band, for they are trained to be ambidexterous from childhood. At school they sre taught to write and draw with both hands. In drawing snd painting no supiortlug device whatever Is used, the entire arm being employed. The Oerman educational authorities, too, are at present giving considerable attention to left-baud work, especially In their technical and mechanical schools. The students sre taught to saw, plane and hammer as well with tbe left band as with the right, and the economical and Industrial Importance of ambidexterity Is firmly Impressed upon the minds of young men and wom en. LZQAL IHTOEMATIOH. . One to whom a tenant leases the premises Is held, In Heck vs. Minne sota and W. Grain Co. (Iowa), 7 L. It. (N. 8.) 030, to be aa fully estopped to question the landlord's title as ts the tenant himself. The acknowledgment by a tenant that a right of way over adjoining property Is permissive and subject to revocation Is held, In Schwar vs. Mar tin (Ky.), 7 L. It. A. (N. 8.) 614. not to bind him after be secures .title to 'the landlord's etrtnte, to which the right of way Is appurtenant After the maintenance of a rallroml switch In a publlo street for twenty years under the exprena consent of the abutting owners, It Is held. In Wolfurd vs. Fisher (Ore.), 7. U It. A. (N. 8.) Dill, that neither thAse who gave their consent nor their successors In title are entitled to Injunctive relief against the alleged nuisance. Failure of successors In title to one whose undelivered deed to real estate has been recorded, to remove It from the record. Is held. In Alabama Coal and Coke Co. vs. Gulf Coal and Coke Co. (Ala.), 7 L. It. A. (N. 8.) 712, not to estop them from denying the title of a stronger who purchased the prop erty In reliance on the record. Knew Her Grammar. A London gentleman advertised for apartments at a fashionable waterln place and received many replies. H pitched upon one chletly lionnse It metv tloned a splendid "sea view," and. as It was not convenient for hlin to leave his business to we the apartments, ho closed with the offer by post, sending a substantial deposit. .When the time came for him to take his holiday he duly arrived at his des lnntlon snd waa surprised to find that not a glimpse of the sea was obtain able from any window of his Apart ments. ' "I thought you said there waa a splendid sea view?" be said angrily, to the landlady. "So there Is, sir." replied the land lady, drawing his attention to a pic ture on the wall, a really excellent painting of the sea. "Why, you er-ar What do yn mean by such a swindle?" gasped the gentleman. "I meant a view of the real sen." "Oh, did yon, slrr coolly said the landlady, "If you will refer to my let ter you will ,ee that I distinctly .f.ti there was a splendid sea view 'In' the drawing room. Had I meant a view of the real sen I should have said there was a splendid " view 'from' the drawing room. I cannot think how nn educated gentleman, as you evidently are, could have made sucb an egregious error I" London Tit-Hits. Traa Tet for Poller Holdara. The Iterlln branch of the Imperial Imsurance Company, Germany has ,.t aside th yearly sum of KXi.ik'k) mark for the purpose of providing a dental Institute In that city for worklmm-n holding Its policies. Tbe lnstltW-MIl provide artificial teeth for ,i, working, tnen needing them. It ha. been fwn by the company that men provide,! with id dental apparatus make a hat ter risk th others, ,n th -ve much , to the company in tbe course of a f--veara, Craw sw a,.,,,, .k. Wheal Baa Ik Slurr- Just Mvmy.,, . ,rir, nxo ihl month I left G!usg,JW ln , full-rlggej ship of the city i.i,,,, ie I1 t ,.llilMiiari of the eoiii,.llly vfn t, u t), 1 arouuj uie tai of ij.i,i H.,1 to Calcutta. We made ri,rA run to the line In eiguteeu day , auA niisalug the do! druum, gt . fair wluJ from the west ward. When la the locality of the De Verde muu capum rt the course for the night, .ln ,h .hart on the cabin table, Wtl polled course for "w -"-una orfl.-er't gjldan.-e. 'u toe oimj:. ,,, . ,ie i was on deck on th. op,,,,,!! U of the roof deck from th officer, the captain called ror me and Inquired who bad tampered with the chart I replied that 1 bad aeen no on. g0 througb the companion war He then calM th- officer and Inoulr- eu or nuu ; ij denied auy know! of the He retired aft,., changing the pencil- lunrneo. course ana to the correct course. It had U-ea changed to another course by ai,m lliin(1arii iieraon. in atsmt an hour th captain. In a rage, called the ,.m,e rtoan ami called the first orfWf iDJ steward out of tbo'.r lu0 fy,,! ..itn him hv tamner. Ing with th chart Nobody knew. of me occurrenoe, Msliellevin, and In I passion be again changed tbe course to tbe correct bearings, and warning the officer or. watch and myself to keep a sharp look out he went to bl berth, but lay dow with the door of bis cabin open, com manding a T!ew of the jioon table with chart In sight. In about tweuty minute, while all were watrhlnr, a man dressed In an ordinary black gentleman's suit cam from the for. prt 0f the saloon, out of tbe couipanlonsay and approaching tho ta-ble hastily penciled the course back again the third time, heading us o'lt of our course. Tbe captain, dumfounded at first t a stranger on i merchant vessel when three weeks out of port, said nothing, but recovering himself he sprang out of bis bunk, roarlnj: "Who are you?" Tbe person, pointing to the chart. started toward the companlonway, the captain springing after him. Iu the compinlonway be vanished. No one ever tme on deck, whero we were waiting to catch him, having seen all, and thinking possibly it was a stowaway, though bow he could have lived and wher, hidden himself was In- comprehensible, t Alt bands wen then called, and a complete search of the ship made, the captain seeming to tblnk that the man must have slipped past us on deck. doubting the possibility of the vanish ing, being no believer ln spiritual mani festations until then. No trace of any body waa found. Then tbe captain, after coufenlng with the officers, changed the onWrs and we followed the course given by the apparition. The nei mornlnj, it about 0, we came up to boat load of ncop.e who had take Jli boat from a burning sihlp. i , On the boat fipprarhlng ths rail, a man cried out: "Tk-re is fhe nun I saw In my dream," minting to tiw cure tain. Ho claimed tohave seen ttn i-ip-tatn and to kuow that he would be saved by him In a (ream the previous night Vet the man wai not drowl Ilka tbe apparition, nor ill be look like lilm. Four parties saw ie apparition, th. second officer, captiin, man at the wheel and myself. This account waa logged and can be vtrlfled. New York World. Win SkMllns;. Wing shooting can no more be theo retically taught thai ran riding, skat ing, sailing a boat, Bilking a cow or playing the violin. Practice and per severance In this, as In all field aports, can alone make perfect, while the most persistent efTort even then often falls to make a "crack shot." Certain rules, however, must govern the beginner, which, If observed, will materially aid hlm'ln becoming an eipert. When a novice takes the field for game he Is very apt to become flustered, or "rattled," at the critical momeut when the bird Is flushed, and then he sill stare, open mouthed, and wonder how It happened. This often occurs la the field, and the tyro Invariably has some plausible excuse to offer. HI 'gun was not corked," he "stubled hla toe Just as the bird rose" or some equally weak explanation Is made, or else he lays all the blame on his dogs, whose thoughts, could they but express them, It would be Interesting to Inter pret The best wing shooters do not close one eye In aiming, nor do they follow the bird In Its flight with the muzzle of the gun, hut closing one eye Is ad mittedly better than tightly shuting both, as many young would-be sports men have beeu known to do. Itecrea- tlon. Carefully selected. One of the most remarkable features of life In New South Wales Is th transformation of criminals Into hard working citizens, of the 30,i.i0 settlers there In ISZl, ,() were or bad been convict. It is s.il.i that on board aa American llm-r a boastful Australian nsserti-d loudly and over and over again that "the men ho settled Australia were a remarkably sensible lot" "Yes," said nn American quietly, "I have alwH.vs understood thnt they were sent out by the very best Judges,' The KliaU. "My work," remarked tbe bald headed dentist, "Is m, painless that my patients often fa asuVp la the chair while I am operating." "Iliunl That's nothing. " retorted bis rival. -My patients nearly all Insist on baring their pictures taken while I am at work In onkr to ratcb tbe ex pression of delight t,n their faces." London Expres. When a man naij, hla wtft Ii -Dor concerned th. naiahbors mar hear him than the u r th cause of fcl wrath. Oar Own asiaatrela. "Mlstah Johnslng, wot am d dlfTanc tween a fust class seventy dollah tallah mad suit o' clo'e an' a fo' dollah ready mane suiif "That', a little too deen for me. Gear. Too will faav. to tell m. What I th differenc between a firt clasa f.70 tailor mad ult of clothes and a SI readv mad uitr I knowed yo couldn't tell. Mists John sing. Ef yo' could, to' wouldn't b wearia dst suit o' han-m-down to' got on now. Ladlea and gentlemen, th detain tenor, Mr. Pierce d Skise, will in that most touching of ballad. 'PolleamaD. Pleas Grab th Other Arm; My Vacci nation Is Taking !' " General Debility Day In and day out tber I that feeling of weakness that make, a burden of Itself. Food does not strengthen. 'Sleep dues not refresh. It Is bard to do, bard to bear, what should be easy, vitality I. on tbe ebb, and the whole system suffers. for this condition take Hood's Sarsaparilla It vitalise, the blood and give, vigor and ton. to all tbe organ, and functions. In nsusl liquid form or In chocolated tablets known a Sarsataba. 100 dose $i. Creakers raaalar. fays a London dlttcb : "frogs have succeeded monkey as tbe reigning pets of the fools wbo delight In calling themselves society ludfr. .Not a com ion frog, of course, but rare exotic varieties, like the Amazon river frog, which now costs $100 or more apiece. WiImbs Hasae. Peddler Wouldn't you like aome mottoes for your bouse, muuar It's very cheering to a husband to see a ale motto on the wall when be comes bom. Mrs. Dsgg Ton might asll me one If you've got one that says, "Better 1st tbaa never." hi hi Tastes Na Fart. Tie seems to b a good man, bat cheats In a bora trade. Hew can rcceneil that with bl conscience?" 'My dear lr, when a maa trade horses his conscience always goes to slp." Dlalllaslaa. The American contractor stood at th base of tb great pyramid and looked at tb vtasrabl monument In disgust. Tt's a big plls, all right," b said; and It may do well enough for Egypt, but if a maa la th United State should turn eut a Job of stont work lik tbst th pspers would roast him from Iloboksn to Uegewlcb.M Turning aw.y disappointed, b con soled himself by taking a rid ea a camel, which animal be found fully up to all the description b bad read ef It Well Saakra. "And you never get seasick T" said the youug women In the steamer cbulr. "Never!" replied tbe young man who was leaning agalns tbe lifeboat "Strange! You must have been shaken so often you have become used to Itf "I should say so. X was shaken by is girls ln en year." Chicago News. III SarrlSea. T fear that you must have sacrificed your conscience occasionally," said the sincere friend. "Well," answered Mr. Dustln Ftax, "a man ought not to expect to be as successful as I am without some sacrl Act." Washington Star. , eat be- Praalblllaa. - rhyslclan You must not tween tueals. Boarder But tbat Is tbe only chance I gut. New York Sun. riTA St. Vitas' laai sad all Nervosa Dlcuai fllo ' aianeally curad be Ir. Kliae'a urrat J rv Kffsiorvr. nenu for rncftfi trial oottie ati tnausa, Hi. H. U. anu, Ld., tu Area au. fkUa..fa. My Hair Ran Away Don't have a falling out with your hair. It might leave you! Then what? That would mean thin, scraggy uneven, rough hair. Keep your hair at home! Fasten it tightly to your scalp I You can easily do it with Ayer's Hair Vigor. It is something more than a simple hair dress ing. It is a hair medicine, a hair tonic, a hair food. Tb beet kind et a testimonial "Bold tor over lx:y yara." i C-t J. C. Ayr C:, LowU. aVAarV yers aianyftwtMrara 9t f lASSAPAalUA. PILLS, CttclOtT PECTORAL. Nat Merarav. Jonah was eipialnlng matters. "It wasn't a consolidation," be said. It was a clear ess of absorption. I was mrly en of th wkale'a asset." Rejoicing tbat b had com out whole. as It were, snd landed on hi feat, he r solved not to engage in any mors euca - terprlses, and fared hopefully on hi way to mnevea. A Meaa Trlek. Smith You say you write dunning letters to yourself and sign them with fictitious names. What do you do tbat for? Jone. You see, my wife is always after ma for money, and when she resds those letters aha becomes discouraged. S lyrupsffigs -s s-n . . 1.1 f V. ennQ A. 1.1 ' 1. acts peaiiyyei promp iv on uie oowcis, cicanscs me system effectuaUv. ..Mi assists one in ovorcomm habitual constipation permanently. To get its ocnelicial effects buy the rlanufatturcd y tKe California JIo-StrupCo. SOU) bYlXAOINO OmjCSTS-bXMnOmX How's This? W offer On Hundred Dollar Reward for en v esse ol Catarrh Uat cannot be cured br Ha.l'a Catarrh Cur. T. J. CHENEY a CO., Toledo, O W. th nndertlnel, hav knuwn P. J. Chenv lor the last V Tears, and be Here hla perfectly honorable ln ail Dullness transactions and flnanolally able to carry out any obliga tion mad by nl firm. WALniNO, UNMAN A MARVIN. Wholeaala Druggists, Toledo.O Hall's Catarrah Oura la .kanrnl.Fn.il. ..... Ing directly upon th blood and rauooua sur f.i'es ol th system. Testimonials sent free, frlca 76 cents per bottle. Hold by all Drusslsta. Tale Bail's Family PHI lor Conatlpallon. A Relief ta Hlas. "It must be bard," said the friend. io nave your wire running off to woman's rights meetings and all tbat ort of thing every night" "Hardr replied Henpeck, "why It's treat! I can sit comfortably home and not hsv to listen to ber." Phila delphia Press. Nataral Eses k, "They aay that Bradley goes on ilka mad since ba Inherited bit vast wealth." "What does he dor "Oh, be acta Ilka one possessed." Llpplncott'a. Mothers will And Mrs. Wlnslow Booth! f Syrup the twit rtimedv to ns lot lhlr ohUdraa lurlug th tealhlug period. Varlatloaa af Carts. There are an enormous number of possible variations of cards ln card fames. Every man when be take up) bis cards at wblst holds one out of !33.013,5o9,A00 possible bands. Tb total number of variations possible among all players Is so great as tlmoat to exceed belief. It has been calculated that If a million men were engaged ln dealing cards at tbe rate of one deal every minute day and night for 1MV 000,000 year, they would bav exhaust ed only a hundred-thousandth part of the variations of tbe cards Tb Traabla. Jones I understand there is trouble between Mrs. Poet and ber husbsnd. Smith Yes. He couldn't sell bis poems, and aba couldn't eat them, so she left him. hawlasj Iks faraltar. "I tell you I was at my best last night while calling on the Smiths; Mrs Smith laughed at every remark I made. I muat be quite a humorist when I'm ln tbe humor." , "No, It wasn't that Mrs. Smith got ber new tenth yesterday." Houston Post. 1 A BARGAIN IN FARMS. Fin farm of SO aerrs, northern Douglas county, ! acres elearmt, land very rloh, In famous "Shoe Hiring" valley, 6 room noun and oilier biiUdlnsn. flue water, 16 acr.i Sr timber. flue orrhatd. all kit. d fruits and berrlei. In cluding all crops, good horse, row and calf, 4 Au.ura kid., t Poland China ifi. loo hena, all farm lm piemen ts, lioupe furn.f liwigt complete- everyth In. goes for 12..VI0. Owner mint .serf, flee at onne on auvouut of ilrkueM. Writ for full particulars to O. A. Uh.AKl.'.O, P. O. Bo 21, Ron burg, Ore. IRRIGATED LAND IN WASHINGTON The Wenatchee Valley Irrigated Ap ple Orchards sre paying f V)0 to f 1MKJ per acre thia year. Cascade Orchards, one mile from leaven worth, i now on sale. Get particular free trom II. C. Peter, 622 Alasks Iildg., Seattle Worde ssi Deads. "There never was a time In my life. fellow citizens," eirlaimed th candidate, when I badn't th courage to call a pad a spade!" "Yes," spoke op an old farmer ln the audience ; "and there never was a time In your life when yon had th courage to take on In your band 1" Bathe la Mir Pada. One of the prettiest sight, to be seen In any of the parks that boast fountalna and water lilies Is the bathing of the birds. The little fellow hop from one lily pad to another until they And one that dips enough to take on water, and here, In tbe round, green, floating tub provided by nature, they flutter and flourish until tbe bath Is accomplished. It Is a sight of never-ending Interest for bird lovers. ENGRAVING Write Us PLATES TOR PRINTING HICKS-CHATTEN Portland Oregon THE MEN TOO KNOW THE SUPERIOR QUALITIES OF ' cf iririrnc ciiTTC AND HATS A arc tht men who have put them to the hard' est tests in the rough' est weather. Get the original Towers Fish Brand made since 18 3d iatalo rtr rat rntAMma mm P. N. U. N. 41-07 WIIKN writing to advertiser please menilna this papar. rprr'"iJJ"g "" - 11,11 7t I AM'Rclablc PrcparationrorAs sirailalin! die Food and Re9 ula ling the 5 loiMtte and Uowcb of Promotes Diijcsfion.ChecrfuK ness and Rcst.Contains neiiher Opium. Morphine nor Mineral. Xot Narcotic. mmSmd e Jh urtxntattSJk Itbrm StrJ -rnWJher )naeraH lUnmt Aperfccl Remedy forConsllpa I Ion. Sour Slomarh.niarrtiofa and Loss of Sleep. facsimile Signature of NEW YOHK. f B I : .. u . 1 '1 -ai" I'M rrhc- - - rr'tMi trJmr fart The Kind You Ilavo Always Bought, and which has been in use for over 30 years, has borne, the trignatnro of - and has been made under his per fsL S Bonal miperrlslon Blnoe Its Infancy. -fary. SCA41. Allow no ono todecclve you in this. All Counterfeits Imitations and" Just-as-pood" are but Uzprriments that trifle vlth and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castorla Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It Is I'lcasant. It contains neither Opium, .Morphine nor other Narcotic ubstance. Its ajre is Its puarantoe. It destroys Worms and allays revcrlshness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It rellcTes Teething Troubles, cures Conrtipatlon and riiitulrncy. It assimilates the Food, regulate the fttomarh and Dowels, glvinjr healthy and natural sleep. The Children's Panacea The Mother's Friend. GENUINE CASTORIA ALVAY8 Sears the Signature of irar? EXACT COPY Or WRAPPCa p . Tie Kind You Have Always Bought In Use For Over 30 Years vac simns aaeinuT, vr aiaaaav arassr, mrm vaaa eera. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Ootor mors foods brlfhter and tasur colors than any otnar dy. On 10a pack and la a-uarantaad to iva pai iew to dys, blachaud nix rfacl rasuita. Asia daaiax, o w wlU soad post tcksrs colors Uk.wooi arid cotton oqusJlr paid at 100 packar. Vrlta for trea Jm n sOsUssa eoiaxa. aau