RHEUMATISM CAN NOT BE, RUBBED AWAY It fa perfectly natural to rob the spot that hurts, and vrlieo i the muscle. nerves, joints and bones are throbbing and twitchm;- w.ia i" V,J1. kheumatism the auSerer is apt t J turn to the liniment bot-le, or some oiner external application, in an ellort to pet relief from the &msc, by rrt.!uj; tounter-irriuUoa oa the flesh. Such treatment will quiet . the Win tempo- 7? The college surrounilliiKS lIHurl la rarily. butcaa have no direct curative effect oa the real disease because ir, ;jhe flnit , tlf ..Tue lYiu.vas and tb . ... . . t a i t l.h it latn 14 mors i ii .. ii'.-n.i.... does not reach, the blood, where i.n cause is iaicu. iv. -lhaa akin deep it is rooted and grounJed in the Mood and caa only txs reached by constitutional treatment-lT CANNOT BB KpDnW AWAY. Rheumatism ii clue to aa excess of uric acid ia the blood, brought about hi Ihe accumulation la the aystem cl refuse matter which the natural avenues ' of bodily waste, the Bowels and Kidneys, have foiled to carry cH. iw refuse matter, comin ia contact with the different acids ti the body, forma eric acid which is absorbed into the blood and distributed t - :1 parts of tna tody, and Rheumatism nets possessioa of the aystem. The aches ana pains ' sue only symptoms, and thou-h they may be scattered or relieved for a time l.y surface treatment, they will reappear at the first exposure to cold or tUmpness, or after aa attack of indigestion or other irregularity. Rheuma tism caa never be permanently cured while the circulation remains aturate,f with irritating, pain-producing- tirio acid poison. The disease will atiiic from muscle to muscle or joint to Joint, aettlin? oa the nerves, causing an .1 ..ti;,r n,t mrh l,.rrilil! naina tliat the nervous system is often shattered, the health undermined, and perhaps the patient becomes deformed and crippled for life. S. S. S. thoroughly cleanses the Mood and the circulation by neutralizing the acids and expelling en iorciga m the system. It warms and invigorates the blood so that instead of a weak, sour stream, constantly deposit ing acrid and corrosive matter ia the mus cles, nerves, joints and bonea, the body is fed and nourished by rich, health-sustaining blood which completely and permanently cures Rheumatism. 8. S. 8. is composed of both purifying and tonic properties just what is needed ia every case of Rhcu- mat'sm. It contains no potash, alkali or other mineral injjreiUeur., Dut. is made entirely of purifying, healing extracts and juices rf roots, herbs and Larks. If vou are suffering from Rheumatism do not waste valuable tima tririmr tn mh a. blood disease awav. but beirin the use tf fi. S. S. and write renovates matter from the aystem PURELY VEGETABLE ns about vour case and our physicians will rive you any lnlormauon or dvkc UCCi.c4 free of charge and will send our special treatise on .neumauaiue THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CAm. At CulroM Abbey in Fife, Scotland, a tombstone baa two found which ia be lieved to data from the fourth ceuturjr of th Cbrittiao era. Cnm Clearly Marked Oat. Inquisitive Acquaintance Have you ever thought what you would do If your as baf iibould collapse while you are half a mile or more up in the air? j Darinf Aeronaut Often. I should i start at once for terra firuia by the short- j cat poaaible route. j Gesture lanjuape dill exiata In parti of Auatralasia. Some tribee poaaHf ao excellent a code that it ia almost aa efficient aa spoken language. For a riolin by I'etrua Guarnerlna, dated 1U!. fl'HO was given at a recent aale la London : while one by Nicholas Lupot fetched .'K. Oplaloa ronDrmtd, "Explosion of a cargo of soap, rend lireil Tuomns, wlio Hud picked up a discarded paper. "There 1" exclaimed his traveling companion. "I always told you that "tuff was dangerous." Philadelphia Ledger. Americana and American capital are going into (Vylon to smint In the devel opment of the tea-growing induatry tliia y ar as never before. Sir Henry Samuel, who wns a I'nlon lit candidate for Parliament, la the su thor of thin bull: "The li-rslative tar dea of tbe Liberals I an arid awamp." The Limit. Bless The I)o)suua are very exclu sive, I understand, IUggs Yes, Indeed. Why. they even bare wire screens on their doors and windows so their flloa ruo't get out and associate with the flies of their neighbors. The Court Six years at hard labor. Tou'U get a chance to learn a trade, my man. riurglar Judges, couldn't I be per mitted to learji It by er correspond enca course) I'uvk. Iler ! Ave. Bacon The average age of persons arrested In New York City Is 2:.' 4 rears and one out of Are Is a woman. Egbert I upise the age liable to be given by the woman brings the aver age away down. Yonkers Statesman. ' Not CoerlB.lve. Society Leader What I Ia there a re port out that I am going to marry Col. iiaioopT Why, I don't even know him 1 Matronly Friend That provea noth ing, my dear. I have been married to Dr. I'ermarvTn for thirty-Keren years, and I don't know him even yet. aid She. Prof. M'-Oooile (suddenly checking . biuiaeli) Pardon me, Miaa Genevieve, - for talking so long. When I get started on my bobby I never know when to atop. I ought not to have amumed. anyhow, that you are tntereeted in antique. Mies de Mulr Indeed I am, profeseor. I could llatea to you for hours. oeaewkat Dlnreat. Tha honeymoon was only a memory. "On our wedding day," ste sold, "I was under tha Impression that you bad filled my heart with sunshine.' "Well7" ha queried. "Hut I find." she continued, 'that It Hurrah." The history of many a race may tie read In Its battle cry. The "llnnr.nl!" of the Japanese, the "Fngliaghlmllub !" of the Irish, and our own "Hurrah!" hare fouud their origin fur Luck In history. Although tunny authorities Imve de clared that the word "hurrah" Is a de velopment of thu Jewish "Ilosaiinah," the consensus of opinion now Is that It been dead Just 5.13 years. is a. i uliiiii wi nit? muiiriji uuiur cry of the wild Norsemen, Tur ale!" meaning, "Thor aid us!" Formerly the word was spelled "Huzza" and pro nounced "Hurrny." In one form or another It is used by almost every nation. 'Pi tha Kmmt Wind - Miss Agnes Slack, secretary of the International W. C. T. L, told on the Merlon, as she was about to sail Tor Liverpool, a temperance story: "A little boy, one evening st dinner, gazed at hia futher'a face a louf while, si.d then said : "Tapa, what makes your nose ao dreadful redf " Tin east wind of course, the fath er answered with gruff haste. 'Pass tbnt Jug o' beer, and don't talk so much.' 'Then, from the other end of the ta- b'e the boy's mother said sweetly : "'Yer Tommy, pnss your father the oast wind, and le careful not to spilt ny on tbe table cloth. " I'lou.'hmau" are tUoae or weneaiey. where the author. lorenee Morse Klngsley, vis herself educated. Rider Haggard Is a very rapid work .tin bis m-n. "Hhe." for Instance, written In six weka from tha time Mr. Haggard begun It till It was ready for the publishers. He la sIno exceedingly thorough la bis prepara tions for writing a book. He makes a habit of sH'udlug mouths among the scenes In which his plot Is to be laid. But having obtained the material, be writes at fever heat, not aketcblng out the plot beforehand, but writing a chap ter as It conies to him, and letting tbe plot develop Itself aa he goes along. The Intimation that William lKan Howells may write anotlier story or Shaker life Is a reminder that those peculiar people, the Shakers, bare al ways appealed to Ills Imagination, as they did to the Imagination of Haw thorn". At least two of the uovels of Mr. Howells have had much to do with the Shakers. It has been suggested that his liking for those other Inter esting people, the Altrurlans, comes naturally from his admiration of cer tain altruistic features of Shaker life. Mr. Howells has Just published his second book concerning su Altrurlun snd America, "Through the Eye of the Needle." In his Introductloa to "Hetlda G ab ler," which Is the latest volume to be published In tbe new edition of Ibsen, William Archer quotes from a letter of Ibsen In which be says: "The title of tbe play Is 'Hedda Gaoler.' My In tention In giving It this name was to Indicate that Hedda, as a personality, Is to be regarded ss ber father's daugh ter than as ber husbands wire. It was not my dexlre to deal In this play with so-called problems. What I prin cipally wanted to do waa to depict hu man beings, human .emotions, and human destinies, upon a groundwork of certain of the social conditions aud principles of the present day." The publication of a volume "On the Death of Mine. Laura" led a press clip ping bureau In New York, which de clares that Its literary department Is perfect, to address a communication to "F. Petrarch, In care of William Helnemnn, Publisher, London," In which Petrarch Is asked to send $3 If be wants to know "bow much publicity his work Is securing." Petrarch has This Is doubtless the same agency that ad dressed Iznak Walton lu care of Little, Brown & Co., Boston, upon the publi cation of a new edition of "The Com plete Angler," soliciting an order for clippings of reviews of bis "new work." coia irnuof'lSS Tis nothing-, lirv, tf " " 'hen . win . ... aews of tne "Ulll IB twttli "The A Cloee Gaeee. word Is 'q-u-a-r-t , quarts,' NEW BIDE Of LINCOLN. For Four Year Mn; of Hli Waking Honrs Tailed la Telegraph OBI re, Abraham Lincoln has been studied from almost every point of view, bat It Is a noticeable fact that none of bis biographers has ever seriously consid ered that branch of the service with which Lincoln was In dally personal touch for four years the military tele graph for during tbe Civil War the President spent more of his waking hours lu the war d.'iMirtmcut telegraph oltlce than In any other place except the White House. While In the tele graph oltlce he was comparatively free from olllelal cares, aud therefore more Inclined to disclose his natural traits snd disposition, writes Duvid Homer Ha tea. In Tlwt Centurv. Not an office; UtlJf' '""u Moaning out. ,i .lo V dth " , All quiet slon, the Pot" '"'"'''"V,,,. ' Where , lis V"' Jiaiuitif ' Their tent. i0 ,', tf tbe cler "u tumn moon. . .rmm ... Or the In-lu ol tU trh Br ' gleaming. , , A tremulous ,tK u 0 l-,to nlht wind . , . Through the foreat ,t" " creepiui- ,, While atara up .bovs. ,,,e,r ,UMer" lna i Keep guard- fur (be army Is sleeping. There', only the sousd (rf lone try's triad, . . . As be tramp, from lb rock to tb" fountain, , , And he think, of the two In the low trundle bed , Far away in the cot the mountain. Mi. m,..k... ..,, ,.,k-his face, dark -- ........ , i a 1 1 sis" snd grim, . Grows geuile with BifBO'1' "n'11'; As he mutism s praj'f "r chllaren ss'eep, For their mother-B' h""11 utfend her I The moon aeema to sklst Juat ss brightly ss then. That nlkht. when the love yet unspoken Leaped up to hia lipr-whcn low-murmured vows ' Were pledged to be t'r unbroken Then drawing his sl't roughly over bis eyea, He d isbea off teart that are welling. And fathers his gun deter up to its place, Aa if to keep down tbe beart-sweljing. He paaaea the fountain, the blasted pine tree The footstep (a laiglnf snd weary ; Yet onward he goes through the broad belt o light. Toward the shades of tbe forest so drearv. Hark 1 was It the n!-ht wind that rustled the lea res T My Hair is Straggly Do you like it? Then why be contented with it? Have to be? Oh, not Just put on Ayer's Hair Vigor and have long, thick hair; aoft, even hair; beautiful halr.without a single gray line in it. Have i little pride. Keep young Just as long as you can. 1 am artv-sevea ysera eld, see antit re eeetlv mv nslr vsrv sry. Sat la a fsw weeks Aysr't Htlr Visor rs.feirsa Uie Mtursl olor te mv lisir se sow ihsrs Is aet a ersv hair to he sesa." 4. W. Uaaeua, Boaiasr Ciesk, iM. A' flyers kr J. O. irw o... LeweU, Alee isimfsstmrere ef IsMAmOIJL PILLS. CBtUT PBCTOIiL. tie Took Meat. As It la undoubtedly true that one man's meat may be another man's poi son, so It happens sometimes that what seems Ilka work to one person -is re garded aa recreation by another. "Had a good lecture on Alasky, didn't we,Eb?"asked one of Mr. Ihxld's neigh bors, meeting blm the day after the lecture. "To sit there peaceful as pis for two hours, bearing blm reel off the Information and seeing those pictures PHECI0U8 STOSES OF THE WIST. a...hleaa Faaiaisl im Msatssa Ave IV err liars) Opals Brittle. Many precious stones fouud In tbe fsr Western States come to a lapidary I of Portlaud. Ore., to be cut, says a dls 1 patch to tbe Indianapolis News. Tbe 'principal stones cut are sapphires, gar nets, rubles, opsls and agates. Besides , these, be polishes and trims large quan j titles of gold quarts and any amount I of pebbles from the seashore and moun tains. Talking of bis work one wan said: "Sapphires are neit to disnionda In hardness. I get a large number of these to cut, moat of them coming from Montsna and Ceylon. Those from the Indian Isle are the moat expenalTe, but I have known people to come Into my shop and pick out a Montana stuns In M-efersnce to the other. These stones run from a white to a deep blue. Many have red and pink shades In them. "Following the sapphires In value snd hardness to work are tha rubles. These popular stones are simply red sapphires, so far ss I have been able to Judge, after having bandied hun dreds of both sorts of ths gems. Tbey come from the same localities Mon tana and Ceylon but nearly all are mined tn the copper State. "Osrnets are very often brought to me for transforming from rough, ugly looking stones to jrerty gems. Many of these srs not worth tbe cutting, mu one does not know this until sfter tbe deed Is done.' Very often a man will come In and show me a atone In tbe rough and ask my opinion of It Now, one cannot Judge the true value of a cast on the screen, was a grand rest for me, boat out with cranberrylug as gem until It Is cut. but I make a guess I be." I as to what I think It win ue. i sin "It was a good enough talk," admit- i about as often right as wrong, for ted Mr. Dodd, In a grudging tone, "but many times the stones taat I am noi It didn't rest me sny to speak of. lie tween having to set stock still without a chance to get In a word for two mor tal hours snd crane my neck looking at think were worth while, turn out to be beautiful gems, while others that bore promise of being One are not worth the time spent on them. Tbe those views. I was pretty well wore best garnets I receive are rrom Arizona when I got home. and New Mexico, although many come "Hut I took the lantern out Into the 'from eastern Oregon, Idaho and Mon- Banking by Mail WE PAY 4 INTEREST On savings deposits of s dollsr or more, compounded twios every yesr. It is iusl as esay to open a Savings Account with as by Ms.l as if you lived next door. Send tor our free book Ut, "Esnking by Mail," and lesra full particulars. AdJruss Oregon Trust 8c Savings Bank Portland, Oregon Sixth and Waahlngton St. woodshed, snd by the time I'd split uj a week's kindlings I felt kind o' rested an' calmed down." Doajs aad M astral Toaee. The capacity of dogs to distinguish musical tones has been made tlie sub ject of elaborate experiments by Dr. Otto Kalischer, of Iterlln, and the re sults have Just been published In the I nwMiAillnea nf tbe IWrlln Academe nt i 1 - - Waa It moonlirht ad auddenly flashing? Sciences. Dr. Kalischer It looked lik' i rifle "Ha; Mary, dog, to p0k op arid eat good-hy J" And the life-blood Ii ebbing and plashing. All quiet along the rotomae to-nlgbt; trained his morsels of meat set before them only when a cer tain note was sounded. at. Vitne Dear an an nervous Dteraaes S prnnsiiantlr cursd nr "n v.r . Riorr. Knd Sir k'KFK 2lrll boUU anil No sound r. the rush of the river; muiss. iir.M. U.kliBw.M..ai Arcasu.l'bua.,a, While aofl falls the dew on the face ol the detd The picket is off duty forever 1 Ethel Lynn Beers. Tfce Merrr Heart Ooee All ! War. When you com to a wearlaonie bit of the road. U'h.n ih r thick and the path ii it Dep. And the back i iowed with Ihe Left ol the loan, t As the DirMs)l,l hrd to keep. Don't stop Just thntir a wasteful sigh, Uut challeng the worst with eteadfast cheer ; If nowhere els. th la help on high Gods angelt will baaten. your pioneer. How the Ball Waits I'p. "Yaas, de beauty an' chivalry ob Smnketown mingled tn tbe ballroom." "Mingled, yo say?" "Mingled till 'bout 'leven o'clock. Den dcy mixed." Houston (Texaa) Chronicle. The London milkman covers his route en foot, pushing s band cart with three wbeela, which carries bis cans of milk snd his different measures. Uettlaa Oat from lader. From the depths of her Inner conacloua nesa Mrs. Shelley had evolved s hideous monster in the ahnne of a humsn h.in was only moonshine." Chicago News. but ueetltuta of all tbe moral attributes or Humanity. "Still." ahe reflected, "no fair minded person can accuse me of being a nature faker. 1 am not charging nature with having sny hand In the production of thia monstrosity." In elaborating the atory, however, alie cleverly dodged all reaponibility by put ting the eniire blame on a helpless and unauapeetlng student of tbe nau: of Frankenstein. Fleasaat fur t lareaee. The sharp, penetrating voire of the young woman's mother rang out on the still night sir. "Marie, coma In the boifse this minute 1 Haven't I told you " "Mamma," Interrupted an equally sharp voles, appearing to come from somewhere oa the front porch, "this Isn't Jack 1 This Is Clsrence 1" said the teacher. "Now, can you use It Durlug the last four years of Lln In s sentence. Maggie?" coin's all too brief public career, even "Why, replied the little girl, "It's "tH the day before bis tragic ending, like this here: 'When a gent loves a the writer waa most fortunate In being lady he quarts her.' "Philadelphia able to see him end talk with him Tress. dally, and usually several times a day; for he visited the war department telegraph office regularly, moruing, afternoon and evening, to receive the Intent neivs from the front. His tall, homely form could be seen crossing the well shaded lawn between the White House and the war department with unvaried regularity. In cool weather he Invariably wore s gray plaid shawl thrown over his boulders In careless fasliion, and, upon entering the telegraph offlcp, he would always bang this shawl over the top of Clever at That, "Who Is thst seedy-looking man over theie?" "That's Burroughs. He's a real mas ter st constructing short stories." When you retch tbe lonesome bit of the "Oh, an author, eh?" road, "No. I mean be can think np any Curtailed shout with mist snd murk, I Bnmber of wsys of telling you he's And you hear faint sounds from tbe dresd broks ."Philadelphia Press, above, I Where shivering, grim hobgoblins lurk, MothTi flll(j Urs. Wlnalows Soot him Just laugh to scorn their doleful cries yrup the b st remedv to ote lot their ohUdrea This la tho place to whistle ana sing; ... .s Owe EaceptloB. Mrs. Wlckler Dear me! bow all the necessaries of life bave gone up. Brush the for from your fearless eyes, And close to tht faith of your fathers cling. When you atind st tho sorrowful bit of the rntd, , And s hand yon kvl his loosed Its clasp; When atream. are in that In sweetneas domed, ' And flowers drop from your listless rap; M E'en now take heart for farther on There sro hope J7 ml ,h d"rn ' dsi: ' . Tou shall find spis viMt thou1,, was gone, Tis the merry hetrt goes all the wsy. Margaret E. Stnpr- tsna. They are not very hard to cut "Idaho and eastern Oregon send a great number of opsls to this city, slso get some stones from Austrls snd Mexico. I often find some rare beau ties In those sent from Idaho and Mei I co, but the finest ars found In Hun' gary. "Opals srs bird to cut on account of their being so brittle. This Is why the stone became known as an unlucky one. Workmen hated to have to cut them, for often Just ss a Job was about fin ished tbe stone would break. "Amethyst, topas and crystal quarts are sent me from various parts of tbe United States. Most of the first ars found In the Lske Superior region, while the topas Is obtained In Rocky Mountain States. There Is very little difference In the work of preparing these two gems for the market. "Pink snd green tourmalines are sent to me from southern California, as well ss the new gem, kunzlte, which Is of a lilac color. "Jade Is very hard to polish. This stone Is the toughest known, and takes what we call a greasy polish. The beet of this stone Is found In China and New Zealand. There Is a light, dirty looking Jade found In southern Oregon, snd while It has the toughness of tho sort from over the seas. It does not bsvs the color, and so Is vslued at al most nil. "Cold quarts Is flxed by cutting It with a fine saw Into tbe desired shapes. I csn tell the name of the mine from which any gold quarts Is obtained from eastern Oregon or Idaho by sim ply looking at a sawed section of the miners). Every little while soms one comes Hia Little ll!a. Mr. Corson, owner of the sawmill, bad bis eye on every stick of t!mier In the county, snd tbe owner of every poor little clump snd grove bad bis eye on Mr. Corson and tbe rising prices of lumber. George Wales cut bis thin squad of pines, trimmed the logs, and plied them In bis front lot by tbe road. Then be waited for tbe time when be should ac cidentally be visible on the place and Mr. Corson should drive by. The encounter took place In due time. Mr. Corson rattled past In bis wagon. took a sidelong look at the pile of logs, and called, "Say, George, don't you know It ain't polite to throw your toothpicks' rouud the front yard?" Isefal. "I bear old Grandpa Jinx has passed awsy." "Yes, and the family miss blm very much." "I should think tbey would be glad for blm, he bad tbe palsy terribly." "Yes, but tbey used to fasten blm to the chum and he'd bring tbe butter In no time." Fort Worth Record. All Taaerlea I'p. Ths boy temporarily in rbarre of ths "morgue" in the office of the Daily Thun derbolt was not sure whether be bad found the portrait tbs night editor want ed or not, ss there was no name on it. In despair ha called up that function ary through tbs telephone. Say," be exclaimed, "I wish yoa would send somebody down here that ran tell me whether this Is a cut of Sena tor Knox, Boss Croker or Harry Or chard, snd be blamed quick about it!" Chicago Tribune. r fnT hlsi Tn i will i ff w.Tv V4 U li C H 'Hie Kind You llavn Always 1 tone tit lias borne tfio nlfrna ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, ami lias been mini under his .rr..i.i auprrvisiun ior over ho years. Allow no cino to deceive you In this. Counterfeits, Imitations niul .liMt-as-good" are but Experiments, ami rmlanirer the licalth of Children Kxperience against Experiment. What is CASTORIA Castnrtit Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, rare (torlc. Drops and Soothlnn Hyrups. It la I'leusnnt. It contains neither Opium, Morphine) nor other Turcot to substance. Its ge Is its guarantee. It tlestrovs Worms nI allays Peverishness. It cures Dlarrlio i. and AVIiul Colic. It relieve Teething Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulenov. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach snd llowels, giving- healthy ami natural sleep. The Children's I'anacca The Mother's Friend. The Kind You Have Always Bought uears tne Signature or In Use For Over 30 Years. eeaswa i a, ee evtHf eraser, mwm .... Latest N.t.re Fakir" Storw. The principal of grammar school st Sprinsflold, Ma. Iw ,,n follov with Interest Iir. H":"n J- In controversy with PresUent Kooxevelt, f.-ols that he hat grl'van,'e against the doctor. The grammar scnooi prin in wun s DSCKsra nnrtnr th m ii. . . v... i. n ' . - . - wicaier , i su. looks around to see If there Is sny one P- sbout ths shop other than himself Mrs. Wlckler Well. I should like Right then snd there I put It dosvn you to mention one thing thst hasn't that ths visitor has what he thinks Is tone up. a collection ot diamonds In the rough. Wlckler-Certslnly. My salary.-ll- .,w,yi Mk tne of Juatrated Bits. for the reason that I jet so much of Water from sn srtesian well at Ostend thl vrork that 1 may bavs examined which has been wasted for fifty years has half tbs rocks In the neighborhood now been discovered to porneaa medicinal nd could tell In a minute whether qualities similar to ths waters of Vichy. 'there was snv llkelltw-t e . w,,. v. uiaiiiUUUa being- found In the collection. "But none of these persons will tell me where they found the rocka i.n.n t (asve reported the result of the Investl- .Ii . 7 ,r fraM 1 wnt to Hnd the location of the diamond mine and steal It from them." '!) )s aojoa amsa em ion J mvpsm iap im 'ma Xuuiji sjoa jo juasjojd qj pia .luiiojdtnj jotn d.T 'S'P Ps ijqama8 upj sajAo.id -U top) s.jeiqSnsp im pag noi 0(jM I"I1I lllasaoj ojg ie n.gu a. u,r tH-mng into s.- ,,.,, b , " ri.llte an enter retary Stanton . r,H,m adjoining. Tbl, ' tfl , J ' Mi.h ,he d,K-tor door was nearly always opvn. IIe , M . , r,'f upon tbe frlenil. Skake hue Yew- Sheas Allen'l Foot Fs.e A powder. It inakea t!ch or new shoes feel easy. It Is a eertain rure lot westing, callous and hot, tired, achlna feet, gold by all lirnrglate. Pries 2.-M. Trial park sue mailed FRKhT. Address Allen 8. Olmsted, UHoj.htm York. aom laneu to -oine over late In tbe evening before retiring, and whim re turning to the Wlilte Ilnuse sfter dark, he was frequently scconipnnled by XlaJ. Kckert, our chief, and nearly al ways by s small guard of soldiers. Ho sometimes protented against this latter precaution as unnect'saary, but Secre tary Stanton's orders to the guard were Imperative. Rmprrnr'a Romaatle f nart.hlp. While the Emperor of Austria was spending s short holiday at Ischl, q the Austrian Alps, he saw for the first time the Princess Klizalx-th of Bavaria says P. T. O. She was then only m' but the monsrch Immediately fell head over ears In love with her. Ilia nintin r wns giving a ball, and he Insisted on tlie young princess being Invited, but her mother objected. "KllxnU'tb Is not yet out," she aald. "Then let her come out." replied tlie Emperor. -Hut continued ber niotlx.r, "iie tins notti Ing to wear." This seemed a trivial matter U the young suitor, who re sounded : "It her come Just as she la," She went to the ball, and !,, danceil all the evening with the Emperor. Their msrrlsge duly came off on April 24 1R54, and their nnlon continued for forty-four yesra. being trsglcaii, termi nsted by tbe hsnd of the sssassln. World's Larceat Hosaltal. The largest hospital In the world la the Metropolltsn, on Blackwelis 1 snd. New Tork. ', All that csn be ssld of some peot.u Is thst tbey srs "ood compsny." said that h r,-.,imed uon ship of a frog with which he bad be come acquainted to the extent of of fering the frog 1 small piece of to bacco. The frog swallowed the tobacco and then began to -rtch ',,'ai1 r nVctlvely. Apparently the head-scratching process eTOve( an Idea, for before the doctor's astnlbcd eyes the frog llternlly turned lt stoni-h Inside out, wished It and Net u- The grammnr rlwol principal was so Impresed with tne cleverness of the performance that be divided to procure few fr.ig, an(i glrs demonstration to a aeon, of pplli whom be strongly suspected had the cl:",,',,e ua,),t llt obtained a dogen frX "n'' domestl cnted them no that r'n wou1'' eat to l"-"o In ihmtod qusntltlets. but not one f the frog, turned I1" '011,",'b I,",d t for the prlncll-",lln,'",lon- "n' them! They neemed to like the stuff." rrs the sch,s, prlnrlH- The cause 'f scientific inetruction relative to the Injurious effects of narcotics received snot her setback th ,l,m' d;lT wI"n h Prlncip, ftfr dwelling msin the ""s of tobacco looltexl Inquiringly Into the face 0f the otfeaiier ,n tn chool whose iin(l!'Dln response was. "lr ain't no t-rlsvtT In cigarettes." "laT-1' , Minister's Wlfr-Wkt upI Tner r burglars In tfr Tobn" Minister-wen, rbst of It? Let them nnl out their oilstsisi themselves. Christian Regtstff- Entirely U)0 rjufh attention Is paid t0 the affair, of nt b',rt ,ml BO "Osh to ths sff'l of th ,lTer I Tfslai WamaWa Plaint. "What la especially neede(i at present time," said the busy woman "Is a new style compliment for thin Dlatlaetloa. s-uw. 11s siucuue Of the public to- 80 von are one of tbe men who ",ra 'willowy' true of human k. went west to grow up with ths coun-, specially the femsls sjiecles. Is try." pusxllnf. Those wbo carry s few ex- "No," snswered the prosperous snd layers of flesh seem to feel a con serene cltlien. "I sm one of the men umlng compassion for those whose wbo went west to show the country frame Is less abundantly ITiow to grow up properly." Wsshlng- thlr opinion the greatest compliment ion oiar. I V7 a person of mv m....... niSVtu.Fl Irv... I. - , . Cl He HaS rik, "Iflere's a note," said the postal clerk, "from a man complaining that bis msll Isn't delivered regulsrly." "What's bis nsmer asked tbe bclef. "VladevoledoweBohowskl." "Huh! With that name you'd think be had all the letters bs needed." Philadelphia Tress. Grease HSI 'Sfa.as J Ralca Axle Grease Helps Ihc Wagon op the nui Ths losd seems ' lighter Wagon and team west longer You tasks more Bodey, snd have mors time It tnaks money, when wheels srs ' greased with Mica Axle Grease Ths longest wearing snd most Satisfactory lubricant in ths war Id. STANDARD OO. CO. proportions Is to exclaim " Oh, how well you are looking. Your fsce Is ever so much fuller thau it used to be,' u 11 "Just as sure ss 1 meet anybody who wishes to b. particularly agreeable ahe -or maybe be-say, that They think It win make m. feel nice snd comfort able. But It doesn't 1 don't want my cheek, to .uck out Ilk. full mJ ldontwsnttobefat.Idontw.Dtto bs even stout In fact very few thin people do w.nt to. That I. -i, , csnuot understand the prevalent of . compliment No one would a',u w stout per son, Oh, you ars so much thinner than you used to be, or to a florid pers -V.-'v,nu.,rhI,er u aauress remarks rsiromai, persons 1 to ths lean hungry Oassluses of either sex iua lues ot pieaslngr Tou csn t get an unprejudiced opln !lon of your new ault by ..king . ,msn: "How do yon ilk. mj " ' . " 't hs will bring op the subject himself. ' If you rnn Into a stone wslL an round lti don't back off and butt E Jheep at It a. long "lfrirr Mud QgctsV- intti Mil RING VOUR TOOTH TROUBLES TO US Bcfora (joins tlsewhara. DR. B. t. 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