THE GIRL WITH A MILLION By D.C Murray CHAPTER V. (Continued.) vainou mi nine secretaire np staira and there, locked Id hla own room, he wrote letter which waa deatlned for t Petersburg, but traveled lo tba Brat Instance to tba cara of one Dr. Brun, wi uouington placa, London. In tba soli tude of hia own chamber Mr. Zeno Mr. mltted himself an accurate and intimate acquaintance with the French language, little of It aa be allowed blmaelf for hla present purpoeaa to know outside. , Meanwhile thlnga ware going more pleasantly In the garden. Angela, with a Jlttle twinge of conscience, bad informed Austin that Major Butler would be de lighted to meet him and bad eipreeeed tie treat regret that he had been unable to make the call he bad contemplated that y. The fact that tba major bad charg ed her with thla meauge did not help her much, for aha knew Iti bollowneaa. The major rather dreaded tba advent of a man who wrote booka and rerarded Aua- tln aa a fellow who would be likely to know a lot of thlnga and expect other peopie to know them also. "Ol'd meek wun of the port meaelf, iu eraser, wun nia own Invaluable aang froid, "but oi'v meed up me molnd to go oaci to-morrow. "To-morrow?" aald O'Rourka. "That' little audden. lan't it?" "I wlah you'd coma. O'Rourke." aald Maakelyne. "But Major Butler la a dreadful Tory, and I am not aura that Jou'd cara to meet each other." "Major Butler might convert me, per- nape," aald Ollourke. "No, no. Clearly I am Impoaalble." He apoke with ao Der- fect a gayety and food humor that ha burt nobody. But a little later be con trived to get Maakelyne apart, and to sues tlon him about a matter which had pussled him good deal. "How doea your oreadrul Tory'a niece contrive to be fa miliar with Dobroskl. when a mere Home Ituler Ilka myself la quite too terrible for the old gentleman T I call him the old .gentleman with no diahreapect," be added, with hla delightful smile. "And, of course, ha may be a young gentleman, and atlll be the lady'a uncle, though, again, ha la bar guardian, and probably elderly." "Dobroakl and Mlaa Butler's father 'were dear friends," aald Maakelyne. re peating what be had heard from Angela. "When Dobroakl eacaped from Siberia 1e landed in England without funda or frlenda. Mlaa Butler'a father found him -out, maintained blm, ao far aa I can learn, for years, and waa a atanch friend o him. Bhe baa known blm from child' hood, and baa a great affection and ven oration ' for blm. It la a difficult poal- tlon, for be and her uncle are at daggers now. But Dobroakl aeema to worship her." "Tea, I can aea that," O'Rourka an wered. "A charming girl," be added softly, and In ao natural way that Maa kelyne auppoaed blm to be ignorant of bit own Interest in her. "Tbere'a ro mance in the aituation, too," he continued, in a lighter tone. Maakelyne, with a mere nod In answer, made a move In Angela direction. "No," aald O'Rourka. putting an arm through one of hla. "You don't earapa roe in that way. I have something to say to you, and I know that you will ' 'be shifty and evasive and underhanded In your waya until I have aald it. Let me apeak, old fellow. 1 Wt shall both be eaaler. I can't tell you what I think and feel about that aplendid loan of yours I was really desperate. I don't know -what I ahould bava done without It." I "Very well," aald Maakelyne, pressing lila companion's arm with a gesture of affection, but apeaklng very dryly ; "It li over now?" "No, my friend of outward marble an Inward tenderness, it la not over. And It never will be." "Once for all, O'Rourka, bury that con founded thing, and have done with it. "Well, there, the thing la buried. Ill ay no mora till I can pay you bark again, But I suppose you don't forbid me to think of It tn the meantime? It waa the -only klndnesa'ln that way I ever had or -ever wanted. I sha'n't forget It ; tbat'a It. And now It a buried. On the following day O'Rourka took a quiet walk by unknown waya across the fields. He waa a born townsman, and bad but little love for rural tranquillities by nature, but be waa already weary of tba work of the session, and waa glad to es cape to fresh air and alienee for awhile. One gentle little hill after another drew film on. He would are what lay beyond thla gentle eminence, and then he would re what lay beyond the neit. and In tbia fashion he sauntered on until ha came in night of a most exaggeratedly castellated bouse of gr7 atone atanding in the midst of a dark pine woods. The building waa of a moderate else, but Ita peaka and tur rets dwarfed It. and from little dis tance made it look at least aa much like a child'! toy aa a dwelling house for real people. Thla waa the chateau of Ron for and the present residence of Major But ler. The wanderer, who bad fairly good taste In most things, stood for a moment to smile at this preposterous edifice, and then walked on again. It was a day of cloudr soft light and the air waa won WfultT aweet. The woods were In the freshneaa of their greenery, and the dark fjuea of the contrasting pinea aet off the lighter foliage. A few hundred yarda be fore blm lay the Brat link of a river -which went winding In a rounded algsag until It lost Itself to view behind the shoulder of a wood-clad hill. Ha strolled dowa to the river aide, and there cast himself upon the graea, and tared np at the soft motionless clouds. The stream ran through narrower banks than common near where he lay, and kept up a pleasant drowsy gurgle. Listening to tbia, be lay mere enjoying an me or lights of leiaure after labor In every fiber of hia body, until ha fell into a light dote. From this be waa awakened by a rustle and the sound of an execration gently breathed. Sitting up ha waa aware of a gentleman of British aspect, florid, sturdy and well aet, who atood on the other aide of the river, rod In band, per auaslvely pulling at a fly which had lodg ed In one of tba branchea of a buah. Ly ing down ha had been hidden from the angler, who, seeing blm rise, gave some thing of a atart. "Pardon me, air," aald the stranger, 4n labored and very English Bounding rrench, "can yo detach that fly for me?" "Major Butler," aald O'Rourka to him elf. "la thla Major Butler, I wonder?" II answered, alao apeaklag la rrench. that be wonld do kla beet, and walked to the buah. O'Rourka aecored tba branch to which tba fly waa attached, and cut It way, after which be disentangled the took, and tba anglef aad h raiaed their tat to each other. Major Butler, toff O'Boaraee ot natural guess had hit the mark, express ed hia obligations with soma little diffi culty, and O'Rourka, wbo waa Psris bred, responded that he waa Infinitely delighted to be of service. If thla were Major But ler, thought V. O'Rourke. it would be good fun to cooquer hia prejudicee, and part from the amusement. It would be agreeable to have a country house to call at during hla atay. Then be thought of that charming girl. He began by asking after sport, and the qualy of tha at ream and the flsh, and the major, who waa aa accessible and friendly soul when once the Ice waa brok en with him. displayed hla take, and noun dered on with hia French In a very cour- ageoua and adventuroua manner. Presently he hooked a half-pounder, who behaved In a very lively manner, and waa finally graesed workmanlike. O'Rourke looked on with Interest. They give plenty of sport." he said. "Capital aport," replied Butler, heart ily. "They're not feeding well to-day, though. Two or three days ago a young friend of mine, an American, who'a stay ing at my place, fetched out aeven pounds in half an hour. I'sed a fly quite strange to the water, too, a gaudy American thing, but very killing." "There can't bo any Americana over here. "Only one that I know of," said tha major. "Maskelyne." He had ' time enough to think that thla waa tha novel 1st, ten to one, and a very different sort of fellow from the man ha bad expected. "I'leased to meet you," be said. "Shall be glad If you'll look me up." "Thank you," aald O'Rourke, aweetly. 'Thank you very much indeed. Maske lyne and I are very old friends." "Not the novelist," said tha major, si lently. "Of course not Spoke much too intimately from the first mention of him only to have met him yeaterday." "Ton are Major Butler?" asked O'Rourke. There are waya and waya of putting thla sort of Interrogatory. But ler bowed aasent "Maskelyne told me with whom be waa ataying. My name la O'Rourke." "Ob!" aald tba major, blankly; "you'ra not the " "I'm afraid I am," answered O'Rourke, with so admirable a good humor that Rut ler could not refrain from a smile, "We needn't talk politics if wa differ, aa dare aay we do." Honestly. If Major Butler could have withdrawn hla Invitation he would have done so, and ha waa a little annoyed with himself for having given it. But he bethought blm, the man waa a friend of Maakelyne's, and Maskelyne spoke of him In the very highest terms. But then again, there waa something about people talked they aald the Irish members were here to make terms with that Infamoua old scoundrel Dobroskt, a rascal who thirsted for royal blood and wanted chaoa to come again. "Do you atay long?" asked Butler, with a diplomatic purpose. "Yes, a week or two, perhaps mora. A friend of mine I dare say you know blm be'a really a very distinguished man Farley, the novelist la ataying In the same hotel with me at Janenne, and so long aa he ataya I shall atay." Angela and Maskelyne were each a good deal surprised halt an hour later to see Major Butler coming down the avenue toward tha chateau aide by aide with O'Rourke. Perhapa at bottom the major himself waa a little surprised, but be waa certainly vanquished, lie confessed that he had never met a pleasanter man In hla Ufa than thla Home Ruler, whom In ad vance ha bad been prepared to deteat CHAPTER VI. Dobroakl and O'Rourke sat together In a chamber of the Lheval Blanc . "You thought my scheme a madman's vision when you heard it first," said the old man, in hia tired and tranquil way, "But now? Speak without fear, and with perfect candor." "I are a practical possibility In It" returned the other. "A bare possibility, but still a possibility." "Possibility enough to make It worth while to atrika when tba time comes?" Possibility enough to make it worth while to atrika when tba time cornea. Yea." There waa something In O'Rourke's manner of repeating the phrase which made the repetition seem weighty, reflec tive, and full of respect for IVhroskl's yeara and qualities. "But" lie paus ed with a look of thought, and drummed upon the table with his fingers. "But T said Dohroskl. "Wa must not lose the cause. We must not lose for want of a little candor. You have laid your scheme before ma given me facta, names, numbers. You tell me that I have your perfect confidence, and that I know now all you have to tell." "There are details," answered Doh roskl "countless details. But the main facta are yours." I am not disputing, air, aald O'Rourke, with a emlle which seemed to y bow Impossible that would be. "I am only recapitulating, nut you see. Mr. Dobroakl, I get these things from the fountain-head, and I am assured of their verity. But when you ask me to be your emissary at borne you forget that I have , neither your yeara, your first-hand knowl edge, your history, nor your authority. In abort I am Hector O'Rourke, and you are John Itobroskt If I carry thla pro digious scheme to the men In England and In Ireland who would be ready to receive It and to take part in It what credentials bava IV Dobroakl turned hia mournful eyes full upon O'Rourke and regarded him in si lence for a time. O'Ronrke bora the scrutiny with aa admirable candor and modesty. That doea not apeak well for your opinion of the scheme," said Dohroskl, after a noticeable pause. "I know, and no man knowa better, that when we atrika we strike for life or death. I know that alnila Indiscretion may ruin ua. I have weighed the chancre and counted the coat for yeara." "I recognise the dangers, too, earn O'Rourka, "but we muat face them and outface them." Ha epoke lightly, but It h an underlying resolve ao clearly Indicated that there waa no doubting him. No, It la not the danger of the scheme that givea ma pause. Hut It needed an your cloee and Intimate knowledge, all ha authnrltv too carrr In your name and your career, to make tha existence of ao vast a plaa eeem poeelble. I accept tha scheme," be aald. vividly, half rialng from bla aeat "I bind myeelf to It without reserve. Win or lose 1 But except npoa tba fullest exposition, I would not have fh.. it Riceot ODoa tba loftieat ao- tborlty. I would not bava given eredenc u V Mr. Dohroskl. too muat coma yourself ta England. Leave ma behind yon to work aa your lieutenant there. If you think me worthy of the poet, but come yourself and bear the newa and make tba nrst appeal." t -I will go." said Dobroakl, "if think it needful." "I think it actually needful." O'Rourke answered. "I will write and will make arrangementa. Wa bad better not travel together." Uood," said Dobroakl. "I will atart to-nigbt. The longer the interval be tween my going and your following tha less causa to suspect that we have a com mon errand. Perhaps I can be doing something in the meantime. I may tell your friend Mr. Frost tbat the plan car ried your adherence with it? Your entire approval?" "That It carries my entire approval with It." O'Rourke answered, alowly and weightily; "because It promises nothing precipitate, because it promises cool and cautious preparation, and good general- ablp." "You think ha atanda la need of that warning?" "Moat of ns stand in need of it," said O'Rourka. "Wa are too eager. We frit ter our chances on affaire of outpoata. That baa alwaye been our trouble.' "I understand," aald Dobroakl. "1 will not forget your wsrning. But now, sir, I will say farewell. We ahall meet again in a little while, I truat. We have not seen much of each other aa yet but I am not alow to read a true man, and I know tbat I have done well tn trusting you. have fought In thla war for now thla forty yeara and more. We have done but little, but at last tha hour ta coining, and all will soon be dune or undone." When he first aald farewell he took O'Rourke by the hand and held him so until be had spoken hla last word. O'Rourka looked bark into the sad and paseionata eyea that gated into bis own, and bla glance waa affectionate and wor shipful. Tha little toy train at the toy railway atation at Panenna waa getting up steam to be gone, and waa making aa much noise of preparation aa If it bad a thousand miles before It. Dobroakl emerged from the doorway of the Cheval Blanc, followed by a atout female domestic, wbo bore a portmanteau In either hand. The old man caught sight of O'Rourke and bowed to him. O'Rourke returned the salute, and turning round when Dobroakl had disappeared, saw Auatin at bla open win dow. "Farley," he said, "I believe our old revolutionist is leaving us. He has just gone off to the atation with a couple of portmanteaus. Haa he said nothing to you about it?" "Nothing," said Farley, smiling. "Doesn't ba take hia fellow-conspirator into confidence?" "Well, you aee," returned O'Rourke, smiling also, "I haven't asked him for his confidence. And even if I did, ba mignt prefer to keep it." "Likely enough," said Farley, smiling still. "Ilillol Here are our friends from Houfor. Meet them for me. there's a good fellow. I'll be down in two min utes." (To ba continued.) PHONETIC VARIATIONS. How Titer Broke l' Latla La araaare late Homstaee LaaaraaaTes. What led to tbe break-up of Latin Into the various Romance languages of the Mediterranean basin? Simply the fact tbat In centuries of almost universal Illiteracy there waa no check upon tbe phonetic variation which la alwaya going on In every language, but which waa in tbia case hastened, no doubt, by the frequent Irruptions Into the Roman empire of barbarian In vadera and settlers, Bay tbe Fortnight ly Review. The standard language ex isted, Indeed, but waa Inaccessible eith er to tbe ear or to the eye of the vast majority of men. Pronunciation then shifted from decade to decade and took a different trend In every geographical section of tbe Latin spoaklng world ; slovenliness and corruptions entirely supplanted stand ard forma the very existence of which waa forgotten, and It was only when the vernacular litera ture arose to give relative fixity to a certain number of the Innumerable dla lecta that the process of degeneration waa checked. But to give every man the meana and to concede to ului the right of aiielllng exactly aa be pro nounce would be to reuiora tbe checks on degradation aa completely as If he neither wrote nor aielled at all. Pho netic Individualism would presently re sult In a state of sheer linguistic do llqiiesoeuc. This, of course, la an absolutely un thinkable eventuality. Even If a truly phonetic system could be Introduced tt would be Impossible for every pariah or every country to have Ita own liter- ature and its own transcription of the English classic. LlngulHtlc crystalliza tion would take place over larger or smaller areas. We might have, per haps, Ave languages tn Great Britain; the languages of Wessex, of Eaut An glla, of Mercla, of Northumbrla and of Caledonia. But each of these languages would represent a compromise between various tub-dialects, and would be, in fact an only quasi phonetic atandard language. And If any one Imagines that the Bible of Sbakapeare spelled quaal-phonetlcally for tbe use of tha west of England could be read without difficulty and disgust by a Yorkshire man or a Scot (not to mention a Cale donian or a Queenslander), all I can ay la that be Imagines a vain thing. The other day la a Scotch railway train I listened to a conversation be tween a Cockney of tbe shopman claa and a Perthshire grazier or gamekeep er. They had quite amazing difficulty In understanding each other. Not a Ingle vowel aound did they produce alike, and It aeeruod evident to me that the process by which they did arrive at mutual comprehension wa a specu lative mental translation, often very alow, of the spoken Into the printed words. Thus the visual word "game" formed a sort of bridge or half-way house between the Cockney' "gym" and the Scotchman' "gaame," Vast the This-. "When I wa young, my dear, gtrl were not allowed to alt op o lata with young men." "Then, papa, why do yon allow ma to do ao? it would ba ao much mora In tercet I tig If you would only forbid It" Judge. M.M. D"""4 ..l. When 10. t-k. de natured alcolwl "' Place ha will find tbat t " nttln, up hi di.tlIler7ifl'""U"''toalething. Tba picture a1 tha i.rg. vat In which tba prepared la a large distillery. T" , can, of conn... uerry-W,9.ppltncMj but denatured !' C?D0' Produced without the P,, T'. Plpa and orner arrtalD In the l.rg, vat tba .tlrrlni iot by machinery, which of cotir- ,ul1 iuch too ex penalv for tlx "'" fannr. U haa been uggeated tb" J form small associations an w4"1-'" a distillery at a central P"1"1 t0 wlll,l farmer can bring their Bterll to ba made Into alcohol. Farmer sboull t be '.oo sanguine over the proape 'or '""uedate profit In manufacturing 4"hired ,iTOU:)1 ,t home. It must bndr,,0l that farm ers' etllla would tw curtail the bualness of tb Pt wbrty trust and reduce the profit. H ',ot reasonable, therefore, to bell tn It will allow tbe fanner to a'" M If it can prevent It by W or ifalr mean. The trust In tb lst loii of Con- If ASHINQ AND COOKMB APrAVTU. greaa sought to tmacu!ate the farm er' alcohol bill tf Impoilng restric tions that would render It Impossible for farmera to eaflps la business. Tha trust, through friendly senators, par tially aucceeded, an4 no alcohol will be made on farm thla year or neit In fact It I tafe to ny that It will be many long year before tba lawa are so framed a to carry out the Intention of Secretary vVIIaon it the matter. There Is, however, iverr prospect that the manufacturing of denatured alco hol will soon aajome large proportion and that fnrmeritlll profit by raising those crop tbat can be used In the business. raderarraaad Arkansas tseleee Edyth Jack Huggln actually had tba Impudence to kla m last night MaymwTb Ideal Of course yen tried to scream? Kdjta Yea every t!m Water la Viller. A report of tbe Unltel State Geolo gical Survey deala brleHj with the gen eral geology of Eastern Colorado, and In detail wlrh the teoHy and under ground water of Urkanaa Valley reslnn. The principal webearlng ronan- tlon of thl reglo il uia "uagora sandstone, but wirrsi also occur ex hulrelv In the alirlai deposit along the valley, In thal and gravuN mantling part of tel upland east of the mountains, amlnjthe sandstone of the Fox Hllla. arfmle, and over Ijlng formation. Smaller amount, mostly of bad quallt, occur In tha "Red Beds." ' I Tbe quantity of t available from the "Dakota" andiwi in Eastern Col orado Is variable, aidj In portion of the region has bee round Inadequate. Aa a rule the Drer Is too low to sustain a Tlgoroua i ne urges' volume of water baiiean obtained from wells at Rockyford. l me districts the oualltr of the "'"r atlsfaetory( In others the watenrt highly charged with minerals. ' Lima Braaa a PU1 Crow, T.tma hoana are Ty profitable. If picked green and ' the general market, or hr cofl"!"""n merrnant. They are then told 0le "". though some shell them. Tbey require consld erable labor, the d.l'y picking and hrlllnff are Itema "p"y exp3n mi. ). cost of P 8,1(1 cultivation adds largely to thttlay There are "poleless." or dwn. " nowevr. If sold dry they are flailed, the yield k-i- fmn, 1.1 to bushels per sere. sccordlng to the "' fertility of the oll. They e'"y nunc -a In yield should dry "'-"'" ""- ' ne 11 nPnnt is mad. by MMng them In the grwn condition- ".ler favorable ,Tnn. mu.cn f 2"0 per acre can ... hnt 1100 l oove the aver uc ur.iv., . t age for an acre '7;" ? 4 .-.,-., .ra prefrfPd. A mix- ure of 150 po"" ,l,r"J f ,odn' ,jn0 -m. .Im .isted pbo"l'hate rock and would ba a prop" , soil. ...s " u lnfl,"1ln Pasture, are elT nem without W . to what ... prijuuc th il. .. .t knar mUt'U -- - iiu - ,1. rough tA i. . . . .K rnncrh ilre?J?n crele ln- The Wm t tbeT tof "" fir and will eat the dc . T n..sablT r"1' hloh tn be called PMllJ A .,. (h qetly I. tre underfoot , aiven an animni v clean. Thl re-um ty' r..t up J fl"i't of hay. Exchang- aisf r" . rlety In Orrmn I... un T,u' rrftera tnr f a new - uiu Oi "v. tTtlrc. I .. ., it n r itaeir rat ( Haallaar Traps. The Information contained In a bul letin laaued by tha L'nlted State De partment of Agriculture wa aecurwd from correspondents In l.HSH countlea In different State. The statistic deal particularly with twenty-three of tha tapis agricultural product grown in tba United State, and embrace tha number of counties reporting, average mile of ahlpplng, weight per load, coat per ton per mile, etc. In a summary of then data the au thor aya: "Tbe a vers re coats Dar 100 lt. for hauling product from farms to shipping point vary In a number of Inatancea roughly with tha relative aluea of the article baulad. the mora aluable product being hauled often at greater coat than tbe leaa valuable product. Corn, wheat, oats, hay and Potatoes were hauled at costs rsr.rlt from 7 to 9 cents per 100 lbs., cotton 18 cents, and wool coat only 10 cents per 100 Iba. to be hauled from farms. The difference of cost tn hauling be tween one product and another is largely due to the relative dlatance traversed and the relative size of load taken." Statistics sre also presented and dis cussed regarding the farmera longest hauls and methods of hauling, with tha efTect of theae f actors on local and gen eral prices. The quantity of farm produce hauled In 100&-O8 Is estimated at more than 40,000,000 tons, and tba cost of hauling at about 9S4.0S4.OO0 for the tnokt Important cropa mention ed. The value of better roada. Quicker methods of loading and unloading, and other factors are alao discussed In tbelr bearing on the reduction tn tha cost of hauling. Note from correspondents, regard ing the conditions of wagon transpor tation In different parts of the United States, are also appended. 7ACT0BT HZKOCTS. Miss Harr Oalaaa rirst Waaiaat ( Get a Haaevelt Metal fr Braverv. Mlaa Mary Uuluan, tbe first woman to receive the Roosevelt prize for brav ery. Is not st all confused by tbe great honor bestowed upon her. Sb la a modest little woman and continue to work every day at her machine In the Mlddletown, N. Y, shirt factory where ah ha been employed for eighteen yaar. On Dec 10 last when Miss Gutnsa waa returning from her work aha saw John C. Runyon, an aged merchant of Mlddletown, atanding on tbe Erie rail road trscks wsttlng for a train to paas, Tb train wa going west and Mr. Runyon did not see an eaatbound train approaching. Mia Guinea aaw the old man'a danger and stooping under the gate pushed tb aged merchant off tb eaatbonnd track aa the train rushed t iO in MISS MAST OOIH Alt. BAD HOLUEM. begun sdoptlon t gs i-u uarii prune, and n rf , cbtn n strongly ' "grading, alin, tttt 11 " Vtl To tb T'ra. Tb. ao constant loa largest ,M of daty Jrt M it preaen, ,. rf ,hoold be '"rdlng tlze a, sisea, ,"r ,d tb amaller size ond or medium, prut, a ulrd rJ " Electrt Rlftealaai af rralf. itipening rrult by electricity Is on of tb latest achievement of aclence. The experiment was tried by sn Eng lish electrical expert, who found that he could reproduce the effect of tb tropical sun's ray without the slight est difficulty. The ripening experiments have been tried for tbe most part with bananas. When bunches of the green fruit ar rive In England they are put In an air tight case made entirely of glass. In side this case Is supplied with a num ber or electric lights which can ba turned on and off In any number at ill. It has been discovered that the bin-anas ripen according to the amount of rays shed on them. Tbe expert has made teats so tbat now he can ripen bananas at any time be wsnts Just by regulating tbe lights. This 1 an Im mense advantage over tb ordinary method of ripening. Bananas are cut and shipped when quit green, but of full alia. It 1 er roneously believed by those wbo have never been In banana raising land tha there the fruit Is allowed to ripen on the tree. This Is not the case. Bananas are picked green and hung up to ripen Just as they are treated In the north. Holds Rear. Nobody but a person who ha tried It knows tbe difficulties encountered In tilling a sack with potatoes, grain, old paper or simi lar articles. Gen erally two person are required to perform the opera tion, on to nold the bag while tbe other throws In tbe content. It will readily b seen that a scheme which will obviate the necessity of employing a second person would be of Immense advantage, both In saving time and labor. A sim ple device of this nature has recently been patented by a Minnesota man, md la shown In the accompanying Illustra tion. The ack or bag bolder com prises a suitable platform, on which are mounted Inclined standards, by wb'ch the bag Is braced. At the top Is a lever which Is hinged to one of the upright At the end of the lever are two ring", one fitting within the other, thi bag being clamped within them. A sprlr-a" at tbe rear serves to hold the lever supporting the rings, thus ur lrtlng the bag In sn upright position. The Saddle. Th heavy man should be moat par ticular about bis saddle, and that It ahall be not only broad seated but long In the tree, that his weight may be distributed over as large a surface on tb horse's back aa possible, and h hould exercise gret care tbat not only la It well stuffed, espedslly about th withers, but that the stuffing I con stantly worked light and kept from caking or becoming lumpy anywhere. Neglect of these precautions, say a writer In the Outing Mag-islne. will Inevitably lead to chafing and bruising of the back or painful pinching and brulalng of the withers, this Utter in Jury leading rery polbly to further complication In the way of fistula, etc., which may result In permanent and rery severe complications. Tbe Individual of lighter weight I mor fortunate In theae respects, as he Is not ao likely to injure his mount severe ly by the mer snwunt of weight he represents, but even he must be July careful, not only upon the grounds of self-interest, but upon those of ordi nary humanity. TraaseUatlaaT "at Tree. Nut tree a rul hav long tap roots and It ba been handed down for year that to cut thla Up root when transplanting tbem meant death to tb tree, but experience .bow different If th long tap root I cut many lateral are ent out. nd thu. a "oitron system la awtabll.bed, which will mak a good tree. Rural World. Keep tb crust broken "P ronnd young plant to deatrey small weed d ner. moUtnr, A toot bar row la ta thing for thla. past Tb two were for a moment In a space of leas than three feet, with a train rushing past at high apeed on each (Id. Mlaa Gulnan held the old man firmly until on of tha tralna passed and then aaalated him to the sidewalk. Mlaa Gulnan then went home without giving her name and told no on of the Incident One of tbe apectator fol lowed ber and on learning her Identity made the story public. Mlsa Gulnan and a slater support their aged mother and a little nephew and niece. omam or the kiss. The Aaeleata Kaaw No thl a at at Deltchta of Thla Salate. Prof. Hopkins of Yale University claim to hav traced the history of tb kla from It birth, and proved tbat th earliest peoples and earliest tliuea knew It not That there might be no mis take ha labeled tha kiss of to-day "ths genuine klas" and "tb perfect ktsa. Tbe genuine klaa, Prof. Hopkins aald. waa Invented by a woman. It description Is given In tbe epic of an cient India which treats of th science ot love. 'ISh laid her mouth to my mouth," recite th poet "and made a noise which gav me pleasure." With that dicovery grew th faah Ion which has sine known no abate ment and observers even aay the faah Ion I spreading. Additions to th epic In later year described variations In tb natural klaa, all baaed upon tbat alven by th "ahe" of th first nar rator. "Th early people," declare Prof. Hopkins, "knew nothing of tbe kiss In ny form. Hsd tbey known of it they would hav told something of It In the mas of records that has com down to us, for surely an act which conveys such pleasure could not hav been for gotten. "Tbe earliest form of the kla la thai which w know as th 'nlfr kiss.' Thli Is a smelling, usually of tbe bead. Th father of a new born son sniffed bla bead that his dsys might be long snd tbat honors might come to him. Re turning from a Journey, be sniffed the besda of bis children In tb same man ner. I "Graduslly, with this Vilff kiss there came also a caress, a touching, usually, of the bead. Gradually alac tbe endearment came to be applied to other than children. Tbe rubbing of noaea, which was persisted In by some tribes, was probably sn Intermediate process In tbe evolution. "With th development of tbe gen uine kla the 'nlff kla' dlaappeared, never to reappear.. It had eerved It purpoae and wa Boon forgotten." Wasted, th Real Thla-. A painfully bashful yoong man of Btoteabury, according to a paper quot ed by tb Kansas City Journal, pro posed to bis girl by means of a phono graph, to tb waxen cylinder of which be had previously told bis love. The girl wa greatly surprised and not dls pleased to hear ber lover's declara tion, but the Idea of this betrothal did not appeal to her. Accordingly sb sent her little brother with a not which ral as follows: "Dear Sir If you hav courage enough you might com over and tell me what you bav to ay, but If you haven't atay at home, for I'll be jig gered If I am going to be hugged and kissed by a phonograph If I never get chance to ay 'Ye !' " M mt Oeveraaseat la Rasalau It coat leaa per head to run the gor- ernment of Russia than any other na tion In the world. Tb average Rus sian tax I 1 10 for each person In tb empire: that of Great Britain, Trance, and Austria Hungary runs over 113 per bead of th population of these, coun tries. Mlsa Oldglrl Yea, I am slngl en tirely from choice. Mlaa Pert Wuoew choice ? Philadelphia Record. feaat Ar all the rooma In your lint light? Crlmaonbeak Ob. yea; w hav gas In 'am all I Youkera Stat-- uian. f atigued rhlllp Did dat dy t row bollln' water on youae? Wandering Walter Worse n dat Tbll wore n dat It wus soapsuds. Cleveland Leader. "Sir, I want your daughter's hand." You may hav It with th greatest pleasure, dwar boy. If you'll take the on that' alwaya In my pocket" Uat tlmor Sun. She Hav you ever written auy po etry? He (proudly) I bad a sonnet one In on of tb leading magaziue. Bhe No, but I mean any real poetry. Souienrlll Journal. Dyer What did your wife aay when you told her you wouldn't be home till late? Rownder I don't know. 1 bung up th receiver a aoon aa I wa through talking. Brooklyn Life. How do you know be la used to re ceiving letter from tbat girl?" "IW cauae," answered Mlsa Cayenne, "ba knew Immediately where to look for tbe second page." Washington Klar. Strong-minded Old Lady (to the new vicar's wife) Oh, yes, mum, I've 'ad my ups and downs, but I never 'ad what you may call a serious trouble I'v only lost two husband I Puiich. Nell Maud says sb haa bad seven teen propoaala thla year. Belle I didn't think abe knew o many men. Nell Ob, atxteen of tbem were from Chollle Saphedde. Philadelphia Rec ord. Tommy Pop, waa writing done tablet of stone In th old day? Tom my's Pop Yes, my son. Tommy Gee! It must have taken a crowbar to break th new. Philadelphia Record, Old Huhka Didn't you marry m for my money? Answer me tbat, mad am! Mrs. Hunks Certainly I did. And we'd get along Just lovely If you were not so stingy with It Chicago Tribune. Fortune Teller Beware of a short dark woman with a fierce eye. She I ' waiting to give you check. Visitor (despairingly) No, she ain't Khe's waiting to get on from me. Thai's my wife. Baltimore American. "Chumpley'e auto got away from him and ran fourteen miles on a cou.r try road." "I'll bet he was mud." No, be was tickled. He aald It was the best run his car had made without adjusting." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Where," asked the tenderfoot, "was the last man killed here?" "He aln t been killed yet," replied Arizona At. "There's gotn' to be at leaat one mora killed aa soon aa him and me come face to face." Chicago Record-II era Id. "Yes, ma'am," the convict was say ing. "I'm her JlBt for try'n' to Bat ter a rich man." "Th Idea!" ex claimed tbe prison visitor. "Yes, ma'am, I Jlst tried to Imitate his sig nature on a check." Philadelphia Pres. "Ah !" b sighed. "I have long wor shiped you at a distance." "Well." abe replied, coldly, "If It la necessary for you to worablp me at all, I prefer It that way." And It waa back to tha boarding nous for him. Chicago Dal ly New. Bhe Glady I o aorry Bbe took her engagement ring round to the Jeweler' to bav it valued. He Why? Did h say It was too chesp? She Oh, no. He said be would keep It for a bit, as Freddie hadn't settled up for It yet Plck-Me-Up. Mrs. Stubbs Lsnd's sakes, John, there must be a great many barber shops In Wall street!" Mr. Stubbs Whst cause you to think o. Marls? Mrs. Stub Why, the paper ay hun dred of men r "trimmed" there ev ery day. Chicago Dally New. Jonea had vegetable garden la which be took a great luterest Brown, hi next door neighbor, had one also, and both men were espeelslly Interest ed In their potato patches, One morn ing, meeting by the fence, Jonea aald : "How la It Mr. Brown, you are nevr troubled with caterpillars, while my bushes are crowded with them?" "My friend, that la easily explained," re plied Brown. "I rise early in the morning, gather all the caterpillar from my bushes, and throw them Into your garden." Tit Blta. Owae Few, Bacon Tb opea work stockings bare bad tbelr day. Egbert Yea, I ahould aay tbey ware oa their iei lonim states man. Too many people know a lot of thing that ar bod f tbelr bulneam kr lha Bill Waa Bis. Th cloaet that light by electricity when tbe door open baa It draw back. Wben he went 8outb for a month' shooting a young New Yorker thought be had left hi bachelor apart ment In uch order that be would hav no cause for complaint on hla return. Tbe alte of bl electric light bill on bl return convinced blm that nmcthlng waa wrong, aay tbe New York Sun. He complained with unusual fervor, tbe company Investigated and found out the source of tbe extra exeiise. In the hurry of departure he had left. open the door of one of bla closets., Th electric light shone night and day In tbat closet for mor than a month. A Feeallar Bafrataard. "You needn't be afraid, my friend. tbe hotel will not burn." "Why, It Isn't fireproof. Is Itr No, It lan't fireproof." "Then why do you aay It will not burn?" "Brraun there I no Inaaram-e oa It" Cleveland Plain Dealer. aasa Thlaar Her. Mag I Tom d Franchle call gal'a felW her finance. Tom (gloomily) Aw, well, ain't dat wot It all come tor? Baltimore Amer ican. Two men ar nearly always braver thaa on, even If on of them ba cold feet On pair In th front parlor beau tare of a kind.