I
HelplHelpll
I'm Fall,:
ng
Thus cried the hair. And a
kind neighbor came to the res
cue with a bottle of Ayer's
Hair Vigor. The hair was
saved I In gratitude, it grew
long and heavy, and with all
the deep, rich color of early
life. Sold in all parts of the
world for sixty years.
About eao Hlua I ImI nearly ell say
belr fulUiwiiiif altera of ni.efes. I was
adl,ee kf e filee-l 10 nHiiii'i H.ir Vlsr.
a i u m. eun mm m ' " ww - -
.dhf n.ir iim.'."! J.liUL-Wll M.uoui- n
u) r.iu. vie.
b 1. O. mfmr ce.
mlL I
Almm
SASSASaSILLA.
ITjSJIICTMalJ
rrofeealoaal.
"Are you certain you can cook well?"
".Ma. lum. I worked two yeara for
the great tenor, Allx-rtl. At the last
dinner he gave I waa applauiled after
each course, and at the end cf the
dinner I wua recalled three times."
Translated for Talca from Fliegende
Blaetter.
Win tklld.
"nut, Tommy," aald bla mother,
"didn't your conmlenie tell you you
were doing wrong?"
"Ves'm." reiilli-d Tommy, "but I
don't believe everything I bear." I'bll
delphla rreaa.
ratal Crltlrlam.
"So you have been to the muilonle.
fon't you admire Mlaa Faddy's execu
tion?" "No, madam ; I am oppoeed In all Its
aha pes to capital punishment," Balti
more American.
Tba Only Drawback.
Flret Girl You know the older one
grows the greater, I thluk, la wom
an's capacity to fall In love.
Second Girl But the fewer the men.
Detroit Free Press.
taenia pad bla.
The fire Insurance agent waa running
for the office of tax amemor.
"Such a thing aa that would never do!
It la contrary to public policy 1" exclaim
ed the taxpayer.
And bia dufi-at waa overwhelming.
Coulda't Toacn II Ira.
"I tell you, air, you're a liar!"
"Sir! If I were fighting man I'd
knock you down for that."
"I'll bet you $10 I can prove It"
"Sir, I er never bet" Philadel
phia Presa.
A linod. Uienaa.
Mother I'm ashamed to think you
can't do better In school. Why can't
you lead your class?
Willie Say, mn, you told me you
didn't want me ever to be conceited,
an' I notice when a boy load the clan
lie always get conceited. Pblladol-
tlila Press.
A loud laugh, an over-vlvaclons man
n er betrays a lack of breeding. Copy the
-silliness of form, the quiet poise, which
m the great charm of English women,
vhl a vivacity somewhat under re
straint adds that which ia winning and
('iquante In tha manuer of our own coun
try wouso.
Told Heraalf.
"Mr. Taffelgh I a amooth faced
youn man, Isn't he, Matilda?"
"Why, I thought It felt I mean"
"Matilda !" Jud.e.
Ila Came llama Early,
"Ton needn't sit up for me tonight,
Varia."
"I won't, dear. I'll be standing just
Inside tbt door (or you."
Buckwheat Is a corruption of "beech
wheat." The corn is so called from tha
similarity of the shape of It grains to
the mast, or mils, of the beech.
10 an iinunn, cnargea in a Ionilnn
-oiiri wtrn drunkenness, tha magistrate
nut: "Italians tlou't often get drunk.
lon t et Knulish wsvs.
Itussisn officers In csmp recelvs money
to pay for their mesls, but in many ca.-s
they keep this for other purposes, and
at witn tue common soldiers.
Ambassador Whitelaw Heid has given
. tor the en.Iowment of s bed (or
American sailors in th Lnioa Jack Club,
JAnuon.
VJWJtUr? W ViLJJL-WVaaaV KEPT OPEfj
jDY'IM PURITIES IN TIIE DLOOD
Whenever a sore refuses to heal Jt Is rieennse tie M
tiealthy, as it should be, but i3 infected
Llood taint which lias corrupted and
, . , , ...
Of a fliiffSish and Inactive condition
i.iuuiijr Biuii icti wua om bovcs nra persons who liave rcacl
die life. The vitality of the blood and etrenth of tV.e ayst
lzun to decline, nn the poisonous reras which h ive rl
"""- .T-u iu vm-iii, now jorce an outlet on t;ie face arms
legs or other part of the body. The place prow3 red and nn-ry, festers and
eats into the surrounding tissue until it becomes a chronic and stubborn
ulcer, fed and kept open by the impurities with which the Mood i3 saturated
Nothing is more trying and disa-reeable than a stubborn, non healing sore'
The very fact that it resists ordinary remedies and treatments is pood reason
for usplclon; the same Eerm-producinjr cancerous ulcers is back of every
old sore, and especially is this true if the trouble is na inherited one
Washes, aalves, nor indeed anything else, applied directly to the sore, cati
1 I was affiles with a sra on mr fADJ remanent rood ; neither will re'raor.
tire ot four ysars' atandmr. it in? l.ie sore with caustic plasters or tha
Vd",;lV,.wnotr.1., Jnih a lasUn- cr,. If
la as-ary way until 1 barama every pa-tide of the diseased flesh Wee
:.r.;i.tctt.tnr,1Tc!:?;ttliV! ct 6on vouid come, be-
traate.tsna but tha eore continued, Cause the trouble is in tha bloo.1, and tha
lo rrowworse. I a-tw B. U, B. ad DIOOO ClAMlinT tie ur mimsmJ
Vartlaad and coi:i menceit its i ia
TTIOSL FOCS
nd alter ukin is a whlla I waa i ne cure must come ty a thorough cleans-
cotnplataly aarad. My blood Is tar cf the MothI t q q q .it-
now purs and b.aUhr from tha 1 CI ne Dlooa' l H. S. S. Wtil be found
tract ef B. s. B.,and tbara baa not a remedy for aores and rlcers cf evcrv kind
t-aan any aivn of the sore alnoa Tt Us n.iu.i .i i t. ' :
W..lUi,Obi,. promptly cleanses it cf all toi.,on an.l
PURELY VEGETABLE
TTen the aore begins to bead, new flesh is formed, all pain and inflammation
leares, the place scabs overr and when S. S. S. has purified the Hood tha
store ia permanently cured. S. 3. S. is for sale at all first class drug stores.
Write for our special book on ores and ulcers and any other medical advice,
tou desire. We mak no charge for the book or advice.
N me svnrr sreemo co Atlanta cu
Capital raataheeeal. ,
CaplMl iHiiil.lii.irnt I still prrtlrt
In many count rl.s. tli.mi.-h of lute year.
.H,,-;.lly In the fnltea Sl.t.. It bas
Im-4.ii made ai Immune a ih.s.I1I- 1M'
. itvolullon. tue
creaiitiii u -i-.-
fuillotirie. I tlll ul If "' u""
trie, and the old exfnitlmier's si '''
out JUMtli-e In Urunswli k.
Tue nioitt Immune un'ttiiJ of reoti
tlon. tlie el.vtrle rbalr. I "n!r
lu tlie I'niteJ State. Sj'aln employ
' tbo jarrote, or Iron eollar. yblrh I
tlghtene-l until tlis vl. tlm strangles to
death; ami In I'ruln the hiwcls of
' prisoners are stru.k off with the sword.
The fiilllotlua la used In Uivarla and
Keltflum; and Ktwxla destroya her
criminal by aboutlng, banging, and
with the neoutloner'a sword. Tha gal
Iowa la the o!H'IM meana of aduilnlater
Ing death In Great Hrltaln; Austria
baa adopted tha aame means ; but Cbl-
wn crluilnsU are killed hv the swora.
feat.
! The aentlmentul and lovesick youtb
atood gaslng at the round, romantic
moon.
"Ves," he confided, "the Idol of my
heart resides on yon bill. To-night I
j shall serenade the cynosure of my af
I fectlona as gallants were wont to do
j when knighthood was In flower. Now,
' wbat Instrument do you think would
be the most appropriate?"
"Well," replied his practical chum,
"If I were you I should serenade her
I with a phonogrnpli."
"Wbat? A phonograph? W hy, a
phonograph la nothing like aa romantic
aa a guitar."
"Tea, old chap, but you can start a
phonograph and then run to the tall
timber before the shooting begins.
Too Maeh Kserclea.
Hep I.I had bought a che.ip bu
"warranted" clock. At the end of
week he returned to the shop from
which be had procured bla time-piece,
with no expression on Ills face, but
with evident bewilderment of mind.
"Khe go, click, clack ! click, clack ! all
light, tree day," lie announced to the
young woman who waited on hi in.
wind all light, sainee you any. Xex'
day ahe go click, click clack I click
click ! clack!
"I shake ber tip so! down so!
lound so! no good. She atop click-
stop clack only go when I slake.
"I say give me one less aluke, more
click, clack 1"
aid Ma-ate aa MyttaoluaTr.
"Sister," asked Melpomene, "why art
thou so rloomy?"
"Because." said Calliope, who, In her
capacity as the muse that prpshled over
elonueuce and epic poetry, had done a
bard d.iy's work at her desk, reading man
uscripts and firing thein Into the waste
basket. "I am oppressed by a foreboding
that all my labors have gone for naught.
I shall die utterly unknown and my
name will perish from the earth!"
Little did she think that the most
diabolical and soul destroying Instrument
ever devised for the pu.-pose of torturing
tbs ears of mankind would send her
nam screaming and tooting down tb
ages! Chicazo Tribune.
Cot Service,
The boarder who waa a month behind
with the landlady was surprised at the
size of the henp of mashed potatoes on
the plate the girl bad brought him.
He was even mors surprised when be
found a folded paper in the center of the
hea p.
But be didn't open It lie knew what
It was.
Currfully wiping it with his napkin, he
put it in his vest pocket and went ahead
calmly with bis dinner.
You can't disconcert aa experienced
boarder.
World's Coal onaamptloa.
The total consumption of coal in tbe
world Is considerably over fifty thou
sand tons an hour. Of this great
great quantity about twelve thousand
five hundred tons la required to heat
the boilers of stationary, marine and
railroad engines, The production of
pig Iron consumes over Dve thousand
tons an hour. The average hourly con
sumption of coal In households Is con
sidered to be alout ten thousand tons.
Where "Psta" Is No Vlrtae..
A well-known motor-engineering Arm
In the Midlands at one time held the
agency of a certain American car, but
owing to stress of business did not sell
many. A telegram came one day.
"IIoe you are pushing our cars."
Promptly came the answer back: "Yes,
we are, up every hill." Tbe agency has
betn removed. Judy.
I'arle Allen.
"Give some men rope enough," triorsl
Ixed I'ncle Allen Sparks, "and they'll
hang a Jury.
rith poisonous perms or some old
polluted the circulation, lliose tnost
lied or fassed mid
.cm have naturally
rMimtll :lf rw! I nn .. r- -
..... ...... . fcv..uoa
of the yster.i, or some hereditary taint
" ssa rr1 ta
Cirectlv intr t', ;.,1,it
tainU. It gets down tj the very bottom of
the trouble and forces out every trace of int
f nrity and makes a complete and lasting
cure. S. S. S. changes the quality f the
blood so that instead of feeding the diseased
r-arts with Impurities, it nourishes the
irritated, inflamed flesh with healths
The husband who never goe ontJ
...i... luinf atava in. The
serves a wu wu -----
Crulc.
"I Willie atlll PTt attention, to
Tllllc?"' Xo." "II1 be JUt ber?"
"No. be married her!" Punch.
" Vnna. you wlahed to buy diction
ary?" "I bave married a profeaaor
Instead." Mcggendorfer Blaetter.
i.ir Arthur, that la our baby
en.. ,i.. ,. know?" "I recognize
the back of our nure."-Dr Wahre
Jacob.
f ,.,, Haa ahe a good memory?
i..ri..ri So-so. Sho'a alway remem
Lrin things ahe'a forgotten.-Towo
Tot ilea.
She You can nlway tell a Harvard
,,. He rfmiu New Haven) lee;
i,f r.m cau't tell bliu much. Hanr'a
Weekly.
Mater What la It. pa? Has Henry
been exiH'Ilcd? Puler Worse! H
writes that he's going to take a female
prtrt lu the college play. I uek.
"Ia her huMlian.l so uneudiiraliiy at ti
nt.! V "O i. dreadful, me omj iuu
he brightens up l "u ul
. .....
divorce!" Seattle Post Intelligencer,
Harker Slowhoy Is all right, when
It come to looking ahead. Parker
Yes; but he's all wrong when It conie
to going ahead. Chicago Hully New
The society reortera alwaya apeak
of a bride being "led to the altar," Just
as though a bride couldn't and her way
there blindfold. Philadelphia ledger.
"I bear you are hnvlng trouble lo
n.win. rone creditors." "Trouble In
meeting em? Great Scott! My trou
ble Is dodging Vm." Cleveland Lender.
Politician Before you send In your
report of tills luterview i ui v
It IteiKirter Impossible! I aeut it in
half an hour before I Interviewed you!
Life.
Siiplelgh I'm learning to piny the
awbarp. doncher know. Miss Caua
tlijue Indeed! Has your physician
given up all hopes? Chicago Dully
New s.
Pardon me. sir. but Isn't there an
other nrtlst lu this tnnldlng?" Artist
Well, that Is a mnttor of opinion.
There Is atiother fellow who paluta.
The Model.
"My mistress Isn't at home, ma'ara."
Please tell her when I saw her peep
ing from the front window aa I cam
p, I felt so afraid she wn" Balti
more American.
Judtfe Prisoner, have you anything
to any to the court before sentence la
pronounced? Prisoner I be the court
to consider the youth of my attorney.
White and P.lnck.
"When your niother-ln-lnw fell Into
the water, why dldu't you help to get
her out?" "My denr madam, you must
know that nothing I've ever done haa
pleased her." Judy.
M nbel (shocked with the recollection
f jt) Isn't Kdlth's new hat Just a hor
rid fright? Klhel (as If receiving con
gratulations) Isn't It? I helped ber
select It. Browtilng'a Mngnr.lne.
First Reporter I see by the Inst edi
tion that our old achixilmnte, Jones,
has committed suicide. Second Re
porter Hurry down and you- may b
In time to preveut his uoing re. nman
Set
"Money doesn't always bring happi
ness and jience of mind." "You are
right there," answered the man with
an anxious look. "Sometimes It tempt
you to buy automobile" Washlngtou
Star.
There are nervous women; there ar
byper-rtervoua women. But women so
nervous that the continual rustle of a
silk skirt makea them nervous no,
there are no women so nervous as that!
Fllegendo Blaetter.'
Man (to a friend) I am done with
doctors henceforth ! One of them ad
vised me to sleep with my windows
okmi. I did so, and the very next
morning my gold wnteh was gone from
the bureau. Fliegende Blaetter.
"Why have you taken your son out
of school without permission?" Father
(a grocer) But they were ruining
him; I wish to bring him up to enrry
on my business, anil they were teaching
mm that there are sixteen ounces In a
pound. II Motto per It Mere.
Tha Wealth of Nations.
The I'nlted States Is the richest na
tion lu the world, exceeding Great Brit
ain by almost forty-five thousand mil
lion uonnrs. ihe latest estimate of
the wealth of the United Stutes sets
the figure at one hundrw! tKnn..n.i
mllllon ,,oIlar"- Jret Britain Is next
witn nrty-eigtit thousand two hundred
minion.
The wealth of France Is estimate,!
at forty-two thousand million ; that of
Germany, forty tliousand million; Bus.
tnirry-nve tuousand million; Aus-trla-Ilungnry.
twenty thousand million
Italy, thirteen thousand million; Bel
glum, six thousand eight hundred mil
lion ; Spain, five thousand four hundred
......,. .eiiierinn,is, rour thousand
five hundred million; .Portugal two
thousand five hundred million; and
Switzerland, two thousand four bun-
um-ii miiiiun.
Lnrt ' -
mOTtXO CMS (
i
A wouian's reason may be nn
reason
time for s
man to argue sgaimit It.
lit-; i Acbypuj'
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WOMAJJ TO INVE2TI0ATB'
Rr-I.as Ua.,,,,.,.1 aMlata.eal
la Sk ruih Ab-I Paaa-a.
Mis, Uertru,l n.vk.0' NVW 1,rlt;
secretary of th- M-inr iH-partineut
of the Civic Fweratl..n. '"'
Panama to Investigute tW b""8'"'
and aiuuseuienta 0f Ul,r,'r, ln the
canal sone. This refr,1'J ,,eln
one of the mo,t Imiwruot commissions
ever awarded t0 a wooib hy the gov
ernment Secretary T.t ve br tbe
appointment and tbe rr
sanction and ,ll)I)0rt t President
Itooaevelt. Whit, this Is the first Im
portant Federal comuil011 wUk'U Ml"
Beeka has had .).. hu traveled from
one end of the country V tbe other In
tue interest of Welfare .
"Welfare Work for Government Em
ployes" Is the late W4rlur ln tbt
7f
) "IBS CEaTSUDC BKEKS.
work of the Civic Federation, and for
this purpose a national committee, of
w hich Secretary Tuft la chairman, has
just been created. John C. V. Beck
bam, Governor of Kentucky, Is first vice
chairman; George W. Guthrie, Mayor
of Pittsburg, second vice chairman;
William U. Wlllcox, postmaster of New
York, third vlce chairman, and Miss
Iieeks, secretary.
Mis Kecks, who Is s southern girl.
having gone to New York from Ten
nessee, Is out at all dismayed by tbe
lnnienslty of ber commission, for It Is
In the line of work In which she has
been engaged for a number of years.
Tbe entire planning of operations after
arriving on the Isthmua la left with
her.
Wheal Deblnra Were Impriaoaia-d.
In nearly every country, until com
paratively recent times, debtors have
tieen subject to Imprisonment After
the panic of ltC5, one hundred and ono
thousand writs for debt were Issued In
Kngllind. ' In V4fV, wraa tbouaaad pssr-
sons were sent to Umdon prisons for
debt, and on Januiry 1, 1S40, seventeen
hundred persons fre held for debt In
England and WaK one thousand ln
Ireland, and less tban one hundred In
Scotland. From tnie to time modifi
cations In the lain governing the Im
prisonment of debnrs have been made,
so that fewer deKors are Imprisoned
for this crime end year.
In 1820 there vere three thousand
debtors In prison n Massachusetts, ten
thousand In New lork, seven thousand
In Pennsylvania, three , thousand In
Maryland, and I like proportion In
other States. Many of these persons
Were Jailed for debs of one dollar. The
law providing for the Imprisonment of
men w ho could not pay their debts as
shown to be Impracticable by statistics
taken from Philadelphia, where In 1829
there were one ttioosand and eighty
five debtors Imprisoned for debts
amounting to twetty-five thonsand dol
Inrs. The expens? of keeping these
persons In confinement was three hnn
dred and sixty-two thousand dollars,
which wns paid by the city, and the
amount recovered by this method was
two hundred and ninety-five dollars.
Imprisonment for d,,,)t waB abolished
by Congress In the I'nlted States In
ISM, though this wssure was not fully
enforced until 1S3&
Ta Tell the e E-
A fresh erg ill sink when placed tn
water and rest oa " ,lde: " tnree
eeks old It will Incline slightly with
the small end down: If three months
"Id It will aunt with large end out of
water more or less, according to age.
KleW7us7 War.,
An Knglisg ju,ige expresses the opin
ion that husband should have the le
"'I rtKlit to inspect and revise their
Uvea' visiting lists. The women prob
ably would be glJ to 0l,,u"'e' Pro
vided they wPre franted the same privi
lege la rejvt t0 their husbands' Tlslt
Ing lists. Washlngtn Herald.
Ha lBa '
"My boy, j Hu. you, and I want yon
to marry djj daughter, but have you
"loken to ber tnotuer about ft?"
"No, sir.
"Then, to einch It for you, I'll op
pose the match." De" I'0"t'
"It Isn't right," Bl-n l1 to4T
psthetlcaii. ,d indignantly. A great
miT thing, K0 on that are not right,
nd Indignation wl" Dot t0D t,m"
It's nin. , t0 be at home when
oat peopI, ca
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Mica Axle Grease
powdered mica
which
forms
a smooth,
hard coating on axle, and
reduces friction.
If you want your outfit
to last and earn money
while it lasts grease
the axles with Mica
Asia Grease,
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
Havar Had Oaa,
CItlman Well, well, looking for an
other cook, eh?
Hubbubs Why, no, I can't say
CItlman, What? l'ou Just said you
were.
Hubbubs I did not. I aald I was
looking for a cook. The others we're
hud were not. Philadelphia Press.
Haarlbraaklaar A Itaraatlva.
"Ardluk, It was a shame to sell that
little pony ef yours. It had beta In tbe
family ever since It wss a colt."
"I know It, Tbroggins. It almost broke
my heart to part with Gyp, but my af
fairs had becoins so desperate that I
either bad to sell him or eat blm and
I can't aland for horse meat u Disss I
think It's beef."
riTA St. Vital rtaaee ana all Nervous Diseases
ll I u permanantly curfl br !r. Klina's Ora
S .rvi Haurr. Hmni fi.r KM Kit 2 trial bo.U. and
iraaiisa. Dr. U. IL Klla, Ld., U aicb bu, rBUa.,fa,
' HaapealaaT af tha Vaaiaactad.
"Do you ever Issue accident policies to
baseball umpires?" anxiously Inquired the
caller.
"To be sure we do," answered the man
Inside the railing, bis face expanding
with a large and genial smile. "Just
make out your "
"That's all I wanted to know," Inter
rupted tbe other. "A company that will
do that can't get my application. Good
day I"
Th Wlshbaa.
"Do yon know why they called thla
the wishbone, pop?" asked the boy who
was picking the bone In question, on
which there was very little meat
"No, my boy. Why?"
"Because tbe first fellow what picked
It wished there was more meat on It
Yonkers Stutesmau.
Mothers will And Mrs. Window's Roolhlsf
syrup cna b st rmneav to use lor tnair cliUdrsu
luring ins teaming period.
"ITarold, papa saya you mustn't coins
to see ml any more.
"Why not, Dora?"
"He says you don't seem t hav any
ambition."
"Great Seottt III show htm I Will
you marry me, Dora?" .
"Yes, Harold." Chlcsg Trlbop.
Atalatla Ulaaatar.
Frosh 1 Wby did Cornell lose tbe
delist?
Fronh J Tha fastest debater brake
training by eating pie, and It burt bis
wind so be couldn't talk as much or
as loud ss the rest. Cornell Widow.
Snaka Int vr tioas
Allan's Foot- l-'sse. A powder. It nikH tlgh
3t aew slioes feel ear. It ll a certain cure lo;
iweaiing, callous and not, tired, aching iret
Mid tr all Iirurguis, frire M. iriaipa.-a
Prlre sine.
sue maiif-a rnct,
URoy, Stw York.
Address Allen 8. Olmsted,
Saanalhla; to Esplalaaa.
Oayboy No, dear, you are mistaken
about my having had too much to
drink last night.
Mrs. Gay boy Then, for mercy
snkes, why did yon take off your shoe
to go upstairs after I bad gone down
and let you In myself? Neir Orleans
Times-Democrat
Haw Sb Flare.
"She's played bridge so much that
sh can go through a gam with her
lyes shut."
"Yes, I've been her partner when I
thought she was playing that way."
Cleveland Plalndealer.
Wkr II I.lhrat rish.
Bacon Did I understand you to say
that you Ilk fish better tban chicken?
Egbert Yes; you see, a fish will lay
a great many more eggs tban a ben,
and won't cackle about It Yonkers
Statesman,
Geaeroas.
"Sir, I am here to ask yon to con
tribute something towurd stilling tbe
cries of fatherless aud motherless chil
dren. I "
"Why, sure, I'll contribute. I'm glad
you cam to me. Her"
"Thank you, air."
"Here's sn order on my druggist for
s bottle or sootniDg sirup. Houston
Post
I lengthens the life of the
I lp wagon saves horse-
I ll power, time and tern-
P" " J per. Best lubricant in .
r-the world contains
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mm
Tbe Kind You llavn Alwaya liouirht has borne the signa
ture of Chits. II. Flrtchrr, And has been ruiwl under his
personal aupervision for over HO jera. Allow no ons
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations ami
Just-as-g-ood aro but Experiments, and endanger the
Stealth of Children experience aealnst Jxperiint nU
What is CASTORIA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare'
Rorlo, Drops and Hoothlnpr Hyriips. It is I'leaHiint. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other nrcotlo
BiibstAnoe. Its aire is its fruaranteo. It destroys Worms
and allays ITtrihnea. It cures Dlarrlueit and 'Wind
Colic. It relieves l ecthlntr Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, rctrulates the
fUomaoh and JJowels, trivlna; healthy and natural sleep.
The Children's l'anacea The Mother's l'rieud.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
In Use For Over 30 Years.
ms seareaaa eae.ee we. e aaaaae aeaere, en eaaa arre.
Fir Baralaa; Oaa HaaSrr4 Vaara.
The Chequers lun, Osmoiherb y, Is a
relic of the old couching days, but it Is
now famed for Its tire, w hich has uev
er been out for more than 1U0 years
and over which griddle cakes are
baked.
This bug Are Is kept continually
burning by peat or turf from the York
ahlre moors. An excellent tea Is pro
vided for visitors, the chief dainty
being the grlddl cakes. Tb peat
glowa Ilk red embers on a red tiled
floor, the griddle being susended from
a bar above, th whole looking most
qualirt snd picturesque. The exterior
of the Inn Is most unpretentious snd
Old World looking, aa It nestles alou
on th Yorkshire wolds.
"Old Uncle Dewberry thought he
was going to fall heir to a fortune and
move In high society. He spent six
months learning to cultivate the taste
for olives."
"And waa be disappointed when th
fortune didn't come?"
"Not at all. He's glad be la poor.
He says It doesn't take six months to
learn how to cultivate the tust for
corned beef and cabbage."
Warld'a Talleat Tree.
The highest tree In the world Is said
to be an Australian gum tree of the
species Eucalyptus regnans which
stands lu the Cape Otwsy range. It Is
no less tban 413 feet high. Uum trees
grow rapidly. There Is one In Florida
which Is rejKtrted to hare shot up 40
feet In four years, and another In
Guatemala which grew 120 fvet In
twelve years.
Chlaa's frlorMr.
Priority In the Invention of not only
gunpowder, but also of the art of print
ing Is attributed to the Chinese. Ac
cording to Du Hulde and the Jesuit
missionaries, printing was practiced ln
China nearly fifty years before the
Christian era.
Itooks In the Celestial Empire wero
made out of slips of bamboo five hun
dred years P.. C. ; In ISO A. D. puper
was first made; by 745, books were
bound Into leaves; and In 900, wbn
Europe was Just emerging from the
so-called Dark Ages, printing was In
general nse among the Chinese.
Itoam foe th Frta-nt.
"Ton'U hav to excuse the disorder
here," said the flat dweller, "all these
bundles are our summer clothes that
we had to take out of the ball closet "
"Surely, you don't need summer
clothes this weather," said his friend.
"No, but we had to put up a cot In
the closet for a friend who spent last
night with us." Philadelphia Press.
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T i " ? IaVir)l M Of (It HAII tMICflltS.
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ST. HELEN'S HALL
PORTLAND, OREGON
A (HrW School of Ihs hlshnt rla. ColWl-
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naalum. Kali term opens September la.
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BRING VOt R TOOTH TROtlBlTS TO US
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WRIGHT.
Pertlaml, Orefea
42' Washlnclaa St.
Means raah In your pnekef. beranaa eotn
forlalil cowl meaa more milk, more cream
ml mora whim. Ark f. l.lllj Het H.
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WE PAY
INTEREST
On savings deposits of a dollar
or more, compounded twic
every year. It Is lust as easr
to open a Barings Account with
us by Mad as if yon lived next
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let, "Banking by Mail," and
learn full particulars. Address
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PLATES
TOR PRINTING
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20 MULE-TEAM
BORAX
FOR
THE SKIN
Tha skin can be stimu
lated by bathing the
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"20-MULE-TEAM" BORAX; on tea-
spoonful to a pi nt of ws ter (see cut), then
bathe or sponge for live
or tan minutes with clear
cold water until tha
skin Is In a fin
healthy glow; dry
with a soft towel.
Ill daalan-Slfttb-Dkn
Samt-la an.l b-Kiklrt, t-'-a
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t or lhTVliijU-iHn,IUi.'l
nd Hair, r-irlkt. I'tCU'lO
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H mmdm s ll(a study of roots ar.4 haibs, and In thai
tu'ty diarovarad and is (lin lo tha world his won
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No Mercury, Poteoas ar Ttraia I'aea Ha Cures
N Ithout Operation, or Without tba Aid
al akalle.
Ha rusrantees 10 Curs Catarrh, Asthma, Lunf,
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A SURE CANCER CURE
Just Received tram Peklnf , China-Sale, Sura
and Meltable.
IF YOU ARE AFLICTED, DONT DELAY.
DELAYS ARE DANCEKOUS.
If you cannot call, write lor sympten blank snd circu
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162 First St.. Cor. Morrison.
Portland, Oreron
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A. B. CHASE PLAYER-PIANO
Does not enlarge tbs Instrument or
ehange stria of case; mechanism all below
keyboard; operates piano action abstract
direct, sad precisely aa regular piano keys
do, securing th sams tsprsaalon as th
artist can by hand; csn be entirely removed
Iron tbs plan la flva mlnutes't time, snd
that without the us of a screw driver.
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wash.
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