T9 - Z . I UTTTW IVn TWF TFST. THE IRON PIRATE A Pain To of Strange Happenings on 1he Sea By MAX PEMBERTOJf 111.'. oo mar, ta.B .ram ': .lu,pl, cried: "Ail hands to cover, . . .ia of the guus, sua - .ln Then, ve ""1.7 ooo- CHAITEB XX It wn later tht Captain Black. Doctor Oahart and myself entered the 7 :) tram from Itanisgate: lesving tha screw tender, Dow dirguised, with tha man John and ifht of th moat turbulent among tn crew of tha nameless ahlp aboard ber. We bad coin without hindrance through the crowded wafer of tha Channel ; and, atyl In ourselvee Norwegian whaler In bal laat, had gained tha difficult harbor with out arousing uaicion. At tha first. Black bad thought to leav tna on tha steamer; but I gave him solemn word tftat I would not seek to quit him, that I would not In any way betray hltn whila the true lasted, and that I would return, wherever I waa, to tha tender In tha harbor at tna nd of a week I will not pauaa to tell yon my own thoughts when I set foot on adore again. I could not help but carry my memory to tha laat occssion when, with Iloderlcg ana Mary, I had coma to London In the very hope of getting tidinga of thle man who now aat with me in a Kent Coaat express. Where were the othera then the girl who bad been aa a sister to me, and the man aa a brother; how far had the fear of my death made aad that childlah fax which bad known such little aadneaa In lt aiiteen reara of life? It waa odd to think that Mary might be then returned to Lon don, and that I. whom perchance an thought Head, wai near to her, and yet, In a aenae, more cut off from her than In the crave Itself. It waa after 10 o'clock that the ride terminated, and. following Black and Os bart Into a cloaed carriage, I waa driven from the atation. We drove for fifteen minutes, ataylng at laat before a bou In a narrow atreet. where we went up- etalra to a auife of rootna reserved for us After an excellent suwer Oabart left ua but niack took me to a double-bedded room, eaylng that he could not let me out of h i iicht. "Hy. If y make one attempt to play me false," aaid be, "I'll blow your Drama out." On the next morning Black quitted the bonne at an early hour after breakfast, but he locked the door of the room upon bart and myself. "Not," aa he a Id, "became I can't take your word, but be eaune I don't want anyone fooling In here." He returned In the evening at 7 o'clock, and found me aa be bad left ma, reading a novel. Th following day waa Thursday, I ahall alwuys remember It, for I regard It as one of the moat memorable daya In my life. Black went out aa uaual early In tha morning: hia object being, aa on the preceding day, to find out, if he could, what the Admiralty were doing In view of the robbery of the Bellonic We had been left thua about th apace of an hour when there came a telegram for the doctor, who read It with a fierce exclnmatton. The captain wanta me urgently," walo be, "and thi-re'a Dnthing to do but to leave you here. You must put up with the In dignity of being locked In. Th maa who owna thin house la one of na." When he waa gone I aat la fa great armchair, pulling It to the window, and taking up my book. I could hear the bum of town, the rumbling of bosee, and th uhdiied roar of Ixindon awake. I could even aee people In the bouaea at tS other aide of th lead, and It occurred to me. What If I open that casement and call for help? I had given a pledge, H I true; but ahould a pledge bind under aura con ditions? I wai In the very throe of a mental struggle when the atrange event of the CHAPTER XXI. We drove rapidly and took a train t-rr Tilbury. The Journey waa accomplUhed In aomethlng under an hour: and when w alighted and got upon tb bank or the river. I aaw a ateam launch with the man John In the bow of her. I entered the launch and we atarted Immediately, going at a great pace towarda Sheet-new; and reached the Nore after m bulTet with the eeaa In th open. At thi point w algbted th tender, and went aboard her. when we made full speed towarda the North Foreland. Black bad made a colossal mistake, from hia nolnt of view. In setting foot in Fnrlaiut hu the crown nc blunder or ni life waa that fatal act of folly tT wnicn he had aought to shield m from the men Now the object of letting Black reach ni vessel aealn waa aa clear aa uajnu. , waa not so much th man aa hia ahlp which they wished to take. But were we followed? I bad seen nothing to lead me to that conclusion aa I came down the Thames; and now, la vored by an Intensely dark night, we oromlsed. If nothing should Intervene, to gain the Atlantic In two daya, and to ne aboard that atrange citadel which waa our stronghold aialnat the nations. There waa no sign of any warship pursuing: no Indication whatever that the tender, tben teaming at thirteen knots towards Dover, was watched or observed by any living being. I waa dead worn out and slept twelve hours at the leaat. for It waa afternoon when I awoke. Black waa not In the cabin, and I went above to him on the bridge. There was no land then to be seen ; but the clear play of sparkling wavea ahone away to the horlaon over a tumbling sea, npon which were a few shipa. t'pon one of these be constantly turned bis glaaa, By and by all the crew began to ob serve Black's anxiety and to crowd to the starboard side: but he told them noth- ng, although be never left the bridge. It waa somewhat perplexing to me to ob serve that, while the great ahlp waa un doubtedly following ua, aba did not gala a yard upon ua. This strange pursuit lasted three daya and Into the third night: when I was awakened from a snatch of sleep by th firing of a gun above my head. I got on deck, where my eyes were almost blinded by a great Tolurae of light which spread over the from a point some two mile away on our starboard bow. We had been the Atlantic tben for twenty-four tower, iuen, - . . h , , .wept the bori.,- Ub or lirht. J;. this time, isr mj , .l- -i I answered. or water, me ' . , t- ..i.i it -k. quit calav ly. .ben I told him. "and this tiui a bat Ifeahlp. Well boy. If -. don't take that oil yonder in ten minutes your prayere. "ii i pri-n XXII. .m Kniinded forward la me Piran 'K rds to the night, and soon waa Bat fifty J"" , v.. .,.rnnL Never nave? l away irow . known anything akin to the .- wh bullet, ran, npm our deck. In and the dead and the living In the other -Li- i. .ther. In a seething, .U.K - struggling, moaning mass. Opinions of Great Papers on Important Subjects In hours, and I did not doubt for a moment that we hud reached the nameless ship. Had there been any uncertainty, the wild Joy of the men would have banished It I beard the voice of Black ainglng, "Ilanda, stand by to lower boats I" At that moment the cruiser showed her teeth. Suddenly tbere waa a rnah of flame from aer bows, and a shell biased above ns - th first sign of her attempt to stop n. Joining our own sblp. were no more than a Quarter of a mile from safety, but the run waa full of peril, and, as the launch stood out, the nameless ship of a midden shut off hep light, If possible to shield us In the dark. Hut the pursuer Instantly flooded ua with ber own arc, and. following It with quick shots, she hit the Jolly-boat at the third. Of the eight men there, only two rose when tb bull had diaappeared. . Fire away!" cried Black, ehnklne his fist, and mad with passion ; "and get your bands In ; you'll want all th bark you've got Just now." But w had hauled th men aboard a day happened. I chanced to look a from I he spoke, and. though two shells foamed the book I had been trying to read, and I saw a remarkable object upon fbe leads outside my window. It waa the figure of a man, looking Into my room: and ently, when he had given me Innumerable noda and winks, he took a knife from hli pocket, and opened the catch, stepping Into the chamber with the nimble foot of a goat upon a crag path. Then he drew a chair up to mine, alapped m npon tb knee and aald : In the sea and wetted us to the skin In th passage, w were at the ladder of the nameless ship without other harm. nrf Ith fierce shouts the men gained the decks. ty Strong. In the first place I have wired to your friend, Mr. Roderick Stewart, and I expect bim from Portsmouth la a couple of hours ; In the second, yonr other friend, the doctor. Is under lock and key, on the trifling charge of murder la th Allilianiia, 10 negin wun. warn we bavs Captain Black, the little parly will be complete." I looked at him, voiceless from the sar prise of it, and he went on : "I needn t tell you who I ami but there's my card. We have six men In the atreet outside, and another half doaen watching the leads here. Tou will be W bad open ed fire own ber before eucn i u" .,1.1 k. mnmrA had lot belOW "Let 'em digest that !" cried Black, aa he watched the havoc. I who had not ceased to watcn m diatant light which marked another war- ,h. Wi.nn knew tna " light had shone out aa a etar away over the sea : and now. when I looked again. I saw a third light. W were being sur rounded. The searchlight, of tha di.tant ships were clearer to my "tow every mo ment. Black aaw them, ana ioo .V.. .! "Boy" he said, "you should bar told me of thla. I see three light, and that "Are yon going to rnn for It?" I asked. n.i f,e It. with two engine. ye hnt it's a noor business. And we'll bar tn fleht!" I aaw tb foremost Ironclad but two mllea away from us, and the othera were sweeping round to cut as otr it we si temnted fllahL W lay with but two .iiu. tKii-kln and a ineed of sixteen knot, at th best. Nor did we know from minute to minute when another engine would break down. At that moment there came a horrible Bound of grating and tearing from the engine room, and It waa succeeded by a moment or oeaa naa cnui lng silence. "Tki asM-id enelne'a gone F aald man abov. ai'K-f calmly. We found the crew sullen and mutter- ln. but Frledrlch. the englneer'a eldewt son, aat at th top of th engine room lad der, and tea re rolled down hia race. ID great ahlo .till trembled nnder th shock of the breakdown and waa not showing ten knots, Th foremost Ironclad crept np minute by minute: and before we had realised the whole extent of the mishap, she waa within gunshot of ua: bat her colleagues were some mllea away, aha out pacing them all through It She algnal. to o. to let her com aboard." aaid "Four-Eyea." "Answer that we'll aee In chlpa first," aald Black, and he called for Karl and made signs to him. Tboe on the battleship mad quite sure of us now, for they steamed on and cam within three hundred yards of us. Black watched them aa a beast watches the un suspecting prey. He stood, hia face knit In savage lines, hia band upon the bell. I looked from the glaaa, and aaw that no man waa visible upon our deck a, that our englnea bad ceased to move. W were motionless. Then in a second the bells rang out There was again that frightful grating and tearing In the eng ne room. The nameless ship came round to ber helm w and plunged In the seact ene turned hsr ram atraight at the other; and, groaning aa a great stricken wounded beast, she roared onward to the voyage of death. I knew then the fearful truth ; Black meant to alnk the cruiser with hia ram. I ahall never forget that moment of terror, that grinding of heated steel, that plunge Into the seat. I waited for the crash, and In the suspense hours seemed to pass. A last there waa nnder tha sea a mighty clap of submarine thunder. Dashed headlong from my poet, I lay bruised and wounded upon the floor of ateel. Tha roof abov m rocked; the walla shook and were bent; my ear rang with the deafening roar in them; aeaa of foam mounted; shrieks and th sound of awful rending and tearing drowned other about, of men going to their death. And through all waa the hysterical yelling of Black, hi defiance, his elation. (To be continued.) m ssae vajishisq fobests. the rw'lle Northwest, nearly two hundred "th .Ind " 'Pty'J la cu,tlnit ,loWn thl tat primeval forenta of thla country .7i Jk-lni tbeea stately armies of apruce , t, and cedar Into 5.0K),0K,MH) feet of hl'iubrr nd 6.0U0.UOO.0UO ahlng-lee every Thla tlmlJLJ .! the) richest natural treasure of the American ,tineut, compared with which the gold mlnee of Alaugg tad Nevada ara of picayune value for thla and for c.ii.mg generation. It U .0 womlerful'y ''' tre"ur tbat- vord,,n to Rall'U I). Pal,,, in Outing. It owner are atiuttuderlng It "e drunken .spendthrift. A billion feet of lumber wasted every yer: enough to build oue uuudred thou nd comfortable Amerloau home. It I ctmril(.teri.tle of Western men and methods that t te way, of , rfBf In the Kast aliould have been flung .lde aa erud and 'oW- Tb Blunt XXwWt of the "" Ingtou forests on toe l,,IM of the Ca'aal', ' not liauM by teauw or rafted down river. Steam ba muile of logKlng a buNlne which devnatute the wood with In credible sikhhI sTirteiu and ardor. The !oKKin ' anil of the Cascade differ a strikingly from tlie luu.iiering center of northern New England a the electric gold dredge of the Sacramento Valley con trast with the plaP digging of the Forty-niner. In other words thgr'"1' Ile,J of proving the for hU. the grater I the Amerlcau Ingenuity for turning thent Into cash 0 faRt a poanlule. New York Sun. HUNTING THE POLE I HE unn.pproacbn.ble North role ha been a nulrtinc about long enougn. 11 una cauaeu Innumerable chllhlalua, broncbltlaea and dla anpolutnienta, much popular boredom, and uot few deutha, to uy nothing of the financial waate. Nobody get there, for hv the time a fellow come within some thing like 2(H) vile of It the hardship tins turned him Into another sort of mun the sort that renlg. Thla may go on indefinitely, unle we find a way to cut It hort, and that I not eaay. It lini recently been uggeted that If someone should absent himself for a while and then come buck and say he had climbed the pole, the agony would abate. I don't believe It Science would overhaul his tint a and find lacunae In It. The search for the pole would be renewed. Or If science believed him, frenh expeditions would set out to verify his findings and enlarge their Scope. Thus we ee wily Amu- ryiin-in uuii 1 iw, wuj they one and all confess their failure; film would not do a bit of good, whether swallowed or not But don't Imagine that Its scieutme enthuHiaam alone that lure men to brave the Polar lee. A genial my Maeceua finance the venture, and when you get home you can write fia.iajo book and go on a IIUO.IM) lec ture tour. Aa your Arctic experleuce baa flttwl you to live 011 shoe atrlng and caudle ends, this mean wealth. Financially, jKle hunting Is bound to become more and more attractive. Wireless telegraphy will soon jernilt an explorer to flash home halr-llfttng dlMpatches at the rate of $"0 syllable. Boston Trauacrlpt 13 9sm THE SIMPLIFIED SPELLERS. V Congress thought to discourage that band of patrlota known as the simplified spellers by refusing to adopt simplified spelling It Is going to be dUupixilnted. The simplified siH'ller are not In the leust cast down. Dr. Funk, author of "The Widow's Mite" aud chalrmnn of the committee of spellers, says hU committee never asked the government or the Presi dent to adopt the new plan, and now tbat the govern ment has snubbed the President aud refused to adopt It the situation remains exuetly what It was before. Them simplified fellows can't apell themselves and It grieves them to know that anybody can do so. They pretend to like a new code of spelling, but that Is only a bluff. What they are trying to do Is to make good speller abandon their ways and thus bring about a state of anarchy; then they will get up and claim to be as good spellers as anybody. It does not seem likely that they will succeed, (iood spellers are naturally proud of their accomplishment and we do not think any of them will be bamboozled Into abandoning It for the benefit of any person who has difficulty In spelling well. Kan sas City World. N in ANOMALIES OF PROSPERITY. ATUKAL prosperity continues to show that It entails certain penalties aa well as pleas ures. The very force of the swelling tide tends to react upon Itself. Thus business activity la ao great that money command high prices. It Is not only the stock gam blers who suffer. Legitimate enterprise, are baited by the difficulty of financing them. It Is well known tbat the published rates for money do not by any meana tell the story. Money, like any other com modity, Is worth what It will bring, and neither lender nor borrower Is likely to tHke the public Into confidence Into transactions far above the normal rate. The scarcity of money Is one disagreeable phase of prosperity; the great enterprises are hampered and scarcity of labor Is another. Here, too, great enterprises are hampered and delayed by the circumstance that men are not to be bud to do the manual luUir. They cannot be secured even by offering extravagantly high wages. Tliere are simply not enough men In the country to do the work of the coun try. The tide reacts ujton Itself again. Chicago Chronicle. GETTIN ror them It wa a glorlou. ThjF bad wath.?rd th perils of a city sou sfoou wnere mey eouu best face the crisis of the pursuit. It waa a spectacle to move th most stolid apathy; the alght of a counts ni hi.nitrMl if.mni.Lu I a "In the name of the law! 1 take roe u,nted by the great whit, wave of light surprise; but business, Mr. Mark from the enemy'e ship, their faces un turned as they waited Black'a order. tbelr hands flourishing knives and cut lasses, their hunger for the contest be trayed in every gesture. Boys," cried Black, "yonder'a a m.. srnment ship. Tou know me. that I don't run after war scum every day. for that'a not my bunlne. But we're ab--rt of oil, and th cylinders ar heating. Boys, It's swing or tak that ship and th oil aboard ber." "Look out aft the torpedo!" A tiny line of foam was luat el.Ihl. for a second In the way of the light ; but the moment the milu. k.j i ' eensihl. enough to follow my Instruction. hef tub,, ,h, tlnrillhw, w absolutely Bl.ck we know, leave, the ,n, Ui t0 llght th, w , country to-night In hi. stesmer. Th Th. ... J;-.. .. . . . - - uiun-uuj woaiever in fol lowing the line of the deadly message. uu speed, astern r roared Black, and the nameless ship moved bark wards, fast er and yet taster. But the black death bearer followed ber, as a shark follow a death ship ; we seemed even to have back ed into Its coupee It came on aa thnneh to etrike us full amidships, but the great ship swung round with a majestic sweep, and as we waited breathlessly, the torpedo v ngai under our bow, missing the uy a nair a breadth. country to-night In bl. stesmer. The probability la that be will come to fetch you at 7 o'clock I have frightened It all out of the people downstairs If he doe. you will go with him. Otherwise, he's pretty sure to send someone for you. and. aa you St the moment are our sole link be tween thst unmitigated scoundrel and his arrest, I ask you to risk one step more, and return st any rate aa far aa the coaat that we may follow him for the laat time." I looked at his card, whereon was the Inscription, "Detective Inspector King, . 1 1 . . a v . . ' MahaU-noVonirg; bu, .v." ?J to hi. tender, for I've el.. " J" . ,uune'- na ""M "me . - j -"- 1 unr oer rnM v- ju . What you may do In the meantime Is not my affair. I suppose be' mad a sens' tiont "Sensstlon! There Isn't snother sub ject tslked of In any house In Rump but, resd thst; and It's ten thousand In my pocket, any way !" IVtectlve-Inspector King went as h had come, passing noiselessly over th leads ; but b left me a newspaper, where in there was column after column con earning the robbery of the Bellonic. At laat, tbe police were on the trail of Cap tain Black ; yet I aaw at once that, lack lng my help, he would elude them, It was half past sis when at laat a man anlocked the door of my room and entered. He was one of Black', negroes. "Sar will come qolck." said he, "and leav. hi. luggage. The master waits." He gave me ne time for any erplana- near ner fore gun. Nor did she answer our firing, but rolled to th swell sppar ently out of action. Skipper, are yon going aboard her nnwr naked the m.n m i t.i She's done by her looks, and tou-ii .! no oil If delay. Karl, there, he ian't as comfortable aa If he were In his bed." ine little Oennan engineer was very fr from It. II . imo.t dp,rilt; when mlnuta by minute hia etork of oil tea.; ,nd he ran from one to the other as though we had grease In one iwketa. and could give It to him. Black took due notice, but did not lose his calm. ne esked, turning to the big man. sue " word, hail bmm. vi. 1 words had bmm. vi. v , . - ma up. when the cm !.,, .f, ran, thun,lere4 out Sftnost together, and ,.11 . tlons, but took me by th arm. and. pass- through the eery center of wi nZ u In, from the house b, a tec door, be cot th. man ot , half m,J went mtarm w uu-. a am. rm a, r. nave Deen Ct b B awiwt ..J Vu i, . a cab waited for aa. and we drove .t a-fc -o.'v. ! "Wl blood .way. but not bofore on. who ood I o. of hh, ood np llkC t7d!S.f in Pemeu naa naa siigut sigaai I ana during one horrible nM.M ku ' eslled anort.ee caK In him II .t, .T B"m l arms recognl IX!t Inrpector King, and quivering u toe muletf ht?f. KM I kaew that we were follewL 1 cond a .uweks X. me 1 arret The reglsterin, of the names of new 1th a mighty sweep; she foamed Primary pupils for the coining school year was in wogress in .New lorn s largest srlioo7,a representative of the New Tori? Sun entered. The law prohibits 1 child from becoming a wage-earner before reaching the age of 14 years, mi forbids their admission to the pubic schools before they are 6 years old.. These rules are disliked by many of tlx East Side parents, and attempts areoften made to evade that relating to cliool age by adding to the years of the youngster when they are brought 0 the sctioolhoitse. The teachers are required to explain, over and over again, that a child who has Just passed 1 fifth birthday Is not yet D year old, although the social con ventions of tbe East Side hold to tbe contrary. "How oldr the teacher asks the mother of 1 tiny girl who la clinging to her skirt Conslcenc mil dslre struggle. Fi nally the mother says, hoarsely, and It Is nevMan to lenn forward a little to hear: "I can't tell a lie. I was born In Wlen." Just why birth In the Austrian capi tal should be put forward in such a predicament the does not say, and the traMier, used to weird statements, does not ask. 8h keeps to the subject at hand. "You mean he I not fl yetf A last ray of hope Is evident In the forthcoming whlier. "Not jet, but she will be soon." The teacher .hakes her head, and weeping mother end thumb-sucking child are obliged to neck the kinder garten, which to the East Slder means a waste of time end effort. "Mere pley," they gay, contemptuously. "I want tbe child to go to school." Tbe next applicant waa a small boy who came ilone. Evidently, he had been well tutored In anemorlxlng what was thought nio't essential. "Where do you He, dearr arked the teacher. "Sixth." "tou mean yoo are "Sixth." "Are yoo vaccinated?" "Sixth." "Born In this country V "Sixth." Judgment of no undecided character descends npon bl unhatted mop of hair. "You go home nd get a birth certifi cate and a vaccination paper before you come back." f the next! wh0 WM accompanied by his grnnduintlicr. the teacher ob served, "Hut ha certainly look lea than r." "Ach!" n1 h, gray-haired grand mother drew blm forward a If to pro tect him from some threatened vio lence. show j.our teeth, Abraham." The mouth open, disclosing a Jag-fed-edged crater. "Fwl hi. seconds." T grandmother I personified will Pwr, and the t'her unwillingly ad tances a finger whlcn "eUpd and rubbed across tn mouth of the cavern and then tossed f DO further In this world f the n,lt "Don't he lous wltn thoi "eo" ondaT" Nertheles tb to,1 n Cnnt bring better erldcnf the boy' age. ur cup, fui'iw81 w M Pr111- H0R8E8 THIRTY FEET TALL Roamed la Wromli. Sonie Time Aaro aad Are Now Fossilised. Out In Wyoming a lot of scientific grubbers have unearthed the fossil re mains of a horse thirty feet long and more than thirty feet high. The grub bers seem to have pieced the horse to gether without any comment and they don't offer a word of Information con cerning either bl genealogy or bis track record. A horse. thirty feet long would ap pear to be a lot of horse. If he be longed to the cave man the latter cer tainly nad his hands full. A horse so tall that a thirty-foot ladder became necessary when bla bridle waa to be Dut on might well be called the pride of the stable although no ordinary stable would beglu to aecommmodttte him. ir the cave man hadn't any ladder and couldn't borrow one the next best uung waa to climb a tree. Then try to imagine him shinning up a tall palm with the heavy bridle on hia back, only to And when be attained the right altl- uu mat ine horse had moved beyond reach and was peacefully browalng on tbe tall grass of the Jungle I ut course, a thirty foot bore .i.t be expected to cover much more ground than th ordinary animal of the aame breed even at a walk. And If hat tr-w-vW t into hi. bead to work hU way across to Impede him. Fence would a before hl.n like stubble .n . . playful cavort would carry hlm over "ig lorrenis. When a thlrty.foot bit o, white paper , ? ,re 0181 JuUd clear over uiu iiw next county. y.t' !.W" h0Me thirty-footer must "r u.n a taruer. When h I neigh the enemy fl ftj u unreasoning terror. When hJ T And then think a k- . uld be expected to follow Th? ? 'ht of thi. prodlSou. wtatolj wm a wonder T. H Pity w, know so littu .11. V11 Clereland fi.,",' ' ,bw,t hlm. ai eet I ed at his christening In Itussla and en graved wth date and name, was un swathed from Its wrappings, and tri umphantly exhibited to the teacher as evidence In behalf of the claim of the next applicant. . Tho teacher takes tbe loving-cup and admires It generously. It Is a bit bat tered and shows Its long Journeying". "How do I know," she says, patting a tow liend that accompanies, the cup "that this Is Morltzr The mother looks at her with the ex pression of one who wrestles with eras Ignorance. There Is the cup, and here I Mori t a. She tries to explain In bro ken English, but the tencher I fright fully stupid. She cannot make ber understand, and Anally goes away to get a birth certificate. The various documents brought for ward and presented to the teachers for Inspection during registration form a curious collection. Passports, birth cer tificates, certificate of vaccination, written or printed In Yiddish, Russian, Hebrew, Hungarian, appear among them. Obviously, the lingual accom plishments of the teachers of the New York public schools must be of an un usual kind. ONE OF MAN'S LIMITATIONS. ll the Caa Not Be Careless Aboat War II Wears Ilia Hal. There are things, It 1 a comfort to know, which even a man cannot do, and a man Is supposed to be able to do almost anything. Now a novelist may put his heroine' hnt on her head at any angle he chooses It Is ope of the few privileges of womanhood and leave her not a bit less charming or dignified, but I defy him to put hi hero' hat at a rowdy angle over bis ear at a crucial point In bis career and leave blm still heroic I The Achilles heel of a man Is his hat He must guard tbat a he doe hi reputation, for It Is at once his strength and weakness. It would hurt an archbishop and an archbishop necessarily stands for all that Is good and great los In the eye of the pub lic to commit a crime than to wesr his bat on tbe back of bla sacred head real back! ami ao exhibit himself to bla distressed diocese. He may hare all the known virtues aud many that are not known, but even an arch bishop cannot with Impunity defy con vention. Still. If he Is so Inclined, why ahould not a great and good man wear bla bat over bis nose without cre ating unfavorable comment? The fact Is be cannot He Is ruled by conven tion and convention I tbe red tape of society. The cast Iron laws of fashion, which Is only another name for convention, are such that If the greatest man In England were to walk with all his ac customed dignity from the marble arch to the bank with a trailing peacock' feather nttnehed to the band of his Im maculate silk hnt he would be followed by a mob In two seconds and by the time he reached Vere street tbe out raged majesty of the law would take him Into custody as a suspicious char acter. Putnam' Monthly. A Base Libel. "Yea." aald' Te, "he proposed to Tie last night" "Tue Idea 1" exclaimed Jee. "On his knee, I upposeT" "Oh, you mean thing I I waa not! At least not until afterward." Phil adelphia Presa, Tbere are always lota of wolves un til the men engage la a wolf hunt By his gift of story-telling Mark Twain lias endeared himself to the whole American ieople. A pleasant glimpse of the way In which this gift wus exercised In his own hoiuu, fur Ills own children, lie gives lu his autobiog raphy, published In the North Ameri can. "Along one side of the library, In the Hartford home," he snys, "the book shelves Joined the mantelpiece; In fact, there were shelves both sides of tho mantelpiece. On those shelves and on the mantelpiece stood various orna ments. At one end of the procession was a framed oll-palutlng of a cat' head ; at the other end was the bead of a beautiful young girl, life-size called Emmellne, because she looked Just like that, an Impressionist water-color. Be tween the pictures there were twelve or fifteen of the brle-a-brac things al ready mentioned ; also an oll-palutlng fy Ellhu Tedder. 'The Young Medusa.' "Now end then the children required me to construct a romance, always Im promptu, not a moment' preparation permitted, and into that romance I had to get all that bric-a-brac aud the three pictures. I had to start always with tho cat and finish with Emmellne. I was never allowed the refreshment of a change, end for end. It was not permitted to Introduce any bric-a-hrnc ornament Info the story out of Its place In the procession. In the course of time the picture and the brlobrec showed wear. It was because tlrcy had so many nnd such tumultuous adven tures In their romantic cni-eers. "As roinnncer to the children I had a hard time even fnr.n the beginning. If they brought me a picture In a niagn nine, and required me to build a story to It, they would cover the rest of the page with their pudgy hands, to keep me from stealing an Idea from It The stories had to come hot from the bat always. "Sometimes the children furnished me a character or two, or dozen, and required me to start out at once on that slim basis and deliver those character up to a vigorous and entertaining llf of crime. If they heard of a new trade, or an unfamllnr animal, or anything like that, I wa pretty sure to have to deal with It In the next ror.nance. "Once Clara required me to build a udden talc out of a plumber and a 'bawgiinstrlctor.'and I had to do It She didn't know what a boa -constrictor wa until he developed n the tale. Then she wa better satisfied with It than ever." rev He.olallua a aa lie HUldly Ad bered la aa All Oeraaloaa. "Tweuty years ago," Mis Harriet observed, 'I made a rule from which I have never deviated aluce. It Id largely to the observance of tbat rule tbat I attribute my freedom froui wrin kles aud worry." Miss Harriet' bearer looked Inter ested ; one wa very apt to look, inter ested when Mis Vinton wa talking. "Wa It an Euiersouluu rul7" Con stance asked, slyly. "It was," Mis Harriet returned, calmly. "I bad to go through a great deal of unnecessary suffering before I arrived at my decision; mankind and especially womankind Ketid a great deal of life In undergoing unnecessary suffering, and I waa no exception. But one day my eye were opened. Since then I have sternly refused to accept any gift except flower from any friend I 1 losses." Constance and Katharine exchanged liuoluntury glances; each fuce, al though amused, revealed a trifle of em burrasHinent "Of course," Mis Harriet pursued, "I don't exiect you to take my advice I've given up expecting anybody to take advice that' atiotber emancipa tion; I am merely saying that It Is a pity to have such a pretty room as this spoiled by that atrocious vase and the puper-doll lady In the very extensive fra-iie." "Would you nitnd telling us," Kath arine Inquired, respectfully, "how you managed your emancipation without hurting people?" "I didn't manage It without hurting people. It did hurt people's foolish feelings at first mine most of all. But It' easy now. As soon as I And I am making a new friend I lead the conversation to the subject of gifts, and express my sentiment clearly and unmistakably, and after a gasp of sur prise, people take It sensibly and real ize the comfort of It." Constance alghed wistfully. "It doe sound comfortable." she aald. "But I know I never could." Two day later, as the girl were coming in from a concert they met little Katie Barry Just leaving. Katie wa a cripple, and Mis Harriet, In her usual breezy fashion, found many things to do for ber, and wa repaid by an adoring devotion. To-day Kotle' thin little face was fairly radiant "I brought Miss Harriet a present," she confided to ther.n. "She liked It a lot." With one Impulse the girls flew to the library. It was even better than they expected. Miss Harriet was guzlng wlth an expression of grim dis may at an Imltntlon bronze vase with a huge pink bow. "Well," she greeted thorn, "say It I Now's your chance." But the girls, to their honor, said nothing then. Only to each other they acknowledged a certain comfort n the situation. Youth's Companion. Passle of tbe Marlae llarraeka. ' Among the interested visitor at the marine barracks at Washington on one occasion there waa a party of young girl from a Maryland town. They proved very much Interested In everything pertaining to the life and discipline of the post "What do you mean by 'taps'7" asked one youiyc woman. "Tap are played every night on the bugle," answered the meer. "It means 'light out They play It over the bodies of dead soldiers." x puzzled look came to the face of the questioner. Then she asked. "What do you do If you haven't a dead sol dlerr Deabla liar la tba Dla.ee. Not everyone la aware that Mlgar, the second star of the big dipper, la a double star. To observe thla doublet on a clear night require good vision. Tbe !ar Was Tired. A little Incident related by the late General Shaffer In an article on the capture of Santiago Illustrates the splr- : It of the American soldiers who en tered Cuba, and at the same time con tains a bit of humor that was none the less enjoyable because It wa uncon scious. Tho men bad been In battle all day, and, weary as they wers, had then walked eleven rough, muddy miles lu tbe dark, a remarkable and arduous IHTforuiance, which served to sliow their sterling military qualities. A correspondent noticed a corporal of the Twenty-fifth Colored Regiment carrying a pet dng In his anus. Sur prised that an overworked soldier should voluntarily burden himself, he said : "Corporal, didn't you march all night before last?" "Yes, sah." "Didn't you fight all day yesterday?" "'Deed I did, sah." "Didn't you march all last night?" "Yes. ah." "Then why do you carry that dog?" "Why, boss, 'cause the dog's tired." Tides I pan I.aad aad Sea. A correspondent of the Geodetic Survey ba recently made observation with the seismograph at Mauritius that have led to the suggestion that not only the ocean and the atmosphere but even the lund may experience the effects of a dally tide running round and round the earth a It revolves on It axis. But, while the tidea In the air and the sea are due more to the moon than to the sun, the upiosed "land tide" arise solely from the sun's action. Moreover, It la caused uot by the at traction of the sun but by Its heat A wave of depression I supposed to fol low tbe sun from east to west caused by tbe extraction of moisture from th solL At Mauritius It la found that then Is a relative upheaval of the land to the west of the place of observation from morning until evening and a rela tive depression on tbe same side, or an upheaval to tbe east, during tbe sams night. Sarprlsa to tbe Offlee Roy, In a certain large and busy office downtown there are five telephone booths, and It takes a good deal of th time of one office boy to answer the many calls. During rush hours, indeed, these calls are almost Incessant, and when the duty of attending to them was assigned to a new boy the otliet day be got Into trouble right away. Before answering a call he learned thai the party at the other end wns th wife of one of the members of th firm. He called this member out o! his office and told hi 111 bis wife want ed to speak to him on the phone. The member, approaching the booths, askeil, "Which oneT "I'm sure I don't know, sir," replied the boy. "I didn't know you had more than one." Philadelphia Kecord. When a strong, healthy man gets a severe pain, he Is sure be Is nearei death than the Invalid who loafi around the edge of the grave contln ually. ror that tired feeling poilcetuea ibould give tramps arrest