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Newspaper Page TextHURT, BRUISE OR SPRAIN THE OLD-MONK-CURE RELIEVES FROM PAIN Prte 23 and 50 1L THE RECRUIT'S SHOOTING. IRRIGATION IN CANADA. Alberta Country Fast Coming to tha Front. The Canadian Pacific Railway com -pany la now engaged in a greats irrlxn tiun work, just east of Calgary, that will eventually bring under water 1,600,000 acres or aa fine land aa there ia in all of Canada. They have jut thrown open to settlement the first block of 110,000 htm, which they are telling at from $15.00 to $25.00 per acre. In connection with this Irri gated land they are (telling non-irigable landa at from $12.00 to $15.00 per acre, which cannot be am-passed for grazing purpose, and afford a range where stock may graze throughout the entire venr without abetter. " The futuie of Western Canada, and particularly the southern portion of Al berta province, ia assured. Calgary, it metroiKlia, a cHy of 20,000 inhab itants, comosed largely of Americans, la a live, up-to-date city. Ita retail business la in the handa of bright, pro gressive business men, who handle enormous stocks. There are a number of jobbing house located there, and a home market for stock ia afforded by a large packng house. Along the line of the Canadian Pacific railway in South ern Alberta, there have been twenty elevators established the pant year, to dj followed by thirty mora next year, to that there will be no shortage for the immense crops produced In this section. Imptillif. Reporter Colonel, you hsrs read what Penator Gotleft aaya about tha country facing an luduatrial crisis. Do you think hli fesrs are justified? Eminent Statesman So far aa he la concerned, young man, they are. He ia 'face to face with tba dreadful alternative of coin to work at something or starving to death. Caution. Imrtstlons have been placed trnrm the rnarket no closely rrseiiiblina Alio- ck'f 1'la tf rs in general sp earunce aa o he well calculated to deceive. It la however, in general airpearrinca only that they compare with Alleock'a, for thev are not only iacking in the bet element wnicn have maile Allcock'a a efficient, but ar often harmful in ibetr eflecta. Remember that Alleock'a are the original ami only Ifemiitvporous planter the beat external remedy known .mrf when purehaxinK pla-ters the only fe wav ia to uJwuya Insist upon haviug AH:oek'a. Fall ef tba Mlarfctr. "This Is the time of year," triumph antly declared the Hat dweller, "when the iceman get Just about what's com ing to him. He no longer rings an Irate bell, ejaculates 'leer la conquering 4rui ob the threshold with the splendid air of a reigning mon arch, and deal out a X cent piece of Ice for 10 cunts. "On the contrary, softly rings an apologetic bell, and eutalds standa a meek-faced man Imploring patronage; cot only imploring patronage, but gen rously handing out cent places at Ice for 10 cents WORKS IN THE GARDEN. Valvar Fraetlaaa. Everything that Bobby learned at school be endeavored to apply In his dally life and walk.. When bis mother saked him tf one ef bis new frleuds was aa only child, Bobby looked wise and triumphant, "lie's got juat one slater," said Bob by, "lie tried to catch me when be told me be had two half-sisters, but I gueaa I know euougn fractions for thatr TO CURt A COID IN ONE DAV Taka LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE Tablet! Druggists refund monry If It la Hi to eure. E. W tiKOVK'S signature laoa each box. 26a. iMHUf. What'e tha matter with that man?" aaked tha dealer, after tb customer had gone out. lie got mad when I tried to aell him a Chrlatmaa tree." ' "Tbat'a I'ppem," aald one of hla neigh bora. "He's rich and proud, but stingy, lie hang all bia Chrlatmaa preaenta on hla family tree. Chicago Tribune. Dcafncaa Cannot Be Cured Tot local applications as they cannot reach tha diseased purlieu ol tha ear. 1 fceie Is ouljf ou wav lo curs dea.Dess, and that is by Cuustitu- flamrd eundillon of ths mucous lining of the Eustachian l ube. nrn tnis luue is innamea vou bavs a rumbling sound or Imparted hoar- tne. and whan It Is uttralv closed. Ixafnes tha rasult, and unless tha inflammation can be tauen out aud this tut restored to lis normal condition, hearing win be destroyed forever; Din cases out ol ten are eaused by Catarrh, wbtch la nothing but an inuauiea cvnuiuon o lit mr m ll.mi auriar.e. We will give tna ltundrsd Dollars for any nt l)&fntssfcsuied bv catarrhllhat can not te cured by liall's Catarrh Curs, bend lor Circulars, ir... .ia,0. Hold by Drugs lts, 14o. Hail's .Family 1'Ula are the beat. Valid Eieais. Indignant Matron (in crowdel ear) Sir, when ao many elderly women are standing up why don't you rise and offer one of them rour seat? Seated Passenger (with dignity) Tou are laboring under a mistake, madam, am tb Bearded Lady. THE SPENCER HEEDLESS APPLE BHrrleaeeel eleraa. "I bad been on a a ore fur a week when 1 sobered up sufficiently to eullat la the United States army," aald the high private aa he aat at the campnre. I was rushed off to the Philippines be fore I was used to the feel of my unl- ortu, aud ueit day after lauding we were ruahed up the country w ocai out a lot of LaJroues. I had neer swelled powder, and aa far aa I could Ize myself up 1 wasu't going to uti uythlim venr brilliant lu my tlrst tight can't tell you Juat how It uappeueu. but wheu we hud skirmished witn lua etiemy for a while 1 found uiyaeir ana veteran cut off from the main bod and surrounded. We got luto a hollow ami It luokJ t nm aa If the CSS ssalnat ua waa closed. There are only fourteen of them. anld ttM veteran after counting, ana now here's your chance.' 'Chance to die?' 1 uuerVed. Die nothing! You go at It and run tlioso fellows eft. 1 wsut a quiot smoke.' He dlled and lighted his pipe and lay down on the broad of his back and left me to do all the lighting. 1 naa hla weapon In addition to mine, and though my teeth were clicking together I bangod away and did the best J could. Not a word of advloe or encouragement did I get from my comrade. When 1 had fusilladed for a quarter of an hour the Ladrones withdrew and the veteran got up and led the way over to where they had been thickest There we found two dead and one wounded and evidences that two more wounded had crawled away. "'Humph!' sneered the vet "'What's the mutterr "'If you can't do better than that you'd better get detailed Into tue com missary department Why. In my nrsi fight 1 stood off Wi and killed 10. Makes Hood's Sarsaparilla cis-htv-Seven Years Old, but Ha a Sound Back. Tn.bArt, Scot Ian. 87 Tears old. of 65 r.unlen Street. Beneea Falls, N. Y a tine sturdy out aentleman, who work in his own gnrden, gives thanks to Ifcmn'a Kidney Pills for his sound . hack and kidneys; Mrs. Goetchiotis, his daughter, says: "Father had a se vere attack of kid ney trouble and lymtgo, which caused Mm much suffering. He began taking Dnan's Kidney Pills and was soon cured. We always keep them on hand. My lniflmnd was cured of bad pains in the buck by taking only part of a box." Hold by all dealers. 60 cents a bo. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. An Estpert Investigates It and Flattering Report. There lias been much adverse critl eiam of the SDOncer fieedlers Apple nntablv in the Kural Jfew Yorker and aome of ita satellites.- The opinion a recognised horticulturlat, who has made a thorough examination ot the apple, being allowed free range in the orchard where they are grown, stiouiu lie valuable 'to those who are thinkin of planting theae trees, aa well as to thne w ho bv reason of the criticisms have been 'deterred from purchasing. A eomnarrv was recently organised in Canada to handle the Spencer Seedless Apple trees, but the adverse criticisms alarmed the ormmiaers, and they re fused to proceed further with the nego tiations until they coma nave uie prop osition thoroughly examined by an ex perienced horticulturist of reputation ol their own selection. This was readily asHetrted to. and as a result the Hon. John Dryden, who for more than twen ty years waa miniater of agriculture for the nrovinoe of Ontario, was selected to examine and report on this apple. The Hon. John Dryden s name is a boufebold word in Canada and Great Britain, and his reputation is euch as will carry great weight wherever he Is known. His report is moet flattering and an unqualified endorsement of the annle. A copy of it is sent tree upon atmlicat'oa to the Ppencer Peelers Apple Company, Evtrett, Washington, How Aalmale Doetor Tbcmaelve. Man might often take from the low er animals a lesson ss to the care f himself when IU. Alt aorta of anlmaii suffering from ferer eat little, lie quiet In dark, airy paces snd drink quanti ties of water. When a dog loses hi sppetlte he knows where to find dog grass, which acts as a pnrgntlve and emetic. Sheep and cows, whea 111. seek certain berba. Any animal suffering from chronic rheumatism keeps as far as possible in the sun. If a cbaropan see be wounded he has been seen to stop the bleeding by a plaster of chew ed up leaves and graaa. BOLD POPCORN AND PAPERS. kr Which W. A. Smith Reached the Senate. Another notable demonstration that It Is the "stuff" which Is In a man aud r.nt the cultivation by school or college. however valuable these may be, I found In the case of William Alden Smith, chosen Bena tor from Michigan. Smith Is 47 years old snd Is one of the most popular men In the Uou of Kepresentatlvea, where he has served a number of terms, a little Michigan a tallor-mu SS.MA10U saill'M. lie was born In town aud his father was alclan. The dollars were rare and the best William Alden could do waa to get a common school education. He sold potK-orn and newspapers to help daddy pay for the clothes he wore, When he was 14 be ran away from home and beat bis way on a freight trsln to Laualng. where he obtained a position ss a page In the House of Rep resentatives. Here he became Imbued with the ambition to become a lawyer. bis enthusiasm and ambition arising from the speeches which he heard the legislators cnake snd the pleasant llv ing they seemed to have. After he had saved enough money he located In Orand Kaplds snd found a position as a messenger with a leading law firm. They did not want him at first, but when they discovered the kind of fel low he was they changed their minds. Kmltb was eventually admitted to tlie bar and became a railroad attorney In a few years. He saved some money Invested wisely, and to-day Is well-to-do, being largely Interested In bank snd rail road a. and owning a newspaper besIoVe. He has been six times elected to Congress. One vt the moat besutlfnl manifests Hons o Smith's character Is the fact that when money came to him he lo cated his parents la a home ef their own amid beautiful enrronndlngs In California, and from tiowhere did the congratulations to Senator Smith come more hesrtlly than from there. n,f known olrwtory . .w of London, published lo 1M. i of beef. Udrre' of tork and a barrel i "' pound. Fvan. a l'"1"" ""Her died t Plymouth In h"v "'ed for sixteen days afu tarougij th heart rrlnoe Eitel Fredrick, tb, Germau .....,..., -Htind sou. while tt roll,.,.. nrfrmed tlie dlttlcult ft of ,WW. mlng aero the Ilhlae Buto. where the river Is very brosJ. swift sad fuU of dangerous eddies. Laennec discovered th itethos.-o,e In 1816, but 150 year More Rola-rt Hooke bsd shown a kuosi of principle. The theory of ,trtho. scojie, which I regarded u i rxmipar stlvely new Invention, M kuown to Euclid. High prices continue to ml n duw. son city, which is probably the ,st ex.ienslve town In the wrld. It u a thriving place wnu a ruiauou or over 8.IXH), with wareuou-iw, caurches. banks, electric IlKht. uoiwaie and retail store and' two ui-Hwte news. ini.ra. The newspsisTS tbemaelvca are worthy of consideration Id the light of expense, for they cost 25 cents a copy. At thla time or t jrcr three eggs ordered In a restaurant gt $1.5,), while a caribou stean coui i. One of the old schooliiiarmi of Sails- bury, Mass., was r.i" m r.utmnn. who received ten ceius per aay for tuition. An old bill for twenty-four weeks (12.40) with a deduction of twelve cents for absences was found recently, dated 1824. It wai ths cus tom In those days for puplli to carry their fuel with them, and It was prob ably done In this case. A bill of "Mas ter Walsh." dated ten yenn later, for tuition of the same pupil, glvea the price as 4.33 for schooling of thirteen weeks. "Idiot" Is a word with a curious his tory. In Greek "luiotea Degan by meaning a private Individual, is op. jwsed to the state or to 1 itate offl cial ; then It meant a non-expert or lay man, and finally, an Ignorant man or awkward fellow. It wai left for English to carry the meanly further to mental deficiency. In "Piers Tlow man" an "Idiot" la an Ignorant person. and aa late as lttOS It could mean person who knew only one language. Wycllff and Jeremy Taylor u?d It In the sense" of "layman," and the latter also In that of "private person." And a professional "fool" or Jester was one time an "Idiot" too. Has lurpassed sit other medicines. In merit, sales aud cares. Its success, (real as It has bees, has so Pareatly only Just becua. It has reeeired by artnal count mors thaa SS.QOO testimonials la two years. It purifies ths blood, cores all blood dis eases, all humors and all eruptiuna. It strenrtbens ths stomach, creates aa appetite and builda at the whole .L.m It cures that tired feeling and Bake ths wees strong. la usual liquid form or la chocolated tablets aaowa as tarsataOS. 100 doses It A Dose ( Mle Owe Medial... "Who Is this Itrander Matthews?" ask- eu ins new proofreader. IU ths father of the almpliiied spell Ing, answered tha man at the other deak. "Huh! lis doesn't seem to have col mruunu nia own nam yet." inereupon, without ths sllchteat com punction, he marked out tha super Buous "l CITA St. Vitus' Tsars snd all rtervone Me-aaes II I O r-rmi.otlr c-urrtl br lr. klm.'a t.r. l N.rva k.-ior.r. hentl t t 1 llKK S3 CrleA bold, end Ueeute. iir. H. U.klia.,Ld.,U Arch L, l'bUa..fk The Best ot Refervacee. The new servant had presented her referenda end the mistress read them "vcr, declarca a writer lu Answers, with a doubtful eve. "I am not quite autlxflcd with your fereuces, June," she said. Nitytber am I, niuiu," responded the alwart maid, "but they're the beat I could get" react est ve Reeteoalaa. ' A little elderly German who keep a ststloner's shop amuses and Interests himself by msktug op stories about his customers aud telling them to his fam ily. 'Dat young lady who has de pink cheek a. ahe be married soon, I t'luk." he announced one night 'Now, my Carl, you know nottlng of her whateffer. la It not s)f and his wife tried to look as If she did not think him a wouderfully clever man. "It Is like die," said the stationer, solemnly. "I observe, and I know. At first she buy paper and envelonea de same; later ahe buy twice as more paper, and den five times ss more paper aa envelonea. So I know she la btvome betrothed. "And to-day," be aald. beaming with pleasure, "to-day she buy ouly one half dozen envelo;ies and five times as i more par; and when I tell her ahe get dem cheaper if she buy msny. she say to me. "I have no need of more, t'ank yon.' so I know de friend be comes soon, aud so comes de marriage on quickly." Mors than 10.(H),(XH) worth of sport ing goods were sold in th United States laat year. PlltS ClRtD IN f TO 14 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT It guareuteed to cure any rate of Idling, blind, bleeding or protruding piles In I to It days or money refunded. Wo. BEASTS OF INDIA P.0LSEB. The Jar of Coughing Hammer blows, steadily -)-plied, break the hardest reck. Coughing, day after day, jars and tears the throat and lungs until the healthy tissues give way. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral stops the coughing, and heals the torn membranes. rectors la -I always rkerre reetaral the h.m.. II pffC'l relief ' whrbet en? uf u. have rutrn or nam u..l U fir a ! nmi y J' ell mK.HU it."-Mas. Maul Oi bars. . V. Ids. I le and to kiioe SBaTSAa.Vaiye- AIM aUU haieVVVM as t smputiLU. PILLS. HA S VIOOt. iers biliousness, constipation retard re covery, Curo these) with Ayer'a Pills HOW AHD E. nrRTOS -Aseerw art Chemlet. letlvUlc, 1'uliire.i . Iiun prlt-eel Oulil. F1ITW. I ......,, MaUlna envetoin-e Sllvr.lU.l :K"Ul, t'nmwr.Sl. fianiile iwnia. iuiii - full prlr. U.I uu ai..M.-ntl..i. twm I piro w.k K.11CIWU. i..i.uM latlwueieher koual ilea a. at Thai Tact Market. Cbsnceilor James it lsy was eaee advising a young nndergrndnate of Syracuse University to cultivate tnct. -But alas." he said, "I fear that ad Ice oa such a subject must always be Lpeclal reward of wasted. On tact the last svord wa ntan-eatliiK tleer which SDoken by Bartiey d'Aurerllle when 1ipL.hi laat ear ia Gollkers Fewer Fatalltlee from Saake Hlte Are Heported, However, far 1BOK. The numlier of persoua killed In In dla In 1!5 by wild lieasts was 2,nri4, aa against 2,157 In the prHons year and the number of deaths rvrted frm snake bite (21,797) Is also a little smaller than that o 1904 A feature of the 1905 returns li the lucrease In the number of deaths, both of bumnn beings and cattle, attributed to leopards. These beasts seek their prey more readily than they used to do In the netghbortwod of viunges. The fact that more licenses to possess fire arms were held In 1905 than In the pre vious year may be noticed, but it ha Kyis; been recognized that It Is Impos sible to discover any relation between the number of firearm in untive bands and the number of deaths from wild beasts. During 1905 nhtre dangerous wild beasts were killed than lu 11 H. The olllclal figures are: Tiger 1,355; leop ards. 4.811: bears, i'.-'lMI; wolvi-a, 2.01tL aud hyenas. 554. Well-knowu man eating tigers were killed In several dis tricts. A regular crusade ugaltmt wolves has been carried on In parts of the central provinces where these brutes are most numerous and most troublesome. To tue .success of the campaign no doubt may be attributed the great de crease In the number of persous killed by wolves In 1904. 244; 110 only 153. Before dismissing thla subject It Is worth noting that the Oeugui gov ernment la fleptemlK-r offered a 200 rupees ior a killed seven forest, Coadlttoaal. Her I'm not sure that I want to marrr vou. but rm wining xo enter luto a conditional engagement.. Him What ar the conditions? Her If I meet anyoue I like better than you. I'll break the engagement Him And upHiae I should meet girl I like better than your Nor Oh. then I shall sue you for breach of promise. Mothers will And Mrs. Window's floothtna Syrup the bt st remedv to Use lot Uleir chUdre J uriag lbs testnlug psrtoa. Fortaae la Fried Chlekea. One of the rich men of this country ha a camp where he employs a coon at a fabulous salary, merely lor ner skill In frying chicken snd making beaten biscuits. Whenever he visits the place with guest those dainties are provided snd appreciated, the rest of the food being no better than found In ordinary homes. Minneapolis Tribune. CASTOR I A For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought f RUIT TREES, VINES, PLANTS BERKSHIRE SWINE, (Registered) SHORTHORN CAT! LE, Registered) BARRED AND WHITE ROCKS PACIflC NURSERY CO. Catalogue free. Tameat. Ocegea CROPS NEVER FAIL In iha I ier Snake Valler, Idaho, wtm 2l,u Mlilipl Vl!-y lu.nn-M.rkvn r alrailr iot aird. frtMLUOj ai-r-s inulrrlo. d. irrtuali e lend oil await ilw erlilrr. ttu-U-et a d lri.l ;rnl velley III wir wuriu. rilieni c llnaie: rno cr-i iruu, lliiiiirliarrroii of rm. ellaltetu ar U"ll tOW, WW lavrnlrd In ligir fKOUWIre. K K. It. rlloir tue lu YeiliWHl4iur punt op. its cuuulry of vel rr sutiruM. Aolilou sirird Jaa. 1, I, a m-onl brrener. Vl nlr liic imrl i-ulen. C. C. MOOHK UK A I. IVIATK COM PAN Y St. Aulhoujr aud Aelilua, Idaho. Many Alflictsd Country Fecple arecniiiiriK to us lor treatment and retiiriilnslioiiie cured. We penna nrntlv and .rolu.tly cure Indisi-a-tu.li, Ulieiiinatiniii, all l'rlale n I Wa.llni iMwa.en, Nervous iiir ders. liiM-a-en til Women and t'lilW rru, Kt-avma, Blid, hktn and Chronic l.ee. No mailer what jour trouble may be, come to nee us. Fits CnsulUtioe aai ExuuaaUoa. New York Surgical ani Medical Institute rrmantW lec.ujs si Corefj el Jilts sal (12i') Waiatoa Su.. PerllAas, Or. 1 100.000 Capital Stock. 1200.000 deposited' with Int. Dept. a) Michiraa UNITED STATES HEALTH &. ACCIDENT INSURANCE COMPANY Of Saginaw, Mtrhlifan. WRIir TODAY asking about our popular one doller a month plea that pays aerldental death and sMvident and lek Indemnity. Hive aae and oreupatlon. All biminesa on the Paelfle Coam paid thrnugh the rirst Natloaal Benk of Portland. R. L ALDRICH, Mgr. Western Office 209-210 Marquan Bids. Portland, Ortfo gjsiiesT.ai infc Ida D mm n syy smv Ws m Bears ths Blgnators of Ilia Specialty. Ynnne FoIpt looked so downcast that ths marketnian saked ny ns lurb s long face. "Fired." returned Foley, jconclseiy. "Fired?" repeated ths tnarketmnu. Glvs you any reason for doing It?" "Yen." Foler said, with the air of a martyr. "The boss satu no money on the things I was making." "Is that so? What wers you tuos.- Ing?" "MUUkes." r aafjeBTB9BB3i;sHKBVaiBiia ii mm V AUSTIN WELL DRILLS uia in all atvlM and a I siren, del wetT and nil avulierr. Heal lirllllua 'lmila made, (let uela- luiia ud prices. BEALL cV CO. 321 Hawthorns Av. Portland, Or. AMtJ here atood the test for over o years, .n.l are .iillli the lead. Their alwoluta certainty ofrrowth, their uncoinmoalr large fields of delicious eejretsMes and II beautiful flowers, make them tlie most Ja . lahle and the Bloat popular nn.. FA where. Sold or ITW te4 Aaaual all dealers. J free oa request. T1 FERRY t CO.. ,4J BORAX TOR WASHING WINDOWS Use hot water and 20 Mule Team Boras - rpa dry and soliah with aid newaaeper. All dealers. Sample, Hourenlr IMetiire In 10 rnloraand booklet fa-, and dealers name. A. dre.-At lUCtOA.sf IHIItAXfD.Oaaland.t ak P. N. 0 No. 7-07 w HEN wrllln to advertisers mentloa this paper.. please JAB - BLOOD THE SOURCE OF ALL DISEASE Every part of the body Is dependent on the Mood for nourishment and attrenzth When this life stream is flowing through the system la a state of twrity and richness we are assured of perfect and uninterrupted health; because pure blood Is nature's sale-g-uard against disease. When, however, the body is fed on vreak. Impure or polluted blood, the system is deprived ol its strength, disease germs collect, and the trouble Is manifested la various ways Pustular eruptions, pimples, rashes and the different skin affections ehow'that the blood is In a feverish and diseased conaition as a result of too much acid of the presence of some Irritating; humor. Sores and Ulcers are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter ia the blood, and Rheumatism, Ca tarrh Scrofula, Contagious Blood Toison, etc., are all deep-seated blood disorders that will continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains. These Impurities and poisons find their way Into the blood in various ways. Often a slutrzisb. inactive condition of the system, and torpid state of the venues of bodily waste, leaves the refuse and waste matters to sour and form uric and other acids, which are taken tip by the blood and distributed throughout the circulation. - Coming la contact with contagious diseases Is another cause for the poisoning of the blood ; j we also breathe i the i germsj and wicrobes of Malaria lito our lungs, and whea these get into the blood In MfBcient quantity it becomes a carrier of disease instead ! health. Some are so unfortunate as to Inherit bad blood, perhaps the dregs of some old of ancestors is handed down to them and they are constantly annoyed and troubled with It. Bad blood is he source ol all d.s .mi tintil this vital fluid Is cleansed and purified the body is sure to in some way For blood troubles of any character S. S. S. is the best S3i cvHvi It goes down Into the circulation and removes any Shdl poiwns, .uppliesthe healthful properties it neeili, id completely oa iu vuv, t-r oermanently cures blood diseases of every kind. The action of S. S. S. is so thorough that hereditary taints are removed anrl sre-ak. diseased blood made strong and healthy so that disease cannot remain. It cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Sores and Ulcers, Skin Diseases, Contagious Tttww Pniann. etc.. and does not leave the slightest trace of the trouble Jjf J S tt to JaSSM Uh SHTS?? libsSy greatest tonic, made nureiy l' 'c c fi t. t..r . all first class 17t SWIFT SPCCinG CO ATLANTA, CAm altt: Sladblum distract. Ths oraitary r " 'If taet could be bought, only those ward for a tlgw Js 40 rup"- alread possessed of It would wabt to buy If" A Crateal View. arc the 'tormentors' on the PURELY VEGETABLE Wkis It BAlaeJ Karh n.nn arouud the stors bsd told bis tale of the "hsrdest rsln hs ever ... . Tom Tin.. saw rail out or tue .,V. kins was an essy wluutr bis of "What stater Thst dependa To stage bands they the treat harvest rain In ro ar ths first scans on tbs sides of th stage; to th audlenc they ar often th people In th middle of It." Bal ttmor American. Oat ( Preaartloa. "it betan With DIB aiuuer scatterln' like." be ssia goi rw.,e and I Just HavuifOl id erswl under the canvas on the reaper till It wss over sn" would stand. But, sir, wben the !ght. "Tou don't mean to say." protested . t0 njttm' right st thst binder I concluded to get out irv- . i had a gsllon-and-a-bslf bncrt ; n my arm and I lit out for th - shed. When 1 was about half h the evt besvy- I looked d:wn.rnd f7h."b.smedth.n. full of water I'm a-" Th lank Individual leaning ags.nrt . b.rre. Ij ta. Well. now. 1 , - " - been tb dy i n lu,"'",nln. made roe know It w.s rsln a ra. ws. Vnr tha BOSoe Of two i" - xne est, "tnsi you r going lo Kill m Just beesuse I at your canary blrdr I am. Indeed." replied th bou kepsr. "1 bellev In a llf for a llf.' " But you're taking n'.n lire for a Ufa." Philadelphia Press. n Mlaat Saee4. Professions! Humorist Wit should atver saem roreea. Now, I never try to b funny." His Vls-a-VIs Oh. but you should. Mr. Woodahlnel On never knows wbst ue can do till on tries. Puck. sound wss hesrd -th cat asleep on the coo e allentlr. with bowel hesd. crowu Her feefal Aeeoaaallakeaeata. So your new maia used to be a ballet dancert How do you Ilk bert "Sh saved our lives the other night. Tb evergreen on tb chandelier csueht nr and sh kicked It out In an In- A.rA u'bssh Herald- stanL" Detroit Free Presa I . a ... . .. v..i tescbet recei red .S , eth.. Dot..t- bsnd. (Jiff WUI" st of a n-lliDO'- ,irot, rn Wim, ""kT ssh. scraicums on his wlntr tlsnnena . a ftllur od . jut aeems to v jt .Kn tarns o"1 S BOOB, sua StHetlr Aaprearlata. "It strikes m thst this is rather a tardy tribute you ar paying to your leeeased companion." "Suppose It la Isn't he our 1st friend T" Baltimore American. If you make a success ef your busi ness, you must "get along" In spit of apposition. HOLD UP! and consider Wa SB m 1 M WTJS iy-e- ii xn VI te POMMEL r ISM - .rrpn NDOXii lA6 11KI ALL VWTERFROOF CLOTHING. ii m&it of thr btst malmels. in bUck oryellow 1 ! yyaMntteM rrtlaflf iraWjrvrfrsiKrt tit STICRTOTHI iiCN OF THE FISH Harvesting Dollars is possible if the seed be judiciously planted. Southern Albe rts, Csnsds, has demonstrated beyond a doubt that it is the greatent cereal growing country on the continent, and "Alberts Bed Wheat" grown there took both the Gold and Bronze medals at the Portland Exposition. The Canadian Pacific Railway Company has 3,000,000 acres of thebrstof land, irrigable snd non-irritable, just eant of Cal gary, Alberts, which they sre selling at from 12 to f 15 per acr lor non-irrigable and $18 to r.'5 per acre for irrigable. Lswls sold by them three months sgo at these prices sre now now being held by the purchasers t '0 per acre snd upwards. The harveHting of dollars invested in these lands is just ss certsin ss the harvesting of cereals. If you sre interested drop a card to the address below for literature fully describing the opportunity o the sge. The Canadian Pacific Irrigation Colonization Company, Ltd. 54 Ninth Avenue West, Calgary, Alberta. Canada. SAltS DEPART Mt NT, CANADIAN f ACiriC BAIIWAV. IRRIGATtD tANOS Be ears la mentiea this paper " wrltlas. i V The Spencer discovery since mar EVERY FARMER SHOULD READ THIS Seedless Apple is the greatest the seedless orange.' It is a no JVCl J euiv a i L la .iilture. No seeds, no core vl in nuyit ... i ' . -:.u rsvl color: commercial size; good 7r excellent flavor; splendid keeper; a nwket leader; no bloom, frost proof. WRITE TODAY For free booklet and particulars, ducements to agents. 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