Hillsboro independent. (Hillsboro, Washington County, Or.) 189?-1932, November 28, 1906, Image 7

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    All Humors
j Impart matter, which th .kin, Uw
Pllmil.a k.n.
Hon.. h ' ZT"."" oth" '"P.
bin.;,.. " r lD,t '".
.,.:. ; u' waie-oilon, dull bead.
aches ami m.n ...i .
th.m ' Ulu" "ouble. Irs du, t,,
them. They r r.nioved by
Hood's Sarsaparilla
In u.u., lquMlurm or choco
tabtotitaowBM8WMtabfc lOOdose.U.
Coo4 Bait.
from . MUle d'"h 0f
from the -white folk.'- table for her
fhat ItZ1, am,1 .fU'r aH8UrluK
that It wa. -ood, Induced her children
The next morning ,he discovered two
!f hf .Mt I"6 yard ,ur" over
- ...u oru, ana lt.ratt.hng ?1
orously In the earth.
"Hyah, you!" she called. -What
uu-nii uoin- out dab?"
"We a-huntlnV canie the glad
iuw, ion nio or dera
worma."
BOVVER OF THE NAVY.
HlllnU.1 ... .
... .7 It Hard
- "..a. Sir.....
Figure wm
esseutlal to convey to
. . 1U
.,.,, mind an adequate
. Ior wwann conceu
.u iweiv. battle ship., four ar
mored cruisers, four protetted crn
en. four iiw.nit., . .
, ; uozen tytedf
ui ami torpedo-boat destroyers, b
Milium tut.!.. i . - . .
-"nuea ana auxiliary craft,
ay. Harper1. Weekly, it mutt here
sulne to aay that the twelve battle
mp. .lone which were massed off Ova
ter Hhv ror.,..... . . ...
, .. i-.i-uiru a comoineu ai-
THE INTELLECTUAL YOUNG MAN.
ltlh latrllrrlaal IMaaa.
&?5yr v I v.i.. .i . r.w.
.TlCiC- What are the cowi worth that nr
- .. .
HoacNidt Drill.
..... i....... . .... a
aw ja.uu.ia o. -nuuuaiT weut. The atae of fl.l. I.I ....rtr la a
I I..Pa I a ... . I . ftl-ikaa or .. a . 1 "
, . . 1. young man recently returned from
u uuuiiiats iu I""'" ""iii'i, unll,.,,. ,, . i .
i.. ... .. ..i r i... 'f
a writer lu Smveful Farming. When
a cow that produivi ?' IhuuU of but.
fl rt nna .. .... .... i a I
I " taim uaia a aouu ior nr I ... . . .UMi ,. . I
icru.ni or nearly t.-j..; the pairing machinery. It U an eiwentlal . ', " " To -M i- .... tb 'ou"U ou' r v
::."U,"e"-. """"" tons; fa-tor In farm management to be able ,," Z ,L,t, ZZ 4J " ,u,M,eA T"
ana protwte.1 crulaert. to r.alr breakage and kwp the n- butter annnn iv I. aortU IK . . , little debutante,
more than 310uo ton, and th h .1. chlnerr in aai . buttt f nnua,l7 U "rt.U "0, H bead over wi. in i.,r.
re-
uacaronl
Yat Ha Mvaat Well,
William Ilonry Harrison had iua,
iron the battle of Tlnnar.n,-. '
"I felt that It waa up to me," he ex
plained, "to tire the future novli.t. of
.uu,a.,a a o or autoric-al background."
tor, with the simple mindKlneg of
rrent men, It did not occur to him that
ludiana a coining auihor. would ohoone to
locate the acenei of their beat gelling
"jorie. in Palestine. Mexico, (iraustark!
I ranee and othtr foreign countries.
The Evils of Constipation
nre in any: in fact alinimt av.r. n
nnM Iiii. it j ..i..iH ... n. .f.. i
. ...... ,,, iamiiiiuiioii aim Home
iiielicine, Inntciid of prevtin inn constipa
tion, aiid toil. This is true of mot ca' liart-
i a, a nicn, when nrst uxed have a lienili. ial
allect, bu tiie diiKe bus to be continually
Increased and before lonir the remedy cease.
to have the l Kbtestetlcc-. Tiieie is r.ne
prepar tion. however, that can be reli.-d
upon to produce the name result with the
mine d .e, even after lltty years' duily use
ud this is Hr miicth's rilis, whicn ha a
record of over 100 vears a t lie standerd rem
edy for constipation and all troubles ariwing
from an imp'i e Mttte of the blood.
lfrnndretli's P. lis are the sume flue laxa
tive tonic pi: your Kandparents used and
can be found In every every dru and medi-
viits iwn, aimer plain or sugar-coaleu.
. .... I .
"huuun iieei, including the torpeilo writes a contributor la Orange Judd
uuuis aim luumarlnoa. hut .oi,.i Farmr
auxiliariei, an agKreute dlsplacemeut The accompanying Illustration ahowa
oi upvaru or iI41,0ljO. I a drill made to drill hol.-a for renalr-
Itelatively powerlesa and Insignificant lnK puriioHe. Thla machine will drill
aa the torpedo boata may have looked, hole through steel or wrought Iron
me irum is mat If one of them, the quickly aa a drill we have that cost ,KH11 CTviXitei namey "0 Wnts a u.un.l. My" tfw,t he w,u dro') ,n
likes cr;uld get near enough to euch -wer-l dollars. The m.tln plera utn , le Mt . froIU e t.re!tm ' aft(, wlng Thursday evening.
. noaung ru,i the battle ship West ch the drill resta la a 4 by 4 tlle makuil - . palJ for. n th,, home, her head
irfciuia anu spit a tonedo out of her "ct 0 Inches long mounted nuon four i..i . nt f.i .. .... the excitement of her
after completing his
course at Harvard. He la very uand-
aome, very hrllilaut. very rich. All
erwbelmlng'.y
young man
and fulls
He dances
tt'ltl. K..- . .. t.
after i.vIm l.,...ton the til.. "'r iweuiy. anu lueu asaa u
be can from the cow. that produ, aa f Uy c Tbe, lrl- u,u,b
r..,,.i Th..p I. , ta,ed- that ahe will ask her mam
Jiuiuer, equally agitateu, ten
her daughter to aay that they will te
delighted to have him call; and he
on the fol
The society
whirling with
Why Refer
to Doctors
labor connected with the 4"(-pouud
cowe than there la with the 2Vpuad
cow The price at which butter baa
Because we make medicines
for them. We give them the
formula for Ayer's Cherry
Pectoral, and they prescribe it
for coughs, colds, bronchitis,
consumption. They trust it.
Then you can afford to trust
it. Sold for over 60 years.
" Im'i Cherry Pwioral Is a rmly thai
should b In .very hum. I hv u.mt a gr!
d.l f It for hard fiuiih aiid eolrt. and 1
hiiuw vital a apLndld nidlclii II It. I ran.
li.it rwiommand II ton hlalil." Maaa K.
Comes. Uyda 1'afk, atu.
lue,
f J. O. Aftr Co., lxwU,
yers
BUiUwIUUI f
9 S4RSAPAKILU
PILLS.
baih vnoa.
LARGE
ENGLISH
BERKSHIRES
All the br4-
Inf mn4 tMlidw4ilily.
IMC M tkekrW
I U Iiimv. 4 rr
Htltl-l aHtlll'llfM.
hiIai'tlon u ft t ia
D. I. MVT
RUBBER STAMPS
Beat in America)
weawkaUMa
Wa do Dot take orders and p1'lleonr Rubhar
htam, er., we manuiactuie our
own cools. fur .uiiiii i.i i tie uroni
sn.1 Ix .l in. iii.y ran buy. VV tu lolaf lor our
"Kuttior ktaiuii .aiaii.jua."
THE IKWIN-ItODSON CO,
Portland, Oregon
BIG MONEY
For yu lu
TTTT7i, , Vu. TVITT'T 'AH A Cold and TTTVTT7T1
first flirtation pltorail lit torsTikl mi uo . cold7 '-v" Copper ""iio
, '! " DrejKlflB UP COIO. a Few Hundred C. A. SICK K I ON. Broker
I - I 1 i . . It a " Sa iav 4 sriaW.-iJ VVW wa, a.-, HIT f (U I . "
tube In the right direction. fO.OOO.OUO niade of oak 2 by 4 materlala. .um. , ...... .. milP ,i,.. .... .. and the autlcliiatlon of a call from the
WOUlU Co lin In tlio alp an.! Um man The Ipva mrm .-apLI I . ... .... mil .K .. .. .1...
.,t.i ... V. ... T in... :"Z . "I u l" amouut or bkuh milk. ' It Soa.drd loaral.r.l.
... i-uea. emay au... -i""", nl u, wmom xo nure , we hav. the ,, ..ds increase of ' OUl 'ome ol Uvr lrl rru'nJS- A frugal and Industrious shoemaker
In order to refute sojne groundlesa ac- neatness and make the drill as light ..nttcr .. rw.t r..Hr rer th lhsi..-. i "'Aunt think, he'a coming to call next ,. , , ,. , !..
cusationa. that the cost of the naval r- possible. ,w. Two hundrl pimU of butter at Thursday evening ahe ai.ya. -Oh. my. proUll. He )rovl(U., , Kood honi fo
" i"enui looa-u. -".. .... u, , lBU , -M ,utg , fM We Uve fHK) Invented " lo nlm WIU'U ne ca"8' them, dreaacs them well and Is giving
w as negligible. The cost wns commit- rw?t high mortised Into the main 4 by in ,,u, . . (,i,.h .t i He la so smart and Intellectual : eradu- m,. . ...i . i......i.. . ..... .
oil l, ln. A I... I I.- ..... . 4 Th atnK ...1...t t. 1 k J " " ." ,- . .... . . r""" " 'Ul U l B aTO
"t "'"iiiiui .uiia at bu - "..i.ii.u i. a iv i rcrp.r la a-'4 i.i,.h win .t..,. im at iiarraru anu iraveieu anroua h. d.. n ki. ........... i ..
told: for, as he pointed out. so lonir as elght Inches high and mortised In the ft Ml 1kA tin sa-Sl hnVA 1..r I 1 and all that. I 1 11 Iriinur f Wf.n't ttfl I rm . ..m .i..a a.
. ...l i- i .. I. same 4 hr 4 .n in..h r,... .,. T . 1 . '"l lw ...i ... . " "u,u -"''' purennse a new;
-"-fc. iu I.UIUIUIIW1UU, i i. juni a, i - i'"i i nil firmi r ... tii Aiui-noiiiiii ftiw i auiu m iuik aoouc rue imiiita inni in- n uiui . h ..... if,... ...
cliciin fur lu-r t. l.a mul. IT iii.ut.i. I two and a half Inches from tba rniiln I Ihn.1 l.li. .i . .. ... i.mi I. '
I . . . . . .. : I ""i Ju i"i"a uc 11 oe ucscribcil in h s own words.
Ilay aa to be steumlng acroa the ocean, ""nnnra. me stiart to which the large Th. want to talk about.' "oh. voa." he round.! a ,.i.i.
wueci is anacne.1 is a three-quarter- The Question of fall plowing Is a de- "'I dare say.' renlled her friend, "the r. ,rnr,.i o h ...
Horror of Needlese KTolaa. I Inch txilt fifteen Inches long. At the bntahle nno In tlm mind of numi f.n,.. that he will wn t.. .lu .1,... lit.... I ..t .... . . . . .
It la the needlessuesa of moat nolsea head a hole Is drilled Into the bolt, heat- era. Th uracil. a.ms to i-mw aturo. srr r hiut,.r, L... .' . . ' ? I .
thnf .Un.l.... ., I.. I .,! tl, 1 . .... I . . " .. I' 7 ' e. ,..u, aiui auig, our. wnai 110
lu,m "uueruui. ion - iur common uiion trim 10 some neighbor- --uut I don't know anything about rou aunnoaewaa ti, am htn .. i..i.
I - 1 ---. u... ....... ...V ..11.
ll.Multf Otl.l .ill Itltlk .ItllHUt ....ll .11. (liaill ' I I. .....
. m ..i-! I""" wi.- 1 learncu on 11 r
favor In other seitlous. I'uou the roll- 'Why don't you read up? You have Tin sure I don't krmw " a.t.i
ItmlillT liivel4
, M.'Nn Kifii...
lumbar Cuaanie
PORTLAND. ORCOOf
i
Tke I.aat Raa.
There waa a vacancy In the ministry
of a West Highland parish, for which
three candidates preached In the church
on three successive Sundays. The first
waa diminutive In atature, the second
smaller till, and the third the smallest
of all.
A lady In the congregation spoke
with a member of the church commit
tee, and demanded to know why such
email candldatea bad been selected.
The explanation, aa a writer In the
London Telegraph give It, waa this:
"Weel, mum, ye see the ateepends
bae become very small, and they're no
bringing oot such big mlnlatera aa they
used to do."
Te Break la New Shoes
Always shake In Allen's Foot-Kara, a powder,
n rurr. 1101, w.aiuiK, ai'lilnir, swollen urt
urv. cum, niKruwliiK nana aiui Dumnna. A
all drtiKKtnta auil ahou atora Vx. Iuu't aceen
any ulmtltutt). Hamiila mailed KRtK, AdilrtM
A iluu a, Uliuated. Im Koy, M. Y.
Growth of at Nevada CHy.
Less than two years ago a proapector
lost bis way in the desert near the Call
fornla line, In Nye County, Nevada,
and died of thirst On the spot where
thnt man'a body waa found la now the
town of Kullfrog. A water works plant
coating foO.OOO supplies an abundance
of water. There are botela with hatha
In ninny rooms and residences equip
ped with all the modern paraphernalia
thnt make for comfort Klectrlc lights
Illumine the streets where only the
tara of heaven looked down on the
death of the lonely miner and within
the radlua of a very few miles there
are now about 15,000 pcoplo.
Tke Evrrlaatlaa; Competition.
The eminent shipbuilder raa explain
ing the plana and apecificationa for the
ttew vessel.
"In addition to being the largest and
Inoat formidable battleship afloat" be
said, "and the auperlor of all others, both
from an offensive and defensive point of
View, having th most powerful armament
and being practically Invulnerable, it will
be th fastest, beyond all comparison. It
will b sbl to steam twenty-eight mile
an. hour."
"But If It I to be so much better thsn
any other," asked on of th members of
th committee, "what I th use of devot
ing so much attention to mer speed?"
"Why r it might be necessary
aom dsy. Tou can't tell whjn on of the
other great powers may bul'.d a bigger
and heavier battleshln."
ain-p very wen through the roar of a
wiutry storm, but If some one ba for
fotten to fasten a blind, and It begins
to bang, then you are lost; you might
a well get up and locate that blind
and fasten It first as last The mani
fold noises of your steamer' plunge
tnrough the night, with the pertietual
wnsh of the sea, unte jn a lullaby to
which the worst conscience sinks Into
repose; but a enorer breaking from
the next stateroom recalls the memory
of all one's sins. The rush and leap
and Incessant but varied grind and
clang of the sleeping car become sooth
ing at last, but a radiator, beginning
to fizz and click after the steam has
been turned off, seems to leave the
would-be sleeper no resource but sul'
cldo; If you could get at the second
engineer, and leave him weltering In
bla gore, you could anatch a few cat
nana before mornlnir! lint trnn cannur
get at the second engineer after mid- "?rl11 majr H;urelJr uWJ- To fwl the
night In most hotels. Continuous arl11 Bteel "I""1" 'twn Inches long
nolsea and necessary noise are things , to1 to the toP ot tlle nialn BtanJ
HOME-MAOC DRUX.
you can adjust senses or your spirits
ard and attached to the
to; but the noise without a reason,
slot In tho spring. The sinal
without an apparent right, like th taolu'(1 to threaded bolt docs the feed- growers that they must have a dearer
knawlng
what drive
D. Howella.
"Tom" Heed's Collar.
tance can be procured according to the flrst-cliiss, fancy apples will brinir the
Among the prominent men of New ,lxe ot tue lron lutended to be drilled. I best of prices, and then Is no danger
England there was none, perhaps, who A l0,t PH"cs through this piece from whatever of overstocklni tho market
wore a larger collar than Tom Heed, underneath the 4 by 4. l!y loosening with such fruit Suck t class of ad-
One hot day In the summer of l'JOl t!,e bolt It can be moved to any re- pies will often sell rcn ply at H and 7
Reed was In Portsmouth, and. having 1u,ml "ance. la barrel, when the porr grudes could
to wait over for a train, be decided to Un. jot , . K... hardly be given away. Apple SikjcUI-
mnke an lmnromntu toilet, cbnnelinr his I Vnr v.inm rir....... 1... . .. 1. ...... 1st
collar, etc. So be hied himself to the Ing sheep lu a small wny, and general
nearest haberdasher's and began a gen- ly have sold their lambs when they
eral survey of the collar display In the weigh (SO to 70 pounds for from $'2 to
Store. I l2..rKJ each. Even 11 1 IIium.. nrlcua mm
Waited on, sir?" queried one of the makes a nice profit out of his sheep.
clerks. it has cost little to crow them mill a..
lug lauds which are 10 common there four daya, and you can do a lot of aelghbor.
is little question that It Is Justly con- reading In that time.' "'Evervbodv Worta ht pti,.
deinned, if, indeed, it Is good practice "So the young woman read history
anywhere, says an exebnnge. Some loss for four days, so that ahe nilirht be Bewara of Ointment tor Catarrh that
of plunt food from washing and blow- able to carry on a conversation with Contain Mercury
Ing of the surface soil mion fall plowed the Intellectual giant from Harvard, as mreory will url-destroy th ene of
,., , , ,. ,. 1.1 . .! ... '" linen and oompleiely derail go tha whola aya-
ground la Inevitable, although Its me- who had traveled abroad. Thursday te.u wuen ai.uiriiis U tamuaii the mueJua
chaulcal condition may be improved evening came He arrived and was Kucn ''ould nrver b uaed
I t . . A1 ., ... .. iu- launr. tie arrnea anu v.as ,(ri.pt0g praauriptiuua from repuiabla tiliy-
somewhat by the action or the frost shewn Into the parlor. I'reseutly ahe uiam,aaihadamas they win uoia tn i..id
uiHiu the freshly ploe.l ground. Of came down. He arose and took her hr VJ?"lTT. ""l'
co u rue, the condition of the labor mar- the hand and began to talk to her a neieyio.,Toie.io'.o..coiiiaiiianoinerury',
ket affects the amount of fail plowing follows- fhKilfl!1!. li11'0 '.''' .'"."etiF ui"
loiiowa. tha blood and muooui aurfaccs ol th ayaiem.
undertaken or accomp.Uhed to a very "'Gee. but I'm Bind t boa rmt spaln I I" buylns llall'a t'aiarrh t'ura be "ura you kkI
miialilnralil. ,Unwnu hut lii.l..i.Un.i.,,.,i.. T tnefi-nuin. It li lakrn lmernally, and maila
couaiaerable degree, but Independently and say. you're lookin' fine tonight iuT.,ldo,ohlo,byf. J.thauey di to. laaU-
of any and all of the fuetora mention- That sown la a mrk.r it,.af iiv. M,i suoniais tree.
ed. fal, plowing may be exdlent ,n bn .Tee the dS Didn't we have MiX. .
some cases. The writer has done very a great time? Sav I never enioved
little fall plowing during r?.nt yea,.. myselfVmueh .n my iol S -Come Willie -"S mother
but this year the plows Hi be kept go- .r.ateat nn. 1 .... ..i.h .. . .m?' " 1Ille' ,ald hls "Other.
Ing a. long a. the weather will permit when ft cone, to tw.tenu ng you're , .V , " Tu T"' "ttle
after the crop, are .11 -cured. tbe " " T b. he.f pln' W'th r r"' "
... 1 " WBlle,
are, I'm not strlnaln' you. I have ..h...b .......
. ., . , . , - - 1 nm, jnuirniru line, U XUeBUS
Uen hlnkln' all week about comln' up to have Zm always."
'Oh, I gucsa not."
I guess yes, 'cause he' awallowed
em." St Loula rost-Dlspatcu.
Mothers will And Mr.. Wlnainw. flnnthln.
.yrup ma oeii remeiiy to uaalot Intlr cbUUraa
during th teething period.
Omlaalona of lllatory.
Socrates was busily engaged In writ-
rroflt la Appl.a.
he main .tand- With the passing years there se?ma Z V 1 . "'"
drill bolt by a to be a more 1m, rat. nsHlt SlJS 1 am'S -" '
.....II wheel at- Impressing the fact mon the apple 1 8m to lool"a,
how
sol
m apparent right, like the . , 1 "' 1 mwr "For ten minutes he irnhidwl nn h
of a rat In the wainscot Is The P'-e ul;.m which the pressure conception of higher Ideal. No matter It.an, cSllFrtmiSu
e. so many to perdition-W. ? wbl drU 19 how "''Jt f the prU-es of delrmlned that hi. Ite
Is. In I Turner's. tlKwl '"to the main 4 by 4 In the form apple, may be in tho itarket. there Is ;M)BS t8t"' aetermined that thla Intel-
" lUrf"rK of a sliding slot In order that any dls- alway. the unbounJIcd wauranca tha! ",0UlJ "ot be
Important ta Timtar Ownsrs
W nrt THtrrhrVMlnie ftizMita for larsre
timU'r buvtTM Ic 'in all jmrti of ii9
rMiinry. i iimti iiro iineniing in
Orrron and Wthini;ton ttiiilrtr UikI.
It vUl iv mi to rVino iih linuit(1iattly.
Rivliitf legal drirtlnliont ul nt price
un your liin i'tr mini in iiifNH st.iuA,
AdUreu '1 nubur lL'piurltut!iit.
Northv.e:!::!! Guarantee & Trust Co.
Larger Cxchanga tig, Second Floor
1 1 Cor. :-d v.i Stark Sit, POilTUNO, OREGON
NO FLA7ES
ILY DENTAL CO. TBSS"
i-d rmnve your bad teeth and broken
el old rM! aluuiluK'ly without iiain. faamln.
1 lion and talimatr free. Work tlie llmt. l'riii-a
Hie LoHtiat. buiiii koIiI tYown.tl; Urtilra wotk,
li.ro per tooth i C.iil.i and 'uamel Villltiar. II
and up; P t l.nliU r Platea, I7.6U r (ut; good
vt, IX l'alnlt'aa Kxtractlnn, frw.
I bird and Couth Streets. Cortland, Or. en.
to bring the conversation down to her
lcrel.
Finally there wa. a lull, and .he
looked across at him and said : 'Waan't
ing.
Why do you keep on grinding out that
I..IVVI .1.-111.. ...I.. J X- .: ....
.V... . .... . .mm .111111 ia.ru xauiiiiLir. it
tha too bad about Mary, Queen of doesn't aell. Nine-tenth, of It come.
Sixits?
I back from th publisher 1"
Ma. tins the Batter.
the churu the following Is the best
method: Remove the butter when in
the granular state, weigh It and plnce
"Not yet." responded Heed, and then le is well paid, but It 1. possible to do 11 H1'" tho work,,r. "I1"1"1 evenly and
a a . a aa . t t a I I a.ilt an I f- f Im tout.. U ai. . ti
BUiicu, -1 wouiu uae a collar. U'ttiT. For several ve.irs Weatern
What size?" piped the clerk. lambs welchlnif from 50 to CO nounds
Size 20." answered Reed. hnv ai.l.l nf from i .m .,.,1 ..r.
We don't keep collar. o large, bnt tH.i,,,, fei ,xty 0r ninety days.
J ne young man wa. startled. 'Why. "I know It." h said. "I am wrltln
what do you mean?' be asked. 'or the benefit of posterity, In the belief
Haven't you heard about Itr she n"1
exclaimed. 'Whr. trrnMnttm ma f CI, I I U8t?ritT , Snapped XtlDtipp. Vhftt
I . . . n . .uuv U(s nuv I a ... . . ...
For those who prefer to salt out of UBU ner nea'1 cut T !' "George Ade, , " -" t.. ' ' ' u
in ftucceas Magazine. iw.,i,. ..,.
- v.. . . , hij mt n i , iui.ui irjuiuru
Socrates, "has alwava b..n nnlli. .nnncH
uor "Indian Aeeent." not to InterruDt m ir tha middle of a
Avery little while some Kncllsh sentence.
writer Bpiiear. with the theory that Which crushing retort silenced the good
salt to suit the titftte. 81ft the Malt
evenly over the butter, pans tho work'
I think you may be accommodated
three store, above."
Reed went and found the third .tore
above. It wa. a harness shop.
Dlaaalrona Fal I a re.
The stocky, red haired man with the
Oalway whixkera had been run In on a
charge of too much conviviality and bois
terous conduct.
'Hpriaoner," said Tolle Justlc
Wachenheltuer, "vol 1 your name?"
Me name, y r anner, answered th
prisoner, "is Gottlieb Louderschlagid."
"Dot a lie!" eiclaimed his honor. "I
gif you s!g-ty days In de vorkbouse."
Chicago Tribune.
Foaad Illaa So.
rbett Th Idea of Slikker claiming to
be a hard working man la th richest
thing I've heard of lately.
Konmann Well, be is, Ly George!
He's tli bar doit man I avor tried to
work.
CONTAGIOUS BLOOD POISON
NO LIMIT TO ITS POWERS FOR EVIL
Contagious Blood Toison has brought more suffering1, miserrand humila
tion Into the world than all other diseases combined ; there is hardly any
limit to its powers for evil. It is the blackest and vilest of all disorder.,
wrecking the lives of these unfortunate enough to contract it and often being
transmitted to innocent offspring, a blighting; legacy of suffering and shame.
So highly contagious is the trouble that innocent persons may contract it
bv using the same table ware, toilet articles or clothing of one in whose
blood the treacherous virus has taken root. Not only is it a powerful poison
but a very deceptive one. Only those who have learned by bittcrexpcncnce
know by the little sore or ulcer, which usually makes its appearance first, of
uffcring which is to follow, it comes in we wrm w .tT
or up to 80 to IKI K)iiiuls, they
sell for almost twice a. much. Aa a
rule the farmers who sell the young
lamb, have feed enough to finish them
and get the additional price. Although
thla extra feed had to lie bought nt
market prices there would 1 no loss,
for feeders are buying both sheep and
feed and making a profit More profit
Is made from farm product, when an!
the physhiue of Americana la hrm. m tn pac of nearly thirty sec
er over It, then run the butter mid wl'iiU'ited to that of the almr-
work again or until the salt Is thor- 'If 'nea. It I. a philologist Enid Camp-
ougl.ly worked In. It may then be set ,H'" JawDy who now uses this the.
at. Vltua ranra and all Nervnna Yuarawa
j tM-rmanantlr cured hr !r. Klin.'a i.r.at
aunv t.,r a fi.iv li.iitr. nft,.. .1.1... orv to account for tha w.iil In .1.1 .rv. Krium. H.nd f.ir 1 11KK 2 trial b.itU. and
" " un u hi -- --- . lr,uaa.iir.M. II. a.ta, UL.au Area bU,riiUa.,l'ai
should lie given a second worklmr. American speech a. "due to a partlcu
American Cultivator. lar formatlou of the pnlate, tK-cullar
originally to the American Indians,
firrat lirnrfli of Fal. but now shared by the Invaders.1
Fore of Habit.
The modern Sherlock chuckled.
"I'll stake a .Ilk hat against a stogie
that man la a New York policeman,
be whispered.
nili. .nn ..... t.ll.n ..I, .J .1
"l:i5.l!UD !?. P"n1 "l" ,th 'D KU" - tlllai Vriend. ' -lUto not In n.foZ
The first jear of the colt's Hf a That this Is nonsense apiears from the
very luiixirtant, then-tore keep him tat thnt Americans taken In childhood
"No, but I shouted 'Side door to tha
lug the second year, keep hlin growing cent There can be no question as to
'" " lliu thin! vi.iir nn.l kn.ni hi,.. ......i.... !, marlm.1 ftlvuixinn r.t 'uc
ninls are proH-rIy nulsheil, aud lambs . , '"7h ,'''.. i.. tiJ . . -! ' right! and you should have seen bhn
are in thl. class. I ."n -.niie jear, i "ito"i niuiun la mein
u juu are k""k to, pui unu on me mar- mailer 01 mionaiion. American speech
I. .. I .. ..... .1 I. . . 1. 1 . .1 I w . . . I ...... . . ... ... . . . .....
Tha Grnrril .,,. a-.. n... 1 1,1 l"" ,ulu rur " u "'" up and ,B mucu more monotonous aim less rilis limn Irv IU la PATS.
Very many of our farmers irpt 11.. ' hltn fat Fat cover, a lot of de- spontaneous, the regular fall of the PAZO OINTMENT la guaranteed to cur any
Idea that all thev have to do la tn ini fe t" wl,h horses. I don't want him too voice at the close of sentences being ' lehlng, blind, bleeding or protruding
their nondescript mare, to the leeirv ral 11 1 111111 al w"rK' "ut w"eu the Iernap. Doonsn ratner than converaa. - ' ' " "' -
coarse type of so called coach horaes otlu'r fl'llow wa,lU lilm' he allU him
iK-lt.g iieddled through the country to fat
get the general purpose farm horse. I rhrralral Weed Kin.,,
have seen hundrcls of colts from thl A chemical weed killer tins .vn A.
kind of breeding and must say that not voloped or tested by the Wlwi.miln ex-
5 per cent of them are even fair secl- jerlment station In attempts to kill
mens of the general puriswe horse, wild mustard, cocklebur, yellow dock
while 50 lai'r cent or more are failure, etc. The tieeullar thl.iftIalm.Ml fr this
from every (Milnt of view. poison I. that when sprayed on s
I nave seen much letter result, luff grain cmn lnfeted by w..t. t
where the conch stallion bus been a kills the weeds without Injury to the
u.irr auu more compacuy mjllt one or ciiltlvat.nl crm. The Rn utb.n .......
where a hnekney or American trotter consists of Km notinds of Iron ant..i,...
" aiuooui. murx uiar tje dissolved In fifty-four gallons of water
..... 1U,.W oiwrvntions which amount will spray an acre.
nave leti me 10 t lie conclusion that this
latter plan Is the surest one to bring
some measure of success In producing
the general purixise farm horse. Geo.
Mc-Kerrow, Wisconsin.
Illllalde Farms.
Onla for llaa,
Oats may lie a portion of a rntlon for
hogs, but they are much more siitlsfnc
tory If they are ground. Mixed with
corn, oats and short, they add mnterl-
ally to the value of any hog feed. Thiy
. 1 .1.. ...ir.. tiwvunrt in ehirct
allyi'the treacherous nature of Contagious Blood roison. shown when the
Infected oerson endeavors to combat the poison with mercury and potash.
fheSSS!S drive away all outward symptoms of the trouble, for
1 11 ni tU ictim is deceived into the belief that he is cured. U hen.
a while, and tne victim is "i iann ,,, oniv been driven
howevcr.the treatment is ici i o u"u "- i ,, . ' " ...
SS O, blood aai u. S.'S. fcT
I iNitluic v v " " , . . .
a ahrr t hnr i con Lai i3 tt iidiu.i
offcra rewara 01 ,1.000 y - g down to tll
ery bottom of the trouble and by cleansing
the blood of every particle of the virus and
adding rich, healthful qualities to this vital
fluid, forever cures this powerful disorder.
So thoroughly does S. S. S. cleanse the
circulation that no signs of the disease are
. arn airtin. and offspring is protected.
. . . . . ,, : . Tii,.! Trvinn. which full" CX-
Write for our special f ou lines a complete home treat-
jdKS mlll advice about case or any of its symptoms, out
PURELY VEGETABLE
The hill lauds f CmrirU ..... I -1 . ... ... ...- .,
i"-.-1 mui in 1101 eoiisiiiuie mre man one-
milieu 10 v.asu away down the steep fourth of the grain ration. A mixture
hillside.. Around such hills there are of oats and peas ground and fed a. a
banda or terrac-es thrown up with great .will Is exceedingly valuable. Am.i.
cure 10 stop me aowuwaru rush of wa- can Agriculturist
ter, ana tnus tue washing tendency !
cnecaea a. soon as begun. These belt. Te Eradicate Rardovk
of firm hI land are most effective. If merely cut off at er near the mir
They rise one above the other In step face, burdocks will sprout again. The
of Ave or eight feet In vertical height only sure way to get rid of them for-
The row. bend around the hill, con- ever 1. to pull them up, roots and all
forming strictly to these terraces. This or to cut them off n.sr the ground and'
I. a moat excellent system and one bad- our a small quantity of kero.,t tur.
ly needed on many farm, of the new tentlne or sulphuric add uim the root
outhwest Exchange. (.ft the ground.
Carta; for Tark.rs. K, r a-rl Platrlbatla..
The young turkey, suffer more than The free wed distribution by th,. ,r0,.
do other fowl at this wam of th ernment is.sts .I2.i a year. I.,i,i.
..... 19 , K..v .... r.. I. .. . ! I ... .1 . ...
jt-nr it nr; ..... ...... 11 auer and tlie cost or handling ta me mail. which
carefully fed. Tho supply of natures costs about as mu. b o're. or mif a
f.sid which so largely sustains them million dollars a year, total. Tblg um
during tlie summer and early fau of nIIPy lwly ul would i-,.,h
gin. to dwindle aud lessen with each farmers the correct plan to market and
coming day. Tlie young turkey. an.l build the machine for marketing, which
tlie old turkeys as well should be plen- will conil a profitable prb fr er.
tlfully provided with a grain supply to err farm cmr. arnwn anywhere In t,.
guarsntee their continued growth with- country. The machine once built will
out being stunted or retarded wbn not cost the fanners anything dlrjr
they should be growing every day. to run It but will ysS Kt dividend
Country Gentleman. .Ter TMr. fnto-LtaW Fanning.
tlonal. Thus American siM-ech, among Obvioae icipiaaatiaa.
the cultivated. I. apt to be simple, even I "I fln(1 'l difficult to grssp some of
and logical, like a page of print while our llllom' al1 ,n scholarly looking
English ieech Is much more rarlod , " , . ' , . ' ' , "
""d. "'r?'" . ,'.n 'ta cdVo-a-cab driveV thUrnini TZin
ppriusoi-iu iv. j..iu..v... wnioh j ,,ppWPa WSi th, ...... I.
looked at it and said it was shr about
'" nto urn, one-half. Huat did b mean by 'shy'?'
A statesman, In an argument bnd m'nt that you had offered him
turned the table rather tieatlv on bla 100 "xeei a sum, said tli native
1 .-, r "
nnrvmiitit Kuiint.tr IWillivuF I.. ..
F...... ' ' --. ., ... IUII
gratulatlon, said;
"You remind nie of a Fort Dodge
doctor Dr. X . Thl gentletnaa
once had a grave dug for a patient
supposed to be dying, who afterward
recovered, and over this error of Judg
ment the doctor was Joked for many
years.
"Once he attended. In consultation
with three confreres, another patient
The patient really died. After death,
as the physician, discussed the case to
gether, one of them Mid
-since quick burial I. necessary, we
might Inter the body temporarily.
understand our brother bera baa a va
cant grave on hand.'
"Dr. X smiled.
"Ye, he said. I believe I am the
only phy.lelan present whose grave
are not all filled.'
There Ja no satisfaction keener
th&n boino dry and comfortable
when cut In the hardest storm,
YOUAKE SUM OP mS
II YOU WEAlr
warn
NN I4I .VI11II1M
BLACK OR YELLOV
107 0(1 JAU EVTfUrWMfJtt.
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TOWtk CANADIAN TOI0NI0 CAN.
DR. C. GEE WO
Vonderful Koms
Treatment
Thla wonderful Ctll.
ana Oiiriiir la rallul
Kn-at atauM. Iia cur -a
jmijiia wlihoiit n p.. ra
tion that art a van ur
11 ril.. II rnr wl h
'iU.
inima Wonrl.rliil I hi- f '"i
aiiw hrls iwi a, bud a. r.J.7
harka aud v.L-.iall-a fy.
ihat ara anilriir an- -,!V.
kn.iwn in miilli al a I.
Mi,
rnia la Ilea enun.rr thriniuu 111
harmliaari inrdlra. Th a hiumdmwi km.wa
ll.aa-'ilonof ov. r KOiliit". nt rooii-di a, wairn
ba KMlmrrnlu Ijrln di IT. rant niwaiiaa. lla
ruaraa fn a tnr ira catarrh, asthma, luna, thmat
rh tiiual .m, n-nr..ii. .1, atomach, llv.r, klit
n.va, .u. 1 h i kun.lr. la tit f atinmolaia.
t liaraa niodT..!.. t all anil m hliii. I'a Irma
out ol tha cur writ, f. r hlnni a ami rtrrntlara,
Ba4 SliiUik It .ri rATlO.N aUUa.
AilUnaa
The C. Cee Wo Chinese Mediclna Co.
1f 2' i rirU St. S. t Car. Morrboa
Menticu papar Portland. OrtfrMi
r.KM.
Ma. S2-e
VHEN wrlllng to art rartlaere p.aaa I
If Dirnllna thla papar. I
Vltr Tkem.
An Atchison man and hi wife sat
down the other night and talked It
over. ve nave Deen lacing it ror all
wtH-ks," lie said, "and dread of doing
what lies before us I. not making It
any easier. We have It to do; let us
begin now." Hi. wife agreed with
him ami departed sadly for the cellar.
When she returned she carried a Jar
of preserved fruit They had decided
to tiegin to eat their way through IS)
quart, of peaches, 47 quart, of .trasr
bcrrles, quarts of cherries ami 43
qunrts of plums put up last summer.
Atchison filnbe.
A woman may he an angel or a devil,
and being an angel Is easier than bvlurf
mm
H ir-i
mm , Xmm '1
Xlie Kind I You Have) Always Itoucht lnw borne tlie slifiiu
ture of Chaa. II. Flctcl.rr. antl Jmt bt-on made under I.U
itTKomii i.iiMTision utr ovrr vciirs. Allow no one
to deoolvo you In thla. Counterfeits, Imitation ami
" jHst-aa-srrMMl are hut Kxperinicnts. nnl riilaiii;er tho
Leal tli of Children Experience affulnst j;iperiiiinU
What is CASTORIA
Castorla la a liarmlcs auhstltiite for Cantor Oil. Iare
Horic, Dropa and Hoot h In u- Hyrnps. It i rieasitnt. It
contain) neiiner ijuini, .tiorpliine nor other nrootlo
auhstaiice. Its asre la its piiarantce. It destroys AVnrme
ami allays 1 Vverishiieaa. Jt cures Dlarrhtea and Vlml
jo,.i':..,t r,,, Teething Trouhles, cures Const ipatlon
and 1' latulenrr. It assimilate the Food, rrtfnlates the
Ntoniach anil Jtowels, fflvliiu; healthy and l.altiral alcen.
The Chlldnrn's l'anaceii The .Mother's l'riend,
Tlie Kind You Have Always Bought
Eears the Signature of
S7
In Use For Over 30 Years.
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