E IRON PIRATE A Tlain Tale of Strange Happenings on the Sea By MAX PEMBERT05 ooo- - CHAPTER IV. (Continued.) The helu went oTer. and the yacht loomed ud black, ai our own litfht died awav : and uassed ua within cable length. What lift of the night there waa showed ua her decks again ; but riy were not deserted, for aa ona or two atxara riivi m rntit err. 1 aaw tba whit and horridly diatorted face of a man who dun to tba main ahrouda and ha alone .1. uur.lin of the wanderer. That vision of the man I had left well and hopeful and etrong not threa days since wai terr ble to me. A Drave umu bad gone to bi death, but to what a death, if that agonised fare and diatorted visage betokened aught ! And 1 had prom ised to aid hiui, and waa drifting there with the schooner, raiaiug no hand to give biui help. Lii,.-.r - I rried. "thia time well risk getting a boat off; I'm going aboard thut veaaid now, if I Urown twtore i Then I turned to the men and said : "lou aaw the yacht paw just now, and you t I-..'., n. ff llllll hw that man aDoarci ner u am! I'm trolnf to fetch him. Aa tiie good feilowe gave way and our boat rode eaaily before the wind, I no ticed for the drat time that tha clouds were ecattering; and we had not maae another cable's length when a great cloud above ua allowed silver at Ita edges, ana oiwouelv white In Its center, through mhi.-h th. moon ahone. Anon It diaaolv ed, and the transformation on tbe aurface of the water waa a transformation from the dark of atorin to the chroma light of a summer moon. The deserted yaent waa beating up to us, and we stood right lu her truck. "(Jet a grapnel forward, and look out there," cried the man in command. Aa If to help ua, the wind fell away aa the echooner came up, and she began to ehake her sails. Suddenly there waa the sound aa of fierce contest, of the bursting of wood, and tha spread of flame; and In that IriNtaut the decks of the yacht were ripped up, and sheets of fira rose from them to the rigging above. "(Jive way," roared Pan again, for the men sat motionlesa with terror. "Are you going to let him burn?" The words awed them. They shot the long boat forward ; and I stood In her stern to observe. If I conld, what passed on the burning decks. And I aaw a sight the like . . in llvlnff I cannot tell, but I anueu log into tha detectlv. force and after working up for te" '"J . .. i... ik.. nut ma on me tnrougn me rou-, .u-v - , landing-stag, at Liverpool, to watch for men who wished to emigrate. - erabla employment, but educating, for u taught m. to read facea that were dis guised, old men become beardless, young men made old. I suppose I bad mora than common success, for when "aa been so employed for five 1" sent to London by our people, and there commanded to go to tha Admiralty and get new Instructions. Kegard this, please, aa tha Brst mark in thia record I am mak ing. Of my work for our own peopla I may not tell even you, ainre I engaged upon it under aolemn bond of secrecy; but I can Indicate that I waa aent to Italy to pick up facts In tha dock yarda there, and that our people relied on my rifts of disguise, and on my knowledge of Ital ian. In abort, I waa expected to provide plana and account of many things mate rial to our own aervice, and I entered on the business wirh alacrity, gained admit tance to the public dock yards, and knew in . tw.lvemnnth all that any man could learn who had hia wita only to guide him. it In Italy during my second year of work that I had cause to De at eipeiia. . hformitl. I was to get mvM J J other mo.lea. The nature of tbeee I knew I . i .1... -mined to set out upon HOI. UU W, mm , . ;ialt to Sitmor Veaaia. who ".. the builder to whom the d.sks wherein I worked belonged. To bin. I pretended agent of a shipping York, with whom I had some little ao ...J. ..i h. rave me audience lie waa r, willing to hear me when he learned that I waa In quest of. builder to lay down eteamera for the American trad, with Italy : and sou., while we paaaed In great cordiality, to I ventured the other business. "Hy the by, Slgnor Aeisla. that a marvellous battleahip you have In your .econd dock : I have never seen anything like her before.' "I spoke the words, and read hlra aa one reads a barometer. lie snrans t.-.o. Into hia bulb, and the tone of hie eonver aation marked a storm. I beard him mut ter under hia breath, and then the mer cury of bla conversation mounted quickly. "'Yea yea; a curloua vessel, quite a fecial thing, for a South American re public, an idea of theirs-but you will extend me the favor of your pardon. I am busy and In bis excitement he put his spectaclea off and on. and called uiovan nL Giovanni !' to hia head clerk, who made buaineas to be rid of me. I mounted to my bill top again: and apent the morning looking down upon the golden ahlp which waa built for 'a South American repub lic' That tale I never believed, for the man'e face marked It a lie aa ne gave u to me. I resolved In that hour to devote myself heart and soul to the work of un ravelling the slender threads, even If I lost my common employment In the Dual- T,. reverie held me long. I waa a trcm It bv the alirht of a dull va por mounting from the funnel of the nameleaa ahlp. She waa going to aall then at the next tide ahe might leave Speiia, and there would De no more nope. I hurried to my hotel. "Here waa a problem at thia atage as If then appeared to me: Item (1), A ahlp built of aome metal I had no knowledge ng there a new 7 J ot I . A ' . -bone like. iZTwh'u mere waa Z talk and rich sunset ot ,. garden ak. I (3). A snip inai w . - - many opinions. It waa an evening taie in the year, and the aun waa Juat eetting. I watched the changing hues of the peaka aa the light spread from po'nt to point upon the caatle roof, upon the ateel hulla of great ahipa. And then I aaw a at range thing, for amongst all tha vesaela I aaw one that atood out beyond them all, a great globe, not of ellver, but of goldefl Are. There waa no doubt about It at all ; I rubbed my eyea. I used the glaaa I al- waya carried with me; I viewed the bull I saw lying there from hair a aoaen heights; aud I waa aure that what I aaw waa no effect of evening llgnt or arrange refraction. The ahlp I looked on waa built eirher of braaa, or of some alloy of brass, aa It seemed to me, for the notion that ahe could be plated with gold waa prepoeteroua ; and yet the more I exam ined ber, the more clearly did I make out that her hull waa constructed of a metal nfinitely gold-like, and of so beautiful a color In the redilened atreara which ahone upon It that the whole ahlp had the aapect to which I pray that I may never ' . . .. . . . aee again. Martin Llall atood at the main " ahrouda. motionlesa, volumes of flame around him. hia figure clear to be viewed ly that awful beacon. "Why doesn't he Jump ItT I called loud. Hut Martin Hall never moved, lis gnunt figure waa motionlesa the (In mi's beat upon It, it did not stir; and we drew near enough anon aud knew the worst. "Ile'a lashed there and he's dead," aaid Ian. "Kasy 1 for a parcel of stark Xonlst Would you run alongside her?" There they lay, for any nearer ap proach would have been perlloua, and even seen. The dark fell. I returned to the town quickly. I went straight to the sea front and began. If I could, to find where the water lay wherein this extraordinary steamer was docked. I had taken the bearlnga of It from the hills, and I waa very quickly at that apot where I thought to have seen the strange vessel. There, truly enough, waa a dock In which two amall coasting steamers were moored, but of a sign of that which I sought there waa none. I should have had the matter out there and then, searching the place to Ita extremity; but I bad not been at In that place where we were, twenty feet . . ,,',. ,u t M,., on the windward aide, the heat waa nitfh , wag watphed A mni drewed , rough unbearable. So near were we that I look- aailor, and remarkable for the hideouanesa d cl'.e a It might be Into the dead face lf tnd curIous formation of of Martin Hall, and saw that the fiends one tooth, lurked behind the beaps of sea I t I I 1 I i . I 1- - J J l. . ! - wno nau ins.eu n.ra xuere u... uoue lUe.r ,umbe and folIowed me trom t0 work too well Hut I hoped In my heart ,t , turned ln , food dig)f,1g9 of that he had been dead when the end of Englil,n KamaQ on th, folow. the ship had begun to eonie. and 1 that It )p tven Rnd ain fntere,, th, dlK.k were no reproach to me that he had per-1 yard. Tbe same man waa watching, but isi eu; .or 10 aave .... oouy irom he had no suspicion of me, ftomcau.r waa worn no man m.gnt ao. . ,Any job goln(?r x Md tfc " "-'" u.mUIm.. ...i, ... - qUMtOI1 denied to Tnterest him. ne .. , oi ne yacm r r.u.,. ,j rK,kon doI)end, ,h, . ucy sne raise,, ner neaa to . new gtMnt hia handa deep Into treee. shook her great Mil of flame In pockMi w,Ien I. m! '"'"Tv . I.,"..: like you good for. except to get yer neck iT-i . a hi-ii hub iiiiiin-t. lid uui uiui jii I as if In salute, and there waa darkness, As we nenred our own ship Roderick took my hand, giving it a great grip. Then we came aboard, where Mary waited for us with a white face, and the othera stood nilvnt ; but we said nothing to them, going below. There I lorked myself in my own Tallin, and though fatigue lay heavy on rue. I took Martin Haifa papers from my 1'H'ker and lighted the lamp to read them through. Hut not without awe, for they were a mt'sstige from the dead. casual glance told me. with every kind of quick-firing gun, and with two ten-Inch guna In her turret. Item (4), A ruffian ly blackguard, to whom the cutting of a throat aeemed meat and drink, with ten other roguea no lesa deserving, from a murderous point of view, put to watch about the ship that no strange eye might look upon her. Item (5), The confusion of Signor Vexzla. who made a fine tale and said at the same time with hia eyes, 'This la a lie, and bad one; I'm aorry that I have nothing better ready.' Item (8), My own adamantine conviction that I atood near by aome tnyatery, which waa about to be a big mystery, and which would pay me to pursue. Instinct told me to go on In this work. If I lost all other, If I starved. If I drowned, If I died at It. And to go on I meant. (To be continued.) CIIAl'TKIl V. The manuscript, which was senled on Its cm-er in many places, consisted of vera I pages of close writing, and of ketches and scraps from newspapers Italian, trench and Knglish. The sketches 1 hxiked at first, and was uot a little aurprised to see that one of them was the portrait of the man known as "Hoarlng J.lm," and there was wit hthla a blur red and faint outline of the features of the seaman called "Four-Kyes." Hut what, perhaps, was even more difficult to iinniTsiann was ine picture ot the great 'All In my line,' I answered Jauntily, having fixed my plan ; 'I'm starving amongst thpse cutthroats here, and I'm ready for anything.' 1 chatted with him, and later on with his companions, about aa fine a dozen of self-stamped rascals aa ever I wish to see. Next day, I came again to the dock yards, convinced that I was at the foot of a mystery, and. to my delight, I got em ployment from the chief of the gang, named 'Uoaring John' by his friends; and was soon at work on the simple and mat ter-of-fact business of cutting planks. This gave me an entry to the dock yard all I wished at the moment. "I had got admission to the dock, but had learnt nothing of the vessel. I was admitted only to the outer basin, where the coasting steamers lay, and 'Itoaring John' threatened me if I passed the gate which opened into the dock beyond. Min ute by minute and hour by hour, I wait ed my opportunity. It came to me on the morning of the eighth day, when I reached the yard at four o'clock; and the gate being unopen, I lurked In hiding until the first man should come. He waa ILL WIND BLOWS ONE GOOD. Accompanied bjr a Furious Itala, It Makes Profit for Fakir. Ia tbe bnlf hour tlie heavy rain lust ed last ulght the Hruuklyn bridge um brella fuklr gold tweuty-three of tbe sun proof devices. He Is a quiet fel low, or lie would have done double the business. A Coney Island barker with a good cry of "Keep dry I Umbrella ! TUirty-flve cent!" would have put out twice as many of the parasols ln that wind-swept, drenched crowd. Enough men and women slid under the shelter ing bridge with umbrellas turned Into black lilies In their hands to furnish customers for on umbrella factory. As It was, the fuklr did a good business for his half hour. Judging from the behavior of his goods after they go out In the wet aud the wind with venture some purchasers, they must have cost him all of 20 cents apiece. Including the paper wrapper that hides everything. Thut left a profit of 15 cenU apiece, or $.1.43 lu the half hour. I needed one of those umbrellas, but felt It might cost too much nt 35 cents. These sudden storm umbrellas are alike the world over, and an experience with a brother of the family lu Naples had made me shy. For that one I paid a smiling thief 2 lire 10 cents plus suudry oth er amounts Involved in the loss of the counterfeit money hauded out to me, a stranger, In change. I used the um brella ln going up Mount Vesuvius, and that day It was foggy nlove the "snow line" otherwise the top of the cable railw ay. Clad at the lieglnnlng In cream serge as was suitable In that day and place I returned In the afternoon In suit of "Vesuve," as the Italians call It a gray shade. Imitating the asliwi that reivtitly shrouded everything about Vesuvius. It was good dye, too, for It never came out V.. 11 .f V . , I I . . ...... ... r,.. . ' ' warsnip, ,.,, otW ,hnn thm on. h hnA .,, howtng ner a-niii iling. with the work vet i . . , , . .. . .: , . , . """""i"!" nw the second door after him. there cuttings I deemed to be n some Dart n K '. , L l"rr" . . an l hemr rtn men then sr tlil vnrk T n explanation of these sketches, for one ofl i . ,ii . t . i i , them gave a description of a very note- k f . l 1 y V". worth, battleship, constructed T for" B "l'"""- J' '"I', Tv".' South American republic, bu? In much ,T wmV"b ? w"hP 1 " ., mucn beheld a great, well-armed cruiser, whose All thia reading remained enigmatical 7'" k ' ,With J"''firln, r'n"' . . ru,"ln"cai, i whose lines showed nove tv In everv Inch i course, inn as i count make noth,ni of .i . . It to connect It with the event. I have h'il?; M th?D narrated. I went on to th. writing, which ZTi h V T'T1 was fine and small th. -,lt!n. Zi hi h 1 hnJ ,een ,rom ,h nlII- The waa nne and sma 1. aa the writing of an ..ni. .... k...i. .v.. . exact man. And the worda onon the head of it were these: SOME ACCDT'NT OK A NAMELESS WAUSII1P. Or lira Cbew, asd lira rvaposc. TTrt'Mrn for ae ryrt of Mark Strontj, hy J urns llall, sometime ai friend. ship, seemingly, waa built of the purest gold. Thia, of course, I knew could not be; but as the aun got up and his light fell on the vessel, I thought that I had never seen a more glorious sight. She shone with the refulg-nt beauty of a thousand mirrors ; every foot of ber deck, of her turrets, of her upper house ma.le a ttieen of dazxllng fire; the points of her Opinions of Great Papers on Important Subjects. A V70MA5 AUD HER DEES 3. EW VOUK woiuhu bus been talking with a yf 1 w.rter alwut her clotlwa. She says slie I t(WUiU laiO.UK) a year on them, and consld- 1 .r that she Is not extravagant "There Is po end," she added, "to the amount I could qieiid. If I wished to do so. I think I am ...r moderate." Leaving asU tnu 1e,,tlon ' '"In0". un" t ,n,,t one hundred a 7' or on every tllle or four days. In nddltl"" to her house dresses. Then she has to ttend to the purchase of shoes, stockings, rlblons, hand kerchief hat veils, gloves and the other things that Uinke up a woman's wardrobe, to say nothing of furs and clothing for out of doors. As there are only three hun dred and sixty Ave days In a year, It la apparent that he must give up her whole time to dress. What can life I worth to a woman of this sortT What Mom Is therein It for Intellectual exercise, for learning, for emotional excitation, for pleasure? When does she get time to thUit ? She must be an automaton, shifting her clothes continually. Ioes It not seem astonishing thut a human being, gifted orlglnaly with a brain, sent Into this world between two eternities, staying here but a moment, can waste ber existence In this empty fash ion, thinking only of her little vanity, devoting all her time to decking ou uer 'y' ,ut'u creature Is as low In the sc!e of real existence as an amoeba, wriggling feebly In the sea. Iudlanapolls Hun. . THE DISCONTENT OF THE EICH. HE rich are constantly trying to get away T" I from themselves. The poor man may want I I to do this, but for obvious reasons ho and m I i,i,,,if must remntn on terms, and If he la merely oor ln pocket, and not lu mind and resource, he will find that he can be rather pleasant and profitable company, for htm- elf. At all events, he has employments and duties and resiwnslbllltles, and It Is the want of these that makes the rich uneasy. Man Is a working animal, and If for tune or accident deprives hltn of the power to work he degenerates. It Is the hardship of finding substitutes for work that keeps the rich so busy and so sad. They travel, they dance, they eat, Uiey ride, they surround themselves with others who travel, dance, eat and ride, they make of dressing aa employment, and of dining a religion, but through It all there Is a more or less clear realization of the futility of It all, and pleasure becomes unpleasant when It Is repeated constantly. The man who Inherits riches never whistles at his business of pleasure. The farmer, hoeing potatoes In the sun, can afford to whistle, for he Is doing his little best for the world, aud Is living to a purpose. Brooklyn Eagle. in mmmmmmmr DOES A TICKET IMPLY A SEAT A a railroad legally under contract with the purchaser of a ticket between any two sta tions along Its line to furnish the traveler a soot? This old question was raised again the other night on the New Haven road by the refusal of ex-Governor Chamberlain and two companions to give up their tickets be cause no seiits were furnished them. The officials of the road have now given out what Is called an opinion to the effect that "a common carrier of passengers Is bound to fumle-U. resonnblo accommodations for the average number of passengers carried by It A passenger has a right to a s-ft In a train, but he has not a right to a seat In any particular train." Tbe "opinion" goes on to state that if the psssenger Insists on having a aeat he must wait until a train comes along with one vacant This opining seems open to criticism. In the first place the purpose of the iaseuger trains of a railway la to carry (arsons from point to jiolut as rapidly as possible. Secondly, the time table amounts to au advertisement that at certain times trains may be taken at New York, for Instance, for 1 low ton, and the company virtually en ters Into a contract with the purchaser of a flrsU'lasa ticket to furnish him on the next train with the ordinary first-clans railway accommodations of such a Journey, unless, of course, the traiu be advertised as a limited one. That a railway la at liberty, If It so chooses, to hold up such ticket holders for a week because he refuses to stand up on the Journey between New York and lioston, which would be the logical conclusion If the contention of the New Haven olllelaU were sustained, U plainly absurd. New York Globe. THE MISMANAGED POSTOFFICE DEPAETMENT. HE I'ostoffice Iitiartnitnt Is lit nun ttl ! K T - - "w Htmsjtl n IIM I reckless extravagance, such as would not be I tolerated for a single day by private enter- juifw. ii inrnn auveruBiiig matter in euor mous quantities at a great loss, at the re quest of a powerful lobby, and charges the people twice as much as Is actually neces sary for the transportation of letters. It Is robbed un mercifully by the railroads. It has bad nine postmasters general within the past twenty years, none of them ex Ierleneed ln the work and many of them absolutely In capable of transacting the department's business. The department, as a whole Is preposterously mismanaged. And yet public opinion would not consent to allowing the department to be conducted by Individuals, however costly and Inefficient conduct by politicians may be. The business of transporting the jieople's eorespondenee may not be Intrusted to Individuals, but must be retained by the people's government This may be only sentiment but It Is powerful and will persist There Is no reason to object to private ownership of means of letter trans portation any more than there Is to private ownership of railways or express companies. Hut belief that gov ernment should care for the letters of citizens Is so firmly established that It will never be overthrown. Time will remedy the abuses In the rostofflee Department In the meantime Uncle Sam Is rich enough to afford the annual deficit Chicago Journal. WOMEN, MEN AND FOOD. HATEVEIt woman mar be in her hours r.f Al niw Perhaps uncertain, coy and hard to I please whenever the world goes wrong and uuuuiv umifei, vim nuii.o iiju uoiue, 11 IS she, nine times out of ten, who looks into the fuce of the future most severely. Mara iwain, in nis auiotnograpiiy now in course of publication, pays this tribute to his wife, who died several years ago ln Florence: "She was always cheerful, and she was always able to communicate her cheerfulness to others. During the nine years that we spent In poverty and debt, she was always able to rea son me out of my despairs and find a bright side to the clouds, and make me see It In all that time I never knew her to utter a word of regret concerning our al tered circumstances, nor did I ever know her children to do the like. For she had taught them, and they drew their fortitude from her." Too uiuny men get dlscouroged too easily. They should learn a lesson from the women. When business goes to the bad grin, and the quicker will fortune lie retrieved. There Is no better medicine for shattered health than a sunny spirit The discouraged man Is beaten before tbe battle begins; the cheerful man always has a fight ing chance. Boston Globe. From that place the etory , in great drck lights were aa beamns. all lurid and .art autobiographical. It was. ., yu , ,ld. So marvellous, truly, was her as- ,... ......... ..,.,. ,,! . Inn peer, that 1 forgot all eUe but It. and inhere n his dreaming, f he did dream; siood entranced, marwlling. forgetful of logical I In his madness. If he were mad. myself and purpose. The fl,h of S knift And this was hi. story a. first I read It : In the air brought m. to my sense, to -I waa born In Liverpool thirty-three know that I was in the grasp of th. man years ago. and waa educated for a few 'Koaring John ' year, at the well known Institute In that A bad mishap befell me. The best of city. They taught me there that eon- my disuse waa the thick, bushy black ciousnes. of loran which I. half an hair I wore about my face. As the ruffian education: and being the son of a man went to take a firmer hold of my collar. Vho starve, on a fine ability for model- he pled i,J? p,)r,lrtn o( m jj, m ling things In clay, and plaster moulding, left my chin clean shaven beneath aa nt. 1 went out presently to make m, living. lt w. , , J"'f J irst to America, to get the experience this discovery seemed to hit him like a of coming home again; then to the tape, blow. IU stepped back with a murderous to watch other men dig diamonds; to nll ty , , tH v. " Home, to Naples, to Genoa, that I might and, turning on my heel I fled with .11 know what it was to want food ; to South ,h. speed I posseJLl. ,BJ t"n" America aa an able aman ; to Australia stre with twenty ruffians at my heels! In the atoke-bole of a South Sea liner; and a hue and cry such .! I VTpe l7, tiot,u again to my poor father, who lay to hear again. dead when I reached Liverpool. "The escape was clever I reached "I was twenty-two yeara old then, and hotel. I wa. .,lr, that 'y i oi Til Jutted ml life. V what chance it was hope of warning to the y.rd;ind wUt The "Maklnaj-l p" Process. "Making up" always excites the cu riosity ot the matinee girl, and she wonders how It Is done. While the au uience is gauieruig downstairs and looking over the program, the actors ore scattered throughout their dress ing rooms going through the mysterious process by which they shake off the attributes of children of eurth aud be come the dazzling, the Intangible spirit folk or the genii land. The first part of the process, suppos ing you are a young woman, necessl tates the removal of your outer gar nients, and the donning of saeque or kimono; then the binding of your hair tightly away from your face, and an application of cold cream to your fea tures. It Is ImiHisslble for anyone to be even passably good looking at this stage. There are various rules about the application of make-up to narrow and broad-faced persons, low and hlgh foreheaded ones, which I should not attempt to go Into even If I knew them. Hut the general Idea Is to put the "red" on after the cold cream, blend it In with the hare's foot ami then nut cn the powder. I forget whether you "do" your eyes before or after this; at any rate, when you do thut you make various lines and shadows and make an effort to 1 as beautiful as possible There are Infinite little touches of the blue and white and red by which the make-up artist can prod,,,, any efTect she wishes upon her face. To quote one of the actresses, "making really painting a picture on your face " - -The Housekeeper. Years sgo the French government e fered ,(.) franc, Xo one who would give a remedy for Phylloxera but the prize ha. neler no remedy ha been discovered. It Is en. t wh th, r-t w.thVVToUrv; butjhat .am, klII. W; A REAL TRILBY. Girl's Marveloss Voice Ilrongbt Out by Hrpnollsm. Miss Edna Murray, of Texas and New York, Is a Trilby In real life. Until a year and a half ago she could not sing with any particular distinc tion, but now her voice a basso profundo of ex traordinary range, power and timbre 4'-l aaid to have f 'll i ol,!' inJ v-ijua. '.' on the operatic stage miss Murray, today. Eighteen months ago In Texas Miss Murray listened l'u Br'nt enthusiasm to the singing of a solo by a sluger of talent, a buss voice. Until that mo ment she could not sing. While still under the Influence of the emotional excitement of the song Miss Murray turned to the shipr and said: "1 believe I could sing that song." Tll, Khi asked that the accompani ment be played, aJ to the utter as tonishment of those present she sang the sung with an Imitation of the bass "lce so marvelous as regards Its vol ume, ranee mid timbre that those pres ent could scarcely credit their senses. The following day Miss Murray, who was as mix h mystified as anyone, was amazed to find the vo," newly ac quired ami so astonishing to everyone as powerful and beautiful as ever. She consulted vocalists, first In St Louis and next In New York, and received considerable trslnlna: and , now her 'nglng Is almost perfection. Her case is n extraordinary one and Ir. Custave Gy't of New York, a noted hypnotist, explains It by hyp rmtle suggiwtion. He believes that Miss Murray at the time she listened to the aonjj nie self-hypnotized an entirely possible occurrence, he says, Wbllo In thi hypnotic condi tion, si'lf.i,,,, she willed that she honhl in(? ()nM m other words. Miss Murray artl1l",iy the Trilby of the tory book. ttItlio?h 11 ,,M h,r K'lf wh0 created ttf hypnotic sugges tion this cxtrnorJlnary Tol'''- METALLIC LADDER. 'ell rirmer Climb Tbs a Leader. nly those who hnT baii tno IxTieno. 0e K()lt up or down a rot ladder kow trying It Is. It would be almost lnil"'sIlle tor any nprvous person to attempt It without falling. iu.ng ,n W(l,l!lt' the ladder naturally so"1 to nJ fro e"" If the etiJ ' not wr"' to aomethlng. GencrsW 11 not P"""'"'6 to do this, A j.,dJrr which, theoreti cally, seems to b f"r "P,'rlor to r"Pe ladder bss P""'""' bwn Pn,ent l r Urooklvn tnc hanlc. The ao eupaof!ng illutr,loa c,carI LADDER IX SECTIONS. Its construction. It Is a aerlea of al ternate hand holds and steps, made out of wire rods bent to shape. An addi tional advantage lies In the fact that this ladder Is made ln sections. At the top of each section Is a threaded opening to receive a corresponding threaded extension at the end of the section above. In this way the ladder can lie made any desired length very quickly. A Hostler M astral Instrument. The most gigantic harp ever con structed, as far as the record goes, was that made by Verltan, the provost of Iturkll, near Uascl, Switzerland, In 178". That was a long while ago, but the fame of M. Verlton's gigantic harp was such that It Is still occasionally mentioned by writers ou the rare and the wonderful. Just aa the sea serpent bloody rain, live mustodons, etc., are. M. Verltan'i colossal musical Instru ment was 320 feet lu length, and, on that account was constructed ln an !en lot Instead of In a harp factory. It was most simple ln construction, consisting of fifteen wires strung tight ly between two poles. These wires were of different sizes, the largest be ing one-sixth of an Inch In diameter and the smallest one-twelfth of an Inch. They were stretched north and south and Inclined In such a manner as to form an angle of from twenty to thirty degrees with the horizon. This queer Instrument was not Intended as an exaggerated toy, but was construct, ed for the express purpose of foretell ing changes lu the weather, which were calculated by Professor Verltan ac cording to the different tones tbe In strument made when the wind was blowing through It No use talking. It Is very hard to feel Just right towards a friend after you have heard him praise your enemy. When a ipular woman Is not pret ty, her friends say she 1 "Interesting looking." DAYLIGHT AHEAD. The Latest Stac in the Evolution ol the Electrlo Llabt. Fireflies are still lu advance of man kind ln the matter of economical light producing. The pliosphorescent glow which they give off is nearly pure light Very little of the euergy Is wasted lu heat while lu the case of the lighting devised by man more power Is used up In producing heat, which is usual ly not wanted, than la converted into visible light The nearest we have yet como to following the fireflies is the mercury vajHir light developed by American In vetitors, which, In the form of long, glowing tuU-s, has been seen in our shop windows as advertisements for two years or more. They produce more light nt less cost than any other practical method of il lumination, and would be extensively used if It were not for the color of the light. It contains no red rnys, but Is strongest In the violet end of the nte trum, extending fur beyond tho limits of visibility In that direction und in cluding an abundance of rays that we can photograph, but cannot soe. This mercury glow light has made the "while you wait photography" of the pleasure parks a iKisslblllty, but lt Is too ghastly for common use. It will turn a parlor Into a morgue or a seance room. Hut recently It Is reported that Ger man chemists have overcome tills dif ficulty by putting Into the electrodes other metals besides mercury, thus changing the character of the light and making lt approach the llgt of common day. Zinc with 10 per cent of bismuth and a trace of sodium Is used for this pur jHse. If this proves practical we shall have our houwa cheaply lighted by softly glowing tulies arranged In all sorts of artistic design on the walls and ceilings. Instead of one or more points of light too bright to look at di rectly. Oot What Was fnmlnaj. "I wish you'd wrlt ttit. i,... muT over and correct the selllng." anld the offl. clous man w ho had neglected to pny his stenographer for three weeks." That's the l.et I ran do for the money I get" ahe replied. Lm roll Free Tress, LESS THAN HALF MAGYARS. This Hare, llawetvr, I. Ilsnlsssl In llnngarlan liuvrramrnt. Hungary Is too often regarded as a national state like France or Germany. In reality it Is one of the most poly glot state In existence and tts great est of Its kings took as his motto: "I'ulus linguae regnuiu linbecllle et fragile est" Out of a population of 11),OUO,(jO only 4.") per cent are Mag yars, and even that proportion Includes) a large Jewish element aud the con verts of all the other ra-es. Croatia, whose autonomous parliament supplies an eloquent proof of the jhtII of home rule, atx-unts for slightly over 2.iV (ssi. Tlie remainder is comiosed in round uumbers of "..ix. Merman, 2,0ti0,0tMj Slovaks, 3,xUs0 Kouma illume. 000,i0 Kerbo-Crout, -PHM) Kuthene and a number of smaller ru tial units with which we need not con fuse the issue. Hut while in numbers Magyar and non-Magyar are almost equally balanced, Magy ar Is, of course, the state language, the language of ttio tviitral parliament and the county as semblies, of Justice aud administration, of state and schools and Itoman Cath olic seminaries. Though 40 per cent of the population cannot si?uk lt. Its knowledge Is a necessary qualification for all adminis trative and ollhial ststs, frotu the heud of a department to a railway isirter, and In districts where the non-Magyars form H5 iH-r cent or more the busi ness of tbe local court Is conducted lu the dominant tongue. State educa tion I exclusively Magyar, though this Is not ln accordant with the funda mental laws of lNCS, and even the sub sidies grafted to uon-Magyar confes sional schools have control and Mag yarlzatlon as their ulterior alms. Tho county assemblies are still semlfeudal In their mode of election, which is so contrived as to secure a ertnanent majority for the noble and the towns In other words, for the two chief Magyar element. Thus the Magyars and those who profes themselves as Magyars (their lungunge, be It observed. Is incapable of the all-Important distinction be tween "Magyar" and "Hungarian") have a complete monopoly In almost every branch of public life, and thi monopoly, coupled with the vagueness of the press law and the absence of the free right of assembly and associa tion, affords some scope for tho oppres sion of those' who cling to their nation ality. London Spectator. X OLD-TIME PUNISHMENTS. letter Than SfMhla-. 1 sntitMisn von ara oln.f - - ' io nave es caped all notoriety ln connection with these financial exposures?" "I dunno, answered Mr. Cumrox "sometimes I think mother and the girls would rather see my name In the nnrvp thnt war than -. ' - - - ' w a i all. When a friend expresses a dlsitk. some one, either agree with him or keen still. Don't be Irritating . i. . m ,j J aiming that the other follow baa Qua point. To punish a child ln such a way that It will see the direct connection! be tween the correction and the fault Is one of the precepts of modern educa tion. The Judge of the eighteenth cen tury was not worried by such psycho logical theories, but his di-clslotis often bad the grim humor of fitness. What cc.tild be better for the scold than n cooling plunge, or for the wlfe-Iieiiter, than a few lashes on his owu back? Alice Morse Earle instances. In a book; on "1'uulshtnents of Itygone Days,' some of these picturesque but ofteu cruel sentences of the colonial court A number of tender-handed Knglish gallant Joined a pioneer expedition to Virginia. The weather was cold and the work hard. When these soft-nius-cled young men were set at chopping trees their hands were sorely blistered by the ax-helves. With the cries of pain many oaths were heard. The president of the company sc-nn put a stop to this swearing by ordering a can of cold water to be iniured down the sleeve of the guilty one at every oath he uttered. In colonial days hog-stealing wa considered one of the most serlaus of crime. At the first offense' the thief's ears were slit, at the second his ears were nailed to a pillory, and at the third he suffered deuth "without bene fit of clergy." Deceitful bakers and careless fiah dealers had to "loose their ears," while he who spoke detracting words hud Uis tongue bored by a bc.dkin. A Frenchman, traveling In Anierlct In lf, describes the ducking stool as a "pleasant mode" of punishing a scold ing woman. He says: "Of members, ye tonge Is worst cr beste. An yll tonge oft doth brcede un reste worth a ducking stoole." In lh!o Thomas Hartley c.f Virginia wrote of his witnessing the execution of a ducking-stool sentence: "Day Is-fore yesterday, at two of ye Clock. I saw this punishment given U one Hetsey Walker, who. by ye violent of her tonge made her house and her neighborhood uncomfortable. They had a machine for ye purpose j t belongs to ye I'arlsh. It has already Im-cu used three time this Hummer. Ye Woman was allowed to go under ye water for ye space of minute. Betsey had a stout sUAnaehe and would not yield tin Itl she had been under five times. Then she cried plteously. Then they drew back ye Machine, untied ye Hopes and let 1t walk home a hopefully s?nltent wojnan." It seems strange to read that almost within the memory of is-rsotis still liv ing Mrs. Anne Uoynl was sentenced In Washington, District of Columbia, t- be ducked for writing TltuiHTatlns books. She terrorized the town by ed iting a "Paul Try" paiier. F.ven John Qulncy Adams pronunced her a virago. and she was arraigned as a co;iiiiioii "cold. Mrs. Hoy a I was sentenced to Is ducked In the Potomac, but wns after wards released on paying a fine. A Conservative Position. An applicant for the iost of mistress) ln a country scIkmiI was asked, says writer In the Rural World, what her position was with regard to the whip ping of children. Hiss replied, "My usual position Is ort a choir with the child held firmly across my knees, face downward" Ion't worry alsiut being smart The people you agree with will think yotl are smart no matter how stupid you are, and tlssse you do not agree with) think you are dumb, no matter how brilliant you may tie. Nobody knows much, but everybody should know enough not to go to law.