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HelplHelpll I'm Falling wiicu iiic niir. Ann OB kind neighbor ctme to the res cue wita a bottle of Aver'. Hair Vigor. The htlr was saved! In gratitude, it grew long and heavy, and with all the deep, rich color of early life. Sold in all parts of the world for sixty years. '. j ii y u mh'h. i u ed'teed er a frleud to um A tar's Hair Vl..r. I dm o. and ui mm I bow have .beautiful Hade by J. O. 4 jar Oe.. LoweU, eia BUuMUim ef lARSAFABJLU. rULi. Ctltm PECTCSAL. t'nele Allea. "What's tha um of carrying on mud slinging csmpaign," queried Unci Allen Pparka, "when It'a ever so much easier to throw dut in the eytte of the voterer" HOWAKD JE. HCRTON.-Aaaayer ri Chemist. Ia4vllla, t'ulfirmli. Kpeeuuvn prireet Ootil, ailver, 1- ad, II ; tioiu, Hllvur, 7.m- : Uold, Sue s Zlua or l fl'ili t y.nl. I. Ir.it M.llll.f .nv.lupr. anil full pnee list eent oa eiillatliiu. Coiilrut and Vm tiire work euUulleil. lielareaoel Cuuuuate 2e ttoual liuk. Sara Praaldent I'alm. Bay, DIai. what's tha aecretf Tell nie why Toil get along ao smoothly! Why don't f i "t. V'tns Ttanoe ana an TVerrona nianuaa I nermaneiitly eured be Ir. Vllne'a tr-al vrva Heainrer. Hand Sir FHKK S3 trial bnttU and Ira axles, tir It 1L allla. Ld. KU Arch L, fllla,.l'a. llaaty Conelnalon. Tommy pauaej moment In tha work of demolition. "Thia la angel cake, all right," ha said. "How do you know?" asked Johnny. "I've found 4 f father in it." Chicago Tribune. CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING Portland Trado Directory Names and Addresses ia Portland at Repre sentative Business fir me. CKKAU HKPAHATOlUt We guarantee the U.S. eepareior to be ih heat. Write lor tree vaieiu. ileaeiwoud Co., t llili aud OeS. flANOH a OIK1ANH Many Hna ln.lrum.nl. re Vrri to ua aiM'oniii sirkni-ns or removal of huy.r VVrlte lor deacr ptlou of panoa now oa hand, laruia, eta. W rite today, uilberl Co., foruaud W. L. DOUGLAS S.SO&.OO Shoes BEST IN THI WORLD W.LDouglas $4 Gilt Edgs line. cinnotDeequalledalanif price y W. I.. I lunulas' J,.h Wris llonwi l. ma mutt uoiuylrte in i In. fiiiim i f AV..I fur C'tliilo SHOES FOR EVERYBODY AT ALL fRICEs" wi.n'a an-.. Lft to 1.60. lViya' Bhoa. a3 Miaa.1' ChlMr.u a BUca. il.M to il.OO. TrT W. I liiigla Wouira'a, Mla-a anrt (jhlltlran'a ahorai for at.yl. rlt and waar thry airwl uthar makaa. If I could tako you Into my largo factories at Brockton, Mass., and how you how carefully W.L. DouRlaaahoea are made, you would then understand why they hold their shape, fit better, wear longer, and are of greater value than any other make. Wh. raver you Hva, you can obtain w. u. Douaiaa ahoaa. rlla nama and prtta l atampad an tha b.lttom, whkh protacla youanaln.t high prlcaa and Inlertor ah.wa. T. ta tMfa. A" aur dealer tor W.L. Douglas shoei and Inal.t upon having them. fa$t Color ": ' rafa Write tor llluatratrd Catalog o Kali Mylea. W. L, IKHJULAS, IMpU 1J. Brockton, Masa, P. N. U Na. 4 5 -OS plaaaTj MIKN wrlllnsj to adjaartlsara V nienll-a thla paper. Tea Had. swear to you I cannot lire with out my wife." "You lore her soT Well, not exactly that Tou see, shs bas the money." -reaBW PERFECTION Oil Heater tEqmIppd wit Smokcles Device) Turn the wick as high or low as rou can there's no danger. Carry heater from room to room. All Prta easily chined. Givee intense heat without smoke or smell because equipped with smoke- U-..d'.' l.i,eBlckel and lapea. Brass oil fount beauti fully embossed. Holda 4 qrt "n1 burB" boors. Every heater warranted. If you cannot get beater or information from your dealer, write to nearest sgency foe descriptive circular. Mnrtins Bnalnred with Uteat tmproved bmruer. Made of KrroURhot a-d nickel plated. A. orti.mentto lroom whether I'brary.din.n.-ro por room. Every lamp warranted. nte to Beareet agency If oor aeler " 7 sirs CYtSfFAJTY Tk laajalatlvo Barbae. No diai,t nmny readtra hare hearrt of the auntere dlMaItlin of Auierloa's Sreateat llvlinj actor, Hlthard Mana Oeld. I'erhaj)a the followlnn convt-roa-tlon, which took place In one of I!a ton's leadlug h'ltela. bt'ttcr llluitratea the satlrkal nature of the player. En tering the bnrher'a ahop one morning, he was Iminedlately rectuculwd as UUU ard MauMHeld by the barber. Good uiorulug.'' aald the barber af fably. A grunt was the only reply. "Well, how waa thing over st the house laat night?" "What bouae?" answered the actor Ironically. The Hollls," said the barber. "What do you mean, sir?" Why, are you not Ulchard Mans field?" the barber asked. "Oh, no. Indeed," replied Mr. Mans field, "I just got out of jail thla morn ing." "What! You're not Richard Maps field : and yog juat got out of jail this morning! What for, pray?" "For ansuultlng InquialtlTe barbers," was the rexionse. Bad Blood Is the cause of all humors, eruptions, boils, pimples, scrofulous sores, ecierna or salt rheum, as well as of rheuma tism, catarrh and other troubles. The greatest blood remedy for all these troubles, proved by its unequaled record of cures, is Hood's Sarsaparilla In usual liquid form or In chocolated Ubleta known as Sarsatabs. 100 doses f 1. Ilia Oeeapattoa. Directory Cauvanxer What Is your huHhand's occupation, madam? The Iady Ob, he unmakes history. Directory Canvasaer Unmakes his tory! The Lady Yes. He writes historical novels. Thoutan'i of wo men sutler daily backache, bead ache, diszy spells, languor, reivons oers and a dosen other symptoms ol kidney trouble, hot lay It to other causes. Make no mistake. Krep the kidneys well, and these aches and troubles will diFappaar. Mrs. Anthony Cad ret te. ?7 Me chanic. St., Leomln later, Mass., says: "My sight failed, I bad sharp pain in my back , and bearing-down pains throagh the hips. 1 was nervous, fret ful and m serable. The urine was greatly disordered and I began to have tha awnllinsa of dropsy. I was running down fast when I started using Doan's Kidnav Fills. A wonderful change came and after using them faithfully for a short time I was well." Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a bos. Foeter-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. Par-ltearhlaaj Keha. The Ol'loer You say the chauffeur sounded his horn just as the machine struck the man? The Witness Yes, sir. The Oitleer Was the victim killed Instantly? The Witness So Instantly, sir, that he must have heard the echo of that horn In the noit worhL Btsts or Ohio, City or Tolido, I l.rt-.a l lll'NTT. I Frank J. kinky makes oath that ha Is senior partner ol the Brmol F. J. I'himkv A Co., dolnK huxlnr.a In the city o(Tolelo, Coun ty and tate aloreasul, and that aaiit ttrm will pay the sum of UN K MINDKKD lx'I.I.AKS lor ea h anil every caae ol CsraaRH that raiinot be eurea uy toe uaeoi uiii. st atarhh i k, FRANK J. 11KNKY Sworn to before me a1 snbaoritieil In my nrasetioa. this olh day ol l)eoein tier, A. I., lvni. " A. W. UI KASON. I .... I oary I'ublle. Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, and arts directly uu tha blood and muoons surfaoea Ol tbe system, oeml "r testimonials, tree. F. 1. CHENEY A CO., XulaJo, O. Bold by Pruasi.ts, 76c UaU'a Family i'llU are tha beat Anything to Obllajo. Misa Jarmer I'apa aaya I mustn't see you sny more. Young Spoonall Well, we mustn't dis obey puna. I'll turn the light a littis lower at ill. No More Cold Rooms If you only knew bow winrh coenfort can be derived from a PERFECTION Oil Heater bow simple and economical its opcratioa, you woald not be without it another day. You can quickly make warm aad cosy any cold room or hallway oo natter ia what part of the house. You can beat water, and do many other things with the ami ahaolote aafety. "What Is a practical Joker "One that you can sell for a dullar and buy bread with It" Judge. Mrs. Sklunum Why are you all bid ing from Tommy? Little Lltzle Tom my Is the butcher come with his bllL Philadelphia ltecord. "That young widow says she Is go ing to break her husband's wtlL" "I thought she did that soon after they were married." Baltimore American. In New York. "Can't you think of some unusual thing to do to-night something we hsven't done before?" "We might spend the evening at home." Life. "That man never usee money In his campaigns." "No." auawered Senator Sorghum, "he merely makes promises. He uses credit Instead of cash," Washington Star. The I'arsoti When I became a min ister, I gave up playing the piano. The Elder Then you became an expouuder la a double sense of the word, dldu't you? Yonknrs Statesman. Cholly I thought ierhaps you had a preference for Hobby Jones? Mildred Nounensel You are Juat as welcome here as he Is. Why, he Is the most In sufferable bore I know. Judge. "Why don't you get an automobile?" "My dear sir." was tbe answer, "I dou't need It I have a dog, three life insurance pollclea and a boll. I have trouble enough." Washington Star. Cicely Why dou't you learn to swim? Muriel There Is no one to teach me. Cicely How atwut the boys? Muriel Oh, they've all taught nie be fore; different summers you kuow. Brooklyn Life. .Gladys (at the seashore) Are you having as niutiy proposals as you bad last season? Mayuie ( weurlly ) Oh, yes, but they are all from the same men I was engaged to luat summer. letrolt Free I'reBS. "But," protested the pert young housewife, "you ought to take off some thing for the holes In these doughnuts." "Very well, mndam," replies the wise baker; "I'll allow you one cent eneu for the holes when you return them." Chicago Dally News. "What," asked the sweet girl grad uate, "was the happiest moment of your life?" "The happiest moment of my life," answered the old bachelor, "was when the Jeweler took back the engagement ring and gave nie collar buttons In exchange." Chicago News. Mrs. Windfall Just Imagine, Hiram! One of the sailors told me that this boat Is now In communication with her sister ship I I w onder what the con versation Is about? Mr. Wludfall Humph! Most likely each is asking the other If her cargo Is ou straight Buck. "I presume, sir," began the young, man, timidly, "that you will consider It very presumptuous for a fifty-dollar railroad clerk to apply for your daugh ter's hand In murrlage." "Not at all, my boy," responded Senator Slickguy, kindly. "I dare say your side grafts are quite remunerative." "Dou't you object to your husbnnd's poker playing?" "tJoodness. uo! I like it You see he always plays with Mr. Jones, and Mrs, Jones and I are friends. . If Mr. Jones wins she takes the money away from him and divides with me. If my husband wins 1 divide with her. Cleveland Leader. What's In a Name? An Irish sol dier In a local regiment during the late war arrived at camp late one night. He was challenged with the usual, "Who goes there?" After Hindering a few roo meuts, and the challenge being rotat ed, and thinking he might avoid pun ishment he answered: "Kitchener." He was Immediately knocked down with the butt end of a rltle. While he was n the ground ruefully rubbing his head, the sentry exclaimed: "Why, It's Callnghan! What did ye say It was Kitchener for?" "Shure," came the an swer, "when ye would do this to Kitch ener, phwst yould ye do to Callaghanf" THE MOUNTAINS OF MYSTERY. A Rhapsody I'pns tha f'atakllla ml .New lark State. Kip's "Village of Falling Water," Palenvllle, lies at the base of old High Beak, In the Catskllls, and from the summit, looking far out over a field of fleecy, cloud-tlped leaks, the glided dome of the capltol at Albany tosses back the sparkling sunlight which glis tens In the silvery Hudson below as though set-king to detain It In Its mad onward rush to the pathless aea. Side by side on the southern border of this forest mouutalnland, rising over 4,000 feet out of the valley beneath, stand as sturdy, silent sentinels Bound Top and High Beak the latter so graphically described by Cooper'a Leatherstocklng In "Tbe Pioneers." nalfway up the northern slope of these twin guardians, from tbe rustic veran da of one of tbe artistic mountain home within tbe confines of the re stricted residential districts of Sunset, Santa Cms and Twilight parks, look ing out over thick branching tree tops, nature's color scheme presents a never ceasing change. Beginning with early morn, looking eastwsrd through the clove across the valley of the Hudson to where tbe sun grsduslly wheels bis broad disk up from behind the bold aky-llne of tbe Berkshire Hill of Western Massachusetts, and through out the midday, when the picturesque play of thick cuiuukius clouds prevents unceasing attraction, as their soften ing shsdes silently creep from peak to peak, unUL at fading eve, out through tha glen westward sppear silhouetted against the sky, massive banks of bias ing Area, a dazzling prelude to the mellow afterglow of the declining god as be psaaes out over the threshold of another day Four-Track News, Boys and dogs are always trying to give satisfaction; the trouble la, they bars such queer tastes. EXPLORATIONS OP PKE. Thar ,",,,,1C1 a..,,,.. Mat .raae" la Thai Tim. Geueral Zebulo" l'iki a explorations of If-!!" had political coiilUetKt - whkh uelther l'u u"r an) body lu his day co"IJ tot say tbe Ui view of Kevle- Although he w. well treated by the Spaniards, bis cap ture by them UiteusiBed tha desire of Americans, el"llul1 lu the weat. to drive Spain out of Mexico.' Wrlttteu In is and published u isio, Uls re. nort pointed out the wealth of Mexi co's natural resources, ibowed the weakneas of Suslu s hold on that coun trv. and urged her expulsion by an American army It Bonaparte should aclse the Spanish throne, which Boua parte did while I'lke waa writing, aud held It for SIX jsars. 1'lke'e reiwrt sent Magee, Kemper, Long, aud other sdveuturers from our side of the line over into Texas and other Darts of Mexico. More Import ant still. It Incited Moaes Austin to get from Ferdinand VII.'s representatives in lS'JU permission to establish a colo- uy of Americans ui lexas, which his son. Steuben r. Aostin, plauted there lu When the Mexicans soon aft erward drove Spain out the Inevitable race gau, ton'i conflict with l"e Americans be wblch culuiluated In Sam Hous- victory over Satita Anna at San Jacinto In 1S3U, sad the establishment of the Texas republic. - By the annexation of Texas in 1845 the United States Inherited Texas' boundary dispute with Mexico, and this led to the war of 1S4C-1S48, which, through conquest snd purchase, placed the stars and stripes over the present New Mexico, Arlxoua (except that Dart below the Gila, which Gadsden bought In 1H53), California, Nevada, Utah, and parti, of Colorado and Wyo ming, and pushed our territory in the aouthweat ouward to tliel'aclflc. Willie the American sud Mexican couimls slouers were fixing up their peace pact at Guadalupe Hidalgo In the opening days of 1S4.S, Jauies W. Marshall made bis gold discovery in the raceway of Sutter's mill, on the American fork of the Sacramento, which made Califor nia knock for admission as a state be fore the politicians had time to organ ize It as a territory, Incited the search which led to the gold and silver strikes In other parts of the West, and swung the country's center of political gravi ty far toward the sunset Heat Haah or Prickly Heat. Heat Bash or I'rlckly Heat This Is an Inflammation of the sweat glands and appear as small papules or vesicles more or less thlckf) wt, attended by burning or prickling sensations. It ap pears suddenly and without fever or other general symptom. The causes sre two-fold digestive disturbances often very slight and beat Tlie treat ment and management titnge upon the cause. Too active treatment may do more harm thnn good. If any medicine Is given, It should be icld and lemon Juice Is one of the best It should be well diluted with water and given at a time w hen It w 111 not Interfere with the food or milk. If a child Is debilitated, pale and thin, tonics may be required before recovery Is complete. The food should be of the projicr character and Its digestion rendered as perfect as ob slble. If there Is constipation, Bochelle salts should be given at the outset Hay Kevee. Hay Fever. The disorder known as hay fever, while not dangerous, la ex tremely uncomfortable. It resembles a violent catarrh, although It excites the eyes and tear glands rather than the luasal membrane. Some authorities at Urlbute the trouble to bay, others to tbe pollen of certain flowers notably the golden rod a third group to tricksy nerves and a fourth to emanations from mice, rabbits or other animals. Owing to the wide diversity of opinion about the cause, there Is no uniformity In the methods of treatment Here are a few af the remedies; Local bleeding, aperi ents, quinine, tonics. Iron, opium, mer cury, digitalis, cocaine, menthol, am monia vaxrs and sprays, besides spe cial treatment for conjunctlvltle, rhin itis and brifnohltls. It Is doubtful, how ever. If any lasting results are obtained with these things. Comfort at A ay Cost. The ways of tbe newly rich continue to afford amusement both to those not yet rich and those who have long been so. There Is a good story, aaya Mrs. John Lane. In a recent essay, which Is an addition to the general fund of suck humor. A certain magnate was giving a din ner. After the ledles returned to tbe drawing-room the hostess, tinkling and glittering with diamonds, leaned back In a great tufted chair and shivered slightly. A footman went In search of bar maid. Trancotse," aald the magnate's lady with languid magnificence, "I fee! Chi ly; bring me another diamond neck lace." The Beat War. "I was Just wondering," aald May, shortly after her marriage to Decem ber. "Wondering what?" Whether It Is essler to break a man's will before or after hla death." "Better do It before and save the lawyer's rskeoff." nooston Tost. BookkaaplaST. ' Secretary Under what bead shall 1 put down the cost of the operstioo per formed oo the baroness ? Baron General repairs Translat ed for Tales from glmpHclsslmna, Nearly all Americans are poor talk era. TWnk It over ao you meet as Inter eatlnc talker once month? Art yon not bored every or of J by poor talkers) There is nothing more distressing than an itching, burn- mg skin disease, ana upon tne return oi warm wcaiucr tuuac who are afflicted with skin troubles find the symptoms appear- mg and know that they will be tormented through the hot summer months. The blood is heated with humors and acrid to the surface the skin seems to be on fire. The treatment of skm diseases witn exter nal applications is all wrong, because they do not reach the trouble which is in the blood. The most such treatment can be expected to do is, allay the itching and burning and cover up the trouble for awhile, but as All food taken into the body the different parts. One portion the making of blood, another for muscle, one for bone, still another for fat, and so on. After these different properties are ex tracted from the food there still remains a portion that is useless, or waste matter, which is intended to be disposed of through the natural channels of bodily waste, the Liver, Kidneys aud Bowels. At this season -f tlif vMr limi'pvpr t1ips nrcrms become y- - , n i A cl mtipIi il the system and are absorbed by the blood to ferment and sour, producing burning acids and acrid humors. The blood cannot properly nourish the system while in this impure condition, and begins to throw off these acids through the pores and glands of the skin, producing Acne, Eczema, Tetter, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and skin diseases of every description. ECZEMA appears usually with a slight redness of the skin, followed by pustules from which there flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense. It Is generally on the back, breast, arms, legs and face, though other parts of the bodymay be afflicted. In TETTER the skin dries, cracks and bleeds, and is often very painful. The acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, causing a dry, feverish, hardened condition and giving it a leathery appearance. ACNE makes its appearance on the f ace m the form of pimples and black-heads, and is particularly disagreeable because of its unsightly appear ance, while PSORIASIS, a scaly disease, comes in patches on different parts of the body. One of the worst forms of skin disease is SALT RHEUM. It discharges a watery fluid form ing sores and producing intense itching. The head and face are the parts usually affected, and sometimes the hair falls out and a mass of sores forms on the scalp. These and all skin diseases are due to the same cause burning acids and humors in tt, oti,1 nti'1 t1,; viral fluid is cleansed and made cure thev will continue. The best treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S-, a remedy that is purely vegetable, being made en tirely from roots, herbs and barks, and acts directly on the blood with a cleansing, healing effect. It neutralizes the acids and purifies the blood so that the skin, instead of being blistered and burned by the fiery fluids, is nourished by a supply of cooling, healthy blood. It goes down into the circulation and forces out every particle of waste or foreign matter, builds up the blood and cures all skin diseases promptly blood; Nothing equals S. S. general health. Write for our We make no charge for either. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES Color mora toons brighter and faster colors than any other dve. One 10c packets colore silk, wool and cotton eoually well end to lnteTd "o iva perlect re.ull. A.k dealer, or we will send post puid al iK paiaa.e. Wfrte tor Irca booklet how la dye bleach and mia colors. MONKUt DKUCa CO.. llnionvilla, Missouri. PRUSSIAN COUCH & DISTEMPER CURE Puree Court. !l.nir. all Throat mi i.nni Trouble, hurin-. tha bnl llile the animal In condltloe. 6. iTumlnnPrnM-'lTt'o Ft. Inn I Wl"n GASOLENE ENGINES rower lully warranted, HA t to i home All sizes au l i) les at lowest prices. Write for catalog. RtltRSON MACHINERY COMPANY Portland, Orcfea. FREE LOT AT OCEANSIDE (North lloarh) an"! Meaiittful k Book t'aaelo every ptin hawr til the H.'lal Kill tlon ol the "library of Ihe World's Best literature." 4" volumes, llk l.onml, U In per volume: -Son delivery ol set soil -r l'r month ; eae anil books delivered tree. Particulars by writing j. 0. k'.ILlAR A CO., Columbia Bltig., Portland, Ore. Ilia Count. "Why, I thought you told me you had nine raacala In here," aald the visitor. "1 aee only two." "You don't see correctly." answered the turnkey. "The one wilh the ragged beard la s horse tblef. The one with the smooth face ia a bank wrecker, who robbed poor people. He'a the other eight." lie Hoped N'ot. "Po you're a fugitive from Justice, are '""Thunder, no!" exclaimed the hunted man. turning red with Indignation. "It'a a suburban constable that'a after me I A Good Record. Out of all the external reined 'es on the market we dotil t if there i- one that has the record of thut worl.i-renuwn. d r or -us tilaMer-Alhock s. It has now U en in use for sixty years, and still continues to be aa poplar ver ,n d"i,n ' work of ieli- ving our pains and aches It Nthereimdvweall need when suilerln from snv form of scl.e or pain resulting from takina-roldorover-train. Allcock'e Plasters a e sol I y Bruggl-ts 1 1 every part ol the civil sed word. Ae Others Sea Is. Wedderly Miss Oldham Is certainly a self possessed woman. Isn't she? I Singleton Tes : snd I'm gladof It Wedderly Olad of It! ! Singleton Tes ; at least I'm glad that she Isn't one of my possessions. niiEUHATisri NEURALGIA ST. JACOBS OIL eft Proved Remedy for Orer SO Years. rrtee tU aad 80 soon as u is leu ou tue uibca.se rumus. contains, in some form, the elements necessary to sustain is used lor THE 1TCHINO WAS ALMOST UNBEARABLE. Dear Sirs My body broke out with a rash or eruption which la spite of all efforts to oure oontinued to get worse. The Itching, especially at night, was simply terrible, it would almost disappear at times, only to return worse than ever. I had tried many highly reoommended prepa rations without benefit, and hearing of B. S. B. determined to give It a fair trial, and was inexpressibly delighted when a few bottles cured me entirely, removing every blemish and pimple from my body. I shnll not fail to reo otnmend 8. B. 8. whenever an opportunity ooours to do so. Esoondldo, Cai L. MAKNO. fill this dutv. and these accumulations remain and permanently. fc. S. fc. docs not leave me icast par ticle of the poison for future outbreaks, but entirely rids the blood of the cause for all skin diseases. S. S. S. tones up the system and regulates the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels so that they will carry off the natural waste and refuse matter through the proper rlinrmels. instead of leavinc it to be absorbed by the S. in the treatment of these troubles and for building up the treatise on skin diseases and any medical advice you wish. THE SWIFT SPECIFIC C0R7PAIIY, ATLANTA, GA. Wllllnar to t'utupromlaa. "I'd like to engatre you to play your Addle at my recejdlon to-night." said j Mrs. Cuintip to the great violinist -f "Veil, I can blay," answered the pro fessor. "What do you charge?" asked the lady. "Vun'huntret tollars; dot's my regu lar price," said the professor. "Well." declared the lady. '"I can't pny no hundred for Just a little fiddling, but If you're a mind t' come I'll give you fifty, and Just play half notes." Toledo Blade. Mothers will find Mrs. WlnsloWs Soothing Fyruo the best remedy to Use (of their ehUUrea during the teething period. Appropriate. "peltlter hasn't been very successful with his new pnHr, has he?" "No, I think he ougnt to change the name of It; ought to cull It 'Advice.'" "'Ad vice T Why?" "Well, nobody takes It" Philadel phia Press. MAKE NO MISTAKE OILED CLOTHING will aive you com f plete protection &nd long service You ctuvt cJford to buy any other Every garment guaranteed The best dealers sell M Fife FREE IRRIGATED LANDS In Central Oregon, at Cost of Reclamation THE DESCHUTES IRRIGATION & POWER CO. Under the Carer Act hat 75,000 acre now ''under" water. 210 MILES OF WATER LINES A feet every ninety days ever . .. foot over each 100 acres available to eaca purcnaser as aciuas cost of trriiatioa. Payment osj landi One-fourth cash; balance ia three equal annual paymanta at 6 par cent Maintenance . t L I LI. .... .... 'V haraa- al nar aera ear water. PRODUCTIVtntaa rnurui V MENT EXPERIMENTAL STATION It 4. eN ui,Un m tba 'J, SkV V ' '.. 7 rl ACNE, TETTER, ECZEMA, PSORIASIS, SALT RHEUM, matter, aud as they are forced in aning nil WE PAY INTEREST On savings dejiti of a dollar or more, compounded iwice every year. It is just as easy to ox n a Ssvini-'B Account w.th us by Ma. I as if you lived next tloor. rend for our free book let, "Tank ng by Mail," and learn lull ai t.culars. AJ.ln.sa Oregon Trust Ik Savmg3 Bank Portland, Oregon SLx'.h and Washington Sta. each bngsble acre, or one second . a . S 1 a, a I annum ror ,r. av. BY COVI RN- and by actual land. 30.000 acres having been sold. by lllail nFCrmiTFS IDDir.ATIOM AMI) 1LaJVllU I LJ IIIIIIVJIII IVII 11111 POWER COMPANY 611 McKay IUU Portland, Oregon 0m fef ult ef Usa. lei A. lit.Mss, Creek Csasry, Ortjos