Hillsboro independent., August 31, 1906, Image 7

Buy Hair
at Auction?
At any rate, you seem to be
getting rid of it on suction-ssle
principles: "going, going,
g-o-n-e!" Stop the auction
with Ayer's Hair Vigor. It
checksfa!!inghalr,ar.da!aays
restores color to gray hair. A
splendid dressing also. Sold
for over sixty years.
Mt aatr mm oat so bull I aearty lo.t tt
ell. I b4 heard u much atmai Ayr's I1i.tr
Vlnr I tliouirlit I would 1v. It trial. aid
n and It aiplll stoppra tlx falllne. and
md hi hair grow vary iuidl." Mini U.
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A MmU I J. O. i;w Co., L.W.U, M
J BuiuuIMWrara of
SAtSAPABJlXA.
PIUS.
ifers
ClttklV PECTORAL.
We Lack ( Ooaortaally.
alias Goodun Think ot thos poor,
reflected c hildren of Mrs. Ode nwedd !
How eta you expect them to b well
reined?
Miss Tsrtun O, I don't know. They
bar bad At or ail different stepfather.
mow of them quit reayec-Ubl and wall
naming ma.
"Norah, ara you engaged to that po
liceman who cornea bur to aea you a
often?"
"Yia, ma'am, but I'ra gleen bim warn
la'." Row Titer Doa't Saeak.
. Clara Don't b urirlsed If Willi
Buplelfjh propose to you to-night
Maude iraclouI Do you think b
will?
Clara Sure I do. When I refused
Mm Inst nljtbt he aald be didn't care
what become of him.
How's This
W offer One Hundred Dollar Reward fot
any case of I atarrh thai cauuot be cured by
Hall a i alarm i ore.
. i. IHKNfcY A CO.. Propa., Toledo. Q.
We, the unlersiitrjeil, have known r J.
Chetiey lor the laat In years, and belteT him
perfectly honorable in all Imaines transao
(toua and financially able to carry out any oo
ligations made by theif nru.
Wsat A TaUAX, Vi holeiale Iiruratsta, Toledo, O.
W.ldino, KiMiAMAMAaviN, V liulesal lirug
Lis, Toledo, .
iiall'e (atarrh Cure ia taken Internally, act
ing directly upon the blood and uucuui sur
faces of the tyitim. Frlre lac. per bolue.
Hold by all Irulsts. Testimonial tree.
Wall's Kaially fUla are the beak
Daaaoroa.
Gunner "Shi Don't whittle on thla
street I
Guyer What' Uie matter? Some
one sick?
Gunner No. But I'm afraid the rl
bratlon will knock the city ball down.
Chicago New a.
Uarla Alloa.
"A curious thing about a man that baa
lot of atock in a fire inaurance com
tianv." remarked Uncle Allen Sparka, "ia
that a big fir generally gives hiin cold
feet."
a 1.
Perfectly Wllllaaf.
E. Hangs lasair May I aw hae tht
Beit vslae?
- Letts Sloan I baven't th slightest ob
jection. That' th oo I don't aw
daw nc.
CASTOR I A
lor Infant! and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Signature ot Zff-cJU
Properly Reaeatlaa; It.
"Tour husband." aald Mra. Hlghmtis,
graciously, "ia decidedly Interesting and
original, even if he does sometimes blow
hi own horn a little too "
"It lan't so!" Indignantly exclaimed
Mra. Oaawell. "My htieband alwaya uaet
bis handkerchief!' Chicago Tribune.
Provloae Tralala; All far rfotala.
Dealer How doea your wif lik tba
sewing machine you bought for her?
Young Huaband She kaan't .learned
bow to operate it yet. She bad an Ides
It worked something Ilk a typewriter.
AmaasT Frleaa.
"Whew! What, Lottie Brown tngng
ed 7 That proves what I've always said
that, no matter bow plain and badly
tempered a girl may be, there's alwayi
fool ready to marry ber. Who's tbi
poor man?"
-I am !" Life.
i at, VHm Paa an all Narrnna DlaraMM
rrmanaiitly rnrwd ny Ir. Klinri ttr.ai
Narr KHiirr. Hxnd a FKKK ntHal bnttla and
araauea, Ut. It. ILklia.ld., wt Arcb ai.,r'lUa.,Fa
dii
Tom Th last time I saw you yon
were look'ng for a poaltlon where you
could keep dressed up all the time. Did
70U get UT
Dick No. The only Job I could And
was one where they keep all the time
dressing ma do wn. Detroit Free Press.
NatklasT Aeeaa.pll.ked.
"The society papers speak of ber at
a young woman of many accomplish
mentj.' Ia she really?"
"Oh, yes. She's a sort of femal
Jack of all trades; not much good at
any on of them." Philadelphia Press.
BACKACHE IS KIONEYACHE.
Get at the Cause Curo th Kidneys.
Dont' neglect backache. It warn
70a ot trouble in the kidneys. Avert
the danger bj coring the kidneys with
Doan's Kidney Tills.
J. A. Haywood, well
known resident ot Lnf
kin, Tex., lays: "I
wrenched my bark
working in a sawmill,
was laid np six weeks
and from that time
had pain in my back
whenever I stooped 01
lifted. The urine wai
badly disordered and for a long time I
bad attacks of gravel. After I began
tiling Doan's Kidney Pills the grave)
passed out, and my back got well. 1
baven't bad backache or bladder trou
ble since."
Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box.
Toeter-MllboTB Co., Buffalo, N. Y. '
A LITTLE LESSON
IN ADVERSITY.
The little education that Andrew
Jactaon ever received wai In au "old
field school" lu the frontier land of
Poutu Carollua,
prior to the war of
the Revolution. Ilia
father bud died,
leaving the mother
ana the young boy
to do the rough
work of the pioneer
country. Hut they
were of sturdy
hardy Scotch-Iris
tuck, and th"
rose to theTr wor
with vim and vlg
ANDHtW JACKSON. or
Jackson's schooling was the null
nieuts of the three Us, and scanty
enough at that. lie never lenrned'to
write LiiglUh correctly; but lu the
bard school of the frontier be learned
courage and duuutleMieMS, and uude
hi mother's tuteluge be learned honor
and honesty.
It was In the Revolutionary Wa
that bis mother aud bis two brothers
died from the hardxhlpa entailed Uku
tbera. Jackson was taken a prisoner
by the Urltlsh aud nearly sturved to
death, as well as brutally treated.
At the end of the war the boy, then
entirely aloue In the world, was ap
prenticed to saddler. But his auibl
tlons were for public life. The gate of
entrance was the practice of law. At
the age of 18 be enterei' a law office,
and although be never bad a really le
gal mind, be mastered the necessary
knowledge and started In bl profes
sion. Nearly the whole course of
Jackson's life was a breaking down of
barriers of one kind or another.
TRAVELING IN ENGLAND.
W. II. Ilowella on the lleaatla
( keater In Old World.
Because Chester Is the handiest piece
of KnglUh antiquity for new Atiierl
cans to try their lufaut teeth on, I bud
fancied myself avoiding It aa unworthy
my greater maturity. I had not now
Ian Jed in Liverpool, and ofteu us
had hitherto lunded there, I bad proud
ly disobeyed the charge of more 1m
perfectly traveled, friends to le sure
and break the run to Loudon at dies
ter, for there was nothing like it In
all Enirlund. writes W. D. Ilowella In
Hurler's. Having Indulged my haughty
spirit for neurly half a century, one of
the sudden caprices which undermine
the firmest resolutions determined uie to
puss at Chester the day which must lu
tervene before the steuuier I was going
to meet at Liverpool wna due. Natural
ly I did everything I could to differ
ence myself from, the swarm of my
crude countrymen whom I found there,
and I was rewarded at the delightful
restaurants lu the Itows, where I asked
for tea In my moat carefully guarded
cbeet tones, with a pot, of the odlotn
Oolong which observation has taught
the Britons Is most acceptable to the
palate of our compatriots, when they
cannot get green tea or Japanese tea
Perhaps It was my mortifying failure
In this matter which fixed me In my
wish never to be taken for au English
man, except by other Americans whom
it was easy to deceive.
The Americans abounded In Cbeter,
not only ou the present occasion, but In
my three successive chance visits to the
place; and If they were by an immense
majority nearly all of the same sex,
they were none the worse for that. By
pretty twos, by pretty threes, jet by
lurtrer lovely groups, and, In serious
middle-aged Instances, singly, they wun-
dered In and out of the plain old ca
thedrnl; they strayed through the rows
or arcades by which Chester distil
gulsbes herself from other cities In hav
ing two-storied sidewalks; they clus
tered In the shops where the prices
were adjusted to their Ignorance of
English values and they could pay as
much for a pair of gloves as In New
rork or Chicago; they crowded the
narrow promenade which tops the city
wall ; they haunted the historic houses,
where they strayed whlsierlng about
what they had read of English history
and attentive to the Instruction of the
custodians; they rw'? on the tops of
the municipal tram cars with apparent
ly no apprehension from their violation
of the sacred American principle of cor
poratlonal enterprise In tranaitortatlon ;
they followed on foot the wanderings of
the desultory streets; at the corners
and before the quainter facades the sun
caught the slant of their lifted eye-
ghtsses and flashed them Into an In
voluntary consplculty. In all his round
I doubt If his ray could have visited
countenances of a more airrusea in
telligence, expressive of a more gen
erous and truly poetic Interest In those
new things of the old English world
on which they were now feeding full
of the longing and realizing rapturously
the dreaming ot the years and years of
vague hopes.
Uaatrd Ilia Addreaa.
Spcnklng of Irish bulls," remarked
Clerk Brownell, "my wife had a fun
ny Introduction to one Inst evening.
She was standing on our front door
step, when a woman wun a snawi
pulled over her bead came hesitatingly
along the sidewalk. Swing my wife,
the weman paused and said:
"Pardon me. but are you acquaint
ed in this neighborhood?"
Van you tell me where Mr. Mc-
Cloud Uvea? I understand be Just died,
poor fclloSv.'" San Francisco Chron
icle.
Ill Slaeeare,
The Farmer My son Iteultcn, who's
In Noo lork, tells nie there s a bank
down there thet keeps ojien duy au'
night.
The Storekeeper (turning to his
clerk) Hear thet, Jawm. An' some
time yew growl becua yew have tew
work only fruiu 6 a. m. tew 10 p. m.
Puck.
In getting along with people there
Is a good deal In being so busy you
haven't time to disagree with them.
PROFITS OF STEAM BOATS.
Earl? Day Hlvev a.lsallaa Mad
Mi.ti Say lie. ( au. Kfcell.
Dr. W. L. Campbell read a paper on
early day steamltoatlng on the Mis
souri river, at the meeting of the His
torical society In the public library the
other night He told many Interesting
reuiIulMcenses of the now extlnrt lu
dustry, says the Kansas City Times.
Among other thing he gave some fig
ure ou the profits of the business. He
said ;
"Th profits of steamboatlng were
large, I heard Capt. Joseph Kenney
now dead, tell of clearing f.'Mi.iKiO ou
one trip on the Cora from St. Louis to
Fort Beuton, Mont, and return. The
steamer William J. Lewis, I am In
formed by Capt Phil E. Chupiell
cleared $ii(,0io on a similar trip in
about sixty days, and the Porter ISalen,
a stern wheel, fSO.UH), when the Baleu
Itself was worth only about $15,000, ac
cording to Capt ChappeM."
Dr. CumplHtll also told of the sinking
of a bout near the mouth of the La
mine river above Boonvllte with !(,
WO In L'ulted Stutes coin. A company
of which Gov. Lou V. Stephens was a
member tried to reach the bout and
recover the treasure but fulled.
Other wrecks explored were the Twl
light, that sunk above Nupoleon, Mo,
Sept. 10, 1st 13, the Arubla below Purk
vlllo and the William Bulrd that wa
sunk lu 1833 near Waverly, with a car
go of whisky. The Arabia also carried
whisky.
Of wrecks near Kansas City, Dr.
Campbell said :
"Few persons know of the wrecks
lying at Kansaa City and Immedlute vl
clnity. The Cumberland Valley sunk
opposite the foot of Santa Fe street
about seventy years ago. It was
equipped with a newly Invented a-
pllance for raising or wrecking sunken
atenmboaU. It went to the bottom here
before an opportunity to test the ma
chine was made.
"The Fire Canoe was sunk lu the
bend above Wyandotte about 1S3I.
boat culled the Kansas was lost In the
same bend In 1S33. The Hattie Weiler
aud the S. C. Pomeroy, ferries, sank at
the bank at Harlem the Weiler above
the Pomeroy. The Arietta, a smull
boat, sank at the levee at the foot of
Main street; the dismantled bull of the
mountain boat Osceola went down
while tied at the bunk about the foot
of-Walnut street.
"Neur the foot of Grand avenue was
the Aggie, a stern-wheel boat, andubout
the foot of Campbell street In the
slough that was there, Uie hull of the
Uncle Ned, from which the machinery
had been previously removed. The old
side-wheel, George W. Purker, burned
In 1004, out on shore on reclaimed land
at a place near the foot of Bell street"
INTERESTING LITTLE ANIMALS,
The Ited Squirrel I Vlterlr Devoid
of Fear of Ulan.
Among the many Interesting smaller
animals which Inhabit the northern
parts of Michigan, esieelally the upper
peninsula, Is the red squirrel, sclurus
hudsonlcus, which little red scamp Is
ofteu alluded to us the northern buaby-
tull.
Home seasons lie is very numerous
and makes himself conspicuous at ev
ery turn or the roaa. lie scampers up
trees, Jumps u(on logs and tears along
over the dry leaves, making as much
noise as a running deer, aud Is
saucy little chap.
Many times one of these red rogues
has come so close to me while I was
quietly sitting on some log watching
for deer that I could have reached out
aud touched hliu with my hand pro
vided I could have done It quick
enough, says a writer In the Detroit
Free Press.
They seem to 1m utterly devoid of
fear of man aud will scold and chat
ter at you from some near-by branch
of a tree- for half an hour at a time.
une uay wnno l was watching a
deer ruuway and sitting on a fallen
tree In the cover of the woods a bold
red squirrel enme scampering along
over the dry leaves, making such a
noise that be almost precipitated a
hysterical evolutionary movement on
my part for fear that, after all the
deer I was watching for had actually
come so close to me and gotten out
of range before I could see It long
enough to shoot at It
What was my surprise a moment la
ter to see the little rascal that had
been the dlsturler of my peace coolly
hop up on the log I was sitting on and
route loping along It toward me. I
sat perfectly still to see what be would
do.
He did not seera to notice me until
he had come nearly to my boot, when
he stopped, hesitated, looked sideways
at me, chattered a little and seeming
to be In doubt as to whether I was
a part of the log or not
After a few moments he began slow
ly to approach, all the time eyeing
me out of the corners of his sharp lit
tle snapping bright eyes. He actually
came hnlf way up my boot leg when
his courage seemed to fall him, and.
urnlng tall quick as a flash, he fled
precipitately down the log and then
ran up a nenr-by tree, where I re
ceived one of the most vigorous and
vehement scoldings of my life.
These little red squirrels are a little
smaller than the same species known
n the southern part of the State. They
grow bold about the camps and will of
ten enter a log cabin or tent and steal
fried cakes, pieces of bread and other
dainties from pans and dishes on the
table. In seasons when there Is a
heavy mnat or plenty of beech nuts,
etc., they are very numerous and never
fall to enliven the deep silence and aw
ful solemnity of the great woods.
1 nennarloaa Sarcaatn.
A Scotch Visitor to the Carlyles, In
Cheyne row, wus much struck with the
tmd proof room which the sage had
contrived for himself In the attic, light
ed from the top, and where no sight or
sound from outside could penetrate.
My certes, this Is tine!" cried th old
friend, with unconscious sarcasm.
lero ye may write and study all the
rest of your life and no human being
be one bit the wiser."
It Is as dlmcult to secure farm hands
In the country at It Is to secure hired
girls In town
With ptomaine In oyeter. elamt tc,
cream and pie. 11 to look as If
th days of tb church ftlv,, Wtf
numbered. Scissors.
A Hard Tak-"Tu'f'i Do dangf r
said the doctor. wily a carbuuvl
coming on tb b ' Jour nevk. But
you must keep yur ej 0n it
No Keply. "That little gr, bai 0M
bad habit Sh slWJ suasers back."
"It Is eaay eiiou.h to break her of that
Get her a plai Wnibou girL"
"I hear your expect, to ral
your salary tbla month." So u 6ayt.
but b haau't succeeded n raUlug all
of last mootb's Jet Philadelphia
Press.
"Glv m pas of chewing
gum." "V don't kwp such, things."
"Well, you'v got card u the window
that aays Typewriter Sujipll.'
Houston Post
'What kind of pl will you have.
Willie mine or applal" "I'll tak two
piece of each, please. xwo piece;"
"Ye'em. Mamma told m not to k
twice." Life
Lover Indeed I lv you for your
self alone, Mia iliiruu. Heiress That
Is a loan on blcb you can only bor
row trouble, Mr. taabunUr. Baltl
mor American.
Victim Wbat ba happened? Wher
am I? Doctor iu hav been serl
ous'y Injured In trolley sccldent But
cheer up you will recover. Victim
How much? Cleveland Leader.
Servant Who Hang On. "Public
officeholders," said Cltyiuan, "are only
servants after all." "Yes," rejoined
Subbubs, "aud I w'h w could get a
servant who would baug on like they
do."
Where Ignoranc Is Bliss. Blobbs
When I get up to utuk a speech I feel
as though I bad forgotten everything I
knew. Slobbs What an Ideal wltuesa
you would mak In a trust lnvestlga
tlon.
A young lady went luto a well-known
establishment a few days ago aud said
to the floor-walker: "Do you keep sta
tionery?" "No, mis." replied the man;
"If I did I should los my Job." Head
light
"For goodness' sake. What's that
noise?" "The girl next door Is bavlug
her voice cultivated." 'Huh I Appar
entlr the Droceai of cultivation baa
reached the harrowing season." Pblla
delphla Ledger.
Tramp (outalde th gate) Doe
your dog bite? Mra. Weptonwlsb (on
the uorch) Yet, he doea, and oh.
please, don't conit In I We are so par
tlcular about what we feed blml Som
ervllle Journal.
Mrs. Peck em I know I'm a trifle
Irritable at timet, Heury, but If I had
to live my lift over again I'd marry
you Just the me. Mr. Feckem Oh
no, you wouldntl You only think you
would. Sclssorv
Hopeless. rimnOl tell yes they's
no us thryln-Vddlea-ate thlra Choi
nese. Mulboolx.n' Phwy's thot?
Flynn 01 Jist a'ktd wan av th!n th
Cholnese wur-rud for St Patrick's day,
an' be couldn"t tel me.
Mrs. Jawback Jmt like a man I The
Idea of losing your temper and swear
ing at your razor because It's dull.
Mr. Jawback Well, I've got a right
to. Didn't the razor lose Its temper
first? Cleveland Leader.
Visiting Philanthropist Good-morn
ing, madam; I am collecting for the
Drunkards' Home. Mrs. McGul
Shure, I'm glad of It, sor If ye come
round to-night yea ran take my bus
band. Harper's Weekly.
Rivers Whnt any you got that
string tied around your finger for?
Brooks By George I I'm glad you
mentioned It That t to remind me to
ask you for the fiver I lent 'you
month ago. Chicago Tribune. ,
"Do you think that wealth la essen
tial to happiness?" "From tome of the
letters I receive, said Dustln Stax,
"I am Inclined to think a number of
people consider some of my wealth es
sential to their Bappinesa. Ex.
She Albert I liave come to the con
elusion that I 1 George better than
love tou. and He What about
the engagement ring I gave you to
wear? She Oh, that's all right
George says be won't object If I wear
it
Mr. Bubbubs What's the matter?
Where's the new servant girl? Mrs.
Subbubs Oh t George, It wa all a mis
understanding. I to'd her sh had
better dust this morning, and the first
thing I knew b wa austea. Philadel
phia Presa.
8elflshness.-TW "owing or tn seeu
ftf ...ifl.hneM baa resulted In tb crea
tion and fosterlnl of "trusts" and "la
bor unions," the outgrowth of which
ha. been the CVWkVi
its woes.-Rev. A- R- Lambert, Metho
dist Chicago.
i..-n.ia Of conrse, wss uu.u.
that detained D last night Mr.
Itownds-Ye.1 Hownda-iea lou
know I wouiunt- ,..---
Rownds-No. Georse. ,u -u.uu .
celve me, no ma"" uv ,u
Philadelphia LelPr-
Actually True: nen a man cam.
. ..rrin nsca to catch a
rushing at a " -
i.i.nd fen-y boat and arrived
Just tn tlm to have the g.iteman shut
the door In hi -
m.rvi- "Ton dlda t run fast enough."
t r.at enon.h," replied the dis-
appointed man. "but I didn't start In
time."
Woadroas TarlelF f oW rrretal.
Nature's Infinite var'ety Is well illus
trated In the collei'tlon of photographs
of snow crystal made during the past
twenty year by A- I'iitley, of Ver
mont H ha now more than one
thousand pbotognphs of Individual
crystals, and among them no two ar
alike.
Some iopl- n thelr re'" die,
are not satisfied with th way th
neighbor mourn.
Go to tb g a1'", thou sluggard ;
consider IU way " twwni busy.
SKIN DISEASES
There is notbint: more distressiut? than an itchinir burn
ing skin disease, and upon the return of warm weather those
who are afflicted with skin troubles find the symptoms appear
ing and know that thev will be tormented throueh the hot
summer months. The blood is
to the surface the skin seems
nal applications is all wrone.
The most such treatment can be
up tne trouble for awhile, but
All food taken into the bodv
t. ji:t
wic uuicrem pans, une portion is usea ior
the making of blood, another for muscle,
one for bone, still another for fat, and so on.
Alter these different properties are ex
tracted from the food there still remains a
portion that is useless, or waste matter,
w hich is intended to be disposed
the natural channels of bodily
Liver, Kidneys and Bowels. At this season
of the year, however, these oreans become
torpid, dull and sluggish, and fail to perform this duty, and these accumulations remain in
the system and are absorbed by the blood to ferment and sour, producing buruiug acids and
acrid humors. The blood cannot properly nourish the system while iu this impure condition,
and begins to throw off these acids through the pores and glands of the skin, producing Acne,
kczenia, Tetter, Psoriasis, Salt
ECZEMA appears usually
which there flows a sticky fluid
is generally on the back, breast, arms, legs and face, though other parts of the body may be
afflicted. In TETTER the skin dries, cracks and bleeds, and is often very painful. The acid
in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, causing a dry, feverish, hardened condition
and giving it a leathery appeorancc. ACNE makes its appearance on the face in the form of
pimples and black-heads, and is particularly disagreeable because of its unsightly appear
ance, while PSORIASIS, a scaly disease, comes in patches on different parts of the body.
One of the worst forms of skin disease is SALT RHEUM, It discharges a watery fluid, form
ing sores and producing intense itching. The head and face are the parts usually affected,
and sometimes the hair falls out
These and all skm diseases
the blood, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and made pure they will continue. The best
treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S-, a remedy that is purely vegetable, being made en
tirely from roots, herbs arid barks, and acts directly on the blood with a cleansing, healing
effect. It neutralizes the acids and purifies the blood so that the skin, instead of being
blistered and burned by the
It goes down into the circulation and forces out every particle
blood. Nothing equals S. S.
general health. Write for our
We make no charge for either.
TREETOP IS A MAN'S HOME.
rfTl Meaas to Krap liar r"r
Fallowed hr a llerailt.
Warren Carrol, a coal prospector who
has been operating In the vicinity of
the Cbetcamp River, south of Grande
Etang, Cape Breton, tells of meeting a
man In the barren lands who has been
living In a tree for three summers be
cause he believe It will cur bis hay
fever.
Carrol says that the man, who claim
ed that his name wa Strong and that
he came from St John, N. B., had built
himself a comfortable cabin of one room
In the branches of a glan hemlock
and was thoroughly enjoying life. The
house was set altout forty feet from the
ground and was reached by severs! lad
ders which were spiked against the
sides of the tree trunk.
In the cabin was a bed made of
boughs, a stove constructed out of sheet
Iron, three looking glasses, a lamp,
three rustle chairs and tblrty-sli cush
ions stuffed with balsam needles. The
place was as neat as If kept by a wom
an and was built so that titer would
be no waste space.
Strong was rather reticent, but Car
rol learned enough to convince him that
the man was In his right mind and that
he really believed the "tree cure" was
doing him good. He snld he couldn't
explain why the hay fever would not
attack him as long as ne uvea in a tree,
but that It waa a fact and he took ad
vantage of It He lived mostly on fish
and game, but be had some vegetables
stowed away In hollow tree trunks near
ty.
Hie Kaowlada af Weed.
At a uburban reldenc near Pblla
elpbla there recently appeared an un-lempt-looklng
Individual who asked for
employment It chanced that his ap
plication was made to tb lady or tb
timia heraelf. who wil superintending
the transplanting of plant la the gar
den. "Are on a gardener?" asked tb
lady.
"Alnt had much experience at gar
lenln'," wa tb reply.
"Can you plant the bushes?"
"I'd hat to risk spollla' 'am,
mum.
"Then what can you do?"
"Well, mum." responded th un
kempt-looking Individual, "If you was
band me one of your husband cl
rs I might alt In tb greenhoua an'
amok out them Insect that's eatln'
the leave of them rose bush." Har
per's Weekly.
Coalaa't Rattle HI a.
Th Boat on ampir had given a declalon
that did not pleaa th player of th vis
iting team.
TbreateniDgly tbey crowded around
aim.
"You can't call It a balk," proteated tb
captain, "if tb pitctier taae a te to
ward first baa befor he ehooU th ball
there !"
"That Is purely an academic queation,"
he aaid, "which need not be adjudicate!
ber. Reaum your apherlcal recreation I"
Trael Sfaa.
Mr Av What do too think of the
waffle, my dear? I baked them my
self.
Mr
A. Waffle?
M
r(. A. Certainly I What did yon
think
they were?
A. Why, I thought yon had
t mlatak and cut op a Turkiab
la square
Mr.
made
twl
heated with humors and acrid matter, and as they are forced
to be on fire. The treatment of skin diseases with exter
because thev do not reach the
expected to do is, allay the itching and burning and cover
as soon as it is left off the disease returns.
contains, in some form, the
l r
THE ITCHINO WAS ALMOST UNBEARABLE.
Dear Sirs My body brok out with a rash or eruption
which in spit of all (Torts to our oontlnuod to get worse.
Th Itching, especially at nlht, was simply terrib!, it
would almost disappear at times, only to return worse
than ever. I had tried many highly recommended prepa
rations without benefit, and hearing of H. 8. H. determined
to glv it a fair trial, and was inexpressibly delighted
when a few bottles cured me entirely, removing verr
blemish and plmplo from my body. I f hall not fail to reo
oinmend H. S. 8. whenever an opportunity ocours to do so.
Esoondido. Cai L. MAKNO.
of through
waste, the
Rheum and skin diseases of every description.
with a slight redness of the
that dries and forms a crust,
and a mass of sores forms on
are due to the same cause
fiery fluids, is nourished by a supply of cooling, healthy blood.
builds up the blood and cures all skm diseases promptly
and permanently. S. S. S. does not leave the least par
ticle of the poison for future outbreaks, but entirely rids
the blood of the cause for all skin diseases.
S. S. S. tones up the system and regulates the
Liver, Kidneys and Bowels so that they will carry off
the natural waste and refuse matter throutrh the proper
channels, instead of leaving it to be absorbed by the
S. in the treatment of these troubles and for building up Uie
treatise on skin diseases and any medical advice you wish.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC
Rafhrr Bseltlnar.
Mother ( returnl ng home ) G ractous !
Tommy, what means this? Tb lamp
Is broken, the dishes are smashed and
everything la upside down.
Tommy Why, mother, you aald w
could play anything w wanted, didn't
you?
Mother Yes.
Tommy Well, we played th 6au
Francisco earthquake.
A Gaatlaaaaa How,
"now did you Induce your llttl boy
to practice hi music lesson so regu
larly?" "I told blm that the neighbor wer
complaining of the racket It made."
Cleveland Leader.
omrthlnsr Oat of Ilia Coatmna.
Lotson Slathera Sweetheart, what di
you aay to taking our wedd.Dg trip In an
automobile?
Aon Thenaum O. that's so common !
Anybody can do that. Let ua tak trip
scroaa tb Atlantic in a houseboat, dear.
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oual Jlaua.
GASOLENE ENGINES 1 1. t hor
por fully warranted, All alMi au I
at) lea at loweat prices. Writ for catalog.
REICRS0N MACHINERY COMPANY
Portland, Or non.
TIIK IIAIST rl.T KII.I.FR iWrny all th.
Htaasi SLiiii aktTiifrii
hitii-lfi oin nr
rMirii. tifvplnst
fot nil c n d nil
INC Whffl
l-nnretroiilit
fmift. I Itun.
Mfu and will
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jur anything.
Try thrm one
and you will nmvmr h without I hem. I f not kwpi by
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ACNE,
TETTER,
ECZEMA,
PSORIASIS,
SALT RHEUM.
trouble which is in the blood.
elements necessary to sustain
skin, followed by pustules from
and the itching is intense. It
the scalp.
burning acids and humors m
of waste or foreign matter,
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