GRAFT BYRAILROADS Interstate Commerce Commission Summons Pennsylvania Men. nrr rnu nnrpimn rniir-nrn Independent! Promise Worse Revela tion Than Have Yet Been Mad Public at Former Hearings. PhilaJelphla, May 22. Railroad clr cles are agitated by the well-based re port that, beginning on Wednesday, when the Interstate Commerce commis sion will resume its sittings In this city, Independent soft coal operators will go upon the stand and tell of the business wrongs they suffered at the hands of the railroads. A big inde pendent operator who Las been subpe naed by the commission raid today: "Worse revelations than have yet been made public are to come out. It will be shown through independent operators bow the small operator was pressed to the wall by the favored coal companies, which need the railroads as a weapon. In some cages they were driven out of business. Before we are through, the public will know that the acceptance of stock and gifts bv rail road officer wss the least of this wretched business." William A. Glasgow Jr., counsel for the commission, said that be would not hazard a guess as to when the bearings woulJ be completed. "They will cer tainly continue," be said, "until the railroads have had every opportunity to explain, if any such a thing is possi ble, the most astonishiog evidence of graft that has ever been made public. The commission will insist upon ex- plan ttions, if any can be made, so that its tlnal report to congress will be based upon not only these reports, but the railroad companies' explanation of them." A large number of aubpenae were issned today, not only for a number of independent operators, but for a sur prisingly large number of high officials of the Pennsylvania railroad. TWO NEW RESERVES. Forest Service Recommends Action in Southern Oregon. Washington, May 22. Senator Ful ton was today notified that the forest service contemplates recommending the creation of two new forest reserves in Southern Oregon, at an early day to be known as the Fremont and Goose Lake reserves. They will embrace land withdrawn several years ago under the name of the Warner mountain with drawal. The aggregate area, according to present plans, will be nearly 3,000. 000 acres, about two-thirds of the area being in the Fremont reserve. This reserve will lie in the northen part of Klamath and Lake counties and the southwest corner of Crook county. The ioone Lake reserve will embrace the southeast portion of Klamath and the southwest part of Lake counties. Plans showing the outline of the pro posed reserves have been submitted to Mr. Fuiton, with a request that he make any suggestions which he may deem proper. The senator will consult residents of Klamath, Lake and Crook counties and promptly lay their views before the department. If good reasons are produced, showing why any land included within the proposed reserves should not be reserved it is probable that such land will be eliminated. The irregularity of the outline of these two reserves, following in many instances quarter section lines, indi cates the tare that hai been exercised to include only such land as is believed to be adapted to forestry purposes. Large areas of agricultural land have been eliminated and it is the opinion of the department that what remains is chiefly important for its timber, or be cause it serves to protect the water sup ply o' Southern Oregon. The construc tion of the Klamath irrigation project makes it highly important that the wa ter supply of that region should be pro tected. The reserve is to be created at this time partially on that account. Must Go To Jail. Washington, May 22. The Supreme court of the United States today ren dered a decision in the case of United States vs. Senator Ralph Burton, of Kansas. The decision was against Pur ton, affirming the decision of the Unit ed States circuit court for the eastern district of Missouri, by which Burton was sentenced to six months' Imprison ment in the Jdil o( Iron countv, Mis souri, required to pay a fine of 2,fi00, and deprived of the right to hereafter hold ollice nnder the government. This is the second trial. Burton Will Not Discus Decision. Washington, May 22. Senator Bur ton received the first news of the court's decision by telephone at his room in the Raleigh hotel, where be is stopping. To the newspaper men who called to see him Seoator Burton said: "I shall adhere to my original policy of saying nothing nntil my case is finally 'determined." lis would not say, in reply to a qnestlon that he in tended to tsk further Ugal steps, but from the fact that he does not regard his case as finally decided, it la in femd that he will do so. Report of Chinese Persecution. San Francisco, May 22. Mayor Fchmits has received a cablegram from the American consul at Chefoo inti mating that there has ben an attempt to create a sentiment against Americans by the circulation of false reports alleg ing the maltreatment of the Chinese in Pan Francisco. The cablergam reads: Mail statement of Chinese consul on persecution." Mayor Schmit. handed It to Colonel A. E. Biger, with a request that ha rtply t once. Dsclar Hii Ple Vacant. Washington, May 22.-"" niot Burton doe not resign at once." a prominent senator pnti It. resolution Jm b introduced to declar his ml wacant. DANGER OF QUAKES. On of Chief Reason forlCommitts Favoring Ssa Lsvsl Canal. Washington, May 18. That the earthquake that destroyed San Francis co helped determine the vote of the senate committee on interoceanic canals in favor of a sea level type is apparent from the fact that a feature of the ma jority report is a discussion of tb effect earthquake might have on lock and dam. The majority report in favor of a sea level canal was submitted today by Senator Kittredge. The report say that the canal struc tures would be exposed to injury by eartfiquakes, particularly the lock at Uatun. K the lock wall should be moved, leakage would result and the gate would be useless. In case of fracture of locks, month or year might be required for repairs, and meanwhile traffic would be interrupted. It is maintained that the dam at Gm boa proposed by the majority of the board of consulting engineers, is not liable to injury by earthquakes, for it will be built on a solid rock founda tion, reinforced with strong walls and buttressed at each end with walls of rock. Nor are the aide slopes of the Culebra cut likely to be disturbed, but an earth dam on an alluvial base might be cracked, draining the lock and ruining the canal. The committee says: "At San Francisco, where the water pipes were broken, the disaster was greatly augmented by this came, for the water could not be held in the pipes and directed on the fUmes. What would happen to the aqueduct, con duits, pipes and valves, buried in the concrete walls, ased for filling and emptying the locks, cannot be well conjectured." It is stated that ships of all classes could be passed through the sea level canal in 8 hours less than the time that would be consumed in passing ships through locks alone. The cost of annnal maintenance is estimated at $1,840,000 for the sea level and 12, 330,000 for the lock type. A sea level canal free from all obstscles could pass 100 warship in less than a day. Naval commanders and commercial shipmas ter oppose locks.' The majority argues that an enemy could destroy a lock canal much easier than a sea level canal with explosives. The cost of a sea level canal is estimat ed at $250,000,000, while the total cost of the lock canal would be at least $190,000,000, and the cost of trans forming the latter into a sea level canal would be $200,000,000. The conclu sion of the majority is "that the sea level canal can be realised in 10 or 12 years at a coat not exceeding $60,000, 000 above that required by the con struction of the multilock canal pro posed by the minority." AIDS TO PACIFIC NAVIGATION. Omnibus Bill in House for Lightships and Signal Stations. Washington, May 18. The house committee on interstate and foreign commerce today authorised a favorable report on an omnibus bill carrying be tween 20 and 25 project as "aids to navigation" and authorising an appro priation of something in excess of $1, 300,000. Among the provisions are: Light station at Makspuu Point, Is land of Ouhu, Territory of Hawaii. $00,000. Light station and range light at Honolulu harbor, $40,000. Fog signal at entrance to harbor at Htimholdt, California, $15,000. Lightkeeper's dwelling at Cape Men docino, Cal.. $5,600. Light ar.d fog signal station near Point Cabrillo, California, $5,000. Light vessel for use off the mouth of the Columbia river, Oregon, $130,000. Lightkeeper's dwelling st Robinson Point, Washington, $5,000. Fog signal at Edi Honk light sta tion, State of Washington, $10,000. New tender for inspection service in the 13th lighthouse district, $110,000, In addition to the unexpended balance of $40,000 for the repair of the tender Mantanilla to be applied on the new tender. Rebuilding of Stanford. San Francisco, May 18. Stanford University will be reconstructed at once, and by next September every building necessary to the work of the college will be in perfect condition. The work has already commenced, and there is plenty of money on hand to as sure the trnstees that the reptirs may bs accomplished as quickly as they de sire. The structures will be rendered earthquake proof. Three experts have been appointed, and their report will be the basis for whatever changes are considered necessary. Aid to Christian Advocate. Birmingham, Ala., May 18. The general conference of the Methodist Episcopal church South today voted $10,000 to be expended to assist the Pacific Coast Christian Advocate, pub lished at Portland, Or., and authorised ai enlarged build. ng at Shanghai, Chi na. A committee report on Sabbath observance praised Presidents McKin ley and Roosevelt for refusing to travel on Sunday. A special committee pre sented resolutions urging speedy expul sot of Senator Ried 8 moot from the senate. Make Money by Disaster. Oakland, Cat., May 18. Some very curious schemes for making money have been devised since the earthquake and fire. Two Stanford students, in the early days of the trouble, secured many view of the ruins in San Fran cisco and surrounding country. These they bad reproduced on lantern slides, and now they are tonring the small towns of California presenting stereop ticon lectures. From latest reports they are receiving heavy patronage. Withdraw Troop dun I. Washington, May 18. General Gree ley has reported to the War Depart ment from San Francisco nnder date of last night that the reported killing of a large number of people by the army during the San Francisco fire is incor rect. General Greeley adds that he ha notified tb citi tens' committee and the Red Cross tbat the troops will be drawn from San Francisco not later than Jan 1. PROVISION OF BILL Power o! Interstate Commission Over Railroads Enlarged. PENALTIES MADE MOST SEVERE New Rat Bill a Passed by Senate Allow Interstate Board to Fix Rate. Washington.'May 19. Tb principal purpose of tb railroad rate bill passed yeaterdav is to permit the Interstate Commerce commission to fix rates. Th provision conferring this authority is found in the fourth section, which amend section 16 of tb interstate commerce law so a to accomplish this" result. This section direct tb com mission to investigate complaint of nnjuat and unreasonable charge on the part of common carrier in th trans portation of pion or property, or of regulations or practices affecting such charges. It also authorises an inqairy a to whether the rates or practices are "unjustly discriminatory or nnduly preferential or prejudicial, or otherwise in violation of the act," and, in case any of these conditions are found to exist, the commission is empowered to determine and prescribe what will be the just and reasonable maximum rate, and what regulation or practice is just, reasonable and fair.1 Further, authority is given the com mission to enforce its orders, and they are to go into effect within 80 day and continue in force (or two yesrs unless suspended, modified or set aside by the commission or by a court of competent Jurisdiction. A penalty of $5,000 lor each offense in disobedience of the order 1 imposed, and the penalty is to accumulate at the rate of $5,000 a day in case of continu ous violation. Orders other than those for money payments aie to be enforced by the federal courts through wrl- of mandamus or injunction, and, in case of appeal to the supreme court, these case are to be given preference over all other excepitbose of a criminal character. The bill was amended by the senate so as to give the United State circuit court jurisdiction to entertain suits brought to annul or change the orders of the commission and to provide against the granting of interlocutory decrees without hearing and making appeals from such orders direct to the supreme court. There are no changes In the law rel ative to the reports to be required of common carriers, and a penalty of $100 a day is imposed for failure to comply with th report requirement. The commission is given access to the accounts of the companies affected by the act, but examiners are forbidden, nnder penalty of heavy fine and long imprisonment, to divnlge the facts ascertained. A tine of $500 for each failure to keep proper account is pro vided. TRANSIT TUBES FLATTENED. Sand and Water of East River Make Costly Work Valueless. New York, May 19. Mayor McClel land announced today at a meeting of the Rapid Transit commission that, crushed by the weight of rand and water, the roofs of the Rapid Transit tubes under the East river, connecting the subway system in Manhattan with Brooklyn, have been flattened so seri ously at various points that they must be rebuilt so that trains can pans through them. . C. M. Jacobs, chief engineer in charge of the Pennsylvania tunnels nnder the East and North rivers; Gus tav Lindenthal and C. 8. Smith, called in as experts, declar tbat the present conditions in the East river are suffi cient to cause a delay ot from 2 to hree years in the work. Reconstruc tion is expected to be absolutely neces sary for more than 1200 feet of the sec tion from Joralemon and Hicks streets out nnder the Brooklyn waterfront. World' International Commerce. Washington, May 19. The world's international commerce will aggregate fully $25,000,000,000 in the year 1900, ssys a bulletin issued by the depart ment of Commerce and Labor. By the term "world's international com merce," explains the bulletin, is meant the imports plus the exports of all countries of the world from which sta tistical trade reports are available. The figures given indicate that the trade between nations in 1906 will be six times as much as in 1850, and twice as much as in 1870. Caucus on Anti-Injunction. Washington, May 19. Republican members of the house are being asked by letter to indicate whether they will sign a caucus call to consider the ques tion of pending anti-injunction bills. The communication is being sent by the representatives of railway employes and in it a complaint is made that the judiciary committee of the house, which had for some time been consider ing the various bill to this end, bs nsed dilatory tactics whenever a mo tion is made to get final action on any of the measures. HEEF ANDCTTLt MEN. He All iHUMOItOFTHE.WEEK Big Steel Rail Demand. Pittsburg, May 19. Since the order books were opened two weeks ago, the United States Steel Corporation, the Colorado Fuel and Iron Company, the Jones A Langhlin Steel Company, the fennsylvania Steel Company, the Maryland Steel Company and the Ten nesse Coal and Iron Compary have booked an aggregate of 1.000.000 tons of steel rails for delivery in 1907. This is an unprecedented amount of business for this time of the year. New Delegate to Rio Conference. Washington, May 19. Paul Samuel Reinsch, of Madison, Wis., has been appointed one of th American dele gate at th Pan-American Conference in place of Jsmes 8. Harlan, who ha been obliged to decline th place owing to an accident to hi knee. Panl Reinsch 1 professor of political scisnc at tb University of Wisconsin. STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY MEN of the press. Odd, Carious aad I.aaaaable Phases of llassaa Katare Uraphlcally Portray ed bf Ksslnent Word Artiste of Oar Owa Vmr-A Uad.sl of I'm. Gyer There Is one time in the life Bill's Uaate. Gold Brick Saw Say, Bill, are yoo going nuttjrT I notice you dnt read anything these days but lynching in the rural districts. Green Good Hill th, that me scheme. You always fliul the accounts beaded with a llat of the 'leading cltl- sen' ana then I seiiu cirvumrs w tbeui. His Little tlnlns. Mr. A. Iton't jou know, I really have n attachment for this piano. The Maid Y.easum. and the gentle- said be bad an attachment for It also. Mrs. A. Indeed 1 Who Is be 1 The Maid The Sheriff, mum. asalr To Mailt. "I heard you had a cow for sale," be gan Subbub. "and as I'm thinking of buying one for our little place "Waal, sir." Interrupted the farmer, eagerly, "that' thet Jersey yonder. Now, thar'a one good p lot In ner tuet you can dieud on "Oh. gracious I that would never ao. I'd need a quart at leat" Catholle Standard and Times. Wl, . - lltll.B,,, many. mn on. incident D. become typM tu Weekly. A settler few acre, of Ia grow a little alfalftr , fe Lead of cattle on Uj from the creek. Bt miJ btv, bevQ there a long tlm;,m7 oome into the com,. A, he cam first a res'd,..,, ,K county and a Uxp,w j, mj not of every married man when no Is an man who was her while you were out own a rooi oi Dut ,u elUt. aavocat or rre suver. ence Is what brouglitmm to thst r,., Myer When la that? of the country and am, lt Wortn nlt Gyer When be Is on the verge of while to maintain Ututtle homestead, wlbratlng the twenty-fifth anniversary i . i r. t. a - . , ..... . . .. . . n i t Thr IB luuukl nn,. .... Ul IUO UHT Ue IUYU l" liuimiu. vm " aiuu lue I creek country w m me settlers; at CB, nny rate, Uie quarrel for What He Waats. and If the rsnge tans short near at Mrs, McCall So you like to go to hand they drive "Wr csttle back Into dinner at your grandiuother'a, out :he hill. Out asy atietUer take his I Willie Yes'm. fondly nd drive off to some town. Mrs. McCall Reoause you're alway say. fifty or HuMrd tulles awav. sure to get enough to eat there, ehr aud Is gone for sevtnj When he Willie Ot My! It's becauae I'm al roroe back be bardlj hl p,ac wtJ.B Bur to get too much. l'hlladel- III few acre ui aciosure, perhaps, lbl re, have not oeeu hUt for ,iu.e llar- tB l m around the ground barren ami cut Ivmn Hera la an advertisement by tiny hoofs. Aluniof several thou- In the paier of a man who says be has sand sheep paw"' mrough the coun- ilOu.OUO, and want to go Into busl- try has stoppea Ws neighborhood ness. for a few days. H cattle and horses Itawaon WellT hava either gone tvi nt0 tne nliU Lawmm Well, why does a man who to find something which to live or ha $lis),oiO want to go Into business? they are standing ttwjt the homestead Soiuervtlle Journal. with a downcast air. When that settle; turns "and looks bis family In the fa he declares war. (le curses 'those vwala" sheep. And If the destruction of nnge has not been so complete that he driven out of the country the next bpherdcr who ap n.;nr on the crest of the hill finds himself met by a Sera-looking man who says, "Git!" and the sheephcrder "gits." Otherwise hi Is liable to be surprised In the uilldle of the night. and loft bound In tl sagebrush, while his sheep are shot u4 scattered to be the prey of coyotes. This struggle between the cattle and Into your tea. sheeD men Is an economic Droblem. It Star Boarder I advocate that will know no snlement until the strong should help the weak. whole country Is UQtW fence. It began away over In Texaund In the Indian Territory, and has vorked across the country, until now t Is niore active In central Oregan tun anywhere else, For twenty years fore has been trou The IImus War. Landlady Oh! my dear Mr. Nicker, you are putting Worcestershire sauce the ble In Colorado. Buds of thousands Blx.. Found Ills Weak Polat. "In your fortieth year," said the palmist, "you will encounter a great peril." "Gues not," wild the man who was consulting her. "Pin already fifty- Ills Foadaat Maaiorlaa. A bard headed old Pittsburg manu facturer, who made his fortune, aa he expresae It, "with hi coat off," was Induced by his daughters to accompany them to a Wagner concert, the first he bad ever attend! The next day be hapieued to meet an acuualutane who bad seen him the night before, who asked: "I suppose you enjoyed the concert last night, Mr. Browne?" "Ye ; lt took me back to the day of mr youth." the old man said, with a reminiscent sigh. 'Ah, summer days In the country, girl In a lawn dress, bird singing, and all thatr "No, the daya when I worked In a boiler ahop In Scranton." Succs Magatlne, Modus Yaata. "Why are you not at choolT" tern ly Inquired the parent meeting hi son In the street. The lad was not much embarrassed. "Fact Is, dad," he responded, "there's something the matter with the teacher's temper, and I'm giving It absent treat ment" Philadelphia Public Ledger. of sheep have bea shot down and driven over precipe in that State. The same thing haihappened In Wyo ming, but that is Inrply a fenced coun try now. The struele also existed In "Well," she rejoined, not In the least disconcerted, "all I have to say to that Is that the lines In your hand contra dict those of your face.' Whereupon he gave her double the Idaho, but was ner so very bad, on UBUHi Bni weut out highly pleused account of the tupociphy of the coun- wltu uimself. Chicago Trlbuue. try. The sheep meo largely control the district south of tie Salmon river, while to the north d the Salmon River Jast Lilt a Woman. Mr. Stubb John, I am going to write to our Congressman to send us some seed. Mr. Stubb Why, Maria, we live In the city. There Isn't any place to plant seeds. Mr. Stubb Then I will write and tell him to send us some seed for our parrot We must get all that Is coming to us. DoIdst Thalr Best. "Didn't I understiuid you to ay they rhoro am timctlcallinn iu.n nni th keep a servant girl?" cattle own the contry. The moun- "Certainly not. I .aid they try to tains between the fo sections of the " 00 ? ?ne J08" the gut aDoU,er' State form a nuturai"dend line." Philadelphia Prett. 80ME RECENT EARTHQUAKES. liar and liars. Coakley Our friend Kraft soems to be making violent love to that home ly woman. Who Is she? Joakley She's the widow WHO owns that big hotel. Coakley He seems very devoted. Do you think he loves her in reality? Jouk ey Well. I think lie love lier rhers Is Mara, freeulatloa tfca t mnm ml Geologists (fcH.fla ome enrtn makes with Juc action and ex- pluln others by lug that the rock twita which arlisturbed have been under a prologedValn. to which they ,nn rettnty. Philadelphia Press. yiem at last, sayne New lorn rno line. The overlomig of a large area on one side of s'fault," or crevice In the earth's cru, is held to l an adequate cause fo the readjustment. and this may be (ought about by an accumulation of rtlment on the sea lKttoni near th iiwth of a large river, Since the dlsturbnivs near the Pacific Love's Voansr Dream. They sut on the old porch and watch ed the red moon climbing above the trees. "Love," whispered the sentimental girl, "make the world go round." "Tea, darling," whispered the ardent suitor, "but, best of all, lt make the arm go round." And even the frogs croaked their ap proval from the chilly swamp. Optional. When a motion la mad and carried In the rnlted State Senate that tu Senate "proceed to the consideration of sxecutlve business," the galleries are cleared, th door are closed, and a secret session begins. "Executlv busi ness" 1 that In which th assent of the Senate la necessary to the acta of tb President, th chief excutlve, such ss tariffs and nominations to office, lt has become customary to call a secret session of the Senate an executive ses sion. Oddly enough, all aorta of octe tte and committee have adopted the phrase, and now almost any meeting behind closed door 1 Incorrectly called an "executive session." Th wisdom of attempting secrecy In cer tain deliberation of the Senate 1 ap parent, Iu discussing the fitness of the President' selections for office, many facts can be brought out In private conference which should not be spread on the records and sent broadcast over the country. Senators would not siak as freely a they ought If these were the conditions. Whatever "leuks" out now Is unofficial. But lt Is In the con sideration of treaties that the secret session Is most necessary. A President often has reasons for the adoption of a certain policy, jvhlch would be upset If all the world knew what tbee were. All the sessions of the Senate In the First Congress were secret, as wero those of the convention which drafted the Federal Constitution. Much of th Important committee work of Congres Is still done behind closed doors. The first amendment of the national Constitution denies to Congres the right to abridge the privilege of peti tioning the government for the redresa of grievances. That the American peo ple make large use of the privilege 1 shown by the overflowing "petition box" on the Speaker's desk In the limine of Representatives, and by the records of morning business In the Sen ate, In which body peltlons are formal ly presented. Congress Incline to at tach less Importance to petitions which seem to be "machine-made" than to those which appear to be from citizens who of their own motion ask for some thing. It I notorious that many, per haps, most, men and women are will ing to sign almost any petition that I presented to them, and hence It I never certain that a large number of the signer really care anything about the cause they seem to advocate. Yet by fnr the greater number of petition are the result of concerted movement. The leaders of an organisation favor ing proposed legislation ask each lodge or chapter or church or union or local group to petition for It, and usually they receive signatures In ample number. DisrtM. "She says she' saddest when she sings." "Nonsense ! She may be sadder than usual, but It' her audience that' od dest" Philadelphia Press. llarrr' Advaataaa. Pearl Helen married? Why, she coast of Colombian Jan. 31 and those told me that she wouldn't accept the In the Windward Uamls about a fort- test man that walks. Ituby Well, Harry dont have to walk. He owns an automobile, Co lumbus Dispatch. night later, there i been much spec ulation as to thet origin. Inasmuch as there has bnroleanlc activity In both regions In fiwnst, It was natural to suspect tliatJU same phenomenon After the Haoa. rn.n Hrntnlvl Yns. If vou hadn't had attended a. id rrhaps preceded the tQ t(lk(J up tnftt gIr, , your recent upheaval. I . ... m wnn tha men. .l.J...t . Dllicilllio - - r.liuniir lun u r,'U WHS IlOl IIIH I (I In Martinique 1$ ivw supplied by Trof, Hellprlu of PlJhJelphla. Within the last few days l has ascended Mont Pelee and he dfclires that the crater Is quiet That the shocks In M 4 satisfies him that ninlijue at St Vincent recently were d-to the sinking of the says she likes to se him wear stock. bed of the Carl Until a bett. bWn Would SUM'KS Bliraci juu, ui7 uunri theorr I. .nested. Edna-Yes. II U.cy were usiou among vulnlon, which duced by an e strut under tb of the You were beaten by a smlla Chauffeur Well, you know a miss Is as good a a mile. Marketable, Eva Katherlue says she like to see a man wear uik" ini nu this may 1 ncpW provisionally. It tho preferred. may prove io "applicable to tne Great ni earthquakes In I Colombia also. I Ms- ym. there wus a wonderful mob putches from taut country reported LreMO In the opera." that the volcan Cuinbal had leen In !0b cone? And wo there much a state of erupt f A write In Nature . a scientific pr.llcnl of high stand- ,louj say so. There was half Ing refers, how '"sr. to the outbreak much as there was In the boxes." as a mere inciurn (,r the general con It hellnvm! n-ns lrO- Terrible Threat 'nwlve allocation of City Suitor Wus your futher alarm- ParlnV off the mouth od when you told him I would Jump :mcralH river. The shm-ks down the well If you refused me? were violent eiitei, to set nr tidal Uurul Mnld I should say so. ne waves of dcstnJuve violence, to run- said your cigarettes would plzen tho ture the suhmur'ne cable In several Water so It wouldn't be fit to drink for places and to t registered by auto- niaiii.- iiifuiui"-i iu i.uroe 3,is.pu or JM (.p(1 a4 Downs ' nines aH,. Gunner That elevator boy appear r.viuenuj, , me volcanic erup- . , , wr, ,,i0In -spoken chap. tlon is to be cowered ,n effect, rath- n..VOPvM; be talk right up and - nana I.. ..1 rr iiw w..., n, i-vriniii c-iisen. which thi one la sn Illustration. The present Instance, according to Nature, la bv no means onlmie. nv thst jour nal the outbreak which destroyed St aV,'A rierre In May. i'2, connected with the earthquake which occurred In Guatemala only a few week before, The relationship between volcanic and seismic phenomena nppnrently more mfiuillcnted than hi nnimlnrlv siipiHHted. and If Nature Is right one l'"ia. may Induce the other hundreds. If not thousands, of nillp, fro,,, the sceue of '.he original dlturt.Bnce. down. Tips. Gunner A very bright waiter, In- Why, before he came to mis dining room he ued to be an astrologer. (Juyer H'ui! I thought perhap be used to be a palmist Gunner Why so? OuynrBocatise he la alway looking to see what the guest hav In their Always Will,. f. -ori,T. "Woman i uingnnnlmou crea ture." "So?" "Tea, sir. No matter how much In the wrong she my be she can always bring herself to frgive the man." Louisville Courier Journal The tlm Unit on every vlltlng girl expire before gll, D ner -yi.u out" trery man 1 a big fool In aom wJ-bop. Time to Ut Basr. Her Husband I thought you were going to tl'lt yw nwther? His Wife And so I am. Her Husband Well, you had better begin to pack your trunk at once. The train leave In forty-eight hour. Chi cngo New. riaatr of Material. "Why I that trng blond o pop ular with th colleg g!rlr '6al She aaslstfl them to arrange tneir coy corner.' " "Ah, she ha n artlstlo temper- "So, but bar UtMr own iw juu Barber How will you have your ball cut, sir? Fanner Green Wa al, ef ye hain't got a lawn mower, scythe or mowing machine handy, ye might use scissors! Estennattnar t'lreamstaneos. "I'm told you play golf on the Sab bath," ald the Kev. Goodman sternly. "Yes," replied Mis Kute, "but on that day I only use the sticks I won nt our church fair." Philadelphia Press. On on Each. Gunner And If the earth was square? Guyer Ah, then there would be four corners. Gunner And who would be on the four corners? Guyer Why, the beef trust the oil triikt the coal trust and the sugar trust- Kneoro. "Y, I itole from behind the palm and gavo her to kisses." "Were they sweet?" "1 should suv so. 1 smocked my Hps." "And then?" "Why, I smacked hers." Pew Inches. "Tes, your husband wrote mo a very abusive letter," said tho lawyer. "I don't think much of him." "You don't?" retorted the caller, hot ly. I wish you to understand that my husband Is every Inch a gentleman." "Ah, In that case, madam, you should place him In the museum." "Why so?" "Because he must be a dwarf." A Co art of Tina kfaaaars. At the court of Marie Antoinette all emotion and passions were veiled by a mask of pollteues. Even the chil dren were taught to spesk with wit and tact and courtesy and to tear pain In alienee. The little Due d'An gouleme, eight years old, when the old Sanbrun entered his presence unexpect edly, said, touching the book In his hand: "Ah, monsieur, I ara In the com pany of Plutarch's men. You could not come at a moment more apropos." The Count de Pallanrw, lieheaded In his tenth year, stood eret snd calm In the cart until he reached the guillo tine. The headsmsn lifted hi long curl. "Monsieur," said the boy, with a bow and a smile. The next moment bl bead rolled In dust Th man or woman who showed any signs of pre tention or elf conceit w not received at court. Profound deference wss shown to women and to tb aged. Well bred men beard of their own ruin with a bonmot and went out th fight each other to th death with such grace and ooartMry that tb dual teemed aacra- moat of Crladhb " matfnasrpT' Oeiw ol - rwn-f.Ku na recommended to Congres the ndoptlon of the new postal note In denomina tions running from 1 cent to $2.ft0 aa an amplification of the present money order system. It would afford a con venient men us for transmitting small sums of money through the mall. It li proiosed that notes of tho denomina tion from 1 to 10 Ih sold at their fait volue without a fee. A fee of 1 cent would le charged for notes from 10 ta 40 cents, and 2 cents for notes from BO wnts to 2.50. To carry out the law an appropriation of $ 1. "()," K) Is asked. The House naval committee favor the construction of the largest battle ship In the world, one which, when armed and armored, will have cost as much as f!),0H0,000. It will be In th nelghliorhood of 20MX) tons displace ment The present bill Is to carry an appropriation of ffl,(ss)MM) for the hull and machinery alone. Other vessels to be authorised are three toriMvlo- hoat destroyer and a number of sub marines. Provision Is made for the re pair of the old warship Constitution as a show vessel. The naval bill will carry a total of f!i0,7."iO,(Mo. The Bureau of Lalior has been di rected by the President to Investigate thoroughly the charges brought by or ganized lulsr that the national eight- hour law Is tielng violated in many cases. At tne same lime Hie oinccrs ! the American Federation of Lalsir have la-ell urged by the 1'reslilent to transmit any evidence they may sis- hss to Commissioner of Labor O'NellL It may be true that agnosticism I spreading In the United States, but In Washington It Is still the custom to profess religion. The President, Vic President ami all of the nine cabinet councilors are avowed niemliers of some denominations. Presbyterlanlsin and It allied creeds claim the majority of those distinguished families. Formal greetings were exchanged be tween President Itoosevelt and th Enqieror of China on the occasion of the oenlng of the Commercial Pacific cable office at Shanghai, thus making the first direct cableconnedlon between the United States and Asia. This Is (he last link of the cable which runs between San Francisco, Honolulu, Guam, and Manila, nearly 10,(n miles of cable which has ts-en laid at an average depth of 2.CIO fathoms. Th Secretary of the Interior Is con sidering an Irrigation project that will. If adopted, msktt the State of Washington f.Vi.iioo.din richer. It In volve the using of the wsters of the Spokane Itlver, near the city of thst name, for power purposes, so thst It may pump the waters of the Spoksn nd Columbia Itlver V) mile away If necessary In order to Irrigate th now arid lands of the State. If the project I carried out enough arid land will be reclaimed to accommo date 8,000,000 people.