Hood's Sarsaparilla
Purifies, enrichea and revitalises the blood
and builds up the whole sjritcin.
It radically and permanently eurea all blood
diseases, from pirn plot to scrofula.
It U tba but eonstituttooal remedy for ca
tarrh, rheumatism and dyspepsia.
There Is no time of year when It U aot mora
widely useful than auy other tuedlclue.
These atatementa are confirmed dally by
tired and grateful iuu aud women.
Over 40.0U0 testimonials In the last two
year an uoequaled. unapproached record I
Now put tip In tablet, a well as usual
liquid form, lug Doses Cue Dollar.
Fafe Eft-art Keep teat.
Ia to ordinary restaurant a waiter
VII surprised at being asked with Ire
land's Inimitable amlle fur "dlvlled
whale." -Ia It filleted shark tliatyeliav,
thin?" pursued the Irlahinan on being
refused tbla delicacy. Again receiving
a reply la the negative be tried one
more. Thin ye can bring me eotna
roaated porpoise," be Bald. Tbe waiter
bowed algni of becoming restive, and
Taddy aank bark In bis seat and heaved
a sign of contentment "I'll take some
roast beef and vegetables," be said,
cheerfully, "and sure ye'll not be for
saying that I didn't ask ye for fisu."
London Chronicle.
THE FARMER TO BLAME.
. a a
JOKE WAS ON THE OFFICIAL- - V
Lime cm K..e. COUSIN FRANCES' NOTION. ?
Wkal Da with i4l,000,M. V-wyNNSV
If His Land Suffers from Drouth 01
Lacks Water for Irrigating When
Small Stream Is Near.by Says
Robert Washburn.
"It ia the farmer's own fault, if, io
these days of scientific discovery, b
does not reap all the returns be should
from bis land, be it located wherevei
or however it may, in or without th
rain belt, so long ai there is a snial
stream wltn a slight fall nearby."
Such was the remark the other day oi
Mr. Eobert Washburn, a man of wld
experience in agriculture, horticnlturt
and individual .irrigation enterprise
throughout the great Pacific Northwest
being at present an extensive owoei
and operator of Rogue river lard.
"Devastation to crops as a result o.
droughts and barrenness of land Iron
lack of water are two evils that can
easily be overcome," continued Mr
Washburn, "if tbe flow of a l.ttU
stream ia only utilised by any one ol
the modern mechanical devices now be
ing made for just such work snd al
ready accomplishing for many the de-
sired results. The simplest and most
inexpensive of these devices lor elevat
ing tbe water o( a stream to a higher
level is. perhaps the hydraulic ram
It ia a self-pumping engine that is rap
idly fulfilling the need of the farmer
and small irrlgationist for a sure
scheme of getting out of their land all
those bountiful returns yielded where
water ia plentiful."
Too Carlo.
One well-known New York woman
has discovered, like some others of her
sex, that It does not pay to be too curl
oua. One of tbe old family retainers
la a Scot Chilian, named William. Who
dnM not believe In elosalng over the
truth for the sake of sparing hlw II
toner's feelings. Tbe woman In que'
tlon, although possessed of consider
able charm of umnner, Is not a beauty
and knows It Her husband, recently
deceased, was a remarkably handsome
man. and his wife was one of his alii
rereat admirers. One day when she
wns looking at her buslmnd's picture
on the mantel in the sitting room, Wll
Ham was fussing around the grate, and
in a moment of Impulse she asked
"William, whot do you think made such
a hnndsome man as Colonel S. mnrry
such a tilnln woman as me?" William
looked from the portrait to the sjiesk
er. meditated a second, and answered
"Must have henn hpsven's will, ma'am.
Iteeonetled Science and ItellsTloa.
A clergyman Is quoted In Every
body's Magazine as oonfouudlng an ad
vnnced young woman who was demon
stratlng to blm that science hud dls
proved religion with this little parable.
Madam," he said. I once anew
member of your sex who irfectl
reconciled science and religion, fbe
Is a prominent member of the ToutiK
Women's Christian Asuoclatlou aim sue
was making an address to a large
authoring of women, which was Inter
runted by a terrific thunder shower.
She shared with many the awful fen
of thunder and lightning, mid, with
the ouiers. she trem'-led In silence for
a few moments. Wheu a blinding flu
waa swiftly followed by a (rightful
clan of thunder aha struggled to he
feet, and began to prr.y, 'Oh, Ixrd, take
ns under thy protecting w ings, for ttimi
knowest that feathers are uou-conuuc
tors.' "
Iafnrwia.fi..
"Wrist la a domestic animal, mam
ma?" asked the little boy.
"A domestic animal." replied mam
ma. with a scornful glance at papa
who was putting on his coat. "I onr
who doe not spend all bis time at the
elub. Brooklyn Life.
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,ni..Lr.i .11 hin.ta tor sale as very reeaenebls
ericee. lemilre ITS Iron St.
TKt'ssra seniee epprnveli auarsntee ai
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"We have some One eggplant, mum
"Freeh or storage f Cleveland Tlalu
Iealer. Pauline It Is hardly fulr to blume
our faults on our ancestor. I'euelope
Oh, they blamed their fault on their
ancestor. Ex.
"He talks a great deal about bis fam
ily tree." "That may account for the
tales I've beard about hi ahudy past"
Philadelphia ledger.
"Can't I go out In tbe back yard
and play In the garden, mamma?" "Cer
tainly, not, child, you must atay In and
study your nature book." Life.
Askltt IK you believe In the sur-
val of tbe fittest? Dlgwell I don't
believe In the survival of anyttody ; I
ni an undertaker Town Topics.
How would you like your steak,
sahT asked the waiter. "If It's all the
same to you and the cook, I'd like It on
plate In a hurry." Milwaukee Seutl-
neL
"Our cashier," said the bank presi
dent, "has recently acquired a balf In
terest In a yacht" "Well," rejoined tbe
vice president, "I hope he won't be
come a ruu-neugea aipier." uuicago
ews.
Rllnker Are you blind or crazy.
man? Do you really think Mls Heavy-
thlnge has a handsome figure? Clluker
Well, 11,000,600 Is the handsomest
figure that I could ever see! Pittsburg
Gacette.
He used to complain because he
a .
never got wnat tie women io enu
Vesi but he's very rich now." "Tea,
and now he complains because he never
wants what he gets to eat" Philadel
phia Presa.
"I ain't been to Itoton fur a good
mane vrars " an 1(1 rue OU1 inoy w uir
read without her glasses, "but If ever
do go agin, the fust thing I'm goln
do 1 t' go hear one 'r them sym
pathy concerts."
Gladys I call It an automobile en
gagement Maude Uat s an automo
bile engagement? Gladys One that
starts off all right, but nobody's quite
dead sure that it will be able to keep
on going. Life.
Mrs. Nurltch I want to get a pair
of the most expensive gloves you got
Clerk Yes'm. How long do you want
them? Mrs. Nurltch Don't be Impu
dent young man. I want to buy em,
not hire "em. Ex.
Mr. Jones My daughter Is only eigh
teen you hud better wait until she la
older.
The Lover Well, I've waited two
yeara for her to get older, but she still
taye at eighteen I
Hosklnn I don't object ao much to
Fanny klaslng her aog, Dur. i prerer
her to kls me before and not after.
Wllklna I know; but don't you sup
pose the .dog baa bis preference, too?
Huston Transcript
He I'm glad now that I didn't mar
ry that woman. Rhea a connrmeu oiu
maid. She How fortunate that I re
jected thot man. Here bo Is a con
firmed bachelor, a thing tnai i neiesu
Mlnnenpolle Tribune.
rua Kt.MksniilMins I thought I saw
the baron come In. Where Is be? Sir.
Htocksonhons He hns Just bad an in
terview with me; and at present ne la
I.. nhrnrv trvlna to figure out
whether he loves you or not. Life.
Mr. Talker It must Ik awfully
hard work thinking up bright thing to
write all the time. Scribbler Well, It
Is : but the hardest part Is getting edl
tor to think that they are Drignt after
they are written. Somervllle Journal.
"Just from Ireland, are you?" asked
Mr. Hiram Offen of the applicant
"and were you trained across the wa
ter?" "Shure. ye must know betther
nor that ma am," replied the girl; I
was shipped across." Philadelphia
Press.
An Kxclted Voice Hello, hello, Is
this the city editor? Well, one of your
men down here at this Are has fallen
down the elevator short and Is very
badly hurt. Busy City Editor Never
mind; I'll send down another. Com
mercial Tribune.
Mm Chugwater Tbl paper says
that the passenger escajHil on a raft
How could tlioy make a raft at sea?
Mr. Chugwater They could use the
ship's log. couldn't they? Why don't
you use your own reasoning faculties
once In while? Chicago Tribune.
"I understand your wife la quite llter-
"Her, my little girl, 1 $3.lJU.0f
for you."
"Oh! thank you," the child exclaim
ed, a she prepare.! to put a bundle of
flO,(siO gold certificate In shape to be
tu ken away with her.
The Joke wu uu the Irvnsury official,
- exie-ted the little Kentucky vis
itor to declare that "she didn't know
wbiut to do with all that money."
The little girl, accompanied by ber
mother and father and a Kentiuklan
who Is a high official of the treasury,
were being shown through the huge
money vault of the greatest financial
Institution In the world, and they
reached the vault where there are
stored $LM4.KMKN) of gold certificate!,
say the Washington Star. When made
up of $10,(MH) bill a bundle of $JO,0)0..
Wsj would not l a huge affair, con
sisting merely of 2,XK thin piece of
per.
Tbe famous newspaier editor who
told hi resrter to write something
about money whenever they could find
anything to pin a story on, a It was
one of the most Interesting and fascin
ating aulijects which humanity cared
about, was right. Tbe great treasury
department 1 made up of hundred of
rooma, and In these 2.20 clerka labor
dully. Hut It I not the thousands of
tolling clerk or even Secretary Shaw
that tbe throng of strangers and home
people all want to see. Humanity la
something they see every day. Hut
money la usually a pretty scarce arti
cle. Consequently, It I to glance at
the giant vault and see the people
bundle money golden bucked bill of
big denominations, greenbacks of small
iti'iioinlnntlons. worn-out currency of
all kinds, silver and gold that hun
dred dully tramp the marble floors In
charge of guides and iocr Into the
bMrr.nl windows and darkened re
cesses.
NEWS DAY IN THE KLONDIKE.
Itenjiimln Downing, a Klondike mall
carrier, ha Just died. Eight year a
he contracted for the trauxporutljii
of the mall between Dawson und Ful
hunks, a routo of nine hundred mile.
He established stations, aud maintained
nt)out two hundred and twenty dorf,
for some of which he paid one hundred
oud fifty dollars. He did a large bust
ness, carrying supplies and gold as well
na mull matter. On one trip he safely
conveyed five hundred thousand dol
lars' worth of dust. In tliose early days
of the Aliutkan fever It took pluck, en
durance, almost life, to bring to the
miner the news from tho outsldo
world. How euger those exiles were
for every scrap of Information la shown
In Mr. Aduey'a The Klondike Stam
pede."
The first news of the Spanish wa
which penetrated the Yukon fastness
wa brought by the "Montana Kid,
gambler escaping from Justice. Ill
story waa not ln-lleved. Not long af
ter that an old Seattle newspaiier found
It woy to town. It was too precious
an article to trust to the muss, and It
was decided that a public reading
ehouRl be given of its contents by
lawyer from San Francisco, who had a
good voice. At the upisiinted time
crowd of nearly five hundred men gath
ered ubout the dry goods Ikx set In the
middle of the street, which served as
the reader's platform.
Clear and distinct came tho word:,
"Dewey's (Jreut Victory." There wus
a moment's silence, then cheer uion
cheer arose, and huts and arm were
waved wildly In the air. When the ar
ticle wa read and the listeners und r
stood what It was about, the enthusi
asm knew no bounds. Every Item of
news wa read and reread. Nothing
i-lse whs talked of that night
Not long after a second poper was
procured, which told of the progress of
tbe war, and another reading was held.
When the story waa reached of the
Spanish captain who nulled hi colors
to the mast and his brtive men who
fired as the ship went down, there waa
a dead silence. Then a low voice s.ild,
"They were right! they were right!"
Not a man wa in that crowd whose
heart was untouched by that Instance
of the enemy's pluck.
The flrnt paHr with the war news
brought whatever was asked. In Jus
tice to the owners, however. It should
lie said their demands ere not exorbit
ant, loiter, when more puer wrt
brought they sold anywhere from -3
cent to a dollar apiece.
"Close quarters" are, of course, tbe
rule In cltl. but ieruaj now Here else
are people pigeonholed away with such
rxaggeruted economy of apace a In
New York City. The facetious man
wV referred to hi sleeping room a
my stateroom lu tbe flat" did not paint
tbe case too vividly tor cue familiar
with the "coxy" apurtmeut of me-tro)li.
Mrs. Acton and her daughter rtene
... . i .... .. mi...t-
were visitiug m lUB "'uunj. iueir
hostess. Cousin France, hud bestowed
her guests for the night lu two spa-
clou chamber.
"Oh, mother," sighed Helle, luxurious
ly eusconced on an enormous bed aud
gasing off into the dlstaut corner of
the room, "I do believe you could put
your whole flat into this room !"
'! shouldu t be surprised, - returned
Mr. Acton, gluncing Judicially about
although you might have to leave out
the bath room or the kitchen."
The next day Helle wandered through
room after room in the fine old "cob
blestone" house, delighting In the un
used, auoerubuuduut spaciousness of It
oil.
At dinner the two guesta described
aa accurately aa they could the detail
of their own life In the city including
the dimensions of the4r fiut Cousin
Frances, a quaint bright little old lady,
whose life had been spent In her native
county, listened with great Interest 8he
could Just see It all. ahe declared, and
she knew she should enjoy living In a
nut
Mrs. Acton amused herself trying to
picture hospitable, bountiful Cousin
Knincni In their tiny apartment or five
so-called "rooms," and wondered what
the dear old lady would think of their
guest accommodations. Recently, whan
two guests had descended upon them
she and Helle had surrendered the.r
staterooms," ami bad "doubled up" ou
a folding couch In the dining room the
dining table relegated to a corner to
make the unfolding process posalble.
"Hut one baa ao little room," Helle
wo wuvlng. "You'd nils tlmt Cousin
Fruuces."
"I'm not so sure of that," said Cous
In Frances, nodding animateuiy. -1
think folk have too much room. Now
I say that tiro spare rooms are enough
for anybody."
Mr. Acton and her daughter gazed
admiringly at Cousin Frances. Then
their eyes met for an Instant They
could say nothing more. It was simply
beyond the power of Cousin Frunces
imnir'natlon to grasp the real couui
Uoils.
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There are two classes ct remedies: those of known qua!
ity and which are permanently beneficial In effect, acting
gently, in harmony with nature, when nature needs assist
ance ; and another class, composed of preparations of
unknown, uncertain and inferior character, acting tempo
rarily, but injuriously, as a result of forcing the natural
functions unnecessarily. One of the most exceptional of
the remediesof known quality andexcellence Is the ever
pleasant Syrup of Fies, manufactured by the California
Fig Syrup Co., which represents the active principles of
plants, known to act most beneficially, in a pleasant syrup,
in which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to con
tribute their rich, yet delicate, fruity flavor. It Is the remedy
of all remedies to sweeten and refreshandcleanse the system
gently and naturally, and to assist one in overcoming consti
pation and the many ills resultingtherefrom. Its active princi
ples and quality are known to physicians generally, and the
dy has therefore met with their approval, as well as witn
ivor of many millions of well Informed persons w ho know
their own personal knowledge and from actual experience
that it is a most excellent laxative remedy We do not claim that
it will cure all manner of ills, but recommend it for what it really
represents, a laxative remedy of known quality and excellence,
containing nothing of an objectionable or injurious character.
There are two classes of purchasers: those who are informed
to the quality of what they buy and the reasonsfor the excellence
Df articles of exceptional merit, and who do not lack courage to go
elsewhere when a dealer offers an Imitation of any well known
irticle; but, unfortunately, there are some people who do not know,
nd who allow themselves to be Imposed upon. They cannot expect
ts beneficial effects if they do not get the genuine remedy.
To the credit of the druggists of the United States be It said
at nearly all of them value their reputation for professional
integrity and the good will of their customers too highly to offer
Imitations of the
Genuine Syrup of Figs
rcmeJ
:&f?4j thefav
WtiM of their
if.
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., and In order
to buy the genuine article and to get its beneficial effects,
one has only to note, when purchasing, the full name of
the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printedon tne
front of every package. Price, 50c per bottle. One size only.
,,,s
teiiqm-
B1ulft?frreaerVea
TjseM.waT.lii aa r.gjf...
ary.
"I shotilJ eoy ao; sue won a ten-
dollar prize rrom tne i.ncnes uwn
Journal with an article on 'How we
managed to save enough In two year
to move twice and pay the plunder for
connecting he gas range.' "Puck.
"I exiiect" ald the fair moid, who
hud talked for fifteen consecutive min
ute Without permitting him to get lu
. .,ir.l wlirewav. .''you are tired of
hearing me talk."
N'ot at all.", replied the gallant
young man. "I get shaved at a bar
ber and am used to that sort of thing."
"Why should we give so much atten
tion to military acience ana naval
qulpmentT" ald the benevolent man;
"war U, at best terrible thing."
"Tea," answered the practical citizen,
"but when It come to a question ol
conquering or being conquered. It
doesn't take me a minute to make my
chide of two evils." Washington
Star.
WaitrS tCsTari.
So Mis Chatter called to see yon
the other day. I don't supiH.se you got
a chance to open your mouth "
"Oh I ye, almost continuously."
"You dldT"
"Ye, yawning; but ebe never took
the hint" Philadelphia Press.
Kaaralr.
He How long la It since we met?
She About two marriage ago.
Judge.
Patience Is the test Investment a
married woman can make, and the sec
cud best I cook bock.
ler Plrat Yeatore.
Sullle bud her first Tenttire at cook
ing dinner In her own liomo, which
passed successfully, and they est In
silence at opposite ends of the table,
wondering at the novelty of It all, and
gar.lng at each other. "Honestly, hon
estly, on your word of honor did you
like It Willie?" she asked, finally.
"Never enjoyed anything so much In
my life." suld Willie, and swallowed
a lump. "Kvcrythlng. everything
from soup to pudding?" '"Kvery mouth
ful, from soup to pudding." ho answer
ed,, bravely. "Oh, I'm so relieved,
then," she replleil. 'You see. I forgot
to order the syrup for the pudding, and
I bad to have something, ao I took
your cough syrup, and I waa so afraid
you'd taste It" Holler Monthly.
It tint Him.
A brief sermon on "Jonah" waa that
of one of the colored brethren of "be
fore Uie war," who snld:
"It don't matter what sort of a fish
It w dat swallowed Jonah. Ie fact
remains tt sho' got him!" Atlanta
Constitution.
INDUSTRY OF BUTTON MAKING
It Started In th Relaa of Elisabeth
first I'sclorr Here.
The handy little button, which doe
imtKjrtant duty today not only aa a
convenient fastening but aa a decora
tion, ha been In general use for a com
paratively short time, aaya the New
York Herald. It was not till the reign
of Elizabeth that buttonmoklng be
cume an Industry, though prior to that
time buttons, usuully mode of precious
metals, were used by the people of
wealth.
The first button establishment In
tbl country I supposed to have been
founded In Philadelphia prior to 1750.
Hrass was the muterlal used then.
Late In the century another factory
wa started in Philadelphia, where
wooden button were made. It wa
necessary at the time of the revolution
ary war to Import from France the
button used by continental soldiers.
The first metal button factory In Wa
torbury. Conn., which Is now the cen
ter of the metul button Industry, wa
established Just prior to 1800.
Samuel Willston of Kastlmmpton,
Mas., founded the Industry of manu
facturing by machinery buttons covered
with cloth. The process has been great
ly Improved until now nearly all the
work Is done automatically. Until
lls2, however, tbe lasting and other
part used to cover buttons were Im
ported. Now, for the most part, they
are made In this country.
The manufacture of vegetable Ivory
buttons, the raw material for which la
a seed of a South American palm, was
Introduced In 1ST.0. These buttons.
dyed In various colors and made In va
rious pattern, are still very popular.
Tbe next step wa the manufacture of
composition button. They are .made
In many colors and designs. Horn and
certain other material are also used.
Lnrlng the last ten years the manu
facture of pearl buttons has become
most Important Its .development la
due to the discovery of the vast quan
tity of mussel shells In the Mississippi
river. Formerly these were considered
of no value, but so valuable are the
shells for this punose that a new and
Important Industry has sprung up In
Iowa and Illinois. In the last census
report the Industry was given a spe-
clul report
Though th manufacture of pearl
buttons I a comparatively new Indus.
try In this country, the value of tbe
product In 1000 formed forty-eight and
four-tenths per cent of the entire vol
ume of the button output. These In-
elude the mother of pearl buttons, made
from shell brought from South Aus
tralia and tbe South Sea Island, and
those made from the shell of the unlo,
which come from the Mississippi river.
Thee last are called fresh water pearl
buttons. In l.sno there was not a sin
gle fresh water pearl bntton mad In
the United State.
Th TrooM. I
"I wish you would send a man up
lo fix my typewriter."
"What seems to be th matter with
It?"
"I think th type Is pled J look at this
copy."
"It la not your typewriter, but your
atonographer that needa overhauling;
you'll have to do that youraelf." Hous
ton Post
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fot
any ease ot Catarrh that caunot be cured by
Hall's Catarrh cure
We, the underslnneJ. have known T. J.
Cheuer tor th last 1& jrears, and bellev him
perfectly honorable In all business trsmao
lions and financially able to carry out any ot
IlKstions matie Dy vneir nrm.
W siit k Taux. Wholesale Krugjl
WiiJHNO, KiHNAM AaUaviM, Mil
Th Neat .
"I don't want any government at
all." aald the anarchist
"Suppoae you aueceeded In abolish
ing the government?"
"Then I could atep In and atari one
of my own." Waahlngton Star.
To Break In New Shoes.
Always shake In Allen's Foot-Eae, a powder.
TtitiirM hot. eweatlne. arhlnc. swollen fet-t.
Cures corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. At
11 ririivffiat. Ami mhim atnrea. Ton't accept
any substitute. Sample mailed FREK. Address
Allen a. uimsMO, 1 Koy, n. 1.
U, Toledo, O.
holesal Urug-
''HallVt aia'rrh Cure Is taken Internally, act- business?"
Th Slaspl Trwta.
This," said the manufacturer proud
ly, "Is our lateat novelty."
"Very fair," remarked th visitor,
"but vou can't bold a candle to our
goods."
"indeed? Ar you In this lln of
Ins dlreotlr upon the blooU ana mucuue sur
faces ol tne system, i nt. .
sold by all lrugtis. Testimonials ire.
Hall's Family l'llls are thebesk
Her Motherly War.
"They say Mrs. Krankley makea regu
lar dolla of her daughters."
"Well, It's true. Site fairly stuffs them
with breakfast foodV
Mothers will find M-. Wlnslow's Soothing
Pyrup the best remedy tome (or their children
during the teething rerlod.
HI Corloelly Baclted.
Tbe sublect under dlscussino at the cor
ner grocery was the Panama canal.
"I've heard a good ileal, remnriea Air.
Wlpedunks, "about tnie cuieora cut.
Why In thunder non 1 some 01 m ur
pa por .print It?"
riT Permanently Cored. Ko fits or nervousness
rl lb afterflrstilfcy'suseoflir.Knne'sOrealNenr
J.etnr-r. I"nt fr free trlsl bp'tlesnd treatise.
Hr. H. li. Kline, Lul..li Area Bi.. i'hlladt-lphla, fa.
Waal I
"T knaw ha waa something of a celeb
rity, but I didn't know h waa rich. How
did he make bia money?".
"In dirt."
"Real estate or mining?"
"Neither. Ha wrote a book. Teu'va
read it. haven't you?"
No, I make gunpowder. rnuaaej
phla Preae
SEVEN YEARS OF SUFFERING.
A ra.lala I sstarsl.
"I see that a woman is lei ttirlng In
New York on 'How to Itecome a
Charming Conversationalist' "
"Of course only the plain women will
care for an accomplishment like that
'leveland Tlaln IValer.
The women are always talking of
the Impolltenca of Interrupting any
one who I talking, but It Is a mnn'a
opinion that It I more Impute to In
terrupt any one who I eating.
It seem to us that
the "atcrlea" ore old.
nine tenths of
A l'o(sse4 lasarewaloa.
"There I no doubt about It," said Mr.
Cumrox, "he la a cultivated musician.''
"And what la your Idea of a cultl
vated musician."
"On who playa thing you don't care
to bear and talks about them In a way
you can't understand," Washington
Star.
I.Ik Heat.
Knlcker What do you think of Nla
g.tra Falls?
Docker Well, from the amount of
wster I should say tber had been
some mighty careles blasting going o.
New York Sun,
They ar doing ao mucn singing at
weddinga of late that they ar becom
ing as depressing as funerals.
Ended at Last Through Using Doan's
Kidney Pill.
Mrs. Selina Jones of 200 Main St.,
Ansonl. Conn., Bays: "If it had not
been for Doan a Mi
ney Pills I would not
be alive today. Sev
en yeara ago I waa so
bail with pain in tbe
back, and so weak
that I bad to keep to
my room, and waa in
bed sometimes aix
weeka at a rpelt.
Beginning with
IAjSU I IVIUIIty rill, Ml SlUUIJ
neaa waa soon corrected, and inside a
week all the pain waa gone. I waa al
so relieved of all headache, diwy
spells, soreness and feelings ol languor.
I atrongly recommend Doan'a Kidney
Pilla.
Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box.
Foster-Millburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
HnwAHn V.. W KTON Assurer aim i iihmii.i,
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