Scrofula
Few are em in ly tree from It.
It may dvcl..p ao xldwly tut to raiu little If
ny diilurbaur iluriug' tha vsuula period of
Childhood.
It ma? then produce draprpala. catarrh,
and markr-l U?n J. wry to consumption, he for
uiiilfetiiiif Itaelf in much cutaneous erup
tion or sUuilular nwelliug.
It U bent to be ur that you art quit free
from it, ami you ran rely on
Hood's Sarsaparilla
to rM "you of it radically and permanently.
A'eept no suhatitute. but tniUt ou having"
llood's. Liquid or tahlota, 100 lloaea IL
Iter Steady IHet.
It wat Nov. 10. For even weok
In. Syuiiiilti.ton lm a btt'u killing off
tlie Hiii'iilu-t young roustrrs from lur
flix-k Mini eatins thorn. Now, with th
I'ilht of iliMjieiHtiou In licr face, she
IouiIihI nix of tlio m, (IreHKi'.l, Into the
old tmy, put a tmsket of ea uiulcr
the sent, mid act off for Ilelltown Cen
ter, determined to trado all tlx if nee
e.Hry for a mesa of jilaln corned beef.
A she paxed the "Orthodox"
church threw women emerged from
the baxenient and balled her.
"O Mary Symiuliiijton!" they cried.
MAra you coming to our church aup-
rrr
"Whoar she aid. "When ta It?"
"To night, In the town hall. It's 23
cents."
Mra. Symuilngton nodded scqules
cence. Here wan aomethlng better than
he had hoped for.
"Of course I'll come." she aald. Til
go back for niy nieu-folks. What you
going to have?"
Three eager women gathered breath
for a simultaneous glad cry. It came
an Instant later:
"Chicken le! Plenty of chicken pie
for everybody I"
Oae Way Oat. '
"What?" exclaims the vexed wife.
'You forgot to get the tickets for the
matinee, after we have asked our
friends to go with us?v O, you dummy!
Now, what excuse can we make to
them? It Is too lute to Ret seats."
"Well," stammers the husband,
"couldn't we tell them we forgot they
were going?"
RHEUMATISM
CAN NOT BE
When the joints are sore and swollen, and the muscles throbbing with the
pain of Rheumatism, relief must be had at once, and it is natural to rub the
affected parts with liniments, oils, etc. This treatment docs pood in a way,
by temporarily relieving; the pain and reducing the inflammation, but has no
effect on the disease itself, because Rheumatism is more than akin deep ; it
is in the blood and cannot be rubbed away. Rheumatism is brought on by
Indigestion, weak kidneys, poor bowel action, stomach troubles and a gen
eral sluggish condition cf the system The refuse and waste matters, which
EUould be carried oil tnrougn tue nat
ural avenues of bodily waste, are
left to sour and form uric acid and
other irritating poisons which are ab
sorbed by the blood, making it thin,
weak and acrid. Then instead of
nourishing the different nerves, mus
cles, joints and tissues it fills them
With poison to produce the aches,
pains and other disagreeable symp
toms of the disease. Rheumatism
is usually worse in Winter for the
reason that cold and dampness are
exciting causes. The nerves become
excited and sting with pain, the mus
cles are sore and drawn, the joints
swollen and stiff and the sufferer
lives in intense agony; and if the
disease is not checked it often leaves
Its victims helpless cripples for life.
Rheumatism cannot be rubbed away
but it can be driven from the blood
by S. S. S. Being a perfect blood
purifier this great remedy soon pro-
duces a complete chancre in the en
tire circulation ; the thin, acrid blood is
through the body nourishes and soothes
PURELY VEGETABLE.
for another attack. Do not waste time trying to rub Rheumatism away, but
get it out of the blood with S. S. S. so that the cold and dampness of Winter
will not keep you in continual pain and agony. Special book on Rheuma
tism and any medical advice will be given free.
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, CA
Get What You Ask For!
THERE Is a Reason
Why the Cood People cf
America buy Cascarets as
Fast as the Clock Ticks.
Every second some one, somewhere,
ts Buying a little Ten-Cent Bo of Cas
carets. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 40 times to the Mnutn,
60 Minutes to the Hour, 3600 Boses ait
Hour, 36,000 Boies a Da of Ten Hours,
1,030,000 Boxes a Month, and then some.
Think cf It 220,000 People take a
Cascaret tablet each day. Millions use
Cascarets when necessary.
The Judgment of Millions ef Bright
Americans Is Infallible. They have been
Buying and Taking Cascarets at that rate
lor ever Six years.
It Is not an Experiment, not an Aecl
Jent or Incident, but a sound. Honest
Business, based onTlme-Trled-and-Tested
Merit, never found wanting. .
There U a Reason.
Cascarets are tha Implacable foe ef
All Disff' Cerrnsj the Incomparable
cleanser, purifier and strengthens of ths
entire Digestive CanaU
They Art liVe Exercise en the Bowel
Musclesrmake them strong and active
able to Help Themselves do their work
keep themselves clean.
Cascarets are the safe-guard of Innocent
CWldhocd against the Dreadful Death
dealing Dang-rs that threaten the Lives
f the Little Ones.
They axe" Purely Vegetable, absolutely
ttrmles, always Reliable and Efficient,
RAN EMPTY TRAIN.
Hat at rM(rr (run Jrreey City
to rittal.ara t:tpea.l,e Trie.
It cost the IVinHvlvanla rnl!roid
and the I'ulliuun Tula't' t'ur Company
fl-3 on L'hrUtn as day to run a train
without any puHHengera from Jersey
City tf rittxlmrif. The train, the
I'eii'ifylvanlu limited, one of the first
ou the road, consisted of an engine
hagxage car, diner and tlireo (tmcln-x
when It pulled out of Jersey City at
11:2-1 a. in. on Monday, and when It
reached Pittsburg at 0:X1 oYlixk that
nlfe'lit, the only i.ssiikt It oorileJ
were the three change of l'ennsylvanl:t
crewa and the regular 1'ullnian crew.
The run was strictly according t i
schedule, but not a ticket wa pil'iched.
not a meal was served, or a pltve ol
baggage handieil. Nut oily worked but
the engineers and firemen.
Three cooks basted fowl and created
good thing In the culinary line for
four waiter to serve the passengers
who didn't come. A tmrlier waited In
vain for "Next!" and the Pulinan con
ductor had plenty of time to admire
hi new uniform. All thl cost the
company, founded by the late George
Pullman, good cash, and, as for the
Pennsylvania, why, there were three
conductors who didn't conduct, while
twelve brakemen and three buggnc;e
masters twirled their thumbs Instead
of lantern, flag or trunks. A lone sten
ographer had time to waste, and the
wear and tear ou the train, the equip
ment of whl5h represented about fl'v
000, kept on with every turn of the
wheels.
It Is doubtful If a railroad train ever
made such a run before. Joseph Itrown.
the Pennsylvania conductor who had
charge of the train from Jersey City
to Philadelphia, said that In hi forty
five years as a railroader he never re
membered such an ocuerreuce. New
York American.
Ulster I.IUed Him.
"Have you any reason to Ix-llevs that
your sister likes me, Willie?"
"Course she does. Just yesterday I
heard her say, 'Nobody could help llkln
the dear old easy mark.'" Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
RUBBED AWAY
Whila at work for the T. 0. & V. R. K.
in tha swampy refrton, I contracted
Rheumatism anrtwaa completely help
leas for about four month, and spent
over $ 160.00 with dootora, bvtrotworit
very day, and finally quit them and be-
Iran o. a. a. i toon a raw Duties am
was cured sound and well. My health
1 now splendid, and I weiarh 175
pounds. There la a lady Urina- near ma
who is now taklna- 8. S. 8. for aoute
Rheumatism. For two months she oould
not turn herself in bed, but since beirln
nine; your medicine about three woeka
ago has improved rapidly, and la now
able to sit up. I can recommend 8. 8. ti.
to all aunerlns; uouKnAumutiim.
Vlah, M.O. 8. O. LA831XEB.
I was severely troubled with Rheum.
tiara. 1 had It In my kneea, letca and
ankles, and any one who haa ever had
Kheumatiain knowa bow excruciating
the pain la and how It interferes with
one at work. I was truly in bad shape
bavin? been bothered witli It fur ten
year, off and on. A local physician ad
vised me to ue S. S. 8. I did so. After
taklnir two bottles I noticed tha sore
nesa and pain were irreatly reduced. I
continued tha medicine and was thor
oughly cured: all pain, soreness and in
flammstion -one. I recommend 8. S. 8.
to all ilueutnauo sufferers.
J. L. AGNEW,
803 E. Greenbrier St. Mt. Vernon, O.
made pure and rich, and as it goes
the irritated nerves, eases the throb
bing muscles, ana dissolves ana carries
out of the system the irritating particles
in the joints which are keeping up the
pain and inflammation. S. S. S. cures
Rheumatism permanently,' and in addi
tion tones up the digestion and stimu
lates the different members of the body
to their full duty so there is no cause
a true, faithful, loyal servant of Mankind.
Over Five MM Hons of Dollars have
been Spent to make the merits of Cas
carets known, and every cent of It would
be lost, did not sound merit cLilm and
hold the constant, continued friendship.
Patronage and Endorsement of well
pleased people year after year.
There Is also a Reason
jWhy there are Parasites who attach,
themselves to the Healthy Body of Cas
caret's success Imitators, Counterfeiters,
Substltutors.
They are Trade Thieves who would
rob Cascarets of the "Cood Will" cf the
people, and sneak unearned prcfl'Sj
earned and paid for by Cascarets.
A Dishonest Purpose means a Dishonest
Product and a Disregard of the Purchas
ers' Health or Welfare.
Beware cf the Slick Salesman and Ms
ancient "Just as Cood'' story that com
mon sense refutes.
Cascarets are made only by the Sterling
Remedy Company, and the famous litUe
Ten Cent "Vest Pocket" bos ts hers
shown. They are never sold In bulk.
Every tablet marked "CCC."
Be sure you get the genuine.
17 TRIE TO OUR FRIENDS!
ws wsnt te send te imr frltiit a twiot'.'nl
rritch-erslrned. GOLD PLATLD BONBON BOX.
kir-namflea hi. cetera. It it s tx-iotr fcr tbt
srrulne Utile. I'll cat In Itamps it ukti at a
unsure of food fa'tti and ts cover cost of Cascareti,
Wttk whtBlKl"ZiIntr trinket It loaded,
Send to-dar, m'ntiontnt this MP". A4riri
SUrkaf KamsCr Um4nr. Caa sr Hw lata.
rvvfisi ii
r s ra
Pleasant Old Gentleman Have you
lived here all your life, my little mnur
Arthur (aged t$) Not yet Illustrated
Bits.
Mrs. pine How many times have
you been married? Mra. (iuliiflitly
I'm ashamed to tell you; only once.
Town Tojilcs,
Proeotlve 'Husband What mar
rliiKe ceremony do you prefer? Pros
pective Ilrhle (the fourth time) Catch
as catch can. Ex.
Parker I understand your wife la
pretty literary? Harker Well, she can
rend Henry James In the original with
out a pnuse! Puck.
"If It's a nice day, come and take me
out In your auto, Wednesday." "Hut
supiMise it's not a nice day?" "Come
the day before." Ex.
Johnny Come In. Bister's expeotln
you. Mr. Stellate How do you know
he Is? Johnny She's been sleetiln' all
the afternoon. Cleveland Leader.
"Do you believe In marrying a girl
for her money ?" "Not as a general
thing, but sometimes that's the only
way you can get It away from her."
Ex.
Mra. Economy How much are the
8ictacles? Oculist Two dollars. Mrs.
Economy Can't you knock off one dol
lar? Pin blind In one eye. New York
Mall. '
Gypsy Fortune-teller (seriously)
Let me warn you. Somebody's going to
cross your path. Motorist Don't you
think you'd better warn the other chap?
Punch.
She (thinking to take his mind off)
How restless the waves are, did. They
always seem to be clamoring for some
thing. Dad Well, they won't get It If
I can help It Rifin's Horn.
"I have no home " began the beg
gar. " "Sorry, old man," said the brisk
liedestrlan, "but I have only one. How
ever, If you'll pay my bills, I'll give you
that" Philadelphia Ledger.
Kedd Fine air up there In the coun
try where I've been. Greene Why
didn't you bring some of It back with
you? Hedd I did. It's In my automo
bile tires. Yonkers Statesman.
"I bear that the new star's acting
brought down the house." . "Yes, It did.
In one week It brought down the house
from eight hundred to ten people and
the ushers." Cleveland Lender.
Tired Thompson Wus yer ever be
fore a Judge? Frozen StlfTe I wus.
Tired Thompson What did ye git?
frozen StlfTe Life at hard labor. I
wua married by a Judge. Judge.
A man lost a leg In a railway acci
dent, and when they picked him up the
first word he snld was: "Thnnk the
Ixird, It was the leg with the rheuma
tism In It!" Atlanta Constitution.
Wife (to husband standing In front
of mirror with razor tn hand) Are
you shaving? Husband No, I am
blacking the kitchen range. Where are
you out driving "or at a matinee?
Detroit Journal.
le Style My wife tells me while out
In her auto you did lots of dnmngo.
Chauffeur Hut, sir, when you hired
me you said your wife wanted me to
run her suto In the worst way. Llp
plucott's Magazine.
She We ought to have nn upright
plnno for our new flat It would take
up less room than our square one. He
I can't afford to buy a new plnno.
You'll have to turn the square pluno
on end. Yonkers Statesman.
The Wife What luck. The Hushnnd
(wearily) None whatever. The Wife
Were there no nervnnts In the Intel
ligence office? The Husband (sadly)
Uits of them ; but they had all worked
for us before. Woman's Home Com
panion. Lady What Is the real difference be
tween an apartment, a fiat and a tene
ment house? Janitor In an apartment
the Indies don't hare no children; In a
a flnt they has one or two. More than
two makes any house a tenement mum.
Judge.
, The regular pntmn, a little pnje and
wan, dropped wenrlly Into a chair, and
took out his newspaper. "Steak, as per
usual?" said the waiter. "No; I am
tired to-night," the pntron answered;
"bring me a plate of hash." St Louis
Globe-Democrat
Little Hrother Do you know what I
think? Sister No; what is It? Little
Brother I think If I were not In the
riHim Mr. Jones would kiss you. Sister
You Impudent boy ! Inve the room
Instantly ! Translated for Tales from
Meggendorfer Illntter.
Old Lady (to chemist) I want a box
of canine pills. Chemist What's the
matter with the dog? old Lady (In
dignantly) I want you to know, sir,
that my hushnnd Is a gentleman. Chem
ist puts up some quinine pills In pro
found silence. Pick-Me-1" p.
"Say, lioss," said the nigged Individ
u.il, "are you n phlhuit roplst?" "Yes,
my mnn," answered the well groomed
one, "I lelleve I nmy'say that I am."
"Hat's wot I wur. afraid of. Kin yer
put me wise to some common gent that
would give a poor devil a dime?"
Cleveland lender.
Tourist What's the crowd dowu at
the court house? Native Oh! they'r
tryln' the case o' Sam Johnson, sub.
Tourist Sam Johnson? Why, he wat
the man who was lynched yesterday,
wasu't he? Native Vans, suh, but to
day some o' tlie boys got to feelln' cur
ous to know whethah he was Innocent
or guilty, suh. Philadelphia Press.
Tk I'aatlrituaa Halt.
"Curious name that prominent Chi
naman vho Is touring the country
has."
"What Is ltr
"Chew."
"He ll have to change It to Masti
cate If he expects Itoaton to twlcoins
him." Cleveland Plain Ialer.
AkiMlat.
"Who Is The Autocrat of the Break
fast Table'?"
"Our Hired Girl." Cleveland Leader.
A HUSBAND AS THE PRIZE.
Slraaa ( ' Welt the Fir.
tlelpaala Wmrm Huaiii.
The Joint blrtay of King Carlos
of Portugal aud hi cousort was cele
brated, ut a vllluge uear lirugu lu a
novel way. A handsome young fann
er named Coulhe, for whom severul
local beuutles had long sighed lu vain,
determined to sacrifice his freedom by
offering himself as a prize to her who
should be euccetisful lu a bullock race,
says Londou Tit Hit.
Seveu handsome peasant girls ap
peared at the starting point riding
bareliucked ou bullocks with deeorated
horns aud tails. A capital start was
effected, but ere half the distance had
been traversed the favorite was
thruwu and displayed her chagrin by
seizing the tall of the second bullock
lu au endeavor to Impede a rival's
progress. This resulted lu an uniHipu
lur competitor coming lu first, where
at the onlookers were so disgusted
that they ducked the Judge In a pond.
New Hruuswlck was the scene, four
years since, of a bicycle race, over a
course of two miles, between a couple
of girls who were rivals for the affec
tion of an eligible swalu. The prize
himself, with a parson by his side, took
his stand at the winning post, and no
sooner had the winner, Miss Nellie
I o n nelly, passed the goal than the
ceremony was performed and the new
ly married couple left the ground amid
the acclamations of the large con
course that had witnessed the contest
To run to a point some hundred
yards distant, there to change dresses
for others laid lu readiness on Jhe
ground and to return to the starting
point was the trial undertaken last
year at Hrusaels by some half dozen
women to decide which should wed a
man who bad offered himself as a
prize to the winner. On the word be
ing given, one at once dropped to the
rear and Jogged on quite unconcerned
ly, for she was aware that the sleeves
of the dresses laid out for her rivals
had been sewn up. The confusion con
sequent on this enabled her to win the
race and the prize, who. It Is more
than likely, was well aware of the
ruse.
The keeper of a Havre restaurant
some eight years back offered himself
as a prize to be run for In an obstacle
rnce by yeung women. Here, too,
suspicion pointed to the result having
beeu previously arranged, for the lust
difficulty to be overcome consisted of
wriggling between two bars so close
together that none but the slimmest
could pass. Six out of seven competi
tors were thus put out of the race,
which was won by a wisp of a girl,
who, negotiating the narrow space
with little trouble, carried off Boni
face, In accordance, probably, with
that wily man's Intention.
The first prize In a cookery compe
tition held at Vienna In the early '80s
was a young man, the owner of a pork
butcher's establishment, In whose de
clared opinion good household manage
ment was an Indispensable necessity
In married life. Some score or more
spinsters and widows displayed their
culinary skill, that of a professional
cook being accounted forthlest of the
prize. The young man, however, stul
tified the decision of the Judges by
eloping with the prettiest of the com.
petltors.
Equally perfidious was the conduct
of a young Liverpudlian who some
years bnck offered his hand and for
tune as first prize for a sack race, over
fifty yards, to be competed or by girls
under 25 years of age. At the goal he
stood ready to surrender himself to
the winner, but when he recogulzod
In the leader a gaunt woman of noto
rious temper his courage failed hi in
and he fled. The balked womnnthreat
ened both law proceedings and per
sonal chastisement, but was at length
mollified by sutllcleut money to set her
up In business.
The Meanest Womaa.
Miss Caroline Powell of Boston. Is
the only woman wood engraver In
America. Miss Powell was a pupil of
Timothy Cole and at a dinner recent
ly she snld of her master:
"Mr. Cole had a horror of stingy
persons. He was continually railing
against such people, continually point
ing out to us glaring examples of
meanness and greed.
"He snld one dny that he had heard
that morning of the meanest woman
In the world.
"She called before breakfnst at the
house of a neighbor of his and said:
" 'Madam, I see that you have ad
vertised In the papers for s cook.'
" 'Yes, I have,' returned the other,
'but surely you are not after the
place?
"'No,' snld the stranger, 'but I only
live two blocks away from you and
since I need a cook myself I thought
you might send to me all the appli
cants you reject' " Kansas City Jour
nal. Hart pat of the Shears.
A reporter recently took a Journey
of considerable length for the purrx'"
of Interviewing a rising literary light
as to his next novel. On reaching the
house he discovered the author seat
ed In his garden, engaged In earnest
conversation with a little boy who had
a large towel pinned around his neck.
The author received his visitor cor
dially, but seemed rather absent mind
ed. "Are you willing to tell me a lit
tle about your next Important work?"
asked the resrter. The literary man
clicked a wlr of shears snd patted the
boy on the slioulder. "We were Just
talking Rtmut It ss you came up," he
snld. "Willie thinks I can do It with
a bowl, but I think I can do It with
out What would you advise? You
see, tils mother has always cut It be
fore, but slie's awsy Just now I"
Eiipit4 x rit,
Teas Of course, I knew that May
snd Hess were bitter enemies, bnt do
you mean to tell me they actually en
gaged In a (1st fight?
Jess Tes.
Tess Why, whst a scsndal! I de
clare I
Jess Oh. nobody noticed it They
went to a bargain store to do it
Philadelphia Press.
Is It Your
Own Hair?
Do you pin your hat to your
own hair? Can't do it?
Haven't enough hair? It must
be you do not know Aycr's
Hair Vigor I Here's an intro
duction! May the acquaint
ance result in a heavy growth
of rich, thick, clossy hair! And
weknour you'll neverbcijray.
- I ttttnk tTiat Avrr'i ?tlr Vlitnr It tti mnat
womlHrful hir nrur lht rr marts. I
hmv u"1 It fir win tltliff And I run truth
full? Mf thMl I ru arritlf lMt with It. I
rhevrfully rftrMMmt.-ntl it mb t .plHiiiiiit prepa
iUub." u V. llaocK, WtyUiid. Mich.
MwU brJ.O.l y.r Co., Low.ll,
aiAuuAoiurars ar
7 SABSAPARtLUL
UMjers
PILLS.
CHLKRY PECTORAL.
Seeuad-llaad.
Ascutn Why, I thought Crlbber one
of the wittiest comedians on the
Vaudeville stage. Apparently you
didn't like the sort of Jokes he uses.
Reedlt Oh, but I do. That's why
I couldn't laugh at him. He snd I
seem to rend the same Joke papers.
Philadelphia Press.
Deafness Cannot Be Cured
br local applications aa they cannot reach the
dlwawd purllim ol lbs aar. 1 tare is onljr cue
way to cure dvaiuvH, and that is by eotiititu
tloual routed les. lafuM is rauiu-d tijr aa In-
nararu eonuiiiun ol the mucous linlUK tl the
Kumachiau Tube. When this tuba Uiuflanied
vuu bave a rumblln anund or liniierfert lu-ar-IiiK,
and when It laeuilrelr eluactl, lieatncu is
the re.au It, and unleas tha Inilamniatiou can t
taken out and this tule re-tmed to Its normal
condition, hearing will be deatroyed forever;
olue rates out ol ten are caiiaod by Catarrh,
which Is nothing buwau lallauied condition of
thwiuucous luriacea.
We will give one Hundred Dollars for any
caae ol Peafneaa (canned by catarrh) that can
not be cured bjrli all's Catarrh Cure, eeud lor
Circulars, true.
r. 3. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by Iruirlita, 1m.
tlaU's lauiily 1 Ills are the best
Too Keallalle.
Mrs. Gaswrll Is your nieca still do
ing art work?
Mrs. Suililen-Clymer Yes, Indeed.
The other day she painted a bunch of
gulden rod so lifelike and natural that
it gives me the liny fever every time I
'ook at it. Chicago Tribune.
TO t'CKK A CO Ml IN ON It PAY
Tnkel.AXATIVK llltnMiHMinlneTalileu. Dme
gtMtii refund money If it ntl a to curt). K. W,
UltoWb algnalure la ou each boi. 26c.
From PI if to Pork.
rnsserby Is that your pork down
there on the road, guv'nor?
Farmer rorkl What d'ye mean?
There's a pig o' mine out there.
rasserby Ah, but there's a motor
car Just been by. London Punch.
You Can Ott Allen's Foot-Ease FRH3.
Write Allen 8. Olmaled, la Foy.N. Y., for a
free sample of Allen's Foot-Fane. It cures
sweating, hot swollen, aching feet. It makes
Hew or tight ihoea eajr. A certain cure lot
Corns, In growing nalla and bunions. All drug.
glswaelllt. it. lon't accept auy substitute,
Blarrlaaro aa aa laatltatloa.
The historical facts concerning mnr
rlngcasan institution are probably only
vaguely known to the majority of peo
ple, most of whom would doubtless be
surprised to lenrn that he Institution,
as we know it to-day, Is less than 5K)
years old. Histories of the marriage
ceremony show that It was not solem
nized In church as a religious rite until
the time of Pojie Innocent III., A. I.
11DS, and was not considered a sacra
mcnt until 1413.
Hadn't Dirat Mark.
Elderly Relative (to schoolgirl)
Amanda, you are looking pale. You
must not be too ambitious. Tell me
the truth, now ; haven't you been burn
ing the mldidght oil?
Miss Amanda (her paleness all
gone) Why, yes,- auntie. Put but
not much ; we turned the lamp down
very low Indeed. Detroit News.
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company
the front
Na Baataaaa.
Ths friend of a young physician
tarted for a little western town and
promised to telegraph If the settlement
tppeared to be a good ii'nlng In the
nedlcal line. Some weeks later the
physician received the following min
tage: "Come at once. All's well."
To which the physician rescinded:
"What's the use of coming If sll's
sell? I had better locate where they're
tl! sick."
A Ul'AHtMKKp 11 KK KOH I'lI.KH.
Itrtihic. HI ml, II illn. Inilrullti( I'llM. Iirilir-ki-in
art. uiiih-irixrti lu rwii'iit until, y If ft'AO
ul.vi jitN 1 la I. wcura iui iulua. tuc
Tkurk,
"I hear," said one financier, "that
Mr. Rockefeller Is bathing his feet In
the early morning dew to benefit bis
health."
"Yes," replied the other. "Having
gotten all there Is out of oil, be Is
going to try water." Washington Star.
PITA Permanently Cured. Ko fluer BrvouinMS '
I I I u .n.r Hrvt iImv'. uu of lip k lln.'.iiM Sm
itcliirer. Bend fur I re ' trial h lie anil treating !
Ut. M.U. anu, L4J..IWI An-h ni., fblladelitila, l'a
A f'arvfal Pallvat.
A woman whose tbront had troubled
her for a long time, says a writer In
the Philadelphia Public Ledger, grew
Impatient at the slow progress she
was making, and made complaint to
her doctor, who said:
"Madam, I can never cure you of
this throat trouble unless you stop
talking, and give your throat a com
plete rest."
"Hut, doctor," objected his patient,
"I'm very careful what I say. I nev
er use harsh language or anything of
that kind."
Mothers will And ate. Wlnalow'a Soothing
Ryrup the beat remedy to use (or their children
during the teething rrlod.
At tk Hotel.
Quest Didn't I telegraph for the
best room In the house?
Clerk Yes, sir.
Guest Why didn't you save It for
me?
Clerk I've already given the best
room In the house to fifty people to
night, and I thought you wouldn't like
to be crowded. Cleveland Leader.
For forty years Plso's Cure for Con-
IruggUts. Price 23 euuU.
A Good Club.
"The weather mau said It would rain
to-day and I am glad I carried my um
brella." "Hut it didn't rain at all to-day."
"I know It didn't, but I met the
weather mon on the street and I used
the umbrella to sttt him good aud
bard." Philadelphia Press.
Modern Adrert lalaat.
First Actress Have you bad your
diamonds stolen lately?
Second Actress No; I quit that sev
eral years ngo.
First Actress What's your game
now?
Second Actress Running down
prominent citizens In niy auto.
WANTED
A bright man with team in your coun
ty. Heady work and good wages to right
man. References required. For par
ticulars address
KOCH V. T. CO.
Box X Winona, Minn.
SEE.
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aualilr. When your fnilier i.lariled
true ever elnca. We ara eiperte la
traled, Irwe to al applluauta.
q. M. FERRY 4 CO., Detroit, Mich.
IVai iieai iie jiy;ia nui,a i. aw I
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If more than orJinary skill in playing brings the honors of the
game to the winning player, so exceptional merit In a remedy
ensures the commendation of the well informed, and as a reason
able amount of outdoor life and recreation is conducive to the
health and strength, so docs a perfect laxative tend to one's
Improvement In cases of constipation, biliousness, headaches,
etc. It Is all-important, however, In selecting a laxative, to
choose one ot known quality and excellence, like the ever pleas
ant Syrup or Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Svrup
Co., a laxative which sweetens and cleanses the system effect
ually, when a laxative Is needed, without any unpleasant after
effects, as it acts naturally and gently on the Internal organs,
simply assisting nature when nature needs assistance, without
griping, Irritating, or debilitating the Internal organs In any way,
as it contains nothing of an objectionable or Injurious nature.
As the plants which are combined with the figs in the manu
facture of Syrup of Figs are known to physicians to act most
beneficially upon the system, the remedy has met with their
general approval as a family laxative, a fact well worth con
sidering in making purchases.
It is because of the fact that SYRUP OP FIGS
is a remedy of known quality and excellence, and approved by
physicians that has led to its use by so many millions of well
informed people, who would not use any remedy of uncertain
quality or Inferior reputation. Every family shouIJ have a
bottle of the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a
laxative remedy Is required. Please to remember that the
genuine Syrup of Figs i3 for sale In bottles of one size
all reputable druggists and that full name of the
California Fig Syrup Co., is plainly printed on
of every package. Regular price, 50c per bottle.
AUF9RNIA Fig Syrup (q
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Portland Trade Directory
Names n4 AddrftHi la Portland ef Rcpra
scmatit Butincu tirma.
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liivi write lt,r ru--tt. fc ,Nlrd, t'Uik fc t'u.
Mllilt' I. AVI KllNH - W.'.l.r .... I'ortlnnO.
Lmi pric-a ui, ltiitet u auil Hiiu, a
1 I Al te llol HIV; Nii.p..r r., Ilnti-ea: Knit to
frit; fr uieuauri-im'iil l.tt.k: umuutiI, t tr kw.
lloitKHof all kimlM for ante at ri-ry reaauuable
inea. luquir .7 rrtuit L
TKt'Hrtr'H aent un app-nval: ffuarmntea St In
Uiual Ullllrull t-aiM-ei U uuuanl, Clarke A Ilk
KWFKT I'K.AM Kenrt Mr for H'k w. tl Ka'.rUold
Meitai pea. J.J. ItuUt-r, Im r rum m rwu
AltllKICIAL KYKM: eyrry ha.lr ami hH-: as
aurtmeut aeitt ou apprutal; W uuuaiit, Cf ka t.o
C'nKAM H K P A K A To 11 S We guarantee I he t'.K.
et'pnrator In be tlie i-ni. mw lur Ire i-ala ug.
liiuclwtH! lu, 1 Hill and Uak.
MKN'Ht WITHINO Bultum A I'en.lleton. anle
at-n.a Allre, llei.jMiiiia eire-l clnlliea r.very
tiling iii nien'N turn Hliiiik'a. Alorriauu aud Siktb
Blrevte. Oppue.la poalullue.
THICK I.AM) IN OHHION u'ul.-r the Carey I rrt-
atlnn act. Ieel d re-l lrlll atlile. VV rile ItHlMV.
took let and ntni free. Ii. Cuoke ai Cu.,
Alder atraei, I'urtlai d, ureguu.
FOI'I.THY HX)I If you want your bene te lay
oiiHtrkllKr.l.' im lur lr. particular aUiut I't
hl.NA loll. IKV rk.r !'.-- Acme Mill Co.,
I'ortiaOil, tiri-kuu.
TAII.OItM olumhla Woolen Milla Co.. Portland,
Ore. I'ent my le rlollien uiala lu uieaMur rheiiu.
tuirne I iiH-aMuremeiil avNleiu inaurea per. eel tit.
W rite fur Iree aAiitplea and prliva.
PIAN'OH A OltllANM oidist piano houae nn t'a
elliocoaat. Orvauit anil I'.auoi on eaey puynienia.
Write S.r 1 1st. l.el u uitote you a price, Alleudt
lillbert-Kainaker Co., rortlaiid, Oregon.
Oregon llerba Xiierlflc Sir all Kidney ami llla.Mer
Iroublea, (urea HACK At III.. I'rU-e Vic. Trial
aine aeul by mall lor 10c lu alaiupa. baud today
touia Third riu
Human Hair (loola Hwili-hea, TVjmpailnnra, Men's
Touneee and U lg: beat uumIIiv; loweal prx-eni
aend r.ir Iree prion Pel; mall onler a aperialiy.
Par a Hair Mure, Walilugiuu ou l i 1
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1 SLKIHRS-POMMEL 5LICKBS AND HAI5:
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AT PHILADELPHIA CHICAGO
AND OTHER exPOAITIONA
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Atlas Engines
Miny pro prctlvt purchiirri of cniinei tnd
boilers tte under the impte Mlonlhat brtiuir I tic
Ailn 'I hrottlini Engine ii of tilth high gride,
and bee a uk it it hi ted with a balance valve and
a main beating, auch aa only Corlisaenginraot
other makea cuntain, It ia neieaianiy of auch
price thai it la quite out ol their reach. Thtt it
not true. A:i Ailaa engine ia no higher In price
than any other engine, eicept, perhaps out
that la ana de entirely in foundry.
tor your information, therefore, w gWe for
the present an approximate price upon a
Throttling Atlaa Kngine. rang 4J to 60
norH Kwar of
$350.00
TMilnetudea engine complete with hand wheel, r'
governor, in route vaive, ino an regular i m tu
rning and rpreaenta the price deluered f. o.
b. can factory, or. If in stork at out Agencies
at any of the following points.
Norfolk, Vi. Minneapolis, MI no.
Anderson, 9. C. Omaha. Nrb.
August ja. New Orleans, I.a.
Montgomery, Ala. f.reenaboro, N. C.
Drs Moines, Iowa Memphis, 7nn.
Ahreveport, .a Hitmingham, Ala,
Ft. Smith, Ark. I.eavenwotth, Kat.
New Bern, N. C. Joplin, Mo.
Jacksonville, Fla Liidt Rotk, Ark.
Athens, Ga.
Atlas Engine Works
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