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Follow In if the example of many
European rltleii, Ix Angeles, Cal
will turn Griffith l'ark, with an area
of 3,0)0 acres of brush land, Into a
commercial forest, four experts, with
a Tlew to converting thla practlenlly
waste pleca of land Into a productive
forest, made a comprehensive planting
place for the trees, which will not
only pay for Its cultivation and care
through the sale of mature timber, but
will prove a constant source of pUa
ure and recreation for the citizens of
Los Angeles. Los Angeles Is the first
American city to adopt thla plan, but
It Is predicted that other municipali
ties In this country will soon follow in
Its footsteps.
Controlling Nature.
Everybody knows that of late years
natural forces have been wonderfully
subjected to man's need. We are
dazzled by the spectacular achieve
ments in steam and electricity, but are
likely to forget the less noisy but no
less marvelous conquest of animal and
plant life. Horses are swifter, cattle
heavier, cows give more milk and sheep
have finer fleeces than in days gone by.
In plants the transformation is even
more marked. People now living can
remember when the number of edible
fruits and vegetables was far lees than
at present and even those that could be
grown were vastly inferior to what we
now have. For example, our parents
knew soothing of the tomato, except as
a curious ornament in the garden.
Sweet corn was hardly better than the
commonest field sorts. All oranges had
seeds. Celery was little known and
poor in quality. In theHower bed the
magnificent pansy has replaced the in
significant heart's ease from which h
was developed, and the sweet pea in all
its dainty splendor traces its origin to
the common garden vegetable.
This progress has been made in spite
of the great tendency manifested in all
plants and animals to go back to the
original type. It is indeed a battle to
keep strains pure and up to the stand
ard they have already attained, let
lone any improvement. The practical
results are accomplished by men operat
ing largely for love of the work, like
Luther Bur hank, in California, and
Eckforil in England, as well as by the
great seed merchants, D. M. Ferry dt
Co., of Detroit, Mich., who are not
only eternally vigilant to hold what
ground has been gained, but have a
corps of trained specialists, backed by
ample means, to conduct new experi
ments. The results of their experi
ences can be found in their 11)06 Heed
Annual, which they will send tree to
all applicants.
Professional Jealousr.
"Mr. Dustln Ktax snys he Isn't going
to endow any more libraries."
"Hut I thought he was devoted to
literature. He has written hooks him
self. "
"That's the trouble. The people let
the dust lie on his books and stHud In
line to get 'Mazle's Wooing' and
When True Love Was In Bloom and
works of that character." Washing
ton Star.
CATAIffiH
Catarrh is usually regarded as nothing more serious than a bad cold or
light inflammation of the inner skin and tissues of the head and throat,
when it is, in fact, not only a vexatious and troublesome disease, but a com
plicated and dangerous one. It is true that Catarrh usually begins with a
cold in the head, but when the poisons, which are thrown off through the
secretions, find their way into the blood, it becomes a constitutional trouble
that affects all parts of the body. It has more annoying and disgusting symp
toms than any other disease. There is a sickening and offensive discharge
from the nostrils, a constant buzzing noise in the ears, headaches and pains
in the eyes are frequent, while filthy, tenacious matter drops back into the
throat requiring continual hawking and spitting, and in certain stages of the
disease the breath has an odor that is very offensive. Catarrh is worse in
Winter, because the cold weather closes the pores and glands, and the pois
ons and unhealthy vapors which should pass off that way are thrown back
on the tender linings and tissues, causing the inflammation which starts
the unhealthy secretions to be ab
sorbed by the blood. When the blood
becomes diseased with this catarrhal
matter all kinds of complications may
!e looked for. As the blood circu
lates through the body the foul mat
ter finds its way into the stomach,
ruining the digestion and producing
chronic Dyspepsia, or Catarrh of the
tnmirh It olio affects the KidnCVS.
Bladder and other members of the body, while the general health is weak
ened, appetite lost and the patient feels despondent and half sick all the time.
Eut worst of all, if the trouble is not checked the lungs become diseased from
the constant passage of poisoned blood through them, and Catarrh terminates
la Consumption, the most fatal of all diseases. You cannot get rid of Ca
tarrh by treating it with'sprays, washes, Inhalations, etc., because thry only
reach the membranes and tissues, while the real cause of the trouble is in the
blood. These relieve the annoying symptoms for a time, but the poison is
"all the while getting a stronger hold on the system and when they are left
off will manifest itself in worse form than before. S. S. S. is the greatest of
all blood purifiers, and when it lias cleansed the blood, this pure, rich stream
circulates through the body, carrying healthful properties to the diseased
Tarts. Then the inflamed membranes and tissues begin to heal, the dis-
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ease permanently, ana aiinesameumc du..u. -
tonic effect. S. S. S. is a purely vegetable remedy non-tnjuttous to the sys
tem d certain, reliable cure for Catarrh. Catarrh sufferers w.Il find our
free consulting department helpful in advising local ttment to be used
jarith s. s. a tnls win specific co a tiamja, oa
Home
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where cooJ coofcin? ii
loved, where the family enjoy the
finest of biscuit, doughnuts, cakes,
and pies and other food things every
day. The baking; is always delicious
and wholesome because
K C Da king Powder
the baking- powder of the wave
used.
C to-day I 25 ounces for
it isn't all that we claim,
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Send for "Book of Presents."
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Chicago.
Foaadatloa ef MirkTwili'i Fortaa
Mark Twain says that In his earlier
cays he did not enjoy the exceptional
prosperity which came later In bis ca
reer. It Is commonly the lot of genius
to suffer neglect at first and experi
ence did not affect his abiding good
nature. In a conversation with Wil
liam lHan Ilowells on one occasion the
subject of literature vicissitudes was
broached by the humorist.
"My difficulties taught me some
thrift he observed. "But I never
knew whether It was wiser to spend
my last nickel for a cigar to smoke or
for an apple to devour."
"I am astounded," observed Mr.
Ilowells, "that a person of so little
decision should meet with so much
worldly success."
Mark Twain nodded very gravely.
"Indecision about spending money,''
he aald, "Is worthy of cultivation.
When I couldn't dv?clde what to buy
with my last nickel I kept it, and so
became rich."
Votbrre will find Mm. Vfluslow'l Soothing
Byrup th beat remedy touu tor their children
during the toothing period.
Many horses ant mads vicious fron.
truul treatnieut.
Food lor Thoacht.
"I trust. Miss Cutting" remarked
young Borem, as he rose to depart
after a prolonged stay, "that I have
not taken up too much of your val
uable time."
"Not at all, Mr. Borem," replied the
fair damsel. "The time you have tak
en up has been of no value to me
whatever, I assure you."
Then he went forth Into the night,
and wandered homeward, wrapped In
a heavy mantle of thought. Chicago
Journal.
The Choice of the People.
When things began to go too "fast
and loose" in New York, the people
rose up in their wrath, got together and
elected a district attorney who makes
life miserable for wrongdoers. Jerome
flaunted the banner of no political
party; he was the people's choice.
rillsbury'a Vitos is the first choice
of all people who relish good things for
breakfast. It's dainty, delicious and
nourishing.
Were Tno Sorehead.
A well-known clergyman was telling
his Sunday school class the story of
the prodlgul son, and wishing to em
phasize tho disagreeable attitude of
the elder brother ou that occasion, be
laid special stress on this phase of
the parable. After describing the re
joicing of the household over the re
turn of the wayward son, Ik? spoke of
one who, In the ml. 1st of. festivities,
failed to share In the Jubilant spirit of
the occasion.
"Cau any one In the class," he asked,
"tell me who this was?"
A small boy who had been listening
sympathetically to the story, put up
bis band.
"I know," be said, beamingly, "It
was the fatted calf." Kan Frauclsce
Chronicle.
ANNOYING
DANGEROUS Several years kso my Mood was bst
nd I had In addition a dieaitful caae of
Catarrh. Mr noe was stopped up, I
had headaches, ring'tig noiees la my
ears and felt unlit for work. I com
menced tha use of 8. 8. 8). on the recom
mendation of a friend, and in a short
time It onred ma sound and well. Itput
my blood la sTooil condition and I have
never had tha sllirhteet retura of the
Catarrh since that time.
UKO. TJ. CASH,
No. S09 Edrar St. KmiUl., lad-
the system is strengthened, everyone
of the annoying and disgusting symp
toms pass awav. and the patient is left
in perfect health. S. S. S. is the best
remedy for Catarrh. It goes right into
the blood and removes a'.l effete matter
and catarrhal toison and cores the dis-
I : I I (V. anFi r i c t e n 1 KiV it fine
CimOXOLOQY OP 1903.
BRIEF RECORD OF YEAR'S PRIN
CIPAL EVENT.
lateraal Dlataraaaeae la Baaala, ill
laaepeateaee) la Werwer Claea
aC tba Wu la tae Kaet afaay
Greet Haaeae la Llet af DeaaV
Most significant of the events of
1006, because It Indicates unmistak
ably the Inexorable advance of man
kind toward high Ideals of liberty,
Justice and perfect civilization, Is the
political aud economic upheaval now
taking place In Kussla. Wearying
under a load ef taxation, ren
dered well-nigh unbearable by added
burdena Imposed by the prosecu
tion of a disastrous war, the
peasantry and common people started
a revolt against the tyrannical aris
tocracy, and have been able to force
from their unwilling ruler many con
cessions tending toward a free citizen
ship. Massacre and raplue, In which
the Jews were the chief sufferers, are
part of the price paid for the advan
tage gained. Another Impressive proof
of civilisation's advance Is the blood
less revolution by which Norway has
dissolved Its political connection with
Sweden and seated a king upon Its
long unusued throne. The recent ex
posures of graft and fraud In high
financial circles and last summer's la
bor troubles In Chicago are only Incl
dents of the constant conflict being
waged for the establishment of Jus
tice and fair treatment between man
and man.
The Russo-Jsitanese war, after a
brilliant aeries of land campaigns,
during which one after another of the
strongholds of the Russians in Man
churla fell Into the hands of their op
ponenta, and a decisive battle on the
6ea of Japan, that la said to have been
one of the greatest naval contests of
ill history, bss been brought to a
close, and largely, we believe, by
American Influence.
The completion of the great Slmplon
tunnel was the accomplishment of an
other great engineering feat, and the
Lewis and Clark Exposition in Tort-
land, Ore., presented to the world a
record of achievement In all lines.
Great disasters have been fewer
than usual, though tornadoes In Okla
homa and Kansas destroyed more
than five hundred lives, and earth
quakes, fire and railway wrecks have
done their dread work.
The year's list of famous dead eon
tains the names of many men and
women noted In the arts, statecraft,
philanthropy and business.
The principal events of 1000 are
briefly summarized belowt
Janaary.
f Surrender of Port Arthur.
8 Towboat Defender blown op on Ohio
Rlitr; 20 lives loet.
4 - Death of Theodore Tbomn, orcbeetre
leader.
5 Admiral Rojeatvenakv'e flagship Knlas
Eouvaruff buds off Madngaacar.
f-Heath of Loulae Michel, French an
archlat. 15 Combes' ministry In France reatgne.
16 Secretary Ha advlaea China to re
main neutral. .. .Earthquake at Shemakha,
ltuesla, buries hundreda of people.
IS Kud of teillle atrlke Id Fall River,
Maes.
lit Atte.npt to aaaaaalnats Csar sod Rus
sian roval family.
22 Massacre of worklngmen by Csar's
troops In St. i'etereburg.
2l Hevolt apreada through Ruaalao
Cltlea.
2.1 Liberals defeated In Ontario general
elections. .. .Csar leaues proclamation prom
lslng reforma.
29-Kournpatkln's army driven back from
Bendepee by Gen. Oku'a forcea.
SO caar algna document granting great
reforms to Ruaalao people.
February.
1 2 Kitreme cold war sweepa Northern
Stales and Canada. Olendlve, Mont., baa
temperature of (V4 degreee below sero.
7-l'eaih of Joseph II. Man lev of Main.
....Senate paaaea Statehood bill.
8 - Itixiaevelt snd Fairbanks declared elect
ed after count of electoral votea In Con
gress.
w-innise paaaea Townsend Each railway
rate bill.
10 -Death of Hon. Cha. II. Uackley of
Muskegon, Mich.
13 -Severest cold wave of winter.
1R Death of Uen. I-ew Wallace.
le) Death of Jay Cooke, noted financier.
IT lira nd Duke Hergtns killed by bomh
In Mnirow. .. .Francea VIUard statue dudl-
cated In Statuary Hall, Washington.
ifo Mploolon In Virginia c ity coal mines.
Dear ltessemer, Ala., entnmlia 1R2 miner.
....Fire dealroya ulers and stilus at Charlee
town, Mm
7 Horlne or Blmplon tonnel under the
Aljie la Unbilled.
ift-lt.iXJii.iaa (Ire In Hot Springs. Ark.
....North Sea Cnmmlaalon announces de
cision ayalnat Ruaxla.
2v Illlnola Central terminate la New Or
leana burn with loe of .VMMK. .. .Thirty-
re miners tinea uy eipioeioa at Vtllcoe,
V. Va
27 Death of Ceo. S. Boutwell of Maaaa-
chuaetia. ... Judge Swayue of Florida ac
quitted by Culled Statea Senate. ... Eleven
fiereona killed j collapas of church floor
o Brooklyn. N. x .
2 -Death of Mrs. I.eland Stanford Ir
llooolulu.
March.
8 Ciar of Russia algna rescript giving
people s right to repreaentatloo In law
making body ... .Thirty persona killed In
wrec of Inauguration apeclal trtlna near
rittaburg.
-Roosevelt Is Inaugurated. .. .End of
ftfttb Con irreea. ... Will J Deris and two
others Indicted aa responsible for Iroquois
(Ire. . . .Chaa. Thomas found guilty of Ma
bel Bccfleid murder.
T Rig traction atrlk begins In New
York.
ft-Japanse win battle of Mukden, after
elghteen days' fighting.
10 Mukden captured by Japaneae.
11 -Mrs. Chsdwlik eouvb'ted of conaplr
acv In Cleveland.
i Nineteen lives lost In New Tork tene
ment house Are.
11- Deaih of Gen. Joseph R. tlawley of
Coiitectlrut.
1 1, Twenty four miner killed by ei
ploelnn In mines near Thurmond. W'. Va.
'.. -Kipli.nlon and (Ire In Brockton, Mass,
shoe fa'-torv causes 1. deaths.
2 Death of Jules Verne.
April.
8 Preeldent Rooeevelt leaves Waahlnrton
en vacation trip. . . . Einloslon In Letter
mine at Zelgb r, 111., kills thirty five men.
....Russian artillery depot In Harbin blown
op aud seventy Are men killed.
Botaaleal.
W must cnnilon
Milady's fa .la,
And dumbly own
That I.ily ps.ls.
r. o.
HsslH t ovee It.
"Lovely sleoplng nymph," Isn't It?"
"Ye es."
"Io you notice the glamour the art
ist has thrown over It?"
"No, I don't. Hut If It wss mine I
would throw a horse blanket over It."
Gettlasr AloaaT.
"Let's see; Wlllyums wss married a
little over a yrar ago, wasn't he? now
does he snd his wife get along f
"Splendid."
That's food."
"lea, they're divorced now.
V Kartsqasiee la Ts4ts aevaetate aide
range i seuatry snd destroy Suadreds 4
line.
e Chicago tee meters strike la sympathy
with garnteut workers.
S CeUapee ef water reservoir at Madrid
kills -er Injure suu pereoua. .. .bstUesUla
Ulnneeot launched
IS Uard treat damages ear's fruit sag
(srdea truck la Ceuirsl sad Souther
tale.
17 Four boys killed la pants la lodlaae
Siie' MewMi 4euye.
20 Thirteen lives lost In burning ef ca
vnt In St. Genevieve, Quebec.
23 Death of JoeepB Jeffereun.
24 Frank ti blgelow, preeldent ef Mil
waukee rtrat National Bank, acknowledge
himself s defsolter for l,fcJj,uK of bauk a
funds. .. .leamatere' strike In Chicago sup
posed to b ended. ...Karthquake Deaf
Bombay, India, kill fifty person.
US Chicago teaiuttere' atrlke on again.
2 Deeih of Uen. Fltabugh I.ee. . . . KtoW
Ing la Chi. ago.. ..Tornado at Lared, Tea.,
kill all teen persona.
SO Thirteen miners killed by eiploeioa
sear WUburlun, Ok.
Mar.
I On hundred persona killed la disturb
ance l Poland.
2 4 berloua strlks riots In streets of Chi
cago. A Pat Crow give himself op to authori
ties In Omaha, but disappear later. .
u Tornado destroy s thirty Ave lives snd
much property In Marquette, Kan.
10 president Rooeevelt eutertalned la
Chicago. ...Tornado In Oklahoma kills SuO
person
II Fifty prons killed snd 100 Injured
In railway accident at South HarrUburg,
Pa.
12 Nan Patterson releaaed In New York.
14 Death of Jessie Hartlett Davis.
Id Northern snd Southern Baptists meat
In Joint convention In St. Louie. .. .Caar Is
sues rescript granting aweeping reforms la
Poland and Baltic provlncea.
21 Death ef Judge Albion W. Tour gee la
Bordeaui, France.
28 -Death of Mrs. Msry A. Llvormor.
24-beath of Baron Alpbono d Rota
scblld. . ,
27 Russian FUltle fleet onder RoJetven
ky defeated In great battle to Horeaa
Strelts by Japaneae ouder Tog.
28 American yacht Atlantic wins asl
r'a cop In tran Atlantic rac.
20 Death f former Premier Frsnclsc
Sllvela In Madrid. Spain.
SO Bomb thrown at carriage of Kins
Alphnneo of Spain and President Loutwt el
Franc la Pari.
Jsss.
1 Opening of Lewis snd Clark Ciposl-
tlon lu Portland, Oregon Earthquake la
Mooteuegro. .. .Two hundred drown In over
flow of reservoirs at Prlncetown. Natal.
2 Japan shaken by earthquakee.
a Crown Prince Frederic William of Ger
many weds Prtncees Cecil of Mecklenburg-
achwerin Norway declarea her ludepeud-
euce of Sweden.
9 Preeldent Rooeevelt arranges for pesc
negotiation between Japan and Ruaala.
fa Theodnr Delyaonla, Grecian premier,
fatally atabbed by gambler.
15 Marrlag of Prince Guatavus Adol
phua of Sweden and Prince Margaret ol
Connaugbt. w ,
IT Death of Cuban loader, Gen. Maximo
Gomes. ,
23 Death of Jodgs Stephen Neal, author
of 14th amendment. In Lebanon, lud
Bloody atrlke battlea In Lodi. Poland.
23 870O.UUO Br la retail Uiatrlct of Naah-
2S-Grst motlny snd rioting St Ode,
Ruaals.
Jaly.
1 Death of John Hay. Secretary of Stats
....Paul Morton la aucceded ae Secretary
of the Navy by Charles J. Bonaparte.
2 Cloudburst In Guanajuato, Meilco, de
stroys l.ouo lives.
5 Tornado In North Texas.
Ellhu Root appointed Secretary or
State to succeed the let John Hay.
11 Fir damp explosion In welsh col
liery kill 124 miner.
14 Deth of Gen. W. W. Blackmar, O.
A. R. National Commander.
2Strik of Chicago teamstera Is ended.
21 Boiler explosion on V. H. H. Benning
ton In San Diego harbor kills thirty aeveo
aud Injure ninety even other.
23 Deth of Daniel 8. Laitiont.
24 Bone of John I'aul Jones placed In
vault In Annapolis. ....
2.1 Yellow fever epidemic In New Or
leans. Aasjuet.
S Collapa of atore In Albany, N. Y.,
kllla twelve persona.
ft Russian and Japaneae reac commls-
lonere meet at Portsmouth, N. II.
10 trials fcelgler expedition, reecued by
the steamer Terrs Novs, reaches Houulug
avaag, Norway.
13 Referendum In Norway favor separa
tion. .
1 Reciprocity convention In Chicago.
i7Klfty passengers drown when exenr.
alon train runs Into opeu drsw near Nor-
21-Earthqnaks felt In Illinois. Mis
souri. Kentucky, Indians and Tenuesae. ...
Death of Mary Mapea Dodse.
2tt Ruaslan and Japanese uvoys sgre
opon terms of pesce.
September.
1 Alberts becomes new Stat of Canada.
2- Hv million dollar Br In Adrtauople,
Turkey. . ,
4-Dath of Ileieklah Butterworth, his
torian. ,
R Treats of neace between Russia snd
Japan elgned In Portsmouth, N. II
Peace riots in i oaio.
8-Earthuuak In Southern Italy destroys
fi live snd twenty village.
9 Rand powder factory. Kalrchance, la.,
explodes, deatroylng thirty Uvea.
il Mlkasa, Admiral Togo's flngshlp,
burns and Wi9 Uvea are lost.
14 -Death of Patrick Conine, aiayor oi
Boston. .
1H-Death of C.eorie McDonald, novellat.
24 Orcat Are In Butte, Mont.
2rV-Manlla awept by typboou.
October.
4 six hundred thousand dollar firs In
Rhlnelander. Wis.
13 Norwegian treaty adopted by Bwedlah
Parliament Death of Mir Henry Irving.
u-i in., of l ewis aud Clark Exposition
In Cortland. Ore Tresly between Russia
and Japan algned by Caar snd Mikado.
17-rsial tornado at noreino, in.
iu . Mono on Great Lakea deetroys
shipping and coat several Uvea.
23 Death or congreesmmi jerry onop.uu
of Kansaa.
i-li.r granta repreeuiauv govern
ment to Huealana.
November.
i Sweden onfurls her new flag. .. .Bloody
rlota In Russian cltlea.
I Enormona lose or lire in maaaacre in
cltle of Southern Huesla.
4-Cr stuns msuiresio giving rreeaorn
to Finland.
12 -Bishop Stephen M. Merrill, prominent
Chicago Methodist, dlea Prlnc Charles
of Denmark chosen King of Norway.
14 People of Isle of Pines declare free
dom from aoverelgnty of Cub.
1 Torpedo boat aunk In Germn naval
maneuvers aud thirty three men drowned.
ly-Olie hundred lives lost lu wreck of
steamer Hilda In English Channel Thir
ty nine men die In Glasgow lodging bouse
Are ........
2.V-State entry or King tiaaaon ru. ana
Queen Maude Into Chrlatlana.
2rt F.lKllteen persons eni'-u eon mrme
five Injured In railway wreck near Lincoln,
Mn Fleet of allied powers eelae Turk
ish Island of Mytllene.
27- Drunken niissian sooner at Aieiin
drovsk burn barracka and eighty political
prisoners.
2H Severe gsle causes much damage to
property In Great Lake district.
DHraafr.
lCnbo election landslide for moler
ate party.
2- Iron mlsalle thrown rhmurh window of
1'reeldeiit Rooeevelt special train In Phila
delphia
4 Fifty ninth Cnngrese meet. . . . Wiscon
sin lglslstnre meets In special aesslou....
Balfour ministry In hngisna resign.
& Lieut. Gen. Sakharorr aisin by woman
In province of Saratoff. Russia.
a Mr. Mary u. nogers aangea in vt ina-
sor, Vt.
U Death of Edward Atkinaon, political
economist.
Odd and Knda.
This being; In love takes up more
time thnn an aching tooth.
Why do parents always bonstlngly
give the weight of wbat the stork
brings tbem?
Man learns from every experience,
exct-pt an experience with a woman
In It
Are you as active In paying a bill
you owe as you are la collecting a bill
due you?
Talk la cheap, but like other cheap
things. It Is apt to prove expensive In
the end.
Tou can't depend on anybody but
yourself; and you can't depend on
yourself much.
VI oat of the men who get op color
ed posters for the circuses have never
seen the show.
"Are you Hungary?" "Yes, Slam."
"Well, come along; I'll FIJI."
Downtown How did Hitikers, the
architect, become so poor? Uptown
He built a house for himself.
Dressmaker And would you have'
leg of mutton aleevea. madam? Cu-!
louier Most certainly not. I am a
vegetarian! runch.
Teacher Can you tell me the dif
ference between "like" aud "love?"
Small Hoy Yes, ma'am. I like my
father and mother, but I love pie.
Conductor Why don't you get up
and give that lady a aeat? Tassenger
She might say, "Thank you," and I
have weak heart. Pittsburg Dis
patch. Ethel And are you sure you love
me, George? George Sure? Ask my
boKS. He says If I don't stop this
dreaming all day long he'll discharge
me. ruck.
"Yes, old man, we're fixing to go to
housekeeping; what has been your ex
perience with servant glrla?" "Hubl
Come over here where my wife can't
hear." Houston Post.
'Tapa," aald Kuth after her first
day at school, "I don't want to go to
achool until I learn more, for to-day
the teacher asked me ever so many
things I didn't know."
Nell Oh, my! Here's a telegram
from Jack of the football team. Hell
What does It say? Nell It says:
"Nose broken. How do you prefer It
set Greek or Roman?"
Fond Wife You'll think of me
sometimes while you are away, dear?
Fond Hubby Not likely. Didn't the
doctor Bay I was to go away for my
health and avoid all worry? Scraps.
Cholly Callow At any rate the for-tuue-teller
aald I had the make-up of
a Kentleinau about me. MIm Snappor
About you? Then why In the world
don't you put the make-up on? Chi
cago News.
"Wonderful thing this eddlcatlou,"
said the old man. "In what way?"
"In this way: John knows Just enough
Latin, an' Greek, an' French to know
nothln' at all about matin' a llvtu'l"
Atlanta Constitution.
"Haven't you ever thought of going
to work?" aaked the farmer's wife of
Sauntering Sam. "Yes'm," replied the
veteran tramp; "I thought of it once
but I was deeleeryus at da time."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Meeks My wife called me up on
the phone six times to-day. Weeks
What for? Meeks The last five times
were for the purpose of colling me
down because I didn't answer the first
time she called me up. Philadelphia
Inquirer.
"Have you 'The Art of Making
Up?" aaked the lady of the clerk In
the book store. "I don't think I have,
ma'am," replied the young man.
quarreled with my wife a week ago,
and I can't get her to say a word to
me." Yonkers Statesman.
"See here!" snapped the landlord,
who had responded to the tenant's
hurry call for a plumber, "I thought
you aald the water In your cellar was
two feet deep. It's only a few Inch
es." "Well, that's as deep as my two
feet," retorted the tenant, "and that's
too much."
"I don't see what a man wants with
two wives!" snorted Mrs. Enpeok, as
she threw down a paper containing an
account of the Smoot case. "1 don't
either," said Mr. Enpeck fervently.
It must have been the way' lie said It
that made Mrs. Enpeck so mad. Lou
isville Courier-Journal.
"There are great things In store for
you," en!d the fortune-teller to the
young man; "but there will be many
obstacles to overcome. There Is a
woman continually crossing your pnlh,
a large woman with dark hnlr and
eyes. She will dog your footsteps un
tiringly." "Yes I know who that Is."
"Ah, you have seen her?" "Yes; she's
my washwoman." Milwaukee Seutl
nel. It was the wedding day, and the un
fortunate bridegroom was making his
exit with the usual accompaniment of
rice and old boots. He anatched bis
hat from a peg. seized an umbrella
from the ball stand, and was going
out of the door, when the bride's fath
er called after him: "You've taken my
umbrella, Henry. Bring It bnck at
once. I've six daughters, but only one
good umbrella."
"Doctor," said the patient, "I be
lieve there's something wrong with
ray stomach." "Not a bit of It," re
piled the doctor. "God made your
stomach, and He knows how to make
stomachs. There's something wrong
with the Btnff you put Into It, maybe,
and with the way you stun It In and
stamp It down; but your stomach Is
all right." And Immediately the pa
tient discharged him.
Iloaesty of the Msdrra Klad.
"in.1 nnnr mv son." ssld the bsnk
president, "on this the threshold of
your business lire I aesire to impress
one thought upon you. Honesty, ever
and always. Is the policy that Is best."
"Yes, fsther.' saiil ttie young man.
Ami. hv the wav." appended the
graybeard, "I would urge you to read
up a little corporation law. It will
amaze you to find how many things
you can do In a business way anl
still be honest." Minneapolis Jour
nal. tarefal of Mother' Health.
"Harry, did you not hear your
mother calling you?"
"Course I did."
"Then why don't yon go to her?"
"She's nervous. If I should go too
quick she'd drop dead." and Harry
went on with his playing as If nothing
... S a 1 1 VAT
disturbed nis niinu iuny, x.,
Journal.
A woman who never travel and
never eipeota to recently Iwught a
book of a book agent, entitle.!, "H,w
to Bcfcsvs When on s Sleeping Car."
My Hair is
Extra Long
Feed your hair; nourish It;
give it something to live on.
Then It will siop falling, and
will grow long and heavy.
Ayer's Hair Vigor Is the only
hair-food you can buy. For
60 years it has been doing
just what we claim it will do.
It will not disappoint you.
- My heir ease In be very short. Snt after
aalog aser's Hlr Visor .hurt time It bu
tn aruw.en aus It fa foarteea turhee loug.
Thla aeema a aplenttnl reaiill l me after being
iimoai viilinut env lieit."-Ma.J.U.eiva,
Colorado Bprlugs, veto.
feted By t. O. ayer Ce., Lowell, alaee-
aieo aaeuuieuiurers ec
SARSAPiSJLLi.
SILLS.
CtttKKf SECTORAL.
ifers
Vala of a:iehaat.
An Africsn elephant is of value only
for Its Ivory, of which a full-grown ani
mal yields from $'J50 to $.1K) worth. Oa
th other bsnd, a working Indian ele
phant cannot b bought for lea than
$'2,500 to $3,500.
FITA Permanently Cured. No flu or nervousness
HO after nrst day's use of Ir Kllne'elireat Nerve
hesmrer. Hend for Free trial boitleend treatise.
Vt. H. U. Ell us, Ltd., Ml arcii bk, i'blladelubla. Is.
Aailelr.
Tramp (outside the gate) Does your
dog bite?
Mrs. Weptonwlsh (on the porch)
Yea, be does, and O, please don't
come lnt We are so particular about
wbat we feed hi in on! Somervllle
Journal.
How's This T
W offer On Hundred Dollar Reward for
any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by
Hall's ( atarrh cure.
F. J. ClIKNKY A CO., Props., Toledo, O.
We, th uuderalgned, hv known V. J.
Cheney fur th last 16 years, and be I lev him
perfectly honorable In all business transao
llons and financially able to carry out any ou
llgailuus made by their nrm.
WgsT 4 1 ki 41, Wholesale Urugglsts, Toledo, O.
WiLbiNii, K iMNAM 4 Masvin, V holeaal Lrug
glis, Toledo, U.
Hall's I atarrh Cure la taken Internally, art
Ing directly upon tha blood and mucoiie sur
taxes ot the system. Price loe. per bo t tie.
Sold by all Urugglsts. Testimonials free.
iiell e family Tula srs ih beat.
Horse racing In Italy Is dead sines the
Introduction of automobile speed con
tests. Aquatic birJs ar more numerous than
land birds.
THE OLD MONK CURE
St. Jacobs Oil
has trsveled round lha world,
and everywhere human
Aches and Pains
have welcomed It and blest
It (or a cure.
Priest, 25c and JOe,
W dtt crown nd br dg-wirtt without t ft n.
Our I jrer' xp riiicf In iiIhIn work n
ahifii uii lo dt jnur mouth romforinh y. It
W. A. W is hu found m kIp wuy to t-iiriv't
tfth At)tlutiiy wiihotit ptn. I'r. I. H.
Vlfi i n cipKrt at KOid HI. mi and frown
and brlitgfwork. J-.i traounrf irt wbin
plalva or bridf art crdt r-d.
WISE BROS.
DENTISTS
t aillns Rills., Third and WaxliliKton nts.
Opeo evenlnas till t orloeH. Hiiudays iruia
le II Or Ma '--
DR. W. A. WIC
Start the New
TART the new year with a clean
mind and a e'ean body I
Most people are very neat
and clean In their outward
appearance, but how about the Inside ?
Are you clean Inside?
And if not, how can you face the New
Year with clean thoughts, clear Intelli
gence, a fair. Just, and bright mind, and
your full share of capacliy for work and
enjoyment.
Tha holidays are over and everybody's
had a good time perhaps a little too much
of a good time. Over-eating and over
drinking have been the rule ever since
Thanksgiving Day. ,
Many people get little ererclse In winter
and breathe much ttulfy, over-heated In
side air.
At the same time they eat too much rich
and Indigestible food, while fresh fruit and
fresh vegetables are scarce In the market.
So stomach and bowels are liable to be
over-taxed.
Clog up, stretch and parslyre the large
Intestine by over-stuffing It with undi
gested food, to It can not carry oil tha
useless refuse, and It "tacks up" th
sewsge, and compels the sma',1 Intestine
to absorb the poison of deoaylrg matter,
Instead of wholesome nourishment.
That's what must happen. Isn't It plain
as day?
What'a the result?
Nearly everybody "gs'ns In f!5V' In
the winter time, but It's pus-jr fat not
healthy flesh and muscle. The liver gets
Inactive; the bile doesn't "work off";
the eyes get yellow; the skin gets dead
like putty and pale like dough, with bolls,
pimples, blackheads, liver-spots to break
the monotony.
Dizziness, headaches, blurred vision,
foul breath, sleeplessness and terrper
Bke wild cat make such persona very
WCtait il tu tut la ii.
heat Cues Bjrup. 1 SMes Uoud, L
I Ttm Rapid Tliaaa.
"W ar certainly going th pace,"
"How 80?"
' "I anly packed my linen suit sway
ystrIsy snd to-day th Christmss num
bers of th niagatlnes ar out." Louia
vill Coarier-JouruaL
For bronchial trtiniea try Tlso's Cure
for Consumption. It is a good cougb,
BDsxiicin. A t drug vista, prir '2b cants.
Kecaleee loarags.
"I talked real sassy to tbs bofs tele
graph operator."
"My goodness! Ton dldnt dare?"
"Yes, I did."
"Lie! I'd Ilk to have a picture of a
man doing tbat.
J "What would you call It r
' "'AJax Defying th Lightning "
Cleveland Leader.
MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS
v'aatesl, llshleet and tr.inff..! stlume I'ullef
ea the market. IIS llure e-wwr va Uie awse
with lee aorbee. Wrue lot d-.crii.ve atug
ana prices.
IcrilFkSON MACMINIitfV CO.
Feot f Morrisua Street HarilanJ, Orsfeiv
WET WEATHER. WI5D0M!
v Vr THE ORIGINAL
rtfVvi V
SLICKER
SLACK OH VFl LOW
WILL KEEP YOU DRY
NOTHiHS ELSE WILL
TAKE NO 5UBJTITUTC
cataloouc rets
HOWINQ FULL LINK Or OAetSINV AND MATS.
a. i. TOWER CO., BOSTON. MA., U.S.A.
TOW rtt CANADIAN CO. , LTD., TORONTO, CANADA.
Dr, G. Gee Wo
WONDERFUL HOME
TREATMENT
Thii wnm. rfu, C'tai
ns l)'ior In rull d
grvitt tn'MMHe lit ounti
tO dl. U turil lt)i
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bfrusi, room, builw,
lkrk mid VfiHlli--ttiHt
i ntlrv'iy u.
known la nifitirifcl f
ttw In ftim o tnn ry, I h o
httri.il' sfii.t tlit-H thin ihi
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b iii.-rcoalully unph In iliff
lie .i..,. tf llius
no -inr knows
r ineiiie. arhii h
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KUnrHDii niot'iirrcM'a ru. mhUhuh, Iihik, ilir 't,
rliv-uaift l-ifii, tit rvoi-micNM, Nttm.wtt, lr; k d
nt ys, rt'.; In liuiMlrrii nt it uttnioniin,
t ttttrK iiuHlfml. l Mil at d htm. I ail nt
out tti tin iiiy wrii" lor hirtokr mil r rrulora.
Ht-od aiMinp. CuNl 1.I A l lu.N
Address THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO
162'i rirst St., S. f. Cor. Morrison
Mention aer. POHll AND, ORI CON.
P. N. U.
No. 1 OS
TUr.S writing to ivrrtUera ilaaa
tnntln tkiM impair.
Year Right!
pleas.-nt company to themselves and
Others.
e
But, you say "I'll take a course of
Spring medicine to clean me out neit
April."
Not considering your duty to yourself
nd family, isn't it certain that to leav
the body full of poison all winter, si, J
then suddenly attempt to force out all
Impurities by one violent attack is danger
ous, absurd and unreasonable?
Keep clean Inside a!J the tlme. That's
the simple solution.
If you can r.ot diet, or keep your mech
anism going ly proper exercise, the self
evident alternative is to take Cascarcis,
the sweet, fragrant, harmless little veri
table tablets, that "act like exercise" or
your bowels, and gently but powerfully
clean out and disinfect the whole diges
tive canal.
A Cascaret every night before going ta
bed will "work while you sleep" and
make you "feel fine In the morning."
If you have been neglecting yourself
for some time, take a Cascaret night and
morning and break up the "constipated
habit" without acquiring "cathartlo
habit."
e e e
Cascarets are sold by all druggists. 10c,
25a and 50c. The 10c size trial boa Is
neat fit for the vest p' et or lady's purse.
Be sure to get the genuine, with the)
"long-tailed C"cn the box and th letters
"CCC" on each tablet. They ar never
told In bulk.
rrREE TO OUR FRlENDIf
W want t send t (ear fr'enf!i a rBtlfn
rrench-detlrned GOLD-PLATtD ll()NB0!1 but
lard-enameled hi teiors. It l s be j ate tor the
(reulnf table. Ti tents In at imp Is a' sd si
eieuor tt f4 fa'tt snd tacever enst ef Caacaretsi
Wtth wtilcB WsBAintr trtrisel Is loadesl. Tit
Send to-dar, sientlunlnc this Baser. hir
lUruag Rtovede Ucnaasr, Csitfr ftrw Tsrk.
-a
f PerrVe Seerls are beat heeanse IS 1 I
g ai-.asnil y.is have leeu si-iit In 1 I
I I Ufa develupnienl half a century I I
1 I of eiirt tare In lueauig unu I I
1 1 superi. to all others ff I
a We are siwlsliaia In growing f
1 flower and vv-tatl See da M S
1 1SUS Seed leeeal tree. Jp I
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