TOPICS OF THE TIMES. A CHOICE SELECTION OP INTER E8TINQ ITEMS. CoantiUtxt Crltlciaaia B4 Upaa tha Hapyaaluga of taa Ia-Hiatori- cat and Nidi No tea. It Mfeiu tln-y prefer ttia caavasbsck to tha stork on Fifth avenua. A monument to I'ocationtas 1 to ba rrecteU. Won't -mbuJy p!raa mt oiiv to Indian summer? Ou begins to suspect that J. P. Morgan roult! learn a whole lot from young George W. I'erklna. Tha Kr. Dr. (ilndileu baa bn beard from. II flnda that aven foot ball l talntml with thuggery. M utuallzation would be good thing, but something more than that la coining to the policy holders. Physicians sHitcrt that tea taken In (ii'rii will produce Inannlty and palsy. Why omit delirium tremens? A New York inlllloiinlre was sent to jail In France for killing a child. No wonder France Isn't a country of mill ionaires. Hetty tJrecii IuhIhIs that Dr. Oaler'a theory la like the Itihle's references to augela In heaven. I.adJe are not In- clmled. It la i.itiia.nmt.1 mrdi Hmt M P Houglierty never again will have auch uiMKiilflceiit opportunities for being careless with money. The New York dentist who charged I'rlnce Foul $1,000 for filling four teeth incidentally left an aching void In the noble's pocketa. Andrew Carnegie aaya that If the puople wuut municipal ownership they aliould have It. Andy la beginning to talk like a ninn who Is broke. Ctgnrette smokers need not be alarm ed over the threat of an embargo on 'J'tirkUh product. The real Turkish cigarette la made In Pltuburg. The dentist who charged I'rlnce I.onla fl.iXNt for a treatment to hi teeth evidently la training to become othYlnl dentist to an Iruurnnce coin Jianjr. The Kmperor of (Jennany now owna eight big touring cara, but In spite of lila versatility and hla divine right he can't acorch In more than one of them at a time. In hla search for rare worka of art and tirlc-a brae, J. I'lerpont Morgan aeema to have aecured a fine specimen of railroad gold brick from Colonel Zlinmerniau, of Cincinnati. Mrs. Chad wick haa had ample time to think It over, and ahe la unrepent ant. She would do It over again If ahe hail the chance, tint ahe would Im prove on her methods next time. When a high financier gets bunkoed by hi associates, the public due 4 uot demand that the offender he haled nt once before the bur of legal Justice, There Is a general suspicion that Jus tice hat already been done. llugles that "sounded the charge of the Light Brigade, at Italakluva" are a common In lCiigland aa the original cherry trees that (Jooiga Washington did not cut down are In America. Now 1ord Tredegar, who was one of the all hundred, says the charge was not Mounded; that the troopers were among the guns before any one thought of a bugle order. Italian laborers In this country have coined a word which may take the place for variety's sake of the much overworked word "'graft." Many of thee laborers are under hire to a pa drone, or "boss," who exacts from them many kinds of tribute. Their word for all "boss money Is a com pound of Kiigllsh with an Italian ter mination, "boNsatura." This word might relieve the strain on the vocabu lary of newspaper writers and politi cians. President lioosevelt says In hi new book that he Is Ion? past the stage when the part of the hunt that con sists In killing Is the Interesting part, rnougli g.iiue to keep the camp sup plied with food furnishes all the sport necessary to give r.est and point to a trip In the wood. Mr. Cleveland ha about the same Idea of the true fish erman's pleasure. It Is not the slaugh ter of fish, but the fun of sitting on the bank waiting for a bite that riiakes the new "complete angler" happy. Secretary Wilson knows as well a another that to the average man mere atatlstlca are unattractive and largely meaningless. When he s.iys that "ev ery sunset during the last five years haa registered an Increase of f;l,4N), tM In the value of American farms" tha fact atlcka. When he states and prove that "the mau with the hoe hat become the man with the harvester and the depositor and shareholder of tha bank" he tell monumental truth that will bear aome decorative detail. Let tha good work go on. If tha pur pose of a department report 1 to tell tha people what It I doing for them It should be aet forth In terms that can be understood by the people snd re membered by them. Figures alone will not serve. The niggle lantern has been used In. ganlously In the campaign against tlra yellow fever inos.iulto carried on dur ing the epidemic In New Orleans. In order to convince the skeptical that pouring oil on standing wster would kill the larvae In tt, iHx tor Kobnke, head of the hoard of health, prepared an Illustrated, lecture, which he deliv ered to crowded houses all over tha city. A vessel of water filled with tha "wlggletalla" was projected upon tha screen after tha larva bad bean stud led In detail. Tba wlggletalla were seen rising to tha top to breathe. A film of ell was than poured over tha water, and tba wlggletalla could ba aa struggling vainly to thrust taalr brs thing apparatus through tt Balk-1 eJ thera, they darted frantically about la all dlraotlona, to slus at laat to the bottom and dla of suffocation. It waa a convincing Illustration. With sll the enormous advance of the world lu knowing promptly It own condition and Its means of Intercom munication of the people themselves as well ss of knowledge of condltloua, we are still long war from getting ttia men who need and the means of supplying their need together. Within few weeks there have been at least two of what they call "poverty parades" lu I-ondou. Then are vast processions of unemployed men and some women, carrying banners pro claiming that they do not desire char ity but work. Home of their sealous friends are calling attention to tba fact that while these people have no work there are many thousands of acres that produce uothlng because kept for game and pleasure grounds. If the owners of all these lands were to pro claim to-morrow that, all their acres ware open to cultivating tenants I there reason to believe that many of them would be so taken up? Our own experience In this country does uot lead to an aftlrmatlve reply. F.vcn lu this day of general prosperity our large cities swarm with people who live from hand to mouth, while be tween the cities, all over the land from ocean to ocean and from the lakes to the gulf, are, first, lauds that they might have for nothing or next to nothing, and, secondly, hundreds of thousands of land owner who do not keep game preserves or parks, but are eager to cultivate all their acres, who do cultivate them as far as their strength will go and are cut off from using them all In production simply by the fact that they can not hire the labor necessary to that end. Hera we have countless armies of English speaking people In one country beg ging for work and armies as large In a kindred country owning the land and begging for workers toVome and do the work nt comfort earning wages. Would those clamorers for work come to the laud where the work Is to be had If more directly Invited? It Is doubtful at best. Is there not room in this condition for a wider benefi cence than Is Involved In all the pre tentious socialistic scheme of the whole modern world? ON SIMPLE LIVING. lion It May Rest Ha ftrrured In These Harried .Modern liars. A vegetarlun regime Is often a bug bear to the majority of readers, who regard It either a on unmitigated nul aance or a harmless fad. says Uie Queen. As a matter of fai t, however, a diet from which flesh meats are ex cluded may to day lie made so appetis ing, so palatable and so satisfying that Its adoption Is by no mean the morti fication of the flesh that most people would think who have not tried It. In the first place, science has of Itete jvars made so many strides In dietetics that not only are there many new food sub stances discovered or Invented, but there are now so ninny preparations of vegetable foodstufTs that an lirtltilte variety of dishes and palatable food can be put on the table, mid the al itence of meat Is scarcely noticed or its presence desired. The science and art of cookery nre now so well developed, and so much facility has come with practice, that there need tie little or no self denial In restricting oneself to a vegetarian diet. In fact, ao varied, so palatable and profuse may a modern meatless meal be that It Is open to the charge brought against the ordinary regime of being a long way off from the simple life now advocated. In warm latitudes, where Uie populations are densest, the mass of the people subsist mainly on cereals, fruit and legumes, with milk, butter, cheese, flsh and condiments according to locality and rank of life "The Japanese, for Instance, are prno tlcally a vegetarian race, and yet they have proved themselves Infinitely su perlor In physbjue, courage and endur ance to the burly Russian soldier. Moreover, the peasantry of many I'u- ropean countries eat very little meat because they are too poor to purchase It. I'p to quite recent limes the Scot tlsh and Irish peasantry lived very largely upon oatmeal and potatoes. Chemically considered, we know, of course, that vegetable food contains every element that Is found lu meat, since all animals derive their suste nance from the vegetable world, di rectly or Indirectly. As the late Mat tleu Williams used to say, In eating beef we eat grass at second hand, and what la now done for us by the ox would aoon be done In the latoratory of the chemist. This Is now In a fair way of being done, and what was con densed, preillgested and chemically prepared food. Punch's dream of tabloid meals would seem to be al most caiable of realization. One thing lu favor of the mealies diet will ap peal atrongly to women, who are habit ually more temperate In eating than men a vegetarian diet Is undoubted ly a great aid to a clear complexion. Another and Incidental advantage which will be appreciated In tha kltch en 1 the fact that the plates and dishes for the reformed diet are easier to wash than those used for meats. Really a He Sport. Young Jay (Jreen I tell ye. Lester Doollttla la a snort f r your life! Abuer Appledry I ain't noticed It nertlekerly. Young Jay (Jrcen Ye ain't? Why, whenever a drummer or anybody gives him a lOcent cigar he saves the band oCTm It and wears It as long as It holds together on the fl'cent cigars be buys himself. Puck. War Shoala Ifcef "She's the moat unconscious girl I ever saw." "Well, why shouldn't s'is be? Phe'a pretty and knows It; nhe'i clever and knows It. and she's good snd knows It. What has she to be conscious of?" luek. la the Earlr Btaaaa. "I tell you. Singleton, you don't know tha joys and felicities of a con tented married life, the happy flight of years, the long, restful calm of "How long bare you been married V "Just a month." is V3r .T jr" 1IM AltaraaieBt. American agricultural Implements re known the world over aa the beet procurable, eseclelly for saving time. This Is true both as to tba large appli ances used on faruia and the amaller garden Implement. A Texas farmer la the Inventor of a hoe attachment applicable to hand weeding or garden hies of various forma aud slzea. The attachment consist of cutting blade. which la designed to be used lu detach ing clinging vine and runner from the growing plant. The Improved de vice comprise a weeding blade of the usual form, and connected to the han dle by a shank which curves upward. Kxtendlng from the shank Is a cutting blade, curved away from the handle and shank. In using the Implement the cutting blade Is forced forward or away from the operator by a pushing motion, and by Its peculiar form and position la very convenient for severing vine, runners, creepers and similar plunt life from the stalks of the growing und valuable plants. The Implement will also be found very convenient for chopping corn, or thinning cotton and CUTS IKIWS THK WKKDS. other plants, and will also be found very useful In working corn and sim ilar crops, upon which vines aud creep ers are liable to be found, and whose removal la generally atteuded with much labor and annoyance. The cut ting blade being made Integral with the shank will not be a cumbersome or objectionable addition to the boe. Amateur Mushroom (irowlaa. Hie Cornell experiment station haa undertaken to tell amateur how they may grow mushrooms for profit lu a small way in old stables, available cel lars and similar out-of the-way placea. The fundamental requisite Is a dark room of uniform temperature, that Is, one that does not go below Bo degrees or above S5 degrees, Fahrenheit. Con siderable success was obtained In growing mushrooms In boxes under benches lu a greenhouse, and under benches lu a basement of the college buildings. The beds, spawned Nov. 23, and cov ered with dirt a week later, produced the first of the crop Jan. 1, though the regular pickings did not begin until a week later. The boxes contained about IK) square feet of surface and yield at the rate of 2 pounds of mush rooms for each square foot. A word of warning 1 Included not to attempt to grow mushrooms In the ivlhir of a dwelling, as the odors aris ing from the compost In the beds Is sure to permeate the living apart ments, despite the best efforts to pre veut It. Prnterllna the Harness. F.very farmer appreciates that the expense for harnesses and for harness repairs Is considerable during the year, hence should be pleased at the suggestion of some plan which will enable hi in to keep the harness In good, condition. A harness should always be hung up. Here Is a simple plan. Make three letter T's of strong but light lumber and especially making the cross bar strong. Fasten these to a Joint In a convenient place with the cross bar at the bottom. Simply use the arms on which to hang the differ ent parts of the harness. If this ar rangement Is not easy to put In opera tion, then use hooks fastened to the ends of stout ropes, but arranging some way so that the ropes may be looped back over a hook or nail during the time they are not In use, ao there will be no danger of any one being Injured by them. The Illustration shows both plans plainly. They are entirely practical and the use of either of them will add greatly to the long Ufa of tha harness. Exchange. (are af Poultry. The domestic fowl Is very prolific, and a flock ran be made to Increase rapidly if care la given. To begin with, 500 or l.tsJO hens require large capital at tba start, as the fowls must be purchased and suitable buildings prepared, but It Is not difficult to se cure large flocks on limited cspltal It tba beginning la mad with a fsw and tha number gradually increased, aa tha Increase of tha flock Is also an In crease of eiplUL A flock of kens ra ta r&s aa Income daily, thus assisting t prevWe capital at the atari "TIP li u FO HAMOl.tO THf HARNESS. A a Ideal Stall. When one ia financially able to have the stalls wbhh combine all the con venience they are very desirable, but the average farmer must put up with much less. The Ideal stall b.ia a space between feed rack and gutter of elg'it feet and I Ave feet wide. A feed rack 1 arranged so that the aulmal may get at the hay or roughage easily, yet not waste a great deal of It. At one end or the feed rack la feed box sutncleiitty large ao that the cow can get her mouth to It without striking her horns. The sides of this atall con sist of fence with three wide Iwiards and runs up four or five feet high, ac cording to the Ideas of the owner. At the rear there Is stapled to the floor r7T y- - " I -9 STALL AMI KEr.D RACK. a piece of 2x4 material to keep the bedding in place and the animal from stepping back Into the gutter. 1 he Idea of the fencelike side Is to Insure ventilation, and If any two animal are Inclined to quarrel they can be separ ated by having an empty stall be tween or by building up higher the dividing fence. The Illustration showa the Idea perfectly. Valae and I'sa of Pomace. Hatch experiment station has been experimenting with apple pomace to determine Its value for feeding pur poses, nml the opinion reached Is sum marized as follows Apple pomace Is a carbohydrate feed similar to corn adage. It contains about the same amount of water, rather less protein and woody fiber and a larger propor tion of non-nitrogenous matter. Ex periments with six sheep have shown It to be about ns digestible us the best grades of silage. Experiment with dairy animals show that twenty to thirty pounds dally can be fed to dairy aulmal with satisfactory results. It Is not advisable to feed over ten pounds at first per day, gradually in creasing until the maximum amount Is reached. Thu fed, danger of a sud den milk shrinkage, or of animals get ting "off feed" Is avoided. It Is be lieved that four pounds of pomace wheu fed In what has been termed a "balanced ration" Is equivalent to one pound of good cow hay, and to 3V4 to 8 pounds of well-eared corn silage. A Simple Saw 4 la tap. This simple saw clamp can be made by anyone, and does not need any bolts or screws. The two clamps are made of 1-Inch boards, 5 or tl Inches wide, beveled on top and then dressed down to nearly an edge at the bottom. The saw Is placed In the clamps In SIMTI.B SAW (LAMP. your hands, aud then Inserted In the beveled slot, and the hammer makes It perfectly firm and rigid. The frame can be made to stand on the ground or floor, or can be made low to placs on work bench. Boiled Timber. A new process has been discovered for warring against white ants, the pests of the tropical regions. These termites as they are called destroy the woodwork of the finest buildings within six months. Their action Is In sidious, says the London Mail, inas much ns the outward appearance of the wood docs not betray the rotten ness within, nml their ravages. If not discovered In time, lend to the total collapse of the buildings. Some time ago It was suggested experiments should be carried out by a London wood process syndicate. Specimens were prepared and sent out to a num ber of tropical countries. After a somewhat protracted trial news has been received from the Madras presi dency that the specimens sent there have successfully resisted the attacks of the white ants. The process Im proves, toughens and strengthens the wood. This Is accomplished by boiling the timber In saccharine solution, and afterward drying It at a high tempera ture. A revolution In the export tim ber trade to tropical countries Is prob able, as In places where termites abound soft wood will be used Instead of the more expensive varieties. Klahtlaa Weed. There Is nothing which hold to tha soil with such pertinacity as weeds. It Is probable that the Egyptians are to-day fighting the same weed which they were trying to exterminate by the aid of the Israelites when they were In bondage. We must always bear this In mind, that we manure and cultivate all the weeds we do not de stroy. EternsI vigilance la the prlca we psy for the extermination of weeds. Talaa Remeaskar. Toor roads are the unhappteat type of extravagance. When a wagon Is worn out from use on a good road Its owner usually bat money enough to buy a new one. Good roads suggest action, and mud means sloth and Istlneas. Some of tba winter resorts of tha South are advertising good roads aa a special attraction. To polish Iron or brass bedsteads go over them with a damp wash lest bar aad than polish with a dry cloth. $ $ $ $ CHILD quickly A 3 of tiii nhovc - - - - - often takes a lifetime to appreciute their value. You can greatly assit the child In learning the worth of the dollar. How ? lly having him open a savings account w ith tills bank, and by encouraging him to add to it. v A single dollar is sunicient to start an account. Smaller deposits may follow. Savings department opens January 1, 1903. J. W. SHUTE, BANKER. T. P. GOODIN, CONTRACTOR I am prepared to furnish plans and estimates on any kind of a build ing in Washington County. 'Phone 28x4, or address R. F. D. I. r Goin? East? 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