conches, but nil 1 could see oil the aid­ a bit o f stone or sand to prevent split) ing were cattle cars. We climbed Into o s. They were about eighteen Inches these, tin the side of each car was long, and Tommy guarantees that a a sign reading “ Homines it». Cheveanx scrutcher o f this length will reach 8.” When we got inside of the ears, any part of tin* body which may be at­ we thought that perhaps the sign tacked. Some of the fellows were lasy painter had reversed the order of iTiol only made their scratchers twelve things. A fter 48 hours In these trucks Inches, but many a night when on we detrained at Rouen. At this ijlnoc guard, looking over tin* top from the we went through an Intensive training lire step of the front-line trench, they would have given a thousand “ quid" for ten days. The training consisted of the rudi­ for the other six Inches. Once white we were In rest billets un ments o f trench warfare. Trenches had been dug. with barbed wire en­ Irish Hussar regiment ramped In un tanglements, bombing saps, dugouta, open field opposite our billet. After observation posts and machine gun em­ they hud picketed and fed their horses, placements. W e were given a smat­ n general shirt hunt took place. The tering of trench cooking, sanitation, troopers Ignored the call "Dinner up,” bomb throwing, reeonnolterlng. listen­ and kept on with their search for big ing posts, constructing and repairing game. They had a curious method of barbed wire, “ carrying In" parties, procedure. They hung their shirts over Device Invented by N ew Jereey M an­ methods used In attack and defense, a hedge and bent them with their en­ u factu rer for H eating M a te ria l* 1917 BY "wiring parties, mass formation, and trenching tool handles. fo r Pavements. A»rmjK un f f m the procedure for poison gas uttacks. I asked one o f them why they didn't On the tenth day we again met our pick them off by hand, nnd he an­ Kuiulntlng the famous hunter of the friends “ Homines 40, Cheveuux 8.” swered. "W e haven't had a bath for olden days who killed two birds with Thirty-six hours more of misery, and nine weeks or a change of clabber. If one stone, a New Jersey mnnufiiituri-r I tried to pick the ‘cooties' off my shirt, we arrived at the town of F----- . has recently brought out a combina­ A fter unloading our rations nnd I would be here for duration of war." tion tar ami gravel heater that heats A fter taking a close look at Ills shirt, I equipment, we lined up on the road In these two dissimilar materials quite In­ columns o f fours waiting for the order agreed with him; It was alive. dependently but with one operation. to inarch. Synopsis.—Fired by the .«Inking o f the Lusitania, with the loss of he device, which Is shown In the ac­ A dull rumbling could be heard. The American lives. Arthur Guy Empey, an American living In Jersey City, companying Illustration, Is particularly In the next Installm ent Ser­ sun was shining. 1 turned to the man goes to England and enlists as a private in the British army. titled for street paving where block geant Empey tell of the realiza­ on my left and asked, "What's the pavements with tar Joints are laid. tion of his am bition— his a r­ noise. Bill?” He did not know, but his The apparatus consists of two limit) rival In a first line trench— and sugar and Oxo cubes; a couple of face was o f a pea-green color. Jim, CH APTER II. parts, a rectangular tar kettle and a of how he wished he were back pipes and a pack of shag, a tin of Title on my right, also did not know, but Y-shaped gravel bln, with a furnace # — 2 — In Jersey C ity. oil, and a pull-through. Tommy gen­ suggested that I “ awsk" the sergeant. extending beneath both parts, from Blighty to Rest Billets. Coming towards us was an old grl*- erally carries the oil with his rations; one end to the other. The furnace Is The next morning the captnln sent (TO BE C O N T I N U E D ) it gives the cheese a sort o f sardine xled sergeunt, properly fed up with fired from the gravel end of the de­ for me and Informed me: "Empey, as the war, so I “ awaked" him. taste. vice. The smoke and gases escape a recruiting sergeant you are a wash­ “Think It's going to ruin, sergeant!" Add to this a first-aid pouch and a through an ordinary stove pipe in the out,” and sent me to a training depot He looked at me in contempt, and long, ungainly rifle patterned after the kettle end. The Inside of the gravel A fter arriving at this place, I was Daniel Boone period, and you have an grunted, '" O w ’s it a-goln’ ter ruin with W om an W ho Has Made Home In to a hustled to the quartermaster stores Idea o f a British soldier in Blighty. the bloomin' sun a-shlnln’ t” I looked V eritab le “ House of a Thou­ and received an awful shock. The Before leaving for France, this rifle guilty. sand Closets.” quartermaster sergeant spread a wa­ Is taken from him and he Is Issued "Them ’s the guns up the line, me terproof sheet on the ground and com­ with a Lee-Enfleld short trench rifle lad, and you'll get enough o f 'em be­ One little woman living not far from menced throwing a miscellaneous as­ and a ration bag. fore you gets back to Blighty.” New York, says Harriet Sisson Gilles­ sortment of straps, buckles and other My knees seemed to wilt, and I pie In the Mother’s Magazine, has been In France he receives two gas hel­ paraphernalia Into It. I thought he mets, a sheepskin coat, rubber mack­ squeaked out a weak “ O h!” able by the expenditure of a moderate would never stop, but when the pile intosh, steel helmet, two blankets, tear- Then we started our march up to the sum of money to transform an Imprac­ reached to my knees he paused long shell goggles, a balaclava helmet, line in ten-kilo treks. A fter the first ticable closetless dwelling Into one In enough to say, “ Next, No. 5217, 'Arris, gloves and a tin of antifrostbite grease day’s march we arrived at our rest which housekeeping Is not only a B company.” I gazed in bewilderment which is excellent for greasing the billets. In France they call them rest pleasure, but where the problem o f Sts' DM OU) at the pile of junk in front of me, and boots. Add to this the weight o f his billets, because while in them Tommy storing away clothing has been satis­ then my eyes wandered around looking rations, and can you blame Tommy for works seven days a week and on the NOT O A1U UMCS« factorily solved. TAX U T T L t. AXO for the wagon which was to carry it growling at a twenty-kilo route march? eighth day o f the week he is given fu AMACI US OUT O f MACS Among her friends it Is known as to barracks. I was rudely brought to Having served as sergeant major In twenty-four hours “ on his own." "the house o f n thousund closets," Combination T a r and Gravel H eating earth by the “ quarter” exclaiming, the l nlted Stntes cavalry, I tried to Our billet was a spacious affair, a which is nearly If not literally true. Device In Operation. “ 'Ere, you. 'op i t ; tyke it a w 'y ; blind tell the English drill sergeants their inrge barn on the left side of the road, Every little cubby hole below tho my eyes, 'e’s looking for 'is batman to business, but it did not work. They which had one hundred entrances. shingles has been utilized for closet heater I n triangular shaped while the ’elp 'im carry I t ” Immediately put me as batman In their ninety-nine for shells, rats, wind nnd space. There art1 banks o f closets on outside Is made up In steps consisting Struggling under the load, with fre­ mess. Many a greasy dish of stew was rnjni nmj the hundredth one for Tom- Imth the second nnd attic floors, to sity of |tcrforntcd metal plates. The Y- rny. j wa8 tjj-pd 0Ut, and using my quent pauses for rest, I reached our accidentally spilled over them. nothing of n cedar closet with sun nnd shape«I top acts ns a reservoir bln ami I would sooner fight than be a waiter, sbVnpnel-proof helmet (shrapnel proof air nnd electric light, for the recep­ barracks (large car barns), and my the gravel f«*«>«N down the steps an«l n pieoe of nlirnpMi bits It), or platoon leader came to the rescue. It so when the order came through from tion of the owner's choicest posses- out at the bottom. Tl>«‘ perforations was a marvel to me how quickly he t t with matched In the st«-p plates allow the moisture assembled the equipment. A fter he j unteered straw, and was soon fust asleep. I j lined, others sheathed In the gravel to escape readily as It Is had completed the tnsk, he showed me Then we went before the M O mUSt hnve Sl° pt nb° Ut ‘ W° h0Un,> Wh“ n honr''” " f North Carolina pine, well turned Into steam by the h«*at o f the how to adjust it on my person. Pretty bef re I «w oke with a prickling sensation all shellacked to keep out tin- moths and Are, thereby making It possible to heat soon I stood before him a proper Tom­ (medical officer) for another physical over me. As I thought, the straw had frequently sprayed with a liquid In laith tar nnd gravel. Popular Science examination. This was very brief. He my Atkins in heavy marching order, I worked through my uniform. I woke Monthly. asked our names nnd numbers and up the fellow lying on my left, who had which oil o f cedar play* n part. feeling like an overloaded camel. A printed list of every article con­ been up the line before, nnd asked tained In the drawers and cupboards Is On my feet were heavy-soled boots, him : studded with hobnails, the toes and tacked In plain sight In order that the “ Does the straw bother you. mate? frantic search for Inanimate things heels o f which were re-enforced by It’s worked through my uniform and I that seem suddenly to have taken In Wisconsin Owner Is Given Annual steel half-moons. My legs were in­ can’t sleep." Bounty of Three Cents for Ecch cased in woolen puttees, olive drab in wings and flown nway, may he entirely In a sleepy voice he answered. obviated. color, with my trousers overlapping Rod of Highw ay. “That ain’t straw, them’s cooties.” them at the top. Then a woolen khaki From that time on my friends the tunic, under which was a bluish gray New Southern Industry. The Wisconsin law provides that “ cooties” were constantly with me. woolen shirt, minus a collar; beneath The advantages o f New Orleans as a flnanclnl consideration may he given "Cooties,” or body lice, are the bane port were emphasized In the opening this shirt a woolen belly band about by the stnte to people who plant nnd ) of Tommy's existence. six Inches wide, held in place by tie of a canning factory for the distribu­ cultivate trees by the roadside. Kv- The aristocracy o f the trenches very strings of white tape. On my head tion of real green-sen turtles. With the **ry person along or through whose seldom call them "cooties,” they speak was a heavy woolen trench cap, with exception of a small factory at Key lands a highway passes may plant nnd o f them ns fleas. huge earlaps buttoned over the top. West, it will he the only establishment cultivate on one or both shies o f the To an American flea means a small Then the equipment: A canvas belt, of Its kind In America. The factory h*n road where he shall own land. tr«*es Insect armed with a bayonet, who Is with ammunition pockets, and two been situated at Miami, Fla., tint the o f such varieties as commonly grow at wont to Jab It Into you nnd then hop- wide canvas straps like suspenders, excessive freight rates and n lack o f lenst 40 feet high. These must he skip and jump to the next plnce to be called “ D " straps, fastened to the belt steamer service to Central Amerlcnn set two ro«ls or less apart and In a attacked. There Is an advantage In In front, passing over each shoulder, ports led to Its removal to Bay St. row within eight feet of the outer line having fleas on you Instead o f “ cooties” crossing In the middle of my back, nnd Louis. It will handle nothing hut green- o f the highway. In that in one o f his extended Jumps attached by buckles to the rear of the When such trees reach 12 feet In said flea Is liable to land on the fel­ scu turtles caught In Central American belt. On the right side o f the belt low next to you; he has the typical waters, and these will be .put up In height the superintendent o f hlghwnya hung a water bottle, covered with fe lt; energy and push o f the Amerlonn, four different forms— clear green turtle shall give the owner upon request n on the left side was my bayonet and while the “ cootie” has the bulldog soup, thick green turtle soup, turtle certificate accepting the trees as pub­ scabbard, and intrenching tool handle, tenacity of the Englishman; he holds beef in Creole style, nnd "cnlllpee,1 lic shade trees. Thereafter they be­ this handle strapped to the bayonet on nnd consolidates or digs In until which Is the meat of the turtle taken long to the public and are protected ns scabbard. In the rear was my in­ from the breast, back and flippers. The public property, hut the title to them his meal Is finished. trenching tool, carried in a canvas case. 1 There Is no way to get rid o f them factory will turn out about 15,000 cans or to the fruit they hear belongs to This tool was a combination pick and permanently. No matter how often a «lay, or a total of 700,000 pounds a the owner ns long ns he maintains spade. A canvas haversack was you bathe, and that Is not very often, year, including all products. There Is the trees nnd rcplnees such ns die. strapped to the left side o f the belt, or how many times you change* your also a by-product called turtle oil, The owner ahnll receive an annual while on my back was the pack, also bounty o f three cents for each rod o f underwear, your friends the “ cooties” used medicinally.— Fishing Gazette. of canvas, held in place by two canvas highway nlong which such trees nre are always In evidence. The billets nre straps over the shoulders; suspended Japanese “ Steel Queen” Retires. planted on one side nnd six cents If Infested with them, especially so If on the bottom of the pack was my The Author's Identification Disk. Mrs. Teruko Nakamura <»f Osaka, plnnted on both sides, to be credited there Is straw on the floor. mess tin or canteen In a neat little popularly known us "The Steel on his highway taxes, j 1 have taken a bath and put on Queen,” has announced her retirement canvas case. My waterproof sheet, said "F it,” and we went out to fight, We were put Into troop trains and brand-new underwear; In fact, a com- looking like a Jelly roll, was strapped fr«)tn business. She Intends to travel ____ _____ on top of the ____________ pack, with a _____________ wooden stick 1 sent to Southampton, where we de- P,ete changp of uniform, and then about the empire giving free film for cleaning the breach o f the rifle pro- I trained, and had our trench rifles Is- turned In for the night. The next morn- shows for the better education o f the From Standpoint of A lm ighty D ollar Jecting from each end. On a lanyard sue<* to us. Then in columns o f twos ,nK ,ny shirt would be full o f them. It masses. Six* is making elaborate prep­ It Pays Handsome Y e a rly D lvl- around m.v waist hung a huge Jack- we went «P the gnngplank o f a little •« « common sight to see eight or ten arations to Instruct the uneducated dend to Farm er. knife with a can-opener attachment. stearnfr lying alongside the dock. j soldiers sitting under a tree with their about the peoples o f other nations o f The pack contained my overcoat, an At the head of the gangplank there , ftdrts over their knees engnglng In n the world. Her views o f American extra pair o f socks, change o f under- Wfls an °W sergeant, who directed that “ shirt hunt. Let everybody awaken to the Im­ cities nre especially extensive and well At night about hnlf an hour before selected. Her efforts will be concen­ portance of Improving the public rond. wear, hold all (containing knife, fork, we line ourselves along both rails of spoon, comb, toothbrush, lather brush, the ship. Then he ordered us to take “ lights out,” you ran see the Tommies trated on the factory towns, where for Improved roads will bring: shaving soap, and a razor made o f tin, life belts from the racks overhead and grouped around a candle, trying, In its much Ignorance exists. Mrs. Nakamu­ Better schools and greater attend­ with “ Made In England” stamped on put them on. I have crossed the ocean dim light, to rid their underwear of ra Is thirty-four yenrs old nnd hns ance. the blnde; when trying to shave with several times and knew I was not sea­ the vermin. A popular and very quick been a widow for eight yenrs. Her Better health nnd quicker medical this It made you wish that you were sick, but when I buckled on that life method Is to take your shirt and draw­ husband died deeply In debt, but she attention. ers, nnd run the seams back nnd for­ undertook the management of his steel at war with Patagonia, so that you belt I had a sensation o f sickness. Better fnrms nnd more cultivated A fter we got out Into the stream all ward In the flame from n candle and mills and hns not only paid off all could have a “ hollow ground” stamped land. “ Made In Germany” ) ; then your house­ I could think o f was that there were a burn them out. This prnctlce Is dan­ debts but Is herself rated many times B«‘tter crops nnd better transporta­ wife, button-cleaning outfit, consisting million Germnn submarines with a tor­ gerous, because you are liable to burn a millionaire. She converted the con­ tion. o f a brass button stick, two stiff pedo on each, across the wnrhead of holes In tho garments If you nre not cern Into a stock company before her Bi tter social conditions nnd less Iso­ brushes, and a box of “ Soldiers’ which was inscribed my name and ad­ careful. retirement. lation. Friend” paste; then a shoe brush nnd dress. Recruits generally sent to Blighty Better churches nnd better homes. A fter five hours we came alongside for a brand of Insect powder adver­ a box o f dubbin, a writing pad, indel­ H e r Coming Out, aa It W ere. Better men nnd a better nntlon. ible pencil, envelopes, nnd pay book, a pier nnd disembarked. I hnd at- tised ns "Good for body lice.” The ad­ W ee Mary was In the room when Improved roads have a money value and personal belongings, such ns a «tnlned another one o f my ambitions, vertisement Is quite right: the powder the telephone rang anil her sister Eliz­ We is good for "cooties;" they simply abeth, aged eleven, was being Invited ns well as n social value. small mirror, n decent razor nnd a I was “ somewhere In France.” Looking at an Improved rond from sheaf o f unanswered letters, and fngs. slept In the open that night on the side thrive on If. to go skntlng. Mary In great excite- In your haversack you carry your Iron o f the road. About six the next morn­ The older men of onr battalion were ment ran to her mother, saying: the standpoint o f the almighty dol­ rations, meaning a tin of bully beef, ing we were ordered to entrain. I wiser and made serntchers out o f “ What you think, mamma, Elizabeth lar, It Is found to pay n handsome dividend each year. four biscuits and a can containing tea. looked around for the passenger wood. These were rubbed smooth with hag her first attempt with a hoy I" AN AMOICAN SOLDO WHO WENT « * M t fflK iU Y fm TAR AND GRAVEL APPARATUS M A C H IN E GUNfiER.JCRVINC IN FRANCE“- - - - - * •SOMEWHERE IN FRANCE” EMPEY FIRST HEARS THE BlG GUNS BOOMING. PLENTY OF STORAGE PLACES S o'orF™n£*i ,,o