You Can be a Better Teacher by Training Yourtelf Pro* fessionally at the Oregon Normal School, Monmouth, Or. OREGON’S SCHOOL FOR OREGON TEACHERS TRIPPING UP “C f Job I« Done to Entire Satisfac­ tion of His Hearers. You will learn what to teach and how to teach. The »chool prepare* you for elementary work In city ami country achoola. Every member of the faculty ha* professional preparation. 8plnner of Yarns, Always Mors Re- markable Than Those Told by COURSES Professional, Supervisor, Rural and Primary. Others, Is Beaten at First Semester Regina September 10, 1917. His Own Game. I<«arii iiMir« .lim it your | ir o f« » l» ii.l ttoa.IlilllUea. T h . IV1T c.ta U ia u . lull*. T h » Iti-iilulr.r h a . o n . for you. W rlln for it. flour John Murvln glanced out of the Window of the shop where he was mak­ W H E N IN ROMANCE SEEN FROM SADDLE ing an afternoon call. “ Cy Pel ton Is beaded this way,” be announced, “ and Qalloplng Hoofs Constitute an Eternal I will muke n prediction. If anyone Challenge to the 8plr!t here present ventures to speak of any­ of Youth. thing out o f the ordinary that he has I TRY heard or rend about, Cy will follow | THE Romance like* to come on horse- with something In the same lin e , only back ; the Jingling spur* and bridle a little more remarkable, that he has SEATTLE’ S LARG EST HOTEL Iron* etuint a happy pean In hi* ear*, been sn eyewitness of, and he’ll be O nly U i m lilork . fm m UnpuU ami Dorka. O y and from the Huddle, a* from the sure to place It In some place pretty S m H * 0H)T Mall I'ark ami Court liu u a.. throne, he look* out over the workiiduy fur from this town. But Cy Belton T H E K1NEHT IH M .I.AK ROOM IN A M E R IC A world, *ays a writer In Scribner’* needn’t flatter himself that he ever W ith d « U c h « l liatli. 1 M f S M . II 00 t| 10 2 l> .ramia, II Ml K >J0 Magazine. fools me. I have sense enough to W ith privata bath. I i * r » m , *Z i t i «¡.M l VI M) Romance always bn* been linked know that be always makes up his 2 p a ra o n a . 13 1X1 13 Ml 14.00 “ W h e n In Seattle Try the F rye” with riding; In the playroom mounted story as he goes along, and I live In on a gallant rocking chair youth ride* hopes of seeing him tripped up some Into a land of golden deed*; later be duy." AGATE C u t t in g «wing* In long gallop* on the faithful At that moment the door opened and r o e | l v > w t w i u cu» hobbyhorse Into spicy and fugitive ad­ ♦ he reputed spinner o f “ yarns’’ walked MOUNT T O O * . » . A A C * tO 0 0 4 » S IN O U H I C U T U N O t a l/» venture. To the page on a prancing In. At his heels came Carle Noah T IN O M I A N » AO A TC palfrey and to the cavalryman In Briggs, the acknowledged oldest In­ khaki the lure of romance t* the mime; habitant. the rhythm of galloping hoof* thud* *Tve Just been rending an Inter­ always In the Imagination, the ludjr’e esting p i e c e about Abraham Lincoln,” favor on the lunce and the quivering Cncle Noah began, us he accepted the scarlet guidon flutter ullkc a niy«torl- easiest chair. “ When he was a young mnn clerk­ ou* nod eternal challenge to the spirit W « P e r th e P o e t a « « "To horse and uwny," and ing In a store, someone stumped him I f in r im i o f P u r e D r u g s e n d C n e m ir t U , A r c h of youth. S u p p o r t s . S h o u ld e r B r a c e s . T R U S S E S . F.leati* one day to pic* up n barrel of rum all the world’s before one. S t o c k in g » . A b d o m in a l S u p p o r t e r » . S u s p e n s o r y Stevenson always wanted to write n off the floor and hold It up to bis B e n d e g e » fo r M e n . am ! ell o th e r Itu h b rr G oo d » o f « v e r y d — cH p Itoti. M o d $0 ll g story about a man galloping up to au mouth and drink out of the hnnghole; L A U E D A V IS D R U G CO. Inn nt night, and the very suggestion and he did It. But after he laid the T ru xs E x p e rts barrel down ngaln, he spit every drop T h ir d a n d Y a m h i ll, P o r t la n d , O r. brings a tingle to the Imagination: of the liquor out o f Ills mouth. By on th* highw ay low end loud, Cncle Noah would have continued, fly at tha gallop goes he. lie heurd him In the sleepless mid­ but he made n fatal pause, and Cyrus night« of his chlhfhood; and. Indeed, Belton got the floor. Arc made from your OLD CAK- “ I had an uncle, on my mother’s the sound of thudding hoofs alwuy* I'ETS. Rag Hugo woven all sizes. side.” he said, “ thnt I guess was full makes the heart beat faster. The so- Mail order* receive prompt and care­ eluble cluttering of a single footer on os strong In his arms ns ever Mr. Lin­ ful attention. Send for booklet. asphalt, the crackling of twigs and coln was. and even stronger In tem­ NORTHWEST HUG CO. perance. He was n blacksmith In the E. Hth and Taylor Sts. Portland, Or. leaves on the quiet autumn trails, the town of Industry. muffled rhythm of a canter on the turf. “ One time, when I was a small hoy, Its resonance on a bridge— all these Hiram Quint, one of Cncle Life’s near muke music In the ears unit bring the ACADEMY OF THE HOLY CHILD very smell of adveuture. To him who neighbors, was building n big barn, and it V P » e r k , P o r tla n d . O r e g o n . C iti he bad ashed n lot of men to the rais­ Phu T a b o r 1 0 8 1 . rides there I* always “ something lost A SELECT B O A R D IN G A N D ing. behind the runges"—and hi« heurt D A Y S C H O O L TO R G IR L S “ In those days almost everyone yearn« for IL B o y s U n d e r 10 A d m it t e d . drank hard elder, and thought nothing O ff m i exceptional ad van Leg«*». Limit««! num* o f It, hut Cncle Life wns dend set l w «if pupil». Individual care. T horough moral, Rewarding Italian Soldier«. mental, physical training. M<*!ern languagne. against It. When he came along thnt Music. A rt. A snlary aeheine 1* being worked duy and saw the big barrel of cider out In Italy, which promises to hnve A good results. Salaries will tie paid by that Mr. Quint hnd provided for re­ freshment. he says, ’Illram. your rais­ employers to their employees, who are ing would come on full ns well, und on uctlve service the continuation of some chaps here would he better off. Slith end Everett SU.. PortUnd. Or«. which will be regulated nccordlng to If you would carry that elder down to Four block» from Union liejiot. T w o block» from N ew PuslofTlc«. M<*l«m and fireproof. the number of yeurs of previous serv­ the br<*ok nnd dump It.’ O ver 100 outaide room ». Rate« 76c to 12.00. ice. The first clnuse provide« for the “ I saw Hiram wink nt the bystand­ CIIAS. G. IIOPKINS. M/majrr. reinstatement In their former posi­ ers. nnd says lie, Tin hardly strong tions of nil employee* huvlng served enough. But If yon are,’ says he. for at least one year with the Ann •you’re nt liberty to do It.’ for which they were working nt the “ ‘All right.’ says Cncle Life, and he B o u i h l . S o ld . R . n t . f l * n d R . p a i n d entrance of Italy Into the wnr. The | made for his blneksinlth shop. In a W A L K E R E LEC T R IC W O R K S J R um .Ida. cur. luUi. I'ortUuuJ. Ora. . clauses relating to salaries during the few minutes bnefe he came, bringing n war are as follow «: All workingmen i horseshoe that lie had hammered out with the colors who have been with a j In such n way that he could make the HIDES, PELTS. CASCARA SARK, firm for ut least five years are en­ heel calks fit Into the hnnghole of the WOOL AND MOHAIR. titled to a third of their usuul sal­ barrel as It Iny there on the ground. Si m l iM fM Itn. Writ« fir prtc#« ltd illppun ti(i aries during the continuation of the Then, with Hie horseshoe ns a handle, T hi H. F. M ontom C o . nnuu. on.; Satin, wi. war. This applies to married men he lifted that barrel of elder ns If It with families. In all other case« the hnd been n enrpethng nnd carried it S C IE N TIF IC A S TR O L O G IC A L In .tru rtion «: Forecaata, ((«mling*. Hooka, etc. A general fo r e ­ employers shnll pay the men at the to the brook nnd emptied It.” cast for 6 year« with special indication» for 1 year: rate of n qunrter of their former sal­ “ Now. If you will give me a chance. or any particular question with advice, for $1.00. Men with ten year«’ service to I should like to put In n word,” said •end full birth data. A S T R O L O G IC A L STU DIO. aries. Portland. O regon, P. O. B o* 825. thetr credit will receive, If married, Cncle Noah, with n show of Impa­ S T U D Y bookkeeping, shorthand, telegraphy, with families, onc-hnlf of their sal­ tience. “ It so hnppened that I was nt •aleamanship. English branches, at an accrodlTkd aries, and If not married n third. The the raising of Hiram Quint’s barn.” M k e d l write, or phone Main 6tfu for catalogue. i “ Now. I nlwnys try to be accurate." graduate* guaranteed poaltiona. B ehnke-W alker I decree only applies to firms employing ll uni nee» College. 167 4th Street, near Morrison. ut least three workmen. said Cyrus, hitching uneasily In his Portland. O regon. clinlr, “but I was only n little shaver 1 ■"11 “ ■“ ■ “ ■■■“ ■■■■I ■ nt the time, nnd mehbe my recollection Grimly Classical. Is a little nt fnult." Getting Oil From Needles. "No. you were wrong. Cy,” said “ Do you regard the study o f Latin Investigations of the yield and the a* an advantage?“ value of cedar oil obtainable from some Uncle Noah firmly. “ When you broke “ Not now,“ replied Mr. Growcher. of our southern and western trees hnve In on me. I was about to tell the story, “ But sometimes I wish literature had been mndo by the forest service partly and tel! If ns ’twns. It wasn’t a bnrre! stuck to the old language. 1 can’ t with a view to the possible utilization of elder thnt your uncle cnrrled down imagine anybody writing best seller of wnste material left after lumber­ nnd dumped In the brook In the way nnd mnnner thnt you described It. It stories or ragtime songs in Latin.” — ing In the national forests. Washington Star. In these Investigations, longlenf and wns two barrels of elder—one In each western yellow pine leaves produce the hand."—Youth’s Companion. Green Golfer (to caddie)—“ What most promising results, but the needle are you looking there for? 1 must Ils obtained from these pines did not One Foot Walks Faster Than Other. You may think It Is silly to ask have driven it 50 yards farther than -urpnss the already firmly established which foot walks faster, but It Isn’t. that.“ spruce and hemlock oils. Diplomatic Caddie— “ Yes, sir; but The large quantities o f needles and If you will take a pavement that Is sometimes they hit a stone and twigs on forest service timber snle elenr nnd wnlk briskly in the center, bounce back a terrible distance, sir.’ ’ areas are not only a sheer waste, but you will find, before you have gone — Transcript. ulso form a special fire hazard. An In­ 50 yards, thnt you hnve veered to one creased market for leaf oil would make side. You must not make nn effort to possible the utilization o f some of keep in the renter, but If you will think of something, nnd endeavor to this waste material. walk naturally, you will not be able to keep In n direct line. If you lose Fits Men and Women for Cats Fond of Needles. yourself on nn expanse of black moor­ a life o f useful and profit­ Cats seem to hnve n hnblt of swal­ land and wnlk on, you will describe able work as lowing needles. When a eat is brought a complete circle. The explanation to a veterinary hospital suffering with lies In the propensity of one foot to DruglcHH Practitioners a cough, tho doctor always looks for a wnlk faster than the other, or take a F. A. BREWSTER, M. D., DEAN needle. In one instanco Doctor Childs longer stride than the other, causing 712 State, Salem, Oregon. o f New York operated on a cat to re­ you to wnlk to one side. To mnke as­ move what he thought was an ordi­ surance doubly sure, try placing two nary needle. He found a hatpin nine sticks nbout eight feet apart, then Veal, Pork, Beef, Inches long. Bat the cat’s life was stand off about sixty feet, blindfold Poultry, Butter, Eggs saved. yourself, nnd endeavor to walk be­ end Farm Produce tween them. to th « Old Rollahlo F ro n tin g hntnm w ith s SEATTLE FRYE ano at at in D R U G S B Y M A IL BEAUTIFUL RUGS New Houston Hotel ELECTRIC MOTORS College of Neurology and Electro-Therapeutics, Inc., SHIP record o f 46 ywara o f Snuxro Dealings, mnd K m assured o f T O P M AR K E T PRICES. F. M. CRONKHITE ♦ M 7 F r e e ! Street P. N. U. Portland. O re g o n No. 30, 1917 Naturally. U fa of a Chain. “ Don’t the poor fisherman ever lose By twisting a hemp rope In and out money In this aelne fishing?” of the links of n chain that runs over “ Ob, no. It la a business In which a pulley, not only Is the noise sup­ there ere bound to be net profit*“ pressed but the life of tho chain Is lengthened 70 per cent. The Cooler The Drink That Fit» for Hot W eather Is In the Bottle! A Brew that Stand« Alone. Made by our patented process. Aak your dealer. If he has’nt it in ztock, ASK US. Portland Brewing Co., Portland, Oregon. Obviously Exempt. One of the registrars in a Virginia country district tells a story o f a negro man, obviaously within the prescribed ages and of powerful physique, who turned up on registration day. The registrar had a good deal o f difficulty in making the applicant understand the questions. “ Do you claim exemption?” he asked. “ Whut’s dat, suh?” “ Is there any reason why you should not render military service— why you should not fight your country’s bat­ tles?” “ Oh, yes, suh,” replied the appli­ cant, much enlightened. “ Ise gun- shy.” — Richmond Times-Dispatch. Resino! do it now Laugh When People Step On Y o ur Feet Try this yourself then It along to others. It works! pass ■ASOLI) S O K U S . Q IS O D «Z *lb A »* . Brooklyn, H T . Granulated Eyelids» k J U T t ? Eye* inflamed by expo- (ure to San, Oast and »In* auickiy relieved by Marias Eye Kenedy. No Smania«, just Eye Comfort. At Y ou r Druggist*« 50c per Bottle. Mariae Eye SalteinTubes 25c. For B«ok «like Eyefreeaik Druggini or Mariae Eye Beacdy C«., Chicago E y es?; Ouch ! ? ! ? ! ! This kind of rough talk will be heard less 1 ere in town if people troubled with corns will follow the simple advice of this Cincinnati authority, who claims that a few drops of a drug called freezone when applied b n o m ore n e e n n r y to a tender, aching corn or hardened than S m a l l p o x , Army callous stops soreness at once, and experience has icraosatm aS soon the corn or callous dries up and the tlm a tt mliaculouf effi­ cacy, *nd hxrmlei*n<"B, of Antityphoid Vaccination. lifts right off without pain. tie ncclnated NOW by your physician, yen and He says freezone dries immediately your family. It is more xltal than boose Insurance. and never Inflames or even Irritates Aik your physician, druggist, o» tend to t “ Ksxa you hsd Typhoid?” telling of T y p h o i d Vscclne, the surrounding skin. A small bottle results from us . and danger from Typhoid Carriers. of freezone will cost very little at any Tsr cum * LAHotATotY, MtnnrY, cal drug store, but will positively remove raoM cise ssccrass ■ stsuat sasca s. s. m s . uctssa every hard or soft corn or callous from one’s feet Millions of American women will welcome this announce­ CUTICURA STOPS ITCHING ment since the Inauguration of the high heels. If your druggist doesn’t Instantly In Moat Cases— Write for a have freezone tell him to order a small Free Sample. bottle for you. Cuticura is wonderfully effective. The Soap to cleanse and purify, the SELECTION OF CHOICE SEED Ointment to soothe and heal all forms of Itching, burning skin and scalp af­ Crops Don’t “ Run Out,” Say Experts fections. Besides these super-creamy at Ames— Fanning and Grading emollients if used daily prevent little Are of Importance. skin troubles becoming serious. Free sample each by mail with Address postcard, Cuticura, The old Idea that furm crops “run Book. out" may safely be looked upon as a Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. —Adv. humbug, say the farm crops men at the Iowa experiment station at Ames; HAVE YOU A SW EETHEART that is. If reasonable care Is given to or Brother in camp or training for defense? the selection of good seed and proper Son If so. mail him a package o f Allen's Foot Ease, methods of soil culture each year. the antiseptic Powder for Tired, Aching. Sw ol­ len Feet, and prevents blisters and sore spots. Under careless management, of course, Makes walking easy. Sold everywhere, 25c. crops will deteriorate the same as an­ imals or men. Knew Her Botany. If, due to careless handling, farm “ What was the former talking crops do run down or “ run out," the about?” asked the first summer girl. best thing to do Is to run them out. “ A whiffle-tree,’ ’ said the other. Dispose of the poor stuff and make a “ Well, I’ ve studied botany, but I nev­ fresh start with good seed from the er heard of a whiffle-tree. Sounds farm of a thrifty neighbor. Then like his idea o f a jo k e .” — Louisville keep the seed good. Courier-Journal. With tests of hundreds of varie­ ties of different classes of crops at the experiment station nt Ontario, Can­ ada, Ames and other places, where reasonable attention was given to fan­ ning nnd grading seed each year, cases ’ of “ run out” are practically unknown. j Tills lias also been the case on all well- , managed farms, also. With proper management and nor­ Quinn’» Experience mal conditions the seed grown on the Mr*. furm should always be the best seed Ought to Help You Over for that farm. TYPHOID WOMEN OF MIDDLE AGE the Critical Period. AUTUMN DEMAND FOR CELERY Lowell, Mass.—“ For the last three Tendency to Rush Product to Market years I have been troubled with the Change o f Life and Before It Is Well Blanched— Los« the bad feelings In Trimming. common at t h a t time. I was in a The bracing fall weather will stimu­ very nervous condi­ late the demand for celery. At this tion, with headaches season when It Is selling readily at and pain a g o o d good prices, there Is a tendency to deal o f the time so I rush celery to market before It Is well was unfit to do my blanched. This Is a mistake, because work. A f r i e n d It necessitates severe trimming nt the asked me to try Lydia E. Pinkham's market end, and the product goes to V e g e t a b l e Com­ the cheaper trade. To catch the best pound, which I did, grade, celery must be fully blanched, and it has helped me in every’ wav. I clean and well trimmed. am not nearly so nervous, no headache “ Handling" celery should be finished or pain. I must say that Lydia E. promptly and the rows ridged as fast Pinkham’ s Vegetable Compound is the as possible. If the soil Is allowed to best remedy any sick woman can take. “ get Into the hearts of the plants It —Mrs. M a r g a r e t Q uinn , Rear 2S& * will cause ro t Celery Intended for Worthen S t , Lowell, Mass. Other warning symptoms are a sense storage should not be ridged. In some quarters there Is a prejudice against o f suffocation, hot flashes, headaches, blanching celery with boards. It Is backaches, dread o f impending evil, timidity, sounds in the ears, milpitation claimed that blanching with earth of the heart sparks before the eyes, makes it crisper and gives It a better irregularities, constipation, variablo flavor. Just the same, much o f the appetite, weakness, inquietude, and product grown In various parts of the dizziness. country Is blanched with boards, and • If you need special advice, write to the 1 * Lydia E. P’nkham Medicine Co. It sella for top prices, to * 7 ’confidential), Lynn, Mass.