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About The Forest Grove express. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1916-1918 | View Entire Issue (May 10, 1917)
Thought Choata a Footman. Wlii-ii Joseph H. Choate waa ambas sador to the court of Ht. James he wan standing m ar the door a* acme o f the a neat h at the reception were leaving. An Kna'laiiinan, inlataklnK him for one of the footmen, aald: "Cull me currlaKo." Mr. Choate turned to him and aald: "H ow do you do, Carriage?" "W hy do you call me that?" de mand'd the aatonlahed Englishman. "W ell," responded Mr. Choate, dry ly, " I couldn’t very well call you llan- aom."— Ludlea’ Home Journal. * rS m 'LARGEST and FINEST" H O TEL ia tW NORTHWEST^ 1 if t a 1)550 V . H a u a a r, P ( H ld « n l. s * . ( ] 75 A pD.jr-tlp K 2 9 P 8 B $2 Up I Some Men Are Lucky. W ife (at breukfaat)— Oh, John, I'll bet 1 know who you gave your «eat to c o i i i I i i k home In the car laat night. Hub < who had been out having a quiet little gnine)— Nonuenue, my dear! How could you ever k u i - hh ? H o w do you know 1 gave up my mat to anyone? W ife— Yea, you did. You dear, kind old Voy; you let a poor old lrlahman have it, for I diatinctly heard you nay In your aleep, "Oh, that’a all right, I'll ataud pat.” — Menton Trariacrlpt. lAsstWr al AaMncVi Eu*fti«ul Co Co For l(< » l Miialml InatrunmnU in trunal harmony. M a lt lit »am how (food th «y c m I«’ , not how murh they will lirirttf. Violin, Mnodolin. Guitar, Kurijo, UkrU'U' Slot;un " I f vou don't find ’ « hi U ( t « r than any, mom I 'arn I «ark at our nxpmwM».“ dll to 116 Hldtf , m * a Want. Ht.. I'urtland. Or«* o FO RD CARS V.vvry Fort! Cmr *houl<! carry on« ® i- t r « tir « It nay« rharurtntf on th « ro w !. TH E T W IN R IM AN OLD RECEIPT TO flta both fn m t nnd rrar wliw-l. A p p li««! In ft n.ln- ulrti H ì v m tin»«*, rlolhm , Um»i»«r and ri'llclon, I l'r ic « If> U) hUtnl p arr«« ptwt prepaid, upon r«»- | o «lp t o f prir«. • U H I VIL6AMIIIM CO , T h « T ir « Shop " IS3-&Ì6 l! u m alti« a t , Fortland. Or«*iron “ C. B . '# M IiV E R B & CO. UNIVERSAL REPAIR and MACHINE SHOP Sage Tea and Sulphur Turns im m ani aiaaiaiao ist itsumiii. a. I. eo. fan sao an»« tn. fu tu il, »•loos' FRED P. GORIN, Palest Attorney. Gray, Faded Hair Dark and Glossy. and l>«v«lopt»r P st«n U «« r u m i or Vrm K«fur.flral F IlK K . Toy X Kay Flats, ahown «v e ry bon« In yuur liuly rttfht throuich your cluthinir. H uit«« 701. 701 A . 70111. 701C. C a n u ti bl«l* . H **tU « Almost everyone knows that Sage Tea and Sulphur, properly compound ed. brings back the natural color and luntre to the hair when failed, streak H T U D Y l*jukk««iilfiif. ahortharul, M *irr«p h y, Years ago the only way •alMmsnahip, Kfitfluh hranrhra. at «n arcmailnd ed or gray. arhuol. w rit«, or phon« Main 690 for ratalofu«*; to got tills mixture waa to make it at fratitialM i au aran ti»«! p<«sitiuna. lk<hnk«-Walk«r 1 home, which la rnunsy and trouble Hu si nr>«« (ÀjlUqr*. 167 4th H lrw t. nosr Aforrtaon. some. Furt lanci. Oregon Nowadays we simply ask at any L X A K N A T R A D E . G w Tractor and A u to drug store for "W y eth ’s Sage and Sul m obil« m«n ar« In demand. W « an* irtvinu « rom- phur Compound." You will get a large p lot« c-ours« In both for th « price* o f on« tuition, bottle of this old time recipe Improved for a abort tin«* only. Lartf«* claaa now irraeluat- Ingr and h av« runrn f-.r few nmr«« rn*-n < aLalotf by the addition of other ingredients for and detalla f m . H Traát * W » . 20É A Maaésia* about 60 cents. Everybody uses this Fortland. O regon. preparation now. because no one can posHlbly tell that you darkened your hair, as It does It so naturally and evenly. You dampen a sponge or soft B u uih l. Sold. H .ntM i in d R .p * t r o l brush with it and draw this through W A t.K K K k l.K C T K IC W O R K S your hair, taking one small strand at llurnuda. cur. luth. Portland. Ora. a time; by morning the gray hair dis appears, and after another application All Swedes. or two, your hair becomes beautifully The mayor of iioaton, while travel dark, thick and glossy and you look ing In Mlnneaota, found hlm «elf one years younger. Wyeth's Sage and day In a northern town Inhabited en Sulphur Compound Is a delightful toil tirely, It fct-emed, by Swedea. To «at- et requisite. It is not Intended for the lafy bin curloalty, ho addreaned him- cure, mitigation or prevention of dis aelf to one of the cltlzena: ease. "H ave you no Kngliah in this town?” "N o air, there ban no Kngliah." Rather Plainly PuL "And no French? Germans? Rus "W hat is your definition. Miss Ma sian«?" bel, of a manly man?’’ be asked. "N o. nothing but Swedoa." Mias Mabel looked at him coldly. "N o Irish, I suppose?" The clock struck 11. She hid a "Oh, yea; there ban two Irlahera. yawn behind her hand and said: One, he'a the mayor, and the oUier, My definition of a manly man, Mr. tau'a the chief of police.” — Irish World. Skinner, Is a chap who doesn’t stay on and on and on just because he knows the girl Isn't strong enough to throw him o u t” — Exchange. ELECTRIC MOTORS 40 Per Cent °" x !? dd S » nc H**nd »in your r»«**t fllro or n f f l t i v n i for a trial and r**c«*iv«* 4o per cent diacount on th « order. V«v lox print«. \'r up. Dwvalouinff. 10 «nd If*. Lin b»nr«'m«*lita. up to tixl0, black and whit«, 26c. A ll work irwarant*w*d. O wlnif to th « discount, kindly •rnd remit t*nc® to rover order. DifTrrvnc« w ill la* r«fu n d «d m c « jm * notncgre not kwr I. Only on« w - d «r to a family at th»« p rir«. THf HURT* THAT P liA tt" PHOTO C R A F T 811 OP. P itto d l Block. I* •» i k i i 77ft. rorllaml. " r . g o n l e B rest, in N ew h h oe «. Alwsy*. . I n k « In Allen'e Foot.¿use. « powd-r. .t liol, . » '- « t in g , aching, .»n llt-n levt. ............rn -. Ingrowing null, siul bunions. At 1 1 1 -4 ntl'l rInn- Btor'-r, £’>«•. P on t accept »:iv m i . - tltnte. -»»m u len ulled FU LL. Address M ien « Olmsted, Lu Hoy N. Y. Problem Settled. “ Has Jones any trouble with the servant question In his suburban home?" "No, Indeed. He has a woman who Re vint HI j h Hire. Write lor pricis Md iltppto* 1*1* cooks, washes, irons, cleans, nurses T hi H. P. N orton C o . nrtund. on.; sum. wi. and sews, and takes the wages he chooses to give her.” "H ow did he manage to get hold of W E SELL such a m arvel?” "H e married her.” — Exchange. HI0E8, PELTS. CASCARA BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR. Seed Beans! Seed Potatoes! Cash Paid for Ranch Eggs, Dairy Butter N o Commission. S. N . HE1DENREICH - 74 rion t St., Portland, Or. W a A r s B u ysr. of Veal, Hogs, Hides, Poultry, Eggs, Etc. Your thipm antt to us w ill brine to you prom pt rtlu riu and bost possible prices. W R IT E F O R S H IP P IN G T A G S . V A L L E Y PRODUCE COM PANY, 116 Front 8 L . I ’ortland. Oregon SHIP Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs and Farm Produce to th * Old Reliable Kverdlne houee with a record o f 4ft year« o f Square Ik»alinira, and be aaauYsd o f T O P M A R K E T PRICES. F. M. CRONKHITE 45-47 Front S treet Port lend. Oregon WHOLESALE PLUMBING GOODS ' Auto Supplies Direct to You W R IT E T O D A Y FLEMING PLUMBING SUPPLY HOUSE 112 Fourth St., Portland, Ore. “RUPTURE IT’S C A U S E A N D C U R E ” le th e title of a book let. fr e e . Addreee D e a l. C, W e will m eil yon one A. L U N D B E R G CO., 1107 Third A v s , Seat'le. . ■t P. N. U. . _____1 Jill. No. IS, 1*17 BOARD GATE IS NONSAGGING Moat Improved Method of Plaolng Bracea la Shown In llluetration Tried With Succeaa. The uaual method o f bracing n gate built up of board« la to fasten horizon tal cleat a ncroas It, one near the top nnd another near the bottom, and a llilrd diagonally between them, form ing n Z-shape, wrltea C. F. J. Charlla« of Houaton, Tex., In Popular Mechan ic« Magazine. This la often unaatla- fnctory In that the gate «ag« ea«lly hy «train In u«c, a« well na from It« own weight. A better method of disposing the bracea la ahown In the aketch. T h l« waa tried out with aucceaa, t h e gate wlttiMtundlrig u n u su a l «train. Tne ■'J S3 w $ 3 .5 0 $4 $ 4 .5 0 $5 $6 $7 & $ 8 .Í8 V S M . D o u g la s Save Money by W earing W . iy overBOOO shoe dealer«. •hoe«. For sale by The Beat Known Shoe« in the World. L. Douglas name and the retail price is .tamped on the bot tom o f all shoes at die factory. H i e value is guaranteed and the wearer protected against high prices for inferior shoes. T h e retail prices are the same everywhere. T lie y cost no more in San Francisco than they d o in N e w Y ork . T h ey are always worth the price paid for them. * I 'he quality o f W . L . Douglas product is guaranteed by more *• than 40 yean experience in making fine shoes. T h e smart styles are the leaden in the Fashion Centres o f Am erica. T h e y are made in a well-eauipped factory at Brockton, Mass., by the highest paid, skilled shoemakers, under the direction and supervision o f espenenced men, all working with an honest determination to make the best shoes for the price that money can buy. A s k y o u r s h o e d e a le r f o r W . f . T to n g la a sh o es. I f h e c a n n o t s u p p ly y o u w it h th e k in d yo u w a n t, ta k e n o o t h e r m a k e . W r i t e f o r In te r e s t in g b o o k le t e x p la in in g h o w t o g e t . h o c . o f th e h lg h r o t s ta n d a rd o f q u a lit y f o r 11.« p r ic e , b y re tu rn m a ll, p o s ta g e free . LOOK FOR W name and the f r e t a d ° p r i o e .i i ,, stamped on the bottom. Boys’ Shoes $ 3.00 I M O A U W P r e s id e n t 0 \ \ . I_ D o u g la s Hhoe C o „ I « 3 - p a rk ht., B r o c k t o n , M ass. Thing« We Do Instinctively. Straighten our cravat when we hear a strange female voice at the other end of the telephone wire. Feel that we are Included when the term "prominent citizens” la used. Button the flap over the packet that contains our purse when approaching, New York or Chicago. Absentmlndedly shiver when pre-; Nonsagging Gate. aented to ladies from New England. Sigh deeply w hen the president’s ' lower bruce 1« placed horizontally Mexican policy Is mentioned. ncross the board« and well nailed. Carry on a conversation In hoarse j The upper brace extend« diagonally whispers when In an art gallery.— | downward und 1« notched Into an In Life. termediate brace, which in turn 1« notched Into the lower one. The hinge« CUTICURA KILLS DANDRUFF ure fuMtened to the edge, at the left The Cause of Dry, Thin and Falling o f the «ketch. Hair and Does It Quickly— Trial Free SUGAR BEETS AND MANGELS Tend to Increase Milk When Fed to Dairy Cows— Corn Silage Is Far More Economical. Sugar beets nnd mangels tend to In crease milk production when fed to dairy cow«, but experiments conduct ed at the Ohio experiment station «how that corn silage 1« fur more economical. Because of this fact these dairy experts do not advise the feed ing o f beets except for high records where cost 1« a minor consideration, or where the number of cows Is too «tnull to permit the use o f a silo. Cows fed beets had keen appetites und ate more feed because of the stimulating effects of this root crop. A fter ten years' work the Ohio station has found that two pounds o f dry mat ter can be produced In the form o f silage nt less cost than one pound In the form o f beets. Convenience in feeding Is In favor of silage. RADISHES ARE EASY TO GROW Quickest of Garden Crops— Water Sup ply Is Essential for Vegetables of Fine Quality. Undishes nre probably the quickest and most easily grown o f garden crops. They need a good supply o f moisture to make fine quality. Generally rad ishes nre use<J ns u companion crop with slower growing plants. They re quire little cultivation nnd nre ready for market In a few weeks. Marketing Is the Important consideration with radishes, more so than the winter root crops which can be stored In cellars or vegetable pits nnd sold or used over n long period o f time. Fowls Moot Have Strong Constitu tional Vigor— Quality Necessary for Increased Profits. Lima. Ohio.-—" I wa9 all broken down in health from a displacement One o f my lady friends came to see me and she ad vised me to com mence taking Lydia E. Pinkham’ s V eg etable Com pound and to use Lydia E. Pinkham’s Sanativo Wash. I began tak ing your remedies and took $5.00 worth nnd in two months was a well woman after three doctors said I never would stand up straight again. I was a mid w ife for seven years nnd I recommended the Vegetable Compound to every wo man to take before birth and after wards. and they all got along so nicely that it surely is a godsend to suffering women. I f women wish to write to me I will be delighted to answer them. ” — Mrs.JKNNiu M o y l r , 342 E.North SL, Lima, Ohio. Women who suffer from displace ments, weakness, irregularities, ner vousness, backache, or bearing-down pains, need the tonic properties o f the roots and herbs contained in Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegetable Compound. “ THE SHOE T H A T HOLDS ITS S H A P E ’ * ■.■■¡■■■■if BROKEN DOWN SEEK HIGH-PRODUCING HENS IN HEALTH W om an Tells H ow $5 W orth of Pinkham’8 Compound Made Her Well. W. L. DOUGLAS The high-producing hen must hnve strong constitutional vigor, nnd In se lecting fowls for the breeding pen. If this precaution is taken, one step will be made toward breeding fo r In creased production. NOT SATISFACTORY FOR COW Corn Fodder and Timothy Hay Not Recommended as Roughage— Both Are Low in Protein. Corn fodder and timothy hny do not mnko a satisfactory roughage ration fo r dairy cows. Both are very low In protein nnd consequently when used, must be supplemented with a grain mixture rleh In protein. Get Harness In Shape. Whnt about the harness, is It ready fo r spring work? It not, look it over and put It In shape. Using Mechanical Milker. A mnn using n mechanical milker can milk several more cows than he enn milk by hand. Clean Vegetable«. Cleanliness nlwnys p«ys big divi dends In the preparation o f vegetables for markeL Clean Grain Seed. Cleon the seed grain l It pay«, and ooya big. Free trial of Resinol for sick skins Physician, have prweribed R isiaci Ointment and Keainci Soap lor twenty ycare in the treat ment of itchinx, burning e kin-eruption.. Sold by ail druggist,; lor trial free, write to Dept, 1-T, Reeinol, Baltimore, Md. ia no more w treury TYPHOID th an S m a l l p o x . Army experience bx. demoiMtraied the almoat minculouf e ffi cacy, an-1 harmlemeO. of Antityphoid Vaccination. be vaccinated NOW by yonr phyalcian, yen and your family. It 1. more vital than house insurance. Aik your physician, druggist, or lend for "H ave you had Typhoid?” telling of T y p h o id Vaccine, results from us , and danger from Typhoid Carriers. T ie arrrr* l a b o * a t o « y , B c t m iY , c a l Anoint spots of dandruff, itching and irritation with Cuticura Ointment : Follow at once by a hot shampoo with Cuticura Soap, if a man, and next morning If a woman. When Dandruff goes the hair comes. Use Cuticura ra o e u c ia s v a c c u is a sa a sa a . . s e a a. a. aor. u ca a a a Soap daily for the toilet. »Tee sample each by mail with Book. Address postcard, Cuticura, AdM$.«ltar- r.*- M M M Dept. L, Boston. Sold everywhere. • ad efcttta. mar mean L a C. r ryrr Try ■ eo*b«d tootroe H — Adv. ) iRIAK-OP-â-COCD TA GRIPPE I Passing it On. _ _ WEEKS will a * T A R L IT I pa 25c „»j dru. "Ah. m e !” sighed the successful man Granulated Eyelids. who was revisiting the old village S O T 0 E yes inflamed b y expo- school; "how time does fly ! Th irty iu re to Son, Dastand M ia i years ago I sat in this very front seat uickly _ relieved ------- by Marisa and it seems to me as if It were but ye Kenedy. No Smarting, yesterday. I f I am not very much just Eye C om fort.«A t mistaken, you’ll find my Initials carv Your Druggiit’ i 50c it per Bottle, ferine Eye ed on the desk." < in Tubes 0 25c SalveinTi "T h ey ’re there, right enough,” said D ruggisti or Mariae 25 c. ForBtokelllKEyeFreeask Eye ly Ca., the present occupant of the seat. “ I got whipped for doing it just because my Initials happened to be the same A Marvelous Escape. as yours.”— Exchange. I "P oor John, he was a kind and for- | bearing husband,’’ sobbed the widow on her return from the funeral. “ Yes,” said a sympathizing neigh bor, "but it is all for the best. You E O T W A T 3E E must try and comfort yourself, my dear, with the thought that your hus D M M U K G HF T O O band is at peace at last.” There was silence for about fiv e minutes. Then M O T FFEL « I T the poor widow looked for the neigh bor. but she had disappeared.— Ex change. 8ays glass cf hot water with Always Ready. phosphate before breakfast washes cut poisons. “ Say, Jims, have you hot and cold water in your house?” "Sure I have. Cold water for any suggestions I may I f you wake up with a bad taste, bad happen to make and hot water the breath and tongue is coated; if your rest of the time.” — Baltimore Am eri head is dull or aching; i f what you eat can. sours and forms gas and acid in stom ach, or you are bilious, constipated, nervous, sallow and can’t get feeling just right, begin inside bathing. Drink before breakfast, a glass o f real hot water with a teaspoonful o f limestone phosphate in I t This w ill flush the ; irausna, Cal.—" I want to extend to poisons and toxins from stomach, you my heartfelt liver, kidneys and bowels and cleanse, t h a n k s for the sweeten and purify the entire alimen benefits derived tary tract. Do your inside bathing im from the use ol mediately upon arising in the morning your medicines, to wash out of the system all the pre also for the kind vious day's poisonous waste, gases and Wy' and good advice sour bile before putting more food into obtained. l a m a the stomach. '6 , proud mother. To feel like young folks feel; like YA' " I had been a you felt before your blood, nerves and /yRr e a t sufferer; muscles became loaded with body Im ( three times I was purities, get from your pharmacist a Ri 1 given up to die—• quarter pound of limestone phosphate which Is inexpensive and almost taste the last time being four mouths ago. less, except for a sourish twinge which 1 doctored with several doctors but obtained no relief. Was told that an Is not unpleasant. Just as soap and hot water act on operation would effect a cure, so I the skin, cleansing, sweetening and submitted to one, but this proved like freshening, so hot water and limestone all the medicines I had taken — not phosphate act on the stomach, liver, beneficial. I obtained, and started at kidneys and bowels. Men and women once taking ‘ Favorite Prescription.’ "Fou r months ago the doctors and who are usually constipated, bilious, headachy or have any stomach dis nurse said it would be a year or more order should begin this Inside bathing before I would be able to do my house before breakfast. They are assured work, and, of course, I thought so they w ill become real cranks on the myself as I was not able to walk across the floor for several weeks. I subject shortly. am now able to do my housework and to care for my children and I do not The Cause. feel as though I could ever thank you A slight disturbance arose outside of enough for the benefits I have re a church In the far-back Ozarks, where ceived.” — M rs . M.YBEU.K K if p , i ¿4 a funeral was being solemnized. South Pasadena Ave. “ What's going on out there?” whis W hy should any woman continue to pered an usher to a late comer. worry, to lead a miserable existence, “ Aw, the hearse and the pallbearers’ when Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription wagon ’pear to be Jockeying for posi is sold by druggists, in either tablet tion,” replied the new arrival, who or liquid form? was the owner of a running horse.— Sick people are invited to consult Judge. Dr. Pierce by letter, free. A ll corres pondence is held as strictly private A Teat of Nerves. and sacredly confidential. "H ow are that patient’s nerve«?” Send three dimes ( or stamps) for asked one doctor. "Fin e,” replied the other. "H e can mailing charges to I)r. Ifierce’s Invalids’ read all the headline« in the dally pa Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y ., and you will re- per now without a tremor.” — Ex receive«-. copy of the “ Common Sense Medical Adviser,” a!l charges prepaid. change. 2 r— ................ . 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