(Fit? Jiurrat <£ritu* txpm iH
criticiseth h is elders, h e pur-!
ehaseth perfume and sinelleth
louder than a billy goat. When
he groweth up he getteth a job
¡as clerk in a store at one dollar a
day and swipeth extra change'
from his boss until he is caught.;
Selah!
Moral: Keep the boy at home
after dark
Make the home a
shelter and safe retreat for the
children, not a prison.—Ex.
Published every Thursday at Forest Grove, Oregon.
W. C. Benfer, Editor and Publisher.
■lass matter Jan. 12, 191t>, at the postoff!
Oregon, under the Act o f March 3, 1ST*.»
THURSDAY, MARCH 15. 1917
N O T E S
A
A N 1)
C O M M E N T S
•‘ My policy has boon to cultivate peace with all
the world. 1 most sincerely and devoutly wish that
the exertions o f those having this object in view
may effect what human nature cries aloud for a
general peace.” George Washington.
To chuckle in the morning
And chuckle oft at night.
Soon works as hits o f leaven
That makes the loaf get light.
— Western Farmer.
Missouri woman shot for re-
fusing a kiss. W ed rather be shot
than kiss some people we know,
Kaleb Kale says all hawgs ain’ t
four-footed, but
great demand for
ones.
After God had
satisfied
was not satished
there ain’t no
the two-legged
made man, He
and
and He
He made
made
woman, the last word in the ani-
mal kingdom, and she has ever
since had that !a-t w ord — The
Misogynist.
Be a
Life Saver
The more time saving devices
we get, the more folks are hurry-!
S A V E T H E L IF E O F T H E T O W N .
ing to keep up with the proces-l
i ers made governor, signed it, says sion. Before the days of the tel
It will die it you don't boost it.
the Benton Couqty Courier.
The best way to boost it is to R EA D THE
ephones you took time to go and
After May 20 any farmer who tell your neighbor the message
H O M E PA PE R C A R E F U L L Y
offers to dispose of butter made you now give him over miles o f'
la k e <sn AC T1VE IN TE R E ST in the town's affairs.
from unpasteurized cream will be wire, but you seem to have no;
S P E N D Y O U R M O N E Y IN T O W N w it h
liat>le to arrest and penally,
more spare time now than then.
th e lo c a l m e rch a n ts
This means he must boost one
Forty years ago the merchant
of two combinations, the manu-
spent an hour every day cleaning
i a f i ^ nf p a ^ u n z tn « Plants nr Iand fl|,iw k,.roS(.„„ ,ampa. Now
Students Can't Accept Prizes
over plans for the county camp,
sell hiss cream to the competitors j he turns the switch and ^
more
No longer may sweaters, or which meets in Banks W'edries-
who are on his trail— the cream­ light in a second of time, but he
i other articles of intrinsic val- day afternoon, April 4. Among
eries.
is more hurried for time than ever lue be given to high school the business to be transacted by
The farmer who has been
plying the stores and private fern- T elep h oim etoctrlcity. automo-1 athletes in Oregon as a reward for the county camp is the «election
¡lies
with his
butter made
mad,, in
in th.,1
*/. parCelf, P° St’ .
l v, nK service on a high school athletic of a delegate to the stale camp.
¡lies with
his butter,
the
machinery, all save time, but as team. Any s t u d e n t receiving which meets at LaGrunde Wed-
old fashioned way, is forbidden toll
time issav»d in one place, some such rewards shall be declared in- nesday, May 2 The Banks boys
do thU after May 20. He will be I
new demur d eats it tip.
eligible to participate in any con- are preparing to show visitors to
arrested if he dots so.
His butter will be all right for! Postmaster Wirtz has b e e n te t staged by the Oregon High the county camp a good time.
| After Friday night’s meeting, the
himself, his family, the hired man notified to rend no more mail to School Athletic association
)b u t'\ :O T X rte h ™ o | th »'N a lira a i M a ir O r d « Broker-
Broke” j This informal ian comes from A. i *,,cal Woodmen ami Ih.ir gucsl«
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Kxchange
of
Minn......
ilis.lC.
sell.
lave Kxchange of Minne.ipolis,
L-- Hampton,
Hampton, sicretarytreasurer
secretary-treasurer *™ t t o » r.-»taar„nt and enjoyed
If you can’t see the creamery Minn., as Uncle Sam cla-sifies the of the Oregon High School Ath- a n'< <‘ lunch.
T o l y 's holding b a c k , he’s
holding back! He offers himself
and four sons in case of war, but
doesn’t peep about son-in-law.
out all over this,ioutfit as a fraU(b KeeP y,)Ur letlc association.
Harry Goff informs the Express
Nick Longworth.
A n d N i c k trust sticking
.
1 ,.
The
board
of
control
has
ruler!
that
after May 20, under the pro-
you
must
have
cataracts
on
both
dimes.
would so become a trench!
that the above section does not visions of a new law, hunting and
eyes.
apply for this present school year fishing licenses will cost $1.50
Home-owners of Portland have : It is this everlasting ‘pure food”
organized to oppose the proposed regulation, these sen ele s restric
w'b become effective next fall each $1 50 for hunting and $150
at the beginning of school.— Me- for fishing. The present price is
$6,000,000 road bond issue, c airn- tions and aggravations that make
Hillsboro .Ore., March 14 I>r- j Minnvill« News-Reporter.
ing the roads outlined will cost men disgusted with farming and
$1 each. Goff’s can supply you
W. D Wood, senior member of
six times six million before they cause them to sell out and jamb
now at the lower price and all
the Legislative Committer
of i A very good sized audience at-
are completed. The granges a p -: into the cities.
they get out of the transaction is
Kight appointed to represent the ’ ended the lecture, “ The Catho-
the trouble and your g<<od will.
pear divided on the question.
j There was no public demand
state leg slature in preparing the In Church and the Bible. Why
~
,
i for such a bill. The consumers
| official argument for the road Priests do not Marry,” by Rev.
‘‘ I am going to have some pho- ,
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Washington County Transfers
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, have not asked for it. It is a
tographs ta en, Mary, exclaimed ,
,
.
.
| bond bill, has called a me- tint of Father Buck in Vert’s Hall last
The following real estate trans­
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. T t
i benefit law for the creamery trusts
that committee, to be held at the Sunday evening These lectures fers were recorded with the regis-
the husband.
“ Have you any
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<>»> ,,nr if
and the manufacturers of pa-teur-
preference as to pose?
‘ Well, j ._.___ ,____
Imperial Hotel, Portland, next are very interesting, became they ter of deeds at Hillsboro during
izing plants.
sighed the overworked rib, “ if I
Saturday.
prelent the Catholic Church in a the past week:
The farmers
won’ t f ref.-rend it,
could get a picture of you split-
^arrn(‘r> won
At that time th e com m ittee, light entirely different from th a t; Francis White et si to Ben j. Harper
will give formal consideration to in which she is believed by many «t ux, 34.74 acres in Iota 1 and 2. nee
ting kindling or taking up the and it will become a law.
“ Why a legislature?”
proposals that have come in from to exist.
Th»y are absolutely
ashes, I ’d cherish it forever.'
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t
i
n
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rritnci* White etal to Newton Hnr-
all parts of the state, asking
the
free,
and
well
worth
attending.1
.
,u
,
i
per et ux, J ib . d I i r m Sec G, INI.
SOME SEWER, BO !
If you want to see the canning
committee, as the official bod\ 1 he subject f o r next Sunday $2.244.40.
Last Friday morning several industry thrive and grow, sign
repre^er t ng the hgislaiure in tl.e evening, March 18th, is, “ What is
W. F. HeeHiirker et ux to Theodora
excited citizens called Mayor Pat a contract and raise something to bonding act, to call a conference *'Temporal Power,' and is th e Bernard*, 120.29 acren see. 13, INI, $10.
erson on the telephone and in- J?° >nto the can
W. L. I.yda et al to M. F. Heesacker,
; for the organization of a state Catholic Church anxious to obtain
et ux, name an above, $13,HOO.
formed him that an artesion well
!committee or as-ociation which it?” Doubtless the subject of the
THE PRODIGAL SON
Father H. J. Fuqua to L. H. Johnson,
or geyser was flooding the str et
“
Confessional”
will
also
occupy
a
n(.ra
can
establish
information
head-
Iota
I and 2, tilork G. South Park Adit
Verily in this day and
in the neighborhood of Fourth
to
Forest
Grove, $10.
part
o
f
t
h
e
evening.
Lecture
tioni the father raiseth up his boy ffuar’ er* for the bonding cam-
street and First avenue, north.
S. A. Reynolds to A. M. Staehr, loo
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commences
promptly
at
8
o
’clock.
.
by 100 ft lot 2, 14k 1, Naylor's Add to
In company with several council- on the streets and sidewalks. He Pal^n
lieth
around
the
«xla
founts
and
,
ii,
u
ch
a
«>mn.i.
too
w
o
o
d
in-
Forest Grove, $10.
men and City Engineer Kirkwood,
Woodman Visitors
J. W. York et ux to Alice Hughes,
the mayor visited the «eene of im bibe«, slop, and hook worm cluck reprw.ntal e « M o « i good
tne mayor vi-icea me scene or
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roads organizations of all the
Henry At!ee, Clem Inkley, Wm. to acres N. Robertson DLC, 1S2. $1.
activity and found that the gey '
growe.h in knowledge of noth-
.
.
,
.
Elierley, Ray Lynn and Tony Soh-
J- R- Thomas et al to James Willis
ser was nothing more nor less
save cigarettes and cuss words.'
Senatm W. <>d vit ws with fav< r h r, members of the Banks camp et ux> s h“lf ° r w hali , , f SE quarter
than a manhole of the E lliott-' ^ ben be atta‘ ns tbe age of six- the moves initiated at Astoria, of Modern Woodmen met with ,er. X '‘ ‘ 3^.i’
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Arthur (.riswnlil etux t»> B. S. French
Scoggan “ sanitary” sewer, which |teen» b e acquireth a suit o f
Euge me, Medford, Pendleton and , the members of the local camp et ux M) x 100 ft.ct lot 4. hlk h , Forest
was taking in water (through a cl°thes turned up at the bottom
Redmond to organize state high- last Friflay evening and talked Grove, $10.
multitude of leaky joints) at ¡ts ■ two furlongs above his feet. He
way associations or district good
higher points and discharging it .displayeth a pair of noisy socks
roads associations.
in a solid stream through the w' tb PurPle background and vio-
“ The main thing,” he said to-
manhnlp The fnrep of the enl-; let to tbe front- He Weareth low,
,
of water wassufficent t o ‘ cut lan «hoes and green tie and 'day, w to have some headquart-
umn
looketh like a banana merchant « « t o wtut-impartial and authen-
keep the heavy iron manhole cov-
tic information such as is being
er bobbing up and down like a on
str^eta
Cairo. The in- requested by the different county
fisherman’s line float An investi- 3^ e ° ‘
^eaf*
,i^p t,ie organizations Fi her the differ-
eation was then made to «ee if inside of a pumpkin. He 'alleth organizations
K. her the ditfer
gallon was ^ntn mane to see 11
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. , ent movements for state associa-
th c niifflm
« ’as clntr-
.
the
outnow v at
at thp
tne rivpr
river was
ciog- in l ° v e WIth a spmdle-shanked
»
tions
can be Joined in the interest
on any promise we make to deliver work on
ged and this was found discharg- ? irI ttl,h blue r,bbons ,n bi'r hair‘ |0f economical management of one
a given date. The Express has one of the
ing a solid stream, which means an,i longeth for an automobile h(.adquarter8 or , hpy can work
best equipped little printing plants in the
that the sewer leaks so badly that that he may ^
¿ V ; | separately, if the people promot
Willamette valley, having added several
ing the different organizations so
hundred dollars’ wrorth of material to the
not
o f tne
the seepage,
sppnagp tn
,
,
n o n take
a n e carp
care 01
to miiney j like a cyc.one seattereth a prefer.
There is plenty
ot , work .
Williams plant for
say nothing of the sew’age it was rai* fer|ce -
sitteth up at night .
. fjo „
designed to carry, for remember t0 wrbe poetry and giveth no
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that not a single residence or bus- thought t o t h e multiplication
W. C. T. U.
ness house is connected with this table. His mind turneth to the
At the M. E. parsonage on Fri
purposes and more good material is on the
so-called sewer. All the moi-ture van'ti*?s of life and not to the cost day March 16, at 2:30, the W. C
way. The management would very much
it gets seeps through the joints
corn bread. Verily, verily he t . U will hold its parlor meeting
appreciate it if those in need of stationery,
needeth a board applied vigorous- wjth the president, Mrs. Phillips,
and pores.
office blanks, or any other kind of printing
Under the circumstances, do ly to the southwest corner of his m charge. Subject for the day
would call at the office for samples and
you blame the city council for re­ anatomy. He thinketh his father “ Co-operation With Missionary
prices. If you’re too busy to come to the
a plodder and his mother a back Societies.”
fusing to pay for this thing?
office use the phone anil a representative
number. He pictureth to him-
K. B. PENFIELD, Press Supt.
will call on you.
PHONE 821
ONE OF THE RESULTS
Get t h e guaranteed “ Pakro
While the farmers were work­
He dreameth of steam yachts and
for your j,arden. It
ing, and sleeping, the legislature private cars. Yea, he thinketh ¡s ^ e most economical of them
slipped over this one— and Gov­ himself the real stuff. He butteth all. For Sale at Littler’s Phar-
ernor Withycombe, who the farm- in where he Is not wanted, h e ! macy.
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Good Road Boosters
tO Meet Saturday
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We’ll Make Good
. . . JOB PRINTING . . .