ANIMALS AT WORK J LAMENT WITH IN !M1 NORTH ]Wt3T»iinm»(KToM(Home) ^ ^RUHt ORATI DAM) Kl NOVAM |> ¡ j l i « 0 fm I HOOMS i l f l U f t Sfluwi Wf1| 1 MrA> M i n i l i ini ir ■ "fiiftiM iii M-ir SHIP Vaiti, Fork, Beef, Poultry, Buttar, Egg* and I* arm Produca U» Iti* Olii R*l! alii* hverltn* him a,' with a Mi-lini of ill yaar n o f Hiiunr* I k-allnva, and U> aaaurad af TOP MANKCT I’KULS F. M. C K O N K H ITE 4 H 7 Front Atrool l’ uri land. O r* (o n T tt< C o u i-TEfT C o Fur Itoal Mualral Inatruiaanta In (ruoat harmony. M w l« Ui am how ( ( « » I thoy rao I*., nut how murh Ihoy will lirln* Vti4ln, Mamlulln. Oultar. Ilaojo. UkaWI* Simian "J f aou a,,,,-« nm| Vin l»-li,-r than any. **nil 'am hark at our oationa*." HU I « S it 1-aliti* illd g , ¡CT71., Wa*li. H I. I’ortland. Or*. HIDES!. PELTS. CASCARA BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR. Hi m l III |H Im writ« fir p m in tinppmy lagi T N I H. F. NfRTON CO. firtim. O n . S u m , Ni ARE YOU GOING EAST? ( « » ■ u l t ua about r*dun»d frotyht ratoa on houaohohl ■■«ala to all pulnla.’ t aat throuuh ai r r lr * P a r l l r Canal F o rn a n H a s I oiap ani, » 1 " U r o . H ollain g, Portland. Or*. M arallall ZM7. B r ib ó n V u l c a n iz in o C o m p a n y nwY*t| to SS-'f to S37 Iturnoifi« Ht , Port* Und. O r» Id u vM t Tiro Kspsir I'U n t In th* Northwvut < ou ntry w r v ic « a H»*elal tjr. U»« Parmi Pott. FRED P. GORIN, PiKal Allome;, Orwantarr and l>*v*lop*r. p aton U a*cur*d or F E E R C r U N D K l ) , fra* hook on patonta. Hun«-« 701. 711.A . 701 P aod 701-C. «E n trai liulM ifX. Saniti* Moit Worthy. "W h y do you seek lulmlttance here?" ask«-«] Bt. Peter. "On earth many bleaied me and »aid I would m rely go to heaven when I died," answered the shade. "littw did you win such gratitude?" " I wan always kind and considerate to peopio who owned Fords." "E nter," said the saint. “ A place Is prepared for you.”— Philadelphia ledger. Too Literal. “ I like to see a man with some spirit In him. don’t you?" "No. indeed I I’m a strict prohibi­ tio n ist"— Boston Transcript. The Influence OF Good Digestion is far reaching. WAR'S EFFECT UPON LABOR CON­ DITIONS IN ENGLAND. Novel Experiments Have Proved Sat­ isfactory, as in the Case of Store­ keeper With His Parrot— Ele­ phant Replaces Horse. Mnny strung«- and unexpected cases are on record In which animals and birds have prove«! themselve;. useful to lupiiklnd, very often serving their inus- ters more relluhly than mnny huniun In-lags would do under similar circum- s lances. At times of stri-ss like the present, siieli dumb servants hate proved them- selves particularly useful, u go«id In- stain-e In iMilut being provided by Un­ ease of u gentleman In the west of Kngluinl who recently lost tils garden- er through the limn enlisting. Ills mas­ ter was confronted by the problem of Ids lawn, about which In- hud ulwuys been very particular, for the gruss •pilekly threatened to make Ids once trim grounds look very much like u wilderness. Then he lilt upon u brilliant lilen. Wiring off the ground, he turned In u dozen guinea pigs, who promptly proce«*d«*d to nibble uwuy at tin- gruss us evenly and neatly us any mowing machine could have done, mu«’h to the master’s delight. Klmllurly, an Hast Mud tradesman lutely found hlins«-lf short-handed ow­ ing to the war, ami after some thought, this u n t i l lilt upon u solution of the problem. lie happened to possess a pet par­ rot, and this bird he pluct-d In the discoverers. Tin- civ­ ilized races o f Peru aud Mexico re­ spected the complexion «>f the Span­ iards as much as they feared their firearms. A pallid physiognomy Is one of the gn-atest assets of the white man wh«> penetrnt««* to regions where white skins are unknown. To Aid Digestion-TRY HOSTETTER’S Stomach Bitters It Helps Nature in Every Way p. n. u. No. I. 1817 Hie Status. “ Are you the head o f the family?” "Not exactly,” replied Mr. Meekton. "My position Is rnth«-r that of the man higher up who gets blamed when any­ thin* gees wrong." LOOK OVER CARS CAREFULLY David Harum Had Nothing on the Men Who Make Practice of 8elllng SecondHand Autos. T h e B a w lin g O u t o f Julia. A deserted husband out west thus advertises his spouse's delinquency: Julia, my wife, has grown quite rude, Hhine of them nr«- Rheum atism , « 1 tj If«• rellnhl«*, It Is still a sad fact that Lumbago, "faking” ears Is a common occurrence, —Any Local observes the Scientific American. Pain. One purchaser o f it so-called rebuilt In titt on car In New York paid $‘¿00 for u ma­ Having A U C O C IC S . chine which Is no longer built. It wus guaranteed to be In running order, and w«jrk«-«l fulrly well on the wuy home, a distance ot ten miles. Tim follow­ ing morning he was unable to crank tin- car. and upon removing the cylin­ ders he discovered u very unique hard- your nervous system is shattered; your strength is wasted; w«sid piston In the front cylinder. The your digestion weakened, your blood impoverished. car being out of date, the dealer bad been unable to obtain a piston for It, and laid Improvised one. The oil and beat of the cylinder combined to warp the wood and make tin.- motor stick. Tin- wood bad evidently been tr*-at«-«l with some heat-resisting compound, us the charring on the surface which had been exposed t«« the h«.-at of combus­ is the rich tonic-food to nourish your nerve-centers, repair tion was not severe. the wasted tissde, im prove your blood-power, In another case, u purchaser of a second hand runabout detected a most sharpen your appetite and gradually re-establish peculiar noise in his timing gears, your strength. which In that model were mounted on 6et S C O T T ’S for yourself, or remind some ailing the front of the engine. Removal of (In* gear case revealetl the fact that friend that S C O T T ’S has proven these words for the g«-ars hud been packed In heavy Look for this Trade-M ark. grease In which was mixed chopped thousands of others. S c o t t S t B o w n e , B l o o m f i e l d , N . J. cork and sawdust. The bearings of the gears were badly worn aud the lin- is-rfect meshing which resulted made them very noisy. The cork and saw- Hnuül orden w well a* bi«r. Ornamentala. Freit Treea, Etc. Hardy and truaranteed. «lust effected a temporary remedy. Lanreat Nursery between Kocktea and Cascade*. 14th Year. 15,000 Orders Last Year. A third purchas«-r of the “ running order" gumhle found that ufter he had driven his car a dozen miles, three b-uks develojied In the cylinder oust­ ing. In the pan he found three pieces GranaTaledTyehC? «if drle«l chewing gum that exactly fit­ Eye* inflamed by expo­ ted the holes. sure to Saa, Dost and Wirt uickly relieved by Martoe Among some o f the other features ye Hearty. No Smarting, of such “ bargains" ure <-ust Iron ball _ jUrt Eye Comfort. At bearing-«, papier-mache rudiutor, hose covered with aluminum paint, st«M*l Your Druggist** 50c per Bottle. Moiise Eyl Salve in Tube* 25c. For DsoksllkeEyeFreeatk breaker (silnts In magneto instead of Druggi**» or Mariac Eye Remedy Ca., Chic age platinum, window glass In wind shield, nnd cracks In crank cuse fill«*! It’s G randm other’s Recipe to For Backward Bunnies. with putty painted over. In view of Bring Back Color and all this, who can wonder what has be­ "Papa?” Lustre to Hair. “ W ell. Rutherford— ” come of tin- good old-fushloncd horse “ I have Just figured out why bun­ trader? You can turp gray, faded hair beau­ nies have fuzzy little tails.” tifully dark and lustrous almost over "T h a t’s fine. W hat is the reason?” Not to Be CaughL "Bunnies live in holes, you know.” night if you’ll get a 50-cent bottle of “ W yeth’s Sage and Sulphur Com­ “ 1 think children are not so observ­ "Exactly.” ing us they us«sl to he," said a m«*rnber "And I suppose many of ¿he holes pound” at any drug store. Millions of o f the school bourd to a teacher whose are so narrow the bunnies can’t turn bottles of this old famous Sage Tea Recipe, improved by the addition of class be was visiting. round in them very well.” other ingredients, are sold annually, “ Very likely.” “ I hadn't noticed tt," said the tench- says a well known druggist here, be­ "W ell, that’s the reason.’ «•r. cause it darkens the hair so naturally " I don’t quite get your line of " I ’ll prove It to you.” said the school and evenly that no one can tell it has officer, pompously. Turning to the thoughL” “ The fuzzy little tails keep them been applied. class, he sold: Those whose hair is turning gray from hurting themselves when they "Someone give me n number.” back Into things.”— Youngstown Tele­ or becoming faded have a surprise awaiting them, because after one or "Thirty-seven," sold a little girl, gram. two applications the gray hair van­ eag«*rly. ishes and your locks become luxuriant­ II«* wrote “ 73" on the board. N«»th- Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and ly dark and beautiful. Ing wus said. disappear with Doctor Pierce’s Golden This is the age of youth. Gray­ "W ell, someone else give me a num­ Medical Discovery. In tablets or liquid. haired. unattractive folks aren’t want­ ber." ed around, so get busy with W yeth's Common Fault Among Ministers. "Fifty-seven,” said another child. Sage and Sulphur Compound to-night “ Mr. Asquith was prime minister of and you’ll be delighted with your dark, "H e wrote *7fi’ and smiled knowingly at the teacher when nothing was said, Great Britain, wasn't he?” inquired handsome hair and your youthful ap­ lie call«*«! for a third number, and fair­ Mrs. Leonidas W. Van Quentin yester­ pearance within a few days. day morning. This preparation is a toilet requisite ly gnsjied at the Indignation manifest­ "H e was," replied her husband. and is not intended for the cure, miti­ ed by a small, red-faced urchin, who “ And he has been removed?” gation or prevention of disease. -'iiiil: “ The same.” “ Seventy-seven, anil see If you ran “ What was the matter? Couldn’t Jordan— Wilkins, who are you go­ he preach good enough?’ change that.” — Harper’s Magazine. ing to room with next year? “ Oh, I guess he preached all right, Wilkins— My wife.— College Record. but he prayed too long.”— Kansas City Women in Educational Positions. Women hold many executive educa- Star. donai positions in the United States, Garfield Tea was your Grandmother’s «if tin- l ’J.DOO conspicuous iMisltions, largely o f nu administrative character. Remedy fo r every stomach and intes­ Letter ToCa of Lons LoclxC-fer rrescr'.ptum. •_',5(Ki nr«.* In-Id by women. They Include tinal ill. This good old-fashioned herb Dear M r. E ditor— I am making a per­ college presidents, state and county home remedy for constipation, stomach sona« appeal to your readers who are superintendents of edueutlon. directors ills and other derangements o f the sys­ bothered with kidney and bladder trouble tem so prevalent these days is in even and rheumatism, to give up the use of o f Industrial schools, heads o f depart­ greater favor as a fam ily medicine harsh salts, or alcoholic kidney medi­ ments In colleges and universities, di­ than in your grandmother’s day. cines and in their place take a short rectors o f schools for afflicted, and treatment of "Anuric” and bo convinced of its wonderful virtues as I was. 1 suf­ librarians. Twenty-four out o f 622 Both of Them. great pain, had a great deal of eolh-ges and universities «are presided One day a professor and his com­ fered Irritation, wat«*r became foul. I tried over by women. O f the nearly 3,000 panion became involved in an argu­ everything advised but with no results. county superintendents, 508 ure wom­ ment as to which was the handsomer I sent for a box of "Anuric Tablets” and soon discovered that they brought relict en. O f the 70 Institutions for the man of the two. Not being able to arrive at a settle­ I have used them since, and no./ the blind 15 an- directed by women. ment of the question they agreed, in water is natural, my health good, and splendid. Some of the doctors a spirit of fun. to leave it to the de­ appetite pronounced my trouble enlarged prostate. cision of a Chinaman who was seen Venice Has Electrical Ears. Now I have no mon» trouble and I most assuredly feel that this latest discovery According to u newspaper corre­ approaching them. The mattf-r being laid before him. cf Dr. Pierce's is the tx*st remedy for spondent who r«*cently visited Venice, bladder and kidney troubles that I know the Oriental considered long and care-1 the Austrian airmen have made more fully, then he onnounced in a tone o f ! cf. I f I can induce anyone to give It a trial, I feel that he will thank mo for than thirty raids on that famous city. finality: calling attention to this great boon The observation station there is pro­ "Both are worse."— Chicago News. that relieves this seemingly worst of vided with sensitive electrical micro­ all troubles that human flesh can fall The Earl and the Girl. heir to. phones, which are said to detect the (Signed) B. Q. F l u s h e d noise o f the motors on the Austrian Family tree. _______ i_______ Wealth by chance, planes the moment they leave Trlest, Here we see some sixty miles away. Electric si­ Norn: Up to this time. ” Anuric * has True romance. not been on sale to tho public, but by the rens nr«* Immediately sounded to warn twrsnasion of many patients and the — Kansas City Journal. everyone of the approach o f hostile air­ Increased demand for this wonderful craft, which cover the distance ht»- healing tablet. Doctor Pierce has finally decided to put it into the drug stores of tween the cities In something like forty this country within immediate reach, or minutes. Thus ample time Is afforded Q or Q Q send 10 cents for largo trial package. for completing the antiaircraft ar­ Simply ask for Doctor Pierce’s Anuric tillery preparations before the first Aus­ Tablets. There can be no Imitation. Every package of "A nu ric"is sure to be trian airman heaves In sight.— Scien­ Dr. Pierce's. You will find the signate.ro tific American. on the package just as you do on Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Pr««sori ption. tho ever- famous friend to ailing women, and Knows What He's About. I>r. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery, "Jibway frequently gets up at two proven by years to be th«> greatest general tonic and reconstructor for any one. or thr««e o’clock In the morning nnd At any rate don’t give up hope of wniks about In his house.” being cured of your malady until just "Is he a somnambulist?” a few dosra of " Anuric" have proven that it will make you fool like a diUor* "That’s what he says, but It’s rath­ ent person. er «rurlous that he nlways goes straight E d i t o r — Please Insert this letter la to the Ice chest and drinks a bottle ot some conspicuous place In your paper. a m AFTER ANY SICKNESS KQimiLSION TREES SHIPPED ANYWHERE— FREIGHT PAID ■ a 'n n ir J - 1 WASHINGTON NURSERY CO. «**«*.>•« Sore 2 E ÏÏA TO Suffered Great Pain ! Every Niqht F o r C onstipation Headache Jndujestion.etc. RANDRETH FULLS S a fe and nd Sure B m zzzzu