The Forest Grove express. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1916-1918, October 19, 1916, Image 3

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W. L. D O U G L A S BATTLES IN PEAKS
" T H I SHOE T H A T HOLD9 I T * SH APE '*
93.00 $3.50 $4.00 $4.00 & $ 5.00
S a v e M o n e y b y W e a r in g W . L D o u g la s
■hoes. F o r s a le b y o v e rO O O O s h o e d e a le rs .
T h e lle e t K n o w n S h o e s In th e W o r ld .
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lULmr *ivi the retail price 1 « Mainprd un th* but-
’ ’ torn of ail »hoe a( tit* factory. Di. vaJo. 1 » £ oar anted ami
tie wrarer pdKrttriJ againat high pne« tor inl«rtor ihcwa. T ie
mail prur. arr tie Iain, ererywler*. I ley net no mor. in San
Francuco than (ley do in N et York. T'lvey arc alwayi worth the
price paid tor than.
'T T e quality of W. L. DougLaa product ia guaranuai by more
* than 40 year» .apmatce in making (in. »luea. The amart
•tylea ar. tie UaUr» in tie i;aaluon Centre# of America.
¡ley are mad. in a wclkaiuippai factory at Brockton, Mata.,
by the luglett paid, ilullad aruemakrra, uncW tie direction and
aupeviaum of aapruamal man. all working with an honor
determination to make tie beat ituea for tie price that money
can buy.
A » k y o u r a l i o . I w l a r f o r W I . I l o u g l » « a lioea. I f h . r a n
a u y p ly y o u w ith I K . Itlm l yo u w a u l , t . k u n o o i li e r
i u . l t . . W r i t , to r liilu ra a llliK iM toltl.t . » p i . l u l u . Iio w lu
. l .ta o u s u t l l i . h l| l i » M » l . n T l . r t l o f < | u .llly f o r 0 » . p i It1
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L O O K F O R W . L. D ou gU .
nam# *nd the rotali pries
.tem p ed on the bottom.
Misery in Back, Headache
and Pain in Limbs.
Boy.* Shoe.
B.«i I. th, Naril
IT r .M -n t O
• * » .00 $260 l $2 00
I l i i i U l t a a lm a ( V J l n g l i U ^ J l M a
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New Gams.
"I wlah thrao llluatrutora would pick
up it little gutiorel Infortniatlon.”
"How now?"
"In my now book the artist haa fur-
nlahi'd a picture of five girla playing
bridge." I.oulavtllo Courier Journal.
The Landlord’* Request.
"W e hope to get some September
guests, Mr. Flubdub. When you reach
borne, will you deny that there arc
ahurka here?*'
"Ilm . Do you wish to revise this
blU?"— l.oulavllle Courier Journal.
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L eader » and R epeater ”
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For the hi^h flyers, or the lo w fly e rs , “ Leader” and
“ Repeater ’ shells have the reach, spread and penetra­
tion. Their great sale is due to these qu alities, which
insure a full bag.
Made in many g a u g es and loads.
H E SU R E TO A S K FO R T H E W B R A N D
Founding * Career.
"That wfia 11 great speech you made"
■aid the enthiiiduHtic friend.
"Do you think It will help me?"aak
ed Senator Sorghum.
"Unquestionably. It may not have
much Influence In public uffalra. hut
H ought to get you an engagement
with any lecture bureau."— Brooklyn
Clllien.
Unci* Is Stilt There.
" I told Uncle Tom that he was get­
ting too old and feeble to attend to
business."
"Did he take It kindly?"
"H e threw me out of the office.” —
A LPS COULD T E L L «T O R Y T H A T
Boston Transcript.
WOULD T H R IL L .
THE APPETITE IS POOR
Jealous.
Ethel — Fancy Jack calling Miss
Mountain Ranges the Scans of Many Sereleaf the apple of his eye
THE OIQESTION WEAK
Maud— He must have meant the
Historic Encounters— Passes Trav­
evaporated kind.
ersed by 8oldiers Thousands
of Year* Ago.
Couldn't Help It.
THE LIVER INACTIVE
"Doctor, rny brother stepped Into a
I f the rugged peaks o f the Alps bole and wrenched hlq knee, and now
could tell their story, there would be Oe limps
What would you do In a
CR YOU NEED A TONIC
many u thrilling mid warlike Incident sase like that?”
" I ’m afraid I should limp, to o !"—
to relate; but none so strange as the
ones enacted between the Austrians Pittsburgh Dispatch.
and the Italians In these mountainous
regions. The Itnliuria are absolutely
at home In the mountains, and the
Austrlnna are using every Invention of
science to counteract this advantage.
All the parapets on the steep roads,
where summer tourists were wont to
Tknr M r. E d itor— For more than a
* motor, huve been demolished, and year I suffer»*! with misery in the back,
beautiful pine forests huve been swept dull headache, pain in trie limbs, w u
iiway, so that nothing shall obstruct Bomcwiiat constipated and slept poorly
at night until I was about ready to col­
the artillery. Large areas have been lapse. Seeing an account of toe
^
won­
IT HELPS TO IMPROVE CONDITIOHS
mined, and hy pressing a button the derful qualities of ” A curie," prepared
Austrians can hurl un avalanche of by Doctor Pierce, of Buffalo, S', x ., I
rocks und bowlders on to the heads of sent for a box, and before using tho
the advancing Italians or blow up the whole box I ie!t and still feel improved.
A Protest.
My sleep is refreshing, misery reduced, j Papa was about to apply the strop.
roads beneath their feet.
From the Cottlan chain, marking the and life is not the drag it was before. I j "Father,” said W illie, firmly, “ unless
most cheerfully recommend this remedy that Instrument has been properly
boundary of France In the west, to to sufferers from like ailments.
sterilized I desire to protest."
tin* Car rile and Julian Alps, north and
Yours truly,
W . A . E odekts .
This gave the old man pause.
east of the Adriatic In Austria, there
“ Moreover,” continued W illie, "the
are generally a thousand passes and
N ote : You’ ve ail undoubtedly heard germs that might be released by the
routes of more or less note, neurly all of the famous Dr. Pierce and his well- violent impact of leather upon a por­
traversed by practicable roads, and known medicines. Well, this prescrip­ ous textile fabric but lately exposed
some shortened by railroad tunnels. tion is one that has been successfully to the dust of the streets would be apt
Over these roads armies marched to used for many years by the physicians to affect you deleteriously.”
As the strop fell from a nerveless
lint tie over two thousand years ago. and specialists of Dr. Pierce’s Invalids’
Mont O n ls pass may have been Han­ Hotel and Surgical Institute, of Buffalo, hand W illie left him.— London Satur­
N. Y ., for kidney complaints, and dis­ day Journal.
nibal’s route when. In the yeur 218 eases arising from disorders of tho
K.
the f ’arthartlnlnn conqueror In­ kidneys and bladder, such as backache,
Dr. Pierce’ 9 Favorite Prescription
vaded .taly with u large army, half of weak back, rheumatism, dropsy; con­ makes weak women strong, sick women
which he lost amidst the Alpine snow's. gestion of the kidneys, inflammation well, no alcohol. Fold in tablets or liquid.
The conquest of some Alpine tribes of the bladder, scolding urine, and
by Augustus; the desultory warfare of urinary troubles.
Hardened.
Up to tills time, "A n u rie” has not
Teutonic and Frankish hordes In the
’’Does my practicing make you ner
been on sale to the public, but by the
fifth and sixth centuries, and the In- persuasion of many patients and the vous?” asked the man who is learning
• reusing sanguinary strife of Swiss Increased demand for thi3 wonderful to play the cornet.
'’confederates" and Austrian oppres­ healing Tablet, Dr. Pierce has finally
“ It did when I first heard the people
sors. which lasted from the breaking up decided to put it into the drug stores round about discussing it,” replied the
o f tin* Cnrollngtan empire. In the tenth of this country within immediate reach sympathetic neighbor. "But now I'm
getting so I don’t care w-hat happens
and eleventh centuries, until the crys­ of all sufferers.
I know of one or two leading drug­ to you.”— London Answers.
tallization o f the Helvetic republic by
gists in town who have managed to
»apoleon Bonaparte's act of media- procure a supply of "A n u rlc” tor their
Not So Bad.
utlon In 180,’t— all these till the chron­ anxious customers in and around this
On the test paper in answer to the
icles and muke nearly every practi­ locality. If not obtainable send one question "W hat do we mean by the
cable foot of Swiss territory heroic dime by tpail to Dr. Pierce for trial plural of a word?” Lucy had written:
package or 50 cents for full treatment. "By the plural of a word we mean the
ground.
E ditor — Please insert this letter in same thing, only more of it.” — Chica
When Napoleon entered Italy he
crossed the Alps wl/h an nrtny of »m o conspicuous place in yrn r paper. go Herald.
.10,000 by the Great St. Bernard pass.
May 15-21, 1800. Later he constructed
the great military mad over the Sim­
plon pass, from Brleg, in Switzerland,
t Douiodoasola, ..» Italy, und thence
to Milan.
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The Minister’s Temptation.
A young couple went to a minister’»
house to get married. After the cere
mony the brtrigroorn drew the clergy
man aside and said in a whisper:
Prehistoric Man.
“ I’m sorry 1 have no money to pay
The life habits o f prehistoric man,
your fee, but If you'll take me down as well as his antiquity on earth, are
into the cellar I’ll show you how tc known almost entirely from fossil re­
fix your gas meter so that It won’t
mains of various sorts. The data, how­
register."— Baltimore Sun.
ever, are very scanty and Insufficient
for strictly logical deductions. Tools
and hunting weapons, bones o f tropi­
cal fauna nnd remains of man are
found lu the gravel beds of western
Europe. Apparently man antedates
the glacial |>erlod ns this tropical
is the source o f most sickness because drugged
fauna there was previous to the ice
age and because remains of glacial
pills, syrups and alcoholic mixtures are
fauna, together with human remains,
uncertain and unsafe.
occur In later geological deposits. Thus,
the antiquity o f man becomes r ques­
has been relied upon by
tion of the date o f the Ice age, and
physicians for forty years as the safe and sensible
thnt occurred 00,000 years ago nt least.
The Implements o f prehistoric innn
remedy to suppress the cold and build up the
form a basis o f a division o f early In­
enfeebled forces to avert throat and lung troubles.
dustrial development Into the stone
age, the bronze age, and the Iron nge.
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A Carelessly Treated Cold
acoTT-a
IÎIUL 8108
osinrno*
S co tt's Em ulsion
scon;"o.w
Don't tolerate alcoholic substitutes, but insist
on the Ccnulno S o o t f s L m uM cn. One bottle usually
lasts longer than a cold. Every druggist has it. » 75
Dearie Me!
Ethel— IIus
Tom
proposed
yet,
- r r r r a g w .a a t - t - n n a r n.r.rurrr-rg.Twx
Maud?
Maud— No, not exactly.
Ethel— Not exactly! What do you
A Time for the Two Bears.
mean?
W e have a friend who is fond o
Maud— Well, you know, he always
(oiling how his elderly mother took used to knock when he came to our
SCHOOL
him nslde when he was about to b
Our gra d u a i«« a r « occupyinir «nvfabl* posi-
1
married and advised him always t house to visit me. Well, last night he
lion*.
The teachintr procoaa ia different from
keep two bears in his home If he wouli came with u ring.
ordinary busin ?»■* Ach<x»i'«. Thorough. Practi­
be happy.
cal. Individual. .SCHOOL FO R M KN O N L Y .
AddrecH T h e K ««i»fr a r , Y. M, C. A ., Portland.
Can White Cats Hear?
When he asked her what slio meant
O regon. Hiui get detailed information.
she explained tlint the animals slu
The acuteness o f the average cat’s
had In mind were "bear" and "for sense o f hearing is proverbial, but It
bear."
Is ¡1 proverb that needs qualifying. For
The homely story Is one that wi
Americans might well lay to hear: example, many white cats are said to
Just now. In both our foreign am be absolutely deaf, nnd though the
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C I V I L W A R ^ h = = domestic relationships grout forbear Idea may appear absurd nt first sight.
aiice may soon ho necessary to avoir It Is believed by some students thnt
Net* law giv e« title when married prior to
quarrels, nnd quarrels are Invariablj the color of n cat Is associated with
June 27, 1906. Remarried widow* again a
widow «1*0 benefited. W rite for blank a. Ask
ruinous to happiness, disturbing t< Its sense of hearing. Among severnl
about Confederate «ervie*
Byington A W il­
business and nearly always lead us
son, Washington, D C. Kataldinhcd IHtiA.
Imported Persians, or long-haired cats,
do many things that we afterward
from
abroad, not one white one In the
gret.— Commerce and Finance.
number has been nble to hear the
slightest sound. Of course there are
W ill Tickle Him to Death.
Mrs. A.— I ’ve planned such a de white eats that can hear, but they have
been ns much to the short-hnlred pets
lightful surprise for my husband.
Mrs. B.— What Is it?
o f the fireside ns to the aristocratic
Mrs. A.— H e’ll bo getting his fall sul long-hair of the shows.
out shortly and I ’ve put a quarter li
one of the pockets.— Boston Trans
Blunt Insinuation.
crlpt.
A fashionable pnlnter, noted for his
prosnlc output, wns discussing at a
studio tea In New York a recent sonn-
Eye« inflamed by expo­
sure to Sun, Dust and Wind dul In the plcttire trade. "Look here,
W rite about vour wants in this line to
[uickly relieved by Murloe old man,” said a noted etcher, "do you
“I
ye Remedy No Smarting, paint all your own pictures?”
Ju*t
Eve
Comfort.
At
do,"
the
other
answered
hotly,
“
and
183 Madison SL,
Portland, Ore.
Ymir Druggist*« 50c per Bottle. Maria« Ey# with my own hands, too.” "And what
Salve InTube« 25c. For Seek elibeCyerreeaak do you pay your hnnds?" the etcher
Druggist« or NurlM Ey« Beaedy Ce., Ckksfc
No. 42, 1918
P. N. U.
Inquired. " I ’m thinking of starting an
art factory myself."
BUSINESS AND STENOGRAPHIC
WIDOW’S PENSION
Sore Granulated Eyelids,
FINKE BROS.,
E yes?;
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HOSTETTER’S
STOM ACH BITTERS
JnDalidé
Now in Good Health Through Use
of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound. Say it is Household
Necessity. Doctor Called it a
Miracle.
A ll women ought to know the wonderful effects of
taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound even on
those who seem hopelessly ill. Here are three actual cases:
Harrisburg, Penn.— “ "When I was single I suf­
fered a {Treat deal from female weakness because
my work compelled me to stand all day. I took
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound for that
and was made stronger by its use. After I was
married I took the Compound again for a femalo
trouble and after three months I passed what the
doctor called a growth. lie said it was a miracle
that it came away as one generally goes under
the knife to have them removed. 1 never want to
lie without your Compound in the house.” — Mrs.
F r a n k K nobl , 1G42 Fulton St., Harrisburg, Penn.
H a r d ly A b le to M o ve.
Albert Lea, Minn.— “ For about a year I had sharp pains across
my back and hips and was hardly ablo to move around the house.
My head would ache and I was dizzy and had no appetite. After
taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound and Liver Pills, I
am feeling stronger than for years. I have a little boy eight months
old and am doing my work all alone. I would not be without your
remedies in the house as there are none like them.” — Mrs. F . E.
Y ost , 611 W ater ¡St, Albert Lea, Minn.
T h re e D octors G a v e H e r U p .
Pittsburg, Peun.—“ Your medicine has helped
me wonderfully. W hen I was a girl 18 years old I
was always sieklv and delicate and suffered from
irregularities. Three doctors gave me up and said
I would go into consumption.
I took Lydia E.
Pinkham s Vegetable Compound and with the third
bottle began to feel better. I soon became regular
and I got strong and shortly after I was married.
N ow I have two nice stout healthy children and am
able to work hard every day.” — Mrs. C l x m e n t in a
D u x r r in o ,.T| (»ardner St.,Troy Hill, Pittsburg, Penn.
A ll women are invited to w rit« to the Lydia E. Pinkham M edi-
Qtao Co., Lynn, M as«., for «peclal advice,—It will be conildentlaL