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About The Forest Grove express. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1916-1918 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 5, 1916)
MOST POPULAR ROMANCE OF ROSES Cream Shippers will nut money in their pockets by «flipping their rrsam to ua. We pay prompt, give full weight and correct teat«. A heavy demand for M aselw ood Butter mean« we rnuat have more high grade cream. Ship w here quality count«. HAZELWOOD CO., PORTLAND, OREGON. OLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE i WASHINGTON V TENTH ST$) P O R T L A N D . O R E .. PORTLAND Y. M. C. A. Automobile School O ffer« prartiral «hop training In C on itT M tlM and Operation o f Automobil««. Bp«rtai detailed In formation f u r n l i M iinutediately on iw ju n t En- tor any Um«. A d d r««« T b « R «g Ulrar, Y M C. A r»rtl*r.d , O r e g o n Fnr Î 9 ivi fin fitUU r*twm mall ara will ««n d you ( >n« (tonu)raa M a g > »«tir H toal Hla/ie <euaranto«Ml Ent/s llnlkiw (imund Ha» »r together with a I *>««}» I« < « n «M E xtra H ««a y Htyt'p and O n« < Vjrhnnmdum Unn« Ut tho In* tai *aJu« of SA SA. all for tha p ii« « o f 92 00. Muypiy limi tod WHto (udty «n rlo clh f |2 d < m - tal or «a p ra «« mon«y »rd «r VTStO iM ttA lU It . KoyaJ A n n oi itldg . Portland. Oregon. RUPTURE Johnston Sc Um barger RUPTURE S P E C IA L IS T S 4 U - 4 I2 A lw k r Butkiiag. P .rtU n d . Oireeee R e .u lt« Guaranteed. SHIP Veal, Pork. Beef, Poultry, Butter, E g f* »nd Farm Produce to the OUI rteliaHle t v i r d l n . hotuw with « rerord o f i > y ara of Bnuaro I —»Jinir». and be w u n d o f T O P M A R K E T PRICES F. M. CRONKHITE 46-47 F r o o t S tr e e t Portla n d , O r e e e a Yea, There’a a Lot of It! The Now York •'Tlmea" published the other day an account of an Inter view with bla Kicellency John Hon- zano. Titular Archblabop of Mltllcnr and Apostolic Delegate to the United States. The Interviewer finally asked the apoatollc delegate to tell some thing of hie opinion of modern Ameri can literature aa he had ohaerrad It during hla «tay of four years In thla country. The learned father looked carefully down Madlaon Avenue for a moment and then save hla verdict: “ Of modern American literature. 1 would aay that 1 am convinced that It la plentiful.” It might well be added that on# trouble with our preaentday writing la that very few of thoee busied there in can express themselves with the clearness, restraint, and force of that sentence.—Collier's. For bruisos use Hanford's Balaam Adv. P R E T T Y LOVE STORY T H A T BE- QAN W ITH TH E FLOWERS. FINKE BROS., 183 Madison St., P. N. U. Portland, Ore. No. 40, IBIS Size Is Quality That Recom mends the Light Brahma. It Waa SaHie That Qava the Yeung Has No Suparlor Where Large and Couple an Excuse for Calling, But Blow Maturing Fowls Are De In a Short Time They sired— Barred Where Egg Pro Needed No Excuse. duction Is Chief Item. Hetty, the secretory of our club. It«« hud u pretty love story, relutes the Chicago Tribune. It begun In u rain storm. When the rain was pelting down Its liveliest Hetty cume Into the street from un elevuted roud station. At Lite bottom of the steps stood u boy selling flowers. lie Imd only two rowes left, glorious, hulf-blowu pink ones. “ I'll have those roses, if you please,” said Hetty. Anil, ‘T i l have those roses, If you please,” said another voice at the Milne time. The other voice be longed to a mull. He wus a young mun, und when Hetty looked up und he looked down, both smiled. Despite the dampness of Ids clothes the boy anil led too. "W ell," lie said, “ which o f you Is gotfi* to have '«•ui7” “ You," said Hetty. "You spoke first.” “ No, you. I think you did,” suld the young man. The Isiy, being a diplomat ns well ns n flower seller, suggested that they "divvy up.” "W hy not?” suld the man. " I wunt ray rosea for n friend who Is 111, aud she can’t smell but one rose at u time, now. can she?" "1 suppose not," said Hetty. “ I ulso want my roses for u friend who la til, and she can't smell but oue rose at u t im e .'' So they “ divvied up." They left the station together, and since their wiiya Isy In the same direction, they walked together for three blocks. ITesently both turned Into the huiiip side street and both slopped at the same house In the middle of the block and both rung the liell of the same llut. “ Don't tell me It Is Sullle Miller thut you are bringing that ruse to,” said Hetty Incredulously. “ Sure It Is.” suld Hetty. So they climbed the stairs together. “ Won't Sullle be surprised to see us coming together?” said Hetty. Sullle wus surprised. "I didn't know that you two kuew each other,” she said. “ We don't— we didn't,” said Hetty. Then they told the story of the roses. Sullle liked the roses, but, being a sympathetic soul, she liked the story better. ” 1 rim so glad," she said. "You must Isitb come again ou Wednesday at this same time.” They went uwny together. Their talk was mostly of Sullle. lOnrfi said how wonderful It was thut the other knew Sullle. At the corner they sep arated, "I g o this way.” said Betty. "And I that,” said he. “ I hope we will meet again— at Sullle's,” he added. “ O. yes, at Sullle's.” said Hetty. O f course they met— at Sallle's. Tlielr engagement Is now six months old. They will be murrled soon. A Shell Game. A gentleman who dined regularly at Not Rich Enough to Be Rudo. a certain restaurant often ordered a Newspaper renders have all f**en dozen clams. One day he counted them and found bat 11. Still another told thut the oue requisite for lieing day the dozen waa one short. He very much 'In society" in New York Is called the waiter and asked lilm: to be very rich. And the view finds "W hy do you give only 11 clams when support. It Is suld, luxlde the charmed I order 11?" "Oh, sir,” replied the waiter, " I did circle Itself. A i nn evening party with not think you'd want to be sitting IS songbirds from the Metropolitan one o f tbe proudest queens left lu the mid at table, air.”— Christian Herald. dle o f the program, says Harper’s Mag For Inflamed sore eyes apply Han azine. A rival, whose dislike o f music ford's Balaam lightly to the closed lids. wus equully genuine, rose to follow It should relieve in five minutes. Adv. her, but wus detutned by the gentle man by her able, himself u wit nud Mere Formality. a not»“d arbiter of the elegaudes. “ No, "Shall we tell papa?” asked the girl. my dear lady," he suld, "you aren’t “ Huh ?" rich enough to leave early. Mrs. A. "That you are hla son-in law elect.” has ten times your money— It's ull "Don't you suppose that the old man knows that something Is up after I tight for her, hut you must be polite have been hanging around here for und stay till the end!” two years? What's the use of bother Georgia Fish Go on Spree. ing hint with a notification commit tee?"— Louisville Courier Journal. Walter Taylor, city clerk o f Atlanta, Un., declares that the llsh In South liver Rhould have the attention of tbe Granulated Eyelids, lluiunne society. They are being gross Eye« intUmed by expo sure to Saa, Oast and »lad ly mistreated by the city, since tbe quickly relieved by Marina police began dumping “ blind tiger” fy* Remedy. No Smarting, liquor In the sewers, lie states. luit Eye Comfort. At lie said after a trip to the river Your Drugglft’ e SOc per Bottle. Marla# f js with Oscar C.K'hrnn, manager of the SalvainTube«2Sc. For DeokaltheryeTreeiik city parks, that lie found the fish In Druggists or Marina Eye Kenedy C«., Chicago u maudlin condition, due to excessive use o f alcohol. Most o f them were In a disgraceful state o f Intoxhutlon. and the ones that were not were lighting to get their share. lie says tbe river Is rapidly Itecomlng stocked with fish from farther down the stream, coming up to get a share o f the liquid. And he ndds that the Inhabitants of the region are trying to find same way to extract the alcohol without having to ent the flsh, recogniz ing that the two don’t go well to Write about your wants in this line to gether. Sore Eyes BREED (B y PR O F. I I L. K K M PH TK R , Missouri Collas* o f Agriculture.) The Light Hruhtnu 1« tbe oldest and perbups tbe best-known and most i*>p- ular o f tbe feather legged chickens. Hlze Is tbe quality (but recommends the Light Hruhuin. Where large aud slowly maturing fowls ure desired, the Light Hrabmu has no superior, but the slowness o f maturity Is very objection able In the pullets, which, together with the fnct that they are not very heavy layers when matured, prnctl- cnlly bars this breed where egg pro duction Is the chief Item. There Is no other breed o f fowls that has the atately appearance possessed by the Hrnhma. These fowls are close feathered like the Lnngshans, but are larger and not so long-legged. They are not us heavily feathered as tbe Cochins. They are very graceful In appearance and carry themselves in a stately manner. The back on both male and female Is very long and broad. There should be a slight rise o f the back with u broad sweep at the base o f the tall. The birds should be erect nod well placed ou their legs. Ahundunt toe feathers Is also a very desirable feature. Taking the American Standard of Perfection us a guide, the following are the special qualifications and dis qualifications o f the Light Hruhinn fowls, when being Judged according to the Stundurd of Perfection. Special qualifications ure: Cocks over three pounds, cockerels over two and a half pounds, hens und pullets over two pounds less than standard weight. Vulture hocks also disqualify. Mark Nation’s Progress. “ Fairs and expositions are the time pieces that mark the progress of na tions,” Is what the late ex-Presldent William McKinley once said. Surely they uplift, surely they are educators and Just as surely they mark— and mark with mighty distinct ness—every advancement we make In production— whether It be In products j of the soil, of pasture, of school or factory. "In these times of rapid change and advancement, nearly every state In the union Is developing pride in Its great annual fatra— and nearly every one Is more or less Interested In excel ling, If possible, at least its nearest neighbors In the quality, variety and magnitude of its products, and in their striking display,” says a well- known writer on such subjects. It Takes the Fire Out. To take tbe fire out o f a burn or scald quickly use Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh. Apply It lightly at once and the inflamed skin should be quickly cooled. Be prepared for accidents by always having a bottle on hand. Adv. IF YO U HAVE RHEUMATISM you should try Anti-Uric, the famous remedy made from Hoots and Berries. It is guaranteed to cure this cruel dis ease in every stage. W e want every reader o f this paper who is suffering from Rheumatism in any form to try this d.scovery. Every package guaranteed or money refund ed. Price $1.50 prepail, or we will send by Parcel Post C. O. D. Circu lars and convincing testimony free. Address A N T I-U R IC CO., 102 Sher wood Building, San Francisco. BUSINESS ANO STENOGRAPHIC SCHOOL Oar graduates are occupying enviable posi tions. The teaching process is different from ordinary business schools. Thorough. Practi cal. Individual. SCH O O L FO R M E N O N L Y . Address The Registrar. Y. M. C. A .. Portland. Oregon, and get detailed information. FARMS AND BUSINESS SOLD Do you want tn aetl your farm, home or baaiiMaa for cash? W rite to C A R T E R R E A L T Y C O „ No Time Lost. 604 Buchanan Building. Portland. Oregow It was at the sign of the three gold en balls and the grubby little urchin entered its portals carrying in his hand a large trying pan. Bought. Sold. R ented and Repaired “ Muvver wants threepence on th is;” W A L K E R E LE C T R IC W O R K S Burnside, cor. 10th. Portland. Ora. he said boldly, handing It across the counter to the proprietor. The man of pledges took it, then dropped It with a howl. l o and from ail points on household goods, pianos, "H ang it all,” he exclaimed, “ the and automobiles. Information cheerfully given. beastly thing’s h ot!” Pacific Coast Forwarding Co., Jg« " I know,” said the youngster. "Muv- Light Brahma Hen, Owned by Missouri ver’s Just done the liver and bacon on It. and now we want thrlppence to get HIDES, PELTS. CASCARA BARK, College of Agriculture. ' the beer wiv.”— London Answers. WOOL AND MOHAIR. — Solid black feathers on the back, Wt ust U yn k in Write Mr pros ad sJtippmg tan Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and black spota In the web of feathers m T he h . F. N orton C o . Nfluia, on. sum, n the back, except stripes In the sid- disappear with doctor Pierce’s Golden dle on the males nnd at the base of i Medical Discovery. In tablets or liquid. O regon V ulcanizing C ompany the neck; or shanks other than yellow moved to 333 to 337 iiurneide St.. Port, A Hitch. land. Ore. L t n r a t T ire Repair Plant should disqualify Light Brahmas. "How did community singing turn in the Northwest. Country aerviee a The neck plumage should be white. out In your neighborhood? The peas specialty. Use Parcel Poet. The hnckle should be white, the web ants are strong for it in Europe.” o f the feathers should have a solid "Our $10,000 a year peasants would Old Fashioned. greenish Mack strip extending down not mix with the $5.000 a year peas " I f you think you’re worth more the middle o f each feather, running ants."— Louisville Courier-Journal. money why don't you ask for it?” parallel with the edge o f the feather Made since 1846— Hanford's Bal “ W ell, I’m a little old fashioned. I and tapering to a point near the end. sam. Adv. guess, I'm inclined to think that the The under-color should be either white. boss himself w ill tumble to the tact Mulsh white or slate. In the wings, Putting Him Right. | if I give him time.”— Detroit Free the wing bows should be white ex Guest— A broiled chicken, with cel ! Press. cept near the fron t The primaries erity! and secondaries should be black with Waiter— Celery, sir, is the way hit's The List. >* white on the lower side extending to pronounced, sir!— Boston Globe. i "Can you name the colored race«?” the quilL The remainder of the pri "Sure. A man green with jealousy, Mental Reservations. maries aud secondaries should be blue with trouble, red with rage, white "You have declared for prohibition, black. In the back the surface color with fear and yellow with envy.”—; should be white except at the base of haven’t you?” Baltimore American. "Yes,” replied Uncle Bill Bottletop. _________________ the neck. The saddle should be white, " I also sing 'I Want to Be An Angel,’ the under-color can be either wMte. but I ain't in any great hurry about For weak joints apply Hanford’i Balsam thoroughly and well rubbed bluish white or slate. iL” — Washington Star. in. Adv. The tall should be black. The tall Golf in German. coverts should be M ack; the lesser Cause and Effect. coverts should be black edged with “ Golf has been changed to ‘locker- "T h e orator electrified his audi white. The surface and under-color ballspiel’ by German professors, so o f the breast should be white. The that it will have no British flavor,” | ence.” "H e ’s a live wire, all right.”— Balti ho<ly nnd fluff should be white except says an exchange. How the Scotch more American. will roar at this!— Detroit Free Press. under the wings, where It may be white, bluish white, or slate, the same as the under color. ELECTRIC MOTORS REDUCED FREIGHT RATES I D A K Y M iiB ] k ----------------------------------------------- T o produce good milk, cows must be comfortable. • • • Keep only ns many cows ns can be properly hundled. • • • Don’t try to get dirt out o f milk— keep It out, In the first place. • • • Cleanliness nud carefulness are the keystone In successful dairying. • • • The dairy barn should be roomy, clean, dry, light and well ventilated. • • • While feed Is nn Important factor In succesnful dairying It Is not the only thing. • « • % Cannot expect calves to be better than their sire— that Is why we need Returning to the Grind. the best. • • • Going back to work again after a three weeks' vacation Is almost as Always handle cows carefully. The pleasant as having seven teeth ex cow will more than repay any kindness tracted. shown her. 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