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About The Forest Grove express. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1916-1918 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 28, 1916)
Prolonged Mourning. T HE DORT AUTOMOBI LE TH E L A S T W O K I) in auto perfection formance in beauty in comfort in economy. in power in per in durability and THIS WONDERPUI. CAR hau at Inst been brought to the I’ a- dfle Northwest. No other car ia like it no other car can touch it, with ita famous Westinghouse starting anil lighting; ita true cantilever springs and ita big, roomy, full-leather upholatered eeaU. $695 “ Built in Flint“ Comparisons. factory YOU M A Y BE TH E AG E N T in your community. proposition. Send for fine catalog. Bones, a hostler, failed to turn up at the livery yard one morning. "W here's Bones?" the boss asked. " Ills father’s dead, air," explained one other hostler. "O h !" The next day again Bones failed to turn up. And the next day still he was absent. "Bones not about?" aald the boas. " Ills father," »aid the other hostler, "as I told you before, air ----" "W ell, look here,” said the boas, "you slip on your coat and run round to Hones' house and find out If he Intends to stay away all the time bia father la dead."— Chicago Journal. Ask for NORTHWEST AUTO CO., Broadway at Couch, Portland, Oregon. "So your boy Joah Is a soldier now?” "Y ep ," replied Farmer Corntossel. "And I want to tell you the discipline Is doing him good. It's the first time In many a year that Josh couldn't put on airs ’cause be was better dressed than I was."— Washington Star. Spoke in Ringing Tonea. "Bridget, why don't you answer the doorbell?" "Ol didn't hear It sayln’ anything. mum." "You must have heard Its tongue going. Bridget."— Boston Transcript. Trip to the Sea. Altho —e took a fishing shack And dally fished from dories. The only fishy things brought back Were stories. I'leaae send catalog and full details o f Dort car without ob ligation on my part to M r S ig n name and address, and mail today. FARMS AND BUSINESS SOLD THE NEW PERKINS HOTEL Special Summer Rates Court Room , Single, 75c; Double, S I. Outside Room , Single. $1; Double, $1.50 I Hath privilege t nr lulled) Room s with Private Bath, Single, f i a O ; Double, $2.00. AGENTS: All Care from Union Depot Poa Our Dnorm. N E W P E R K IN S H O T E L Cor Washington A Fifth Hu . P O R T LA N D OKK BUY D I R E C T £ M l Hr baring direct from ue at wholeeale prteee and eave the plunder's proflu. W rite ue lo dar ruur needs. We will give ,o o « « r rueh- tottom "direct-U»-rou" prlroe. f o. b. rail or lu i We artuailr save r«u from 10 to 66 per m l A ll guode guaranteed Northwest headquarUre for le a d e r Water H,stems and Fuller A Johnson Kngtnea. S T A R K - D A V IS CO. Third Street. F ertU ed. O regon SHIP V eal, Pork. Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs and Farm Produce lu the Old ItellsbW Kverdlr.g hut.so with s record o í 45 y*ara of Hauar« l**aJti»ga. and U a h u m M o f T O P M A R K E T PRÍCES F. M. C R O N K .H IT E 45-47 Front S tra «t Portland. O r «»o n Johnston & Um barger RUPTURE S P E C IA L IS T S 411-413 AUskr Building. Port lend. O r o . Results Guaranteed. M S K IF F á M IL L E R , 1/ L i N T I Ç T Ç 1 I J Or. EW T. Hedlund, Dr. Seymour S. Skid, Dr, J. Howard Miller, DENTISTS. OLNES BUSINESS COLLEGE ’. PORTLAND. O RE*. Cream Shippers will nut money in their pocket* by snipping their cream to us. We pay prompt, give full weight ana correct tents. A heavy demand for H aaelw ood Butter means we must have more high grade cream. Ship w h ere quality counts. HAZELW OOD C ompany (The Tire Shopi lise moved Into larger quartern in tha heart o f the automo bile district. Burnside at Broadway. M3 and 136 liurnstda at.. Portland. Or. HIDE8, PELT8. CASCARA BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR. Vi m l ta p« Hire write ftr prices ud sM^ti fig* THE H. f. NORTON CO. 0 «. *•*«». r HAWTHORNE AUTO SCHOOL ’ O r w o n 'l ol<!*»t. I»» »1 «quipp#d «nd rnont practical irhool. E xpert instruct!' n« in retmirin«. clrivinif and Fractl- enl work in th»» repair «hop. You do the work with your own hands. Day and night cl a * * * Addreaa 44& Hawthorn« Arm. Cortland. Ore. Spray-a-Cow Keeps off flies or money back. $1 a gallon from your dealer, or order by mail. P L U M M E R D R U G CO. Third and Madison, Portland, Or. C O ., P O R TLA N D , OREGON. E x p la in e d . Sister Nancy was going the round of the ward in the big hospital for wounded soldiers, examining the med ical charts over each bed utul taking temperatures. Peaching the side of one hero, in whose mouth she had left the ther mometer a minute before, she was horrified to find, on withdrawing it, that it registered 120, although only an hour ago the patient was normal. Swiftly she summoned the house doc tor, but he, on arriving, was seriously perplexed, as there was nothing in the patient's condition to account for the sudden rise. "Look here." he said to the soldier, "have you dropped this thermometer or been fooling about with it?” "No, sir. Only been stirring me tea with I t ! ” — London Answers. NEW MODERN DANCING. E. Fletrhrr Hsllsmora. th* Uxlintr Dancing Ex pert ami In.tnictor In N»w York City. wrltea: ‘1 have uud A 1,1.EN'S KOOT-KASE. tha sntisaptk powder to b« .hakrn into th« ihn«., for tan y aera, ami recommend It to all my pupila” It curan and prevanta aora feat. Sold by all Drug and Depart- ment Stero«, 25c. »ampia FREE. Addreaa, Allan S. Olma ted. Le Roy. N. Y. Fearing the Worat. "Do you want your wife to vote?" "Certainly,” replied Mr. drowcher. "A ll I hope is that she won't get up a series of campaign processions and make each of 'em as expensive ag an Easter parade."— Washington Star. Write about your wanta In thia line to FINKE BROS., 183 Madiaon Ht., P. N. U. Portland, Ore. No. 39, 1910 Be T U i l u t a MOW hr r * u i-bralclaa, yoa nod fa t J f naillr. It U m a n vital than b o o n la i t r u e * A ik roue »h n lc in a . drugrUt. or Mad f i t ‘ Hava goa bad T r r b o id f" toillag o t T y p h o i d Vaccin«, resulta f i a * ua , and dan*«» D an Typhoid Car Herr. arm * raoMcia. vacuata a tta.at u S o re I “L eader ” and “R e p e a t e r ” S hot S hells laboratory , rerrclcy . cal „ n i c %. h i uctat* Granulated Eyelids, Eye* inflamed by expo sure to Saa. Dull and Rind «- i quickly relieved by Msriae CLV 0 S 4v N o Smarting, just E y e Com fort. A t Y o u r D ru g gw t*» SOc per Bottle. Msrtse E y t Sa l v« in T u b e s 2 Sc. F o r B s e k s Ilh e E y e F re c t ik D ru g g ists o r M a rla s t y s B a s e ly C »., Chicago r New Houston Hotel SDCTH AND EVERETT 8TS. Ktmr Block« fron) Union Station t .TnAmr new A ll iw ilM a o w ly daoorntod. R A T E S BY W E E K Ott M O N TH Kate« SOc. 75c. Si. Sl.SO Par Dar T cU ph on *. M a n k sll M . O regon V ulcanizino CStr, «ad haimlaaaoMO.of AaUUrphold Vietinoti.*. R a n a c n n .n l i Jy Take pleasure In announcing Ih sl ther ape Ice rated at 466-461) Morgan bldg.. Itth flour). W ash ington st H r u ln a r . Portland. Ore., where ther will be pleased to meet their friande and patients I Theae offices will be conducted asi s poller of nerv ine st moderate urines to the best uf our sldlllr. W e alwars aland behind our work, as we know , that a satlafled patient la and shall always be the beet aeeet. th a n S m a l l p o x . Arm y vie w e b u flaaiornu»'. id tha slcvst n ln ta kra* c ffl- •I ’l i I M WASHINGTON « TENTH STS* DRS. H E D L U N D , I \ T TYPHOID h tre RUPTURE Do Your Own Plumbing | aia tobagö moist K«*| hi Tobar CO In brat smoking condition. K it» any tobacco tin or cigar boa. Bmokara buy on aight H*l)a e v«ry w h ew H i« profila. T O B A C -O -M O IS T DfcPT.. 8lo Itokum Bldg., Portland. Oragon. (W hen ros IU «la ter Ash the Clerk for Hummer Hatee.) A ete-ltee Meets Treins. Do you want to »«II yotir farm, home or bualneaii for ca*h* Wrtu to CAATEJt REALTY CO.. 604 Buchanan Building. Portland. Ore«on Send 10c to Dr. Pierce Invalids’ Ho tel, Buffalo, for large trial package of “ Anuric” for kidneys, cures backache. Free. "Vacation is a great thing.” "Don’t have to watch the clock then, eh?" “ Don’t even have to watch the cal endar.”— Louisville Courier-Journal. PRINTERS AND PUBLISHERS, ATTENTION! PERFECT PRINTING PLATES FumUhad on abort nutica. W rite for Seal« o f F r e t « Port land Electrotype A Stereotype to .. Front 4 Stark. Portland. Or. D O N 'T S U F F E R F R O M Rheumatism For the hi^h flyers, or the lo w flyers, “ L e ad e r” and “ Repeater’ shells have the reach, spread and penetra tion. Their great sale is due to these qualities, which insure a full bag. Made in m any gauges and loads. BE SURE TO ASK FOR THE W BRAND Some One Ought to Tell Her. Sold Under a Binding Guarantee Dear little W illie was only recently married, and for the past fortnight he had been wearing that fatuous smile which a man wears on only two occa sions— when he is first married and when the first baby arrives. That smile, which suggests a codfish in paradise, is extremely annoying to the onlooker. Therefore. W illie’s friends were relieved to see him appear one morning looking very glum. "Hallo, W illie! What’s the matter?” they cried in chorus. “ Oh. don't chaff, boys— don’t chaff! Marriage isn't what I thought it was! [ My wife can’t sin g!” "Can’t sing? Why, you ought to be 1 | thankful for that!” “ Yes. I dare say. And I might be— only, you see, she doesn’t know i t ! ”— when you can easily And quick relief What a Tourist Heard. from this cruel disease in any stage. A tourist in Ireland came upon a Anti-Uric, made from Roots and Ber ries, gradually soothea a w a y the poi couple of men “ in holts” rolling on the son from the system, no matter now road. The man on top was pummel- severe or long standing the case may ing the other within an inch of his be. Send $1.50 today for a treatment life. The traveler looked on for a mo prepaid to your address. Results ment in silence and then intervened. “ I say, it's an infernal shame to guaranteed or money refunded, or sent C. O. D. by Parcel Post. Write for strike a man when he's down.” "Faith, if yez knew all the trouble circulars and letters from those bene- fltted. Don’ t put it off. Simply send I had gettin’ him down yez wouldn't today. Address A N T I-U R IC CO., 102 , be talkin’ like that," came the inter mittent reply.— Judge. Sherwood Building, San Francisco. F or Man or H A N F O R D ’S Balsam of Myrrh A LI N I M ■ N t For Cuts, Burnt, Bruises, Sprains, Strains, Stiff Neck, Chilblains, Lame Back, Old Sores, Open Wounds, and all External Injuries. H ade Since 1846. Price 25c, 50c and $1.00 All Dealers ^ You may be famous for your cooking, or just a “ beginner” In Either Case KG B aking P owder will help you. Its goodness recommends it