AMUSEMENT PROGRAM
FOR COUNTY F I
(Continual from piige One)
Firemen’s Day
Thursday, September 21.
Morning
10:00 Water fight on street; 1st
100 cigars, 2nd 1 dozen can­
ned goods. Parade into Fair
Grounds.
11:00-Northwestern Association
race; 1st $25.00 cash, 2nd
$15.00 nozzle.
Afternoon
1:00—Coupling contest; 1st $5.00
pair shoes, 2nd $.'1.50 pair
shoes.
1:30—Hub and hub race; 1st 500
printed envelopes and letter
heads and $15.00 worth of
groceries, 2nd $10.00 worth
of dry goods.
2:15—Fireman’s rescue race; 1st
Stetson hat, 2nd hat.
3:00 ladder climbing contest;
1st $5.00 worth of groceries,
2nd fountain pen.
3:45 100 yard dash; 1st case of
canned goods, 2nd case of
canned goods.
4:30 Tug of war. Hanks and
Hillsboro; 1st box cigars; tug
of war, Dilley and North
Plains; 1st box cigars.
6:30—New York wet test; 1st
$50.00 cash, 2nd $25.00 cash.
School Children’s Day
3:00 3 horse relay race; 1st $15.
cash, 2nd 100 cigars, 3rd box
cigars.
3:45 -Pony race; 1st $10.00 worth
of merchandise; 2nd raw hide
whip.
4:30 Ladies nail driving contest;
1st mission clock; 2nd 1 gal­
lon of syrup.
There will be a band concert
and dancing every evening and all
exhibition tents will be open until
9 p. m.
Admission charges Single, 35c;
after 6. p. m., 25c; children, be­
tween 9 and 14 years, 10c; season
tickets not transferable, $1; fam­
ily ticket, good for entire family
one day, $1; auto admitted and
parked, 25c.
Attention, Odd Fellows
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County
Fair
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday
Sept. 20 to 23, inclusive
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Forest Grove Fair Grounds
(Only One Block from Railroad)
This Will Be a Great Exhibition
Washington lodge has bee n
notified that Brother F'rank E.
Horses, Cattle, Sheep, Swine, Poultry and Pet Stock,
THE PLIGHT OF THE TWINS
Vegetables, F'ruits, Grains, Grasses, Farm Machinery
Reed, grand conductor, represent­
Automobiles, Flowers, Fancy Work, Plants,
(Contributed)
ing the grand master, will visit
Pictures, Culinary and Household Articles
The Twins hh I in their Sanctum, as this lodge on Monday evening,
Something
Doing Every Day! Watch for the Program!
cheerful as two mud pies. “ Now see Sept 18th. All members of the
See List of Special Prizes!
what you’ve did," quoth Aaron, “ with order are invited to come out and
your meddlesome lies; you done stirred
$2,000.00 in Premiums; $600,00 in Special Prizes
up that Squatter and made our few hear the grand master’s repre­
Firemen’s Tournament !
Band Contests !
friends laugh; you sure deserve a medal sentative.
Wednesday—Automobile
Day.
for invitinr of his gaff. We were doin’
well, Joe, until you lo*t your head (?), The members of the local R( -
Thursday—Firemen’s Day.
but now it looks like well, sir; remem­ bekah lodge will give a program
Friday—School Children’s Day.
ber what he said? Called us public at the lodge room on the night of
Saturday—Grange Day.
mendicants; and nearly proved it, too! Oct. 4th in honor of the sixty-
The officers will be pleased to furnish you any
Holy smoking mackerel, ’twas a fool
information desired.
move for you; I once looked the swell fifth anniversary of the Rebekah
lodge.
•four hundred’ fairly in the face, but
Joseph P. Hurley, Pres.
R. W. Reder, Sec’y
now through the byways I toddle in dis­ Having put the subscription
FOREST
GROVE,
OREGON
grace. No more can 1 sing blithely of price of the Express down to
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‘mansions in the skies, ’ since you awoke
$1.00
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during
September
the Squatter with your clumsy lies.
During September you can
will insure your auto against
Now I wish you’d leave me; go back to for new subscribers, the manage­ have the Forest Grove Express fire, We theft
and collision. Hancock
Minneap; go where you list, my evil ment want to treat present sub­
&
Wiles.
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Twin, you surely are a Yap. You say scribers fairly, so if those in ar­ (once a week) and W. J. Bryan’s
he runs the Lion ad? Oh, piffle, what’s rears will pay to date, they will Commoner (monthly) both one The person who left a pair of
the drff; go chase yourself around the
block or jump from yonder cliff ! We be given another year’s subscrip­ year for $1.50. This offer means nose glasses in Star Confectionery
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can find them at this office. 34-tf
also have some ads. Twin, not run for tion for $1.00 additional.
Friday, September 22
Morning
11:00— Parade i n t o grounds;
School children and teachers o |
admitted free.
Afternoon
1:00 -Chicken catching contest
for boys; age limit 10 years.
1:30—Chicken catching contest
for girls; age limit 10 years.
2:00 -Penny scramble for boys;
age limit 7 years.
2:15—Penny scramble for girls;
age limit 7 years.
2:30- Tug of war, Hillsboro and
Forest Grove; 1st 5 gallons
ice cream.
2:45 Tug of war, Orenco, Scholls,
Reaverton, N o r t h Plains,
Ranks, Sherwood, Tualatin,
Gaston, Dilley and Cornelius;
1st 5 gallons ice cream.
3:30—Tug of war, all other small­
er schools; 3 gallons of ice
cream.
4:00- Bicycle race; 1st electric
lamp, 2nd bicycle horn.
4.30— 50 yard foot race for girls;
1st kodak, 2nd box candy.
5:00- Nail driving contest for o
girls; 1st gold ring, 2nd foun­
tain pen.
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THEATER
Friday, Sept. 22 d
Just One
Night
THE GREAT INCE TRIUMPH
ELEVEN REELS
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Special Orchestra, Chorus and Effects,
The Wonder
Spectacle of the Age!
Grange Day
Saturday, September 23
Morning
10:30—Farmers’ parade, for best
horse-drawn float; 1st milk
stand and $10.00 worih of
nursery stock, 2nd $10.00
worth garden seeds, 3rd cross­
cut saw.
F’inest driving team and bug­
gy; 1st $10.00 worth of nur­
sery stock, 2nd meerschaum
pipe.
Finest single driver and bug­
gy; 1st aluminum double boil­
er, 2nd safety razor.
Finest saddle horse; 1st case
canned goods, 2nd fountain
pen.
Afternoon
1:00—Best 5 minute talk On ensi-
silage; 1st $10.00 cash, 2nd
$5.00 cash.
2:00—100 yard foot race for farm­
ers; 1st set of Rogers Bros.,
knives, forks and spoons, 2nd
Sterlac milk pail.
2:30—50 yard foot race for farm­
ers’ wives; 1st $5.00 hat, 2nd
$3.50 clock.
local good; when you lost your head on
that, Joe, you lost a block of wood.”
“ Now cease!” cried Joseph Puffedup,
fir splinters standing erect, “ tell me
what you do of my wooden head ex­
pect? I own I made a blunder; pray
tell me who has not? But from off this
plane I’ll drive him, with gas and air
red-hot; pray am I not the champeen
spreader of the *con’? Do I not tote a
medal for bragging what I’ve done? I
am a mighty Booster, (but this secret
to you I’ll tell), I never boost a dam
thing unless it pays me well! Let’s
stop this profitless wrangling, Em, and
get our heads together; two heads beat
one, they say, though mine is wood and
yours is leather.” (Exit, singing “The
Tie that Binds.”
O. B. ZERVER.
WAR
Painted by Master Hands, in all Its
AWFUL DETAILS!
Prices the Same as in Portland—25c, 50c and 75c
ALL SEATS RESERVED
Music Composed by Schertzinger
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