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B U S IN E SS COLULGK
P o rtla n d . O ra.
Royal D-Lite
Comfortable
SHOKS
L A D IE S
All Stylet
All Slzet
R oyal Shoe Co.
148 Fourth St.
Portland
Near MorrtKNi
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A G—d Vmlu li M*4t So
It Do«a Not G row So.
T h rra la only <ma way u* ir**t a
Mood Violin W ithout (»’•♦tal K*-
|icfia>, w hich U
in your
Old llad On# and hava it mail«*
in to an>OI«l (k»«*d On#
Kati-
rnataa given fra«.
All work
guarant<M«J. H#nd to
THE COULTEIt CO.,
227S
St.
fwllaai. Ore
MOTORCYCLES ..d BICYCLES
Bought, »old and repaired.
Sup-
I lies of all kind«. O ut of town
trade; a specialty. W rite us.
R. H. BLOCKER
27G T ay lo r S tre e t
P o rtlan d , O regon
FARMS AND BUSINESS SOLD
t > 0 you w an t t/> w ll your farm , Ham* or huain***
f« r ca*h* W i i m 1« C A R T E R R E A L T Y C O ..
WJ4 B u c h a n a n B u ild in g , E o n l a n d . O r e g o n
ELECTRIC MOTORS
B o u g h t. S o ld . R e n te d a n d R e p a ir e d
W A L K E R E LE C TR IC W ORKS
Itu m aule. cor. luth.
P ortland. Ora.
R ED U C ED F R E I G H T R A T E S
To and from ail pointa on houaahold
piano*.
lUwnohéiaa. in fo rm atio n c hoor fuily t i
Pacific Coast Fom artiiiC o..
HIDES, P E L T 8 , CASCARA BARK,
WOOL AND MOHAIR.
Wi *i*t « )M hfii Writs t r prices »1 Hupping tags
T hi H. F. N orton C o . am««, or», saura. w*
Good, No M atter W hat.
T h e O fficer (a fte r a c o m p la in t)—
Thin te a 's all rig h t. W h a t's th e com
p lain t?
T om m y—It a in ’t tea, sir; It’s stoo!
T he O fficer -A n d very nice stoo!
—London S ketch.
O ptical A stonishm ents.
"S eein g Is believing." said th e ready
m ade philosopher.
"N ot alw ays, w hen you a re looking
a t the m ovies."— W ashington S tar.
F alling in Line.
"I am going to a p rep ared n ess m eet
log, my dear, of o u r club."
All rig h t, W illiam . You had b e tte r
leave me all th e loose chan g e you have
ab o u t you."— R altlm ore A m erican.
r HAWTHORNE AUTO SCHOOL ’
Tho only Automobil»* School on th e P a ­
cific Count m ain tain in g a (*aa T ractor
i>rpt.. ( 'l i i i i Holt C a te rp illar. C. L liegt
T rack lay er «nd Wheel T ractora. both in tho
pchoot anti o p e ra tin g field.
445 H aw thorne A re.
P o rtland. Ore.
,
v-
A re c e n t casa before th e court*
throw conalderable light upon the
pen ch an t eomo people have for epecu
lallng In o th e r people's Uvee. One
woman held life Inaurancue on her
p aren ts, h er children, her m o th er In
law, h e r b ro th ers and several friends
Of course th a t so rt of thing Is Illegal,
but It seem s to be a flourishing busi­
ness nev erth eless.
Hut hope delayed m aketh th e heart
sick and a fte r the Insu rers have kept
th e prem ium « paid up to p retty well
th e am ount they would gain from the
Insu ran ce com pany, they seo th eir
profit m elting aw ay and call th e law
to free them from th e ir Investm ent,
claim ing th e ir prem ium s hack on all
so rts of Ingenious defenses.
(la th e r a ro tten business, but we are
assu red th a t It Is m uch moro preva
len t th an we have an Idea of. T here
m ust he u trem en d o u s tem p tatio n to
a ssist fate nt tim es, und In any case,
when relativ es form th e chief Invest
m erit on thece lines. It m ust be ra th e r
e x asp eratin g to have them politely In
form us th a t they are "q u ite well,
th an k you.”
One recalls th a t scandalous "com ic”
song th a t had such a vogue a while
back w herein an Irrita te d hubby sang
th a t ho w as stony broke w ith a wad
of dough sta rin g him In th e face!
Home of th e sto ries of th e "sweep^
m ak es” In th e tre n c h e s are equally
d istu rb in g T he nam e of each m an In
th e reg im en t going Into action Is put
Into a h at and every m an puts up s
franc. T he m oney (a divided betw een
all those who drew th e nam e of a
m an who Is still allvo or unw ounded
at th e end of th e day! A soldier can
sp ite a chap holding his nam e by de­
lib erately co u rtin g th e a tte n tio n s of a
bullet. On th e o th e r hand. It tends
to m ake them ten d erly co n sid erate of
each o th e rs' lives and urg en t adm oni­
tio n s to "ta k e c a re !" a re not neces­
sarily d isin terested .
pj
m
cH
ssm
T he Ja p 1s alw ay s polite, but once In
a while he slip s from grace—and when
he does he Is up a g a in st It, for th e re
are no sw earw o rd s In the Jap an ese
languago, say s a w riter In t^ s lle 's
W eekly. W hen a Jap an ese m eets you
he bows th re e tim es and tak es off bis
hat, but does n o t sh ak e banda. W hen
he g re e ts you b is first concern Is
about your a n c e sto rs and next about
your stom ach. It would be alm ost an
open Insult for one Jap an ese to m eet
ti
a n o th e r w ithout a sk in g him how his
stom ach fared. On th e third bow be
ask a: “T h is m orning, how la It with
your honorable inside?" As you »».Tie
up on your th ird bow you answ er to
F o r th e high flyers, o r th e low flyers, “ L e a d e r” and
tho eff»sct th a t th e place m entioned Is
“ R e p e a te r’ shells have th e reach, spread and penetra­
doing as well a s could be expected
tion.
T h e ir great sale is due to th ese qualities, w hich
and In tu rn ask him what uew s be
insure a full bag.
M ade in m an y gauges and loads.
has from th e fronL T hea he lifts his
hat again and aay s; “ Your delightful
B E SU R E TO A S K F O R T U E W BRA N D
h»;ad th is m orning. I hope It have no
com m otion." W hen you tell him th a t
you a re pleased to re p o rt th a t It feels
well th is m orning he asks about a
few g e n eratio n s of honorable a n c e s­
to rs and th en you a re free to tak e up
the w eather.
Lven though th e y are elaborately
polite, once In a w hile one Jap an ese
will get mad a t an o th e r. T h eir an g er
F A L L T E R M O PEN S T U E S D A Y , S E P T . 5 T H .
kindles slow ly a t llrst. finally fanning
N e w C la s s e s W ill B e S ta r te d T h e n .
to a blaze th a t know s no staying. But
even though th e re la a to rre n t of em o­
M a n y S t u d e n t s A lr e a d y E n ro lle d .
tion seeth in g In h is soul th ere a re no
A s k F o r C a ta lo g u e .
E n ro ll N o w .
w ords to give It v en t; It keeps surging
h a rd e r and h a rd e r until It throw s
aside all re s tra in t and glvea up all
P h o n e M a i n 5063
.
.
.
Tillord B u ild in g
Idea of decency by putting Into one
p h rase all hla b itte rn e ss and snapping
squarely Into th e o th e r man s asto n ­
ished face th e w orst th in g th a t can trs
said In th e w hole language: “Your
stom ach Is not on s tr a ig h t! ” T his Is
C om forter.
Granulated Eyelids,
th e final In su lt; n o th in g more can be , Dr. B ates B ingham of B oston, on
l i ■ R k Eyes inflamed by expo-
ad d ed —he has caat th e glove. T here his re tu rn hom e from doing am bulance ___
tureto San, Oast and Wind
Is n o thing left for him to do but to w ork in F rance, w as asked by a re ­
quickly relieved by Marios
give his enem y a c u ttin g look, tu rn on p o rter his opinion of a G erm an n o te .:
tjcRdiccfly. No Smarting,
"T h e re is no m ore real satisfactio n ."
just Eye Comfort A*
hla heel and h au g h tily clap-clap aw ay
the d istin g u ish ed physician replied, Your Druggitt*« 50c per Bottle. Marine Ey#
on his wooden shoes.
For A nother E uripides.
| “o r com fort in it th a n th e re w as in SalveinTube»2Sc. ForCaoksf :heEyefreeaik
If som e poet or d ra m a tist as great
the b lack sn ak e's ruse.
Drugguts or Marine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago
as E u ripides w ere to rlso from the
"A P ik e county m o th er once left j
If C ivilians L earn t . Shoot.
wreck of th is w ar and w rite of w hat
W ILL YOU HUT NEW T IR E S NOW
C ivilian rlffo clu b s are lately re j her little one seated o u tsid e th e shack
and pulling on a full m ilk b o ttle w hen
o r m ake yo u r old ones la s t th ro u g h
he had aeen he could not b e tte r th e reiv in g m uch a tte n tio n .
They have j a b lack sn ak e cam e gliding up.
th e w m te r. W rite u s ab o u t th is.
d enunciation In "T h e T ro jan W om en” developed a n u m b er of men who are
OREGON VULCANIZING C O .
“T
he
sn
ak
e
n
estled
close
to
the
which runa. In p art. "How a re ye ex cellent sh o ts w ith 22-callber rifles,
650 W ash in g to n St..
P o rtlan d . Ora.
child, drew th e ru b b er nipple from its
blind, ye tre a d e rs down of cities. . . . Indoors, a t a d ista n c e of 50 to 75 m outh and proceeded to d rin k the
yourselves so soon to d ie "
T hose feeL
m ilk; but a t th e sam e tim e th e sn ak e!
V indicated Self-Esteem .
linos w ero spoken w hen th is play was
C om paratively few , how ever, are did n o t forget to slip th e end of its j
p resen ted In th e new stadium of th e able to handle th e m odern high-pow­ tall g ently betw een the in fa n t’s l i p s 1 "T h e W oggses seem to have a high
City college
T hey brought hom e to ered 30-caliber U nited S ta te s m aga­ by way of a co m forter."
opinion of th em selv es.”
all who h eard them th e sickening re a l­ zine rifle and h it a ta rg e t 1,000 yards
"Y es. You see the sam e cook h as
Rub It In T horoughly.
ization th a t E urope has sloughed off aw ay.
con sen ted to rem ain in th e ir em ploy
M oreover, even w ere all our
A sp ra in o r stra in should have Im-I
Its ven eer of civilization and Is back men good shots, It m u st be rem em ­
for th re e c r four years. So they feel
w here It w as six ce n tu rie s before the bered th a t shootin g Is m erely one of | m ediate a tte n tio n to check th e sw ell­ e n titled to th ink th a t th ey a re ra th e r
ing.
Rub
on.
and
rub
in
thoroughly
b irth of C h rist, w hen an cien t G reece, th e Im p o rtan t p a rts of a so ld ier's
H anford's B alsam of M yrrh and you nice people."— W ashington S tar.
too, believed th a t th e had em erged train in g , and th a t It is a very sm all should have quick relief. A lw ays have
Ask your d ea le r for th e free book­
from b arb arism and did not see the part.
a b o ttle on hand for accidents. A dr.
let, "U seful H in ts for H orse O w ners,"
ruin th en Im pending. In F rance, in
T he so ld ier who can do nothing but
issued by G. C. H anford Mfg. Co., S y ra ­
Belgium , in n o rth e rn Italy and on the
P lain Enough.
shoot has about th e sam e relativ e
cuse, N. Y„ m a n u fa c tu rers of H an­
windy plains of a n cien t Troy Itself the
“How
do
you
like
A
m
erica,
co
u
n
t?"
value as a polo p lay er who can sit
ford's B alsam of M yrrh. Adv.
■hade of E urlpldea m ight ag ain de­
“Q uite m uch, but your figures of
on a fence and wield a m allet sk ill­ speech a re so m ew hat h ard to under- i
nounce th o se "that cast tem p les to
No Alibi.
fully. but who c a n 't rid e a h orse.— stan d . Now, w hen it daw ns upon you
d esolation and lay w aste tom bs, the
CapL K lchard S tockton, Jr., in Col­
“T
he
w
ar
is
doing me a good tu rn ,
u n trodden sa n c tu a rie s w here He the
l i e r s W eekly.
anyhow .”
“You
begin
to
see
d
a
y
lig
h
t!”
ex-
an cien t dead." In m orals and lu st for
"In w h at w ay?”
| plained th e o th e r m an.—Louisville
blood E urope h as rev erted to tho days
"I d o n 't have to th in k up excuses
C ourier-Journal.
8unday
and
Holiday
Spring.
of tho cave m an.
for not ta k in g my fam ily to E urope
Is It n o t Izaak W alton who tells of
th is cum m er.”—D etro it F ree P ress.
W isdom .
a riv e r In P alestin e th a t n ev er flowed
Devil’s Bible.
D uring a lesson on e lem en tary com ­
T h e so-called Devil's Bible Is In the on 8 u n d ay ? A stric tly veracious position a little girl read th e following
IF YOU HAVE
Royal P alace lib rary of Stockholm . sto ry to m atch th is Is told In a recen t as h e r e ffo rt:
"O
nce
a
P
enny
and
a
S
hilling
m
et
n
u
m
b
er
of
th
e
P
ro
ceed
in
g
s
of
the
Sw eden. It Is a huge copy of th e
in a m an 's pocket. T he S hilling tu rn ­
S crip tu res, w ritten upon 300 p repared C o n n ecticu t Society of Civil E ngi­ ed up its nose a t th e Penny, and said,
n
e
e
rs
by
Mr.
R
obert
E.
H
orton.
It
a sse s' skins. One tra d itio n d eclares
sco rnfully:
you should try A nti-U ric, the fam ous
th a t it took five hundred years, or a p p e a rs th a t In th e red san d sto n e of
“ ‘W hy, I am w orth a dozen of you.' rem edy m ade iro m Roots and B erries.
tho
P
assaic
valley
th
e
re
is
a
spring,
from th e eig h th to th e th irte e n th cen­
" ‘Y es,’ said th e Penny, 'b u t even at ! I t is g u a ra n te e d to cure this cruel dis­
tu ry , to m ake th e copy, w hich I b so located in a picnic ground, which for­ th a t I am a good bit b e tte r th a n you ease :n tv e r y sta g e .
large th a t It has a ta b le to Itself. An m erly flowed perpetually. Its h abits are. I go every S unday to church, and
We w a n t ev ery r e a ie r o f this p ap er
o th e r tra d itio n affirm s th a t th e work have changed, and it now flows only you n ev er do.’ ’’—London T it Bits.
who is suffering from R heum atism in
on
S
u
n
days
and
holidays.
T
he
m
ys­
w as done In a single n ight by a monk,
U se H an fo rd 's B alsam w hen all else any form to try th is discovery. E v ery
package g u a ra n te e d or money refu n d ­
w ith th e a ssista n c e of his satan lc m a te ry Is easily explained: A num ber of fails. Adv.
ed. Price $1.50 prepaid, or we will
Jesty, who, w hen th e work w as com ­ a rte s ia n w ells were bored Into the
send by P arcel P o st C. O. D. C ircu­
pleted, gave th e m onk a p ictu re of san d sto n e in th e vicinity of th e spring
Sam e Line.
lars and convincing testim o n y free.
h im self for tho frontispiece, w here, to supply w ater to a d ja c e n t silk dyo
“W hen I w as a boy.” said th e g ray ­ A ddress A N T I-U K IC CO., 102 S h er­
E xcept on Sun
am id illum inated in can tatio n s. It Is ing estab lish m en ts
h aired physician, who happened to be wood Building, San Francisco.
still to bo seen ; hence th e nam e. T his days and holidays, w hen th e pum ps in a re m in isc e n t mood, “ I w anted to
m arvelous m an u scrip t w as carried off a re n o t running, tho a rte s ia n slope Is be a so ld ier; b u t my p a re n ts persuad-
by tho S w edes du rin g tho T h irty 1 draw n below th e level of th e spring I ed me to stu d y m edicine.”
“Oh. w ell,” rejoined th e sy m p ath etic
Y ears' w ar from a co nvent In Prague. o u tle t and th e spring ce a se s to flow.—
{ d ru g g ist, “such is life. Many a m an
Scientific Am erican.
SCH O OL
w ith w holesale a sp ira tio n s has to con-
O n r g r a d u a te s a re o ccu p y in g en v iab le posi­
Honey S h o rtag e In B ritain.
! te n t h im self w ith a re ta il b u sin ess.”
tio n s. T he te a c h in g p ro cess is d iffe re n t fro m
Book of Mormon.
Even th e bee feels tho w ar. Ger- j
• o rd in a ry b u sin e ss schools. T h o ro u g h . P ra c ti­
! —London T it-B its.
Jo
sep
h
Sm
ith
published
h
is
work
cal.
In d iv id u al. S C H O O L F O R M EN O N L Y .
m any has alw ays been th e larg est buy- i
know n as "T he Book of M orm on" In
A d d ress T h e R e g is tra r, Y. M . C . A .. P o rtla n d ,
e r of A m erican honey, but th is year
To keep clean an healthy tak e Dr.
O re g o n , and g e t d e ta ile d in fo rm atio n .
tho y e a r 1830. He claim ed th a t the P ierce’s P leasan t P ellets. They re g u ­
h as ta k e n only $10,000 w orth. T h ere
work w as a tra n sc rip t, un d er divine late liver, bowels and stom ach.
Is a honey sh o rtag e In E ngland, how ­
guidance, of certain golden plates
ever, and our bees may be happy yeL
burled In cen tral New York, th e exist
Now's T h eir Chance.
T ak en a lto g eth er, according to official
ence of w hich had boon su p e rn a tu ra lly
"A
nd
so you a re convinced, my
re p o rts com ing to th e d ep a rtm e n t of i
rev ealed to him by an “an gel from frien d .” asked th e c u ra te , “th a t th ere
com m erco. A m erican bees have be­
R u p tu re tre a te d m echanically. P riv a te
is a place of e te rn a l p u n ish m en t?”
h eav en .”
f itt’n g room s. H ig h e s t testim o n ials. R e­
haved handsom ely th is year. They I
“ I am .” replied th e u n ch aritab le
s u lts g u a ra n te e d . Call o r w rite .
have m ade an unusually larg e crop,
p arish io n er. “T h e re ’s nothing in this
W hen Moving Ruga.
JO H N S O N A U M B A R G E R
th e av erag e yield being 36 2 pounds
4 1 1 -4 1 2 A litk y B uild in g , P o rtla n d . O re g o n
In packing rugs, when m oving, I al w orld bad enough for som e people.”—
B row ning's M agazine.
for every colony, as com pared with
w ays sp rin k le with pow dered alum
32.2 pounds la st year.
and fold a few moth balls In when
F o r ca lk s use H an fo rd 's Balsam .
O ur o rd in ary crop Is 50,000,000
rolling them . Then, If n o t used lm Adv.
pounds, and It will be g re a te r th an
m ediately, as Is som etim es th e case,
th a t th is year. P rices a re dow n, how ­
Poor Picking.
th e re Is no danger of th e ir being de­
ever, because of th e sh iftin g m ark et
stro y ed by p e s ts .—T he M other's Mag­
“W h a t's th e m a tte r? ” asked the
and heavy yield, and also because of
S31 E v e re tt S t.. N e a r N in th . P o rtlan d . Ora.
first flea. “You looked sta rv e d .”
azine.
a vory m uch h eav ier crop In th e W est
“T hey a re m ak in g th e se toy dogs
Indies, w hich Is handled here. Thla
so n a tu ra l," explained th e o th e r flea, Portable Eledric and Oxy-Acetylene Plant.
A cquiring M oham m edan T itle.
co untry h as n ev er sen t m uch honey to
“th
a t I a rra n g e d to sum m er on one of
R ead y a t all Tim es.
Any M ohammodan who com m its ths
them by m istak e.”— L ouisville Courier- O x y -A c e ty le n e W e ld in g a a d C u ttin g . W eld in g
E ngland. Only $4,000 w orth w ent
w hole of th e K oran to m em ory Is giv­ Jo u rn al.
th e re la st year.
b y T h e rm it, E le c tric ity , O x y -A c e ty le a e .
en th e title of Haflx.—C in cin n ati En
W
e
ld
in g of S h e e t S te e l. C aet Iro n . A lu m in u m
q ulrer.
Innuendo.
Conaolence Fund Grows.
B rass, E tc. B o iler a n d M a ria e W o rk
"W om bat says he trie s to p u t as
a S p ecialty .
T h e U nited S ta te s tre a su ry con*
good a face on th in g s as possible.”
W orry’s Evil Effects,
A L SO A G E N T S: T he Henderson-W ilHe W elding
science fund Is grow ing. It now ex­
” H e’s th e m an to p a in t your por­ an d C u ttin g Co S t. Louie. U . 8. A. F ed eral
tiat ru st Is to Iron, w orry Is ts
ceeds $600,000, received from sm ug
B rass W orks. »1st S t. A K edsie A re.. C hicago.
i bodies of o u rs—it co rro d es th em tra it, old top.”— K an sas City Jo u rn al.
glers, tax dodgers and o th e rs
L e a d e r " an d R e p e a t e r ••
S n o r S hells
L I N K ’ S B U S IN E S S C O L L E G E
A. T. LINK, Principal.
T enth and M orrison S ts .v Portland, Ore.
SHEBMOTIM
BUSINESS AND STENOGRAPHIC
d
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V eal, P ork, Beef,
P o u ltry , B utter, Eggs
a n j F«rm P roduce
to th e Old R eliable E v e rd ln f house w ith a
record of 45 y»»arn o f S quar* I Togling*. and
be assu red of T O P M A R K E T PRICES.
F. M. C R O N K H IT E
45-47 F ro n t S tre e t
P o rtla n d . O reg o n
Spray-a-Cow
K eeps off flies o r money back. $1
a gallon from your dealer, or order
by mHil. PLUM M ER DRU G CO.
T h ird and M adison, P o rtlan d , O r.
r
P ractice T h a t la L argely P revalent. T h e ir L anguage C ontains No "B w sar
Though It le Illegal— How It le
w ords," U n fo rtu n ately Bo Com­
Done In th e Trenchee.
mon In th e W s a t
a
Portland Y.M.C. A. Auto School
P a y and n ls h t classes. E x p e rt tra in in g
In rep airin g , d riv in g and m achine work.
Ineladlng forge, lathe, sh a p er, drill press,
tra c to rs, ate. Tim e unlim ited. C O M PE­
TEN T CH A U FFEU R S AND M ECHAN­
ICS 8 U P P L IE D . W R IT E US.
P. N. U.
No. 3 6 . 1816
W H E N w riting to advertisers, pisasa mm-
TT S e a th is payar._______________________
Oregon Hernia Institute
The Mathews Welding
& Cutting Co.,