The Forest Grove express. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1916-1918, July 06, 1916, Image 3

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    BAYOCEAN
BUNGALOWS
TWO HOTELS
O ra ftn 'a H i m I l* ic h m o r i l ’ » i d a lm U ,
■souaUIn walor. m a n , bnlhln*. fUMng.
darictnir. Mo« l arrnlr railroail trip In Dragon.
H«-|.«r»i» amali r*al>l«nc*x. completai? fo r-
nlahaij, aUrtrta* llihta, watar, fual, laundry.
Janitor aarvlra fr*w. Taon bada, «alata 110.00
l>»r waak; IIM.tat two waaka. 1)0.00 four waaka.
A ll you rural taka la your aultcaaa.
IIA Y O C U A N A N N IIX
.Spianili,1 «la w o f
o, a n ami l,»y
Naar N'alati,rimo Excal laut
tailla
Itataa t l U) oar day and up.
IIA Y H ID K IN N Kina taolu, forty vira ta , ana
fouda, uaa o f Oatha. I tu tea f¿ V> par day.
Tho Natalorluui la finest on (lonat. Tank MrxlflOfaat. Warm Saa Watnr.
Kotos. l'o r rm arvatlona and prlnlxal mattar a. Idra a a
Incorporated.
323 3 ÎS -327 IURHSI 0 E IT, POR 1 LAXO, OR.
Hurlap and Twin#.
VA IN h l.KM AN HAG *
111*1(1.Al* CO.,
171 Krönt .St..
Tnoomn. Wash.
|*orilao.l, Oregon.
OUle»t and l.ari|e«t S«-r •ml haiid Hojf
lu-a^rra in tha North w r»l.
Try Chiropractic
I f you have trie«! other method». rrM*|e*, culta
or •/•teina o f healing and have not received relief,
you have trtral the wrontf thinif Chiropractor»
have
tuccaaaful in ramovinji tha e t u « - i o f
diaeara- where other methods f mirai
I f you an*
aick nr ailimr. have a trouble o f lunir »tändln*. 1
w ill Ixe plrarami to r«»n«ult ao<l Rive you a »ptnal
analysé». which costa you nothin*.
he know s
SIX TH A N D E V E R E T T STS.
Four lllorka from t'nion Station. U n d »r naw
maruurmiM'nt. A ll rmiriia nawly drcoroUwl.
KG
SPECIAL RATES
IIY WEEK O K M O N TH
Kxtr* M k. 7rk. $1. J i r.0 Per Day.
If you cannot com# in
Portland to ir*'t your
«yea filtrai. I will »end
ou my method o f te»t-
nir ey< » hv
mail.
N ot
t*y rr.ai
hie a»
a» daairabUi
aa pemrm-
al servie# hut much
f
Iletter than nomar w ith ­
out iflaAMH n««-L<j or
li i ir.tf to fit y«*orae|f.
New nrsl iWorvl-haroi
Tell your d«»*l«<r you
want v WIMftlal£.
m a s h g i ’ A i.rn r
HK4<)M>H." tha H a*»
for Service.
Have him w rite our
n#*r»nt house.
and tries to sell you brands
you w ill
is always
like,
ready to recommend
New Houston Hotel
Outfit sent on application.
RTAPf.KH, the Jew-
vlrr-OptIrian. iy>. Morrison at.. Portland. Oregon
BAGS
He wants to hold your trade
Sparlai Railroad
lie
AUTO WRECKING
PARTS FOR 1-2
MOTOR PARTS MF6. CO.
IS RELIABLE
C O R B E T T BU M .D ING ,
PO R TLAN D , OREGON
BAYOCEAN PARK
I ’ni-t* ov#f 60 rn«k«'« uml nw-l.-U, «1 half tho r#»R-
ulftr iirirm
llu/ /our u « mm | nuU# p ir U from mi
ol<l *♦»t m LI lulu «I mwl rrputaLln <1 * i »I« t , who has a
reputation to proU*rt *n<l eowlucU tho larifrnt
p art» »tor* mx) rarrir» the larir«*«t complete m -
Mortifient of umm | auto par!/« o f any company this
aUle o f ( ‘h kM O O lir price» ara W mn . nml for thla
rcaaon we outacll all other«
A ll parta arc iruar-
antraci to Ita In fir»t-«)an« rontliUon.
Y o u r G r o c e r
Dairymen and Pouhrymen
We guarantee almolutely correct return«.
Send ua your next »hlpm rnt o f t 'n tm .
EtffH. Poultry. W rite for Hfflppinff Taira
ai»d Premium h l«t.
Hazelwood Co., Portland
B a k in g P o w d e r - A s k him
CASH
Paid for But­
t e r flie s , In ­
sects.
I buy
hundreds for
museums, art-work, study purposes and
private collections. 6c to $7 each paid.
8-pp. folder FREE.
Easy outdoor em­
ployment.
SINCLAIR
Bos 244, D 103.
Los Angelet, Cal.
—
DAISY F L Y KILLER
m JI f ile » . Ne*i. tl«*«.
or**m *ntaJ, to s*r# .
Irn
t. ( h
ea
p
. !.*»•.« all
Milos. M a d e o f
S o re
»«U l, cae’tsptll or Up
ovrr ; will »o* soil or
Inj ure a n y t h i n g ,
fx'jarar.ie*«! effectlr*.
Sold Ljr dealers, or
6 a*nt 1 r rsprcoa pee«
l»*. 1 lor f
Granulated Eyelids,
E y t i in fla m ed bjr exp o -
■ure to S « s , D u f and » I n i
q u ickly relieved by M irlo#
¿)#Rcni#dj. NoSmarting,
juit E re Comfort. A t
Y ou r Druggist*» 50c per Bottle. M iri»« t j *
Sslviln Tube# 25c. For Daokal ik e f yef recxik
Dr usuili» or Murta# C)# Resell/ Ca., Chicago
if"* 4m
One Result of ths War.
A delightful old lady of a little town
In Nebraska was discovered one morn­
ing In the act of killing a chicken.
"W hy, Mrs. Brown. I thought that
you were nfrutd to kill a chicken," said
DR. H. L . C H A N D LER
a neighbor In surprise.
"Yes. dearie, I did uster be; but
502-3-4 Broadway Midi*., Porlb n d . Ore.
since the war broke out I've done it
right smart.
T h is T r a d © M a r k M e a n «
"W ell, you see, it's this way: I uster
T h e fin e s t V io lin s . M an d olin s. I think that bloodshed was
an awful
G u ita r» .
Han jo « and H an jo
thing, but since I've l*een readln' about
M an d olln a. t h a t c a n l«e m ode.
M s ln
in O r * f n n o f O reg o n
all them men-killln'# in Europe I Just
wood, w h ich i* th e fin e s t in th e
get a rooster by the feet, lay his head
w o rld . Had violin« m ad e In to
on the block and say to myself: 'Now.
Iffvx! o h m
W r ite fo r llluM trat-
raj c ir c u la r « and d e ta ils to
| Sarah, 'taln’t near so had as killin' a
T H E C O U L T E R CO..
B7* x Rot»! « % .
P*tM Or» man. Where's your nerve— And then
I Just shut my eyes and whack."—
Youth's Companion.
EAAOLD B0 M £ U . 160
A »«.. Brooklyn. V. T .
__________________
la n o m o r e n r c r « « » r y
th an S m a l l p o x . Army
experience bar deccoaxtrated
tbe x.m<«t rrirxculoux effft-
C ter. xnd harmlettneex, of Anutyphold Vacclnxaoo.
Ee vaccinated N O W by yuur pbyxlcian, you and
four family. It is more eltal than houie Insurance.
Ark your physician, druggist, or tend for " H a .o
you had Typhoid?" telling of T y p h o i d Vaccina,
rexulu from use, and danger frost Typhoid Cartiers.
Foot and-Mouth in the Philippines.
For Thrush
and Foot
Diseases
Officials of the Philippines reported
to Washington last week that the foot-
and mou’ h disease has again laid Its
grip on the islands. The scourge is
called rinderpest over there, and has
been the bugbear of all cattle dealers
Antiseptic,
and dairies, the few that there are,
Cleansing
almost from the beginning of Am eri­
can occupation In 1898.
and
It is estimated that 260,000 carabaos
Healing
have died of rinderpest in the last
year. There were 500 deaths in the
Save Your Stock
last week of April, when the last mail
report was sent to Washington. The
loss is about $5,000,000.
The Philippine bureau of agriculture
asked for <250,000 to fight the scourge,
but the legislature only appropriated
$12,500 and this Is held responsible to
A LI N l M E N T
*
* a great extent for the spread of the
' disease.
If conditions continue as they are In For Galla, Wire
the islands it is feared that the loss Cuts, Lameness,
the coming year will be fully as great. Strains, B u n c h e s ,
H A N F O R D ’S
Balsam of Myrrh
Thrush, O ld Sores,
Not Impressed.
"W ant some stock in my concern?” Nail W ounds, Foot Rot,
“ Nope."
Fistula, Bleeding, Etc., Etc.
“ It's a gold mine.”
“ That s no inducement. I've invest­ Made Since 1846.
ed in gold mines more than once.”—
Price 25c, 50c and $1.00
Louisville Courier-Journal.
• I«
Pimples, boils, carbuncles, dry up and
disappear with Doctor Pierce’ s Golden
Medical Discovery. In tablets or liquid.
■
Ail Dealers
0 3 V- H IT iff
Fearless of Consequence.
His Register.
Grubbs— I never realized until now
“ W ell, landlord, how's business now­ what a convinced optimist Rinks is.
adays?"
Stubbs— What made you form your
To Suit All Tastes.
“ Oh, purty good, purty good. Had a new estimate of him?
The following conversation was whole passel of people register yis-
Grubbs— The fact that he is trying
They were five gentlemen, to raise chickens, roses and two bull
overheard in a railway train not long ^ te'day.
three ladies and four musicians."
pups all on the same loL— Richmond
ago:
Times-Dispatch.
Just as the train was moving from
A fter the Blow.
the station two men were bundled into
A Variation.
a carriage. Both were of the sporting
Flatbush— Did you ever lose much
type and were evidently particularly time house hunting?
Polly— Did he propose to yon in the
keen on racing.
Bensonhurst— Oh, yes; we lived out orthodox manner?
"L et's ave a look at yer paper. Bill," west at one time, and we had a cy­
Dolly— Hardly. He asked me how
said Charlie.
clone. I spent six days looking for my I would like to wear his neckties.—
" ’Ere we are. Charlie." said Bill, house.— Yonkers Statesman.
Judge.
handing bis friend an evening paper.
A fter a few minutes of silence Char­
HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK,
lie remarked sententiously: "W onder­
Why He Lost His Job.
ful things, newspapers, aren’t they,
WOOL AND MOHAIR.
Tommy— Out of a Job?
Bill? They've got so many different
Wt vini i l fou kite Urti lor pncti and ikippmi ti*s
Jimmy— Yes. The boss said he was sorts of things in ’em— stories, cook­
T hi H. F. N orton C o . nnra, ore, sum», hi , losing money on the things I was mak
ery, murders, suicides, racin'— some­
in'.
thin' for everybody, in fa c t ”
Tommy— Wasn't there anything else
Double Tread Puncture Pn*f Tires
"You're right they are, Charlie.”
Mari* from your ■ *!«l on#«
l.axt lun« you could do in the place?
"But what's this 'ere blank space,
Jimmy— I guess noL Anyhow he B ill?" pointing to the blank space re­
ix, Krxml N f . T IK K 8 W rit» ux.
OMIXHIN V U U A.NI7.INt; CO.,
said I didn't seem able to do anything served for stop-press news.
Wri W whlnxtiin St..
Portland. Or«. else.
"O h," replied Bill, "that's for people
Tommy— And what was you makln’ ? wot can’t read.”— Philadelphia Public
Jimmy — Mistakes. — Utica Herald Ledger.
Considerate.
Dispatch.
•Tve been thinking It all over and
No 'Difficulty on That Score.
Unprepared.
I've come to the co n d ition that per
An old negro mammy who was ad­
haps afii'r all we ought to have a
Representative Augustus P. Gard­ dicted to the pipe was being lectured
ner said In a preparedness address In on the habit by a Sunday school teach­
standing army.”
New York:
••Well?"
er. Finally the latter said:
"The unprepared man Is always at
"But I don't think It I m fair to keep
“ Do you expect to go to heaven?”
I f you are suffering with eczema, ringworm,
all those men standing all the lime. a disadvantage. It's like a dialogue I
"Yes, lndeedy!”
psh or other tormenting skin-eruption, try Res-
The least we ran do is to furnish each once heard:
"But the Bible says nothing unclean
inol Ointment and Resinol Soap. You will be sur­
“ ‘Can you fight? shouted one man. shall enter there. Now the breath of
man a camp stool."— Detroit Free
prised how quickly the itching and burning stop
" 'N — no,' another answered.
Press.
the smoker is unclean. What do you
and
the skin becomes clear and healthy again.
“ 'Then,' shouted the first man— say to that?"
Rrai-cl Ointment and Resinol S v s
‘ then come on. you coward!
His Luck.
"W ell, I reckon I leave ma bref be-
/
have been prescribed by physicians lor
hin’ when 1 enter dar,” was old mam­
/
$ over twenty years. Sold by ell dm *-
She (b itterly)— I only wish I'd
Domestic Finesse.
* J ists, lor free trial sixe o f each write K>
my’s response.— Boston Transcript.
known as much about you before I
K e s in o l C b e m . C o B n ltlm o r e M d.
"These are unusually fine ctgarR,
married you.
R tiin d Skat ing S l u t maker dmHf
Not
a
Garden.
Mrs.
Jiggers.
Your
husband
is
lucky
tkavmg
eaty/jr letrMr-fated men.
He— Well, It was Just my confound­
to
have
you
select
for
him."
"A
re
you
going
to
make
a
garden
|
ed luck that you dldn t. Boston Tran­
"Oh, he doesn't smoke that kind reg­ this year?"
script.
ularly. I use them to slip one in his
"N o ," replied Mr. Growcher. "I'm
pocket whenever I give him a letter to going to dig up a place in the hack ,
Information Sought.
Gives Power of Choice.
A Queer Critter.
post.”— Baltimore American.
yard and put some seeds into it, and j
"Brown is a good mixer."
“ You must remember, my boy, that
Impassioned Orator— The American
then turn it over to the chickens for
"Drinks, metaphors or socially?"— !
eagle, whether soaring over the dusty
Yon C«n Get Atlrn’» foot-fa«« rRtf.
a picnic ground.” — Washington Star. wealth does not bring happiness."
Detroit Free Press.
“ I don't expect it to. 1 merely want deserts of Mexico or skimming the
Write Alien H. Olinmcd.L« Kny, N. Y., fora
I t * v Nilm|«Ip of A lle n 's root*Kane. It cures
it so that I may he able to choose the broad Atlantic, will never draw In its
A Bad Picker.
«urntlng. h.it swollen, aching feet. It make!
kind of misery that is most agreeable horns or retire into its shell.— Boston
Young Lady (k in dly)— " I hope you new nr tight *!>•><•» easy. A certain euro for
"She's been divorced twice.”
to me.”— Boston Transcript.
Transcript.
brush your teeth regularly, Maggie?" -nrn«. Ingiowtng nail« ami bunion«. All drug-
"Had
bad
luck,
eh?”
Maggie (In dignantly)— “ Brush tne (Uls «all it. .'V. Don't seemt any aubatltuta.
“ No. good luck, but mighty bad Judg-;
teeth?
Wot would I do that for?
ment.” — Detroit Free Press.
Right in Line.
There ain't no hair on me teeth.”
.“ 1 see." said his wife, "that these
Believed In It.
baseball players have progressive
“ Do you believe In the observance
Ideas on sanitation."
of the Golden Rule?”
"H ow so."
Veal, Pork,
"I do. I always like to have other
“ The paper states that they spent
People are realizing more and more ' ery,” the standard herbal system tonio
people keep It in mind when they’re
Beef, Poultry, tne afternoon swatting flies."— Louis­ dealing
with me."— Boston Transcript. every day that the kidneys, just as do (both of which now come in tablet
ville Courier-Journal.
the bowels, need to be flushed occa form for convenience o f carrying and
Butter, Eggs &
sionally. The kidneys are an elimina- taking). “ Anuric” is now being intro-
Sounded
Like
It.
Farm Produce
tive organ and are constantly working, dimed here, and many local people are
"M y masquerade costume w ill be separating the poisons from the blood. ( daily testifying to its perfectness.
white with a yellow yoke.”
T o thf* Old R«*limh!e Kvcrdlnsr houM with a
Under this continual and perpetual
When you have backache, dizzy
record o f 45 ycnni o f S<iunm Dentin*» and b «
"And what do you represent— an action they are apt to congest, and spells or rheumatism, heed nature'»
MNiiml of
egg?” — Louisville Courier-Journal.
then trouble starts. Uric acid backs warning. It means that you are a vic-
up Into the system, causing rheuma- tim to uric acid poisoning. Then ask
T o p M a rk e t P rices.
The Difficulty.
tism, neuralgia, dropsy and many oth- your druggist for “ Anuric" and yoa
“ My wife's mad with mo and has er serious disturbances. Doctor Pierce will very soon become one of hun-
I Do Your Own Plumbing] gone
on a hunger strike.”
of Buffalo, New York, advocates that dreds who daily give their thankful
Ry buying direct fm m ua at whole«*!# price«
"Then let her go hungry till she every one should drink plenty of pure indorsement to this powerful enemy
and a*v# th# plumber's profits. W rit# us to­
comes to her senses. Why should you water between meals.
Every day to uric acid.
45-47 Front S*„
PORTLAND. ORE
day your needs. W e will Rivo you our rock-
worry?”
should exercise in the outdoor air suf-
If you have that tired, worn-out feel-
bottom ‘ 'direct-to-you** prices, f. o. b. roil or
"Because I'm the one that's going ficiently to sweat profusely, and from icg, backache, rheumatism, neuralgia,
Umt. W e actually save you from 10 to 86 p «r
hungry.”— Baltimore American.
time to time stimulate the kidney ac- or if your sleep is disturbed by too f i c ­
cent. A ll Roods guaranteed.
Northwest headquarters for I«ead#r W ater
tion by means of “ Anuric.” This prep- queut urination, get Dr. Pierce’s An-
No. 27. 1916
P. N. U.
Systems anti Fuller A Johnson EnRinea.
Teuton Trimmings.
aratlon has been thoroughly tried out uric Tablets at drug store, full treat-
S T A R K -D A V 1 S CO .
Ad in Mexican Herald— Nice room at his Sanitarium, in the same way as ment $1.00, or send 10c. for trial pack-
1 W H E N w riting to id re r tlM n , # 1 «
212 Third Street.
Portland. O regon
to let beautifully decorated with Ger­ his "Favorite Prescription" for weak age to Dr. Pierce, Invalids' Hotel, Buf-
1
tlon th i« pop«v-
women and "Golden Medical Discov- j falo, N. Y.
man people.— Boston Transcript
n e a im s
labosatosy .
setnarv.
cal
M o w e r «, e x c e l««« a n r u s i u «o «« a. s. see. u c x s ri
A re Y ou Past 30 Years?
Take Hot W a te r and “Anuric.”
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