Ship
Veal, Pork,
Beef, Poultry,
Butter, Egg* &
Farm Produce
T o th e f)|i| {(< lialilt'
w ith n
ren»rd o f iò yvu rn o f H ijmiiim l»«*ulini** Mini I mi
MAiirml o f
Top M a rk e t Prices.
F. M. CRONKHITE,
45-47 Front Sf.,
P O R TLA N D . O RE
Mur« W ater
l e w Hora4>p<#w«r. I a m f ’uat,
M ua| K fllrlent fo r Irrigation ,
M inin *. Kir« l*rotrrtion and
llom aatlr Tar«. Krnall, Lljrht.
P o w e r fu l. N o V alve«.
No
I’lururera.
N o (?#ltn-
d**ra. iM atrurtlva Ifiirh
H peed a
K lim ifiat#d
I’um p Kuna on I*ow
Bp«** 4 .
W ill
t'lim o
W ater nrwl A ir Hlm ul-
tan rou aly. W ill P u m p
Foiling w ater. H aar#r-
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a
L ift o f '13 ti fret
Can I«* In n tall*! hy A n yon e.
lrn|M. ailtle to M ake a M latukc
iJelivera MAra
Wiiti-r, w ith far L il '« H ora#pow #r, th an A n y
P u m p K n ow n . N o P r im in g lt«M|ulr*d a t A ny
Kraaotiatd« S u ctio n .
W rit# fo r Catalog?, Prl«*«*a and Taatirnoniaia
l**f<»r« you Buy.
TIIK VALVLESH p u m p c o . .
Mth I lour T itle A Truat lild c .,
M r . D a ir y m a n
D o n ’t M i t i O u r O f f e r f o r J u n e 7 o r 8
I tu r in tr th e B oa# K ent iva! w»’ « h all h a v e e x -
<-«'|*tiorii»l «1« Irmrula fo r Jf n
w h *| |lu tl# f f tM l
Ir« I n nm. a m i y o u r h r l|. la w a o tn l ! .
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tt r tr i f t f r , u n t u r n t;h O n*
N tty e t* A I ¿HireI ! U rteii ' <#/«:</ f o r k it y i v* t
« » u h l w r wh<i in n o t
»j i > imu ua n o w to > en d
oa a <‘.tn o f K orl cream to arrivn In f ’ortlatid
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P ortlan d . Or«.
Sore Granulated Eyelids,
Eyes*
Eyes inflamed by expo-
•tirc to Sun, busi anil Mind
uirkly relieved by Marino
yeUemedy. No Snurtinr,
ju»t Eye Comfort. At
Vour Dnigglit** 50c per Mottle. MurlaefcjS
SalvtlnTube* 25c. I*.»r Hook at ibr I >el recaste
DruggUu or Murlac ly c tteiucdy Ce., Chicago
IU— mi » r . r » M r « . O a l « r f ’ f H i l U r a t t r . ta and k i ll « all
tt*— . h r s i . ris s a . u rn a/ua nU l, coo*.-r,»ai»t, aa<J rL w «p .
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D aisy Fly Killer
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mariarr«*mr*nl. A ll rtrtm i m*w)y dt t- .ratr.l
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_ dealao, or • aan|
ir »Bpr— . $.»•$-• a. Sl.fcO.
• O D «IU Ifc A « « . , C r a e k ly s , M . Y .
DON’T POLISH YOUR PIANO
U n til you h a v e read our frr* Inatrurtkm a on th r
ca r« o f your piano. Th«* »«ault »if ¡5) year a' r x -
P#H «nc« a b so lu tely fr*« for the» anklng.
AlillKKY PIANO TUNING CO.,
PO RTLAND. ORE
Portland Y. M. C. A. Auto School
I>ay and n ig h t H a—»«
E itp »rt »raining
In rrp alrtng. d r iv in g and m arh in « work.
Includin g fonr*. lath«. ahai>»r. drill i»r«-*«,
t rar tor*, e tc
Tim«* un tim i»•*«( (*4)MPIC*
T E N T 4'H A U FK K U ILS A N I» M E C H A N
ICS B U P P U K 1 »
W H IT E U S.
KIRK’S ARMY AND NAVY GOODS
Familiar Character.
"I'v e Just been Trading ab o u t th is
la te s t lady crim in al."
"W ell?"
"S he aaya th e devil m ade h er do It."
" T h a t w on't add a n y th in g to un
w ritten law. lie has figured In Ju ris
p rudence before."—L ouisville C ourier-
Jo u rn al.
The Family Favorite.
"I h e a r th a t you have been m en tio n
ed as a fav o rite son."
"Y ea," replied S e n a to r Sorphum ,
"b u t being a fav o rite son generally
m eans th a t you’re expected to be po
lite and n o t a c t too greedy w hen th e
pie Is being p assed .”— W ashington
S ta r.
3 r o t S t a r k S t « . , P o r t l a n d , O r i .
A Full Line of Big Values at Low
Prices.
SEND FOR OUR CATALOGUE
If you cannot com* to
Portland to gal your
«y**a fitted. I will send
y o u m y m rth * » l o f tr o t -
in y r y r * by m o il.
N ot
aa i l m r a l.l* aa p«rw .n -
a l a a rv tc a b u t
m uch
b e t t o r t h a n m a n s w ith
o u t a la a o ro noo.la.1 o r
t r y i n g to flt y o u n u -lf.
O u tfit c en t on a p p n ra tio n
S T A P L E S . t h . Jrw -
r l.r -t »pttriaa. {IM M o m o o n at.. P o rtla n d . O regon
Invisible.
"S ay ,” said th e landlord to th e te n
a n t, who w as tw o m onths shy w ith
hts re n t, "w hen am I going to see th e
co lor of your m oney?”
"C an 't say ." replied th e p a rty of the
second part. "T h e color Just now is
an Invisible g reen .” — In d ian ap o lis
S ta r.
H an fo rd 's Malsani h as cured m any
cases of ru n n in g so res of m any y e a rs ’
sta n d in g . Adv.
Shortage in China.
"I d o n 't like the fam ily I'm wid.
H ID ES, P E L T S . CASCARA BARK, S even co u rses a t d in n er."
"T h at'« sty le."
W OOL AND M OH AIR .
"N ot w hen you g o tta w ash th e
Wi wist Hi you i n t Write far pncti and tb pping t u t dlRhes from one co urse beforo you can
T h e H . F . N o r t o n C O . Po rn ««. Of»., Seattle. Hfn go on wld the next."—L ouisville C our
ier-Journal.
ELECTRIC MOTORS
S ufficient.
‘ Do you th ink we sh all ev er e s ta b
W A L K E R E L E C T R IC W ORKS
lish com m unication w ith M ars?"
B u rnside, cur. 10th.
P o rtlan d . Or*.
"S ee no reason for try in g to do so.”
replied Mr. Orowchctr. "E nough op-
Double Tread Punciur: Proof Fires p o runlty for diplom atic in te rc h a n g e
Mad»- from y o u r old on**, L*w»t long
down h e re .”— W ashington S ta r.
B n u r k t, S o ld . R e n te d a n d R e p a ir ed
a *
Brand New T IK E S
W rite u*.
OREGON VULCANIZING CO..
lU j W ilh lflftfrm S t..
He Knew.
Purtland. < >r •
"T h e m an is best governed w ho Is
le ast governed."
When Whipping Cream.
“T h a t's a m an 's tn eo ry ,” spoke up a
"T h e women
T o p re v e n t sp la sh in g and w aste henpecked husband.
w hen boating eggs or w hipping erearn h ave n ev er su b scribed to th a t as y e t.”
— L ouisville C ourier-Journal.
w ith an egg b e a te r, c u t a piece of
clean w hite cloth o r brow n paper
It Stirred His Bile, Though.
a c ro ss a t rig h t an g les In th e m iddle
"
I
’ve
Just left W alker. H e's laid up
so th e re will be fo u r sm all flaps. Pull
th e p a p e r dow n o v er th e h an d le of the In bed."
''Milious a tta c k ? ''
egg h e a te r and le t th e o u te r p a rt of
"A utom ohillous. H e w as knocked
th e p ap er co v er tho edge of th e bowl.
down and very badly b ru ised ."— Bos
F o r cru sh ed fin g e r tho ro u g h ly apply ton T ru n scrlp t.
H an fo rd 's Malsain. Adv.
H an fo rd 's B alsam should relieve
even th e w o rst burns. Adv.
Temporary Condition.
"I saw you out In your new c a r y e s
His Idea of It.
te rd a y .”
T
e
a
c
h
e
r—
W ho ra n tell me the
"Did I look like a m o to rist? ”
"W ell. no. You had an a ir of r e m eaning of a “ round-robin” ?
B right boy—P lease, m iss. It’s w h at
sp o n sib ility th a t gave you aw ay, but
th
a
t b u rg la r w as doin' la s t n ig h t w hen
th a t will d isa p p e a r In tim e.”— B irm
they
nabbed him .—B oston T ra n sc rip t.
ingham Age H erald.
I)r. P ie rc e ’s P ellets a re b e s t fo r liver,
liowels and stom ach. One little P ellet
fo r a la x a tiv e —th re e for a c a th a rtic .
A Sociable Chap.
T h e re re c e n tly e n te re d a W a sh in g
ton shop a d u sk y p erson who announc-1
ed th a t he w ished to p u rch ase a razor.
"S afe ty ? " ask ed th e clerk .
•'No, su h ,” w as th e decided response.
"I d e sire s It fo’ social u sag e.”— P h ila
d elp h ia P ublic L edger.
Keep Kids Kleen
T h* mr**f prnrtiral, healthful, playtim*
r rmmt« rvrr invrnted for children I to
year« of agr. Made in one piece with
drop hack Lanlv slipped on or off.
tlanly waihed. No toght rla>tH Utufti
to stop circulation. Made in blue
denim, and blue and white hickory
•ti iivesfor all the year round. Also
1 i*T ."eight, fast color material in
dark blue, cadet blue, tan or dark red
for sumip.er wear, all appropriately
turnrrrd with fa^t-color galstra.
Made in Dutch neck with elbow
Jeeves and high neck and long
sleeves.
T
7Sc the suit
If yoi.r dealer cannot supply you.
We will send them, charges prepaid
on receipt of price, 75c each.
As * ” F R E E “ j g »
No. 2 4 , 1816
Beware of Imitationa. Look for
the Two Horses on the Lahd.
Levi S tra in . & Co.. San Francisco
Made by
v y URN wrlllnc to advcrtlMro. ploaaa mm- I
I
TT
tlo a th la papar.
Make« the Assertion That It 8hould
Be Used Sparingly and With Tact
and Judgment on All
Occasions.
u r
I he explosives that get stumps out cleanest and cheapest
are those that have a heaving and lifting effect, shattering the
stumps just enough to break them up. Then you can handle
them easily.
I he farmer,” says an Experiment Station, “ should use
an explosive that stands all ordinary shocks of handling and
docs not easily freeze. He does not need the expensive nitro
glycerine explosives.” Thousands use
"T w lgley say s he never told a He in
hla life." re la te d th e d ru g g ist. "H e
says he'd ra th e r lose all he h as than
lake a full o u t of th e tru th ."
"H e h a s n ’t m uch to lose,'1 observed
S tu m p i m o — a o m c u l t u r a i »
the village p a tria rc h . "H e ’s ao poor
th e a sse sso r has gult calling a t hla
and save money because they go further
house, and bla poverty is largely due
than others.
I hey are made especially
I to hla w eak n ess for the tru th a t all
to suit W estern farm conditions.
tim es anil season«.
Ciiant Farm Powders— the product
"T h e tru th Is an excellent thing, but
of the oldest manufacturer of high ex
It should be used Sparingly, and with
1^.
plosives in the United St2tcs— are the
ta c t and Judgm ent. Some people c an 't
only genuine “ giant powders” for agri
be m ade to realize th a t th e tru th may
cultural use.
i hey are made in two
be superfluous, even ad m ittin g its
brands— Giant Stumping Powder, ideal
value a t o rd in ary tim es. I was read
ing of a case in point th e o th e r day.
for blasting in wet ground; 2nd Eureka
Tho p u b lish er of an obscure m agazine
Stumping Powder, the money-saving, low-
In E ngland was su rp rised and a n
freezing explosive for blasting stumps in
noyed w hen a lot of ofllcials visited his
dry soil.
prem ises, confiscated ev ery th in g In
A- k y o u r d r .ler for G iant P ow dcri and blast-
sight, and took him away to Jail. He
•n C »uppiies. If be does n o t have them we shall
k sec th a t you are supplied.
had been p rin tin g a lot of u n p leasan t
things ab o u t th e R ussian governm ent.
TH E GIANT P O W D E tt COMPANY, Con.
"It Is m ore th an likely th a t w hat
*’ E v e r y th in j fo r
he said a b o u t th e governm ent was
H o n e O ff*« : CAN FP. AN Cl SCO
true, and if he bad printed them two
B ranch Offices: S e a ttle , S p r'ia n e P ortU & J, Salt I-ifc*
m*
or th re e y e a rs ago he would have been
C ity , D enver
v/'m ,
generally upplauded and a num ber of
" Ï& .
people would have subscribed for his
m agazine; b u t Just now E ngland and
:1
H ussta a re g re a t friends, and you can t
hit one w ithout offending th e other.
; jf c g
"O ur friend, Tom Swlke, th e black
sm ith. Is th e stro n g e st m an In town.
He also has a passion for punching
^ people's h eads, and the sm allest ex-
■-
M
1 cuse will serve. Tom n ev er pays his
bills w hen It can be avoided, and as a
falsifier he would m ake A nanias look
like a ch eap a m ateu r. I know all th is
to be th e tru th , yet 1 would be unw ise
to b lu rt out th e tru th In T om 's b e a r
We issue five valuable books.
They tell howto rem ove stum ps
ing.
and boulders, b last d i t c h e s ,
“ You will g a th e r my m eaning from
break up th e subsoil, and have
th ese Illu stratio n s. The tru th is an
earlier- bearing, th riftie r or
ad m irab le line of goods, yet, if a m an
chards by blasting holes for
would g et on tn th is world, he m ust
trees. ft'rue for the book that
handle it w ith d iscretion.
you prefer.
"O ur friend Tw lgley, who b o asts
th a t he n e v e r told a ch erry tree,
couldn't sell gold dollars. H e would
be su re to tell som e u n p leasan t tru th
about th em , saying they w ere sh o rt
w eight, or lie found them in th e pest
W ill Save th e Cost of a New O ne.
bouse, o r som ething.
H e's alw ays
saying th in g s nobody need s to say.
"L a st fall. Just before T h an k sg iv
ing, he carried a d ressed tu rk e y all
over tow n in a basket, try in g to sell
it. Any o th e r mar. could have sold
The Origin of Pork.
The Lesser Evil.
It at th e first house visited, for It was
Old G rum p— W hy d o esn 't E th el m a r M ary had a little pig.
one of th e finest-looking birds 1 ever ry th a t young idiot? I'm g e ttin g blam e
Its tail inclined to sn a rl;
saw. H e cam e to o u r back door and tired of h is com ing h ere so much.
It follow ed h e r to W ash in g to n ,
tried to do business. I asked him how
A nd now it's in th e bar'l.
H is W ife— I believe I'd p re fe r to
old th e tu rk ey w as. If he bad said have him com e h ere— if sh e m arries
ten m onths I’d have believed him and him h e 'll sta y h e re .—B oston T ra n M ary raised th is little pig
T ill he becam e a sh o a t;
shelled out th e m oney, for th e bird script.
T hen p resen ted him to C o ngress
had a youthful app earan ce. Tw igley
For Domestic Animals.
To c a p itu la te th e vote.
said {ie did n 't know for certain. He
H
orses,
c
a
ttle
and
sheep
a
re
liable
bad w orked a day for a farm er and
And now he ru le s th e arm y,
tho fa rm e r gave him th e tu rk ey for to sores, sp rain s, galls, calks, kicks,
T he navy and th e lak es;
hla w ages. He in fe rre d from w hat b ru ises and cuts, and H an fo rd 's Bal Too bad he c a n 't be ca p tu re d .
sam of M yrrh is th e sta n d a rd rem edy
F rom th e le g islativ e fakes.
th e fa rm e r said th a t th e bird was for such cases. W hen you co n sid er
th re e y ears old. but h is p riv ate opinion how v aluable your sto ck is, h aving the
was th a t it bad ce le b ra ted its fifth B alsam alw ay s on han d fo r them is a W h at m akes th e pig so p o p u lar?
T he e a g e r people cry ;
birthday.
j cheap form of in su ran ce.
Adv.
B ecause th e re 's pork inside him .
“ My friends, th e m 's no hope for a
And C ongress doth defy.
Somewhat Euphonious.
m an so painfully tru th fu l. He would
bo as poor as Job's owl if m oney grew
"Y ou m u st have cu t a d ash in Ita ly .” T he pen is m ig h tie r th an th e sw ord.
We often h av e been told.
"W hy do you say th a t? ”
on his gooseberry bushes. Of course
But pens for C ongress p o rk ers
"I h e a r you re n te d a valace."
he d id n 't sell the tu rk e y .
1 don't
A re alw ays b u ilt w ith gold.
"W ell, th e real e s ta te a g e n t called
know w hat he did w ith it. but he may
it a palace. Real e s ta te a g en ts, the
have se n t it to one of th e autom obile w orld over, a re m uch a lik e .”— L ouis Should M ary ra is e a n o th e r pig.
m ak ers to be conv erted Into tires.
W e beg here to advise
ville C ourier-Journal.
“T w lgley Is fond of fishing and tells
T h a t pigs a re n o t for C ongress,
But should be k e p t in sties.
m e all about his excursions. 1 have
Sleep Impossible.
— N ew ton W ilcoxon.
been w aiting for five y e a rs to h e a r
" P o rte r, th is b e rth h as been slep t
him d escrib e the larg e an d beautiful In !"
Age of Corsets.
fish th a t got away, and h e never says
"N o. sa h ; I assu ali you, sah. M ere
ly
occupied.
It's
th
e
one
over
the
a word about It. Such a m an is Im
No one can say ju s t w hen co rsets
first o rig in ated , b u t th a t th ey a re of
possible, in any hum an society, and the | w heels, sa h .”— Puck.
g re a t a n tiq u ity is proved by th e fact
best wo can do for him is to pity him ."
The Better the Day.
th a t T eren ce, a fam ous R om an d ra m a
—P ittsb u rg h G azette-Tim es.
H e—W ork is scarce, b u t I got a Job tist. w hose plays have su rv iv ed 1,800
years, d escrib es one of his c h a ra c te rs
last Sunday th a t brought me
S he— W hat!
You broke th e S ab as being "n o t like one of o u r g irls
The Whim of Happiness.
w hose m o th er com pels h e r to tig h te n
Tho w him we have of hap p in ess is b ath ?
He— W ell, one of us had to be broke. h e r body in o rd e r th a t she m ay h av e
som ew hat th u s: By c e rta in v alu a — P h ilad elp h ia Record.
a sm all w a is t"
tio n s and averages, of o u r own s trik
ing. we com e upon som o so rt of av
erag e te rre s tria l lot: th is we fancy
belongs to us by n a tu re , nnd of inde
feasible right. It Is sim ple paym ent
“Anuric” Will Not Fail to Stop Your Backache.
of our w ages, of our d e s e rts ; req u ires
People
a re realizin g m ore and m ore 1 ery," th e s ta n d a rd h erb al sy stem to n
n e ith e r th a n k s nor co m p lain t; only
such o v erp lu s as th e re m ay bo do we every day th a t th e kidneys, ju s t as do ic (both of w hich now com e in ta b le t
acco u n t happiness; and deficit again th e bow els, need to be flushed occa form for co n v en ien ce of c a rry in g and
sionally. T he kidneys are an elim in a ta k in g ). " A n u ric ” is now being in tro
Is m isery.
Now co n sid er th a t we
tiv e org an and are c o n sta n tly w orking, duced h ere, and m any local people a re
have th e valuation of o u r own de se p a ra tin g th e poisons from the blood. daily te stify in g to its p erfectn ess.
s e rts ourselves, and w h at a fund of U nder th is c o n tin u al and perp etu al
W hen you h av e b ackache, d i z z v
self-conceit th e re is In each of us— actio n th ey a re a p t to congest, and sp ells o r rh e u m a tism , heed n a tu re 's
do you w onder th at th e b alan ce should th e n tro u b le sta rts. U ric acid backs w arning. It m ean s th a t you a re a
so often dip the w rong w ay?—C ar up in to th e system , cau sin g rb e u m a -; victim to uric acid poisoning. T h en
tism , n eu ralg ia, dropsy and m any o th e r a sk yo u r d ru g g ist for “ A nuric” and
lyle.
serio u s d istu rb an ces. D octor P ierce you w ill very soon becom e one of hu n
of Buffalo, New York, ad v o cates th a t d red s w ho daily give th e ir th an k fu l
Urge Use of W hite Materials.
every one should d rin k p lenty of pure in d o rse m e n t to th is pow erful enem y to
E v ery day uric acid.
Spokane (W ash.) lau n d ry m en have w a te r betw een m eals.
begun to urge th e ir p a tro n s to use should ex ercise in th e outdoor a ir s u f - 1 If you h av e th a t tired , w orn-out feel
w hite goods. A printed n o tice read s ficien tly to sw eat profusely, and from ing, back ach e, rh eu m atism , n euralgia.
Or if yo u r sleep is distu rb ed by too
th a t since th e w ar began m any of the tim e to tim e stim u la te th e kidney ac fre q u e n t u rin atio n , get Dr. P ierce's
tion by m eans of "A n u ric.” T h is p rep
dyes used to color w ash goods have a ra tio n has been th oroughly trie d out A nuric T a b le ts a t drug store, full
proved to he Inferior and will not a t his S an itariu m , in th e sam e w ay a9 tre a tm e n t $1.00, o r send 10c. for tria l
stan d w ashing. Red and black dyes h is " F a v o rite P re sc rip tio n ” fo r w eak p ack ag e to Dr. Pierce, In v alid s’ H otel,
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