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About The Forest Grove express. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1916-1918 | View Entire Issue (June 15, 1916)
Ship Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Egg* & Farm Produce T o th e f)|i| {(< lialilt' w ith n ren»rd o f iò yvu rn o f H ijmiiim l»«*ulini** Mini I mi MAiirml o f Top M a rk e t Prices. F. M. CRONKHITE, 45-47 Front Sf., P O R TLA N D . O RE Mur« W ater l e w Hora4>p<#w«r. I a m f ’uat, M ua| K fllrlent fo r Irrigation , M inin *. Kir« l*rotrrtion and llom aatlr Tar«. Krnall, Lljrht. P o w e r fu l. N o V alve«. No I’lururera. N o (?#ltn- d**ra. iM atrurtlva Ifiirh H peed a K lim ifiat#d I’um p Kuna on I*ow Bp«** 4 . W ill t'lim o W ater nrwl A ir Hlm ul- tan rou aly. W ill P u m p Foiling w ater. H aar#r- __ a L ift o f '13 ti fret Can I«* In n tall*! hy A n yon e. lrn|M. ailtle to M ake a M latukc iJelivera MAra Wiiti-r, w ith far L il '« H ora#pow #r, th an A n y P u m p K n ow n . N o P r im in g lt«M|ulr*d a t A ny Kraaotiatd« S u ctio n . W rit# fo r Catalog?, Prl«*«*a and Taatirnoniaia l**f<»r« you Buy. TIIK VALVLESH p u m p c o . . Mth I lour T itle A Truat lild c ., M r . D a ir y m a n D o n ’t M i t i O u r O f f e r f o r J u n e 7 o r 8 I tu r in tr th e B oa# K ent iva! w»’ « h all h a v e e x - <-«'|*tiorii»l «1« Irmrula fo r Jf n w h *| |lu tl# f f tM l Ir« I n nm. a m i y o u r h r l|. la w a o tn l ! . Ilo «l.»r a n i tt r tr i f t f r , u n t u r n t;h O n* N tty e t* A I ¿HireI ! U rteii ' <#/«:</ f o r k it y i v* t « » u h l w r wh<i in n o t »j i > imu ua n o w to > en d oa a <‘.tn o f K orl cream to arrivn In f ’ortlatid .1 «»ra-f / «xr H. T h « u* w fmtr<>n a ill a 'e o r«-«»*iv*» 1 itlr. S e n d 114 yo u tun H A /H .W < J O I > ( O . F O R I l.A N O P ortlan d . Or«. Sore Granulated Eyelids, Eyes* Eyes inflamed by expo- •tirc to Sun, busi anil Mind uirkly relieved by Marino yeUemedy. No Snurtinr, ju»t Eye Comfort. At Vour Dnigglit** 50c per Mottle. MurlaefcjS SalvtlnTube* 25c. I*.»r Hook at ibr I >el recaste DruggUu or Murlac ly c tteiucdy Ce., Chicago IU— mi » r . r » M r « . O a l « r f ’ f H i l U r a t t r . ta and k i ll « all tt*— . h r s i . ris s a . u rn a/ua nU l, coo*.-r,»ai»t, aa<J rL w «p . SIXTH AM» KVKWCTT STS i s . .«eil •••• > 7**f ■»•'•L *•(*’ » •«■».! «f *e»«r ; « I I I n.H i v i or Iv.fara *artk>».* Oaajraa Uwijaff* ÜV«. A ab /«r D aisy Fly Killer T our lllo r k . fro m Umori S ta tio n . Umlt-r n .w mariarr«*mr*nl. A ll rtrtm i m*w)y dt t- .ratr.l BTI O A l R A W m W E ** M Ml IN 1 11 H a le , SOc. 7 5 c . $ 1 . $ 1 5 0 l*cr l»»y _ dealao, or • aan| ir »Bpr— . $.»•$-• a. Sl.fcO. • O D «IU Ifc A « « . , C r a e k ly s , M . Y . DON’T POLISH YOUR PIANO U n til you h a v e read our frr* Inatrurtkm a on th r ca r« o f your piano. Th«* »«ault »if ¡5) year a' r x - P#H «nc« a b so lu tely fr*« for the» anklng. AlillKKY PIANO TUNING CO., PO RTLAND. ORE Portland Y. M. C. A. Auto School I>ay and n ig h t H a—»« E itp »rt »raining In rrp alrtng. d r iv in g and m arh in « work. Includin g fonr*. lath«. ahai>»r. drill i»r«-*«, t rar tor*, e tc Tim«* un tim i»•*«( (*4)MPIC* T E N T 4'H A U FK K U ILS A N I» M E C H A N ICS B U P P U K 1 » W H IT E U S. KIRK’S ARMY AND NAVY GOODS Familiar Character. "I'v e Just been Trading ab o u t th is la te s t lady crim in al." "W ell?" "S he aaya th e devil m ade h er do It." " T h a t w on't add a n y th in g to un w ritten law. lie has figured In Ju ris p rudence before."—L ouisville C ourier- Jo u rn al. The Family Favorite. "I h e a r th a t you have been m en tio n ed as a fav o rite son." "Y ea," replied S e n a to r Sorphum , "b u t being a fav o rite son generally m eans th a t you’re expected to be po lite and n o t a c t too greedy w hen th e pie Is being p assed .”— W ashington S ta r. 3 r o t S t a r k S t « . , P o r t l a n d , O r i . A Full Line of Big Values at Low Prices. SEND FOR OUR CATALOGUE If you cannot com* to Portland to gal your «y**a fitted. I will send y o u m y m rth * » l o f tr o t - in y r y r * by m o il. N ot aa i l m r a l.l* aa p«rw .n - a l a a rv tc a b u t m uch b e t t o r t h a n m a n s w ith o u t a la a o ro noo.la.1 o r t r y i n g to flt y o u n u -lf. O u tfit c en t on a p p n ra tio n S T A P L E S . t h . Jrw - r l.r -t »pttriaa. {IM M o m o o n at.. P o rtla n d . O regon Invisible. "S ay ,” said th e landlord to th e te n a n t, who w as tw o m onths shy w ith hts re n t, "w hen am I going to see th e co lor of your m oney?” "C an 't say ." replied th e p a rty of the second part. "T h e color Just now is an Invisible g reen .” — In d ian ap o lis S ta r. H an fo rd 's Malsani h as cured m any cases of ru n n in g so res of m any y e a rs ’ sta n d in g . Adv. Shortage in China. "I d o n 't like the fam ily I'm wid. H ID ES, P E L T S . CASCARA BARK, S even co u rses a t d in n er." "T h at'« sty le." W OOL AND M OH AIR . "N ot w hen you g o tta w ash th e Wi wist Hi you i n t Write far pncti and tb pping t u t dlRhes from one co urse beforo you can T h e H . F . N o r t o n C O . Po rn ««. Of»., Seattle. Hfn go on wld the next."—L ouisville C our ier-Journal. ELECTRIC MOTORS S ufficient. ‘ Do you th ink we sh all ev er e s ta b W A L K E R E L E C T R IC W ORKS lish com m unication w ith M ars?" B u rnside, cur. 10th. P o rtlan d . Or*. "S ee no reason for try in g to do so.” replied Mr. Orowchctr. "E nough op- Double Tread Punciur: Proof Fires p o runlty for diplom atic in te rc h a n g e Mad»- from y o u r old on**, L*w»t long down h e re .”— W ashington S ta r. B n u r k t, S o ld . R e n te d a n d R e p a ir ed a * Brand New T IK E S W rite u*. OREGON VULCANIZING CO.. lU j W ilh lflftfrm S t.. He Knew. Purtland. < >r • "T h e m an is best governed w ho Is le ast governed." When Whipping Cream. “T h a t's a m an 's tn eo ry ,” spoke up a "T h e women T o p re v e n t sp la sh in g and w aste henpecked husband. w hen boating eggs or w hipping erearn h ave n ev er su b scribed to th a t as y e t.” — L ouisville C ourier-Journal. w ith an egg b e a te r, c u t a piece of clean w hite cloth o r brow n paper It Stirred His Bile, Though. a c ro ss a t rig h t an g les In th e m iddle " I ’ve Just left W alker. H e's laid up so th e re will be fo u r sm all flaps. Pull th e p a p e r dow n o v er th e h an d le of the In bed." ''Milious a tta c k ? '' egg h e a te r and le t th e o u te r p a rt of "A utom ohillous. H e w as knocked th e p ap er co v er tho edge of th e bowl. down and very badly b ru ised ."— Bos F o r cru sh ed fin g e r tho ro u g h ly apply ton T ru n scrlp t. H an fo rd 's Malsain. Adv. H an fo rd 's B alsam should relieve even th e w o rst burns. Adv. Temporary Condition. "I saw you out In your new c a r y e s His Idea of It. te rd a y .” T e a c h e r— W ho ra n tell me the "Did I look like a m o to rist? ” "W ell. no. You had an a ir of r e m eaning of a “ round-robin” ? B right boy—P lease, m iss. It’s w h at sp o n sib ility th a t gave you aw ay, but th a t b u rg la r w as doin' la s t n ig h t w hen th a t will d isa p p e a r In tim e.”— B irm they nabbed him .—B oston T ra n sc rip t. ingham Age H erald. I)r. P ie rc e ’s P ellets a re b e s t fo r liver, liowels and stom ach. One little P ellet fo r a la x a tiv e —th re e for a c a th a rtic . A Sociable Chap. T h e re re c e n tly e n te re d a W a sh in g ton shop a d u sk y p erson who announc-1 ed th a t he w ished to p u rch ase a razor. "S afe ty ? " ask ed th e clerk . •'No, su h ,” w as th e decided response. "I d e sire s It fo’ social u sag e.”— P h ila d elp h ia P ublic L edger. Keep Kids Kleen T h* mr**f prnrtiral, healthful, playtim* r rmmt« rvrr invrnted for children I to year« of agr. Made in one piece with drop hack Lanlv slipped on or off. tlanly waihed. No toght rla>tH Utufti to stop circulation. Made in blue denim, and blue and white hickory •ti iivesfor all the year round. Also 1 i*T ."eight, fast color material in dark blue, cadet blue, tan or dark red for sumip.er wear, all appropriately turnrrrd with fa^t-color galstra. Made in Dutch neck with elbow Jeeves and high neck and long sleeves. T 7Sc the suit If yoi.r dealer cannot supply you. We will send them, charges prepaid on receipt of price, 75c each. As * ” F R E E “ j g » No. 2 4 , 1816 Beware of Imitationa. Look for the Two Horses on the Lahd. Levi S tra in . & Co.. San Francisco Made by v y URN wrlllnc to advcrtlMro. ploaaa mm- I I TT tlo a th la papar. Make« the Assertion That It 8hould Be Used Sparingly and With Tact and Judgment on All Occasions. u r I he explosives that get stumps out cleanest and cheapest are those that have a heaving and lifting effect, shattering the stumps just enough to break them up. Then you can handle them easily. I he farmer,” says an Experiment Station, “ should use an explosive that stands all ordinary shocks of handling and docs not easily freeze. He does not need the expensive nitro glycerine explosives.” Thousands use "T w lgley say s he never told a He in hla life." re la te d th e d ru g g ist. "H e says he'd ra th e r lose all he h as than lake a full o u t of th e tru th ." "H e h a s n ’t m uch to lose,'1 observed S tu m p i m o — a o m c u l t u r a i » the village p a tria rc h . "H e ’s ao poor th e a sse sso r has gult calling a t hla and save money because they go further house, and bla poverty is largely due than others. I hey are made especially I to hla w eak n ess for the tru th a t all to suit W estern farm conditions. tim es anil season«. Ciiant Farm Powders— the product "T h e tru th Is an excellent thing, but of the oldest manufacturer of high ex It should be used Sparingly, and with 1^. plosives in the United St2tcs— are the ta c t and Judgm ent. Some people c an 't only genuine “ giant powders” for agri be m ade to realize th a t th e tru th may cultural use. i hey are made in two be superfluous, even ad m ittin g its brands— Giant Stumping Powder, ideal value a t o rd in ary tim es. I was read ing of a case in point th e o th e r day. for blasting in wet ground; 2nd Eureka Tho p u b lish er of an obscure m agazine Stumping Powder, the money-saving, low- In E ngland was su rp rised and a n freezing explosive for blasting stumps in noyed w hen a lot of ofllcials visited his dry soil. prem ises, confiscated ev ery th in g In A- k y o u r d r .ler for G iant P ow dcri and blast- sight, and took him away to Jail. He •n C »uppiies. If be does n o t have them we shall k sec th a t you are supplied. had been p rin tin g a lot of u n p leasan t things ab o u t th e R ussian governm ent. TH E GIANT P O W D E tt COMPANY, Con. "It Is m ore th an likely th a t w hat *’ E v e r y th in j fo r he said a b o u t th e governm ent was H o n e O ff*« : CAN FP. AN Cl SCO true, and if he bad printed them two B ranch Offices: S e a ttle , S p r'ia n e P ortU & J, Salt I-ifc* m* or th re e y e a rs ago he would have been C ity , D enver v/'m , generally upplauded and a num ber of " Ï& . people would have subscribed for his m agazine; b u t Just now E ngland and :1 H ussta a re g re a t friends, and you can t hit one w ithout offending th e other. ; jf c g "O ur friend, Tom Swlke, th e black sm ith. Is th e stro n g e st m an In town. He also has a passion for punching ^ people's h eads, and the sm allest ex- ■- M 1 cuse will serve. Tom n ev er pays his bills w hen It can be avoided, and as a falsifier he would m ake A nanias look like a ch eap a m ateu r. I know all th is to be th e tru th , yet 1 would be unw ise to b lu rt out th e tru th In T om 's b e a r We issue five valuable books. They tell howto rem ove stum ps ing. and boulders, b last d i t c h e s , “ You will g a th e r my m eaning from break up th e subsoil, and have th ese Illu stratio n s. The tru th is an earlier- bearing, th riftie r or ad m irab le line of goods, yet, if a m an chards by blasting holes for would g et on tn th is world, he m ust trees. ft'rue for the book that handle it w ith d iscretion. you prefer. "O ur friend Tw lgley, who b o asts th a t he n e v e r told a ch erry tree, couldn't sell gold dollars. H e would be su re to tell som e u n p leasan t tru th about th em , saying they w ere sh o rt w eight, or lie found them in th e pest W ill Save th e Cost of a New O ne. bouse, o r som ething. H e's alw ays saying th in g s nobody need s to say. "L a st fall. Just before T h an k sg iv ing, he carried a d ressed tu rk e y all over tow n in a basket, try in g to sell it. Any o th e r mar. could have sold The Origin of Pork. The Lesser Evil. It at th e first house visited, for It was Old G rum p— W hy d o esn 't E th el m a r M ary had a little pig. one of th e finest-looking birds 1 ever ry th a t young idiot? I'm g e ttin g blam e Its tail inclined to sn a rl; saw. H e cam e to o u r back door and tired of h is com ing h ere so much. It follow ed h e r to W ash in g to n , tried to do business. I asked him how A nd now it's in th e bar'l. H is W ife— I believe I'd p re fe r to old th e tu rk ey w as. If he bad said have him com e h ere— if sh e m arries ten m onths I’d have believed him and him h e 'll sta y h e re .—B oston T ra n M ary raised th is little pig T ill he becam e a sh o a t; shelled out th e m oney, for th e bird script. T hen p resen ted him to C o ngress had a youthful app earan ce. Tw igley For Domestic Animals. To c a p itu la te th e vote. said {ie did n 't know for certain. He H orses, c a ttle and sheep a re liable bad w orked a day for a farm er and And now he ru le s th e arm y, tho fa rm e r gave him th e tu rk ey for to sores, sp rain s, galls, calks, kicks, T he navy and th e lak es; hla w ages. He in fe rre d from w hat b ru ises and cuts, and H an fo rd 's Bal Too bad he c a n 't be ca p tu re d . sam of M yrrh is th e sta n d a rd rem edy F rom th e le g islativ e fakes. th e fa rm e r said th a t th e bird was for such cases. W hen you co n sid er th re e y ears old. but h is p riv ate opinion how v aluable your sto ck is, h aving the was th a t it bad ce le b ra ted its fifth B alsam alw ay s on han d fo r them is a W h at m akes th e pig so p o p u lar? T he e a g e r people cry ; birthday. j cheap form of in su ran ce. Adv. B ecause th e re 's pork inside him . “ My friends, th e m 's no hope for a And C ongress doth defy. Somewhat Euphonious. m an so painfully tru th fu l. He would bo as poor as Job's owl if m oney grew "Y ou m u st have cu t a d ash in Ita ly .” T he pen is m ig h tie r th an th e sw ord. We often h av e been told. "W hy do you say th a t? ” on his gooseberry bushes. Of course But pens for C ongress p o rk ers "I h e a r you re n te d a valace." he d id n 't sell the tu rk e y . 1 don't A re alw ays b u ilt w ith gold. "W ell, th e real e s ta te a g e n t called know w hat he did w ith it. but he may it a palace. Real e s ta te a g en ts, the have se n t it to one of th e autom obile w orld over, a re m uch a lik e .”— L ouis Should M ary ra is e a n o th e r pig. m ak ers to be conv erted Into tires. W e beg here to advise ville C ourier-Journal. “T w lgley Is fond of fishing and tells T h a t pigs a re n o t for C ongress, But should be k e p t in sties. m e all about his excursions. 1 have Sleep Impossible. — N ew ton W ilcoxon. been w aiting for five y e a rs to h e a r " P o rte r, th is b e rth h as been slep t him d escrib e the larg e an d beautiful In !" Age of Corsets. fish th a t got away, and h e never says "N o. sa h ; I assu ali you, sah. M ere ly occupied. It's th e one over the a word about It. Such a m an is Im No one can say ju s t w hen co rsets first o rig in ated , b u t th a t th ey a re of possible, in any hum an society, and the | w heels, sa h .”— Puck. g re a t a n tiq u ity is proved by th e fact best wo can do for him is to pity him ." The Better the Day. th a t T eren ce, a fam ous R om an d ra m a —P ittsb u rg h G azette-Tim es. H e—W ork is scarce, b u t I got a Job tist. w hose plays have su rv iv ed 1,800 years, d escrib es one of his c h a ra c te rs last Sunday th a t brought me S he— W hat! You broke th e S ab as being "n o t like one of o u r g irls The Whim of Happiness. w hose m o th er com pels h e r to tig h te n Tho w him we have of hap p in ess is b ath ? He— W ell, one of us had to be broke. h e r body in o rd e r th a t she m ay h av e som ew hat th u s: By c e rta in v alu a — P h ilad elp h ia Record. a sm all w a is t" tio n s and averages, of o u r own s trik ing. we com e upon som o so rt of av erag e te rre s tria l lot: th is we fancy belongs to us by n a tu re , nnd of inde feasible right. It Is sim ple paym ent “Anuric” Will Not Fail to Stop Your Backache. of our w ages, of our d e s e rts ; req u ires People a re realizin g m ore and m ore 1 ery," th e s ta n d a rd h erb al sy stem to n n e ith e r th a n k s nor co m p lain t; only such o v erp lu s as th e re m ay bo do we every day th a t th e kidneys, ju s t as do ic (both of w hich now com e in ta b le t acco u n t happiness; and deficit again th e bow els, need to be flushed occa form for co n v en ien ce of c a rry in g and sionally. T he kidneys are an elim in a ta k in g ). " A n u ric ” is now being in tro Is m isery. Now co n sid er th a t we tiv e org an and are c o n sta n tly w orking, duced h ere, and m any local people a re have th e valuation of o u r own de se p a ra tin g th e poisons from the blood. daily te stify in g to its p erfectn ess. s e rts ourselves, and w h at a fund of U nder th is c o n tin u al and perp etu al W hen you h av e b ackache, d i z z v self-conceit th e re is In each of us— actio n th ey a re a p t to congest, and sp ells o r rh e u m a tism , heed n a tu re 's do you w onder th at th e b alan ce should th e n tro u b le sta rts. U ric acid backs w arning. It m ean s th a t you a re a so often dip the w rong w ay?—C ar up in to th e system , cau sin g rb e u m a -; victim to uric acid poisoning. T h en tism , n eu ralg ia, dropsy and m any o th e r a sk yo u r d ru g g ist for “ A nuric” and lyle. serio u s d istu rb an ces. D octor P ierce you w ill very soon becom e one of hu n of Buffalo, New York, ad v o cates th a t d red s w ho daily give th e ir th an k fu l Urge Use of W hite Materials. every one should d rin k p lenty of pure in d o rse m e n t to th is pow erful enem y to E v ery day uric acid. Spokane (W ash.) lau n d ry m en have w a te r betw een m eals. begun to urge th e ir p a tro n s to use should ex ercise in th e outdoor a ir s u f - 1 If you h av e th a t tired , w orn-out feel w hite goods. A printed n o tice read s ficien tly to sw eat profusely, and from ing, back ach e, rh eu m atism , n euralgia. Or if yo u r sleep is distu rb ed by too th a t since th e w ar began m any of the tim e to tim e stim u la te th e kidney ac fre q u e n t u rin atio n , get Dr. P ierce's tion by m eans of "A n u ric.” T h is p rep dyes used to color w ash goods have a ra tio n has been th oroughly trie d out A nuric T a b le ts a t drug store, full proved to he Inferior and will not a t his S an itariu m , in th e sam e w ay a9 tre a tm e n t $1.00, o r send 10c. for tria l stan d w ashing. Red and black dyes h is " F a v o rite P re sc rip tio n ” fo r w eak p ack ag e to Dr. Pierce, In v alid s’ H otel, a re th e colors th a t "ru n ” th e m ost, ac w om en and "G olden M edical Diacov-1 Buffalo, N. Y. cording to th e laundrym en. t F a r m P o w d ers rfro I _____Awtri)«» GRAND PRIZE at th. P.P.I.E. m FREE BOOKS m A Well Painted Barn See Your Paint Dealer Now URIC A C ID -G O IN G -G O IN G -G O N E K overalls The Substitute. "D oes h eap big Indian e v e r sm oke th e pipe of peace any m o re?" "N o t th ese d ay s.” said th e C arlisle g ra d u a te . "H av e a c ig a re t? "— Louis vill« C ourier-Journal. P. N. U. 8AQE T H I N K S I T IS S O M E T H IN G T H A T CAN BE OV ERD ONE. Save Money on Y o Stump Blasting— K i l l A l l F l i e s ! ThS JSsr1 N e w H o u s to n H o te l CZI O U aw ood A««. STICKING TO TRUTH THE VALVELESS PUMP J