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A LIW IM tN r
For Cute, Bums,
Bruises, Sprains,
Strains, Stiff Neck,
Chilblains, Lame Back,
Old Sores, Open Wounds,
and all External Injuries.
M ade Since 1846.
Discovered!
T he kindly old squire was giving a
little» tr u s t to the villas» school chil
dren. A fter tun ho stopped on to the
platform and announced, with a beam
Ins ernlle:
“Now I am going to perform c e rta in
action* and you tnuat guess w hat pro
verb they represent. T he boy or girl
who succeed* f irst will receive a q u a r
te r.”
T h a t did It. In*tantly every eye was
fixed on him.
F ir s t of all, the old m an lay down
on the platform. T h e n one inun cam e
forw ard and tried In vain to lift him.
Two other* cam e to his aid, and be
tw een them they raised the squire,
who was r a th e r portly.
T he action* were m eant to r e p re se n t
the m otto union is stre n g th . When
they had finished, the squire stepped
forw ard and asked If any child bad
solved the puzzle.
At once a grubby hand sh o t up and
an e a g e r voice squeaked:
" L e t sleeping dogs lie."—A m erican
Boy.
THANK
YOUR
GROCER
if he asks you
to try a can of
K
The Sky Pilot.
Owing to a fog, a ste a m e r stopped
P ric . 2 5c, SOc .a«l $ 1 .0 0
a t the m outh of u river. An old lady
o n W HITE
became very nervous and Inquired of
the c aptain the cause of the delay.
HYUACL'UJC, U. Y.
“C an't s e t up the river," replied the
officer,
LOSSIS fUMlY MEVCNTCI
"B u t captain, I can se e th e s ta r s
try C a tta r4« B la s h U f F i l l i .
overhead,"
sh e argued.
o rira 4 . fresh, re liâ t is . pr*f«rr«*1
by
fe
they ar
“ Yes,” said he gruffly, " b u t until
Vv «star n at*, tu»«* a h* ausa they
«re
teat
««ara
ataar
vaaelnaa
fa ll.
the boilers bust we a in 't going th a t
W r it e fo r «ooàlai aa<1 teat Jason I a Is.
way."—A m erican Boy.
W * V ta
19 dssa p k | t B la s H s « F i l l ! | l 09
BLACK
Æ m
90 dee« pk«s tftiseslef PHI« 4 90
t ’ sa any in ! e ,lor, b u t flutter*« ia r t
T h a e u p arlo rlty o f <’ui>*r p ro iu rt# Is d«»a ta a»«r K
yes a > t epe> I s ltilr m In vaaelnaa end e e rw a i aaly.
Inalat an C u t te r ’s
If u»«* 'a ln a k la . order dlre/*t
T M
C U IIC R
L A B O R A T O R Y . Barltalay. C a l l U r t l l
d m
C
BAKING
POWDER
He wants todo
you a favor—
he knows what
brands to rec
ommend from
experience.
All Dealers * c
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Being
Well
Prepared
iP-
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E y e lid s
Byes irifLmed bjr H|"J-
• ure to l a s , lu ll jnd Slid
uickly relit»* J by UstlsS
E y e s !-.
I l a s s S y . N o S m a r t in g ,
In Berlin T hese Days.
“ Ix»ok here, my friend, w h a t on
I e a rth are you w aiting for? You've
been sta n d in g here for an hour In the
pouring rain."
“ I'm w aiting for a car."
“ But a t least five have ju s t gon*
| by."
"Yes, hut not the one with th e pret-
j ty c o n d u c to r!"— Ulk, Berlin.
F re Comfort. At
Your Drugfitt*» SOc p*r Bottle. Marlas I ja
Sal»* in T u b e , 2Sc. For Isak at lb* f ye f re* ».It
I>r. P ie rc e ’s P le a sa n t P ellets a re the
|)n ig g '*u or Nariac t j u UtoMdy Ca.. Cklcayo original little liver pill* p u t up 40 years
ago. They re g u la te liver and bowels.
ju it
The Total Sum.
Only Difference.
T he th re e c hildren cam e and stood
F irst L andlady—I m anage to keep
In a row In front of their mother.
iny boarders longer th a n you do.
"M am ina," they said, " w h a t would | Second L andlady—O, 1 don't know.
you like for your birth d a y ? "
You keep thi m so thin th a t they look
T he m other looked down benignly longer th a n they really are.— P a t h
upon the group and answ ered:
finder.
"My dears, mamrnu w ants nothing
for h e r birthday, nothing but three
A Sad Diagnosis.
good children. Hhe'd like that."
"W ell," said Blnklns, " th e doctors
"B ut then, m am m a," cried the eld say th a t I am as sound a* a dollar."
est, ''then we'd be six.”—l ’hlladelphla
"T h a t's tough,” said W i l k l i t B . "A
Public l e d g e r .
dollar doesn't last very long these
days."— P hiladelphia Ledger.
"P hysician Cure Thyself."
“ I see you have a cold like e v e ry
WEEKS’ BREAK UP-A-COLD TABLETS
body else."
“ T his Isn't a cold.
I simply got A guaranteed remedy for Colds and
ho a rse telling all my friends how to I.a Gripjte. Price 2.r>e of your druggist.
c u r e their colds."— W a shington Star. I t ’s good. T ake nothing else.—Adv.
U. S. Government Homesteads
1 ,0 0 0 ,0 0 0 ACRES
O P E N JU L Y 5 , 1 9 1 6 .
In Bad.
"Nobody likes the u m pire.”
"It's the logical re s u lt of trying to
be strictly neutral.”—Louisville Cour
ier-Journal.
DA1SY FLT KILLER.
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PRICE, POSTPAID, $1.00.
•ildlfa.Nigt, eira«,
si-
HAR0LD B 0M £19, 190 D r ie lb A re .. Brookly». 9 . T.
p.
Will Save the Cost of a New One.
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STOMACH BITTERS
C Gee Wo
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K erned m »
HI«
h«rt>-
a! rern ed ie* c u r e all
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m en an d w om en w ith
o u t o p e ra tio n .
oiw J
fro m th e
w o n d e rfu l
C h in e se h e rb s , roots,
b u d s a n : v e g e ta b le s , w h ic h a r e u n k n o w n to
th e m e d ic al s c ie n c e o f th is c o u n try .
W rite fo r b la n k arvl c irc u la rs .
S e n d « tainp.
C O N S U L T A T IO N F R E E . A d d re s s
The C. Gee Wo Ch nese Medicine Co.
162V* F irs t S t.. P o rtlan d . Ore.
M en tio n P a p e r.
E ntirely Different.
" W h a t’s this, d a u g h te r? Yon l e t
Mr. Flubdub, whom you barely know ,
kiss you.”
’ Now mother, let's get th is th in g
right. I didn’t let him kiss me. I
m erely let him try .”—Louisville Cour
ier-Journal.
1
N.
u.
health for
For Forty Years Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound Has Been
W om an’s Most Reliable Medicine
— Here is More Proof.
T o wom en w ho arc suffering from som e form of
w om an ’s special ills, and have a constant fear of breaking
dow n, the three follow in g letters o u g h t to bring h o p e: —
North Crandon, W is.— “ When I was 16 years
old I got married and at 18 years I gave birth to
twins and it left me with very poor health. I could
not walk across the floor without haying to sit
down to rest and it was hard for me to keep about
and do my work. I went to a doctor and he told
me I had a displacement and ulcers, and would
ha*e to have an ope ration. This frightened me so
much that I did not know what to do. Havini
heard of Lydia E. l*inkham’s Vegetable Compou»
I thought I would give it a trial and it made me a s
well as ev3r. I cannot say enough in favor of th e
hnkliam remedies.”—Mrs. M a y m e A s e a c ii , North Crandon, Wis.
Testim ony from Oklahoma.
Tnwton, Okla. — “ When I began to take Lydia E. PinkhamT*
Vegetable Compound I seemed to be good for nothing. I tired easily
and had headaches much of the time and was irregular. I took it again
before mv little child was bom and it did me a wonderful amount of
good at that time. I never fail to recommend Lvdia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound to ailing women because it has dono so m u ch
for me.”—Mrs. A. L. M c C a s l a n d , 509 Have St., Lawton, Okla.
From a Grateful M assachusetts W om an.
1 ornamentai, conven-
I leni, cheap. l.a«ts all
| s t,n o n . M a d e o l
metal, can'tspiìl ortip
over ; will ■« t goti or
Injitre a n r t h l n f .
Guaranteed effcctiv«.
Beiti b f dealrm, or
l 6 sent b r e ip r tu pre-
504-5 McKay Building, PORTLAND, ORE.
A W ell Painted Barn
means much towards the
preservation of your
health. The stom ach
must be kept strong, the
liver must be active and
the bowels regular. As
soon as there is any de
viation from those con
ditions you should try
Getting Acclimated.
Queen of the May— the clim ate is per
verse.
C ontrary Reception.
B right Child.
E a c h spring the d a n g e r's g r e a te r ;
"T h e sp e a k e r advocated a square
“ Bligglns’ sm all boy says a great
I t m ig h t be p rude nt if you would r e
deal."
many b rig h t th in g s.”
h e a rse
"Y es?”
"H e utte re d his m asterpiece the o th
In a refrigerator.
"And got a round of applause.”— Bal
e r evening in the presence of a large
—W a shington S ta r.
tim ore American.
com pany.”
" W h a t was It?”
"H e said. ’F a th e r, where do you get
all the funny things you tell people I
s a y ? ’ ”— W a shington Star.
A Famous Physician’s
Wonderful Discovery
In the Famous Columbia River Basin and Okanogan Valley. Fruit,
Dairy, Farm and Timber l.and. Map showing Roads, l-ikcv Rivers,
Creeks, Mountains, Indian Allotments and Mineral Land. Book of
Description, shows How to locate any Homestead of l(iO Acre* on
the Reservation WITHOUT THE EXPENSE OF A LOCATOR.
Thoughtful.
They we.
very saving old couple,
and as a res t they had a beautifully
furnished house.
One day the old woman m issed h e r
husband.
"Joseph, w here a r e you?” she called
out.
“ I’m re stin g In th e parlor,” cam e the
reply.
"W hat, on th e sofy?” cried th e old
woman, horrified.
"No, on the floor.”
“ Not on th a t g ra nd c a r p e t ! ” came
In tones of anguish.
“ No. I’ve rolled it up.” — F a n n in g
Business.
Next Best Thing.
A hospital n u rse w as te stin g a vol
u n te e r on his practical knowledge of
first-aid work.
"Now, w hat would you do in case a
man collapsed?” sh e asked.
“Give him som e brandy, m iss,” re
plied the man.
"B ut suppose you had no b ra n d y ? "
"Sure, th e n ,” he answ ered c h e e r
fully, “I’d prom ise him some.”— Phil
adelphia Public Ledger.
Total Lost.
No Expensive Trip.
H ow to Heal Itching,
"I can n e v e r be yours. H e re a re |
Arc you going ru stic a te this sum
your p re se n ts.”
I
Burning Skin D iseases
"All very fine. But who's going to
Oh, no. nothing so expensive.
A
Baltim
ore doctor sugge sts this
r e tu r n all those c ig a rs I bought y o u rj
W e’re Just going down on the farm ." simple, but reliable and inexpensive,
f a th e r and all those q u a rte rs I gave —
Baltimore American.
hom e tr e a tm e n t for people suffering
your little b ro th e r? -*I.oulsvllle Cour
w ith eczema, ringworm, r a sh e s and
ler-Journal.
Possibly So.
sim ilar itching, burning skin troubles.
At any reliable druggist's get a ja r
Not Quite.
" T h e re will likely be a big Influx of
of resinol oin tm e n t and a cake of rcs-
He— T h a t scene qulto took my travel to Kurope a f te r the w a r.”
b re a th away.
"Yes. They ought to get back a lnol soap. T hese a re not a t all expen
She ( ta r t l y ) —Well, you had It with good bit of money p u tting up rows of sive. With the resinol soap and w arm
you when you cam e back a f te r the act. castles to re n t to A m ericans."— Kan- w a te r bathe the affected p a r ts t h o r
oughly, until they a re free from c ru sts
— Baltimore American.
sas City Journal.
and the skin is softened. Dry very
gently, spread on a thin la y e r of the
resinol ointm ent, and c o v e r w ith a
light b a ndage—if n ecessary to protect
the clothing. This should be done
twice a day. Usually the d istre ssin g
itching and burning stop w ith th e first
tre a tm e n t, and the skin soon becomes
c le a r aud healthy again.—Adv.
A fter a series of careful exp e rim e n ts 1 blood is filled with poisonous w aste
On the Safe Side.
and te sts a t the Invalids’ Hotel and m a tte r, which se ttle s In the feet, a n
Jo
n
e
s
and
his wife w ere se a te d at
kles
and
w
rists;
or
u
nde
r
the
eyes
in
Surgical Institute. Buffalo. N. Y., cov- j
th e dining room table p e ru sin g the
»»ring m any y e a r s —Dr. Pierce, the j bag-like formations.
evening papers when th e door bell
medical d ire c to r of th a t hospital m ade
It Is Just as ne c e ssa ry to keep the
a n n o u n c e m e n t th a t he could prove kidneys a c ting properly as to keep the rang. Jo n e s arose to a n s w e r it, when
his wife said:
th a t a medicine which he called "AN- bowels active.
" L e t m e hide those u m b re lla s be
H U B " ’ w b h the b e st uric acid solvent
T h e very best possible way to ta k e fore you let them in.”
now to be had. As a remedy for those
"W hy, do you think som ebody will
easily recognized sym ptom s of Inflnm c a re of yourself Is to ta k e a glass of
m a t ion—a s scalding urine, backache hot w a te r before meals and a n "An- steal th e m ? ” asked Jones.
"No,” replied his wife. "Som eone
and frequent urination, as well ns sedl- j uric'' tablet. In this way it is readily
m e n t In the urine, or If uric acid In dissolved with the food, picked up by m ight recognize them .”—Philadelphia
th e blood ha s caused rhe um a tism , lum the blood and finally rea c h e s the kid Ledger.
bago, sciatica, gout, it Is simply won neys, w here It has a tonic effect in
To D r * , I in Mew S h o e s .
derful how quickly “A nuric” a c ts; rebuilding those organs.
Always s h a k e l a Allen'« F oot-K ane, s powder.
c a using th e pains aud stiffness rapidly
S tep into th e drug sto re and ask for ft c u r e * h o t , s w e a t i n g , a c h i n g , s w o l l e n f e e t
to disappear.
a 60-eent package of “A nuric” or send C u res c o r n s , l i q m » m g n a i l s » m l b u n i o n s . At
d r u g g i s t s s u d s h o e s t e r e s , £%»•. D o n t « c r e p t
Swollen hands, ankles, feet, a r e due I)r. Pierce 10c. for trial pckg. "A n u ric ” »11
s n v s u b s t i t u t e . S a m p l e m a t W F R E E . Aiiilres«
to a dropsical condition, often caused —m any tim es more p o te n t th a n llthia, A lle u S. O l m s t e d , l.e Kojr N. Y.
by disordered kidneys.
N aturally e lim inates uric acid as h o t w a te r m elts
Corroboration.
w hen the kidneys a r e d e ra n g e d the sugar. A sh o rt tria l will convince you.
“ I'm so oblivious to e v e ry th in g ex
cept my a r t when I am on th e stage.”
said H am let Tlepacer, “ t h a t I never
can see the audience.”
"So the box office re p o rts.” said the
m anager.— Browning’s Magazine.
COLVILLE, WASHINGTON, INDIAN RESERVATION.
Rivals.
T w o privates in a Highland regl
m ent began a rguing In the ca nte e n as ■
to the rival m e rits of E dinburgh and
Glasgow—a burning topic north of the
Tweed.
"Ay, a n ’ w hit Is yer E d in b u rg h ? ” s
sneered the Glaswegian. “N a e th io ’ b i t !
a hull w l’ a castle, an' ruins on yin
side an' a row o' ludgin’ houses on the !
ith er!”
“ Bit Jls’ lulk a t the fine buildin’s
we hae In E d in b u r g h ! ” protested the
man from th a t city.
“Go, ay!
Ye hae some fine p ris
ons!”
“ Weel, a n ’ fine we need them w l’
sae mony c h eap trip* frae O le sg a e !”
“ Here, some o ’ the w arld’» g re a te s t
heroes live in G le sg a e !” snapped the
Glasgow m an angrily.
“ lieroe*! H um ph! Sooner c a ’ them
m a rty rs fur livin' th e r e ! ”
"Ye will find G lesgae men a ’ ow er
the globe!"—proudly.
"M ebbe”—calm ly—" n ’ gey glad tae
be oot o ’ i t ! ”
"At ony r a te ,” said the Glasgow man
firmly, “G lesgae Is a far g r e a te r place
than E d in b u r g h ! ”
"A w »’, mon! Edinburgh is the capi
tal o’ S c o tla n d ! ”
“ Weel, t h a t ’s a s m ay be,” was the
G lasw egian’s final hit. “ But heaven
help ye If ye gang doun Argyle s tr e e t
o ’ a Setterriay nlcht a n ’ say i t ! ”—Lon
don Answers.
No. 21, IBIS
W I I K N w riting to «drertisOTs. please SI SSI. I
tio a th is paper.
Itoxbury, Mass.—“ I was suffering from inflam
mation and was examined by a physician who found
that my trouble was caused by a displacement.
My symptoms were
down pains, backache,
and sluggish liver. I tried several" kinds
KlJ of medi
cine; then I was asked to try Lydia E. Pinkhara’s
Vegetable Compound. It has cured me and I am
pleased to bo in my usual good health b y using it
and highly recommend it.” — Mrs. B. M. O suood ,
1 Ilaynes Park, lioxbury, Mass.
If you w a n t sp e c ia l a d v ic e w r ite to L y d ia ■
E . P in k h a m M edicine Co. (co n fid en tia l) L ynn, M ass. Y o u r
le tte r w ill l>e o p e n e d , rea d a n d a n sw e r e d by a w om an a n d hel&.
in s tr ic t cou lid cu ce.