Hillsboro and the injur»*d man ANOTHER “ METRO” TRIUMPH £ltp Jiurrat (Srmte TExprCHfl came to Forest Grove and took a -----------------AT THE----------------- train back home for surgical a t­ Published every Wednesday at Forest Grove, Oregon. W, C. Benfer, Editor and Publiaher. Entered as second-class m atter Jan. 12. I91fi, at the postoffice at Forest Grove. Oregon, under the Act of March 3, 187i* THURSDAY, APRIL 27. 191*5 NOTES AN1) CO M M E N T S STAR * THEATER To-Night “PENNINGTON’S CHOICE” tendance. He may have suffered considerable pain and ran the danger of getting his wound in­ fected by delaying the seeing of a j surgeon until he got home, but he was so imbued with the spirit of home patronage that he never even thought of patronizing a Forest Grove surgeon. Oh, that Forest Grove had a few such loyal boosters! THURSDAY, APRIL 27 ami in less than six months the bank went broke, and the miners Baby, bye, H ere's a fly! nearly went broke with it—they Let us kill him, you and I, had plunged. Today that stock Ere he crawls lies somewhere in tin boxes, mute People who want to see the | Up the walls A big Story of the North woods, featuring evidence of what happens when Express prosper and grow should And dire ill befalls. you go against the advice of your remember when they have any I believe on those six legs Are a billion typhoid eggs! banker. printing that the Express has a There he goes A certain steamboat captain well-equipped job printing plan:,! On his toes never earned more than a hundied in the hands of competent print ' Tickling baby’s nose! dollars a month, and yet in the ers. ALo remember that the Fix- Now we m ust run right away cour-e of 25 years he was able to press can print your legal notices For the antiseptic spray. To sterilize raise a family, dress and educate just a< legally and cheaply as any W here the fly’s thi m, provide a handsome home, other Washington county paper, j Little microbes stray! clear of debt for them, and leave The editor appreciates the words1 Only think, ’neath his two wings his widow with enough to support of encouragement spoken to him Lurk all sorts of hard-named things! her in comfort for life all this on daily by citizens, but it takes Every fly Fresh supply a hundred a month. He saved more than verbal encouragement Of these horrors brings! half he earned. The secret may to buy paper, ink and beefsteak, So we have to analyze. have lain with the wife, or with pay wages to employes and rent Neutralize, and immunize. him. or with both; but the result to the landlord. The Express is Vaporize, was there just the same. What not a begger, but wants a chance Sterilize , J u s t to fight the flies! this man did you can do. He to earn .ts way. —Carolyn Wells in Christian World. stuck close to the bank; bought A Chicago judge having decided his home and p;.id for it by de­ BANKERS WARN AGAINST tha Lord Francis Bacon wrote j grees. carried a fair amount of in­ THE PROMOTER Shakespeare’s play», we are led to Francis X. Bushman, Beverly Bayne, James J. Jeffries surance, never tried any schemes, Unless all signs fail, the one wonder if some jim crow judge is and held fast to what he got. and an All-Star Cast. certain result of the European going to decide that Samuel The really big things are not war is going to be a general stim­ Miss Catherine Davis of I* U. in Violin Selections. Clemens did not write “Tom ulus to American industry. Our hawked about the streets like Sawyer" and “ Huck F’inn.” Your patronage means a continuation of these high- mills are running to full capacity; vegetables. The big deals are class entertainments. not for the “dear public." Henry our crops are bumper ones; our Will You H elp? banks are gorged with money; our Ford never offered h i s stock Members of the Forest Grove people employed at good wages broadcast. A certain New York M .’E. Church have oiganiz. d a a n d constantly shorter hours, undertaker (now bankrupt) did. Conservation Society a n d t h e CONDENSED NEWS NOTES making things for Europe to eat, Standard Oil never went with hat members thereof are a>kmg citi­ for the-e t ’diets and urges the in hand, set king ihose who would citizens of Portland to contribute. and wear and shoot. We shall Hancfick & Wiles have $25,000 buy. Big things are for the few; zens who have castoff clothing, Mrs Mallet’s evening address have great prosperity. clean rags, worn shoe-, rubbers, to loan on farms. 1-tf little things for the many. With prosperity comes the pro­ etc., that can be repaired and on “Patent Poisons" was given to Y u worked pretty hard for The Express prints butter wrap- moter, trying to get some of that made useful to save them for the a fair-sized audience, considering your money, and it ought to work ¡>ers with non-puisonous ink. the many other attractions. Mrs. prosperity without working for it. society ’ Clean gunny sacks will for you; not overwork, but just He will have great schemes to Flva Booth, Fid Boose and C. L. be placed in every home where Burns offered prayer and music make y o u (and himself) rich. keep comfortably busy. It will one is welcome and, when fu 1, was furnish'd by members o f V’anKoughnet have been apjniint- ed by the court to fill vacancies You first—then him-elf (or vicj work right faithfully, for com­ taken away a n d replaced b y Mrs Williams* chorus. versa.) Fakes by the thousand pound int>rest grows apace; but empty sacks. In this way it is One item given by the speaker on the election boards in their will follow the wake of prosperity, if you work it too hard, it will, hoped to get many useful articles to the effect that we have in this respective districts. all seeking to separate you from like the faithful old horse, keep that would other wise be either in state 1600 insane persons in the A numU-r o f public-spirited your money. T h e warning is going for a time, but eventually the way or destroyed. T h e s e asylum and 1000 feeble minded, Forest Grove women will give a particularly opportune now: Be­ fail you. Do not try the impos­ salvaged articles will be given to any one of whom, is liable to be­ dancing party at I. O. O. F. hall sible. Fo r per cent with safety ware of the promoter. needy people or sold and the pro­ come insane, and that a largl* Saturday evening, May Gth, for If you are offered any scheme is better than ten per cent with ceeds used for missionary and proportion of these owed their the benefit of the local band. to make money, take it to your risk. Don’t lo-e your principal charitable purposes. If you want condition to drink and drugs, Tickets, 75c the couple. banker. If it offers over 6 per trying to get big interest. You to help, notify the pa-tor. either through heredity or other­ H. A. Kuratli, candidate for cent turn it down on general must sacrifice one of two things: wise, seemed to make a strong the republican nomination for principles. T h e promoter finds principal or income. Keep safe argument for a more rigid en­ county clerk, was up from Hills­ poor picking when you take his and your income will be small but W. C. T. 1. COLUMN forcement of laws relating to boro Saturday, looking after his Mrs. K. B. Penfield, Editor proposition to the bank man sure; but if you seek large re­ these things. fences. He says he found them Ask the banker: Would you go turns, you must of a certainty Aprii 25, 1910. all right in this section. The reception given to Mrs. into this with the bank’s money ? jeopardize your principal Better r -ach your goal by little jumps Mallet of Portland at the home of And if he wouldn’t—don’t you Years ago a Western concern that land you on the ground each Mrs. Marcilliot on Friday last THE ROUTE OF organized a bank and offered the time, rather than take flying leaps was one of both profit and pleas­ ure to the W. C. T. U. and their in the dark. Thrift consists in SCENERY, SERVICE stock broadcast. It was a clever guests. The Crusade Psalm was I leaving some good things alone. TO scheme—a good scheme and a AND SAFFITY profitable one. It had m u c h The promoter is one. His best read by Mrs. F'rost and then a merit and should have come to a scheme i> not good enough for song by Mrs. Mallet brought all better end. But it was too good, you.—Ameiican Bankers’ Associ­ in touch with the occasion, Mrs. Mallet touched on a variety of is the comfortable and quick way and the promoter could not stand ation. topics, but spoke chiefly of the to go. Through cars to San F'ran- the prosperity it brought him If Hillsboro has many citizens cisco and Los Angeles. Two hard working miners got as loyal to its institutious as a amendments to be voted upon this fall. Among them the one interested and sought the advice gentleman the Express e d i t o r of t h e i r banker. H e advised heard of the other day, that town for care of illegitimate children, against it. “But it pays 10 per is bound to prosper and grow, in property rights of women, women Daily trains on Shasta Route— cent and you only 4; and, besides, spite of wars, war prices arid free on trial juries and the cigaret Shasta Limited they say the stock will double in ttade. T h i s l o y a l Hillsboro law. Upon all these and others San Francisco Express every voter should become intel­ value in a year." “Yes, all that booster was on his way to Forest Exposition Special may be true,” said the banker, Grove after night in an auto, when ligently informed She classed the California Express W. C. T. U. as the specialist in “ but you’re not strong enough to he met with an accident that in­ Direst connection made at San take the risk and for the possible jured him severely and painfully, the church, because in its 40 de­ F'rancisco to all points in the Flast partments of work it aims to profit you can’t afford to chance if not seriously. The accident or South. Liberal stopovers al­ place in charge some one fitted or a probable loss. They went in occurred nearer this city than lowed. 10 days extra allowed at trained for that work which deals I’ll Paso and New Orleans on not alone (as many seem to think) j eastern tickets. with the use of intoxicants. The Ask the Ixical Agent or write question came up of the new on anything in the line of John M. Scott, General Passenger A g ’t ‘Junior National Guard," an or­ Portland, Oregon ganization of boys between the ages of 14 and 18, now in Van­ White River Flour - $1.50 Bananas, doz - - 20c couver for a week’s training. The Pure White Flour - 1.50 Big Oranges, doz - - 30c general consensus of opinion was Brown Beans, 3*/j lbs - .25 Other lines at reasonable prices COME AND SEE OUR BARGAINS not favorable to such a movement at least a m o n g W. C. T. U. Corner Third St. and Pacific Ave Phone 41x women. We note the “Oregon­ ian" favors the buying of rifles A Modern Nursety Rhyme Admission 5c and 10c SHASTA ROUTE CALIFORNIA We’ll Save You Money Groceries, Dry Goods and Notions F. A. MOORE Southern Pacific Lines