The Forest Grove express. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1916-1918, April 20, 1916, Image 3

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PATHETIC
WRECK
BUY A REO
W R ITER TE LLC OF SEEING RUINS
OF REIMS CATHEDRAL.
H um D istillate.
Go two to three tim es a s fa r
for less m oney.
The Reo Platilla !« Adapter prevent* all carlion trouble It leaves you
freo from high prirod gasoline. TESTED ANI> GUARANTEED.
No Advance on Reos YET.
$875 f. o. b. Factory.
, Beautiful Structure Damaged Beyond
Hope of Repair, Though Parta of It
Miraculously Eacaped the
General Destruction.
Northwest Auto Co.
P. W. VOCLER, Pre».
C. M. MENZIES, Sslcsmanagef
Broadway at Couch St., Portland, Oregon.
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Paint Now
NEW PERKINS HOTEL
Fifth and
It’s a Good
INVESTMENT
See Y our D ealer
The Panama Canal Defenses
an* p o w e rfu l. hut not aa |>owt*rful an mr*<i-
fn riit M ' l u r O B i n ( h**« k* a t m in dafaiiaa
<»f o u r 1 'i' ry o f m o re money for the man
is> hlnjftnn Sts.. I'ortUnd. Or.
who mi/kt the t ow.
The homelike stopping piuco
for those who appreciate the
dollar's full worth.
Itrrakfast and l.umhwm
IMmivr
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HAZELWOOD C0„ PORTLAND, OR.
HIDES, PELTS, CASGiRA BARK
91 so
l.uo
Room with lUth.
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Ko»>m with Ih U rh fd Hath
W*. want all you hava. Writ,* for priro. and
•hieema ta.-r.
I HI II. f. NnkfON t o.
5 1 North front Si., Portland. Or«.
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S*n<! ua your next can.
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“ America. I l*>vt You.” and "You'll Hr
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. .1. Th rrr" if w
must g o to w a r Two big w.njr hita for 26c and
name, and addrew* of I've muti.-a) frirnda.
POMTAI. MI Hit t o.. Itoi 1073. hrattU. Waah
AGENT W ANTED
ItuiineM necessity
every Mer­
chant buy* on »ight.
Hij{ profita.
6 » elusive territory. Free rumples.
HSlla from $5 to $100.
Write quick
for torn tory. Sayers. 637 Kailway
Exchange. Portland, Ore.
Precautions.
Double Tread, Puncture Proof Tires
M*l«* from >owr oUl o o f s . Last Ion*
as Hran New Tin*. WK AUO HUY
OLD T IIIK N . W e |»ay as htarh as )Or
( H - r Ih. for such as wr can uav in Iknjbl*
Tn*atl work. and ths hlghmt market
fur junk Ship your Tin s at once or writ*» ua.
OftitON mCAKIZLH CO . SSO «»•*«*« St. tmtml Or.
HAWTHORNE AUTO SCHOOL'
Thr only AntomoMW* Schfsi! on th* I’a-
cifir (1 ant rilaiittaiiiinwr a (Us Tractor
Ihpt . I sin* Holt Cntterpillar. C‘. I.. lies?
Trarklayer and VS l.rel l iactor*. both in thr
school and oi»«-r*tii;* held.
(h Hawthorn* A**..
Portland. Or*.
Portland Y. M. C. A. Auto School
l)ny an«! nl*ht clu*««*«. I'.ip rrt tram in*
In rrpttirintf. driving ami machine work.
Includiti* for**. lath«», shaper, drill pr»***,
tractor*, «•tr. Tin.»* uniiin.t*‘«t
( V)M I'K -
The Chinese have numerous tradi­
tions concerning their famous phlloso
pher Confucius. One day. they say.
he wus meditating In the fields outside
the city of Tientsin when he saw a
1 woman weeping bitterly beside a fresh
grave that she was fanning vigorously.
He was touched Ly her evident grief
and said:
"O so. rowful one, what Is your
trouble?"
"Your honorable excellency, iny hus­
band is dead.''
"N o doubt you are to I k ? pitied, for
he wa« doubtless a good husband;
but why are you fanning his grave?”
"Exalted one,” replied the woman,
and her voice choked with sobs, "my
husband bade me not to marry again
till his grave was dry."
Treatment of Seres.
1
Apply Hanford's lialsum lightly and
you should find that gradually the
sore will diminish In size. The oltler
the cast* the longer it will take, but It
will help the hard cases, after other
remedies fail. Adv.
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They All Do It.
“ That actress is a perfect marvel.
TF.NT ( H AT! FEUItS A ND MLCUAN-
She must he 50 years old if she's a
IC8 HUFFL1KD. WHITE IJS.
day, and yet she is able to play the
part ot a girl of 16 and make It abso­
lutely convincing."
"That's nothing. You ought to see
my grandmother when she's made up
Hotiahl, Sold, Rented And Repaired for a tango tea.”
WAI.KEK Kl.hTim: WOJCKS
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ELECTRIC MOTORS
llu rfia.de, cur. luth.
I 'o r t l ^ S . On*.
STOP SCRATHING!
RESINOL RELIEVES
ITCHING INSTANTLY
Question ot- What.
“ A wise man may change his mind.”
"M y boy," replied Senator Sorghum,
“ the greatest of all wisdom consists
That itching, burning skin trouble
In knowing when to change your
which keeps you scratching and dig­
mind.”— Washington Star.
ging. is a source of disgust to others,
Cool a burn w ith Hanford's Balsam. as well ns of torment to you. Why
don't you get rid of It by using Resinol
Adv.
Ointment?
Physicians have pres-
scribed
it
for
over 20 years. In most
"W hat's the news fHom the spring
cases, it stops Itching Instantly and
training camps?”
“ As near as I can find out, eight henls eruptions promptly. It Is very
teams are going to he tied for first onsy and economical to use. Sold by
all druggists.— Adv.
place In each of the leagues."
Worse Yet.
K q v er a lls
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tj JBEHBBEOEPW
"11 Mill 11 .YJHBRT
w g ^ .u .s .P a t.o ff,
Keep Kids Kleen
The ino«l practical, healthful, playtime
garment» ever invented h»r children I to
H year» of age^Mitilr in on* piece with
drop buck. Easily »lir ic i on or off
Easily washed. N o light rUshr hand»
to stop em ulation. Marie in blur
denim, and blue and white hickory
«tripe* foe all the year round. Also
lighter weight, fast-color material in
dark blue, cadet blue, tan or dark *ed
for summer wear, all appropriately
trimmed with fast - color gnlstea.
Made in Dutch neck with elbow
sleeves and High neck and long
sleeves.
75c the suit
If your dealer cannot supply you.
We will send then», charges itrepan!
On receipt of price, 73c each.
ANew
M a d e by
FRFF
If
They
Suit
Rip
Beware of Imitations. Look for
the T w o Horses on the Ijibel.
Levi Strau»» & Co., San Francisco
A..M.W GRAND PRIZE it Ih* P.P.I E.
P. N. U.
No. 16. 1816
W H I N irriti a « to ad rar!)
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tlo a th is pa por.
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A correspondent of the London
Stundurd, visiting the Preucb front
gives bis impressions of tbo war-darn
aged cathedral of Reims. "The spec­
ter of the cathedral looms up out of
the mist with Turneresquo effect as
we top the Reims chain of hills,” be
writes, ' and In ten minutes we are In
front of the statue of Jeanne d’Arc,
which stands unscarred over against
the wrecked porticos. The Maid of
Orleans seems to have bequeathed to
her stone image the charm she en­
joyed against (he sta lls of war, as the
street leading up to the square and
tbs walls of the Lion d'Or' are pitted,
when not badly torn or altogether
shattered by shells splinters. Thirty
feet high around the basement, the
masonry of the cathedral Is shielded
with sandbags, but not one of tbs
statuettes that fill the Interstices be­
tween the pilasters seems to have
escaped."
The Interior, he says. Is filled with
an Indescribable cold and entering It
Is reminiscent ot Kgyptian hurled tem
pies.
Swept Into many heaps are
what the verger calls “ tears of lead’.
These arc the settings of the stained
glass windows. Only one ot a triple
set o f colored windows remains al
most Intact over tho entrance to the
sacristy. In the center aisle opposite
the principal pulpit there Is also a
crucifix that none of the shells has
touched.
"A ll of the rest Is more
or less ruin," says the correspondent
"This Is the more extraordinary be
cause In the roof there is a hole
scarcely larger than a man's nand;
but the shock was sufficient to reduce
the Interior to chaos.”
Ouo Instance
of escape from wreckage is de­
scribed as a freak that Is almost a
miracle. "Facing a huge chasm 20
feet square in the north wall In an
Inner passage,” says the writer, "Is a
lovely bas-relief of the visit of the
Magi, framed in a pure Gothic arch­
way, as fresh looking as if It bad
Just left the hand of the sculptor of
five centuries ago.”
“ Before we leave," he continues.
” we are taken to the "museum.” as tt
Is styled— a forlorn collection ot rea
cued debris. It is curious to find here
a hundred or two o f the heads and
limbs missing from the outside Btat
ues and statuettes.
They look as if
they had been guillotined by the Ger­
mans; perhups It is because tho necks
are the slenderest parts of the images,
but it is almost tragic, although they
are but stone.
Here is the Sourlre
de Reims,' the famous woman s head
that stood over the north door. It was
noised abroad that It had been smug­
gled away and sold to an American
millionaire, but there Is no mistak­
ing the 'Smile' as It lies, brown and
chipped, on a bench—both eyes and
the nose gone, and only the under-
lip curving upward. It Is as If the
features had been sliced off with a
knife.”
Ordinary powders and dynamites
waste much of their energy by shatter­
ing and pulverizing. To get the best
results in land-clearing operations the explosives
should disrupt, crack, split and heave the stumps
and at the same time lift and remove the roots for
easy handling. The explosives that do this are
»T U M P IN G — A G R IC U L T U R A L .
—made by a Western Company especially to meet Pacific
Coast conditions. More than 2,000,000 pounds used every
year for stump blasting in Washington and Oregon alone.
There are two Giant Farm Powders — Giant Stumping
Powders for wet soil and Eureka Stumping Powder for blast­
ing in dry soil. They do their work at the lowest possible cost.
Test one case. Compare it with any cxplonve that you
have ever used. After you have blasted a dozen stumps you
will understand why those who have once used them always
continue to use Giant Farm Powders.
tells how to save money in land-clearing. I t
shows how to make lami-clearir.g easier by
using Giant Farm Powders. W c have ether
books on Boulder Bestir.!;, T ree Planting,
Subroil Blasting, and Ditch Blasting. W rite today for the book in which
you are interested. Your name on a post-card will bring it.
Our free book on
Stump Blasting
THE GIANT POWDER CO., Con., JSK, San Francisco
“ Everything fo r Blasting ”
BRANCH OFFICES: Seattle, Spokane. Portland, Salt
Easy Job.
This little example of Irish wit was
related at a recent dinner of the
Wheel Club;
A newly landed son of Erin was
gaping along a New York street when
he chanced to turn into the office of
a lawyer, thinking it was a store. He
was considerably impressed with the
fine furnishings, and approaching the
only occupant of the room, a man busy
at a desk, asked:
‘“ ‘Could you be telling what yon sell
here In this fine place?”
"Certainly,” was the retort, uttered
in rather an impatient tone. ‘‘W e sell
blockheads.”
The Irishman looked around and
nodded in understanding.
‘‘Sure and you must have a fine
trade. I ’m thinking.” he commented.
“ You have but one lift.”
Pain in the side? Rub on and rub
in Hanford's Balsam thoroughly. Adv.
His Limit.
One of the freshmen at Yale imme­
diately applied to the proper officer
j of the university upon the day of his
1 entrance into that institution for in­
formation touching his father's stay
I there before him.
" I should like to see my father’s
! record,” said he. “ He was,in the class
! of 75.”
“ I shall be glad to show you the
record,” said the officer, "but have
you any special reason for consulting
it?”
“ W ell,” said the youth, “ when I left
home dad told me not to disgrace him
i and I wish to see just how far I can
go.”
A New Start.
Dr. Max Starkloff says a friend who
has a reputation for a very “ touching
way” met him recently and said:
“ Look here, doctor. I'm terribly mor
tilled about not having paid back that
dollar I borrowed last June, but ben
estly, old man—’’
“ Oh. that's all right," said Starkloff.
"Don’t speak of 1L"
“ Oh, but 1 must speak of It," said
the fellow. "1 can't treat a friend that
way, you know, and I—I want to pay
you, and 1 will, doctor— sure thing. It
f l a r e H e a lth y , S tro n g , U < » o t lfn I E y e «
you will lend me two dollars, 1'U pay
Oculists and Physicians used Murine Eye
that dollar right this minute and we Remedy many years before It w as offered as a
Domestic Eye Medicine. Murine Is Slill Com­
can start fresh.”
pounded by Our Physicians and guaranteed
"M y daughter Is taking singing lea
by them as a Reliable R elief for Eyes that Need
sons, and she keeps up sueh terrible
Making Paper From Grass.
Care. Try it in your Eyes and In Baby's Eyes —
yowling that I never go home except
Tho department of agriculture la I No Sm arting— Just Kye Comfort. Buy Murine
to eat anil sleep."
of your Druggist — accept no Substitute, and if
‘‘ You’re In luck. My daughter Is experimenting with wire grass as a ! interested w rite for Book o f tbe Eve Free.
source
of
supply
for
pulp
in
making
M l KIM E E V E I f KM ED Y CO., C H IC A G O
taking cooking lessons, and I don’t
paper. It Is reported that the result­
even dare to eat at home.”
Learning Enough.
ant paper hns proved thoroughly sai-
For nail In the foot use Hanford’s lsfactory, but that more bleaching
‘‘Don't you think every girl ought to
Balsam. Adv.
powder must be used than In tho case be able to cook?”
‘‘I think every girl ought to be able
of poplar stock.
A t the Dinner.
to talk intelligently on the subject,
anyhow."— Southern Woman’s Maga­
Dashaway (nervously)— Look here,
To Break In New Pipes.
old fellow, don’t you think you'd bet­
An electric carbonizer for inserting zine.
ter tell them not to eall on me?
In the bowls of new briar pipes and so
A Cheering Thought.
Cleverton— Don't be worried; they
charring tho inside that the smoker
won't; I'm quite sure they have ail
Miss
Plain—
Ma says I ’m too young
will be saved the trouble o f breaking
heard you before.— Judge.
In his now pipe. Is described by the to marry.
Miss Pert— W ell, you won’t be by
Scientific American.
the time you get a proposal.— Boston
Transcript.
Shculd Have Money L e ft
Dr. I s a a c Thompson's
Country Judge— “ How long bars
Correct.
you owned a car?” Motorist (charged
“ What Is an egotist, pa?”
with speeding)— "One week, your hon-
"A n egotist, my boy, is a man who
o r l” ’ udge— “ U r n — then you can still Insists upon talking about himself
la both a rrmrdr for weak. laflamrd
afford to pay a fine I Twenty dollaral" when you wsnt to talk about your­
r y r a and an Ideal err wash. Karp
r w <m ««II tat On win help heap you.
— Puck
self.”
OC. it ill front«» « s«W
—
K« l »pen refrw d pm .
Realistic.
Wanted to Know.
WRITE FOR FRKK HOOKI.ET
JOHN L. THOMPSON SONS SCO.
T »T "
“ I sleep like a log.”
a*.
14.1 River St.. Tr»v. N. Y.
“ Yea, my son.”
"W ith the saw going through it."
"Are an army's right and left wlags Boston Transcript.
T h e Old andReliable
EYE WAtER
rhat tt flee wtthT
Lake
City, Denver
Metal Grain Bins
R AT PROOF
R A IN P R O O F
RUST PRO O F
WRITE
FOR
PRICES
A gents W anted
Coast Culve.' & Fiume Co.
P O R T L A N D , [K en ton ] O R E G O N
Discovered.
“ What are you wrinkling your nose
about? Are you sniffing at this as­
semblage of ladies?”
"N o t at all. I was merely trying to
determine if I could locate the particu­
lar perfume that my wife affects. Ah,
here she is.”— Louisville Courier Jour­
nal.
Be Reasonable
With Y o u r
Stomach
S H B K E
3 I
Don’t overload it when it is
weak—rather help it back to
its normal condition and thus
avoid a spell of Indigestion,
Constipation, Biliousness and
weakness.
Try
HOSTETTER’S
Stomach Bitters
You will find it of great as­
sistance.
Get the
genuine.