The Forest Grove express. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1916-1918, March 30, 1916, Image 3

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    1916 Catalog
-SEED S—
Plants, Bulbs,
Garden, Orchard
and Poultry
Supplies,
Fertilizers, Etc.
IAN FORD’S
ilsam of Myrrh
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For Cuts, Burns,
es, Sprains,
as, Stiff Neck,
plains, Lame Back,
ares, Open Wounds,
ill External Injuries.
|e Since 184S.
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Price 25c, 50c and $1.00
; U e a
s r s
I V W U IU I O
O R W R IT E
G- C. H anford M fg . Co,
S Y R A C U S E . N. Y.
r r r losses sunriv prevehteo
i I . H
L V U
Cettop’ t Blackleg Pill*. Low
priced, fresh, reliable; preferred by
Western stockmen because they pre-
teet
where other vaccine« fall.
Write for booklet and testlmoolal».
10-dose pkge. Blackleg Pill« $1.00
50-dose pkge. Blackleg Pill« 4.00
_
Use any Injector, but Cutter*« be«t.
I superiority of Cutter product« Is due to over N
f specializing In vaocines and serums only.
' on Cutter’e. If unobtainable, order direct.
[CUTTER LABORATORY. Berkeley. California.
G
The Byplay Minstrels,
lister Interlocutor, can you tell me
a room full of married people is
[an empty room?”
lo, Mr. Bones, I cannot. Will you
lus why?”
lecause there Is not a single per-
|tn it.”
tood, Mr. Bones. And what have
fto say this evening, Mr. Tambo?"
tan you tell me how many eggs a
can eat on an empty stomach?”
lo, Mr. Tambo, I cannot. Will you
[us how many?”
;ne. rpcause after that his stom-
wouldn't be empty."
liter the smoke has cleared away
the blood has been mopped up
the stage. Mr. Letts Lynchem
render that pathetic ballad, ‘Ten
|ion Squirrels Have Starved to
th Since Henry Ford's Ship
kmed Away.”
S h a k e In to Y o u r S h o e s
l’ s F oot-E a se, a p o w d e r f o r th e fe e t. It m roa
¡ful. sw ollen , sm artin g, s w e a tin g fe e t. Makoa
Shoes easy. S old by all D r u g g ists and Shoe
D o n ’ t a c c e p t any su b stitu te.
Sam ple
A d d ress A . S. O lm sted. L e R oy. N . Y.
Not Snobbish.
)ld Van Geld, the railroad king, is
|e a democratic sort of a chap, isn’t
fes, indeed
When he travels he
er thinks of using a special train
Jjust has his private car hitched on
pi regular train and travels quite
one of the common people.”
i v e H e a lt h y , S t r o n g , H e a n t l f a l F y e s
kuliuts Kud P h y s ic ia n ,, u s e d M u rin e E ye
p e d y m a n y y e a r s b e fo r e It w a s o ffe r e d a s a
e s li c E ye M e d icin e . M u rin e Is S till C o m ­
piled b y O u r P h y s ic ia n s a n d g u a r a n te e d
hem a s a R e lia b le R e lie f fo r E y e s th a t N eed
T ry it in y o u r EyeB a n d In B a b y s E yes —
S m a rtin g — J u s t E ye C o m fo r t
B u y M u rlu c
pur D r u g g is t — a c c e p t n o S u b s t it u t e , a n d If
-ested w r ite fo r B ook o f th e E re Free.
I 1 N E K Y E R E M E D Y C O ., C U I C A U O
Soothing.
pditor—Your jokes are good dope,
man.
Contributor—That so?
litor—Yes. they put me to sleep
be.—California Pelican.
Do Him Good.
I’ve got to sit up with a sick friend
Ight.” he said.
W ell," she retorted, “ I hope you
| hi in good," and from the way she
it lie knew that he hadn't got by.
stroit Free Press.
The Aspect.
My family has a very high de-
kt."
Yes. [ understand it took a big turn-
L’ ’—Baltimore American.
ICAIRV M
TTTT
[For “ Backward” Cows
| you h iv e «uch a co w . buy a packsg e o f K ow
^ from your feed dealer or dru££:*t * nd uie
ffdrni to d recti >os Y ou 'll be «u'pri»ed at it e
tre : - it m a n in her genera! health aod tni.k
U
Kow-Kure i« especially recom m eoded «• a
•-enftve aod cure for A bortion. Barreoce«« M *
te r. Seourini L o«t A ppetite, Bundle# and otbei
prooo ailment«.
^rlts lor frea Traatlta, "T hs Horn« Cow Doctor."
tY ASSOCIATION CO
donville, Vt,
NORTHWESTERN AGENTS
Portland Seed Co.,
Hand.
•
Oregon
How
you can get rid
of eczema with
George Haskins was long-legged,
red headed, long armed, thin, freckled
j and mild. He had the voice of a bass
fiddle and the manners of a bashful
boy of thirteen.
He stood three 1
Inches above six feet, and weighed
137 pounds.
Every day he drove four mules over
the trail between the mining camp j
and the railway station, 12 miles away
and 4,000 feet lower. He drove well, !
his mules were perfectly kept, and he j
Resinol Ointment, with Resinol
soon won their confidence.
Soap, usually stops itching instantly.
One day George asked the boss to ] It quickly and easily heals the most
lend him his revolver. He had seen j
distressing cases of eczema, rash or
similar tormenting skin or scalp
several snakes and a bear, and had
eruption, not due to serious internal
no weapon. The boss let him have it,
disorders. Sold by ail druggists.
and within two weeks George had
three rattlesnakes' skins and a three-
ie-
prong buck head on the stable wall.
About three weeks after he began
carrying the gun a man rode into
Dr. Isaac Thompson’s
camp and asked whether we knew
that a freight wagon had gone off the
grade three mi!> s down the trail. He
said the truck turned squarely out to
is both i remedy fo r weak, inflamed
eyes and an ideal eye wash. Keep
the left and went down a slide that he
,oo, eyes «til u>J they will help keep you.
was sure no team could keep Its feet
O C « il all Oni-ttsi, ar sen! 5,
^ M j d upon receipt af price.
on, and had gone out of sight among
W RITE FOR FREE BOOKLET
the pines below.
JOHN L. THOM PSON SONS & CO.
Seven of us started off at once.
l i l Riyer St., Troy. N. Y.
-
At the foot of the pitch the men
found that the wagon had made a
quick turn to the left to avoid a
Retort Courteous.
bowlder, then another to the right to
dodge a tree, and had entered the i "I suppose there's nothing doing for
pines on the dead run.
| R live wire like me in this stupid town
Resinol
The Old
uia and_Reliable
ana KenaDie
His Experience Would Seem to DiS'
prove the Ides That the Monarch
of the Woods Hesitates to At­
tack Human Beings.
Harold Farley, ot BU.ghasn. is will­
ing to take oath “on a stack of Bibles”
that the man who says bears will not
attack human beings are nature fakers
of the worst sort. Harold was attacked
by a bear one night and had to burn
his shirt and nearly everything else
; he had on at the time to save himself
from the critter's quick-lunch counter.
As the hero ot this astounding yarn
tells it. he was on his way to Preble &
; Robinson’s logging, camp No. 4 in the
Deadwater region, eight miles above
j Bingham, where he is employed as a
' chopper. He had been home for a
i change of underwear and had started
at dusk for the eight-mile tramp
through the woods to camp, carrying
a lantern to cheer and light his way.
When within half a mile of camp
j Farley stumbled into a birch top that
1 had fallen across his path, and as he
stumbled in an immense bear stum­
bled out—a sort of superdreadnaught
bear—which gave one growl and one
! swipe, scaring Farley and putting his
lantern out. Two more “ woof, woof”
remarks from the bear and Farley lit
out for the nearest tree, up which he
( went with speed and agility that as
tounded both himself and the bear.
Now comes the brand-new and red-
hot part of the story—good for moving
j pictures. Farley had climbed high,
but the bear seemed bound to get him.
and there wasn't even time for pray­
ers. There was time, however, for
Farley’s wits, sharpened by peril, to
j get busy, and he thought of an old
| hunter's remark that bears can't stand
j the smell of burning cloth. So he took
| one of the several clean handkerchiefs
ho had brought from home, touched a
I match to it and let it drop on the
bear’s nose. That helped some. The
bear growled deeper than evor and
j paused ten seconds in his climb.
Thus went Farley's stock of hand-
kerchiefs, but the bits of Came served
merely to postpone the dread mo-
ment when a bear worth not more than
$30 would be lunching on a woodsman
who could earn that much in a month,
besides board. Farley decided to sac­
rifice his shirt—his outer shirt. That
was more effective.
It stayed the
bear's advance fully one minute. Then
a red flannel undershirt. About equal
results.
Next—but at this moment the camp
crew, who had observed the flickers of
flame in the tree top-and heard Far­
ley's yells for help, came along with
poles and axes and chased the bear
away.
"That’s a true story—every gosh-
| darned word of it,” says Farley, “and
them as don’t taka no stock Into it
' can go out there and see what's left
o’ them shirts—Jest the buttons,
b'gosh.”—Bangor (Me.) Correspond­
ence New York Herald.
EYE WAtER
K
Only a little fa-tter they found
“ Well, I don’t know. There are sev-
George and the mules. Their har- | eral live wires like you doing time
nesses were broken and hanging in here.”— Baltimore American.
strips, but not a mule was badly hurt. |
-------------------------------
The wagon Icy on its side against a
Penalty of Carelessness,
big pine, and its contents were scat-
Mr. Flubdub—I lost my umbrella t
tered all over the ground.
George day.
Mrs. Flubdub—That’s just like you,
was sitting up against a log with his
right arm and leg broken, but his John Henry. I told you when you left
voice was cheerful as he said, “H ello!” the house this morning to take one of
the borrowed ones.—Puck.
When the boys had roughly set
the broken limbs, George told them
what had happened.
He had met a big bear in the trail,
and the brute charged the leaders out
Peruna protects the family
of ^_____________________
pure meanness. The mules _______
whirled
short and jumped over the bank, and i atrainst coughs, colds, Catarrh,
the wheelers followed. George pulled bronchitis, catarrh of the Stom-
tK revolver and took a snap sh o t! ach, liver and kidneys. It is just
as he went past the bear, and then as sure to relieve a case of ca-
drvpped the gun to put h ij strength tarrh of the bowels as it is a case
on the lines. He had kept the mules of catarrh of the head.
straight until the last turn in the
Anyone suffering from catarrh,
pines, and then the mules eaded for
a space too narrow for the wagon. He severe or mild, acute or chronic,
tried to turn them, and the wagon in any
, organ
, - . or part of the hu-
went over and threw him against a man body, should at once get a
tree.
bottle of Peruna.
Pete Simpson vowed that he would
-A-s ®00n
the value of I eruna
follow the bear for the next six if fully appreciated in every
months if necessaiy to get him, and household, both as a preventive
af er they got George back to camp | and a relief from catarrhal af-
Pete began to prepare for a bear hunt fections, tens o f thousands of
that very night.
I lives will be saved and hundreds
He telegraphed to his brother, 40 | of thousands of chronic lingering
miles away, to come and bring his cases will be prevented. Peruna,
pair of hounds. The brother came in indeed, is a household safeguard,
with the night f r e w . and by day- 1 A course 0f perLma never fails
igh the hounds were sniffing the to brj
r e , je f jn such cases>
tracks of the bear. For two miles up •
.,
.
,
..
and over the worst peaks and ridges 8in<* there IS n o remedy lik e it,
they led the hunters.
as thousands of people have tes-
Then the dogs began to bav down ! t'^ied.
Peruna Tablets are now available in
in a dark, heavily wooded canyon at
the right. The men scrambled down j convenient tins Easy to take.
Into the canyon and crawled over
rocks and logs to where they could
School C'ndy.
see the dogs. They were baying a
Bobby—Won’t you give me some
dead bear.
cough drops, auntie?
Aunty—Why you haven't a cough,
That hurried shot as the wagon tore
after the mules down that precipitous child.
Bobby—No. but I’m going to school,
slide had gone home, and the bear
had gone into the canyon to bleed to and that's the only kind of candy we
can eat there.— Boston Transcript.
death Internally. He was old and very
large.—Youth’s Companion.
GUARD YOUR FAMILY
j
•Twilight Sleep” Has Competitor.
“ Twilight sleep,” it is declared, will i
be superseded by the use of nitrous
oxldoxogen gas to make childbirth
painless. The latter gas, the new use j
of which was discovered by Dr. Carl
Henry Davis, in Rush Medical college,
is practically harmless, while "twilight
sleep” Is regarded by American doc !
tors as being extremely dangerous to
the patient
Watch your health this Spring
Nitrous gas, according to Doctor Da­
vis, deadens all pain, but allows free- and be on guard against an at-
dom of thought and action. A patient j tack of Spring Fever, Bilious-
under its influence can follow instruc- ness or a general run-down Con­
structions. and it need be inhaled only i (jjtion.
in small quantities and at infrequent
Intervals to be successful
Keep Up
Your General
Health
Saving the Country,
“Well. Maria.” said Mr. Jiggles the
evening of the town election, “ for
whom did you vote this morning?”
"For ao one," returned Mr». Jiggles
with great dignity. “ I crossed off the
name» of all the candidates and wrote
out my principles on the back of the
ballot. This Is no time to consider
Individuals and their petty personal
ambitions.”
H O S T E T T E R ’S
Stomach Bitters
is a splendid medicine for the
Spring months. Try it.
j
i
Magnet Put to Good Use.
It is not an infrequent occurrence
for steel and iron workers to get bits
of metal In their eyes or hands. Pre­
vious to the Installation of a magnet
the only means of removal was by
probing, a method which is as uncer­
tain as it is painful. Since this ma­
chine was put in operation it is a very
simple proceeding to extract such par­
ticles. The portion of the body in
which the foreign particle is embed­
ded is placed near the pole tip of the
magnet, the switch is closed, and the
magnet does the rest. Some remark­
ably small pieces have been extracted
in this way. The pole piece is remov
able, a number of different shapes be­
ing supplied for various classes ol
work.
Tried to Drown Cries.
That in point of harmony a talking
machine Is superior to a fretful baby
and that the owner of the machine
has the legal right to operate his prop
erty in opposition to and in defense
of the baby is the substance of a de­
cision rendered by a New York mag­
istrate. He dismissed the summons
obtained by the mother of the baby,
compelling the appearance in court of
' a woman neighbor to answer to a com
[ plaint ot having endangered the
health of the baby by continuously op­
erating a phonograph near the child's
nursery window. The defendant plead­
ed guilty, but claimed extenuating clr
cumstances. The baby, she said, cried
frequently for hours. In desperation
she finally cranked up the machine In !
readiness for each outburst, and the
discord In the “ two flats" was the re­
sult Other tenants corroborated her,
professing a preference for the ma­
chine as against the crying of the
baby.
Canada's Waatth In Mapla Sap.
Canada haa a vast reserve of sugar
la tha sag of the sugar mapla.
A reliable Western Catalog
fur W e s t e r n b u - s r * . O U R
" H i g h e s t Q u a l it y " S t o c k s
d ir e c t t o b u y e r * o n ly ---n o
agent*. You save time and
money by buying ot ua.
N ew C a ta lo g N o , 61
Frco.
R0UTLED6E
SEED
& FLORAL CO.
1 6 9 -1 7 1 2n d S t.
PORTLAND, ORFGON
Cream Higher!
Beginning: Monday, March 13th. w o p a y fo r
N um ber I B u tterfa t 34c. and fo r sw eet
Churning: Creum 36c, delivered P ortland.
HAZELWOOD CO.
P O R TLA N D , OREGON
HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK
W e want all you have.
W rite fo r p rices and
shipping tags
U lt h. f. NORTON CO.
5 3 N orth fr o n t St., P o rtla n d . O re*
Double Tread, Puncture Proof T ire s
Made from your old ones. L a st Iona
as Bran N ew T ires. W E ALSO BUY
O L l) TIKES. W e pay as hiirh as 10c
per ill. fur such as we can use in D ouble
Tread w ork, and the h ighest m arket
Ship yuur T ires at on ce o r w rite us.
fo r ju n k .
OREGON VULCANIZING CO.. SS0 Wsduntiss Si.. Psrlliad. Ora.
Resources Reported to
Government.
,
University of Washington, Seattle.
—The United States Geological Sur­
vey will shortly publish a compre­
hensive bulletin on Washington's
coal resources, bringing together in
one report what has heretofore been
printed in fragments. The bulletin
is being prepared by Dean Henry
Landes, of the college of science,
during his year's leave of absence.
New fields, such as the Whatcom
county anthracite and Lewis county
lignite beds, will be the subject of
discussion in the report, in addition
to the better known King, Fierce a u d
Kittitas county fields.
Washington coal operators are feel­
ing the competition of the California
oil fields, according to Dean Landes,
but the mines are nevertheless fairly
prosperous.
The hard coal of Washington will
draw only conservative comment.
Dean Landes describes it as in the
prospective stage, and says only de­
velopment work will tell the story of
quantity and quality.
State's Coal
"Sadderman seems to be always
worrying about something."
“ Yes; he is generally troubled with
three kinds ol trouble at the same
time—all the trouble he has ever had,
all he has now and all he ever expects
to have.” — Puck.
"He was on fire with love when he
called on her.”
"W ell, what happened?"
"Her father put him out.” — Balti­
more American.
Including Himself.
Wife— What do you say to taking
baby to church with us this morning?
Hub—No, no; she might wake peo­
ple up.— Boston Transcript.
HELP
A $50,000
Corpora­
tio n desires to n e c u re
w ith in n e x t ten d a y «
th e s e r v ic e s o f H ig h
Grade R e p r e s e n t a t iv e in e a ch town. N o
ca n v a s s in g , s o lic it in g o r s e llin g ; r e f e r ­
e n c e s ; e x p e r ie n c e u n n e ce s s a ry , « ¡in r u n
teed in co m e to r ig h t p a rty . Dept. 8, 628
Pittock Block, Portland, O r e g o n .
C. Gee Wo
Kuecrssful Horn*
lU m edi«*
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f i l l su ccessfu l h e rb ­
al rem edies cu re «11
kind* o f ailm ent* o f
men and w om en w ith ­
out operation.
used
from the
wonderful
Chi nes e herb*, roots.
buds srvl v<v< i«bi«M. whi^h «re unkno wn L j
the medical scien ce o f this country
W rite for blank and circulars.
Send stamp
C O N S U L T A T IO N F R E E . A Id re*«
The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co.
162 H F irst St.. Portland. Ore.
Mention Paper.
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