NOTES AND PERSONALS -Op. Creameries & Wiles have $25,000 to Fight for Life to Hancock loan on farms. 1-tf Munchauaan. P p ;L a p s th e m oat v o lu b le lia r th a t evei liv ed w a s th e B aro u M u n ch au sen —th a t la. th e A ctionized b aron The re a l b a ro n w a s a k in d ly soul w bo lived in G e rm a n y a n d w ho In n o w ise de­ se rv e d th e e v il re p u ta tio n th a t a tt a c h ­ ed to him th ro u g h tb e use of bis u a u ie In a s e rie s o f h ig h ly co lored a d v e n tu r e s t h a t a p p e a re d In p rin t in L oudon In 1785. T b e a u th o r s h ip o f tb e a b s u rd ta le s Is a m y s te ry . It Is g e n e ra lly believed th a t R u d o lp h E ric h R aspe, a questlon- a b le c h a r a c te r , w ro te th e sto rie s ttrat. b u t th e r e Is n o a b so lu te c o n tin u a tio n F o llo w in g tb e o rig in a l s e rie s a n u m b e r o f a d d itio n a l a d v e n tu r e s w e re w ritte n by less sk ille d pens. T b e re a l b a ro n fo u n d little In life to e n jo y a f t e r th e sto rie s b e cam e g e n e r ­ a lly c irc u la te d . C u rio u s to u r is ts h a u n t­ ed h is e s ta te s a n d trie d to tn ip him In to re la tin g so m e w ild s to ry . A t first be re s e u te d th e ir a tte n tio n In a v ig o r­ o u s fa sh io n , b u t In bis d e c lin in g y e a rs be g re w s o u r a n d m o ro se a n d finally d ied , a m ost u n h a p p y p erso n , in 1707. — K a n s a s C ity T im es. Ed Carey, of Lafayette, was Web Hughes of Dilley was in ilected president of the state co- town last Saturday. frative creameries’ association A son was born Saturday morn­ rhich is to buck the alleged com­ ing to Prof, and Mrs. G. E. bine, says the McMinnville News- Richards. Sing it from the housetops teporter. A meeting was held in Mrs. J. L. Van Kirk went to Portland the forepart of the week That this is a regular town [y representatives of co-operative Salem Monday and will visit rela­ eameries. J. J. Peterson repre­ tives in that city for a week or s s e d the Carlton Farmers’ Co- two. erative creamery and made the Having two typewriters, the BOOST IT potion to incorporate. editor of the Express will sell The name of the association either a Royal or L. C. Smith, BOOST THE HOME PAPER ill be the Oregon Co-operative both visible writing, a t bargain [airy Distributors’ Exchange. prices and easy terms. PATRONIZE THE LOCAL This is the first aggressive step Mrs. Frank Carmack and Miss |f t h e county creameries t o Evelyn Patton attended the re­ MERCHANTS :>uck” an alleged price-fixing cital given by the pupils of Miss [mbine of the large Portland Dee Darling in Hillsboro last Sat­ eameries o r centralizers. A urday evening. Miss Patton fur­ W h y th s Sea H a s Pearls. Intral marketing bureau will be nished an instrumental number A fe w w e e k s a g o 1 w a s ta lk in g w ith a w o m an o f d e e p re lig io u s se n tim e n t tablished in Portland and a and Mrs. Carmack sang two w h o w as in g ro u t d is tre s s b ecau se h e r inager will be selected. v ery y o u n g b a b y h ad d ied b efo re It solos. c o u ld be b a p tiz e d . The work of organization was The Metropolitan Grand Quar­ I w a s led to a sk n a tiv e s o f N orw ay. led greatly by J. D . Mickle, tet, the third number of the Star F in la n d a n d o th e r p la c e s th e ir v iew s Carbon lam ps w a ste tw o -th ird s of th e c u rre n t liry a n d food commissioner; Lyceum Course, appears at Marsh on th is v ery d e lic a te q u e stio n , a n d so 1 fo r w hich you pay. ' T urn all th a t c u rre n t in to lig h t by using N a­ rofessor R. R. Graves and D r. Hall on Saturday night of this c a m e a c ro s s a b it o f v e ry p re tty S icil­ ian fo lk lo re. tional Mazda Lamps. T h ese trip le -li^ h t lam ps Rector MacPherson of the agri- week. This quartet of musicians T o th e b a b ie s In Sicily life is very a re m ade in m any sizes fo r hom e lig h tin g . L et us help you choose th e rig h t lam ps fo r lltural college, who participated comes highly recommended. Re­ k in d a n d d e a th Is g en tle. T h o se w ho ev ery room in your hom e. u n b a p tiz e d a re doo m ed to w an d er, ely in the discussion, as did served seat, 50c; general admis­ d b ie Two D oom W est of u t do n o t w a n d e r g rie v in g . M adonna |. E. Spence, master of the state sion, 35c. F ir s t N a tio n n l B ank M ary se n d s to th e m e v e ry w eek e n d an a n g el, w h o la y s u sld ? h is Illy c ro w n Tange, and W. K. Newell, presi- Res. Phone 64 Office Phone 486 H. J. Walrath, the local elec­ a n d ro m p s w ith th e d e a d b ab ies. W h en ent of the State Dairymen’s as- trician, has been in Portland since h e leav e s th e m h e g a th e r s up In a M ore Rope. ;iation, who presided. Com­ FOREST GROVE h a lic e a ll th e te a r s th e y h a v e Saturday, assisting in repairing s g h o e ld d en d u c rin In J u ly . 1830. G e u e ra l W illiam H e n ry g tb e w eek . T h e s e h e c a s ts missioner Mickle told them th at the damage done to light and in b u n d fu ls In to th e se a , “a n d t h a t Is H a rriso n , w h o hud been spo k en o f n s a Without organization their busi- n d id a te fo r p re s id e n t, v isited P h ila ­ power wires by the storms of last w h y th e s e a h a s p e a rls ." 1 lik e t h a t c d a elp h ia. M nny o f h is p o litical frie n d s ess would be doomed. It was s to ry .—V a n c o u v e r W o rld . week. The job was too big for w ere a t th e s te a m b o a t w h a rf to m eet J. S. BUXTON, Prop. sted th at a tax of one-half cent a a n d e sc o rt him to h is boteL H e w as the “ troubleshooters” of Portland E ffects o f L ying. sund on butter manufactured be p lace d In a fo u r h o rse c a rria g e , h u t L y in g Is a g r e a t sin a g n ln s t G od. w b o to handle alone. a f t e r p ro ceed in g a s h o tt d is ta n c e th e Funeral Directors and Embalmers ksessed to meet the expense of g a v e us a to n g u e to sp e a k th e t r u th Miss Bertha Kirkwood came in a n d n o t fa lseh o o d . I t Is a g r e a t o ffense h o rses b ecam e u n m an n g e u h le a n d had PHONE 642 kganization and operation. On to be ta k e n o u t of th e h a rn e ss. T h e a g a in s t h u m a n ity Itse lf; fo r w h e re from Glenwood last Thursday, Forest Grove, Oregon people b e g an to d ra w tb e c a rria g e , and Be estimate th a t co-operative th e r e Is no re g a rd to tr u th th e r e c an having finished her school near th e r e w a s a call fo r rojtcs. T h ey w e re reameries o f Oregon produce be n o s a f e so ciety b e tw e e n m an a n d soon p ro cu red , b u t p ro v ed too sh o rt, [000,000 pounds of butter a year, th at place. Miss Kirkwood re­ m a n . A nd It Is a n in ju ry to th e a n d a s tb e e n th u s ia s m In creased th e s p e a k e r : fo r b e sid e s th e d is g ra c e w hich lis method will produce a reve- ports much snow in the mountains It b rin g s upon him . It o c c asio n s so cry aro se . “ M ore ro p es!” a n d still m ore ropes T h e D e m o c ra ts s a w only the and in making the trip out she ae of $20,000. m uch b a se n e s s o f m in d th a t he can fu n n y sid e o f th e c a se a n d ad o p ted was compelled to ride horseback sc a rc e ly te ll th e tr u th o r a v o id lying, The capitalization was fixed at “m ... „• ro p e s " a s a rid ic u lin g slo g an . It e v e n w h en he h a s no co lo r o f n e c e ssity did not last long a n d could n o t hav e 10,000 with agreement to in­ from Glenwood to Gales City. Steam and Hot W ater H eating fo r It. a n d in tim e he c o m e s to su ch a M .S . Shrock of this city, for p a ss t h a t a s o th e r people c a n n o t be­ h u rt H a rris o n m uch, fo r fo u r y e a rs case the capital stock if neces- F irs t Class W ork G u aran teed . lu te r h e w as e lec ted p resId eu L — P h lla three years deputy pure food and lie v e he s p e a k s th e tr u th , so he him d e lp h ia P ress. mry. _____________ E stim ate s C heerfully F urn ish ed . s e lf sc arcely k n o w s w h en he te lls a dairy commissioner, has been ap­ falseh o o d . A s you m u st l>e c a re fu l not Teachers’ Meeting Saturday Skeletons. pointed county agriculturist for to lie. so y o u m u s t a v o id co m in g n e a r S h o p w i t h ( ì u r d o t i nini t i i i r i l o n k e le to n s n re used In ce m e te rie s, lab ­ T h e Washington C o u n t y Yamhill cofinty and will make it. You m u s t n o t e q u iv o c a te . uorst> eak o ra S to P u r e s t fa ro v e , tir e ¿o n rie s a n d m useum s. A fte r tm ttlea P h o n e litl.'l teachers’ association will meet in McMinnville his headquarters. a n y th in g p o sitiv e ly fo r w h ich you h av e th ey a r e fr e q u e n tly bleached b efo re be­ no a u th o r ity b u t re p o rt, o r c o n je c tu re in g s to re d a w a y fo r tb e w in ter. le high school building a t Gas- He is now on the job of bringing o r o p in io n .—S ir M a tth e w H ale. E v e ry b o d y b as u sk eleto n , w ith o u t in, next Saturday, Feb. 12, at the knowledge of the agricultural w hich o n e w o u ld fall a ro u n d like a Jel­ C h ris te n in g Boats. ):30 a. m., and carry out the college to the farm. Mr. Shrock lyfish. a n d In stead o f going to bed a t T h e m o d e rn c u sto m of c h ris te n in g n ig h t w e w ould h av e to lie h u n g o v e r a SIGNS, SHOW CARDS, LANTERN flowing program: has had much experience in dairy­ v e sse ls is w ith o u t d o u b t a n a d a p ta tio n c lo th e sh o rs e Indeed, life w ith o u t a ):30. Opening Song — Gaston ing and farming and is very well o f a n a n c ie n t c u sto m . Ju st u s so m any sk ----------- SLIDES------------ e le to n w ould I k * one loug. d re a ry flop. fitted for the position he is called o f o u r o th e r c u sto m s a n d h a b its h av e High School. S k e le to n s com e In a lot o f a ss o rte d Leave word at Palace Barber Shop been a d a p te d fro m a n c ie n t ones. T h e bones, w hich a re m ore o r less sec u re ly to fill. _______________ _ M usic—Association. a n c ie n ts u se d to p lace th e Im age o f a fa s te n e d to g e th e r by th e d e p a rtm e n t School League Program .45. Business session. ti tu l a r d e ity a t th e s te rn o f th e ir ves sto re c lerk w ho fa s te n e d th e m to g e th e r The Home and School league of sets, in th e tu te la . o r sh rin e . Do you b efo re th e y w e n t o u t o f th e shop. W hen L :05. Lecture—“ Some Possibil­ re m e m b e r th a t th e Isiat m en tio n ed In th e first sk e le to n w as c o n s tru c te d o ne ities of the Phonograph in the Lincoln school will meet next I th e tw e n ty -e ig h th c h a p te r o f th e A cts, o f Its liones g o t a w a y a n d h a s c a u se d B. CHOWNING, Prop. th e b o a t t h a t c a rrie d P a u l from M alta m uch tro u b le e v e r since. Education,” (illustrated), Thursday, Feb. 17 a t 3:45. Som e w e a r c lo th e s o v e r th e ir skele­ Raths Shaves Haircuts Shampoos On account of the inclement to R om e, w a s " u n d e r th e sig n o f C as R. E. Winger. to r a n d P o llu x ? " It w as. so s a y s A cts to n s .—L ife. weather and the epidemic of grip, 100. Music—Association. T h e c e re m o n y o f b re a k in g a b o ttle of N ixon Building MainHtreet R e a d i n g—L i n c o 1 n ’ s no meetings were held in Decem­ w in e o n th e bow o f a new vessel a s It Editor Fernsworth of the la u n c h e d is a n o th e r a n c ie n t a d a p te d Gettysburg Speech, Albert ber or January. It is to be hoped c Is u sto m , fo r th e a n c ie n ts o ffered a llha Banks Herald was in Forest Typewriter for sale. See it a t that the interest in our meetings tlo n to N e p tu n e o r P o seid o n , w ho ru led Schneider. Grove Saturday. the Express office. Advt have not flagged on this account, tb e se a s, a s th e y la u n c h e d th e ir b o a ts Gaston High School. — E xchange. ¿5. Roll Call, quotations from and a full attendance is desired. All people interested in school or Longfellow. P la y in g Safa. school work are cordially invited “ F ra s u rp ris e d to se e you rid in g In jo . Address. to be present The program for tb e s u b u r b a n sm o k e r e v e ry day You JO. Recess. n e v e r use to b a c c o In a n y form , do 10. D e p a r t m e n t a l Round­ this meeting will be: you f Mrs. Bryant “ No. b u t If 1 rid e In o n e o f th e o th e r tables, ’’The Problem of Opening remarks e x p e c ts m e to be a b le to the O n e - r o o m Rural Secretary’s report Mrs. Olmstead c te a ll rs h m e r y w w h ife a t e v e ry lady on th e tra in Mrs. Skee’s Pupils w as w e a rin g a n d w h e th e r It w as be­ School,” Anna Schwall, A Playlet leader. How sickness has impaired the ef­ c o m in g o r n o t. a n d If I tell h e r sh e ac­ on any promise we make to deliver work on s m e o f ta k in g to o m u ch In te re st ficiency of the school room this c In u se “ High School Section,” N. o th e r w om en If I c a n 't te ll h e r sh e a given date. The Express has one of the A. Frost, leader. winter and how some of itcould s a y s I'm tc o stu p id fo r a n y kind of best equipped little printing plants in the have been avoided by medi­ u se .” —8 L L o u is Poat-D ls|>atcb. [30.—Assembly in Auditorium; Willamette valley, having added several closing exercises. cal inspection M issLathrop B a b ylo n ia . hundred dollars’ worth of material to the B. W. B arnes , The Bible in our public schools T h e n o rth e rn | « n o f B ab ylonia la Williams plant for County Superintendent. ___________ _____ Mrs. Ashley g e n e ra lly d ry d u rin g th e g r e a te r p a rt o f th e y e a r. T h e lo w e r p a rt, n e a r th e Discussion. Ju n c tio n o f th e riv e rs. Is g e n e ra lly a The editor of the Express re- Mrs. B ryant , Pres. g re a t m a la ria l s w a m p o v e rg ro w n w ith ently visited the Wrhitehouse re e d s In th e sp rin g tim e o n e m ay sail Mrs. O lm stead , Sec. purposes and more good material is on the a lm o st s n y w h e re s c ro s s th e c o u n try oultry farm, in the western part way. The management would very much fro m th e T ig ris to tb e E u p h ra te s , s n d A Legal Newspaper f the city and found the 670 In tb e d ry se a so n g re a t h e rd s o f c a m ­ appreciate it if those in need of stationery, Having been admitted to the els. buffaloes, d o n k e y s, sh e e p a n d g o a ts ihite leghorn hens singing a song office blanks, or any other kind of printing hat spells eggs, even in winter mails as second class mail m atter, g ra z e o v e r tb e sa m e place. would call at the office for samples and feather. Mr. and Mrs. White- makes the Express a legal news­ prices. If you’re too busy to come to the N o th in g Nude. ouse are novices in the poultry paper, qualified to publish any “1 su p p o se y o u r d a u g h te r w ill s t a r t office use the phone and a representative usiness, but are making a success kind of legal notice. Friends of h e r s c h o la stic c a r e e r w ith so m e sp ecial will call on you. PHONE 821 ' it. The writer was shown a the Express should remember this ru d im e n ta ry s tu d ie s T ’ “ No. Indeed. T h e re a in 't g o in g to be iriosity in the shape of an egg when they have notices requiring n o th in ' ru d e a b o u t 1L S h e 's goln' to ta k e o n ly p o lite llte rto o r.” —B a ltim o re [at measures 6*4 inches one way publication. A m erican . bd eight the other, laid by a Hancock & Wiles carry Life, [tie leghorn. Accident & Fire Insurance. 1-tf Job printing—phone 821. I H. J. WALRATH U n d e r t a k i n g C o. C. R. Lasliam Plumbing A. M. SELEY, PALACE BARBER SHOP We’ll Make Good . . . JO B P R IN T IN G . . .