tar Theater, Sat., Jan. 22d NOTES AND PERSONALS for two years, working as a sta Hancock & Wiles have $25,000 On Saturday afternoon and even- to loan on farms. 1-tf ing, Jan. 22d, at the Star Thea- J. S. West of Hillside, was trad- ter, will be shown for the first ingin town Monday. time in Forest Grove the filmiza- Mrs. M. A. Roe is visiting tion of friends in Newport. C. J. Oglesby of Kansas City was in town Saturday. Mrs. Roy Loynes has been ill at her home in this city. Dr. and Mrs. H. R. Kauffman were in Portland Monday. the sentimental and romantic Rev. J. M. Barber is confined scenai io made from the ballad of to his home with an attack of grip, the same name by its author, Mr. and Mrs. Jack Latta spent Chas. K. Harris. “ Always . i w, ,, , , ,ln Sunday at the Jackson home, at the W ay’ will be shown on the Hillsboro. Metro program and introduces, ... _ , to Metro patrons the fascinating ^ r" an<^ ^ rs' " 1 cox re" turned Monday from a short visit youthful star, i to Portland. Mrs. Chas. R. Smith was taken _____ home from the Forest Grove hos pital Monday. Prices Chester Dixon, wife and baby of Amity, are visiting at the home | of Ed. Dixon. Willis Goff is able to be out S q u e a k y S h o e s. T o sti’s T h a n k s . While conducting u research for ln- One day a lady called on Tostl. the again, after a three weeks’ illness ormatioo on the origin of certain fash- famous song writer, and announced with tonsilitis. “Always in the Way” Mary Miles Minier 5c ns of the past 1 discovered the reason or the existence o f the squeak in hoes. The squeak was once deemed fash- nable. and men of great importance the affairs of the country detnauded In their footwear, and cobblers were aid 2 shillings extra for putting it in. he squeaky boot denoted the ap- roach of some one o f importance, and e way was made clear at ouce in the "me manner as a bicycler’s shrill •histle warns you to look to your In- erests. During the squeaky period men found difficult to sneak into the house after 2 midnight without being discovered nd disgraced. Removing the shoes fore entering the home is an Riven- on which followed the squeaky shoe ra, and while the former Is now al- ost obsolete, the latter is still in ogue and as popular as ever with larrled menl— Zitn in Curtoons Mag- zlne. - and 10c her Intention of singing two of bis j songs at a concert. “ I thought I would Just run round and try them over with you.” she said. Tostl remarked that he was not in the habit of giving lessons in that man- 1 ner. whereupon the lady retorted: “ Very well; I will not sing your songs then." Tostl's face beamed as be advanced toward her with outstretched bands. “ Madam.” he said. “ 1 thank you very much for that favor.” A C o m p le te Job. “ Do you love uie with all your soul?” breathed the temperamental maiden as she peered through the orchids with which the table was decked ut the lucky fellow whose Joys and sorrows , she had agreed to share. The 1. f. paused for a moment while he inspected the sup|ier check. Just handed him by an obsequious menial. 1 “ Yes, and with all my roll." he said fervently.— RIchmond Times-1Mspatch B i t s A b o u t B e a s ts . You think you know something about nlmals, eh? Well, let us put your knowledge to a few simple tests. | Frogs, to begin with. Can they renthe with their mouths shut? Cer- alnly they can. As a matter o f fact, hey always d a If they kept their ouths open they would suffocate. Next, hares. When do they close elr eyes? Answer, never. You sec. hey haven't any eyelids, so they can’t, ut they have a thin membrane, which rforms the service of eyelids when ey are asleep. What Is the color o f a horse's eye- rows? That's a difficult one. Think ard and then learn that a horse hasn't ny eyebrows. Tou may like to know, in addition, at turtles and tortoises have no ~th; that parrots, unlike the m ajor of birds, can move both mandibles their beaks, and that Ashes never astlcate. They simply haven’t time tween breaths.—London Answers. Mr. and Mrs. Allen Hayden, atcher, were in town Saturday. of P a in f u l ly F r a n k . Wedderly—They say that a man and his wife grow to look alike after they have lieen married a few years. Now, my w i.e and I have lieen married ten years. Do you think we look alike? flngleton—Yes. Indeed. You both seem to have the same sad expression. B ig O n e s. Fatty—Fer two pins Fd pull yerears fer yon! Shorty—Jist you try it on! You’ll And you'll ’ave your 'ands fulll— London FtreAy. P e s s im ist ic . “ What Is an antiquarian, pn?” “ A man who. not satisfied with his present troubles. Is looking for some In the past.” H e r E xcu se . Widow (to dressmaker)— You must really wait awhile for payment for the | mourning dresses We are still too sonowful to consider financial matters. Did you get your share of sleighing? We’ll Make Good on any promise we make to deliver work on a given date. The Express has one of the best equipped little printing plants in the Willamette valley, having added several hundred dollars’ worth of material to the Williams plant for . . . JOB PRINTING . . . purposes and more good material is on the way. The management would very much appreciate it if those in need of stationery, office blanks, or any other kind of printing would call at the office for camples and prices. If you’re too busy to come to the office use the phone and a representative will call on you. PHONE 821 The Hillsboro schools closed Monday on account of the water pipes freezing. Mrs. W. H. Irvin of Hillsboro, visited at the home of Mrs. Will Bellinger this week. The tent-house of Mr. and Mrs. Walter Watkins burned Sunday, with all its contents. While he was in Portland M on day, Fd. Schulmerich lost his home in Hillsboro by fire. The silver offering “ Red Letter” night will be 25c. A seat for ev ery ticket sold. Star Theatre. Mrs. Chester Johnson and lit tle son of Portland, are visiting relatives in Forest Grove and Dilley. Mrs. C. L. Perry, who has been at the local hospital for the past three weeks, was taken home Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Pritzlaff of Gales Creek, came down to Forest Grove Monday and at tended to business matters. Mr. and Mrs. Archie Bryant visited relatives in Portland over Sunday and their daughter, Flor ence, visited friends at Gaston. A baby girl arrived Sunday at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Orten Griebler, at Gaston. Mrs. Grieb- ler was formerly Miss Laura Davidson and a popular telephone girl in the Forest Grove office. The concert given by the Indian String Quartet at Marsh Hall last Friday night was one of the best entertainments of the kind given in this city in many months, but the attendance was not what it should have been. Dr. G. L. Tufts, who is touring the state in the interest of a law making it compulsory to give all employes at least one day of rest in seven, delivered a very inter esting lecture in support of the measure at the First M. E. church Sunday morning. Rev. Holmes delivered a very interesting lecture on “ Germany i — the Teuton and Her Growing Pains” at the Congregational church Sunday evening and next Sunday he will lecture on “ John Bull and His Seed-Corn of Lib erty.” The lectures are non partisan and give the pastor s views as to the real issues in volved in the bloody war now raging in Europe. Hogue Sexton, son of Mr. and Mrs. A L. Sexton of this city, ar rived Tuesday for a visit with his n>>rani< H n c m p has been awav Called A fter Long Illness tionary engineer for a big concern Mary Eliza Jones, a resident of in the Coeur d'Alene country. Forest Grove since last April, Howard McGill left Saturday passed away at her herne in this for Baker City, Ore., where he city Monday, after a lingering will visit his sister, Mrs. J. C. illness. Mary Eliza Wood was born at Richardson, and other relatives. The Hillsboro High School girls’ j Brock, Neb., Oct. 17, 1869, and basket ball team defeated th e ! in 1880, with her parents, moved Banks girls’ team last Saturday to North Yamhill, Ore. Here, evening, at Banks, by a score of four years later, she was united ir. marriage with J. L. Jones. To 17 to 13. Will Thompson, a dental student this union fifteen children were at Portland, was a visitor in For born. In the year 1889 the fam est Grove Friday, having been ily moved to Kla nath Fails, called home to attend the funeral where the husband met death by drowning. With her children, of his father. Mrs. Jones came to Forest Grove The open season for killing wild last April, and ever since her ar ducks closed in Oregon last Satur- rival her health has been very dav and the state game warden poor. has issued orders that the birds Deceased leaves four sons, four must be let alone. daughters and two brothers to Miss Gertrude Kirkwood went monrn her death. Funeral servic to Portland the first of the week es were held at the family resi and will be in the wholesale mil dence at 2:30 o ’clock Tuesday linery house until the spring afternoon. Rev. Dunlap officiat millinery season opens. ing, after which the body was The News - Reporter of M c taken to McMinnville for inter Minnville reports that the cream ment. ery of that city paid a farmer $92 Miss Winifred Littlehales and for the cream from six cows for a party of friends enjoyed a twenty-eight days, when butter coasting party Monday night on fat was selling at 28c. the Buxton hill. Miss Maude Knight, whose home is near Dilley, but who has been teaching school at Marion, Ore., has given up her school and will remain at home because of her mother’s illness. Steam and Hot Water Heating The Modern Woodmen of M c Minnville have decided to put up First Class Work Guaranteed. Estimates Cheerfully Furnished. a $10,000 business block in their town in the early spring. The S h o p w it h G o r d o n n n d G o r d o n building is to be two stories and F o r m i (àrovr, O re g o n basement, occupying a space 70 P hon« 6 6 3 by 120 feet. | FOREST GROVE LeRoy Van Kirk, mail carrier on route two out of this city, started out on his trip Monday but, after going only a few miles J. S. BUXTON, Prop. out was compelled to return home on account of the deep snow. He Funeral Directors and Embalmers made the regular trip Tuesday. PHONE 642 Two children, a boy aged eight Forest Grove, Oregon years and a girl of three years, who have been living with their parents, Mr. and Mr . J. Smith, at Rockton, on the United Rail R CHOWNING, Prop. ways, were instantly killed Satur day morning. The family lives Baths Shaves Haircuts Shampoos in a little cabin and the father is employed in the lumber camp of Nixon Building Main Street the railroad company. The ac cident happened at 7 o’clock and the children were asleep. A tree 36 inches in diameter fell under the weight of snow and crashed I v i) through the roof of the house with the above result. Men of the camp were occupied most of the forenoon removing the tree to release the bodies of the children. C. K. Lasliam Plumbing U n d e rta k in g Co. PALACE BARBER SHOP \ Modern Woodmen Installed Officers Last Friday evening the officers of Forest Grove Camp No. 6228, Modern Woodmen of America, were installed into their respective positions by A. E. Scott, as follows: H. N. Robinson, Past Consul. E. H. Martin, Venerable Consul. J. E. Tumbleson, Worthy Ad viser. Geo. G. Paterson, Clerk. J. W. Potwin, Banker. AI. Six ton, Escort. W. W. Ryals, Watchman. John Vanderzanden, Sentry. Quentin Tucker and H. R. Kauffman, Physicians. Trustees— Sam Marshall, three years; H. N. Robinson, two years. The officers and members en joyed an excellent stag lunch dur ing the evening and spent several hours pleasantly at a verbal log rolling. The camp is growing nicely and numbers in its membership some of the best people in the city. SQUEEZE THREE LAMPS INTO ONE If you could combine three old fashioned carbon lamps Into oue, you would vet only the same amount of light as you would now obtain from a single NATIONAL MAZDA LAMP and this clear, cheerful light bums for the cost of one carbon lamp. It will cost but little to equip your home throughout with these lamps today. H. J. WALRATH, Two Doo: s West o f First Nationsl Rank Res. Phone 64 Office Phone 486 A. M. SELEY, SIGNS, SHOW CARDS, LANTERN ------------ SLIDES- - - - - - - - - - - - - - Leave word at Palace Barber Shop UOLLIS & GRAH AM Attorneys At Law Forest Grove, J - Oregon N.HOFFMAN Attorney At Law Forest Grove, - Oregon