FOREST GROVE PRESS
PAGE FOUR
THURSDAY MARCH 19, 1914.
Stuck to It.
Vegetables In Season.
Her Husband—I f a man steal*, no
Young W ife - Rut that's very expen
matter what It Is. he will live to re­
gret It. Ills W ife—During our court­ sive. especially as it's In season, isn't
ship you used to steal kisses from me. i It'/ (ireon Grocer— Well, madam. It is
D elivered at your home
Her Husband—Well, you heard what I ! and it Isn't, as you might say. What
M orning and Evening
1 with the French gardening and what
said.
I not. the vegetables that used to be out
6 1-2 cents per Q u art
Wonderful.
I of season are in. and them that is In
Our Motto: “ As Good as the Be»t"
A celebrated vocalist was in a motor­ Is out, owing to the demand for the
car accident one day. A pupor. record
others.—Loudon Punch.
ing the accident, said:
P hone 8 3 4
S o u th P a r k D airy
"W e are happy to state that he wns
Mother’s Busy Day.
able to appear the following evening
D. S T A L E Y , Proy
The monologue artist wns moving C H A S
iu three pieces."
bin audience to tears. “ Hear old moth­
er." he was saying. *'l will never for­
Onions.
Garlic, onions, shalots and leeks have get how she used to rock all o f us chil­
dren to sleep. There were nineteen of
long been cultivated in almost all coun
us. ami by the time she had us rocked
tries, and their origin Is very nncer
tain. That of the scallion is better to sleep the alarm clock rang, and she
had to get dad's breakfast."—Chicago
known. It grows spontaneously In Si
Inter Ocean.
berla.
FRESH
They buy it fo r what it does. That’s
why the Ford is servant of thous­
ands. It holds the world’s record for
all ’round dependability. And it’s
the lightest — the strongest — the
most economical car on the market.
$575 is the price of the Ford runabout;
the touring car is $625— f. o. b. Forest
(¡rove, complete with equiptment. (¡et
catalogue and particulars from ;—
In the Dark.
Uncle Joe—Yes. Teddy, it Is quite
possible that there are people in the
moon.
Little T ed d y-W ell, what becomes ot
them when there isn't any moon?—
Exchange.
W, A. C H A LM E R S
Opened a Shop.
"W hat became o f that fellow Tweed
ley ?”
"Oh. be opened a shop."
"Doing well?"
"N o—doing time. He was caught In
the a c t” —London Punch.
Auto repairing general machine work.
TH E
1914
OVERLAND
*s now on exhibition at the
* PACIFIC
GARAGE
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Y o u are invited to call
and look at the
new model
Im proved in m any ways
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Successors to
H A S K E L L & SON
C. G . D A N I E L S O N
P A C IF IC A V E .
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Special Prescription Service
O u r motto has always been "B etter Prescription Service."
want our customers to have the best possible.
improve.
We
W e constantly try to
T h at is why our store is so popular with the physicians.
T h e y understand how
much
every
little advance along this line is
worth to their patients.
Our line of prescription drugs is large and fresh.
T h e care and
An Exclusive Paper.
The czar of Russia has a newspaper
of hts owu. specially printed each
morning. It Is the most exclusive pa
per In the world, for only two copies
are supplied -one for the exur and the
other for his private secretary.
Marked Improvement.
Rev. Caller—Well, Mrs. Mangles, and
Is the good man any better? Mrs
Mangles—Oh. yes. sir. 'E's nearly all
ri ht agen. sir. 'E dou’t say 'Is prayers
no more o f a night now, sir.—Sydney
Bulletin.
spect.
Y o u will find our service exceptional in every re­
Groat System.
“ What Is the speaker's system for
bringing up her own children?*’
"It's a system she |>erfected ali by
herself, and she tells me It wrirks to
a charm.”
"Tell me about It.”
"W hy. when she wants them to do a
thing she snys. ’ Don’t' and when she
wunts them not to do a thing she says
'D o .'"—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Novels.
Novels are sweets. All people with
healthy literary nppetlte love them. |
Almost all women, a vast number of
clear, hard headed mea. judges, bisb
ops, chancellors, mathematicians, are
notorious novel reuders. as well as
young boys and sweet girls and their
kind, tender mothers. —William Make­
peace Thackeray.
Out prices are as low as good service can b e had for any­
L IT T L E
little things.
where.
Let us fill your next prescription.
T H IN G S
Happiness is really made up of
every day.
Enjoy the littles of
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T o o much advice it usually given.
It is only the word in season that
can be of any avail, and the word
in season seldom or never comes to
those whose minds are constantly
harrowed up and irritated by words
out of season.
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are better than riches and are
much easier to attain.
NOW
IS TH E T IM E to build up
your strength, tone up your
entire system by taking Hot
Springs Blood Remedy, an e f­
ficient and reliable blood puri­
fier, free from harmful in­
gredients. Try it and be con­
vinced.
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homelv joys, wh-.ch are within «he
rea 'h ol us all. are infinitely the best.
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BAILEY'S BIG STORE
Our New Spring Goods are Coming in Every Day
A
fine new line of Kingsbury Flats at $ 3 , K in g at
$ 2 .5 0 and the Chicago Leader $ 1 .5 0 ; also the K in g -
viile 1 fat for Boys in latest shapes and colors at $ 1.25
Have you seen the exclusive pat-
terns o f Linoleums Roe and Co. are
now displaying? Call and see them.
newr line of “ Y e O ld T y m e ”
Com fort Shoes for M en and W o m e n
A
new lut of w ool challies just arrived in all the latest
colors and patterns o f light and dark effects
Our Grocery Department is always full of the best there is to be had
'
I f you are in need of new matting,
iook over the fine line at Roe &C»a.
Spring house cleaning ia the time
to buy new matting. See Roe & Co.'
Mothers should see to it that
the whole fam ily take at least
3 or 4 doses of a thorough, pur­
ifying, system cleaning medi­
cine this spring. Now is the
time.
The
fam ily will
be
healthier, happier, and get
along better if the blood is
given a thorough purifying,
the stomach and bowels cleaned
out, and the germs of
accumulated in the system
driven
away.
Hollister’s
Rocky Mountain Tea is the
very best and surest Spring
Remedy te take. Get it and
see the difference in the whole
fam ily. Their color will be
better, they’ll feel fine and be
well and happy. 35cts. The
best the world over.
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TO The Public-
Beginning March 21st
A t our store in Forest Grove w e will hold
the first of a series of Auction Sales to be held
by us this spring to clean up odds and ends of
Used Sewing Machines,
Boilers, W a sh
Tubs, W ashing Machines, Knives and Forks,
Razor Strops, A u ger Bits, Saws, Chisels, Screw
Drivers, Nails, Field Fence, Drive Gates, Ranges,
H arrows, Singletrees, Neckyckes, A x le Grease,
Buckets, Axes, T ea Pots, Coffee Pots, Pish Pans,
Paint, A x Handles, and other articles too num­
erous to mention.
This sale is sti ictly on the level and every
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go regardless of our loss.
“O u r loss is your gain” in this case.
T h e articles mentioned abo ve are in most cases in A - l condition.
W e are simply overstocked in some lines and must cut our stock dow n
to normal.
Remember the Date, Saturday, March 2 1 , and the Place
GOFF BROS.
FOREST GROVE
T h e Sale Starts at 10 a.m. with seats for the ladies.
Evening S ale from 7 to 9
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—Urgent Notice-
Main Street Market. Good meat
all the time. Deliveries made at any­
time o f the day. Phone 631.
article put up will
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great favors of
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show, not only the
healthful qualities
o f “ C R E SC E N T,”
but its wonderful
results in raising
the dough.
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W e a r e lo o k in g f o r a n ew
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Limitations as to Timt.
A well known preacher was making
a pedestrian excursion in a wild rural
at 25c per pound
district. Feeling rather huugr.v, he
looked at his watch to see if It was
ASK Y O U R GROCER
nearly dinner time, but found the
Crescent M fg. Co., Seattle, Wash.
watch was stopped. Just then, happen
ing to meet wKb a country boy. be ,
asked. "W hat time Is It. my lad?" I Orders for Majestic Tailors' men’s
The boy replied. "Just 12. sir.” "Only 1 suits taken at Bailey’s big store
12?" said the minister. " I thought it
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was more.” " I t never Is more round
Main Street Market. Good meat all
these parts.” said the ls>y simply. " It
the time. Deliveries made at any
begins at 1.” —I’ all Mall Gazette.
time o f the day. Phone 631.
Swindled.
Collector- H'm. fairly good specimen.
I'll give yon £50 for It. Curio D ealer-
No. sir. I've Jnst sold that for 100
giilneaa. Collector—A hundred! Good
heaven*, you've been swindled! It's
worth twice as much!—London I'uuch.
skill w e practice guard you from the results of error and incompetent
compounding.
The Ten Greatest Invention*.
"W hat are the ten greatest inven­
tions o f our time?” asked a scientific
Journal recently. It awarded the prize
to the contestant sending this list.
The electric furnace, the steam tur-
blue, the gasoline automobile, the mov­
ing pictures, the aeroplane, wireless
telegraphy, the cyanide process, tne In­
duction motor, the linotype, the elec­
tric welding process. And all this was
accomplished In a quarter century.
Power isks. Cm. you name ofT hand
seven ot the inventors?
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