THURSDAY MARCH 19, 1914. FOREST GROVE PRÉS3 S w e e t R ev en g e. Call and Examine Our New Spring Line of Ladies and Gent’s Suits and................... oats One Lot of Boy’s Odd Suits at $ 1 .0 0 Each JOHN ANDERSON The Clothier Mrs Shopper (after inspecting every­ thing in the Vtorei—1 don't see any­ thing here that suits me. 1 suppose 1 may as well go down to Stacys' and ste what they have. They usually have a good assortment. Salesman— Here's a card o f one of their salesmen. Won't you kindly ask for him? Mrs. Shopper —Ah! A friend of yours, 1 presume? Salesman—No. madam; he has owed me $10 for the past three years.— Puck. E x p l o s i v e D ia m o n d s . A curious fact about diamonds Is that It is not uncommon for the crys­ tals to explode as soon as they are brought up from the mine. Sometimes they have burst In the pockets or the warm hands of miners, due to the ef­ fect of increased temperature. Large stones are more likely to do this than small ones. Valuable stones have been destroyed In this way. To safeguard them some dealers place large dia­ monds in raw potatoes for safe trans­ port from South Africa. C o lo r in g an A b y s s i n i a n B r id e . Western brides have an easier time than their Abyssinian sisters. On the occasion of her marriage an Abyssin­ ian bride has to change her skin. From ebony she uas to become the color of cafe au lait. To accomplish this the expectant bride is shut up in a room for three mouths. She is covered with woolen stuff, with the exception of her head. Then they burn certain green and fragrant branches. The fumes which they produce destroy the orig­ inal &kin, and in its place comes the new skin, soft and clear as a baby’s. A n E n th u sia st. Let the Willis Place Lumber Co. fill your orders for building materials from stock of the best quality. A Street and First Avenue South On the Long Island train were two fashionably dressed young matrons absorbed In the suffrage question. "Do come march with me in the next parade." said the brunette with the tulle how on her hat. “ Oh. I'd just love to,” replied the blond In black velvet, "and 1 will un­ less Phil feels too strongly about it He Is rather old fashioned, you know.” “ Yes. 1 know. So Is George. But I do hope we con. All my life I've been simply w-ild to march behind a brass baud. ’—New York Post. A W o r k of S u p e r e ro g a t io n . Johnson had just recovered from one o f the periodical sprees to which he was addicted. During the sobering off process he met the village good S a m a r ­ itan. who hud often helped him over the rough places in his almost worth­ less life. Shamefaced and in a repent­ ant mood, he confessed: “ Well, Miss Polly, 1 certainly have been making a fool of myself again. 1 found f didn't have to make many al­ terations to complete the job.” —New York Sun. — A r t Defended. They were in a picture gallery. The man was from out o f town and rather inclined to be critical. The girl was a Clevelander and filled with civic pride. They paused in front o f a striking picture. “ Ah. that's an old master!" exclaimed the man. “ Maybe it is." defended the girl, "but you can see for yourself that the frame is perfectly new.” — Cleveland Plain Dealer. PAGE THREE SUMMONS In the Circuit Court of the State of Oregon for Washington County. Sadie M. Morris, Plaintiff, vs. J . G. Morris, Defendant. In the name of the State o f Ore­ gon: You are hereby required to ap­ pear and answer the complaint filed against you in the above-entitled suit, on or before the expiration of six weeks from and after the date of the first publication of this summons, to-wit: the 5th day of March, 1914, and if you fail to answer, for want thereof, the plaintiff will apply ■ to the court for the relief prayed for in the complaint, to-wit: For the disso­ lution of the marriage contract now existing between plaintiff and defend­ ant, and that she be decreed to be the owner o f the home in Forest Grove, and hat she have such other and fur­ ther relief as to the court may seem equity. This summons is published by or­ der of the Hon. D. B. Reasoner, Judge o f the County Court of Washington County, State of Oregon, said order being made on the 3d day of March, 1914. The date o f the first publication of this summons is March 5, 1914, and the last date of publication of this summons the 16h day of April, 1914. J. N. HOFFMAN, Attorney for Plaintiff. «rest Grrve -s= Steam Laundry W ood, Coal, Cold Storage and Ice. The People’s Exchange A re an index to the life of Forest Grove and surrounding country. T h e y are open to meichants and all w h o desire a brief and effective medium for reach­ ing the public. This department will solve your problems and fulfill your wants. Readers will find valuable information and helpful suggestions. T h e most widely read section o f the P R E S S , this department will place your locals where people look for them, and where they will not be offended in reading them. Price 1 cent per word each insertion, minimum total charge 25 cents. For Sale or Trade For Rent Mandele Incubator and Chicke.i Brooder. Mrs. Geo. Caldwell. 29tf. FOR RENT— 10-acre farm adjoin­ ing Forest Grove. .Good 7-room house, barn, etc. All kinds of gar­ den truck and ready market. Low rent to right party. Apply to For­ est Grove Press. 32tf FOR SALE— Ex-Ray Incubator for $10. A. H. Thomas, Phone Oak Hi'l 152. 3-lt-J FOR SALE— Pair o f good roi^l W a n te d horses, sorrels, good drivers, will trade for cattle.* P. Hansen, Forest W ood W anted —The P ress Grove, Route One. 30-tf desires to secure several cords of both Oak and Fir wood to apply FOR SALE— Shadel and Climax on subscription, advertising, or seed oats. Two weeks earlier than | job work. ordinary varieties. Heavy yielders. YOU should see the latest dc-ians Phone, 0185. Ed. Naylor. in wall paper just received by Roe & GOOD, LIGHT spring wagon, good j Co. befor you select the pattern you 32tf as new, with top, side and end cur­ 1 want. tains. Will sell cheap. See J. F. WANTED— Carden plowing and Haynie, or phone 16x, Forest Grove. Disking. E. J. Downs, Phone Main 32tf ! 165. 1-tf Exclusive neckwear and noveliies for the ladies and everything dainty for the “ Baby's” wardrobe. Mrs. Blanche Richards. 29tf. Lost and Found. LOST— On 3rd Avenue North a black purse containing seven dollars. FOR SALE— New Oliver typewrit­ Finder please return to Ray Smith, er, No. 5, never been used. I f you are Route One Forest Grove. looking for a bargain in a typewriter, ( Ave. call at Main Street Garage, or phone j FOUND— Purse on Pacific Owner can have same by calling at 62X. this office and paying for this ad. 31 WANTED— Calves from one to five days old, heifers preferred. Write to S ociety stationery of correct j or call on J. A. Elder, 336 Second St., style and neat appearence may Forest Grove, Oregon. Phone 234. be obtained from the P ress job department. — Roe & Co., the pioneer furniture Main Street Market. Good meat dealers, have just received a large all the time. Deliveries made at any shipment of stylish selections in wall time o f the day. Phone 631. papers. 32tf MERTZ & LATTA Cor. 5th Ave. and 2nd St., Forest Grove, iiii T H E S E C L A S S IF IE D C O LU M N S INI Spraying. The Beaverton Aetna Lime and Sul­ For scientific spraying call on or phur Spray— For sale by the barrel or Phone A. H. Thomas, Oak Hill 152 gallon at Littler’s Pharmacy . or Main 252. 31-t-4 Ore. J Forest Grove The Auction House H. L ID Y A R D S. A . W A L K E R W a KLER & LIDYARD N E W A N D SECOND SHOEMAKERS H AN D GOODS 1st Ave. N., near Main St. Phone 721 W e are prepared to do the very best of all kind o f shoe work. Special attention given to crippled feet. Proprietor O . M . Sanford UP-TO-DATE MACHINERY □ P eriod of Most In te l l e c t u a l Vigor. H A R T R A M P F ’S FEED MILL Forest Grove, Oregon wait. T he place where you can get your feed ground while you W e grind feed every day in the week except Sunday. W e are Wholesale and Retail Dealers in Bran, Shorts, Rolled Oats, Ground Oats Ground W iiea Cracked Wheat, Cracked Corn, W hole Wheat and Corn, M id­ dlings and several kinds of Hard Wheat Flour, Sack Twine and Sacks, Hay and Vetch Seed. WE E X C H A N C E F L C U R F O R F E E D A N D G R A IN WHEN IN NEED GIVE US A CALL Recent medical statistics as to the age when man has the most intellec­ tual vigor give interesting results. It is from forty to fifty-six years that the most brilliant things have been ac­ complished by the majority of humans. chemists and physicians have made brilliant discoveries at forty. Poets have accomplished masterpieces at forty-four, and novelists two years lat­ er. Famous warriors average forty- seven; musicians are most brilliant at forty-eight and actors at the same age. Moralists are greatest at fifty-one, poli­ ticians at fifty-three, humorists at fif­ ty-six, thus demonstrating that the last thing one learns is how to amuse one s follows.- New York Times. Bread C a st Upon W ate r. THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK FOREST GROVE, OREGON O VER 65 YEARS' E X P E R IE N C E Capital and Surplus $ 6 0 , 00 0 . T ------ C rade M arks D e s ig n s o p y r ig h t s A c . ’ A nyone sending a sktlrh end description may nntckly ascertain o u r opinion free w hether an Invention is p rob a b ly patentable. Com m unica­ tions strictly ronildonf lui. HRNuBOOK on Patenta •ont free. Old eat a gen cy f* ♦ * * * * * * * ♦ Let The PRESS Print your + ♦ Butter Wrappers in ac- ♦ ♦ cordance with the law. + ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ O F F IC E R S : B oard of D irectors : Geo. G. Hancock Allen Rice John Templeton T. W . Sain H. J. Goff E. W. Haines Geo. Mizne»' Chris Peterson W. H. Hollis W. K. Newell H. T. Buxton Absolutely Safe and Reliable The Bankers & Merchants Mutual Fire Association O f Foreat Grove, Oregon Conducted on Economic and Business Principles. C om pan y That H a * M a d e G o o d . Business or Dwelling in Bankers At Merchants T b e H om e Insure Y oui Tbe