THURSDAY MARCH 19, 19n.
FOREST GROVE PRESS
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What Will
YOU Do
At 50 ? jd
H ave you ever th o u g h t w hat
will become of you when your
earn in g capacity is w aning?
A t 50 will you still be w orking
for a low wage o r enjoying a good
Income?
T h a t depends upon w hat you
arc doing NOW to secure the tra in
ing th a t will steadily advance you
in position a n d salary d u rin g the
com ing years. Only train in g will
p u t you in the incom e class.
T o learn how you can receive
th is train in g w ithout giving up
your present occupation, let tli3
In tern atio n al C o r r e s p o n d e n c e
Schools advise you. All you have
to do is to m ark the coupon as
directed an d m ail it today. T h ere
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present occupation is, the I. C. S. has a w ay of helping you. It is an
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Rasmussen’s Feed Store
Dealer in Flour, Feed and all kinds of
Garden Seeds in season.........................
T he ob jects ot p leasu re a re tw o In
num ber. F irst, to kill tim e, and, sec
ond. to keep us from doing som ething
else which would m ake us more m is
erable. T h e pleasures of th e Aineri-
ettu people, roughly speaking, are like
wise tw ofold—uuiuely, m aking money
and spending It. Some people derive
all th eir p leasu re from m uklug money,
and o thers all th e ir pleasure from
spending It. O thers coinbiue the two.
Being uu Inventive people, the A m er
icans have c re a ted m any w ays of
spending money. Being too busy m ak
ing It to spend any tim e on tlie d ru d g
ery of ru u u iu g th eir country they
spend a large portion of It In su p p o rt
ing the politicians. T his. Indeed. Is
one of th e ir chief pleasures. And th e ir
superb sense of hum or enables them
to enjoy Intensely th e accounts of
w h at at' th e politicians are doing,
w hich e n te rp risin g papers publish
from day to day.
T he A m ericans have o th er pleasures,
but com pared w ith th is oue they a re
mostly triv ia l.—li f e .
C aught a T arta r.
Bishop T h o rn to n wlieu In B allarat
w as w alking one fine Sunday m orning
w ith his fav o rite dog. a very Intelli
gent retriever. T h e dog w as perform
ing ull so rts o f trie k s—Jum ping over
his m a ste r's stiek, retrieving it from
th e w ater, und so on.
T he bishop w as a w a re of the w ide
eyed in terest of a sm all boy who. w ith
his nurse, w as w alking on the shore of
th e lake. T he bishop ■ recognized In
him th e son of a neighbor w ith whom
he w as on th e best of term s, although
the neighbor w as a leading light of
N onconform ity in th e city.
To am u se th is boy the bishop put the
dog through th e w hole category o f his
tricks and then said. "Now, isn't th a t
a nice dog and w ouldn't you like to
have one like him ?” To w hich the
sm all boy replied stern ly , “Sir, I think
, you forget w h a t d ay th is is.”—Loudon
Citizen.
A n o th e r P u ll.
T he k aiser has a h abit of gently tu g
ging a t his left e a r w hen an y th in g
I botbers him.
O ue day som e y ears ago w hen he
w as on a v isit to E ngland he w as
handed a telegram . T he contents of
j the m essage ap p a ren tly displeased him,
for he Im m ediately began tugging a t
his ear.
T h e P rin ce of W ales, th en a boy.
w atched th e p erform ance w ith consid
erable Interest.
“ U ncle.” he said a t length, “ why are
| you pulling your e a r? ”
“ B ecause I'm annoyed, I suppose,”
replied th e kaiser.
“ A nd w hen y o u 're very annoyed,"
persisted th e young prince, “w hat do
you do th ep ?"
“T hen I pull som ebody else’s.” a n
nounced his m ajesty viciously.—L on
don T atler.
PR O FESSIO N A L AND
BUSINESS DIRECTORY
Brudy Chowning’s
BARBER SH O P
lor
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FIRST-CLASS SERVICE
Main St.
Nixon Bldg.
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Otfue Hoff .an IT. '.g. Pacific Ave.
Ind. Phone 502
F o rest Grove
Dr. D. W. Ward
Dr. E. B. Brookbank
hysicians and S u i ^ u r s
22 F irs t Ave. No-th
1’hone: Office 40x
Residence 402
i orest Grove, Ore.
Hollis & G raham
A tlorneys-at-Lau)
II. W. VoJImer, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
WEITZEL & LASHAM
Forest Grove. Ogn.
Office in A o b o tt Bldg.
Both Phones
E. B. Tongue,
Tinning and Plumbing,
Sheet M etal W ork
and Repair Shop.
I: d. Fhones
Jillorney-ai-LaW
D istric t A ttorney.
Hillsboro, Ore.
VV. M. Langley & Son
Lawyers
Forest Grove, Ogn.
North 1st Avenue, between Main
and “A ” Street.
Phone 863
»V. Q. u
Physician
PARKER
Repairs and Oils
HARNESS
He has a Special Oiler
for the purpose.
He carries a full line of
Driving Gloves and both
Heavy and Light Harness
Parker Guarantees His
WORK
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Surgeon
Dr. H. R. Kauffman
Physician & Surgeon
F o re s t G ro v e N a t'l B ank B u ild in g
P h o n e M ain 0131
W. B. COON, V. S.
on
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Calls answ ered prom ptly day or nigh!
Phone: <> dee 271. :osidence 233.
Office:
O f fic e
F o rest Grove, Ogn.
Forest Grove, Ore.
1 st 3 t .
B etw een Pacific and 1st Ave. S.
Elmer H. Smith, M. D., D.
H aving bought out Dr. Feeley, V et
Physician,
Surgeon
erinarian, I w ish to notify th e public .
,
th a t I am prepared to answ er all calls,
and Osteopath
day or night.
I Calls answ ered day or night.
Phone Main 95
F orest G rove , O rk I
Hillsboro N ational Bank Bldg.
O.
Hillsboro, Ore.
Dr. C. E. Geiger,
Homeopathist and Surgeon
W. P. DYKE
Attorney-at-Law
Office a t R esidence, 1st avenue, be
tw een 1st and 2nd s tre e ts .
F o rest Grove
Fore»t Grove
Medicine by P arcel P ost to any p a rt o f N ational Hank Bldg.
O re.
th e country.
DR. GERTRUDE PHILLIPS
THIS PAPER REPRESENTED F 0 » F C ? ff 'a
ADVERTISING GV THE
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN
O ffice Nixon Bldg., Main St.
P hones
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NEW Y O R K
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AND
C H IC A G O
BRANCHES IN ALL THE PRINCIPAL CITIES
Pacific Avenue, Forest Grove, Oregon.
P h o n es: S h o p , 7 4 2 ; H o u se , 8 3 1
STAR THEATRE
(Carl Hoffman and F red A. W atrons, Props.)
J. RASMUSSEN, Proprietor
Pacific A ve.
W h y th e W ie e A re E a rly R ieere.
Forest Grove, O regon
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H. T. GILTNER
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Staple and Fancy Groceries.
and Vegetables in Season
Fhoiie 701
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FO REST GROVE
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Fruits
OREGON
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Duntley Combination
Vacuum Sweepers
$5.00 without---$7.50 with the Brush attachment
reduced from $10.00 and $15.00
Electric cleaners with extra attachments, from
$25.00 up. Delivered. Can supply any make.
Save solicitors commission.
W . L . Bentley & Co.
473¿ W ashinton St.
State Distributors
Portland, O regon
It is a curious fact in psychology
th a t nobody can stay a t the sam e
m ental a n d physical level for tw enty-
four hours together. In the m orning
you a re m ore m a tte r of fact, for in
stance. th a n la te r In the day. It is in
th e m orning th a t the best hr" in w ork
is done, to o -b ra in w o rk of th e so rt th a t
requires in dustry and clear thinking.
And It Is about 11 in the m orning th a t
yo u r body reach es Its highest point of
energy.
In o th er words, you a re
stronger, though alm ost im perceptibly,
a t 11 In th e m orning than a t 3 in th e
afternoon.
You reach th a t highest
point tw ice in th e day. for about 5
In the a ftern o o n th e m uscular energy
has risen again. But from ft o n w ard
it declines stead ily all through tne
evening und uu till betw een 2 a n d 3
a. m .—New York Press.
H.
B. G L A I S Y E R ,
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Deputy County Surveyor
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All K intis of Surveying and Mapping, Subdivisions a Specialty
Office: 206 F irst N at. Bank Bldg.
FO R E ST G RO VE
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Phone 806.
Res. Phone 46X.
OREGON
ENTIRE CHANGE NIGHTLY
Showing Best Licensed Films.
Matinee Saturdays and Holidays.
had no lull
in our business,
Popular Prices, 5 and 10 Cents.
- hut will find
time to make
a Photo of You.
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T h e redheaded and dissatisfied board
e r w as a large m an w ith a large a p p e
tite. A fter d in n er he w ent out Into
th e n arro w yard, shook both his fists
ut th e silvery moon, hurled several
Im precations tow ard the congress of
th e sta rs and b u rst forth into a pic
tu resq u e and volum inous flood of abuse
w hich w as devoted entirely to the
laudlady. One of the o th er boarders
w ho had been a t the house a long
tim e, thereby accum ulating a pallid
look and a palate w ith corns on it.
drew n ear tim idly and ventured to ask
w h at th e special kick was.
"W h a t's the m atter?” echoed the
large man. "T h a t old d am e's th e first
w om an 1 ever knew who could lite ra l
ly p ain t food on a p late."—P opular
Magazine.
Star Confectionery in Connection.
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We Are
N e w L in e of A rt.
Experts
Bryant’s Studio
P. O. Block.
Forest Grove.
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CIVIL ENGINEER AND SURVEYOR
Municipal Engineering
Surveying and Subdividing
Phone 482
When you are in need
of watch repairing,
bring it to us. We guar
antee all our work.
SHEARER JEWELRY STORE
FOREST GROVE, OREGON
P R E S S Imprint on your Printing guarantees Satisfaction
T o o M u ch Fo r th e Scot.
A Scottish farm er paid a visit to a
south of E ngland cattle show and
w hile w alking around got talk in g w ith
n n ativ e farm er. N either could well
u n d erstan d w hat th e o th er said. T he
Scotchm an got a little nettled a t th is
ami put it down to the E nglishm an s
stupidity.
“ M au." he said a t iast. "y e r cow s
moo a ' right, an d yer cocks craw quite
plain, b u t I'm ban -“d if I can tnak'
you oot!"—Exchange.
L o o k in g F a r A head.
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W E have
"W h at w as th e b asis of Mr. and Mrs.
FutlU 's sep aratio n ?”
"W ell, you know th eir b aby—th e one
th a t w as born la st m onth?"
“ Yes.”
"F u tlll said he should go to Yale,
and Mrs. F.. who la from B oat»*, In
sisted on H arv ard .’’—New York San.
Abbot Building
FOREST GROVE. OREGON
UNDERTAKING
Em balm ing and
Funeral Directing
FOREST GROVE UNDERTAKIN CO.
J. S. Baxton, Manager
Phone No. 642 Forest Grove, Or.