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T H U R S D A Y , J A N U A R Y 29, 1914
FO R E ST
GRÒVÈ ffiE S S
P A G E SEVENT
Manaco of the C ro w d ed Car.
PUZZLED.
A narrow car. scats filled with per­ other," pointed a pistol at him and* be­
sons attempting to read uewspupers gan pulling the trigger. The young
Oiilc the car swings and jolts along man seized her band and took the pis­
is way. aisles jammed with men and tol away from her, then turned her
omen, boys and girls and tiny chll- over to a policeman.
Effle was taken to a station, whence,
ireu swaying and rubbing one against
the other, coughiug and sneezing, push­ when she gave her name and address,
ing and pressing—wbat a sight for a , her mother was telephoned for. A
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progressive age; what a sermon for the great deal of difficulty was encountered
moralist; what a despair for the stu­ in explaining the matter, but since the
young man she intended to shoot
dent of public health and hygiene!
Endless problems are presented by would not prosecute the’ case Effle was
this picture, seen dally in nearly every returned to her mother’s care.
Mrs. Stanford was at a loss what to
I
right
citizen.
American city. Most important is the
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V e - s
do with the girl. She proposed to send
B o t
menace
to
health
from
the
thousands
Hilbboro was in darkness Sunday-
her to a retreat where she would be
T/-/£-
night, a tree blowing across the elec- i
bacteria hidden in the throats of
G A STO N N EW S
kept from doiiijj any barm and would
D / B e c T / O fy S t\
trie light wires below Beaverton dlsensed “ en “ “ d women and sprayed receive medical attention. But 1 sug
The lights* went out about eight directly into a stagnant air moist and I gested an application o f the theory, j
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unmoving in the absence o f sufficient
A delightful surprise was given to 1 0 c'0<dc Sunday night, and it was means of ventilation. Virulent organ- | “ Like cures like” —in other words, that
Effle be given a real love affair for the
Mrs. Carl Kling, who recently re- about noon Monday when the elcc- j isms are inhaled Into the throats and purpose o f eradicating an imaginary
I lungs of tired workers and tiny babes, one. But this, for the \^aut of a lover,
turned from several weeks’ visit with tr' e' ^ was «again turned on.
yvho form an excellent host for their was easier suggested than carried out. |
relatives and friends in Idaho, by her
r\c
| quick cultivation. The fare for the While we were deliberating Mrs. Stan­
Gaston friends Thursday evening of
N o L a c k of M ustard.
j ride is small, but the cost cannot be I ford said:
last week.
Five hundred was the j
It was an inconvenient time to want estimated In terms of dollars and cents.
“ I f you will make love to Effle 1 will
game and delicious refreshments [ mustard—Sunday at an hour when all —Journal of the American Medical As­
relieve you of all responsibility for
the
delicatessens
in
the
neighborhood
w ere served.
Thse present were: I
sociation.
wbat may follow. If you enu restore |
were closed.
Mr. and Mrs. Magoon, Mr. and Mrs. |
her mental balance you may separate I
“ Still, it Is not so bad as if it were
B o rro w in g M oney.
yourself from her. and she will grad­
A . Bryant. Mrs. Ostrand, Ray Thom­
pepper ur salt or vinegar we need,” the
"W hen one goes to the bank,” we are ually get over i t ”
as. W ill Ostrand, Mr. Landis. Grace woman said, “ because we can get mus­
told, “ he obligates himself to the bank.
“ But, my dear Mrs. Stanford,” 1
Baker, Mrs. James A. Baker, Mr. and tard at the drug store.”
It may be only by a slip o f paper for said. “ Effle may not fancy me, and If 1
M rs. Carl Kling.
When the man went out to see about payment o f some dollars of money, she should and 1 jilted her she might
Mrs. J. W. W escott’s mother, Mrs. it sure enough she was right. Mus­ but there Is danger it will not end shoot me.”
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tard In any quantity desired could be there.” The inference is that when
“ No ____
girl of Effle’s age can resist the
Jsler. o f Gales Creek, is quite ill.
obtained at the corner drug store.
one borrows money he assumes an ob- j attentions of a young man o f yours.
Tw en ty o f the’ young people of
“ We have to keep it for plasters," ligation more than to repay the prin­ And as for shooting you. 1 hope she
Gaston attended the Christian En the clerk explained. "Notwithstanding cipal and interest, which is doubtless w ill by that time have recovered her j
sleavor Convention *n Forest Grove the advance in medical science and often the case, but, assuming the ne- equilibrium, and you will be in no dan­
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Saturday and Sunday. A ll report a neyvfangled methods of treating dis­ | cessity o f borrowing, it Is doubtful if ger.”
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the
transaction
ordinarily
creates
as
ease
hosts
o
f
people
still
pin
their
faith
Curious
to
note
the
effect
o
f
the
1
splendid program and a general up­
to the homely mustard plaster as a pan­ | much obligation to the bank as It does treatment. 1 began at once to show
l i f t from the meetings.
acea for all fleshly ills, and no drug­ { to some accommodating friend. For a
Mrs. Ella Durham and Mrs. Lane, I gist cun afford to let the stock run hank the louning o f money constitutes
Mens Cassimere, made in Ore­
| Its regular line o f business. I t buys
-wife o f Dr. Lane, o f Portland, were out.” —New York Times.
W
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and sells ere lit« and Is supposed to gon all wool suits for only $12.50
guests at the Bryant home
over
at
Bailey’s
Big
Store.
lean or. purely commercial cjnsidera-
C u rious Signs.
Sunday.
A notable sign on one o f Boston’s fioas. I f a person, however, borrows
Mrs. James A. Baker ♦ t e r ta in e d 1
busiest streets bears the remarkable 1 from friends or relatives, the loan Is FO R S A L E — Select Burbank pota­
the elderly ladies at her home Fri-1 legend, “ Cole & Wood, Dealers In always regarded as a personal favor
toes, $1.00 per sack, delivered. H.
day afternoon and the younger set I Wood and Coal,” the members of this calling for favors in return in addi­
N. Robinson. Phone, 0224.
t2 p
•Saturday between three and .five. The firm evidently having an unusually tion to repayment.
— H an n y in St. Joseph N e w s -P r e s s .
Moral: I f you must borrow money
'exquisite refreshments that w e r e ! fine perception o f the “ poetical fitness
and In doing so want to incur the least
Red Letter Day Saturday.
Bring in
served were proof o f Mrs. Baker's 1 o f things.”
possible “ obligation,” borrow from the your book*. A. G. Hoffman &. Co.
In High street, Clifton, Is a sign,
Erne uttie attentions, l nought ner to part with a young fflah Bhe llkei.
skill in domestic science.
bank.—Omaha Bee.
“ Milliner and Modest.”
candy and took her to healthy places Indeed, 1 was slightly disappointed
One o f the McLeod boys, who re­
A New York lawyer named Doolittle
&fîïîîîsssæsr.ï.^i«îïîssîs?îîîJ«îîîKWîssp of amusement. Gradually 1 began to
that she did not show more feeling. 1
cently returned from Canada, is sick once unwittingly entered into partner­
give ¡¡gr ioverllke glances and an occa­ think that my attentions served to
.at his father’s home with the measles. ship with a barrister named Steele, but
sional pressure o f the band. This treat­ bridge over a period between childish
a singular lack o f clients soon became
A fte r the entertainment given by
ment extended over a period of a year, bodily Imperfection and sound woman­
painfully noticeable, and it was found |
when 1 went to another city to begin hood. 1 never saw her again, and a
the Reds o f the Congregational
advisable to dissolve, the name o f the
the practice of my profession.
few years later heard that she had
church last week, which was greatly flrui proving altogether too suggestive
I think that by this time Effle had married an ordinary man whose name
enjoyed by all present, “ Col.” Joe j to prospective patrons.
recovered physically, which also means was not as high sounding as that o f
“ U. Catchem & I. Cheatem, Attor­
McBurney auctioned off caps, and the
mentally, and she parted with me as her Imaginary lover, for it was Jorbna
purchasers were served a swell fe e d ., neys at Law ,” was a sign that had to be
(Open to ell organizations holding regular meet- any girl o f her age might be expected Mudge.
taken down for a similar reason.—St.
The Artisans every Friday evening
ingi in this SçitjçL.
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Louis Post-Dispatch.
this winter are givin g an entertain- j
I bad recently been graduated at a
D e l p h o s L o d g e N o . 36, K. o f
xnent o f games and lunch at the reg-
college o f physicians. During the last
A H um an W a ll.
P .—Meets every Thursday even­
year
o
f
my
course
the
lady
with
whom
ular meeting. You Artisans had
An ingenious method o f preventing
better come out and see what is going the escape o f convict prisoners with­ 1 boarded, a Mrs. Stanford, told me ing in K. o f P. hall. W. C.
•on.
out resort to bolts and bars is used by one day that she was very much trou­ Shuts, C. C .; J. S. Buxton, K. of
R. and S.
Spring is anxiously being looked ! the Dutch authorities in New Guinea. bled about her daughter, Effle.
Here some o f the most dangerous
Effle
was
o
f
a
very
romantic
tem­
i or by members o f the K. P ’s, as they
criminals are confined, but they make perament.
She said nothing about
W ashington L odge N o . 48, I.
are very desirous o f getting their new
no attempt to escape, although there
lodge hall started. They have taken is no wall around the prison. The ex­ what was occupying her mind to her 0. 0. F. — Meets Monday even­
mother, who gained all her information ing o f each week. J. H. Shear­
O f The
in many new members this winter. planation is simple—the penal settle­
from the girl’s friends. Certain school­ er, Noble Grand; R. M. Taylor,
A t their joint instalation o f officers | ment is surrounded on every side by
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mates o f Effle's told Mrs. Stanford Secretary.
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last Saturday evening supper was | cannibal settlements.
that Effle was talking about a lover.
served and a general good time was
He was tall and slender, with fine,
Fearful 1
•enjoyed. The officers o f the Re-
D iamond A ssembly N o . 27 o f
large brown eyes and black, curly hair.
“
You
will
find
this
fellow
a
tough
I
bekahs are: Mrs. J. H. Wescott, no­
His age was about uineteen. His name United Assembly meet in K. P.
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proposition,” warned the merchant
ble grand; Mrs. Archie Bryant, vice­
was Hudolf SL Clair. The informant Hall, the 2nd and 4th Tuesdays
“ Only one man has ever been able to
did not believe that Effle had any such o f each month.
grand; Mrs. E. J, Ward, seci%tary;
C. B. Stokes, M.
collect from him.”
E. J. Ward, treasurer;. Officers o f \ “ Don't worry,” replied the bill col- 1 lover, but that he wus a creature of her A., C. L. Perry, Sec.
the I. O. O. F. are: Fred Oberstein, lector, with a grin; "anything that has imagination.
Effle said that she was used to meet­
noble grand;
H. F. Kramer, vice- been dun can be dun again.” —Cincin­
F orest G rove H omestead N o
ing this lover after school o f an after­
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grand; W illiam Spence, secretary; nati Enquirer.
noon in a certain open square used for 581 meets the 2nd and 4th Tues­
E. J. Ward, treasurer.
H. H. Por­
a public park. Of late the girl bad days in each month.
M em ory.
become very moody, giving indications ter, Pres., W. K. Curtis Sec.
The funeral o f Mrs. Ann M. Grieb- j
“ Now, Elsie,” said the schoolteacher of having some trouble on her mind.
eler, who died while on a visit to her
to a small pupil, “ can you tell me She gave hints to her most intimate
daughter,
Mrs. Frfed Everest, at what memory Is?”
friend, a girl of her own age, that she Cost o f living is mighty high
Hillsboro, last Tuesday, was held here
“ Yes, ma'am,” replied Elsie. “ Mem­ feared Rudolf had become acquainted Trusts are busted— wink your eye
Thursday with interment in the Hill ory is the thing people use when they with another girl who was leading him But why worry— health have we
cemetery.
want to forget what they don’t want away from her.
Trusts can’ t beat Rocky Moun­
to remember.” —Chicago News.
I suggested to Mrs. Stanford that she tain Tea.
Vankoughnet & Reder
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have Effle watched a fter school after­
noons, with a view to discover if she
T o u ris ts H elp Som e.
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H olbrook L odge N o . 30, A.
Tourist—1 am amazed that you can met any man. This was done, and
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manage to live, my good woman, when one afternoon Effle was followed to F. & A. M, — Stated communica­
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your live stock is so scanty. Peasant the park in question. Walking to a tions first Saturday evening o f
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—Oh, It's not very difficult. You see, certain seat she sat down, and present each month.
All visiting Masons
In circuit court in Hillsboro Friday
I have a cow, a goose, a dozen fowls iy her lips were seen to move as welcomed.
J.
W. Hughes, W.
W illiam
Penny, o f Gales Creek, and in summer a couple of tourists.— though talking to some one, though
M .; H. C. Parker, Secretary.
pleaded guilty to maltreating a horse Fliegende Blatter.
not a person was near her.
When this fact was reported to me
and was given a fine o f $50. The
J a m e s B. M a t h e w s , Post No.
I made up my mind that Effle’s brain
crime fo r which he was fined is said
D iscreet Silen ce.
to have been most atrocious.
One
The man who said "Speech is silver, was unbalanced. She had doubtless 6, G. A. R .— Meets first and
seen a moving picture play which she third Wednesdays at 150p. m. [
day during the early part o f last but silence rightly used is wbat makes
was enacting in imagination. Being in K. o f P. hall.
Chas. Knapp, j
year Penny was working a horse be­ golden weddings possible,” expressed
just about to graduate, 1 was well up Adjutant; Patrick Cronin, Com­
a
truth
that
many
young
couples
nev­
longing to his father-in-laW, Lige
in the latest scientific discoveries and
er seem to grasp.
mander.
McCoy, when the animal refused to
theories and had paid much attention
work. Penny then tied a rope to the
to
autosuggestion
or
that
something
Weeds and bad habits are about the
horse’s tongue, and when the animal only things that grow and grow quick­ which impels persons to create disease
F o r e s t R e b e k a h L o d g e No.
M odel F ifteen Linotype
or impressions that have no real ex­ 44, I. O. O. F .—Meets first, third
jerked back the tongue was nearly ly without any help.
istence. Naturally 1 became much ln- and fifth Wednesdays o f r-ach
torn out. The horse was then turned
A T r ifle r C au gh t.
terested in the case. I met one of month in I. O. 0. F. Hall.
Flor-
into the field and was discovered the
“ I don't believe everything young Effle's schoolmates and asked her what j « « “ T s in n ls tn n '
Noble Grand; |
next day, suffering greatly.
on toll
mo." she said
p|ay her friend had most seen and | - -
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men
tell me.”
said.
Penny claimed at first that he was
"But you believe I tell you the truth talked about. 1 was told that it was Margaret I. Mallory, Secretary.
not guilty, and as several hours were when I say that you are the most j one in which a young girl had met a [
spent selecting a jury, he then beautiful girl I have ever seen, dou't | young man with the result o f a lore
W o m a n ’ s R e l i e f C o r p s N o .
affair. The young man jilted the girl, 11. — Meets second and fourth 1
you?”
changed his plea to guilty.
“
Why
should
I?
You
have
probably
and
she
shot
him.
Frank Colfelt, o f Sherwood, was
Thursdays at 2 p. m. in K. o f P. )
1 feared that Effle. following this
fined $200 and costs and given six said the same thing to many another
play, would shoot some man. believ­ hall. Louise Butler, President;
months in jail last week in circuit girl.”
“ No; I have never said that to any ing that he was her recreant lover. I Sophia Smith, Secretary.
court at Hillsboro fo r unlawfully sel­
advised her mother to keep Effle's
other girl.”
lin g liquor. The jail sentence will
room well Inspected for something
“ Really?”
R o s e w o o d C a m p N o . 3835—
not be carried out if be pays his fine
she should not possess. This was done
“ I swear i t ”
R.
N. o f A. meets every first
AU clear and new type faces for particular Business and
and hereafter conducts himself as an
“ But will you think that in s year and a little pistol was found under a
loose board In the closet, with a dozen and third Fridays, at 8. p. m.
honest man.
from now?”
Society Printing. : : : : : :
Job Printing That Satisfies.
Oracle,
cartridges.
Mrs. Stanford gave the Mrs. Dora Emmerson
“ It will defend on you.”
Rull Degunnin, o f North Plains,
Mrs.
Marie
Patton,
Vice-oracle,
cartridges
to
me.
and
after
replacing
“ W’ hy should it depend on me?”
pleaded guilty to givin g liquor to a
“ I f you refuse me I shall continue the powder with charcoal I told the Mrs.Winnifred Aldrich,Recorder
minor, and on the first indictment he
to think you are beautiful. I always I lady to put both pistol and cartridges
was fined $50. On No. 2 and 3 he
back In tbelr hiding place
admire the things I can't have.”
Doable Green Trading Stampe-
was given $200 fine and one year ir.
It was ant long after this that ene
“ Oh. well. I shouldn't wish to have
jail, each, but was placed on parole yon admiring me If I were not youri. evening on the street Effle stepped up en Clothing and Swentert Saturday at A. •
44 Co.
on the last two counts. He also must ■anybow."—Chicago Bacord Herald.
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* y ° un# man
a a j l » I te him. “ I G H “
| cannot I will not give you up to an-
hereafter deport himself as an w)*-
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