V v w-- * - i A ì f i * ? 1 Ort'Bou Historical Society Do your shopping for X M A S- early Watch “ Press” ads j F orest G rove Vol. 5 ress FOREST GROVE. WASHINGTON COUNTY. OREGON. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 27. 1913. COLONEL J. B. EDDY TAKE BACK THE KEGS, THAT’S ALL HE ASKS PASSESIN PORTLAND ‘ I Want My K eg; your XM AS Advertising No. 19 STUBBORN BATTLE WON BY PACIFIC BABIES IN CONVENTION DISCUSS PARENT PROBLEM I Want My It’s time to begin Forest Grove Youngsters Devise Died at Good Samaritan Hos­ K eg; I W ant My Keg,” Ways and Means for Improve­ Indians Defeated in Hardest pital Saturday—Was In Sings Mr. Miller ment o f Parents Fought Contest Seen Here Say boys, you fellows that used to ride out to Banks in an automobile and then walk back, when you got able to walk, where are the kegs that you car­ ried home in the dark? Your friend Mister Miller wants to know and what’s more he’s got your name down in a great big book and if you don’t dig up those kegs he’ s going to charge you good money for ’em. Just listen fellers and hear what Mr. Miller has to say in a recent issue o f the Bank’s Herald; here’s his message: “ I have a number o f empty keggs scattered through the country and any one having one in their possession will please return them to me. $2.00 will be charged up to each keg not returned. Anyone owing me on account will please leave the money at the Washington County Bank, and oblige. J. M. Miller. That sounds almost like a voice from the/ spirit land -shpirit shland—hic—and makes one feel like singing that dear old song entitled “ Coming Through the rye,” does it not? But really boys without any jesting or jesticulating you ought to take those kegs back. Its true that they are awful nice for apple jell and pumpkin marmelade and to bathe baby brother in but Mister Miller needs them. All he wants back is the kegs. He doesn’ t risk you to bring back the stews, nor the buns, nor the blue teas, nor the rolls you have taken from him; oh no, brother, Mister Miller is not that kind of a girl; you can have the buns and the stewB etcetera for cafeteria purposes, but do be good and take back the kegs. Not many days ago there met a con­ vention of more interest to some dear folks than the big National Democratic and Republican conclaves. It was a gathering o f a score of babies who met for the purpose o f discussing the parent problem, and incidentally to stand be­ fore a camera for a group picture. In their baby talk they roasted the fathers to a brown turn for staying out so late at the club and the mothers for not pro­ viding more bonbons instead of grape- nuts and Meilin’ s food. The club was organized by Mrs. Lulu Bain, their nurse, who saw to it at one time injtheir lives that they got plenty of pure fresh air, sleep, food and baths with a liberal sprinkling o f talcum powder; they insisted that Nursie Bain, as they call her. be taken in the group with them. The club boasts o f the fact that one of their number, Miss Margaret Hines, won one o f the big prizes at the eugenics show, while many o f their number received honorable mention: that they were all born in Forest Grove and every one is well and healthy. The youngest member is Miss Ciaribel Whited, aged three weeks, and the oldest Douglas Stewart, aged seven, whose home is in Seattle. There were fifteen members of the club present, and regrets were received from Ciaribel Whited, Wilbur Hard- trampf and Ethel Tucker, o f this city; Douglas and Patricia Stewart, o f Se­ attle; Elda.'and Evered Berdan, of Hillsboro. Those present were: Lyle Paterson, Viola Paterson, Donald Caples, A. Stanley Caples, Marguerite Mertz, Olive Fuqua, Lojs Fuqua. Thelma Hocking, Quentin Stockman, Margaret Hines, Mildred Carmick, Franklin Buhman, of this city, and Hugo Limber, of Vancouver, Wash. They met at the Darling-Ingersoll Studio. At their next meeting their subject will be “ The Abolition of the Shingle,” and Lyle Paterson will lead in the discussion. Employ of S. P. BEGAN JOURNALISM AS BOY Came to Forest Grove in 1899 and Edited Local Paper— Masons Conduct Funeral Colonel J. B. Eddy, a former news­ paper man and well known citizen of Forest Grove, died at the Good Samari­ tan Hospital in Portland Saturday night after a surgical operation. He was about 60 years old. The Masons of this city went to Port­ land in a body Tuesday, and under their auspices Colonel Eddy’s funeral was conducted from Finley’s Undertaking Parlors, with interment in Riverview Cemetery. Colonel Eddy cjm e here in 1899 and purchased the Forest Grove Times, which publication he ran for three years. While here the late Colonel made many friends and was active in the Masonic lodge and always retained local membership. He came out several times a year and met with the local fra­ ternal order. For several years he had been tax and right-of-way man o f the Southern Pacific Railway, and has ap­ peared before the council many times in that capacity. He was born in England but came to America when a boy, and in his teens en­ tered the newspaper field as editor in Ne­ vada. Then he moved to Umatilla County and engaged in farming, and later be­ came a deputy sheriff. For a time he was interested in the Pendleton Tribune, Later he moved to Roseburg and be­ came editor and owner o f a paper, and then went to the Legislature as reading clerk followed by several terms as State RaPway Commissioner. Then in 1899 he came to Forest Grove. He leaves a wife and four children, Sam and Mildred, at home in Portland; Mrs. R. B. Miller, of Eugene, and Mrs. Ewing, o f this city. in Many Moons CHASING DOWN A MAN’S NAME By OR N STACY E. B A K U lit lo v « of i h * c it y Mn«i *«?• S o s tr o n g th a t th e y heed n ot th e f i l l O f th e little b ro w n hou se an d th e plea O f the fu*ga th a t s u m m o n s th e m ail T o the b o a r d —fe s ta l b o a r d ! T h e y m ay roa m T o th e e n d s o f t h e w o r ld , but th e w a y . B e It e v e r s o fa r . m u st lead h o m e On th is d a y ! T h o u g h the fin g e rs that b e c k o n a r e old. Yet th e o n e w h o Is jo u s tin g a field M uet c o m e h u rry in g b a ck t o th e fo ld A n d lay by his la n ce an d hie sh ie ld N o r th in k o f th e to u rn e y a n d f r a y . F o r g e tt in g his p e n ch a n t t o ro a m . A n d ofTet up th a n k s f o r a d a y In his h o m e S i l h i i . 1 . in » o a r d s to fe a st. th e bird a t the T o the w o n d r o u s a r r a y o f tha beat. l>o th ey tell o f the p ilg rim o o m e e a s t 7 D o th e y tell o f th e p ilg rim c o m e w e s t ? W ith the w a n d e r lu s t in him t o roa m . B ut w h o h e a rs --a n d w h o h e a rs to o b e y T h e c a ll W his h ea rt c r y in g . ‘ H orn s On th is d a y '“ T h o u g h f o r g o r m a n d s an d g lu tt o n s t h e ? sing. A ll th e tr o u b a d o u r s best in ou r land. I sh a ll s tr iv e In m y v e r se s to b rin g A ro u se t o th e w a n d e r in g band W h o e a s e in their d a sh fo r the b a y A n d c o m e fro m the la n d s th e y w ou ld ro a m T o th rill to th e lu re o f th e d a y — A nd hom e* LAST GAME OF SEASON In Third Quarter Reds Threaten Collegians’ Goal but Burly’s Boot Saves Day In the hardest fought game in these many, many moons; in fact, not since the proverbial Heck was a wee doglet, has there been such a rip roar­ ing, heck-fer-sartin’, rooting, booting and tooting football fracas as the on* pulled off on the local field last Satur­ day afternoon, when Pacific University hung the Indian Bign on to theChemawa reds, score, 7 to 6. As the score would indicate it was a neck and neck struggle, with Pacific some to the good in the first three cantos and the Indians holding the higfc hand in the last, A slippery, muddy field was inimical to speed, and the longest run of the day was made by VandeBogart when he picked up a mussed forward pass in the first quarter and capered down the veldt for 30 yards, while the co-eds ia the grand stand clapped their hands and shouted, ‘ Go it, Vandy; you’ re aB the candy.” What added to the joys o f the game was a little tango entanglement be­ tween Reehr, the local center, and Paul, his redskin rival. The India* kicked his paleface brother on the right shin and Max didn’t turn his other shin but smote at him. They called each other a few pet names and were given a vacation by the referee. The game began when burly Burling- ham booted the ball to the Indians, wh* ran it back 10 yards, and then by a When Tucker and Whited moved the series o f line bucks and forward passe* household goods of Mister Duffy to reached Pacific’s 20-yard line and tried Hillsboro the P ress writer tried his a field goal but failed. The ball was worst to find out the gentleman’s first carried back, and the quarter ended on name. Bill Tucker didn’ t know; he the visitor’s 15-yard line. said that he had moved Mister Duffy In the second quarter Pacific manipu­ three different times, but be hanged if lated a couple o f forward passes and he could tell; this writer asked Shearer began a steady march down the field, the candy man, a plumber and three battering the almost resistless Indian carpenters, Jake Buxton the undertaker J. D. Mickle, the State Dairy and line. Captain Taylor went over for a and a dozen more. They said they knew Food Commissioner, was in this city touchdown and kicked goal. that his name was Duffy and would yesterday and addressed the High In the third quarter the Indians School on matters connected with his George Kirkwood, a former well swear to it, but that was all. One fel­ scored but their try for goal went low suggested that it was P. M. Duffy work. He has just returned from a known resident o f Forest Grove, died trip to Chicago, New York City and l askew. And they still manifested this at the home o f his daughter, Mrs. W. and his pal replied “ Nope your wrong Bill, your thinking of Pure Malt Duffy, Washington, D. C. At the latter place selfsame spirit in the last quarter, O. Donelson, in Hillsboro, Saturday the old man that lives in a bottle and i he attended a convention of the state which almost resulted disastrously for night. He had been suffering some raises rough houses, and not carpenter and federal pure food experts. Food Pacific. At one time Chemawa reached time with heart disease. Duffy that builds beautiful bungalows.” standards were discussed and a closer Pacific’s danger zone within only two Mr. Kirkwood was born in Scotland And thereupon in despairthe writer fled, co-operation between national and state yards of a touchdown, but the hall in 1837, and in 1856 was married to and fleeing ran across Robert Wirtz, food departments will be the result, i went to the local lads and Burlinghaia Janet Sommerville. They moved to In­ each helping one another in running hooted the ball out iff danger. The diana and from there went to Nebraska. the water man who informed the writer F riends and R eaders : I citizens, and their fine schools and down violators of the food law. Mr. College folks oiight to decorate Burly’s They also lived for a few years in that Thomas Duffy wus right which in homes. This is the Thanksgiving issue of the Mickle and the commissioners from: right boot with pink baby ribbon and Iowa, where Mr. Kirkwood was engi­ the by and large is a rather peculiar P ress , and it is issued with a true Upon my purchasing the plant o f the South Dakota, Illinois, Ohio and Louis­ put it in the trophy room, for that kick fact as Mister Duffy’s parents were neer on a railroad for five years. spirit of thanksgiving. We give thanks Forest Grove Press Publishing Com­ at the crucial moment probably saved In 1892 they moved to Forest Grove, both Irish and he was born in New j to the Great Spirit for the past bounte­ pany I moved the equipment to its iana were made a committee to me­ the day. Jersey. morialize Congress to appoint a com­ where Mr. Kirkwood lived until the ous harvest, and the favorable prospects present convenient location on Main Among the stellar attractions o f the mission that would promulgate a system death o f his wife, which occurred five ! for another record yield for next season. Street. In its new commodious quarters game were Abraham, Ireland and Vande of food standards in the United States. years ago. He then went to make his Civil W ar and Indian Soldier We are thankful for enjoying the privi­ the equipment was arranged with the This week Mr. Mickle arrested a Bogart for the locals and Downie and home with his daughter in Hillsboro. lege o f living in a country so graciously I idea o f expansion. Immediately a job Visits City butcher at Beaverton for selling bad I Scowlole for the visitors. Here’s the Besides this daughter he is survived by blessed with natural advantages as is press and a large quantity of the latest meat. He plead guilty and was fined | way they lined up: a son in Indiana Mr. Kirkwood was Forest Grove and Washington County, type faces, borders, etc., were added to William Imbler and wife, o f Kirks- $25 and costs. The commission is after I Pacific, o f a jolly disposition, and he will be Position. Chemawa. viile, Missouri, arrived in this city last a country settled with such congenial the former excellent equipment. Since scores o f restaurants, hotels and meat Ireland..................R E I, missed by the old boys. R E L. McDonald I citizens, a community where cultural then from time to time we have added the markets over Oregon for violations. | Burliogham .... Funeral services were held Tuesday week to visit his cousin, Mrs. Nancy B. pursuits are so highly developed, where ... R R T T L L .................... Nix latest and most serviceable type faces, at Hillsboro at 10 o ’ clock, and at the 1 Hall, on Fifth Street. He was accom­ there are so many strong churches, ex­ borders, etc., for all kinds o f commer­ These places o f business are graded if Moroney .......... R R G G L L Johnson panied by Mr. and Mrs. Edward Imbler, in perfect condition 100 per cent 40 for Reehr ................ Portland crematorium at 1 o ’clock. C..... ........ C......................... Paul cellent schools and truly American cial and society printing o f the proper o f Portland. Edward Imbler is a equipment and 60 for methods or the „L 1- G G R R Fields J homes. And above all we should real- style and appearance, and for effective way they are kept, and Mr. Mickle says Rasmussen brother of Mrs. Hall: Bump Appointed Guardian Donaldson L L T T R R Patrovicb William Imbler is a Civil War veteran j ize and be thankful for the truly won­ advertisement display. that the Beaverton shop only averaged Atelson L L E E K R ......... Lane The County Court has appointed M. 1 and went through the four-year conflict derful possibilities still undeveloped. I My policy you can tell by reading the 13 per cent, and many establishments ! Taylor iCapt. ). Q Downie (Capt.) B. Bump as guardian of the person and without a scratch; however, when he have faith in the citizens o f this com- P r e s s is always progressive, absolutely are almost equal in their perversity I Abraham R H L........ R. Adams estate o f William C. Geiger, with bonds served as a soldier in the Dakotas dur­ ! munity; I am convinced o f the worthi­ independent, giving the same fair treat­ He is working in conjunction with the I Tupper......... L H R V. Adams fixed at $1200. Geiger is the man who ing Sitting Bull's career he was consid­ ness of the country itself, and honestly ment to all sides o f any question. It is women’s clubs of Oregon and will soon 1 VandeBogart ..... F ............ Scowlole shot C. B. Stokes, a resident o f Forest erably shot up. His father and four believe that in the coming few years my aim to make the P ress the people’s lecture before them at Eugene, Corval­ Grove, in the leg early in the year. brothers went through the war un­ great changes will be in progress. paper, a true representative o f all the Referee, C H. Currey. Umpire, D. lis and La Grande. “ It ia not so much Geiger owns 72.81 acres o f land south harmed, and he was on duty when the New citizens, new railroads, new enter­ people of Forest Grove and Washington Head Line- I or- iiave ordered adniuonal equipment lo P. E. &. E. would turn the electric cur ' at Granger, Washington where I* pointed guardian of Geiger, but re­ and the North Pacific Fire & Lumber fu se! to qualify. C. B. Buchanan, Company o f Baker Ore. by which the est Grove on account o f the prosperous the value o f *3,^-0, including the very rent into their lines within ten days. knocked down 91 head o f cattle for tl: George Hancock and S. G. Hughes were latter accepted the Carsten site for a appearance o f this city, o f the evident latest model o f linotype machines, a Preparations are being pushed to have average price o f over $190.00 each. appointed appraisers o f Geiger’s estate. new mill. It is said that the payroll wonderful production o f the sui round­ real line-casting linotype like is in use the line in operation by the first o f the One brought $ln00 and the total amount year. will be $7500. ing country, the progressiveness o f its (Continued on Page Five) — The Independent. was $37, ( 0), LIVED HERE FOR YEARS — GEO. KIRKWOOD DEAD HOT AFTER VIOLATORS IS MICKLE THE FOOD MAN LATEST MODEL LINOTYPE WILL BE INSTALLED ABOUT DECEMBER 20 T h e V ery Last W o rd in T y p e Casting Machines W ith Other N ew Equipment, W ill Make the “ Press’ ’ Plant the Largest and Most U p-to-D ate in County j I I