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About Forest Grove press. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1909-1914 | View Entire Issue (July 3, 1913)
FOREST GROVE PRESS, EOREST GROVE, OREGON. THURSDAY, JULY 3, 1913. HE WAS GERMAN Hans, the Cobbler, the Name He Answered To. Short Items of Intereit Concerning people you may be interested in. Irvan Noble, o f the Grove, visited at the Roe farm at Wapato last week. Orvil Hutchins, a clerk in Russell’s Shoe Store, visited his parents in Fir Grove Sunday. Nevin McLain and son Cenith have returned to their home in this city after a three months visit in Canada. Justice Hay o f Kansas City section was in Forest Grove this week. Ivan Noble left last week for Portland to work for the North West Trust Company. Mrs. H. Sessman and nephew, o f Vernonia are visiting with relatives in the Grove this week. Mrs. Rose Olmsted and child ren returned home last week from a two weeks visit in Port land. Elmer Hamilton o f Cansas city was in tuwn Sunday. Mrs. C. Hagele o f Idaho has moved to this city to stay with her sister—in —law Mrs. Rags dale. Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Good, Car mel Good and wife and Mrs. Ragsdale and daughter of this city took an auto trip to Hillsboro Sunday. Miss Edna Blanke of this city left for Timber last week to visit her sister. Miss Ruth Haines has returned to this city after her visit at Gearhart. The Misses Grace Thomas and Helen Boldrick o f this city visit ed at Abraham’ s farm in Patton Valley Sunday. Miss Liola House left for Port land Wednesday to attend the State Christian Endeavor Con vention. Mrs. F. C. Taylor o f this city was in Portland Friday attend ing a Missionary Convention. William Weitzel o f this city visited at Portland Monday. R. W. McNutt and wife of Cornelius visited with C. S. Mc Nutt and family o f this city Sat urday. Paul Baker and wife of Brownsville are visiting friends in this city. Miss Helen Bishop of this city is visiting friends at Corvallis this week. Mr. and Mrs. W. A. Sargent o f Gales City were in this city last week. D. D. Sage and family have moved to the Hubbard farm near Dilley. Hon. Ira I'urdin and daughter, o f Thatcher, were Grove visitors, Tuesday. Orval Hutchins, has bought the Alexander property on Sec ond Ave. Thompson of this city was in Portland this week visiting his profiler Marion I hompson who BREAKS INTO SOCIETY f ou vhlll fflf a l*®tle party 1 ▼hill bring * her oop und we shall haf more fun ----------- -- ash seven goats und a monkey. You But Dinkm an’* Phono0raph Ruins His can Inwlte ten peoples, und dot vhlU be Reputation st Home and Abroad, «odety. Go und speak to your w ife ’ Uk:!Mi!!ti!i!>l!)!i!l!.,i!!lltl; llili!!lllll!Jln:!,'!liliil!! lilHlll!llltll:Ulllllll!!!<!i IlllUIUdlliiUllUiliilllUil Special Rates Via Oregon Electric Railway John C. Wilson, o f Fir Holm was a business visitor to this city Reduced Trip Rates to A ll Points Then H ans Shows How Thoy Troat >boudt her ” Tuesday. “Shokers“ In tho Fatherland. | Mr- Dinkman Speaks. Byron Smith, was a visitor to I talk mlt my w ife for half an hour, Fourth of July B y M. Q U A D . und she says It vhas all righ t A fter the metropolis, the last day of IC opyrlgbt, 1913, by A ssociated Literary washing and Ironing all day und mind the week. P ress) ing der dog und der baby she likes so Tickets on Sale July 2, 3, and 4th. Final Return O M ETIM ES I belief I vhas one ciety In der envenlngs. Dot pleases Mark Cox, o f Gales Creek, Mr. Dinkman, uud Ice cream und big fool, ebust ash my w ife was a business visitor to this Limit July 6th. Minimum charge 50 cents. shpeak a leetle politics, his w ife und says. city, Monday. 1 like to be a bit swagger, und phonograph, und I haf eight more 1.00 Forest G rove to Portland and Return Ulla Hanna, was attending to so I haf some gas meters put Into my peoples. After we haf som e beer und g tee cream und shpeak a leetle politics business matters at the county cobbler shop to make him a swell Mr. Dinkman stands oop und says: W o rld ’s Christian Citizenship Conference. Tickects on sale place, uud she rhus In only six days seat, Monday. “ Ladles uud shentlemen, dis party F inal return limit July 7. June 3 0 to July 6. ▼ lien a man com es In uud looks at her vhas glfen by Hans und his w ife to be Earl Batman, o f Gales Creek, mit a candle und says: In society und haf more shoes to cob was a Forest Grove visitor, Mon “ Vbell. cobbler, 1 take feefty cent ble. She vhas a phonograph party, Forest G rove to Salem and return $ 2 .5 0 from you for gas." day. und vhen she vhas oafer Hans vhlll Salem Cherry Fair. Tickers on sale July 2, 3, 4 and 5. I paid him. und be goes avhay, but Andrew Boos, o f Seghers, was In one week another man comes in surely be In der sw im ." Final return limit July 7. D ot makes me und my w ife und greeting his friends here, Satur shust der same und says dot bill vhas eaferbody else feel good, und Mr. 45 cent und he must c o lle c t 1 paid Dinkman stands out som e more like a day. him. und he snys all right und goes leetle mans und snys: For time of trains or other information ask any Howard Lilly, o f Gales Creek, uvliay. hut la three days dot third man "W e shall now listen to dot song o f Oregon Electric Railway Agent or traded with the local merchants, com es lu und says der gas bill vhas GO ‘Der Sweet By and By,’ nsh sung by cent. 1 don't see bow she vhas, und my friend Hans a few dnys ago. I like Monday. I don't vbant to pay, but be points bis to haf eaferbody keep still und shed J. E Pal mer, W . C . Wilkes Mrs. Vannoy o f Dilley, was finger at me uud yells out: Ag<*nt Oregon Electric Railway, A . G . F. F. and P. A . some tears." “ i f you don't pay, oudt comes dot lie stands back, und der ma'cbino B. H. Crozier Forest Grove, shoping in this city, Monday. meter, uud I sue you nine tim es!" goes off. und in ten seconds my hair A . G . P. A . Orego Mr. Callahan, o f Gaston, was Dot scares me. und I pay. but I go , tnlld„ w p Dot w olce vh a i shu8t Ilke § to dot little tailor und tells him about looking after business affairs in my w olce, though It sings some songs It it nil ask him how she vhas. I neffer heard. It vhas all about how this city, the first o f the week. “ Huns, you vhas some chum ps!” he I met som e yoong womans by der l.iiii!iiiiiiiii;iii!!iiiiiiiiiii:iiiii:'!!!iiiiiiii;!i!i!Hii!:iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.iìiiii<i:iiii:!!ii;!:::ii;iiiiiiii:ii!iiiiiii:iiiiiii!iiiiittiiiiiiHiiiiiiiii! C. L. Perry, o f this city, who says. “ X opody com es for der gas bill i moonlight und der elder mill und how but once a month. Dose chaps vhas my heart vhas breaking If she doan’t was operated upon a couple of j fly avhay mit me. Und vhen dot song weeks ago in a Portland hospital | ends opp It makes me say dot my old SUMMERING AT for appendicites was compelled [ womans vhas crosseyed und redhead- i ed und I like her to fall down a well. to undergo another operation last Eaferbody looks at me und can’t make Friday. From latest reports he ! him o u d t und der old womans says is now past the critical stage, she will see me later about dot moon light peesness. and will doubtless soon be restor W o r s t Y e t to C o m e . ed to health. “ Nature’s Playground” as (hsse beaches have been called, I feel dot I like to be a t'ousand Frank Johnson, o f the Watt are now open for summer victors. New hotels, with all | miles avhay und hit Dinkman mlt a club. But der baddest vhas still to section, was a business visitor to modern conveniences, cosy cottages, camping grounds and come. Der machine winds oop by any- this city, the first o f this week. I Ing dot Sing Sing vhas my home, und Nels Johnson, o f Spring Hill dot I don't care for nobody nor not tings so long ash I can get nil der farm, was a Grove visitor, Tues Leaving Portland daily......... .............................. 8:45 A. M. whisky I like to drink. I vhns so mad day. Mr. Johnson was at one “ • “ E .cep t Sunday...............1:20 P .M . 1 like to go oafer und kick It all to time mayor o f this city, but pieces, but my old friend Schmlt steps oop to me und says: has lived on his farm for the 5 Hours "Ilan s. you vhlll sit dow n some more past few years. und keep a lectle still. If you vhns Business men can leave Saturday afternoon and arrive at some villains In disguise, und it seems Mrs. McRobert, o f Gales Creek beach points in time for dinner, spend the evening and like you vhns. It vhns time der poobllc Sunday with the family and return to Portland Sunday was shopping at the F’orestGrove knows about her. I haf known you night without loss o f time from business. stores, Monday. feefteen years, und I belief you vhas a Rober. hardworking mans, but it M. S. Allen has moved into his ROUND TRIP FARES FROM PORTLAND “ 1 HAK TO KICK YOU TEN TIMES." seems I vhas deceived. I like to go out new quarters in the I. 0 . 0 . F. Season tickets on sale daily . . . $4.00 some sharpers, und you vhas swindled, und get a policemans und haf yoa building on North First Avenue. hut If any more comes you shall give sent to shall!" W eek End (for return Monday) . $3.00 Und den Dinkman puts In nnd says This new building is one o f the 'em der boot." Corresponding low fare3 from other points. Vliell, dot“ 'vhas all right, und I go he hears me shpeak a poem Into dot handsor.est business blocks in avhay und sat dow n lu my shop. No- | machine at 12 o’clock at night, vhen I Call for our brand new folder “ Tillam ook County Beaches” F'orest Grove, and Mr. Allen has i body com es for ten days, und den a should be borne und In bed mit my an ideal location for his hard man walks in mlt a caudle und looks ' wife. Dot poem vhns called “ Bingen Folders and full information from any S. P. on der Rhine.” und he says I haf tears Agent or at ware and implement business. ; dot meter In der eye und says: "Cobbler. I haf to make dot bill for | In my eyes ash I speak him. lie likes enferybody to listen vhlle dot machine The new bungalows of Attor t.(HX) feet ills month." City Ticket Office "D ot vhas all K. O.," I says nsh 1 goes ahead. Maybe 1 vhas not sooch a ney Graham and J. E. Loomis, bad mans dot I cannot be reformed. stands oop. “ und I haf to kick you ten £0 Sixth Street, Cor. Oak located on South Main street are times for a swindler." F e lt L ik a F a in t in g . nearing completion, and are orn- Vhell, dot machine goes along, und 1 * JOHN M. SCOTT A L a w y e r C o m e s. General Passenger Agent a nents to that part o f the city. I g if him some boots, und he goes tell you I vhas like fainting avhay In my chair, it vhns sooch awful lan Portland, Oregon Sam Short, o f upper Gales avhay, hut lu tw o hours a lawyer guage dot enferybody turns pale und , comes uud says It shall cost me $10 | stands oop. und vhen I calls out to stop ; Creek section, was down in the for kicking der gas man. I send for her Carl Schmlt stands oop und w afes valley, Monday, trading with the i dot little tailor, und he comes un(j I his bnnd to me und says: ] says; Forest Grove merchants. "Cobbler, 1 demand dot you keep s $ Tillamook County Beaches Doi&la D a lly Train Service Beaches Reached in “ O f course. Vhnt a fool you vhas! quiet! Now dot 1 aee vhat a villains you vhas, I vonder dot you don’t cut your w ife's throat some night! Keep it oop. Mr. Dinkman. Let us know der worst about dis mans!” Und Dinkman vhas so tickled dot he can't stand still. Dot phonograph makes me slug und sw ear some more, uud It makes fun at all my friends und says 1 shall run avhay from my w ife next week. It sings und swears uud whoops uud yells, und by und by It calls out to all der peoplea In a loud voice: “ Hello, you crow d o f Dutch dufTers! only some cabbage head. I goes by How you vhas? I like to see how you dot little tailor und tell him, und be you would all look In som e dime mu seums!” say»: Mit dot eaferbody shumps oop to ‘ Vhell, I neffer see sooch hayseeds. Can’ t you tell some swindlers vhen go avhay, und my old womans falls you see him? If somelxjdy else comes dn" * ' und wants to die right off. My mlt a package you shall gif him der frt,’ uds Dinkman like to go avhay mlt grand bounce.” der rest, but I catch him by der neck I goes home und puts on some In ! ,,nd Hn7 ‘- “ My friend, I vhlll now speak some wtslhle patches, und In four days n man comes In ag'ln mlt a package nnd more Into dot phonograph. She vhas a wonderful machine. Y’ ou vhas a a tmok. "V here vhns dot Hans, der cobbler?" shoker. und dot machine vhas a shok- er. Ha. ha!" "R ight here." says I. Rsbukos the Joker. "Vhell. you sign dis book und g if me 50 cents for a package from Boston.” “ H ow you mean?" says Dinkman. “ You vhas a wlllaln," 1 says, "und "I meant dot I vhas som e shoker, I shall g if you some grand bounce to too. und 1 now g if yon anodder song. ■1o you good.” She vhns called ’ How Dinkman Goes Outdoors.' und I show you how she M a k e s A n o th e r M ista ke . I hit dot man on der chin nnd pull works." his hair und boot him. nnd be don’t j Und I take dot shoker by der neck light linck. In one hour 1 know he again und slam him around und bang vita» all right, nnd dot package vhas him oop till he yells for mercy nnd sole leather, und If 1 don't gif him says he vhns sorry und vhlll neffer be sefen dollar I vhns In state prison for j tunny again. life Vhen 1 see dot little tailor I ,Ie ,e,la * M der peoples dot It vhas blows him oop. hut be laughs und onlT 8ome shokes, but nobody believes says: him. nnd dot my w ife vhas fainting " i f you can't tell soniepody from "vh ay almost all der tlmei It vhas aw- somepody you hnd better hang your tul bad for me. I doan’t get Into some »elf!” society, und I doan't haf som e shoes to Miss Groce Roswurm, of Vim don't do nottings to some swln- ! dlers. but vlieu der honest man comes Council Grove, Kansas, is visit you kick him. You vhas a lucky man ing at the home o f her uncle, to get out o f It for $10." Some other day a man comes Into Walter Roswurm, in this city, my shop mlt a package und a book. and will remain during the sum 1 nnd he calls oudt: mer. Mr. and Mrs. Iiooswurm "V has dis Flans, der German cob have taken the young lady for bler?” “ She vhas,” I says. several trips around through “ All right. Sign ills book nnd glr Washington county, and she is me 70 cents for a package from Chi charmed with our pine clad hills cago by express.” lie gets his money und goes avay, and verdant valleys. uud vben 1 open dot package she vhas Mr. and Mrs. Sam Wiest and a party o f friends, o f Portland, motored out Sunday and spent the day with Mrs. Wiest’s sister, Mrs. L. M. Sparks. H. G. Johnson and family o f ... _ A , , _ . Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Adams, the Grove were to Vancouver Qf Vancouver, Washington, over Sunday visiting h.s brother. motored out to this cityi Sunday> YV. McEldowny has dug out his for a ahort call. Mr. Adams was poplar tree in order to build. at one tjme engaged in the rmr- Miss Bernice Via o f Buxton is cantile business in this city. He visiting her grandmother Mrs. I js now president o f a bank at Via, in this city. Vancouver. Charles Kelly and family have Miss Marie Staehr, o f Portland, moved into the ( ipe house on Spent Sunday with her parents. Second Ave. Mr. and Mrs. K. N. Staehr, in Miss Mabel Patton is visiting this city, at the H. De Boest home at „ „ Jam f, Teecanlo„ a„ d urn' ^ Mrs. Amos Mead, of Green Mountain, was a guest the past week o f the Roswurm and Van- Antwerp families in this city. HE “B ut how can I he society7" I says. “ Shout ash easy ash grease. Do you know vbat some phonographs vhas 7” “ Seems to me I bear aboml her, but I dunno. Does she Hafe 10 per cent In fuel?” “ No, no. She vhas som e machine like a Corn shelter. You shpeak In der hopper, und your wolce com es back to you. I haf one at my house, und If son, Charles, o f Yamhill county, ^ave been visiting Mrs. Tee- jfnrden’s parents, Mr. and Mrr. u arry Nauffts, in this city, the |)ast fortnight. Professor J. M. Garrison, Hogue Sexton, who has been keeper o f the capitol grounds at wor|tjnff the past few months Salem, was visiting friends in ¡n the Independance county, this city the last o f the week. came Saturday to visit his par- » William VVevton, o f Portland, ents. Mr. and Mrs. Al Sexton, in this city. was in this city over Sunday. Den my old frendt Dlnkmsn com e to say to me: "Hans. 1 tell yon vhat vhas der mat ter. You don’t make society enough Society means peesness. I>er more so rlety der more peesnees. i f y0n enter- tain society In der envenlncs society brings you shoes to mend by d a y lig h t” I ® end next d*-T- und Carl Sfhm lt •*YS I l«>se my reputation nnd brings up In j Pr**0" foe der rest o f my days. j ” Puisfing Answer, “ Have yon sold all those stockings?" “ No; I have them still on my hands." j —U pplncott'a Magazine. Great Red Plague Help Fight the Citizens o f the state are urged to inform themselves regarding this plague which is causing great suffering among boys and young men and especially among the innocent girl? and women o f the state. Parents are urged to protect their children, and provide clean, wholesome information in place o f the unclean misinformation they cannot now help getting. Such instruction will be found in the following Free Circulars For Young Men Circular No. 2 — The Four Sex Lies. Circular No. 9 — Sex Truths for Men. For Older Boys (13 to 18 yrs. of age) Circular No. 8 — Virility and Physical Development. For Younger Boys (10 to 13 yrs. o f age) Circular No. 7 — The Secret o f Strength. For Girls Circular No. 4 — A Plain Talk with Girls about their Health. For Young Women Circular No. 1 0 — Physical Development, Marriage and Motherhood. For Parents Circular No. Circular No. Circular No. Circular No. 1 — The Need for Education in Sexual Hygiene. 3 — When and How to Tell the Children. 5 — A List o f Books for Use in the Family on Sex. 1 8 - How One Boy Was Instructed in Sex Matters and What Happened. Illustrated. Send 2-cent stamp with your address to Department D The Oregon State Board of Health 720 Selling Building, Portland, Oregon A p plicant* are k in d ly asked to select o n ly th ose circ u la r s fo r which they have a defin ite use. T hese w ill be » la d ly sent. Contractor House Moving and Repairing. E. A. DIXON We have the best equipped outfit in the county. Pitone 876 Foresi Grove, Ore. Brick. Sloe* and Concrete Work Let us figure on your work. | r.z Ss Ü E2