FOREST GROVE PRESS, FOREST GROVE. OREGON, THURSDAY. JUNË 26, 191!
BASEBALL STRATEGY.
SHE MET THE SULTAN.
A Game T h a t W as W on by Tw o P la y ­
ers and a L iv e Snake.
But W ily Reschid Pasha Fooled tho
L a d y and the Monarch.
Tommy Tucker lost a game for A certain Countess of Londonderry
W ashington to Chicago once and start­ wanted to meet the Sultan Mahmud
ed a battle all because of a trick Bill II.. to whom no European lady hud
Dalilen and Bill Kverett put up on him. been presented, but Lord Fotwonby,
Tom never did like snakes, ludeed. the British am bassador, refused to
he held them In abhorrence, and In trill*» with precedent. Lady London­
some way Dalilen discovered this. derry then had a talk w ith Uesohid
W ashington was to play Chicago that Fastia. the Turkish m inister for for­
afternoon, mid during the morning eign affairs. The wily iteselild, desir-
practice on the west side grounds Dab- j ing to do his best for lier ladyship,
leu and E verett discovered a sm all umde known to the sultan tliut u lier-
son had arrived at Constantinople with
gartersuuke and treasured it up.
Along In the fourth tuning Everett a wonderful collection of most valu­
cracked out a hit. and as soon as he able Jewelry for sale and ventured
landed on first base Duhleu. Ignoring humbly to suggest th a t ills im perial
his uslial custom, ran out to couch, and m ajesty might like to see the gems.
{ a moment later he slipped the harmless The sultan was interested, aud an in­
little reptile to Everett, who dropped it terview Mas arranged, but Kesehld
merely tolil Lady Londonderry th at she
into Tucker's hip pocket.
would be presented and th a t the sul­
Tommy discovered the snake Just as j tan.
having heard of the fam e of her
the pitcher was delivering the ball
had particularly requested
and. with a yelp, he deserted first base. ' Jewelry,
The batter hud hit to the shortstop, that she would put it all on wheu she
T he gratified lady did so.
who gathered up the ball on the run l came.
On her arrival at the palace Kesehld
and started to throw to second. lent Pashn
Lady Londonderry
was too late and threw tow ard llrst. into the conducted
presence of the sultan. H er
Tommy was tw enty feet olT the base. dress
glittered w ith diamonds, pearls,
Jumping up and down and hunting for turquoises
other precious stones.
something with which to kill that "Pekkel!” and
("Good!") said the sultan
snake, and the hall went to the stands as Lady Londonderry
oourtesied. “She
and Chicago scored four runs before j lias magnificent Jewels.”
tile inning ended.
(to the lady)—Ills m ajesty
Tucker protested wildly, but the um ­ Reschid bids
you weieome.
pire couldn't find anything about graciously
Lady Londonderry bowed nnd ex­
Feed Mill will run every
snakes In the rule book and let It go pressed
her thanks in French, the lan­
at that.
day in the week.
guage used by Reschid.
Reschid (Interpreting)—She snys she
Wholesale and Retail
has other jew elry, but could not put
GET IN THE SUNSHINE.
all.
Bran,Shorts, Rolled Oats, Ground Then Profit by the Shadow s In W hich on Sultan—Ask
bor w bat is the price of
Lingered.
that diamond necklace.
Oats, Ground Wheat, Cracked If you are You tu H m ave
hurry don’t get behind Reseliid—His m ajesty inquires w heth­
Wheat, Cracked Corn, Whole a lame man. “ Hitch
chariot to a er tills is your first visit to C onstanti­
Wheat and Corn, Middlings and star." Beware of the your
sneerer and the nople?
Seek the man who believes ill Lady Londonderry—This Is my first
several kinds of Hard Wheat scoffer.
that are good and who Is trying visit, and I am delighted.
Flour, Sack Twine and Sacks, tilings
to make everything else better by Reschid (to sultan)—She asks n mil­
itay and Vetch Seed.
lion of piasters.
deeds and words.
hat is too much.
Come
Into
the
sunshine
for
a
little
Give us a call when in need. while. It is a good world after all. Sultan—T
Rescind (to Lady Londonderry)—H is
Toil have had hard luck, ill health and m ajesty asks w hether you have seen
hard
blows, but open your ledger and the mosques. If not, he offers you a
Forest
Grove,
Ore
li;d Phone 50x
see if the credit doesn’t overbalance firman.
Lady Londonderry expressed her
the debit side
lie frank with yourself and see how thanks.
ti
much of the debits can be charged to Sultan-V .'liat price does she put on
R
your own fault—a lack of foresight, that set of turqitoispN?
Reschid (to I.ady Londonderry)—His
(rusting the untrustw orthy, overreach
lug selfishness, stupidity, extravagance, m ajesty says that perhaps you would
failure to learn by experience or re­ like to take a walk In the garden.
Lady Londonderry expressed lier
fusal to profit by advice.
Take a few precious moments for thanks acd said she would like to see
«i
self examination. Don't mourn because the im perial garden. ,
Reschid (to suIluni-S he says 400.000
some one who started in life with few
piasters.
er
advantages
than
you
had
lias
done
ï • ? , ?
so much better. Think of those you Sultan—T ake her aw ry. 1 shall not
have left behind In the race. Tours give such prices.
must be a hopeless cast* if yon are last Rescind ito Lady Londonderry)—His
m ajesty graciously expresses satisfac­
in line.
tion
at having made your acquaint­
Happiness
Is
from
within,
not
from
AD V ERTISE IT ! Not once,
ance.
without.
No
greater
happiness
can
be
timidly and penny-wise ! But
found than that which comes from the 1 ady Londonderry courtesled low nnd
as often as needed - a n d a
sweet
content of right thinking, right withdrew from bis m ajesty's presence
showing of FACTS about it
living and a good conscience. Try it. to visit the garden with the am iable
which will unfailingly interest
See how warm and inviting its sun­ nnd courteous l'esehid. and afterw ard
the probable purchaser! M ake
shine is.—John A. Sleit her In Leslie's. slie had a delightful story to tell to her
friends of tlie kindness with which the
i t the best advertised r e a l
sultan had received her.
estate in the city—for a little
Applied Leg al T a c tics.
A gray haired lawyer enjoyed a
w hile—and your buyer will
Long D raw n O ut Election s.
laugh at tlie expense of his friend, an
seek you out and quickly close
No com plaint with regard to undue
uptown bank cashier, the other day.
the transaction !
The youngest member of the law limitation of polling time was possible
firm, also known to the cashier, think­ In the old parliam entary days. The
ing possibly to make the latter the danger was th at polling m ight be pro­
for a fortnight or a month.
butt of a practical joke, had attem pted longed
without success to change a counter­ Drastic action to bring the polT to u
close once provoked a riot In the W est­
feit fifty cent piece a t the window.
Told of the Incident an hour later m inster division of London. At the
the elderly lawyer reached Into his general election th at began on April
pocket and drew out a uuiuber of 23. 1741. the tw o W estm inster minis­
terial candidates were on tlie fifth day
coins..
Embalming ar.d
of polling well ahead, but an opposi­
"W
hen
you
are
weak
on
any
one
Funeral Directing
party of electors approaching the
point," lie said, as he selected $1.30 tion
hustings in great force, tlie high bailiff
from the handful, "try burying It un­ (who
favored the m inisterialists) de­
as much oilier evidence as may be
FOREST GROVE UNDERTAKING CO. der
th at he feared a riot and closed
adjudged relevant—In short, let me clared
poll. The bnfiled voters rioted and
have that bad half—confuse the ques the
J. S. Buxton, Manager
were called out. The high
tion at issue. Here. Jim m ie.” calling the m ilitary
had afterw ard to apologize on
an ofilee boy, "take tills change down bailiff
Phone No. 642 Forest Grove, Or.
bis knees to tlie speaker and pay a
to Mr — , the cashier, and get a two heavy
tine.
dollar hill."
And the boy did - New York Sun.
An E a r ly Postal Exp erim en t.
S. lilllcr once rei t-i' cd a letter which
As
long ago ns the seventeenth cen­
W
udna
Su
it
the
K
ilt.
took live years to reach him. In 17113
tury the attem pt was m ade to prepay
tin- national convention created the au ­ In the early days of the territorial letters
using stam ps, in 1(133 I’arls
thor of "The Robbers-’ a French cltl- army there was a boom in recruiting tried a by system
th at even provided pil­
ji.'ii as a tribute of adm iration for the for It. In one part of the highlands al­ lar boxes for the
letters, which were
most
every
man
In
the
district
joined
revolutionary ideas expressed In that
to
have
a
billet,
price
1 sol, attached to
the
local
battalion
of
"kilties,”
and
the
work. The clerk charged with the dis­
letter or parcel. The exis*rinient
patch of tills civic diploma addressed men were signed on without medical the
the usual experience of the pio­
the cover to "»'Iforeii Gllle.” and examination, it being quite usual In met
neer-ridicule.
Mice were dropped into
some
country
districts
to
w
ait
until
the
Schiller did not receive it until 1708.
the
letter
boxes,
aud when the letters
antiunl
camp
before
medically
exaniln
On Its receipt he wrote: "This docu­
to be collected It was found that
ment lies come to me from the king­ Ing recruits On arrival In cam p It was i-atne
anim als had made a hearty meal of
dom of the dead. Dnnton anil Clavier© noticed that one man was wearing the the
A« nobody could be sure of tlie
attested it. The covering letter Is sign­ trews at drill Instead of the regulation them.
fate
of
tlie parcels, the experiment
kilt.
and.
being
asked
the
reason,
he
ed by Roland. - All three have passed
explained that lie bad left Ills kilt at enme to a sudden end.
aw ay.”—London Chronicle.
home “Why on earth did you do
M aeterlinck on tho Futuro.
that?" Inquired Ids company officer
"Weel. ye see. sir." replied the.recruit, M aeterlinck In his Ixmk called “L©
Rough on the M inister’s Son.
’I'm afraid I wudmt suit the kilt Mort" says of the m ystery of the after
Willie, aged live, was one day sent verra
weel. ns I’ve got a wooden leg.” death th at outside of the religions
sway from the diuner table for misbe­ —G(gsgow
there are four im aginable solutions
News.
havior. He went Into the kitchen, and
and no more. These are total annihila­
the maid said:
tion. survival of our consciousness of
Synonym ous.
"W illie. I’d be asham ed to he sent ft was Springer's
today,
survival w ithout any sort of
afternoon
off.
and
away from the table, ns hlg a boy as lie thought I k * would take the children consciousness,
survival with universal
yon are.”
consciousness or with n consciousness
a little outing.
••Well, th a t’s w hat a fellow gets for for “My
dear.” he said, approaching his different from th at which we possess
being horn In n preacher's family.” re- wife, “siiptsise
[oined the little fellow.-C'hlcago News. to the zoo today.” we take the children In this world.
T h e Joke on Fath e r.
"W hy. Will, yon promised to take
In H is Defense.
She
had
refused lilin, nnd he waa "all
them
to
m
other's.”
“D aughter.” called the father from "All right, if It's .ill the sam e to the In.”
Ills position at the top of the stairs a t children.”
"Reconsider. Annie.” he begged, “ i f
- Llppincott's.
the well known hour of 11:53 p. m..
you don't I'll blow my brains out.”
“doesn't that young roan know bow to
"nub.” said Annie, “that would be a
An Exception.
say good night?”
hen people w ant some quiet; rest­ good Joke on father, for he thinks you
"Does he?" echoed the yonng lady in ful "W topic
they alw ays mention the haven't any.”—Ladies Home Journal.
the darkened ball. "W ell. I should
gay he does!” -L ad!es' Home Journal. w eather.”
Patient.
"Not In the departm ent of agricul­
Rinks—Could yon lend me $1 nntll
ture.”—W ashington Star.
H is Meek Suggestion.
Saturday? Jinks—I'm bu«ted. W on't
Mrs G rim ly—Is there any way -on
have a «ent myself until Saturday.
H
it
In
stru
m
ent.
an break yourself of that habit of
R
inks-W ould you lend It to me then?
"That
executor
Is
very
energetic
in
Hiking In your sleep? Mr Grimly
tremulously, lint hopefully)—Do you carrying out the various provisions of — New York Glola*.
bink it would help any. my dear. If the testator.”
N ature when she adds difficulties
•oud let me talk more when I'm "H e does seem to be working w ith • adds
brains.- Emerson.
,wake? I’uck.
i will.”- Baltimore American,
W. F. MRTRAMPF
r*
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