DISCOVER REAL JOSEPH DESTROY THE"STORKb SO RT ARY OF SECO N D SO N AND O F JACO B SECO N D ­ FO UND. A g e d H o u s to n (T e x .) N e g ro Sends Money to B ro th e r W ho, He C la im s, S o ld the F o r m e r In to S la v e r y D u r in g Y ou th . H E g re a t w all of C hina n ev er falls to Im p ress th e tra v e le r, no m a tte r how m any tim e s he h as seen It. A t Munkow pass, w h ere th e m agnificent scen ery g iv es It an ap p ro p ria te se ttin g , it is p a rtic u la rly im pressive. It is n o t so m uch its h eig h t, nor so lid ity , n o r even its seem in g e n d le ssn e ss th a t cau ses th e o b se rv e r to m arvel. I t is ra th e r th e bold, th e a tric a l way in w hich th e w hole p an o ram a of th e w all h as been stag ed . T he d a u n tle ss b u ild ers, who e re c te d It o v er 2,000 y e a rs ago, seem to have selected th e h ig h e st m ountain ra n g e s and th e m ost p recip ito u s p eak s for th e fo u n d atio n s of th e ir w onderful w all. T hey p robably took a d elig h t in placing th e wall w here it w ould m ake th e b est show ing—on th e to p m o st ridges and overlooking th e h ig h e s t precipices, w rite s L u th e r An­ d e rso n in th e C hicago News. As th e eye follow s th e w all o v e r th e m o u n tain s to w here it loses itse lf in th e hazy horizon one c a n n o t help th in k in g of th e trem en d o u s len g th of th e w all. F rom its w e ste rn end In th e san d sw e p t d e se rt of in n e r Mon­ golia to th e Gulf of L lan tu n g , w here It com es dow n to th e sea, is a dis­ tance^ of o v e r 1,500 m iles. A nd y et th is d istan ce does n o t re p re se n t th e e n tire len g th of th e w all. It h as m any b ra n c h e s and is in m any p laces dou­ bled an d even treb led . A t K oupeikou th e re is a p erfect n etw o rk of w alls s tre tc h in g off in every d irectio n a s fa r a s th e eye can see. A t N ankou th e sam e p ro d ig ality of w alls show s th a t th e a n c ie n t C hinese fe lt th a t one wall w as not a sufficient p ro te c tio n a g a in st th e wild h o rd es of T a rta ry . In Days of Old. O ne c a n n o t look upon th e g re a t w all w ith o u t p ictu rin g in o n e 's m ind th e d ay s of old, w hen th e se ra m p a rts w ere th ro n g ed w ith sold iers, who g u ard ed th e fro n tie rs of th e em p ire a g a in s t th e w arlik e trib e s of th e n o rth . T he ro ad w ay on th e top of th e w all serv ed a s a m ilitary highw ay for th e v ario u s co n tin g e n ts g a rriso n e d in th e fo rt­ re sse s, w hich stud th e w all a t in te r­ v a ls of from 200 to 500 yards. W h ere th e w all clim bs th e ste e p slopes of th e m o u n tain s th is road w ay is provided w ith long flights of sta irs . T h e bricks of th ese s ta irs a re well w orn, show ing th a t th o u san d s of so ld iers m u st have p assed to and fro from one fo rtre s s to an o th er. O ne can p ic tu re th e re­ in fo rc e m e n ts ru sh in g along th e wall a n d clim bing th e lofty s ta irs and h a ste n in g to a s s is t th e ir com rades, h a rd p ressed by som e h o stile arm y. O ne can see th e fires lig h tin g up th e sig n a l to w ers b u ilt fa r to th e so u th of th e wall. O ne can alm o st h e a r th e sh o u ts of defiance from th e d e fe n d e rs an sw e rin g th e ta u n ts of th e besieg ers. T hose a n c ie n t so ld iers of C hina did th e ir w ork well. F o r ove: 1,000 y e a rs th e y held th e wall a g a in s t th e T a rta r hordes. W hen th e M ongols finally did b re a k th ro u g h th e b a rrie r in th e th ir­ te e n th cen tu ry they w ere able to do sc only b ecau se an effete d y n a sty n eg ­ le c ted to send pro p er re in fo rc e m e n ts to th e defen se of th e wall. T h e g re a t w all is re m a rk a b ly well p reserv ed . T hough w e a th e rb e a te n by th e sto rm s, th e fro sts an d th e su n s of tw o m llennlum s, it show s sig n s of de­ cay only In a few places. T h e g re a t body of It Is in ta c t and in a s good a condition as w hen it w as built. T he ag es have h a rd en e d th e m o rta r and bound th e brick w ork to g e th e r so th a t th e w all is probably stro n g e r to ­ day th a n It h as e v e r been before. It seem s to be as e te rn a l as th e m oun­ ta in s upon w hich it re sts. As a bu lw ark of d efen se th e wall h a s long since becom e o b so lete, but Its u sefu ln ess is by no m eans a t an end. I t h a s becom e a m o num ent to toll, p ersev eran ce, will pow er and to Im agination. It se rv e s to In sp ire all w ho see It w ith a new fa ith In hum an effort. A t ten o’clock we p assed th e la s t of th e g re a t ra m p a rts an d w ere "o u tsid e th e b a rrie r," to q u o te a C hinese p h rase. T he region to th e n o rth of th e wall h as alw ay s been re g a rd e d by th e C hinese as a wild an d law less co untry. B an ish m e n t beyond th e g re a t wall h a s alw ays been co n sid ered a sev ere p u n is h m e n t T h e C hinese living th e re hav e alw ays had th e feel­ ing th a t th ey w ere o u tsid e of th e ir ow n c o u n try and alm o st a t th e edge of th e w orld. A t noon of Ju ly 12 we sto p p ed a t an Inn In a little h am let called Pangshl- hylng, w here we re ste d and had tiffin T h e p ro p rie to r of th e Inn ev id en tly h ad a m ind to th e m oral Im p ro v em en t of h is g u ests, fo r he h ad o rn a m e n te d th e w alls of th e g u e sts' room s w ith T n u m ero u s m o tto es su ch a s "S eek rig h te o u sn e ss a s yo u r profit and ric h e s w ill n e v er be lack in g ,” "A m ia­ bility a ttr a c ts ric h e s a th o u san d fo ld ; w ith Justice you will e n te r Into a wide reg io n of w e a lth ,” "In y o u r c a su a l con­ v e rsa tio n do n o t sp e a k of people’s fallin g s.” M u s ic A t t ra c t s C h ild re n . T h a t even in g we sta y e d a t a c a ra ­ v an sary in a little m o u n tain v illage H ere we a sto n ish e d th e n a tiv e s, anu esp ecially th e little boys, by p laying a m outh organ. T h e s tra in s of "P o o r Nelly G ray ” an d "H o t T im e in th e Old T o w n ” soon drew a sm a ll crow d of h alf n ak ed u rc h in s, w ho su rv ey ed us w ith w o n d erin g eyes. H av in g got­ te n to g e th e r o u r little au d ien c e, we proceeded to q u estio n th e m a s to w h a t th e y had had to e a t d u rin g th e day, how old th e y w ere an d w h e th e r th e y w en t to school o r not. T h ey had all e a te n m illet porrid g e, m elons and v ario u s k in d s of v eg eta b les. M eat w as e v id e n tly a lux u ry an d e a te n only once In a g re a t w hile. T h ey all said th ey h ad gone to school, upon w hich Mr. P eck exam ­ ined th e m lik e a sc h o o lm a ste r and m ade th e m re p e a t th e san zu chlng or trlm e trlc a l classic, w hich Is th e first book stu d ie d by C hinese ch ild ren . Of tw elv e boys b etw een th e ag e s of five and tw elv e only one w as u n a b le to re ­ p eat th e sa n zu ching, an d h e w as a d eaf m ute. W e w ere a sto n ish e d to find th a t so m any of th e s e c h ild re n of th e m o u n tain s h ad been to school. A sim ila r ex am in a tio n in a m o u n tain d is tric t in A m erica w ould n o t have given b e tte r re su lts. T h e se m oun­ ta in e e rs w e re so poor th a t th e ir ch il­ d ren had to ru n n ak e d in th e sum m er, bu t th e y w ere, n e v e rth e le ss, ab le to send th e m to school. W hen th e ex­ am in a tio n w as o v e ra w e aw a rd e d th e boys a few p en n ie s each an d u rg ed th e m to c o n tin u e to go to school. B efore n ig h tfa ll th e re p o rt had sp read th ro u g h o u t th e w hole tow n th a t som e fo re ig n e rs had com e who m ade w onderful m usic an d w ho w ere so learn ed th a t th ey could c o n d u ct ex ­ a m in a tio n s in C hinese. M any people cam e to us a sk in g for fo reig n m edi­ cine. M o th ers b ro u g h t little sick b ab ies and crip p led ch ild ren to us a sk ­ ing us to cu re them . T h ey seem ed to h av e th e id ea th a t all fo re ig n e rs w ere skilled in th e a rt of healing. W hen we told th em th a t we could n o t cu re th e ir d ise a se s th ey did n o t believe us. It w as only w hen we to ld th e m th a t we had n o t b ro u g h t an y m edicines th a t th e y w en t aw ay. It m ade us sad to th in k of all th e m isery th a t m u st be e n d u re d u n a lle v ia te d In China. It b ro u g h t hom e to u s th e fa c t th a t lite r a tu re alo n e c a n n o t m ake a people en lig h te n e d an d th a t w ith o u t scien ce th e y m u st en d u re all th e Inconveni­ en ce an d m ise ry of b a rb a rism . O ne sees m any s tra n g e th ln g a in China. A t W an g ch aly ln g , w h ere we sto p p ed fo r th e n ig h t on th e 13th, I saw a piece of b rick tied to a d o n k ey ’s ta ll to k eep It from bray in g . T h e m u le te e r to ld m e th a t It w as a p hysi­ cal Im p o ssib ility fo r a donkey to b ray w ith a w eig h t tie d to Its tall. I lay aw ak e a long tim e th a t n ig h t w ait­ ing for th e donkey to bray, b u t th e b ric k b a t seem ed to do th e w ork. T he donkey n e v e r b ray ed once. T h e n e x t day w as th e six th o u t from P e k 'n g . W e tra v e le d th ro u g h m any b e a u tifu l m o u n tain p a sse s and w ere c o n sta n tly clim bing o v e r rocky rid g es o r d escen d in g into n a rro w val­ leys. A t se v e ra l p lace s we saw Chi­ n ese p la c e r m in e rs w ash in g th e san d s of th e m o u n ta in s tre a m s fo r gold. T h ey w ere u sin g a w ooden c rad le very m uch lik e th a t used by th e gold se e k e rs of o u r w e ste rn s ta te s . A t L a u n p ln g h sien , w h ere we sto p p ed for tiffin, we saw a la rg e m o n u m en t e re c t­ ed by Im p eria l o rd e r to th e m em ory of a F re n c h C ath o lic m issio n ary w ho had been k illed by th e bo x ers In 1900. A bout fo u r In th e a fte rn o o n wa cam e to K u a n je n pass, w hich la c a t In th e solid rock, and o v erlo o k s Je- hol. W e sto p p ed th e re fo r a w hile to enjoy th e b e a u tifu l p a n o ra m a w hich lay stre tc h e d b efo re ua. In th e valley, only a few m iles aw ay lay th e city of Jeh o l. an d beyond It th e p a la c e s of th e M anchu em p ero rs. A fte r a sh o rt re s t we p re sse d on and e n te re d th e city. W e found a la rg e Inn called Poo T u a n T ien , w h ere we found com ­ fo rta b le q u a rte rs H ouston. T ex.— H ou sto n h a s devel­ oped a s o rt of second an d seco n d arv Jo sep h , son of Jaco b , who se n d s n ec­ e ss itie s back to th e cro p -ru in ed land of C anaan. H e w as a tw iste d , w h ite-w h isk ered old negro, w ho p re se n te d h is grizzled head a t th e sta m p w indow of th e post office th e o th e r day. and sa id : "G im m e tw o sp ecial d eliv ery le tte rs, an d tw o stam p ed envelopes. Dis h e re am Jo ­ sep h re lie v in ’ de w a n ts of h is b re th ­ re n .” T h en h e a sk ed a w h ite m an to “ b a c k ” th e envelo p es, and w hile th e a d d re ssin g w as in p ro g re ss h e told his ta le ; an d h e to ld It w ith ev ery a p p e a ra n c e of tru th . Som e tim e b efo re th e b ig w a r h is fa th e r’s m a s te r a t h is d e a th fre e d h is slav es and divided p a rt of a L o u isian a p la n ta tio n am ong th em , for h e h ad no frie n d s o r re la tiv e s am o n g th e w h ite p e o p le ,to w hom he could le a v e It. T h e old m a n 's fa th e r an d m o th e r p ro sp ered and had a fam ily o f th re e boys, of w hom he w as th e y o u ngest. O ne d ay th e old m an. th e n a boy of six o r seven, w e n t to to w n w ith h is tw o e ld e r b ro th e rs, w ho w ere e ig h teen and fifteen. T h e fa th e r h ad given th e m som e m oney w ith w hich to buy su p p lies, b u t th e y g o t Into som e so rt of a g am b lin g gam e and lo s t It. T h ey fe a re d to go hom e w ith o u t It. So th e y s a t dow n In th e ro a d to th in k . T hen a h ap p y Idea stru c k th em . T h e re w as a c irc u s In tow n and th e y c a rrie d th e ir y o u n g e r b ro th e r o v er and sold him to th e rin g m a s te r fo r a boy to b ru sh aw ay flies a t m eals T h ey claim ed th a t th e y had been s e n t by a w h ite m an w ho ow ned all th re e . P e rh a p s th e rin g m a s te r k n ew th a t such could n o t be th e case, b u t h e w as g e ttin g a n eg ro boy fo r th e rid ic u ­ lously low p rice of sev en d o lla rs, and h e w as w illing to risk ru n n in g afoul of th e law . A nd b esid es th e g lam o r of a c irc u s filled th e little n eg ro w ith Joy and h e b o re h is b ro th e rs o u t In tlie lr lie. T h e tw o o ld er on es w e n t h om e and told th e fa th e r and m o th e r th a t " th a t little fool D o rrle slipped aw ay from th e m and ru n n e d aw ay w ith th e show and th e y c o u ld n 't ca tc h him .” And th e sim ple old c o u n try n eg ro es, n o t u n d e rsta n d in g e x actlv how hoys did “ru n aw ay w ith sh o w s,” b u t th o r­ oughly u n d e rs ta n d in g th a t h is fo rtu n ­ a te d isa p p e a ra n c e le ft th em one less m o u th to feed, w e p t a few te a r s and n e a rly fo rg o t a b o u t th e w hole m a tte r. Y ears slip p ed aw ay and finally D orrle w e n t h om e to find h is fath er, m o th e r and o ld est b ro th e r dead, and th e second b ro th e r and a n o th e r w ho had been born a fte r h is leaving, still farm in g on th e old place. T h en Dor- rie cam e to H ou sto n and m ade m oney. T h e M ississippi riv e r ra n all over th e little farm In L o u isian a and fa irly ■wiped It off th e m ap a s a liv in g pro­ d u cer fo r th is y ear. A nd th e n eero es, now old an d feeble, w ere p en niless. T he g o v e rn m e n t w ould feed them , but still th e y w ere sh o rt. So th e y got som e one to w rite D o rrle ’w av over In T ex a s fo r m oney. And th e d ay he got th e le t te r th e old n eg ro w as a t th e p o st office a sk in g fo r sn eclal de­ liv e ry sta m p s to h a ste n th e m ove­ m e n t of tw o m oney o rd e rs fo r 220 each. “A nd I’m g w ine to sen d ’em Just a s m uch a s I can sp a re from now on." he sa id ; an d Just to show how m uch h e k n ew of th e B ible he once m ore lik en ed h im se lf to Joseph. IN G ERM ANY ERED THEY E N E M IE S ARE OF BAD ROADS COST MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ; C O N S ID ­ SPO RT. P re ju d ic e Is R esulting In T h e ir S ys­ te m a tic S la u g h t e r In P a rts of the F a th e rla n d , and the B ir d s A re R i g i d l y E s ln g T h in n e d Out. No one who h as an y d elig h t In H an s A ndersen’s ta le s can h ear unm oved th a t th e sto rk h as fa ll­ en upon evil tim es. F our y e a rs ago It w as noticed th a t th e y w ere b u ild in g less on T u rk ish house-tops an d th e ir dim inishing n u m b ers w erp re g a rd e d by th e su p er3 titio u s O tto­ m an s as an evil om en for th e fu tu re of th e race In E urope. On leaving E u ro p e a t th e end of sum m er, th ey seem to p e n e tra te fa r down th e In­ te r io r o f A frica. O ne th a t had been c a u g h t and m arked In P ru s sia w as c a p tu re d In N atal, n e a r Colenso. W h e th e r th e d isap p earan ce of wild a n im als from South A frica before th e a d v an ce of th e s e ttle rs also affects th e s to rk s Is a question n o t y e t settled . H ow ever th a t m ay be, a tte n tio n Is b ein g draw n anew to th e ir dw indling n u m b e rs In A lsace, now th a t th ey a re g e ttin g ready to leave fo r th e south. G erm an s c ie n tists h av e asc e rta in e d th a t th e y a re also g e ttin g few er In th e P a la tin a te , H esse, and F ran co n ia. T h e co u n try people a re m ak in g va­ lia n t efforts to m ain ta in th e n u m b ers o f th e ir v isito rs by p lacing artificial n e s ts on th e roofs of th e ir houses, a n d e v e n by feeding th e m artificially. B u t th e sto rk s In G erm any have to c o n te n d w ith a p reju d ice m o st dif­ ficu lt to erad icate. T hey a re looked u p o n a s enem ies of sport. I t is tru e t h a t th e y som etim es raid th e fam ilies of h a re s o r find th e ir food In ponds w ell stocked w ith fish. B ut th e dam ­ ag e th e y do In th is w ay Is negligible in com parlslon w ith th e g re a t boon th e y co n fer on fa rm e rs by d estro y in g m ice an d moles. If w e we a re to b elieve th e G erm an o rn ith o lo g ical p ap er. “ M lttellu n g en u b e r die V ogelw elt,” a bad exam ple in th e tre a tm e n t of th is u sefu l b ird h a s been se t in high places. T h e G ran d Duke of O ldenburg Is said to h a v e given o rd ers fo r th e c u rta ilin g of th e n u m b er of sto rk s in h is s ta te . F ifty p e r cent, of them a re to be sh o t dow n. By depriving th e fem ale b ird s o f th e ir m ale ad m irers, th e G rand D u k e hopes to “c u t dow n th e b ir th ­ r a te .” T he G erm an p a p er co n tain in g th is an n o u n cem en t p ro te s ts a g a in s t a b a rb a r ity w hich d ep riv es v illag es of th e ir old-established g u ests, b u t It a d d s th a t sim ilar ca se s a re re p o rte d fro m U p p er F ran co n ia, w h e re th e o w n ers of sp o rtin g e s ta te s a re a c tu a l­ ly com pelling th e p e a sa n ts to rem ove th e s to rk s ’ n e s ts p erch ed on th e ir co t­ ta g e roofs. T h e p ap er a p p e a ls to th e public to p u t a sto p to th is w ork of d estru ctio n . In A lsace hap p ily such b ru ta l m ethods a r e unknow n. T h e re th e b ird w hich sym bolizes such v en erab le tra d itio n s is tr e a te d w ith u n iv e rsa l resp ect. T h e Illu s tr a t io n s h o w s the typ e o f m ud road that (III.) c o n v e n tio n w a n t e lim ina te d . the recent P e o ria BAD ROADS CAUSE BIG WASTE D e c la re s T h a t $35,000 Be L o e t In llll- nola U n l e t i A n tiq u a te d M e th o d s A re Changed. CARING FOR ROAD FINANCES M o s t M o d e rn M e th o d s U rg e d f o r F i­ n a n c in g C o n s t ru c tio n and M a in ­ te n a n c e s of T h o ro u g h fa re s. R ealizing th e need for th e m ost m odern m ethods of financing th e con­ s tru c tio n and m ain ten an ce of public ro ad s In th e U nited S ta te s L ee Mc- Clung, tr e a s u r e r of th e U nited S ta te s, h a s accep ted a n in v itatio n to preside o v er th e finance sectio n of th e A m erican R oad congress. In an Interview Ju st m ade public Mr. M cClung calls a tte n tio n to th e u rg e n t need for th e in tro d u ctio n of re­ form s In th e m an ag e m en t of road finances. » “My o b serv atio n s,” said T re a s u re r M cClung, "lead me to believe th a t In c o m p arativ ely few in sta n c e s Is th e sam e c a re ta k e n of funds fo r road Im­ p ro v em en t a s is ta k e n by financial In­ s titu tio n s for p riv ate e n te rp rise s. T he sam e c a re an d Judgm ent displayed by b a n k e rs In m aking in v e stm e n ts should be show n by s ta te an d local highw ay d e p a rtm e n ts in th e e x p en d itu re of public m oneys for th e im provem ent and m a in te n a n c e of roads. L eglsla tlo n and reg u latio n should so be urged In each s ta te as to provide fo r th e levying of road rev en u es on carefu lly p re p a re d e stim ates, for th e Introduc­ tion of sim ple y et th o ro u g h sy stem s of acco u n tin g and co st keeping for a Bystem of re g u latin g bond Issues w hich would Insure econom y an d wise b u sin ess m an agem ent. "A s one of the p o ssib ilities w orth co n sid erin g I m ight sim ply re fe r to th e difference betw een th e sin k in g fund m ethod and the se ria l bond m eth ­ od as applied to bond Issue— an d th e ir re la tiv e m e rits.” Mr. M cClung said th a t he w as very m uch gratified to n o te th e activ itie s of th e v ario u s s ta te b a n k e rs asso cia­ tio n s In th e good road m ovem ent. He b elieves th a t th e financiers of th e c o u n try h av e a g re a t deal to do w ith sh ap in g th e road m ovem ent along th e rig h t lines and he e x p resses th e hope th a t every s ta te b a n k e rs asso ciatio n w ill h av e Its re p re se n ta tiv e s a t th e co n feren ce on road finances w hich will be h eld a t th e A m erican R oad con­ g ress. C ouldn’t S tand fo r W ager. B aylls S teele, c a p ita list and prom o­ te r , one day becam e Involved in a d is­ p u te o v e r a q u e stio n of B iblical h is ­ tory. " E lija h w as a lucky m an,” h e r e ­ m arked. “In s te a d of being com pelled to lin g e r and die of som e u n p le a s a n t d isease, h e w as c a rrie d to h eav en In a w hirlw ind.” “Y ou’re w rong,” p ro te ste d th e p a rty of th e second p a rt, w ho h ap p en ed to be afflicted w ith a n Im pedim ent In htB speech. “ Bay-Bay-lis, you’re r-r-r- w rong. E lija h w e n t to h eav en In a c h a rio t of fire.” “You c a n ’t convince m e th a t th a t good old m an w as s tru c k by lig h tin g ,” re to rte d Steele, and th e d isp u te w axed w arm . A fte r it h ad raged fo r som e KILLS GUEST; WAS OWN SON th r e e m in u te s i t reach ed th e b e ttin g stag e. T h o u g h t H e W a s Stra n g e r— M othe r “ B et you I ’m rig h t,” said Steele. a n d D a u g h t e r H a n g e d T h e m s e lv e s “T -t-t-taken,” said th e p a rty of th e o n L e a r n in g T ru th . second p art. "W h a t’ll we b e t? ” ask ed Steele. Kteff, R u ssia .— R ablusln, an old "W-w-w-well,” stu tte re d th e o th e r, p e a sa n t of K rlsto ft, had a son, Ivan. In "seein g th a t you d-d-d-don't know an y CAUSE OF WILT IN APPLES th e arm y . A fte r se rv in g his te rm he m-m-m-more a b o u t S c rip tu re th a n you w orked fo r som e y e a rs a t th e cu stom s do, I g-g-g-guess It had b-b-b-better S k i n Is R o u g h and P o ro u s, and N o t C o v e re d W it h C o a t of W a x a s and saved $800— u n h e a rd of w ealth for be a-a-a B ible.” A nd S teele a d m its O t h e r V a rie t ie s A re. his class. H e w en t hom e on th e quiet. th a t rig h t t t e r e h e backed out. T h e old folks w ere o u t an d his young E v e r sin ce ru s s e t apples hav e been s is te r did n o t reco g n ize him a fte r ten grow n, say s th e R ural New Y orker, B o u g h t a n d P a id F o r. y e a rs ’ ab sen ce. H e th o u g h t to play a “You say th is is w o rth $5,” said th e th ey have th e fau lt of w ilting In sto r­ Joke, said he w as a tra v e le r, ask ed for w ary cu sto m er. "N ow , do you g u a r­ age. It is co n stitu tio n a l w ith them . food an d bed an d paid tw o d o llars for a n te e th a t I'm g e ttin g $6 w o rth of T h e ir skin is rough and porous, and th re e eg g s sh e cooked him . T h en he valu e fo r my m oney?” n o t sm ooth and covered w ith a co at w e n t Into th e g a rd e n fo r a nap. If "F ive d o lla rs’ w o rth o f v a lu e !” flash­ of wax, as all o th e r k inds are. T h e old folks cam e hom e and heard ed th e b rig h t young clerk . “W hy, m is­ anyone w ill scrap e th e su rfa c e of an of th e rich tra v e le r w hose w allet was te r, fo r every one of th em th in g s we o rd in a ry ap p le w ith a knife h e can stuffed w ith n otes. "L e t us kill him ,” tu r n o u t th e r e ’s fo u r m iddlem en, sev ­ easily see th a t a w h ite wax Is g a th ­ su g g e ste d th e old wife. B ut R ablusln enty-eight d ru m m ers, five b an k s, tw o e re d on th e blade. In som e cases It Is lack e d c o u rag e, said he would th in k of ra ilro a d pools, e ig h te e n a d v e rtisin g v ery n o ticeab le and m ay be g a th ered it, an d w en t to th e s p irit s to re to get agencies, seven la w y e rs and 842 bill* Into a little ball. T h is wax may be m ade to sh in e by up pluck. H e re he le a rn e d th a t th e board s all ru n n in g up e x p en se a c ­ tra v e le r w as h is own son and had co u n ts and ad d in g valu e to th a t th e re ru b b in g th e apple skin, an d th is Is com e hom e to s h a re his w ealth w ith a rtic le so fa s t th a t th e co m p an y 's often done by retail fru it d e a le rs and h is fam ily. p ra c tic a lly giving you th e 34 c e n ts ex h ib ito rs a t fairs, to e n h an ce th e ir B ut it lessen s th e ir keeping Old R ab lu sln ru sh e d hom e crying sp e n t on p a te n t ro y alties, shop up­ beauty. o u t to h is w ife. “ D on’t kill h im ; i t ’s keep, ra w m aterial and lab o r."— P uck. quality, b ecau se of ta k in g off som e of n a tu r e ’s p ro tectiv e covering. T he o u r so n .” H e th e n fainted. ru s s e ts hav e a lm o st none of It, and On re c o v e rin g h is wife sa id : "D on't G etting Even W ith "G reatn ess.” th e re fo re th e ir In tern al m o istu re o r b o th e r a b o u t th e tra v e le r, he la dead. " I t is my d e lig h t to m e e t a G reat Juices easily pass o u t T he w ay to I polished him off m y self.” M an,” grim ly said th e Old C odger. *1 p rs v e n t th e w ilting Is by sto rin g th e W hen th e old m an told w hom she e x tra c t a deal of glee from h av in g a B ut It had m u rd e re d , m o th e r and d a u g h te r paunchy, aelf-lm portant, ultra-in flated , • p p le i In a very dam p place. m u st be cool as well, or th e apples h an g ed th e m se lv e s an d old R ablusln p ro m in en t citizen In a fancy w a istco at w e n t rav in g m ad. T h e police found an n o u n ce to th e P e rso n a g e ; ‘Oh, S en­ w ill rip en and rot. Iv a n ’s body In th e g ard en . H is m o th er a to r H um shak. p e rm it m e to p re s e n t S p lit L o g D ra g. h ad s tra n g le d him a s be s l e p t to you Mr.—e r — H aw hum !* T hen, as T he s p lit log d ra g la by fa r th e th e P re se n c e g racio u sly g ra s p s my m ost Im p o rta n t im p lem en t y et de­ B a c h e lo r a M o r a l C o w a rd . h an d w ith th e clin g in g c lu tc h of a vised fo r m a in ten an ce of e a rth roads. 8t. L ouis.— H e a r w h a t Rev. L ouis c u ttlefish and u n ctu o u sly re m a rk s th a t T h e drag, besides leveling out th a S c o tt De B urgh s a lth : "T h e old bach­ h e la gul-lad to see me, I lik e to n o te rough p laces lu th e roads, packs th a E v e n in g Up. M istre ss— W h a t w ould you give, e lo r o b s tru c ts th e social p le a su re s of how It seem s to galvanize him Into m a te ria l of th e su rface and In reality o u r ch u rch . W ith th e so p h istry of a new life and c a u se s him to su b m it c o n v e rts It Into a lay er of brick w hich A n n ette, to look a s n ice a s I doT M aid—As m uch as you would, seaso n ed d ip lo m at he Im pedes the m e to In s ta n t and keen s c ru tin y , to w ith each su ccessiv e use of th e tool m a'am , to be as young a s I am .—F lie ­ ro ad of tr u e love, w ooing b u t n ever h av e m e Inn o cen tly In q u ire: ‘W h a t la becom es th ic k e r sn d th e re fo re re s is ts th e nam e, p lease?* ” w edding. H e Is a m oral co w ard .” g ende B la e tte r. th a traffic to a g re a te r degree. B ankers, farm ers, au to m o b lllsts, ed­ u c a to rs, labor and business m en from a ll over Illinois m et a t P eo ria th e oth­ e r day and approved u nanim ously a g e n e ra l program for "pulling Illinois o u t of th e m ud." A fter th re e ro u sin g m eetings th ey p re p a re d a reso lu tio n to th e n ext s ta te le g isla tu re se ttin g out th e lin es on w hich th ey th in k state* leg islatio n should be based. T h e Illinois highw ay Im provem ent com m ission, w hich called th e m eeting, d eclared $55,000,000 w ill be w asted In Illinois during th e nex t tw en ty y e a rs u n less th e p re s e n t an tiq u a te d m eth­ ods a re changed. To p rev en t th is w aste th e co n fer­ ence u rg es th e cre a tio n of a sm all s ta te railw ay com m ission to rep lace th e p re se n t arm y of local com m ission­ e rs, m ore a c tiv e a ss ista n c e by th e s ta te for th e tru n k lines, and m ore ac­ tiv e In sisten ce by th e public on good roads. It is proposed th a t p riso n e rs In th e s ta te p e n ite n tia rie s be used n o t only fo r th e p re p a ra tio n of road building m a te ria ls, as a t p re se n t, but, If possi­ ble, for actu a l co n stru ctio n w ork th ro u g h th e sta te . It Is proposed to follow th e C olora­ do m ethod, u sin g th e h o n o r Bystem, and sen d in g th e gangs o u t w ith gu ards. T he leg islatio n recom m ended by th e co n feren ce w ould provide; S ta te and county co-operation In th e co n stru ctio n a n d m a in ten an ce of m ain highw ays and bridges. A nonpolitical s ta te highw ay com­ m ission of a t le a s t th re e co m p eten t m em bers, w ho sh all devote th e ir e n ­ tire tim e to th e ir duties. Im p ro v em e n t In such co u n ties as elec t to com e u n d e r th e provisions of th e law , of m ain, co n tin u o u s Inter- county h ighw ays co n n ectin g co u n ty s e a ts an d o th e r Im p o rtan t cities, prin­ cipally a t th e ex p en se of th e s ta te and co u n ty ; such ro ad s to be selected an d Im proved by county a u th o ritie s, su b ­ je c t to th e ap p ro v al of th e s ta te h ig h ­ w ay com m ission and a fte r Im prove­ m en t to be tu rn e d o v er to th e s ta te fo r p e rp e tu a l m ain ten an ce. Im provem ent, m ain ten an ce, an d con­ tro l of re m a in in g ro ad s (a b o u t 80 p er c e n t of th e w hole) u n d e r su p erv isio n o f county and to w n sh ip a u th o ritie s. E ffective m e a su re s to g u a ra n te e m ain te n a n c e a fte r ro ad s a re once con­ stru c te d . U se of th e s ta te auto m o b ile ta r , to ­ g e th e r w ith su ch o th e r fu n d s a s th e le g isla tu re m ay a p p ro p ria te . In th e Im­ p ro v em en t of highw ays. U se of s ta te p riso n e rs—u n d e r s ta te d ire c tio n —on an honor sy stem . In a c tu a l road w ork w hen p racticab le. P a y m e n t of «11 road ta x e s In cash. C om pulsory d rag g in g of all e a rth roada. P ro p e r co n stru ctio n and g u ard in g of c ro ssin g s a t ra ilro a d s and In tersectio n of s tre e t and highw ays. T h e "p la tfo rm " of th e co n feren ce In­ clu d es re so lu tio n s in fav o r of fed eral aid for p o stro ad s and n a tio n al high­ w ays, and calls a tte n tio n of Illinois co n g ressm en to th is position. It was devised by th e co m m ittee headed by W. G. E d en s of th e C en tral T ru st com pany, p resid en t of th e association. J e s s e T ay lo r o f Jam esto w n , O., told th e th e con v en tio n th e difference b e tw een h au lin g c o st in Belgium and A m erica, 13 c e n ts a m ile, m ean t a w aste of $137,500,000 In th is y e a r’s farm crops alone. “T h in k ab o u t It," he said, “and then do som ething, w ork for local aid and s ta te and fed eral aid. Jo e C annon be- lleves In fed eral aid now, becauae h e ’s h e a rd from hom e, and If he can be re » cued by th e folks a t hom e you ought to do ao m eth ln g for th e o th e r aln- n era.” T h e fa rm e ra ’ view point waa p re s e n t ad by A. H. G rout, head of th e Illinois F a rm e ra ’ In e tltu te ; lab o r’a, by Edw in R. W rig h t, s ta te fed eratio n p reald en t; th e b a n k e rs’, by R. F H a rris and Jo h n D. Phillips, old and new heada of th e s ta te asso ciatio n , and H. E. B radt, th e ir good roada ch airm an . P ru n in g G rapes In Fall. G rapes a re pruned In th e fall; na- n ally a h alf to tw o-thtrda of th e new g ro w th Is tak en off—depending on th e sy stem of tra in in g th a t is u sed —and In n o rth e rn e ta te a th e p la n ts a re laid on th e ground and covered w ith e a rth In m uch th e sam e way as ra sp b erries.