FOREST GROVE PRESS, FOREST GROVE. OREGON, THURSDAY. DECEMBER 19, 1912.
F o r e s t G r o v e P r e s s the Republicans run the govern­
ment compared to what they are
G . E d w in Secour, M an ag ing E d ito r.
up against with all these wild
T H E P R E S S P U B L I S H I N G C O men demanding that each one’s
pet tariff scheme bejenacted into
F O R E S T GROVE. ORE.
law.
T eleph o n es :
O f f i c e 502
J P e r m s
R e s i d e n c e 397
of
S u b s c r ip t io n
One year, in advance...................... $ 1.50
Six m onths, in adv an ce......................... 75
T hree m onths, in advance..................... 50
THURSDAY. DECEMBER 19, 1912.
D isplay a d v e rtis e m e n ts fo r p u b lication in th e
P r e ss m u s t be in th is office n o t la te r th a n T u e s­
d a y e v en in g to in s u re a p p e a ra n c e in c u r r e n t issu e
E n te re d a t th e p o st office a t F o re s t G rove, O re.
a s m ail m a tte r o f th e second class.
Many farmers are not aware
that the government publishes
several valuable nooks for free
distribution. The books are ap­
portioned to Senators and Con­
gressmen from whom they can
be obtained by merely asking
for them. Among the most use­
ful of these books are the Agri­
cultural Year Books, that for
1911 being the latest issue. The
Government also publishes a very
practical book on “Diseases of
the Horse” and another on
“Diseases of the Cattle” and a
report of the Bureau on Animal
Industry of special value to stock
raisers.
Asking for copies ofj these
books does not place the citizens
under any obligation whatever
to the Senators or ¡Congressman
as the books are printed by the
Government and paid for by the
taxpayers.
Many an Oregon
farmer has cured sick horses
and cattle by following the direc­
tions in the Government’s doctor
books. If you are interested,
send your request to Senator
Jonathah Bourne, Jr., Senator
George E. Chamberlain, Cor-
gressman A. W. Lafferty or
or Congressman W. C. Hawley,
at Washington, D. C.
W onderful M onaitory.
At Solovetsk, in the Russian gov­
ernment of Archangel, is the most
remarkable monastery in the world.
The monastery of Solovetsk is in­
closed on every side by a wall of
granite bowlders which measures
nearly a mile in circumference.
The late P. T. Barnum said The monastery itself ia very strong­
that the American people liked ly fortified, being supported by
and square towers about
to be fooled, and judging from round
thirty feet in height, with walls
the manner in which conserva­ twenty feet in thickness. The mon­
tive business men bite at wild astery consists in reality of six
cat advertising schemes, he churches, which are completely
filled with statues of all kinds and
knew whereof he spoke.
precious stones. Upon the walls
and the towers surrounding these
You don’t want to miss any churches are mounted huge guns,
future numbers o f the P r e s s . which in the time of the Crimean
We have lots of good things in war were directed against the Brit­
store for our readers and pro­ ish White 6ea squadron.
pose to make the paper interest­
ing for all.
You hardly ever see a man’s
wife’s name in the list of injured
when his touring car hits a tree
or goes into the ditch.
C lip ped
a n d P a ste d
Fels of Philadel­
phia says he is tired of being the
Single Tax Angel; or is it goat?
He will give $2000 a month to
the “ caws” if other enthusiasts
will do as much. Now watch
the enthusiasm w a n e—The
Dalles Optimist. ,
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POETRY
NOTES
Lawyers
Forest Grove, Ogn.
BY
RIVERSIDE
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PA.
and
Notary ‘Public
Forest Grove
Oregon
CORRESPONDENCE
SOLICITED
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J. N. Hoffman
A Homey- at-Law
sion.]
AND
Mark B. Bump
BIDDY.
“Jen n y W ren anil Robin R edbreast
raise t* e ry p retty birdie they batch,
and why ca n ’t you. M other H en?"
asked Mrs. C atbird.
“Too m any hum ans around to bun­
gle the Job.” cackles Biddy.
T h a t’s the tru th in an eggshell. Bid
d.v. You’re not alw ays a victim of
circum stances. You hatch a big bunch
of chicks, an d Mr. B ungler puts you
an d your brood in a coop th a t h asn ’t
been cleaned for a year. F ilth, mites'
Attorney-at-law
Hillsboro, Ore.
Guaranteed Rings
afford far better values
than you can ^et in any
other line.
lhey are
made by skilled crafts­
men, with great care.
Possess rare beauty. A
printed guarantee goes with
every ring, insuring purchaser
against lost stones (except
d i a m o n d s).
Over 2000 de­
signs to se-^
lect from.
Osteopathic Physician
Treatment by Special Appoint
ment Only
Physician and Surgeon
Calls answered prom ptly day or night
Phone: Office 271, R esidence 283.
Dr. C. F. Via
Physician and Surgeon
Attorney-al-laW
Public
Real Estate
Hillsboro, Ore.
Office over Hoffman & Allen Store
Phones, Res. 35XX, Office 751
Calls answ ered prom ptly day and n ig h t
Forest Grove, Ore.
Benton Bowman
W. E. Pettenger, D. M. D.
Attorney-at-law
When Philip of Macedon ap­
proached by night with his troops
to scale the walls of Byzantium the
moon, then new or in crescent,
shone out and discovered his design
to the besieged, who repulsed him.
The crescent was after that adopted
as the favorite badge of the city.
When the Turks took Byzantium
they found the crescent in every
public place and, believing it to
possess some magical power, adopt­
ed it themselves.
Visitor—I do hope that poor Jack,
your brother, does not grieve too
much at my having broken our en­
gagement. I feel sure he must be
very unhappy. What did he say,
dear? The Sister—Oh, he said
what a lucky thing it was you broke
it off this week instead of next, as
it saved him from having to buy
you a birthday present!
NIXON BUILDING
FOREST GROVE, ORE.
Daniel D. Bump
The T urks and the Craicent.
His Deep Grief.
OFFICE:
W. Q. Tucker, M. D.
South o f C ourt House
S oapm aker
With our secretary of navy
yelling for two dozen more bat­
tleships and Canada going to
build three for the British navy,
we may expect a large and
active nightmare in Brother Car­
negie’s peace dream -Portland
News.
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A great many women who be-
■¡eve in palmistry spend their
money getting their hands read,
while a great many men spend
their money getting their noses
The merchants of Washington red. Eugene Guard.
county do not look upon the par­
cels post as being of benefit to To the casual follower of the
them, feeling that it will fend news ¡t may seem that Turkey is
to give the advantage to the| mashed out pretty flat, but then
mail . order
... . house. . A . little t think of Dad’s pocketbook about
thought W ill show otherwise. It (his season of the year. _ Eugene
will cost the mail order house of i ftegister
Chicago $1.32 to deliver an eleven
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pound package to a Washington Another game or two of foot-
county purchaser, while the local |)al| and then ping pong and
merchants can deliver the same tiddily winks will hold sway un­
weight package for 15 cents on til the baseball season comes to
any rural route running out of (the rescue-Oregonian.
the town where they are doing
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business. For 35 cents they can
A married man has reached
deliver the same packege to any the bottom of the ladder when
customer residing within 50 miles he begins to brag about his
of their store. These facts com­ wife’s relations—Journal,
bined with a systematic effort to
get the business should increase still the subscribers keep com-
the sales of the local merchants ¡„g to the Press. 19 added to
wonderfully and bring a large the list last week and 17 this
volume of new trade. The par- week. up to going to press,
cels post will help the local mer- The p resa wil, be seilt to any
chant if he will make an etrort to addreas until January i, 1914
help himself.
i for ^
After the first of the
year the subscription price will
The Democrats are at the lie- be $1.50. Old subscribers will
ginning of their troubles now. be given advantage of the $1.
It was a joy to them to wdteh rate if they renew at once.
DR. K. S. MYERS
DR. ETHEL J. MARTIN
Osteopathic Physicians
D R . C.E. W A L K E R
EQ U ITY AND PRO B A T E ONLY
Office Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave.
Ind. Phone 502
F o re st Grove
[T hese a rtic le s a n d Illu stra tio n s m ust not
be re p rin te d w ith o u t special p erm is­
Office in A bbott Bldg.
Both Phones
F o re st Grove, Ogn.
Ind. Phones
W. P. Dyke
A ttorney-at-LaW
C M BARNITZ
MR. B U N G L E R
Etiquatt*.
"Etiquette” is a French word
which originally meant a label in­
dicating the price or quality, the
English “ticket,” and in old French
was usually specialized to mean a
soldier’s billet. The phrase “that’s
the ticket” shows the change to the
present meaning of manners accord­
ing to code. Burke solemnly ex­
plained that “etiquette had its orig­
inal application to those ceremonies
and formal observances practiced at
courts. The term came afterward
to signify certain formal methods
used in the transactions between
sovereign states.”
H, W. Vollmer, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
W. M. Langley & Son
Hillsboro, Ore.
Room 6, Hillsboro N ational
Bank Building
Hillsboro, Ore.
Hollis & Graham
R. M. Erwin, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
A ttorneys-at-Law
Forest Grove, Ogn.
Tam iesie Bi ilding
3d and Main S ts.
Hillsboro, Ore’
E. B. Tongue,
jdttorney-at-Law
P h o to by C. M. B a m ltz.
A B A D L Y B U N G L E D B ID D Y .
S. T. Linklater, M. B., C. M.
Physician and Surgeon
D istric t A tto rn ey .
T
an d lice get busy and aw ay goes a
bunch of Biddy babies to chicken heav­
en.
H e ties a rope to your leg and hitches
you like a m ule to your coop. You
get tw isted in the rope, sta n d on your
head, b ang by one leg and. terrified
a t such treatm en t, striv e to regain
your liberty, au d in the effort your
strong w ings strik e your chicks and,
lo, more of them go to chicken heaven.
Bungler m ixes sloppy eornm eal and
slaps It dow n in the dirt, w here it
sours and gets filthy from fowl feet:
he th ro w s dow n m usty grain, bought
at a b arg ain ; your chicklets fill up,
then some tu rn up aud go up to chick­
en heaven by the rotten ration route.
H e keeps you and your babies on
rotten ground and throw s your feed
on th e microbial mess, rain comes
down an d soaks up the gapew orm em ­
bryos, the little red devils hatch, your
chicks sw allow them , choke aud a n ­
o th er bunch goes to chicken heaven by
th e gapew orm route.
T hen bungler sets dow n a w ater
bucket big enough for a horse, an d the
D elta Building
Hillsboro, Ore.
Yeager & Cornish
Attorneys at Law
C. H. Pollock, D. M. D.
Hillsboro Commercial Bank Buildtng
Phone City 232
Hillsboro, Oregon
L in k later Building
Phone Main 74
Hillsboro, Ore.
| John
M. Pipes,
Martin L. Pipes, ^Uomeys. Elmer H. Smith, M. D., D. O.
‘Physician, Surgeon
George A. Pipes,
° ' aw
and Osteopath
811 C ham ber o f Com m erce
Calls
answ
ered
day or night.
Portland, Ore.
*
Hillsboro N ational Bank Bldg.
Hillsboro, Ore.
Dr. H. R. Kauffman
Physician & Surgeon
Office:
j
Dr. S. M. Regan, D. V. S.
F o re s t G rove N a t’l B an k B uilding
P h o n e M ain 0131
Forest Grove, Ore.
Res. Phone C ity 133
Office Phone Main 783
3rd S t., J^block N. of Main St.
Hillsboro, Ore.
Dr. D. W. Ward
Dr. E. B. Brookbank
Physicians and Surgeons
J. O. Robb, M. B. Tor.
Physician and Surgeon
22 F irst Ave. N o-th
Phone: Office 40x
Residence 402
■
Hillsboro, Ore.
Forest Grove. Ore.
Phone City 384
Rooms 4 and 5, Schulm erieh Bldg.
Hillsboro, Ore.
Made
W. B. COON, V. S.
for men,
women and
children.
O f f ic e on 1 st S t .
Dr. E. J. Crowthers
Betw een Pacific and 1st Ave. S.
Physician and Surgeon
H aving bought o ut Dr. Feeley, V et­
erinarian, I wish to notify the public Calls answ ered day and n ig h t
th a t I am prepared to answ er all calls,
Office in Ja ckson P harm acy
d ay or night.
Cornelius,
Phone Main 95
F o rest G rove , O re
From $2 Up
Call for Free
Birthday Card.
SHEARER & SON
W h ite P a la c e C a fe
JEWELERS
FOREST GROVE,
Ore.
K. REYNOLDS
OREGON
Pacific Ave., Forest Grove
Photo by C. M. Barnttz.
B U N G L E R S DEATH TRAP.
Ju st
For
C h ristm as
We hfve classy, clever
gift goods for every age
and condition.
They are better than
usual embracing the new­
est ideas.
Our prices are as at­
tractive as our goods, so
come early for the best
pickings.
F or A
M an
? •
The Autostrop Safety
Razor Outfit. The per­
fect, safe and complete
razor in a neat, attract­
ive box with 12 blades
and a strop, or a Military
brush set. or a fountain
pen and numerous other
things just as useful.
G ive
H er
P erfu m es
for Christmas.
We would like to show
you the latest long-life,
daintiest odors in hand-
s o m e, unique holiday
packages. She will ap­
preciate them.
Also a handsome perfume
atomizer which is almost
a necessity.
See our big window display, but w e can’t put everything in the
window, so if you don’t see what you want ask us.
*
Choicest of box candy at the
Fern Cove Confectionery.
7tl
Phone 901
F orest G rove P lan in g M ill C o.
General Contractors and Builders
Dealers in LUMBER, LATH, SHINGLES,
CEMENT, SAND and LIME.
All Finishing Lumber Kiln Dri d.
Beat the Prices
at the
Manufacturers of Frames, Mouldings, Sash,
Doors and everything required in the build­
ing line.
Farmers’ Grocery
and Meat Market
We sell Fiint-Kote and Mikado Roofing,
Also Sherwin-Williams Paints.
Pacific Ave.
Office and Factory,
Council St.,
Forest Grove
J. D. RODE
FOREST GROVE PHARMACY.
W e deliver to any part oi the city.
th irsty rem n an ts of your fam ily rush
for a drink. They fly up on th e death
tra p and fall In. and, lo. th e lust of
y o u r num erous fam ily go up to Join
th e rest In chicken heaven above.
“Y'ea, and th a t's not th e w orst of it,”
c rie s poor Biddy. “ I get th e blam e for
It nil, an d B ungler will piny th e m ule
au d m a k e th e sam e m istakes again
n e x t y ear.”